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Ep 234It Was a Long Day!

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Mike and Torya complain about their long day. Mike speaks about his appearance on The Bitter Truth. Torya says that people think Mike is rude because they try to take his words through their own perspective. Mike discusses why he enjoys the gym with Mitchell. Mike says Trump is playing Congress like a violin. They discuss the new laptop Mike was forced to buy. Mike discusses how frustrating it is to build a laptop back to comfortable. Mike says the two foster dogs won't last much longer. They discuss how Yogi loves and hates foster dogs. They discuss doing a DNA test on Beans.

May 1, 201915 min

Ep 233A Pack of Weiners? I'm In!

Mike says that it has been an event-filled weekend for them. Beans and Stubby went for a photoshoot. Alyssa had a school project. Mitchell had a track meet. They discuss the dogs at the photo shoot and what went on. They discuss the dog, Scooter, and his game that gets played. Mitchell set a PR in the 2 miles run. That's 3 in one week. They discuss the time they spent at the mall. Mike and Torya discuss their impending trip to the California Libertarian State Convention. Mike discusses how he has met Libertarians. They discuss the LPLAC meetings online. They discuss whether or not Torya will like Northern California.

Apr 29, 201921 min

Ep 232What's Wrong Wtih Us?

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Mike opens the show telling Torya to keep her stinky hands away from him. Torya explains why her hands are stinky. Mike says they have a no weiner, full weiner, and a half weiner. Mike says that the Mueller Report was finally released and as he expected, they found no collusion and no determination on obstructions justice. The report is one big nothing burger. Mike compares society with Boston sports fans. When the investigation started, Democrats said that Mueller will find collusion if it exists. Now that he has declared there was no collusion found,, they want to start another investigation. Mike points out that Democrats want to change the Electoral College rules because it will benefit them. They discuss how people are so biased that they can hear something that was said and if they are told it was said by the person they hate, they hate it even though it was actually said by the person they support. Torya claims to be politically agnostic and Mike challenges her on that. They discuss the campaign for POTUS in 2020 and how Trump makes bad decisions. They discuss why people should all vote for the person they think is best for them and their family.

Apr 26, 201930 min

Ep 231Cackling A-holes

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Mike opens the show talking about some problems he has been experiencing with his laptop for a long time resulting in his laptop not booting today. Torya discusses some annoyances while working at Starbucks. Mike says Mitchell hit two personal records (PRs) in the track meet. Torya says Mitchell is officially taller than all the women in his life. Mike says people are going to be annoying. Mike points out that human beings are basically selfish. Yogi has finally gotten used to having foster siblings.

Apr 24, 201932 min

Ep 230Internet Trolls

Mike opens the show talking about a bunch of belongings from a homeless person. Mike brings up the guy who talks to himself at Starbucks. They have a discussion about trolls. Torya opines on who she thinks is “Rosa Cruz” Mike discusses how he votes based on your thinking on an issue. If you've had an experience with a troll, contact us at [email protected] Mike discusses a message he sent to a former guest, Jackson Horn.

Apr 22, 201932 min

Ep 229Giant Smelly Feet

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Mike announces a hail storm in Southern California. Mike and Torya discuss the hail storm. Mike asks “Why are there so many people who only think about themselves?” They discuss a rude guy at Starbucks and the ensuing issues. Torya goes on a nasty rant about the rude guy. They discuss the “sign stealer” issue Mike discusses renter's insurance and why landlords recommend a particular company

Apr 19, 201924 min

Ep 228The Toryasode

Mike and Torya open the show discussing the Puma Man. Torya explains her funniest memory from being a child. Mike describes his take on the law of averages. Torya doesn't have a favorite memory as an adult. Torya says the only memory she has that is particularly wonderful is the day they got married. Torya's first interaction with a dog was a Scottie named Scottie. Torya says her dad shaped who she is today. Mike says that a mortal enemy can be the person who influenced you the most. Torya says she feels both parents influenced her equally. Mike says he thinks that's the best approach. Mike says Torya is intelligent and funny. Torya says that life in 5 years will include owning a house, living somewhere less crowded. Mike says that success means not being worried about your future. Torya thinks immediately of a monkey clashing symbols together when asked to think of the first thing that comes to mind. Torya's favorite domestic pet is a cat because she likes they don't take any of your shit, yet expect you to continue feeding them. Torya describes the relationship between Yogi and Beans. Mike points out that he and Torya define the same thing with different terminology. Torya says if limited to just drinking soda, water, tea or coffee, she would choose soda. Robin's Egg Blue is Torya's favorite color. Torya discusses her experience with Air Cadets.

