
The Rise Guys Podcast
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HAPPY 23RD TRG: HOUR FOUR
BDA: DIARRHEA PREACHER OPEN PHONES: HE'S NOT AS ADVENTUROUS AS ME HAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY TO US

YOU GOTTA ASSUME WE ALWAYS RECORDING: HOUR THREE
ANONYMOUS WON A THOUSAND BUCKS OFF THE SUPER BOWL T AND C: BOB STOLE A PUPPY, IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME FAT BOY GOT MATTMAN ON A HOT MIC

TOMMY LOVES EM BIG, LIKE REAL BIG: HOUR TWO
TOMMY CAN'T FIND ANY BIG WOMEN (SHORT CUT) MMCM: THE GREENVILLE PICKENS SPEEDWAY ANONYMOUS IS BIG AND SHE LIKES WHITE MEN (SHORT CUT)

DAN IN COLUMBIA HITS US UP WITH SOME MORE NEW SONGS: HOUR ONE
BRENT DOESN'T WANT HIS DAD'S '69 CAMARO (LONG CUT) A NEW ROUND OF SONGS FROM DAN IN COLUMBIA BIRD SONG, THAT WAS A WILD CALL DUDE

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/09/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG

IF YOU NEED AN IDEA, HIT US UP... MIGHT NOT BE GREAT BUT HEY...: HOUR FOUR
MATTMAN BLEW OUT A TIRE AND DAMN NEAR DIED HERE'S FORBES BILLIONAIRE LIST OF 2026 NOTHING BUT FUDGE AND CAFE AND GET SOME

SUP CRAI...F YOU DOIN?: HOUR THREE
BDA: FARTING IN FRONT OF THE PREACHER MMCM: THE NBA IS RIGGED T AND C: SUP DADDY, IT'S CRAI

MATTMAN HAD A LITTLE LAMB....: HOUR TWO
THOMAS SAYS THEY WANT TO HAVE A WAKE AT HIS HOUSE MATTMAN, THE LAMB BABYSITTER ALL ADVICE SHOW: NEIGHBOR'S WIFE ON SECURITY CAM

DUDE, YOU GOTTA STOP GOING THROUGH YOUR GIRL'S PURSE: HOUR ONE
ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'M THE FAT FRIEND (LONG CUT) KENDALL FOUND BIRTH CONTROL IN HIS WIFE'S PURSE ARE COPS ALLOWED TO GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME?

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/08/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG

HERE'S BRETT TALKING ABOUT HIS HORNY AUNT LOL: HOUR FOUR
OPEN PHONES: MIKE HAS A RESPONSE TO ROBBY'S CALL BRETT IS IN COLLEGE, HIS HORNY AUNT LOVES TO VISIT THE VINCE MCMAHON BODY CAM AUDIO

YEAH, BUTT HORN..: HOUR THREE
BDA: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, BUTTHORN ANONYMOUS' CALL HAS FAT BOY AFRAID TO HUFF NOW ROBBY FOUND LEXAPRO IN HIS GIRL'S BAG (SHORT CUT)

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA FORGET ABOUT ASH WEDNESDAY?: HOUR TWO
PAIGE YOU NEED BETTER FRIENDS PAIGE THOUGHT WE FORGOT ASH WEDNESDAY RIP JESSE JACKSON

DAMN CHICK, YOUR BOYFRIEND IS OLD AS HELL: HOUR ONE
OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS HAS A 75 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND T AND C: BOB STOLE A PUPPY, IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME OPEN PHONES: PARTY MAN DAN'S FIRST CALL OF 2026

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/07/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG

BE HONEST, WHO'S HAD AN STD BEFORE?..: HOUR FOUR
ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY ROOMMATE WON'T MOVE OUT BDA: LISTEN TO THESE FILTHY KIDS THE STD ALL ADVICE CALL, HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE?

