The Nightly Rant

Mike and Torya begin the show by talking about another episode of “I Am In Love With a Momma’s Boy” Then they start talking about the couples left in the show. Mike finds the cringiest part of the show is the attitude of the mom toward the son, as if they own them, like a piece of property. Torya's takeaway is that mama's boy mom thinks that they do the right thing but that they are really crazy psychopaths all the time. Mike shares the key to interaction is understanding each other from where you coming from. Mike ends the show by sharing that the only person who is in control of your behavior is only YOU.

Mike starts the show by sharing how Bree and Yogi consistently love to eat in a day. Then he talked about how Trump loses the legal battle and the integrity of the election as well. And they talked about the new software and how it was very sass. And he rants about the people in the government and talks about corruption. Torya then says how people say things so you can agree with them. And how Mike values consistent behavior. She points out that there's a cure for being overweight but there's no cure for being a self-righteous cunt. She ends the show by stating that she has zero confidence that people will start using logic.

Mike welcomes the show by talking about episodes 6 and 7 of “I Am In Love With a Momma’s Boy” Torya concludes that this show is awful and "dog shit". Then they talked about how ridiculous the episodes 6 and 7 go but still chose to watch it. Mike points out there’s nothing good coming from having this kind of relationship because it is a form of entitlement. And they end the podcast by concluding how ridiculous the show is like teeth grinding.

Mike opens the show by talking about the new episode of the epic reality show - “I Am In Love With a Momma’s Boy”. They discussed everything from not so bad to weird couples of the show. Torya points out that planning a wedding should be 50-50 the wife and husband to be. Mike thinks this show reveals the worst in parenting and how you can damage your kids by teaching them the wrong things. And Torya finished the show by saying that these people are ridiculous as the moral story.

They open the show by talking about a week of new things and adventure for them. They talked about how they went to the Animal wildlife preserve and the new park they discovered that Mike called - creepy serial killer hike. Torya learned to google all the things before they go. And they thanked the pets and how they helped them to get out of the house. Mike ends the show by sharing how lucky they are that they enjoy each other's company.

They open the show with another episode of The Reality Rant, “I Am In Love With a Momma’s Boy”, season 1 episode 4. They agree to give a general opinion of the overall of the show. Mike noticed that common in the show is that women that are really in love with a mama's boy. They talked about the most annoying to the least annoying couple in the show. And who the award for MOMster of the year goes to.

Mike opens the show by discussing their moving out and how they love their new place. They also shared that they started a new club - photowalks in the city. And how people in the club can talk about everything under the sun, and how they have diverse opinions. And they talked about the different kinds of opinionated people. Mike finally agrees with the analogy of Torya. Torya points out that it’s okay to be biased as long as you’re not a jackass about it.

Mike and Torya discuss another Reality Rant,I’m In Love With a Momma’s Boy episode. They talked about the least bad couple first Stephanie, Mike, and Liz about their birthday present. He feels weird how close they were. Torya feels cringy. Then they talked about the 2nd worst couple - Justina, Jason, and Nanette and how weird it is for the mom and son to have their couples massage Then they talked about Emily Shekeb and Leila as the most cringy relationship of them all. They end the show by Torya concluding that these people are ridiculous and Mike with a puzzling note.

Mike and Torya open the show by sharing another episode of I love mama's boy, the reality rant. These have them discussing all the weird and cringe couples in the show. He realized that it is difficult to overcome your own mom's cooking. He says compromise is the key to how to handle a couple with a mom. Mike and Torya concluded that they were horrified and traumatized by the show. He then shares a major point that you have to think about the other person's perspective and meet somewhere between your perspective and their perspective.

Mike starts the show by sharing the interesting show they recently watched, “I’m in Love With A Momma’s Boy”. They discuss how the show was disgusting and gross at the same time. He says that the show mainly focuses on the hostile relationship between the mother and the woman. He was kinda surprised about the lame presentation of the show. Mike also says that the funny thing about the show was at least one of those guys knows that his mom should not be butting in the relationship but out of respect and love to his mom, he didn’t say anything.