Apr 17, 201938 min

Ep 227The Horn Returns

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Mike and Torya open the show discussing the trouble their guest is having with technology. They describe Jackson's journey to find a good spot for the interview. Jackson talks about how his life is changing. Jackson tells Mike and Torya that his open mic appearances didn't go so well. Mike says Jackson is still awesome just for putting himself out there. Jackson explains that many people who are unhappy feel that way because they never do anything. Mike explains that as Jackson keeps doing this he will get better. Mike chastises Jackson about changing his Instagram name. Jackson discusses his new girlfriend and their dynamic. Jackson describes his Lime scooter accident. Mike points out that in the last 14 minutes Jackson has not changed his Instagram name. They discuss the college cheating scandal. Mike rants about how people see celebrities as their most prolific character and they expect them to act like that character. Jackson starts comparing how women love Ryan Gossling. Torya says no way. Mike brings up Jack Black as the comparison. Mike points out how obvious perverted men can be. Torya and Jackson spar over how women think. Mike rants about it being wrong to use the words “always” and “never” Mike predicts lots of lawsuits as a result of the college cheating scandal. Mike rants about how the #metoo movement confuses men/boys. He suggests simply teaching your sons that no means no. Keep it simple. Jackson gives his opinion of the #metoo movement Mike discusses the importance of understanding the terms used in a discussion. He points out that things must be kept simple.

Apr 15, 201939 min

Ep 225Your Favorite Blockhead

Mike opens the show talking about time for celebration. Mike introduces Brian Little from Your Favorite Blockhead and they have a big announcement. Brian's show is now a part of Yogi's Podcast Network! Brian tells us about his love for A&W Root Beer. Torya tells Brian she loves Barqs Root Beer. Brian reminds Torya of the guy on Instagram that got her fired up. Mike officially announces that Your Favorite Blockhead is the newest member of Yogi's Podcast Network. Mike encourages listeners to subscribe to and listen to Brian's show. Mike says people hate him. Brian calls Mike the Libertarian version of Madea. Mike lets everyone know there will soon be a Torya-focused episode. Brian tells the story of how Your Favorite Blockhead came into existence. Brian educates us on the word blockhead. Brian rants about the college admissions scam. Mike discusses how there will be lawsuits over the scam. Mike rants about how dumb people are and how they think they know an actor or actress based upon the roles they played. Mike says they have learned via analysis that people tend to not be very smart. Brian goes on a dodo bird rant Mike talks about how people never seem to think things through to the end. Mike rants about Social Media Warriors. Brian talks about a Peanuts page on Facebook and a disagreement he had. The “Susan Rule” is discussed.

Mar 25, 201945 min

Ep 226One Meal a Day Dog

Mike and Torya discuss how hard it is to get Yogi's dog food. Mike had to call Costco to find out if they had the food and the woman gave him excellent customer service. Mike talks about the strange attitude the new foster dogs have. Bad news! Duncan (aka Ramen) has passed away! They discuss why they love fostering dogs

Mar 22, 201930 min

Ep 224The Dirty John Podcast

Mike announces that they have some cool announcements coming up. Mike talks about the Dirty John podcast he discovered through a community group. Torya says Dirty John is so good that it kept her from napping. Mike makes mention of the television series for the podcast. Mike talks about Dateline and how in your face it is. Mike rants about Hulu TV and their exclusive arrangements. Torya discusses the articles about Dirty John. The discussion turns to how most people have encountered con artists in their lifetime. They rant about people who burn them and what happens when they do. The discussion heads towards sociopaths and the damage they can do. Mike rants about how people don't actually watch the YouTube videos they like. They mostly listen. Mike and Torya discuss Good Mythical Morning. They go on a rant about YouTubers. Mike discusses why he likes reality television They talk about people who comment on “celebrity” Instagram posts and how rude they can be. Mike rants about how they definitely censor themselves a little on the show.

Mar 20, 201935 min

Ep 223Apparently I am Rude

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Mike announces that he is apparently very rude. Mike describes a woman at Starbucks who listened in to a private conversation and then took the time to let him know she thought he was rude. Mike points out the irony of the situation wherein a rude person who did several rude things calls him rude. Mike discusses the homeless shelter issue yet again. Arguments about issues that already exist doesn't invalidate the shelter.

Mar 18, 201928 min

Ep 222The Speaker Defines the Terms

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Mike announces a problem with society and communication. Mike says that when the speaker uses a term and defines it, that's the definition that must be used. People are far too sensitive and they are the person they claim others are. Consistent opinions are the best opinions. Mike rants about the term NIMBY. He disagrees with the standard definition of the term. Torya speaks about labels. She says society wants to eliminate labels (and that's why they get upset) yet they label Mike. Mike and Torya have never coordinated social media trolling. Mike talks about how people who live in an area cross path all the time and don't even realize it. Mike suggests that questions are the solution to the communication problems.

