
The Rise Guys Podcast
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THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/02/26
A full Friday edition of TRG

YOUR TEETH ARE JACKED, SO I'M OUT: HOUR FOUR
OPEN PHONES: I GOT DUMPED BECAUSE OF MY TEETH OPEN PHONES: HANG UP ALREADY MICHAEL OPEN PHONES: THE BOY SOBER MOVEMENT

SHOULD I LET MY SON GO TO THE BEACH WITH HIS BUDDIES?: HOUR THREE
ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY SON IS TAKING TWO BIG GIRLS TO PROM TEXT AND FEEDBACK FROM ALL ADVICE PROM MOM'S CALL ALL ADVICE SHOW: SHOULD I LET MY KIDS GO TO SENIOR WEEK?

EASTER AND WEED, PROBABLY NOT A GOOD COMBINATION: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: I SMOKED WEED ON EASTER AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE THE FIRST EVER SPERM RACE IS TODAY, REALLY.. DID ANYBODY WATCH THE SPERM RACE?

CHECK OUT THESE BIG SCOTTISH HOOTERS: HOUR ONE
RIP MARY THOMAS HARRIS OPEN PHONES: P1'S REMEMBER MATT'S MOM MARY BDA: HOCKEY AND SCOTTISH BOOBIES PASSING DOWN GRAVE PLOTS FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 01/01/26
HAPPY NEW YEAR! A full new year edition of TRG

NOW SHE'S ASKING ME HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE: HOUR FOUR
BDA: THE RAPPING PREACHER OPEN PHONES: SHE ASKED ME HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE OPEN PHONES: FEEDBACK ON MONEY IN RELATIONSHIPS

DUDE YOU GOT MASTERS TICKETS, BETTER USE EM WISELY: HOUR TWO
THE WEIRDEST EMAIL WE'VE EVER GOTTEN, WHAT'S IN THE BAG? OPEN PHONES: BRENT MIGHT HAVE TO SELL HIS MASTERS TICKETS TO HIS BOSS THERE'S A NEW MATTMAN FARM SONG, AND IT'S GREAT

FUTURE WWE HALL OF FAMER JEFF HARDY ON TRG: HOUR TWO
PAIGE GETS PRANK REVENGE ON MATTMAN WITH GLORIA JEFF HARDY MATTMAN'S SC COMICON REVIEW, MEETING STING

THE BIRTHDAY ROAST.. OF FAT BOY: HOUR ONE
THE BIRTHDAY ROAST OF FAT BOY: PART ONE THE BIRTHDAY ROAST OF FAT BOY: PART TWO BDA: STROKE REPORTER AND MR T. HEY DOLLY, IT WAS OUR IDEA FIRST

DILDO DEREK, WHAT A NICK NAME LOL: HOUR FOUR
OPEN PHONES: DILDO DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND CALLS IN T AND C: I PEED ON YOUR WEDDING ALBUM OJ AUCTION AND DOG FIGHTING RINGS

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/31/25
A full Wednesday edition of TRG

THIS DUDE NEVER EXISTED EVIDENTLY..: HOUR THREE
MMCM: PETER BERGMANN, THE MAN WHO NEVER EXISTED OPEN PHONES: MY BOYFRIEND HAS TOO MANY SEX TOYS DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND, LEAVES US A VOICEMAIL

THE BEST THERE IS, WAS, AND EVER WILL BE: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: MY MOM HAS A BOYFRIEND IN PRISON OPEN PHONES: I HAVE ADVICE FOR THE MOM DATING THE PRISONER BRET "THE HITMAN" HART

WE LOVE SOME FEEDBACK: HOUR ONE
DO YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF YOUR PARTNER? OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL GOT HIT BY TWO TRUCKS AT ONCE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 315 OPEN PHONES: THE TOW TRUCK DRIVER FROM THE FOF HOTLINE CALLS IN

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/30/25
A full Tuesday edition of TRG

IT'S YOUR DAD IN A BOX..: HOUR FOUR
FAT BOY DROVE TO ATLANTA TO GET A POT PIE IF A KID WANTS TO WORK, LET THE KID WORK FAT BOY GOT HIS DAD'S ASHES BACK

AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE I'M BROKE, AND IT SUCKS: HOUR THREE
SPELLINBURG: PAIGE VS PARTY MAN DAN MMCM: BOBBY DUNBAR, THE MISSING KID ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS

NEW SON.. COME ON DOWN: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I MIGHT HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON BDA: ANGRY GRANNY WANTS TO WATCH RASSLIN

YOU'RE GOING TO BE TAKEN... COULD BE FUN THO: HOUR ONE
HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO MATT'S MOM MARY FAT BOY DONATED HIS DAD'S BODY TO SCIENCE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART ONE MMCM: I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS: PART TWO

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/29/25
A full Monday edition of TRG

MY GIRL USE TO BE MY TEACHER.. HOW WILD IS THAT?: HOUR FOUR
OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER?

SOBER SUE.. THE FIRST CARNIE..: HOUR THREE
BDA: XAVIER LEGETTE AND FECAL PEOPLE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 316 MMCM: SOBER SUE, MAKE HER LAUGH AND WIN BIG MONEY

NOW WE HEAR FROM THE PARTY IN QUESTION..: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY SAYS HER MAID OF HONOR IS TOO FAT OPEN PHONES: TIFFANY'S MAID OF HONOR HOLLY CALLS IN OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER

YOU MIGHT REGRET NOT KEEPING ANYTHING THO: HOUR ONE
MATT AND FAT BOY SWAP SQUIRREL STORIES MIKE IS AN EX CON WHO WISHES HE COULD VOTE BDA: I'M NOT A MA'AM DAMNIT ALL ADVICE SHOW: I DON'T WANT MY DEAD GRANDPA'S STUFF

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/26/25
You return those gifts yet? Get pissed you didn't get what you wanted? Listen to a full edition of TRG while you wait in the return line lol

DID THEY CATCH ALL OF THOSE MONKEYS THO?..: HOUR FOUR
THE ESCAPED SOUTH CAROLINA MONKEYS, WE HAVE QUESTIONS BDA: CHOP SUEY KARAOKE AND MESSING WITH CARTS YOU WANT YOUR WOMAN TO HAVE A LITTLE BITCH IN HER

SHE WILL NOT LEAVE MY NIPPLES ALONE: HOUR THREE
ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GIRL HAS A NIPPLE FETISH OPEN PHONES: I DON'T WANT TO TELL MY WIFE WHO I VOTED FOR OPEN PHONES: THREESOME HORROR STORIES

WE SHOULD NOT HAVE WATCHED THAT MOVIE DUDE..: HOUR TWO
PARTY MAN DAN KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT THE OTHER DAY WE SAW TERRIFIER 3, THE MOVIE MAKING EVERYBODY SICK WHAT'S THE SICKEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

THAT'S A LOT OF BALLOONS MAN, TOO DAMN MANY ACTUALLY: HOUR ONE
BDA: LISTEN TO THIS FOUL MOUTH LITTLE KID OPEN PHONES: MICHAEL THE CHAPLIN FROM CHATTANOOGA OPEN PHONES: I KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT MY DAUGHTERS MMCM: THE CLEVELAND BALLOON FEST OF 1986

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/25/25
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to you all, it's a full TRG

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN SHE WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE: HOUR FOUR
OPEN PHONES: I MET A GIRL IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS H FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM

THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S EVER GONNA FEEL GOOD: HOUR THREE
OPEN PHONES: I WANT TO GET CIRCUMCISED NOW OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS GOT CIRCUMSISED WHEN HE WAS 13 EMAIL: NO THANKS TO YOU PAIGE, I'M GETTING REJUVENATION SURGERY NOW

YOU'RE LUCKY YOU EVEN MADE IT HOME DUDE: HOUR TWO
BDA: POUND TOWN AND WASHING A HORSE ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY WIFE IS A CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIST CHRISTOPHER GOT STUCK IN CHINA FOR FIVE YEARS

AT THIS POINT SHE'S NOT MAKING YOU DO ANYTHING DUDE: HOUR ONE
FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 319 FAT BOY IS SO FAT HE HAS STATIC ELECTRICITY SOUTH CAROLINA BANS PORNHUB OPEN PHONES: MY WIFE MAKES ME GET MY ASS BLEACHED

