TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

It's TBTL on-the-go! Luke and Andrew record today's show from the road, as they drive to the TBTL Summer Picnic at Chateau Ste. Michelle. They discuss childhood road trips, young romance, and an explosive situation Luke found himself in last night. Special thanks to Angie Gundersson and Charles Holt for supporting today's episode!

Luke and Andrew say goodbye to an unlikely hero of Seattle broadcasting. Plus, did a girls' softball team cheat by not winning? And should kids get trophies for simply participating in sports? And what should we all bring to the TBTL picnic tomorrow? ALL YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED. Special thanks to Jaimie Bever and David Erickson for supporting today's show!

Luke and Andrew discuss the much-maligned Instagram celebrity known as "The Fat Jew." Plus, the real reason it's so difficult to win prizes out of claw machines. And we crown the winner of the "official" song of the summer contest.

Luke helps Andrew with some karaoke-related anxiety, then they scrutinize President Obama's new Spotify playlists. Also, Phyllis Fletcher calls-in to help sort through some emails and offer some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke had a Zen-like experience under a meteor shower last night. He and Andrew discuss that as well as car-sickness, courtroom sketches, and growing up Christian. Plus, the Stu-Bot calls in with a disturbing update. Special thanks to JarosAaw Sawiuk and Shaughn Bell for supporting today's episode!

A thief broke into Luke's truck last night, and now Luke has a curious new anti-theft policy. He and Andrew discuss that. They also discuss heart attacks, Tinder, reality TV, Big League Chew...and the return of Dream Catchers! (Sorry.) Special thanks to Steven Gardner and Lou Haney for supporting today's episode!

Luke and Andrew sample some of the worst on-hold music available to mankind. We also talk about candy cigarettes, the death of "LOL", and what to do about a motorcycle-riding, air-conditioner-loving neighbor who won't leave a TBTL listener alone. Special thanks to Leslie Seaton and Gary Knowlton for supporting today's episode!

Luke goes down a mighty Lenny Kravitz rabbit hole after discovering they've both suffered from the same embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. Andrew offers an off-the-cuff (and frankly dubious) review of the new Dr. Dre record. And we narrow the Song of the Summer down to two final contestants! Special thanks to Lisa Claus and Phil Newell for supporting today's episode!

Luke is surprisingly impressed with a certain candidate who stole the show in the GOP debate last night. Andrew is worried about democracy. He's also worried about his inclination to be wrong 99.9% of the time. Plus, we get to the bottom of yesterday's mystery voicemail singer. Special thanks to Leslie Brenman and Michael Kadel for supporting today's show!

Luke and Andrew try to solve a voicemail mystery through the power of song. Other topics include: The Subway Smell, Jon Stewart's victory lap, and Doogie Howser's diploma. Special thanks to Cat Solen and Kaitlin Woodlief for supporting today's show!

Jen "Flash" Andrews joins the show to discuss overly-chatty cashiers, workplace thermostats, and an oath she just signed that forbids her from partying with communists. Special thanks to Kason Escobedo and William Weinberger for supporting today's show!

Luke, Andrew and the Stu-Bot discuss the San Diego chicken at length. Other topics include a confused racist, Frisbee as an Olympic sport, and how we fell for another dang news hoax involving a hitchhiking robot.

A good-hearted social experiment goes wrong when it arrives in the United States. Luke and Andrew discuss the tragic demise of the Canadian "hitchBOT" on a dark Philadelphia street corner. Plus, we announce the Round 2 winners of this year's Song of the Summer contest, and listener Kelly updates us on the parallel "Scrappy-Doo" contest that's happening simultaneously.

Luke records from a very precarious situation on Lake Washington, with rough waves rocking his boat and Blue Angels screaming overhead. Meanwhile, Andrew sits on the corner of Sunset and Vine, earning his nickname "Hollywood Walsh." They discuss lions, boat safety, ear horns and air horns.

It's the final episode of TBTL from Luke's small maritime studio, and things go a bit off the rails. Topics include, Chumbawamba, hip-hop skits, a guy named Newman, and a professional ballplayer who broke down in tears during a game.