Mar 15, 201931 min

Ep 221Postmates Has Horrible Customer Service

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Mike opens the show discussing how people lie about others online. Torya says she doesn't know what to say. Mike points out how people act like children, yet accuse others of that very same thing. Mike talks about his trip to the Coin concert despite being super sick. Torya discusses her situation with Postmates. The driver drove past the apartment to get gas 2.5 miles away and wound up being 20 minutes late with the order for the restaurant that is less than 0.1 miles from the apartment.

Mar 13, 201936 min

Ep 220McDonald's Has Issues

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Mike says there is a place they go too often. Torya refuses to say where that is. Mike says it is McDonald's. Torya doesn't want to talk about McDonald's. Mike rants about McDonald's employees and their mobile order feature. Mike says training is part of the issue at McDonald's. Mike continues to rant about the issues with McDonald's. They discuss how landlords should just include utilities in the rent. Is devious and sneaky the same thing?

Mar 11, 201930 min

Ep 219The Taco Episode

Mike says there will be some running going on as it is Mitchell's first ever high school track meet. Torya says Mitchell is going to be cold! They introduce the Taco episode They will cover Senor Taco, Taco Nazo, Straight Up Tacos, Tacos La Calle, King Taco and Jim Boys. Senor Taco. Torya says it is the first “non-shitty” Mexican food she's ever eaten. This has given her a love for Senor Taco. Mike says he likes it because of the people who run the place. He complains their meat tends to be dry and their salsa is far too spicy as it overpowers the meat. Torya gives Senor Taco a 4 out of 5 and Mike gives them a 3 out of 5. Taco Nazo. Mike explains how they found Taco Nazo. Torya explains how crowded this place always is. Mike complains that their sizing of guacamole and salsa are inconsistent. The small is extremely small, but the large is enormous. Mike gives them a 3.8 out of 5. Torya gives them a 3.9 out of 5. Straight Up Tacos. Torya found this place and their hesitation was that it was inside of a car wash. Torya watched the reviews and then asked to go there. The atmosphere was not great since it was inside of a car wash. Torya gives them a 4.2 out of 5 and Mike gives them a 4 out of 5. Tacos La Calle. Mike says it is similar to Senor Taco. Mike says the chicken is good, but the beef is too dry. Mike gives them a 4 out of 5. Torya gives them a 4.5 out of 5. Jim Boys. Torya found them on Instagram. She describes what was eaten. Torya gives 4.6 out of 5 and Mike gave them 4.5 out of 5. King Taco. Mike says that it is similar to Senor Taco and Tacos La Calle. Mike gives them a 2.5 out of 5. Torya gives them a 2.7 out of 5. The rankings: Mike — (1) Jim Boys; (2) Tacos La Calle; (3) Taco Nazo. Torya — (1) Jim Boys; (2) Tacos La Calle; (3) Senor Taco. Mike opines that if he eats Senor Taco chicken tacos he would give them a higher rating. Mike says that the quality of the salsa directly corresponds to the quality of the food. Torya says it is the sauce.

Mar 8, 201953 min

Ep 218Case Dismissed

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Mike describes people who were running across the dark street Torya describes an issue from British Columbia. An officer pulled over a man and had his dog check the car. The dog alerted. He found 27,000 fentanyl pills. The court threw the case out. Mike explains that he agrees with the logic of the approach, but disagrees with the ultimate decision. Mike says the path to the solution doesn't matter, the answer matters. The discussion now goes to freedoms that are abused when police are not kept in check. New sponsor: EliteSquadcast.com

Mar 6, 201921 min

Ep 217Don't Pretend You Know Me

Mike complains about people who act as they know him but are making too many assumptions. He says this is related to the homeless shelter issue yet again. He says Buena Park is far more normal in this respect. Mike says calling people racist is rude. Torya says that a guy with 150 followers asked for a shout out, but has never been on one of our shows. She told him no. Today that guy came back and called Torya a racist for not shouting him out. Torya says this is her hot button–being called a racist when she's done nothing to deserve it. They discuss their work with the dog rescue.

Mar 4, 201925 min

Ep 216A Healthcare Revolution

Mike says you had to be there to understand it. He explains that the dog and Torya were playing with a toy, making a lot of noise. Torya throws the toy and it lands on a tall chair. Mike talks about his blood pressure headaches coming back. His blood pressure doesn't indicate a problem. Yogi interrupts the show as usual Mike talks about his doctor's approach to the headaches he is having and how pleased he is with that approach. They discuss how awesome Elevated Health is. They transition to discuss the refrigerator box that has lived in their hallway for almost a week.