Mike opens the show by talking about Parker being Captain Sociable. He says crazy people drive him nuts. They talk about the freelancers they hired and the crazy things they do and the nightmares they bring. He also talked about how Grammarly works. Mike says the world has gone cuckoo cuckoo crazy

Mike starts the show by saying that Jasper has claimed his mountain. They also talk about how they started the spring cleaning of their closet. Torya shares the article she read -- “8 New Uses For Your Old Smartphone” by Dan Rosenbaum. https://www.theverge.com/21542079/phone-reuse-android-iphone-how-to Keep a spare phone. Extra remote Use it as a gaming device Set up as a webcam Old media school device First phone for your child Donate it to charity Take it apart. They discuss this intriguing list and give their own take.

Mike shares an article he read -- “4 Really Small Things That Say A Lot About You” by Leah Njoki. How you keep time. How you engage in a conversation. How you dress. How you improve yourself. https://medium.com/curious/4-really-small-things-that-say-a-lot-about-you-7dcc9a817c75 Mike and Torya discuss the article. Mike says he doesn’t put sports above family time. He says he’s at the age that small things matter. He wants to be healthy for the kids and Torya.

Mike starts the show by discussing the downside aspects of having a long term relationship. Waiting until something is a problem before dealing with it. Being taken for granted. Torya says making effort is a choice you make every day. He says people react quickly. That creates friction in the relationship. He says that the downside of not having experienced the downside of a long term relationship is you’re getting blindsided by it. He even shared that even if you have a good relationship, you still need to think about it. You have to be intentional about it. Being intentional is never easy. Mike’s mission in life is not to take Torya for granted because she is too special and it hurts so much. He says the downfall of the relationship is what you create yourselves. Torya shares the quote about “you are a result of all your choices.”

Mike starts the show by saying Hypocrisy still reigns in the country. This got them discussing how politics is full of hypocrites. Mike says consistency is the key. But no one is consistent. They just go with the flow, if it favors them. Mike says politicians are synonymous with the word LIAR. Mike and Torya then discuss the behaviors of every animal in the house. Yogi, the consistent dog. Olive, the boss and supreme. Jasper, the mischievous cat. And Bree, the sweetest of them all. Torya shares about how hypocrites are everywhere. Mike and Torya both agree on the topic of hypocrisy.

Mike says that you learn new things every single day. Torya learns yesterday that their cat named Jasper is a spaghetti eating thief. They share about the adventures of having Jasper, the mischievous cat. They discussed Bree’s boundary and cone situation. Mike asks Torya if she ever wears a neck brace. She said yes, and shares a funny and interesting experience. They also discuss the new toys they got for Bree, Jasper, and Yogi.

They open the show talking about Bree’s obsession with balls. Torya talks about a giant ball she found for Bree. They talk about how much Bree loves this new ball. They then go into a discussion about Bree’s behavior. Mike brings up MJM Vlogs, his personal vlog. This has them discussing donuts.

Mike says that after an entertaining trip to a Vegas, they return to Bree in a cone again. They discuss Bree’s situation. Mike talks about his desire to lose weight. He says he thinks he has finally found the right approach He brings up “5 Complete Lies the Fitness Industry Tells You to Make More Money” by Alyssa Atkinson. You shouldn’t eat big meals You must drink a protein shake after a workout You need a personal trainer You can drop 5 pounds in 10 days Being skinny equates to healthy https://link.medium.com/wv53EGY0ecb Mike says he wants to see long-term progress and not short-term gains.

Mike says that he always thought being a teacher was a really tough job. He and Torya talk about an incident that involved a teacher. They introduce their guest, Brian Little of Your Favorite Blockhead. Brian talks all things MMA and discusses what it is really like to be a teacher.

They open with a discussion about a trip they are taking in just 2 days. They are heading to Vegas to look at houses to buy. Mike says traveling with Torya is so easy. Mike announces that Ash is returning to Australia.

He explains that she has stepped it up and he truly appreciates it. He explains how much he loves podcasting. Mike goes into his feelings on the situation with Torya. Mike says to look up his vlog, MJM Vlogs. Subscribe to MJM Vlogs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE41TmBkF0sXlJMBIHcPGPw

Mike opens the show talking about his campaign to resurrect Yogi's ego has succeed. They discuss what they've done to fix Yogi. The strategy they used to fix Yogi is discussed. Mike rants about being put in Twitter jail for saying someone shouldn't threaten another person with an ass kicking.