MSNBC's Chris Hayes joins the show to defend himself against accusations of Song of the Summer vote tampering. Also, a controversy over a newly discovered Dr. Seuss book has echos of the Atticus Finch uproar. And a major league baseball team is Fetty Wapping the press.

Luke and Andrew swap stories about learning how to play guitar as children. Plus, former NBA star Gilbert Arenas wins big at a carnival...too big.

Luke is embarrassed about the way he signed a text message to his dad. Andrew is excited to announce the Round 1 winners of the Song of the Summer contest. And if you have been stealing jokes on Twitter, watch out!

Stu-Bot joins the show to review a new neighborhood Pizza Hut that fancies itself a sports bar and craft beer house. He and Luke and Andrew also discuss Frank Stallone, Hulk Hogan, and self-plagiarism.

Luke had the time of his life at a Third Eye Blind concert last night. Plus, he and Andrew debate the merits of competitive scrabble and the definition of a shark attack.

Andrew goes berserker over a Song of the Summer backlash, then he and Luke devise a way to improve the contest. Plus: from vacationing to taking walks, science explains why Andrew is such a grump. And Luke learns that his 2008 pizza shop radio broadcast wasn't as bad as he thought.

Andrew gets a taste of the ritzy Hollywood healthcare system while Luke is denied his artificial sweetener of choice. Plus, Corey Feldman may be the real-life GOB Bluth, and the Gawker editorial staff makes an ethical stand over an unethical story.

Luke pulls a "reverse Steve McQueen" (whatever that is) involving Rudy the Dog and a Motel 6, Andrew fights through otolaryngological issues, and TBTL Boss Steven Nelson critiques TBTL's first 100 days in office as part of Infinite Guest. Plus, the TBTL Song of The Summer Contest begins!

Luke and Andrew sample a brand new Donovan song that just dropped yesterday. Plus, Gawker pulls a muckraking story that outs a corporate big wig. And Phyllis joins the show to explain her son's relationship to his new TBTL dolls.

Luke eats solid food for the first time in days, and he's not impressed. Andrew continues his War on Children. And we explore some of some of Alex Trebek's sick rhymes.

Luke discovers a conspiracy-theory radio station that you can listen to over the phone. Andrew discovers a TV news story about his favorite restaurant. And there is much discussion of bawdy t-shirts from the 1990s.

Luke takes a break from sanding his boat and drinking juice to join TBTL from his parents' driveway. Andrew takes a break from complaining about the heat and joins the show from a shady park in Los Angeles. They discuss the revelation that the entire PNW may collapse upon itself. Also, Luke's mom updates us on her Christian cruise capers.

Luke says the New York Times is lying to him on their "frequently asked questions" page. He also says we all need to calm down about Atticus Finch and Happy Meal toys. Meanwhile, Andrew tries to talk a listener off the edge and accidentally kills a beloved cartoonist.

Luke joins the show from the side of the road, somewhere in Montana, with a dying computer battery and a dirty pair of shorts. He updates Andrew on his adventures, and then they discuss what they will do when his battery dies. Which, of course, it does.

"Ask Amy" advice columnist Amy Dickinson recently fell for a prank based on the worst film ever made. She joins the show to explain what happened and to take this week's TBTL quiz. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss coffee shop time limits and the highest-profile donut scandal since Golden Tate got the munchies.

Luke joins the show from Infinite Guest headquarters in St. Paul, Minnesota. He and Andrew discuss surprise pleats, the science of narcissism, and a story involving Magnum P.I. and a fire hydrant.

Luke joins the show from Madison, Wisconsin, as his road trip across the country continues. He and Andrew discuss Pizza Hut protocols, a man who flew through the sky on a homemade balloon chair, and Luke's conspiracy theory involving a Broadway puppet show.

After a series of misadventures, Luke hits the road in a rented Buick Encore and begins a journey across the United States of America. He checks-in from Kendallville, Indiana, where he may be renting Corky St. Clair's apartment. Plus, he and Andrew announce the details of the 2015 Song of the Summer contest!