Mar 1, 201915 min

Ep 215The Homeless Town Hall Meeting

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Torya opens the show annoyed. Mike says Torya is annoyed by everything Mike mentions they just came from a homeless town hall meeting Torya complains the moderator didn't moderate Mike says people are ruled by fear. Shelters don't drop home values Torya says that if she is looking to buy a home and sees a bunch of homeless wandering the street, she won't buy. On the other hand, if she knows there is a shelter nearby and there are no homeless on the streets, she will buy. Mike points out how ingenious Judge Carter was with his plans. Mike points out that anomalies exist, so just dismiss those when having a disagreement and you automatically become closer together. If 40% don't want help, 60% do want help, so let's focus on the 60% Mike rants that most of the people just want the homeless banished to a concentration camp somewhere. Torya rants that people complain the nearby cities should be doing their part and then they say we should send our homeless to other cities.

Feb 27, 201942 min

Ep 214Self-publishing or Traditional Publishing with Shelly X. Leon

Mike talks about his interesting afternoon helping Alyssa record videos for her music video for school. Mike introduces Dr. Michelle Oyola (Shelly X. Leon), their guest for this episode. Michelle explains how she started her podcast, The Writers XL. She discusses YouTube for writers, Wattpad. Wattpad uses The Writers XL as a platform to get the word out about the platform. Michelle explains that Wattpad is thought of as a bunch of Harry Styles fiction from fans. She discusses how hard it was to publish a book and how she used Wattpad to get her book in front of people. Her agent found her on Wattpad Mike discusses what inspired him to start writing the two books he is currently writing. Michelle discusses that many agents don't like authors who got started on Wattpad. She says the Wattpad community helped her elevate her work to a level where an agent was willing to take her on. They discuss Nanowrimo and how stressful it can be. Michelle says that LL Montez, her co-host, loves Nanowrimo. They discuss blogging and how it can be the worst and the best experience. Mike discusses his difficulty writing in a fun style. He gravitates towards “professional” tone. Michelle explains why Wattpad may not be a great place to go if you are an author Michelle says that people who strike their own path are starting to become the success stories. Mike discusses some decisions made on licensing on their podcast directory. Michelle says that people who strike their own path are starting to become the success stories. Michelle says the advantage of traditional publishing is that she has an agent to handle negotiations. Michelle mentions that self-publishing is for those who are hungry. https://yogispodcastnetwork.com/tnr214 Let us help get you booked on podcasts -- https://ElitePodcastAcademy.com/zero-to-celebrity-concierge

Feb 25, 201932 min

Ep 213How We Grew Into a Zoo

They open the show talking about their trip to Moreno Valley to rescue a wiener dog. It was a wasted trip because they could not take the dog as other people were in line before them. They talk about how they used their travel time to have a meeting for their business. They discuss their business processes for a bit Dunkin is gone and now he is named Ramen. Mike messes with Torya, telling her maybe he is a dumb lunatic or a lunatic that is dumb. Mike points out again that Jackson Horn didn't like the word “belief” at all. Torya points out that Mike was loudly pointing it out during the show. The discussion turns to the Pretty Girl cat and how she was adopted. Torya explains why Parker is “probably rude”

Feb 22, 201933 min

Ep 212Welcome to Noah's Ark

Mike says it seems like the Noah's Ark story from the Bible. Torya mentions how the manager of the building thought her comments about the flooded pool area was a complaint. Mike says he hates rain because he has to drive in it. Torya explains how Mike dropped her and the kids off near the door of Walmart during a torrential downpour. Mike describes the flooded parking lot at Walmart. Torya says there were about 25 people crowded around the windshield wiper area. Mike says people drive like lunatics in the rain. Dunkin is leaving shortly. Torya describes what she would build for Dunkin to sleep in if he was their dog. They discuss their previous guest, Jackson Horn. Mike discusses taking all the shows where there have been guests and releasing “The Guestly Rant” They have a disagreement about disagreeing on something. Torya says she is surprised Mike doesn't take some of the answers he gives to people on social media and saves them as a note. They discuss some interesting ways to handle future episodes.

Feb 20, 201936 min

Ep 211The Gender Wage Gap

Mike says he is finally caught up on his works. They discuss Float Easy, a flotation tank place that they went to for relaxation. Torya rants about the gender wage gap issue and how it is not a sexism issue at all Torya says the “gap” is due to choices women make Mike points out his past experience where anyone who was there everyday and did their job got a good raise regardless of gender. A Dunkin update by Mike

Feb 18, 201935 min

Ep 210Invader at the apartment complex!