THAT "C" ON THE DOOR DOESN'T STAND FOR COOL, THERE BUDDY: HOUR THREE
TERRY'S GIRL WANTS TO KEEP THEIR BABY'S FORESKIN FEEDBACK ON TERRY THE FORESKIN DADDY MATT AND FB GOT INVITED TO A CAREER FAIR

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TRG AT YOUR CAREER FAIR?: HOUR TWO
TERRY'S GIRL WANTS TO KEEP THEIR BABY'S FORESKIN FEEDBACK ON TERRY THE FORESKIN DADDY MATT AND FB GOT INVITED TO A CAREER FAIR

WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THIS WILD DIVORCE STORY: HOUR ONE
RIP TO ART, PAIGE'S BROTHER THE ICE KILLINGS IN MINNESOTA ANONYMOUS HAS A WILD DIVORCE STORY BDA: 60 DAYS IN, THE PRISON DUMPS

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/06/26
A full Monday edition of TRG, featuring feet pic talk, protesting, and so much more

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS HOW PROTESTING REALLY WORKS: HOUR FOUR
MATTMAN GETS SOME MEAN FACEBOOK FEEDBACK JUDE CONFRONTED HIS CHEATING WIFE AND HER DUDE ANONYMOUS USE TO BE A PROTESTOR

LADIES, YOU MIGHT BE MISSING THE BOAT ON SOME BIG CASH HERE: HOUR THREE
OPEN PHONES: P1'S HAVE ADVICE FOR MIKE LADIES, YOU SHOULD BE SELLING THESE FEET PICS BDA: AMARILLA BY MORNIN

WILL, YOUR WHOLE FAMILY JUST SAW YOU NAKED BRO LOL: HOUR TWO
WILL GOT PANTSED IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE FAMILY ALLEN SAYS HIS FRIEND'S NEW MAN LOOKS ABUSIVE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 332

SOMEBODY COME GET RIC FLAIR PLEASE: HOUR ONE
MATTMAN WENT TO CHICAGO FOR CHRISTMAS THE RIC FLAIR DRUNK CAMEO OPEN PHONES: OUR DRY JANUARY IS A DISASTER BDA: BOURBON STREET GRAVY

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/03/26
A full Friday edition of TRG featuring The Mouth of The South baby, Jimmy Hart LIVE on TRG

SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW IT: HOUR FOUR
Ron got a lot of grand kids Here’s some karaoke that might sound familiar to you

ROB YOUNG LIVE: HOUR THREE
Rob, call me Robert, Young lol, from Borderlands Comics and founder of SC Comicon stops by to talk about this year’s convention, new comics and shows, and a surprise mystery guest for us on the phone.. Our mystery guest is a damn legend.. the Mouth of The South Jimmy Hart baby, what a great guy to talk to

DOES EVERYBODY REALLY WANNA COME HERE?: HOUR TWO
Hawaii evidently is a top global destination, WTF? Fat Boy thinks it’s nothing but slums P1 Looper called in with a damn knee slapper of a story about how Koreans love to sing Country Roads when they do karaoke and now we can’t stop doing it

IF I HEAR ONE MORE DAMN POP: HOUR ONE
Rob Young from Borderlands Comics is coming in today, he’s gotta guest for us too so let’s go ahead and check the phones We get a call from Ms X, the first one ever, and she’s got a surprise for the show We talked about the classic Weight Watchers phone scam from back in the day so if you’ve never heard it, here it is

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/02/26
A full Thursday edition of TRG, featuring a viral post of a bee taking a dump on a dude's leg? We play with the phones to get em working again, Fat Boy knocks us off the air in Chattanooga with his chair, literally, and Ron, who called in because he's about to have his 10TH DAMN GRAND KID, WOW!

FINALLY, THE THIRD PARTY IN QUESTION: HOUR FOUR
Who the hell was Hootie from NASCAR? Damnit Fat Boy swears there was a Hootie in some capacity in NASCAR or is he getting Mandela Effected? Betsy the revenge cheat calls in

WE ON THE DAMN MOON SON: HOUR THREE
We going to the moon baby, been a minute, Artemis launch was a success Our phones might be fucked

THAT’S A LOT OF GRAND KIDS DUDE: HOUR TWO
Have you heard about the Whittaker family from West Virginia? OMG, it’s over a hundred years of inbreeding, they bark at each other, literally Ron’s about to have his tenth grandkid, wtf?

