The Rise Guys Podcast
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SMOKE IF YOU GOT EM, BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT EM TOO: HOUR FOUR
NO WAY IN HELL SHE’S WEARING THAT TO HER PROM: HOUR THREE
SO WHERE ARE YOU AT ON BUSH WAXING PAIGE?: HOUR TWO
ARE YOU WORKING A BIT RIGHT NOW DIESEL?: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/15/26
STAY IN THE YARD SON: HOUR FOUR
YOU SURE YOU WANNA EAT THERE?: HOUR THREE
WHEN YOU GOT WEED QUESTIONS, YOU GOTTA GET CALLROB.COM ON THE SHOW: HOUR TWO
SOMEBODY TEACH PAIGE HOW TO SIT DOWN PLEASE: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/14/26
ANYBODY EVER GONNA BELIEVE WE WENT TO DAMN SPACE?: HOUR FOUR
DON’T ALWAYS LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY: HOUR THREE
GRADY SAYS YOU CAN’T COME HOME: HOUR TWO
THIS NEW STUDIO IS GROWING ON US: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/13/26
PLEASE TAKE US TO SOUTH KOREA NOW: HOUR FOUR
THE KING HAS LOST HIS NUTS: HOUR THREE
SO WAS THAT LATEST EARTH PIC REAL OR NOT?: HOUR TWO
WELL WE CAME BACK TO A BIG SURRPISE: HOUR ONE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/10/26
A full Friday edition of TRG, we back Monday baby
HAPPY 23RD TRG: HOUR FOUR
BDA: DIARRHEA PREACHER OPEN PHONES: HE'S NOT AS ADVENTUROUS AS ME HAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY TO US
YOU GOTTA ASSUME WE ALWAYS RECORDING: HOUR THREE
ANONYMOUS WON A THOUSAND BUCKS OFF THE SUPER BOWL T AND C: BOB STOLE A PUPPY, IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME FAT BOY GOT MATTMAN ON A HOT MIC
TOMMY LOVES EM BIG, LIKE REAL BIG: HOUR TWO
TOMMY CAN'T FIND ANY BIG WOMEN (SHORT CUT) MMCM: THE GREENVILLE PICKENS SPEEDWAY ANONYMOUS IS BIG AND SHE LIKES WHITE MEN (SHORT CUT)
DAN IN COLUMBIA HITS US UP WITH SOME MORE NEW SONGS: HOUR ONE
BRENT DOESN'T WANT HIS DAD'S '69 CAMARO (LONG CUT) A NEW ROUND OF SONGS FROM DAN IN COLUMBIA BIRD SONG, THAT WAS A WILD CALL DUDE
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/09/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG
IF YOU NEED AN IDEA, HIT US UP... MIGHT NOT BE GREAT BUT HEY...: HOUR FOUR
MATTMAN BLEW OUT A TIRE AND DAMN NEAR DIED HERE'S FORBES BILLIONAIRE LIST OF 2026 NOTHING BUT FUDGE AND CAFE AND GET SOME
SUP CRAI...F YOU DOIN?: HOUR THREE
BDA: FARTING IN FRONT OF THE PREACHER MMCM: THE NBA IS RIGGED T AND C: SUP DADDY, IT'S CRAI
MATTMAN HAD A LITTLE LAMB....: HOUR TWO
THOMAS SAYS THEY WANT TO HAVE A WAKE AT HIS HOUSE MATTMAN, THE LAMB BABYSITTER ALL ADVICE SHOW: NEIGHBOR'S WIFE ON SECURITY CAM
DUDE, YOU GOTTA STOP GOING THROUGH YOUR GIRL'S PURSE: HOUR ONE
ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M THE FAT FRIEND (LONG CUT) KENDALL FOUND BIRTH CONTROL IN HIS WIFE'S PURSE ARE COPS ALLOWED TO GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME?