Mike and Torya discuss how horrible the other drivers on the road have been the past week. Torya says that when you live in an area much of the year, you should know how to drive in the weather there. Mike discusses the weird guy who was hanging out overnight in their apartment complex. Amazon Echo enters the show on its own. They discuss how disappointed they were that the police didn't do a thing about the creepy guy. Mike rants about how ineffective restraining orders can be and why it might not be a good idea to get one. Revisiting the homeless shelter discussion

Feb 15, 201929 min

Ep 209Racist People

Dunkin is fired up because Yogi has been teasing him. Mike says Yogi is respectful and Torya disagrees. Mike rants about how dogs should all speak the same language despite their breed. Mike rants about people who tell you what it is you are going to say Mike and Torya get into it about society. Mike says that people make a big deal about racism when racism is not present in the situation. Mike feels people of color often create a racist situation by their own reaction to things. They use the example of someone stealing and being caught on video. Mike says the right thing to do is to address the real issue rather than throwing racism in to deflect. Torya relates the racism issue to people who call other people white trash. Mike rants about people who check Facebook once a month and then respond to a comment and tag him. The discussion turns to Dunkin's impending adoption. Torya says when discussing something from your own geographic area, the discussion isn't about race. There are many different shades of gray. The rant turns towards the homeless issue. Mike says his position has evolved and he is now part of the law and order idea. Pretty Girl fools Dunkin.

Feb 14, 201927 min

Ep 208Jackson Horn

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Odie the troll was sighted on Instagram Mike introduces Jackson Horn, an aspiring comedian Jackson talks about how he gives a fuck about some things. Jackson says people can't handle being roasted Jackson defines what roasting is. Torya says most people are assholes Jackson rants about the roast he conducted on Instagram Mike chastises Jackson for making hand motions on a podcast to explain himself. Jackson vents about grammar and Mike says that's why he uses Grammarly--so he doesn't have to remember grammar rules. Mike explains that people judge you and no matter what you show them, they hold onto that judgment. Torya complains that she doesn't get to have these conversations on social media because people just block her Jackson speaks about religion Mike tells Jackson that of his two points about religion, only one of them is correct, while the other is incorrect. Torya says there is no gray area with people online Mike rants about personal liberty (as usual) Mike advises people about how to handle themselves on social media Mike rants about why he finds Twitter to be entertaining Mike says that extremes are not comfortable for him Mike talks about what happens when you truly care about someone .

Feb 11, 20191h 2m

Ep 207Catfish

A playful Yogi is “molesting” Torya's microphone cord. Yogi makes an appearance. Torya reminds Mike what the topic for tonight is since he is continually forgetting. They did not like the previous season of Catfish. Mike rants about people having a right to say what they want. Is Catfish using categories to create their episodes? Mike mentions he has more of a temper, but Torya gets irritated much easier. They discuss Torya's allergies Mike talks about over the counter medication that is addictive. They discuss how Yogi reacts to them sneezing.

Feb 8, 201923 min

Ep 206Random Thoughts on Random Things

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Yogi got a new haircut Odie looks so amazing now and loves his owner who also loves him. Mike and Torya have been extremely busy, working very long hours. The most effective way to pay down debt. Businesses that want to grow need a laser focus on one area. Alyssa and the record player situation Mike predicts that the way things were when he was a kid will return Dunkin health update Good dog groomers vs. bad dog groomers Shoutout to Bow Wow Groomers in Cypress, California A comment is made about the negative people who get ignored by Mike and Torya. Mike announces his podcast about podcasting for podcasters. It is called Elite Podcast Academy.

Feb 6, 201938 min

Ep 205Debating Systems

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Yogi has not been his usual playful self. He tends to hate the rain. Mike transitions to talk about Canada and impaired drivers since the legalization of marijuana. Canada has changed the law to allow police to conduct sobriety tests in situations they normally would not have been allowed to in the past. Mike reads an article from Globalnews.ca about this topic. Mike brings up DUI checkpoints. Torya defends DUI checkpoints by saying the police in Canada are not like the police in the USA. Torya talks about Trudeau and how hated he is in Canada. Mike points out that the Canadian leaders' power is tied to the power of their party. Mike complains that the Canadian system is a poorly designed system. Mike discusses that he is not convinced the Canadian system is better than the American system.

