The Rise Guys Podcast
630 episodes — Page 11 of 13
YOU'RE GOING TO BE TAKEN... COULD BE FUN THO: HOUR ONE
HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO MATT'S MOM MARY FAT BOY DONATED HIS DAD'S BODY TO SCIENCE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART ONE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART TWO
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/29/25
A full Monday edition of TRG
MY GIRL USE TO BE MY TEACHER.. HOW WILD IS THAT?: HOUR FOUR
OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER?
SOBER SUE.. THE FIRST CARNIE..: HOUR THREE
BDA: XAVIER LEGETTE AND FECAL PEOPLE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 316 MMCM: SOBER SUE, MAKE HER LAUGH AND WIN BIG MONEY
NOW WE HEAR FROM THE PARTY IN QUESTION..: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY SAYS HER MAID OF HONOR IS TOO FAT OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY'S MAID OF HONOR HOLLY CALLS IN OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER
YOU MIGHT REGRET NOT KEEPING ANYTHING THO: HOUR ONE
MATT AND FAT BOY SWAP SQUIRREL STORIES MIKE IS AN EX CON WHO WISHES HE COULD VOTE BDA: I'M NOT A MA'AM DAMNIT ALL ADVICE SHOW: I DON'T WANT MY DEAD GRANDPA'S STUFF
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/26/25
You return those gifts yet? Get pissed you didn't get what you wanted? Listen to a full edition of TRG while you wait in the return line lol
DID THEY CATCH ALL OF THOSE MONKEYS THO?..: HOUR FOUR
THE ESCAPED SOUTH CAROLINA MONKEYS, WE HAVE QUESTIONS BDA: CHOP SUEY KARAOKE AND MESSING WITH CARTS YOU WANT YOUR WOMAN TO HAVE A LITTLE BITCH IN HER
SHE WILL NOT LEAVE MY NIPPLES ALONE: HOUR THREE
ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GIRL HAS A NIPPLE FETISH OPEN PHONES: I DON'T WANT TO TELL MY WIFE WHO I VOTED FOR OPEN PHONES: THREESOME HORROR STORIES
WE SHOULD NOT HAVE WATCHED THAT MOVIE DUDE..: HOUR TWO
PARTY MAN DAN KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT THE OTHER DAY WE SAW TERRIFIER 3, THE MOVIE MAKING EVERYBODY SICK WHAT'S THE SICKEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
THAT'S A LOT OF BALLOONS MAN, TOO DAMN MANY ACTUALLY: HOUR ONE
BDA: LISTEN TO THIS FOUL MOUTH LITTLE KID OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL THE CHAPLIN FROM CHATTANOOGA OPEN PHONES: I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS MMCM: THE CLEVELAND BALLOON FEST OF 1986
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/25/25
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to you all, it's a full TRG
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN SHE WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE: HOUR FOUR
OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS H FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM
THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S EVER GONNA FEEL GOOD: HOUR THREE
OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMSISED WHEN HE WAS 13 EMAIL: NO THANKS TO YOU PAIGE, I'M GETTING REJUVENATION SURGERY NOW
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU EVEN MADE IT HOME DUDE: HOUR TWO
BDA: POUND TOWN AND WASHING A HORSE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE IS A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST CHRISTOPHER GOT STUCK IN CHINA FOR FIVE YEARS
AT THIS POINT SHE'S NOT MAKING YOU DO ANYTHING DUDE: HOUR ONE
FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 319 FAT BOY IS SO FAT HE HAS STATIC ELECTRICITY SOUTH CAROLINA BANS PORNHUB OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/24/25
Ready for Santa? ... it's a full Christmas Eve edition of TRG
THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A ROOM MATE: HOUR FOUR
MMCM: PETER BERGMANN, THE MAN WHO NEVER EXISTED ALL ADVICE SHOW: I WANT A FEMALE ROOMMATE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 317
SO MUCH FOR PRIVACY IN THE WORK BATHROOM...: HOUR THREE
OPEN PHONES: MY BOSS TALKS TO ME IN THE BATHROOM OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM AT WORK BDA: KARAOKE COUPLE SINGS AFRICA
SHE SAID HE HAS TOO MANY TOYS.... NO, NOT THE KIND YOU'RE THINKING OF: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: MY BOYFRIEND HAS TOO MANY SEX TOYS DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND, LEAVES US A VOICEMAIL OPEN PHONES: DILDO DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND CALLS IN
FAT BOY YOU DROVE OVER TWO HOURS TO GET FOOD BRO... REALLY?: HOUR ONE
OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER? OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS IS A PROFESSOR WHO DATES STUDENTS THE ORIGIN STORY OF ASSMOLE FAT BOY DROVE TO ATLANTA TO GET A POT PIE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/23/25
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
YOU COULDN'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO GO THERE: HOUR FOUR
STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART ONE STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART TWO KEEPING KIDS IN BAND IS VERY EXPENSIVE EVIDENTLY
SO WHAT IF THE KIDS ARE 10, IF THEY WANNA WORK... LET EM WORK: HOUR THREE
IF A KID WANTS TO WORK, LET THE KID WORK MMCM: TIME TRAVELING PIGEONS OPEN PHONES: MY GIRL DOESN'T TAKE HER BRA OFF DURING SEX
YOU MIGHT WANNA STAY AWAY FROM YOUR UNCLE FOR A BIT: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: MY COUSIN BLOCKED ME OVER POLITICS ALL ADVICE SHOW: I HAVE SEX DREAMS ABOUT MY UNCLE BDA: COME BACK MAFFEW
PROBABLY NOT THE WORST GIFT IDEA IF WE'RE BEING HONEST: HOUR ONE
OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN PHONES: NICOLE THINKS THE JUNK MOLD IS A GREAT IDEA OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK SPELLINBURG: MATTMAN VS PAIGE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/22/25
A full Monday edition of TRG
LOOK AT PAIGE, CRACKING UP THE ROOM..: HOUR FOUR
OUR SNL 50TH ANNIVERSARY REVIEW BDA: ANGRY GRANNY WANTS TO WATCH RASSLIN PAIGE WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET FUNNY?