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/24/25
Ready for Santa? ... it's a full Christmas Eve edition of TRG

THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A ROOM MATE: HOUR FOUR
MMCM: PETER BERGMANN, THE MAN WHO NEVER EXISTED ALL ADVICE SHOW: I WANT A FEMALE ROOMMATE FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 317

SO MUCH FOR PRIVACY IN THE WORK BATHROOM...: HOUR THREE
OPEN PHONES: MY BOSS TALKS TO ME IN THE BATHROOM OPEN PHONES: GOING TO THE BATHROOM AT WORK BDA: KARAOKE COUPLE SINGS AFRICA

SHE SAID HE HAS TOO MANY TOYS.... NO, NOT THE KIND YOU'RE THINKING OF: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: MY BOYFRIEND HAS TOO MANY SEX TOYS DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND, LEAVES US A VOICEMAIL OPEN PHONES: DILDO DEREK, WILLA'S BOYFRIEND CALLS IN

FAT BOY YOU DROVE OVER TWO HOURS TO GET FOOD BRO... REALLY?: HOUR ONE
OPEN PHONES: I'M DATING AN OLD TEACHER OF MINE, DO I TELL HER? OPEN PHONES: ANONYMOUS IS A PROFESSOR WHO DATES STUDENTS THE ORIGIN STORY OF ASSMOLE FAT BOY DROVE TO ATLANTA TO GET A POT PIE

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/23/25
A full Tuesday edition of TRG

YOU COULDN'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO GO THERE: HOUR FOUR
STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART ONE STATES WE DON'T WANT TO TRAVEL TO: PART TWO KEEPING KIDS IN BAND IS VERY EXPENSIVE EVIDENTLY

SO WHAT IF THE KIDS ARE 10, IF THEY WANNA WORK... LET EM WORK: HOUR THREE
IF A KID WANTS TO WORK, LET THE KID WORK MMCM: TIME TRAVELING PIGEONS OPEN PHONES: MY GIRL DOESN'T TAKE HER BRA OFF DURING SEX

YOU MIGHT WANNA STAY AWAY FROM YOUR UNCLE FOR A BIT: HOUR TWO
OPEN PHONES: MY COUSIN BLOCKED ME OVER POLITICS ALL ADVICE SHOW: I HAVE SEX DREAMS ABOUT MY UNCLE BDA: COME BACK MAFFEW

PROBABLY NOT THE WORST GIFT IDEA IF WE'RE BEING HONEST: HOUR ONE
OPEN PHONES: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OPEN PHONES: NICOLE THINKS THE JUNK MOLD IS A GREAT IDEA OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I GOT MY GIRL A MOLD OF MY JUNK SPELLINBURG: MATTMAN VS PAIGE

THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 12/22/25
A full Monday edition of TRG

LOOK AT PAIGE, CRACKING UP THE ROOM..: HOUR FOUR
OUR SNL 50TH ANNIVERSARY REVIEW BDA: ANGRY GRANNY WANTS TO WATCH RASSLIN PAIGE WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET FUNNY?

WELL DO YOU HAVE A SON OR NOT? WE NEED AN UPDATE: HOUR THREE
MMCM: BOBBY DUNBAR, THE MISSING KID FACEBOOK FUSSIN: VOL 318 OPEN PHONES UPDATE: I MIGHT HAVE A 20 YEAR OLD SON

"IT WAS IMPRESSIVE, I'LL SAY THAT, HE'S TOO OLD TO USE IT THO PROBABLY"-FAT BOY: HOUR TWO
BDA: I DON'T SELL CRACK FAT BOY SAW AN OLD GUY NAKED AT THE GYM SPELLINBURG: MATTMAN VS FAT BOY

HERE'S A DONATION STORY THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS: HOUR ONE
OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART ONE OPEN PHONES: DO I DONATE SPERM? MY WIFE SAYS YES: PART TWO ALL ADVICE SHOW: I'VE LOST ALMOST ALL MY SAVINGS ALL ADVICE SHOW: MY GREAT AUNT IS AN ASS HOLE