Feb 4, 201916 min

Ep 204We Have Nothing Against the Homeless

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Mike opens the show and lets us all know he is fired up. He says he has been waiting to start the show for more than an hour. He goes on to discuss the potential for a homeless shelter less than a mile from their home. This has been discussed on the show before. Mike says that due to proximity, they should have a say on that homeless shelter. He wants to address some comments that were made at the city council meeting. He goes on to say that if he agrees with you, or he disagrees with you, if your facts are wrong, he will be calling you out on it. He says it doesn't mean you're stupid or wrong, it means you stated some incorrect facts and he is calling you out on that issue, and that issue alone. There was an open house held about the homeless shelter. He says it was obvious that many of the people had no idea how government works and he feels that is fine. The fact that they've shown up for this issue is a good thing. As for the city council meeting, people could not figure out how to fill out the form for requesting to be a speaker. They have a checkbox that says “Oral Communication” or a box for the agenda item itself. The law in California says you cannot speak on an agenda item in public comments. You speak right before a vote on that agenda item. The clerk announced that there were many people who didn't indicate what they wanted to talk about. She said she would call the names out to sort them out. The very first person named came up and talked about the homeless situation. That wasn't supposed to happen. Torya feels the city made a colossal mistake. She says they should have moved the agenda item for this homeless shelter to the front of the agenda. She feels it was rude to keep them waiting until 9:30 pm from 5 pm when they knew why the people were there. Mike points out that they even took the Council Communications section before the public hearing. Mike transitions to the comments he is seeing online about the homeless shelter. People don't want a homeless shelter “that close to a school.” California state law says that you cannot place restrictions on homeless shelters that are not placed on homes and apartments. He says the real truth is that the fear they have is something already happening because the police cannot enforce the law due to the lack of shelter space. This makes their argument a moot point. Mike rants about the fact that when your worst case scenario is already an option, your argument is not worthwhile. Mike rants about how they were simply chasing the homeless from location to location, but now they share data and know what that person has been up to. Mike rants about the arguments against the shelter that claim to worry about issues that are already going on. The people act like the homeless shelter would be the cause of these issues. Mike highlights the comments of a man who said that this environment is awful. The man said “You people are like the people who say they can't be racist because you have black friends.” He stated this because the people speaking against the shelter continually stated “I have nothing against the homeless.” Mike clapped for this comment and he received so many dirty looks. Mike again points out that if he disagrees with one or more of your points, that doesn't mean he disagrees with all of your points. Mike and Torya make a statement that they are very proud of the people who came out to be heard. Mike says he may disagree, but he is glad the people came to the meeting. Torya says there is a transparency issue. She is not saying they are hiding something, but they way they've handled the issue, it gives the appearance they are. Mike ends the show predicting that the shelter will be approved by a 3-2 vote.

Jan 21, 201953 min

Ep 203The Rant on The Nightly Rant

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Mike and Torya open the show discussing Torya's computer problems that are making her rage. Mike introduces Herman James from The Rant With Herman James, the guest for today. Mike takes a little time to get to know Herman and his show, The Rant With Herman James. Herman explains that he likes to rant about topics and that inspired his show. Mike and Herman discuss how easily offended people are when they are called out about a lie or misstatement. Mike says that New Year's resolutions are a waste of time. Herman says he loves that people wait an entire year to start working on a goal. This leads to a discussion about the various resolutions people make that are the most common. Somehow, Herman rants about the word “diet” and how much he hates it. He goes on and on about different types of diets. The discussion turns to workouts that kill you. Herman talks about the avoidance of what he ate even when tracking his calories. He points out he doesn't want people to know what he ate. Mike asks Herman the strangest topic he covered on his show. He says he and someone else spoke about the kneeling in professional sports and it didn't go well. Mike tells Herman about the Trash Bag Basketball episode. Herman recounts a time he did a show where they drank. Mike says he relates because he wants to get some adults together to play board games and then wants to record the entire game session. Torya says that if you want to hear curse words you've never heard, put Mario Kart in and listen to her go. Mike tells a story about Torya's past where the police were called because she and two other women were yelling at the television when playing games. Mike tells the story of his experience with the Canadian police. Herman tells a story about Adam Carolla saying he has “FU money” and how he doesn't give a shit about the smaller things. Mike says that Dr. Drew is the smartest dumb guy he has ever encountered. He talks about how Adam calls Drew out on all his stupidity. Mike points out that podcasts are growing because the creators can put out whatever content they want and the audience decides if the show survives or not. Herman discusses how he likes to play the room. He finds people's awkwardness funny. Mike explains why they started Yogi's Podcast Network. Herman explains his take on the same thing. He has The Rant which is a broad topic show. He then has other shows that spotlight individual things. They get back to the topic of resolutions and agree that you should just get it done. No need to wait for the New Year. Herman says his biggest pet peeve is bad drives and cell phones while driving.

Jan 18, 201958 min

Ep 20279 Percent More Cuss Words

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Mike talks about The Nightly Rant Uncensored on The Zoo Media Network. They discuss an episode of The Nightly Rant Uncensored and their F, Marry, Kill episode. Torya launches the team into a rant about their recent trip to a City Council meeting and how rude the people there were. They discuss how Torya likes her personal space and how she hates hugs in public. This leads to a detailed discussion about the woman who kept leaning across Torya's lap during the meeting. Mike points out that 98.4% of the time when there is an explicit tag on this show, it is the fault of Torya's mouth. Torya actually agrees. Mike rants about the inconsistency of society. He mentions how a past POTUS did something and now that the new POTUS does the same thing, people object. Mike rants about how teammates support cheating and they should not. Siding with one side all the time means you are going to be wrong a large percentage of the time.