WELL DO YOU HAVE A SON OR NOT? WE NEED AN UPDATE: HOUR THREE
MMCM: BOBBY DUNBAR, THE MISSING KID FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 318 OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I MIGHT HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON
"IT WAS IMPRESSIVE, I'LL SAY THAT, HE'S TOO OLD TO USE IT THO PROBABLY"-FAT BOY: HOUR TWO
BDA: I DON'T SELL CRACK FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM SPELLINBURG: MATTMAN VS FAT BOY
HERE'S A DONATION STORY THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS: HOUR ONE
OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART ONE OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART TWO ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS HOLE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/19/25
A full Friday edition of TRG
DON'T GET SCAMMED BY SCAMMERS, DAN: HOUR FOUR
PARTY MAN DAN MIGHT BE GETTING SCAMMED: PART ONE PARTY MAN DAN MIGHT BE GETTING SCAMMED: PART TWO SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN
I'M SHAVING SOME BEEF OFF THE SANDWICH IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.. HAHAHA: HOUR THREE
EMAIL: NO THANKS TO YOU PAIGE, I'M GETTING REJUVENATION SURGERY NOW OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON
WTF DID XAVIER JUST SAY?: HOUR TWO
MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART ONE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART TWO BDA: XAVIER LEGETTE AND FECAL PEOPLE
WELL IF SHE'S IN MY WEDDING, SHE BETTER GET HER ASS IN SHAPE: HOUR ONE
FAT BOY DONATED HIS DAD'S BODY TO SCIENCE FAT BOY GOT HIS DAD'S ASHES BACK OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY SAYS HER MAID OF HONOR IS TOO FAT OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY'S MAID OF HONOR HOLLY CALLS IN
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/18/25
A full Thursday edition of TRG
JUST LEAVE THAT BATHROOM DOOR OPEN BABY: HOUR FOUR
DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 313
IF YOU'RE UNCUT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL STAY THAT WAY..: HOUR THREE
OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMSISED WHEN HE WAS 13
HEY, WHO WANTS TO GO TO POUND TOWN?: HOUR TWO
BDA: POUND TOWN AND WASHING A HORSE CHRISTOPHER GOT STUCK IN CHINA FOR FIVE YEARS IS CUSSING AT WORK OK?
DUDE YOU REALLY ARE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW: HOUR ONE
HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO MATT'S MOM MARY OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL GOT HIT BY TWO TRUCKS AT ONCE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE IS A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST ALL ADVICE SHOW: I DON'T WANT MY DEAD GRANDPA'S STUFF
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/17/25
A full Wednesday, and last show of the year, of TRG
DUDE, DON’T CRAP WHERE YOU GET THE COMPANY INK… OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Ol dude banged a co worker at his company Christmas party, foul dude, foul…
THE BEST DAMN AUDIO YOU EVER HEARD… THIS YEAR: HOUR THREE
Here’s our favorite, more importantly your favorite, Best Damn Audio clips of 2025
PAIGE YOUR BEST SPELLING DAYS MIGHT BE BEHIND YOU: HOUR TWO
Dan In Columbia sends a couple of new songs in that suck lol Spellinburg with a twist, for GAHLAY.COM gift cards Headlines
HOW ABOUT A WHOLE LOTTA HOT SOUP?: HOUR ONE
“Pouring soup” on somebody, Paige I think you just came up with a new euphemism for pissing lol Headlines Sports
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/16/25
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
LET THE PARTY START BABY: HOUR FOUR
Headlines Company Christmas Party fallout, Fat Boy you missed a great one
CRACK A RAT AND SOAK IT ALL IN: HOUR THREE
Headlines According to Johns Hopkins University, your farts are your best friend
WELL YOU DIDN’T GIVE HIM THE BEST ADVICE: HOUR TWO
Open Phones brings us Anonymous, who might have messed up at his company Christmas Party, and then Jason, who didn’t really agree with the advice we gave Anonymous