Mike discusses his new hobby - flying drones. He talks about his typical learning process with something new. Mike talks about the importance of confidence when doing things. Mike discusses how he has learned to fly it further and higher. Torya introduces the article “10 Most Offensive Things Americans Do Overseas” Using the left hand Sitting in the back seat of a taxi if you are the sole passenger Tipping In Turkey, putting your hands in your pockets Peace sign meaning the f-word in some countries Showing the sole of your shoe Crossing your fingers Touching someone’s head Giving thumbs up Giving the OK sign Article: https://nypost.com/2014/08/21/the-10-most-accidentally-offensive-things-americans-do-overseas/

Mike opens by discussing an article where the author dated a man twice her age. Torya says face masks have stopped her and Mike from being stared at. They discuss why society is biased against age gap relationships. They discuss all the ways it affects their life. They ask for emails saying how people feel about age gap relationships — [email protected]

Torya has a question. She says that since Mike likes the Kill Bill movies and Pulp Fiction, does he want to watch Inglorious Bastards with her. Mike says he is disgusted by NAZIs and doesn't think he'd want to see a movie about NAZIs. He tells Torya he may watch it, he may not watch it. They discuss some other movies Mike has asked Torya to watch. Torya talks about a word she thinks is funny.

Mike wants to know when people became entitled jerks. Torya tells a story about self-entitled jerks. Mike brings up Nancy Pelosi’s visit to a hair salon that was supposed to be closed. She wasn’t wearing a mask.

Mike discusses a comment made by his youngest daughter. Jasper is officially bigger than the CEO, Yogi. Mike speaks about his obsession with Casey Neistat. They then discuss Catfish, the TV show. Mike finishes the show ranting about Jo Jorgensen and why we should vote for her.

Mike opens the show running his mouth about “the lunatics”. He rants about the hoarders who hoard things during the pandemic. They then discuss how people are price gouging on the products that have a shortage.

Mike opens the show complaining about the long heatwave they’ve been experiencing. They discuss how humid it has been and complain about that. Mike says he wants to discuss “The 13 Worst Company Names Imaginable” They end the show discussing the presidential election. The article discussed: https://medium.com/better-marketing/the-13-worst-company-names-imaginable-9df2388b5eeb

Mike explains that he watched Bree run up the stairs and is completely taken by surprise that Mike is there. Mike discusses the right way to give feedback. He explains the issue he has. This is an episode of The Reality Rant featuring Double Shot at Love. Torya pushes back at Mike’s comment, she hates Double Shot of Love. They embark on a discussion about the show.

Another OG member of the Zoo passed away. Henry was found deceased. RIP Henry. Mike describes how he discovered Henry had passed. They discuss the heat wave they’ve been enduring. They discuss high school and how Mike’s kids did.

Mike opens the show talking about Bree and how funny she is. This is another episode of The Reality Rant featuring “Happily Ever After” (HEA). They go on a rant about the main characters. They recap what they like and dislike about the show.

Apparently Mike is a Biden Supporter...or is he a Trump supporter? Mike talks about the echo chamber and how people like to live there and not hear other views. He rants about how he handles rude online people. He complains about how people block you after a single bad interaction. Torya says that if she screws up once, she is unfriended. Mike says people create their own view of you without truly knowing you. Mike says being blunt has cost him friends. Torya explains a situation she had to deal with at one of the properties she manages.

Mike discusses The Reality Rant and how that series will work They discuss “The 7 Phrases You Should Never Say to Anyone” "Come here." "Because those are the rules." "Calm down." "I’m not going to say this again." "What do you want me to do about it?" "What’s your problem?" "Why don’t you be reasonable?" From the article located at https://www.theladders.com/career-advice/the-7-phrases-you-should-never-say-to-anyone

Mike announces "The Reality Rant" which will be a special series of episodes that are about reality TV. Tonight they discuss Siesta Key and why Mike actually likes their drama. Mike says he thinks the cast is dumb and his expectations are that they will be dumb. He says he is entertained by their drama because he can see where it is going before it gets there. Torya points out what she sees as an inconsistency.

Mike begins the show talking about micro-cheating. He explains the meaning of it and Torya says it is dumb. Torya gives her opinion on "micro-cheating" "It is the act of sneakiness, not the appreciation of the ass" - Torya Having an active dating profile is cheating They discuss each of the items on the list.