Jan 16, 201926 min

Ep 201Great News for the New Year

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It is the first day of 2019 and Mike and Torya are excited. They discuss how the ending of 2018 was. They discuss being very close to being homeless. Mike says that's what upsets him about people who blame homeless people for not having a home. He says that a client owed them close to $10,000 and hadn't paid. Mike discusses the change in The Web Scientists and how it is going to be split up into multiple different companies. He says he hasn't had to write much code in the past year or so. He is going to become a Virtual CTO, helping companies with their technology. He can handle all aspects of a business' technology needs. Mike and Torya say that any podcasts wanting to be part of Yogi's Podcast Network should get in touch at [email protected]. Mike talks about how people who believe they deserve to have more money will get more money. Mike is focused on a major content creation campaign that is launching on January 8, 2019. This is why it is the best time to join the network. Mike rants about getting started on change immediately. He says waiting for the New Year is never a good idea. He says the calendar is irrelevant to that change. MIke predicts that within a year, when listeners think about podcasting they will be thinking about him. Torya relays the fact that she is building up her virtual assistant business. They plan to blow up those two businesses. Both Mike and Torya are so focused and ready to tackle the challenges they are facing. Mike rants about a writer at iWriter who wrote some content for him and completely misunderstood the topic. It seemed horrible at first, but Mike decided that all he had to do was edit that content and then add to it as appropriate. Mike mentions the goals for Q1. He is going to release 2 books in Q1. Mike announces that he is extending The Zoo Media Network promotion through the end of January and is sweetening the deal by giving them a free copy of one of his books when it is released. Torya describes her plans for her virtual assistant business. She discusses the need to work with a niche. Mike gives some tips. He says don't have resolutions because they are useless. He says you need to have goals. He says break those goals down into smaller goals so they are achievable and keep you motivated. Mike says he thinks having a niche is a good idea. Mike finishes up the show by inviting podcasters to join Yogi's Podcast Network. He explains again why now is the best time to join the network. Mike announces some changes to Fitness Freedom.

Jan 1, 201940 min

Ep 200A Look Back at the First 199 Episodes

Mike and Torya look back at the first 199 episodes. They have chosen several memorable moments to talk about.

Dec 31, 201824 min

Ep 199The Double Standard

The show opens with a rant about someone from the train station struggling to find a parking spot. There is a description of the engagement with the loon at the train station. Train lunatics are very special people. Mike then rants about the double standard the media has towards Trump. They call him a horrible person for doing exactly the same things Obama did. Why? How come Obama isn't also a “horrible person” for doing those same things? Mike says that when you look at a leader you should remove their personality from the situation and focus solely on the policies they profess to believe in. Mike says that if we are wrong we shouldn't get snarky. We should deal with the facts, not the personality. You have to be able to separate your bias from the facts. When you do that, you are able to properly assess a situation.

Dec 29, 201822 min

Ep 198Ninja Parking

Mike says that when you are an entrepreneur, you don't realize the holidays are upon you. Torya says that this sets a precedent. She agrees with the rules the White House has now set up. Mike says he thinks the White House should be allowed to limit who gets to speak. Hating Trump is not a world view. Torya asks what this is distracting us from. She feels it is far too trivial. They are both upset that this took precedence over the shooting in Thousand Oaks. Mike describes his time at the As I Lay Dying concert.

Dec 26, 201828 min

Ep 197Canada Legalizes Marijuana

Mike and Torya open the show talking about Odie and how he was adopted two weeks prior to the recording of this episode. They both say he has adjusted well and is extremely happy with his new mommy. Mike brings up skinny, athletic Mitchell and his request to attend the gym with Mike starting in 2019. He has been going to some running lessons. He is already seeing major improvements in his running. Marijuana is legal in Canada, but there is a shortage of weed. They were surprised by how much demand there was going to be. Torya says that people trying to enter the United States are being banned when they admit they've smoked marijuana. This is because marijuana is still illegal in the United States. This leads to a discussion of duty on products brought into other countries. Mike rants about the need for compromise in society.

Dec 22, 201821 min

Ep 196Best of TNR: Episode 61: We Cut the Cord

In this Best of TNR episode the discussion is about ditching cable and going to streaming servivces.

Dec 14, 201824 min

Ep 195Best of TNR: Episode 3: Direct Primary Care Physicians

In this Best of TNR episode, Mike and Torya go back to Episode 3: Direct Primary Care Physicians.

Dec 13, 201818 min

Ep 194Freedom of Speech and CNN, Part 2

Mike and Torya continue the discussion of CNN's lawsuit against the White House. The judge apparently ruled in favor of CNN and the White House gave up the fight. Torya says that this sets a precedent. She agrees with the rules the White House has now set up. Mike says he thinks the White House should be allowed to limit who gets to speak. Hating Trump is not a world view. Torya asks what this is distracting us from. She feels it is far too trivial. They are both upset that this took precedence over the shooting in Thousand Oaks. Mike describes his time at the As I Lay Dying concert.