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/08/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG
HERE'S BRETT TALKING ABOUT HIS HORNY AUNT LOL: HOUR FOUR
OPEN PHONES: MIKE HAS A RESPONSE TO ROBBY'S CALL BRETT IS IN COLLEGE, HIS HORNY AUNT LOVES TO VISIT THE VINCE MCMAHON BODY CAM AUDIO
YEAH, BUTT HORN..: HOUR THREE
BDA: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, BUTTHORN ANONYMOUS' CALL HAS FAT BOY AFRAID TO HUFF NOW ROBBY FOUND LEXAPRO IN HIS GIRL'S BAG (SHORT CUT)
YOU THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA FORGET ABOUT ASH WEDNESDAY?: HOUR TWO
PAIGE YOU NEED BETTER FRIENDS PAIGE THOUGHT WE FORGOT ASH WEDNESDAY RIP JESSE JACKSON
DAMN CHICK, YOUR BOYFRIEND IS OLD AS HELL: HOUR ONE
OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS HAS A 75 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND T AND C: BOB STOLE A PUPPY, IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME OPEN PHONES: PARTY MAN DAN'S FIRST CALL OF 2026
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/07/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG
BE HONEST, WHO'S HAD AN STD BEFORE?..: HOUR FOUR
ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY ROOMMATE WON'T MOVE OUT BDA: LISTEN TO THESE FILTHY KIDS THE STD ALL ADVICE CALL, HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE?
THAT "C" ON THE DOOR DOESN'T STAND FOR COOL, THERE BUDDY: HOUR THREE
TERRY'S GIRL WANTS TO KEEP THEIR BABY'S FORESKIN FEEDBACK ON TERRY THE FORESKIN DADDY MATT AND FB GOT INVITED TO A CAREER FAIR
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TRG AT YOUR CAREER FAIR?: HOUR TWO
TERRY'S GIRL WANTS TO KEEP THEIR BABY'S FORESKIN FEEDBACK ON TERRY THE FORESKIN DADDY MATT AND FB GOT INVITED TO A CAREER FAIR
WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THIS WILD DIVORCE STORY: HOUR ONE
RIP TO ART, PAIGE'S BROTHER THE ICE KILLINGS IN MINNESOTA ANONYMOUS HAS A WILD DIVORCE STORY BDA: 60 DAYS IN, THE PRISON DUMPS
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/06/26
A full Monday edition of TRG, featuring feet pic talk, protesting, and so much more
LET ME TELL YOU GUYS HOW PROTESTING REALLY WORKS: HOUR FOUR
MATTMAN GETS SOME MEAN FACEBOOK FEEDBACK JUDE CONFRONTED HIS CHEATING WIFE AND HER DUDE ANONYMOUS USE TO BE A PROTESTOR
LADIES, YOU MIGHT BE MISSING THE BOAT ON SOME BIG CASH HERE: HOUR THREE
OPEN PHONES: P1'S HAVE ADVICE FOR MIKE LADIES, YOU SHOULD BE SELLING THESE FEET PICS BDA: AMARILLA BY MORNIN
WILL, YOUR WHOLE FAMILY JUST SAW YOU NAKED BRO LOL: HOUR TWO
WILL GOT PANTSED IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE FAMILY ALLEN SAYS HIS FRIEND'S NEW MAN LOOKS ABUSIVE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 332
SOMEBODY COME GET RIC FLAIR PLEASE: HOUR ONE
MATTMAN WENT TO CHICAGO FOR CHRISTMAS THE RIC FLAIR DRUNK CAMEO OPEN PHONES: OUR DRY JANUARY IS A DISASTER BDA: BOURBON STREET GRAVY
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/03/26
A full Friday edition of TRG featuring The Mouth of The South baby, Jimmy Hart LIVE on TRG
SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW IT: HOUR FOUR
Ron got a lot of grand kids Here’s some karaoke that might sound familiar to you
ROB YOUNG LIVE: HOUR THREE
Rob, call me Robert, Young lol, from Borderlands Comics and founder of SC Comicon stops by to talk about this year’s convention, new comics and shows, and a surprise mystery guest for us on the phone.. Our mystery guest is a damn legend.. the Mouth of The South Jimmy Hart baby, what a great guy to talk to
DOES EVERYBODY REALLY WANNA COME HERE?: HOUR TWO
Hawaii evidently is a top global destination, WTF? Fat Boy thinks it’s nothing but slums P1 Looper called in with a damn knee slapper of a story about how Koreans love to sing Country Roads when they do karaoke and now we can’t stop doing it
IF I HEAR ONE MORE DAMN POP: HOUR ONE
Rob Young from Borderlands Comics is coming in today, he’s gotta guest for us too so let’s go ahead and check the phones We get a call from Ms X, the first one ever, and she’s got a surprise for the show We talked about the classic Weight Watchers phone scam from back in the day so if you’ve never heard it, here it is
THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/02/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG, featuring a viral post of a bee taking a dump on a dude's leg? We play with the phones to get em working again, Fat Boy knocks us off the air in Chattanooga with his chair, literally, and Ron, who called in because he's about to have his 10TH DAMN GRAND KID, WOW!