IT’S HARD TO LET A RUMOR DIE, ESPECIALLY ABOUT A RESTAURANT: HOUR ONE
Gambling, why would you not support it as a gubernatorial candidate? Also restaurant rumors, a good one will definitely ruin a place for you We get an answer to our bee question, did that bee indeed take a dump on that dude’s knee in that viral pic Here we go again, a word we can’t think of but we don’t wanna look up

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 04/01/26
A full Wednesday edition of TRG, including Best Damn Audio, Betsy the co-worker who Derek got his "revenge cheat" with, and a dude working out in his yard butt ass naked in Fountain Inn

DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD BE NAKED OUTSIDE? IT’S OTHER PEOPLE YOU GOTTA WORRY ABOUT: HOUR FOUR
Let this dude be naked in his yard for god’s sake So here’s the big fight from yesterday between Derek, the revenge cheater, and his wife

GOOD THING YOU CALLED BACK FRANK FROM YESTERDAY, WE GOT MORE QUESTIONS: HOUR THREE
Frank From Yesterday called back, his wife cheated on him years ago and they’re still together, so we have more questions for his ass Best Damn Audio, tag @ohmaffew and @fatboy933 if you see something funnier en shit

AND HERE’S BETSY, THE COMPLETION OF THE LOVE TRIANGLE: HOUR TWO
Horsepower and Caucasian, what the hell do these words mean? Where did they come from? Also, we guess which celebs are which ethnicity, be careful HA We got Betsy on the phone, guess who she is, she cheated with Derek from yesterday’s Truth and Consequences, allegedly…. Sounds legit tho..

WORST GIFT EVER BRO, GOOD INTENTIONS THO: HOUR ONE
Ol David thought he had a great gift idea, himself, for his girl to use whenever she wants hahaha April Fool’s Day sucks, was that funny what we just did? Be honest, lol

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/31/26
A full Tuesday edition of TRG, it's Fat Boy's 43rd birthday, also we go over some new Fussin names we can't wait to use, AND we have a Truth and Consequences involving a "revenge cheat", and well... you'll see how that didn't exactly work out like Derek thought it would, lol.

I’M GONNA STICK YOU WITH A BURIAL BILL ON THE WAY OUT: HOUR FOUR
Insurance is such a fuckin scam, really, you gotta have it to die, what’s that about? Meeting someone who’s in an open relationship, welcome to the third wheel buddy

SHOCKING ALL PIGS: HOUR THREE
Are they watering down our gas now? We heard about mom and pops doing it when we were growing up but is everybody doing it now? Damn I hope not Mattman, are you the one that has to kill these animals before you eat em?

HE CASHED IN, PROBABLY NOT HOW YOU’RE THINKING THO: HOUR TWO
This Truth and Consequences featuring a couple trying to survive an evened score. She messed up first, he took it upon himself to get her back, but will they survive what happened?

ARE THESE NAMES STILL GOOD?: HOUR ONE
We go through some Fussin names we haven’t used yet, can we still tho? Some are dirty on second thought, also, Happy Birthday Fat Boy Local baseball starts this weekend, let’s go Kid Rock had a military aircraft stop by his Nashville house yesterday, now everybody’s asking questions and threatening investigations and what not

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/30/26
A full Monday edition of TRG featuring: Paige is out, what the hell is happening with Tiger Woods? And some Mail Sack for YO ASS lol

IF YOU CALL AND TALK S**T ABOUT ANIMALS, YOU WILL GET ROASTED: HOUR FOUR
Check this out The FOF Hotline is OPEN 24/7, call now, 864-241-4318

DO WE NEED TO BRING THE DRAFT BACK?: HOUR THREE
Rob Schneider says we should bring back the military draft, but he never served, so is he out of line? What would a draft now look like? Mail Sack baby, send your questions, comments, complaints to [email protected]

NO KINGS AND THE PROTESTING STATE OF MIND: HOUR TWO
If you protest constantly, what does that do for your mental state? Do you drive yourself crazy? How was the estate sale this weekend Mattman?

TAKE CARE OF YOUR BIRTHDAY PEOPLE DAMNIT: HOUR ONE
Fat Boy doesn’t wish Happy Birthdays unless he gets one first, psychotic? What the hell is happening with Tiger Woods lately? How you been Evelyn?

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 03/27/26
A Friday edition of TRG, featuring the FOF HOTLINE and do we have nuns local to us? We'd love to talk to one if we do..