Dec 12, 201826 min

Ep 193Freedom of Speech and CNN

Mike recounts the issue between Jim Acosta and President Trump. He discusses the situation at length. There is a claim that the video of the incident was doctored. Mike's opinion is that Jim Acosta was banned, not CNN. Couldn't CNN send another reporter? Doesn't the White House have the right to say he doesn't want Jim Acosta at press conferences? Mike then goes into a discussion of the zoo. He points out how sensitive cats are to things that change in their environment. Dogs are pretty easy, but cats not so much.

Dec 11, 201810 min

Ep 192Scammers Arrested!

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Apparently, there was a joint effort between the United States, Canada and India to bust scammers. Many were arrested in this sting operation. Torya says she doesn't understand how people even fall for this scam. Mike describes how they handle the scam and why he agrees with Torya. Mike says that up to the purchase of the Target gift card it is potentially possible to fall for it. The reason they are discussing this is that Torya was once again called by a scammer. Once again it is the credit card scammers who contacted her. Torya describes the call and how she handled it. They have a rant about privatizing many things the government do, specifically airports. They agree that rates would go down.

Dec 8, 201833 min

Ep 191the Voting Discussion

It is the day after the election and there are still close to 500,000 votes left to count. Mike discusses how he checked and his ballot was already counted. No blue wave, no red wave, just a rainbow wave based upon the results. Mike discusses how this is pretty normal for mid-term elections. He says these results are good for Trump. Mike discusses Jeff Sessions resigning from his position as Attorney General. This has lead to speculation about what Trump will do with the special counsel and the investigation into collusion. This leads to a discussion about the laws surrounding terminating people. They discuss the differences between the US and Canada. The laws are apparently quite similar. Odie has been adopted and will be with Mike and Torya for another day and then he goes to his forever home. Mike discusses The Buena Park News, a new local news site. They then get into a long discussion about how Buena Park City Council Districts were drawn. Apparently it is split by equal number of residents, not registered voters. Torya points out that in Canada you get automatically registered to vote based upon your last place you filed income taxes. She says this makes the voter rolls more accurate.

Dec 7, 201837 min

Ep 190Election Night

Mike starts out saying that he sees turbulent water on both sides, but no wave of any color. He had hoped one side or the other would win convincingly so they would have some sort of a mandate. Torya says that most of the races are 50/50. She says Mike's usual theory that the initial votes are usually correct, might be wrong this time. Mike is very disappointed with the results of the Cypress School District ballot measure. He felt the opposition used nothing but conjecture to convince voters and it seems to have worked. Torya points out how people like to place blame and how wrong that it is to place blame. This leads Mike to point out how personal attacks were used against the proponent of the ballot measure (him) rather than discussing the merits of the measure. Mike points out that both sides have facts that support their side of the issue. He says the facts alone should determine the outcome. Mike states that people are changing the definitions of things midstream. They next discuss straight ticket votes.

Dec 6, 201827 min

Ep 189Grasshopper

Mike opens the show talking about martial arts movies where the master has some advice for the student. He refers to the student as “grassshopper“. This leads to a story about the grasshopper that was in Mike's car. Mike tells the story of getting the grasshopper out of the car. Hilarity ensued. Mike describes Deputy Dunkin and what he does daily. He also describes Odie's attempts to climb over the fence Torya put in place for Dunkin.

Dec 5, 201812 min

Ep 188Why People Lie

Why do people lie? Torya says it is because they are stupid. Mike says that lying online is dumb because most people are 6 degrees of separation away from each other. He mentions the Kevin Bacon 6 Degrees of Separation game. One conclusion is ignorance is one reason why people lie. Mike says he is talking about bald-faced lies where the person is clearly aware of the fact they are lying. He says you can count on people to do exactly one thing–think about themselves. People tend to think they are experts on things because of people they know or are related to who ARE experts in a given area. Mike says that if you cannot verify this, you have to accept what people say. Intelligent people know how to talk their way through things.

Dec 4, 201828 min

Ep 187TNR187: Best Of TNR: Episode 94: Get Over Your Obsession Already!

In this Best of TNR episode, Mike and Torya go back to Episode 94: Get Over Your Obsession Already!

Nov 17, 201834 min

Ep 186Best of TNR: Episode 151: Steroid Ridden Squirrels Hurling Acorns

In this Best of TNR episode, Mike and Torya take you back to Episode 151: Steroid Ridden Squirrels Hurling Acorns.

Nov 16, 201819 min

Ep 185Social Media People

Social media can be very difficult for businesses because as a business, you must entertain the crazy people for at least a minute. On a personal account, blocking them immediately isn't an issue. Torya rants about people who message The Web Scientists about doing social media for them, something the company itself already does. Torya continues to rant about various social media things. Mike says that if men can walk around topless, women should be allowed to do so as well. He discusses the stupid stars women put on their nipples on Instagram photos.

Nov 15, 201821 min