Mike opens by recapping the past two episodes and introduces the topic for this episode. He notes that they will be discussing HIS personal take...he isn't saying it is the right or wrong way. Mike points to the pandemic and explains his position. Mike says a leader makes decisions based upon facts available when the decision is made. Mike says don't assume and take emotions out of these discussions. Mike says that you must ask questions. Don't assign facts and make it sound like the other person said those things.

In TNR346, they spoke about political extremes on the left. Mike says he is glad they are not still talking about the crazy left. Mike explains how a person on the left is willing to pay $1 trillion monthly to close down the entire USA and pay all the expenses of its citizens. He says when he has a similar conversation with the people on the right, they say things like "If you don't want to pay taxes, don't participate in society." Mike asks what we did prior to income taxes. Mike rants about that interaction regarding taxes. Mike says the people on the left love to call libertarians stupid. Torya points out how so many on the right inject religion into every discussion. The conclusion is the people on the right don't listen to anyone and the people on the left like to ridicule others.

Torya says the people on the extreme left don’t listen to anyone they don’t agree with 100%. Torya rants about an interaction she had with crazy people on the left. They resort to calling anyone who disagrees a MAGAt. They complain when anyone picks on their candidate, yet they do the same to the other candidate. Torya relates the interaction she’s had. Mike discusses how much inconsistency exists in Torya’s interaction with those on the left. Mike rants that he won’t vote for a Democrat or a republican so how exactly is his vote a vote for Trump. Mike talks about how Biden wants to get children back to market quickly. They rant about Biden’s dumb comments. Mike says if someone is respectful to him, he’s respectful as well. If you are rude, he is also rude. Mike says people on the left are quick to block people.

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Mike rants about his definition of fascist He points out that a fascist creates false control over a situation and then points to how everyone agrees. Mike describes a video he watched wherein Antifa people act like fascists by speaking over anyone who opposes them. He then describes a Twitter discussion where two people blocked him so as not to hear what he had to say. Mike rants about how people running a movement get too emotional and ruin their movement.

Mike opens the show ranting about Postmates. The discussion covers the pandemic, problems with orders, and other issues. Mike discusses his dental issues.

Mike begins by saying he and Torya tend to come at issues from a different place, but always wind up at the same spot. He says that history is the only place they completely agree from start to finish. Torya says that if you fail to remember history you will be doomed to repeat the failures of history. Mike says people need to have someone that can open up their mind to new ideas. Mike discusses how people get to discuss the things they want Shaming someone to post on social media about certain topics is just wrong. Torya rants about how American politics is worse than Canadian politics.

Mike and Torya rant about people not following directions. Mike describes an incident while they were out shopping. Torya rants about having to wear a mask for long periods of time. Mike equates the mask wearing to boundaries in a relationship...you do what makes the other person comfortable. They rant about how childish President Trump is.

Mike opens the show talking about the Atlanta police calling in sick. He listened to the scanner for that area, and it was dead. Torya rants about the consequences that will follow. She says LAPD will be next. They discuss what this will mean to homeowners and crime rates.

Mike and Torya discuss how busy Mike was and how he has still been sick. They discuss Father’s Day and how neither is allowed to work. They go on to discuss and rant about cancel culture.

Mike shouts out Elevated Health and Dr. Abinante. He describes his interaction with Dr. Abinante during his illness. Mike decides he is seeing an acupuncturist. Mike explains what a great time he had with the acupuncturist.

Mike is tired of being sick. Mike explains what has been going on with him. He discusses his experience being tested for COVID-19. He tested negative. He discusses how he has been dealing with being ill.

Mike opens the show saying the school year is officially over. They discuss all the final activities. Mike discusses the influence of parents on children. Mike says he talks to his son about his son’s view on issues. Mike feels teachers indoctrinate kids and Torya tries to defend it. Mike explains why he feels parents must take a more active role in the education of their kids. They discuss the difference between liberal and conservative in Canada.

Torya talks about the Biden campaign harassing Jo Jorgensen's campaign. Mike says that Joe Biden is lucky the pandemic hit because it gives him the opportunity to hide. Mike then discusses how the pandemic affected his daughter's senior year in high school. Mike shares his feelings about his daughter's graduation.