Luke is back! He joins us from the Chautauqua Institution in western New York. Andrew offers him advice on how to handle a road trip with Robert Pinsky and how to survive a 4th of July weekend alone. Plus: guacamole controversies, bubble wrap nontroversies, and a debate over polyamory.

Stu "The Stu-Bot" Neuman joins Andrew to talk about the latest bit of brilliance from Stephen Colbert, who took over a cable access talk show in remote Michigan. Plus, the origins of a joke about ping pong balls, an awkward interview with an angry football coach, and a movie trivia game like no other.

Stu "The Stu-Bot" Neuman joins the show today to discuss the correlation between water parks and ill-advised tattoos. Public radio celebrity John Moe stops by to chat about his new podcast all about the cartoon "Adventure Time." Plus, the name of a dog has Stu hopping mad, even though he doesn't want to be angry on Canada Day.

Luke checks in from New York City (NEW YORK CITY?!) to talk about his experience at an adult summer camp he visited recently. Plus, he and Andrew discuss drones falling from the sky and the poopiest race in the world. And they also dissect the latest episode of True Detective, probably for the last time.

Andrew and Phyllis take over the show today to talk about proper employee management techniques and the difference between a muumuu and a housecoat. Plus, TBTL breaks its silence on the Supreme Court's same-sex marriage ruling and why a seemingly unpopular album is topping the charts.

MSNBC's Chris Hayes joins the show to receive the prestigious "TBTL Profiles In Going For It Award." Plus, he and Luke face off against Quizmaster Andrew in a battle over obscure flag knowledge. And Luke's mom Susie explains how she plans to crash a Christian gathering on the high seas.

Luke and Andrew explain a new TBTL experiment they're about to undertake. Plus, one of the world's most famous pop-artists is wanted in Detroit, and Ben Affleck's racist ancestor is causing problems for public broadcasting.

Luke and Andrew talk about a real news story so creepy, it's guaranteed to give you goosebumps (or your money back.)* Plus, doctors are caught saying some pretty cruel things to a patient they are operating on. And Andrew is clearly on the wireless spectrum. *DISCLAIMER: Goosebump guarantee not valid in Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, or Wyoming.

Luke and Andrew provide a helpful guide to eating fast food during road trips. Luke explains why he had to reprimand some young ladies in a Chicago McDonalds. Andrew is diagnosed with "food aggression issues." And Pete Rose is still signing autographs at a small table in Las Vegas.

Luke and Andrew try to invent a word to describe how they feel about Marc Maron's interview with President Obama. Pridejealousy? Plus, we delve into the much-lambasted second season premier of True Detective.

Luke and Andrew wake up bright and early to bring you another Morning Zoo edition of TBTL. Today they tackle the important issues of emotional-support-kangaroos, Brian Williams' apology, and why you should never throw away underwear in a hotel room.

Andrew make a big mistake in one of Hollywood's most revered watering holes. Luke considers joining the Chicago Blackhawks for an evening. Plus, in depth analysis on Kim Kardashian, Brian Williams, and how to be just-lonely-enough in a hotel room by yourself.

Luke and Andrew address the "skip-gate" scandal that has been rocking the TBTL community. Plus, Luke wants to Rachel-Dolezal himself into Steph Curry's family. And we learn that Andrew's dog-o-logical clock is ticking loudly and proudly.

Two of the whitest podcasters around weigh-in on race identity vis-à-vis Rachel Dolezal. Plus, a man whom shall not be named has thrown his toupee into the presidential ring. And Luke and Andrew recap the Game of Thrones finale with the latest installment of A Song of Ice and Spoilers.

Our friend Aaron Roden of the Air-Raid podcast joins the show today to play a few rounds of Internet Family Feud. Plus, he and Luke and Andrew discuss their successful and unsuccessful attempts at cheating in high school. Also, eggs are weird.

Luke has a very strange encounter at a remote gas station. He and Andrew discuss that and the story of an NAACP chapter president who's apparently been lying about her race. And we say goodbye to one of Luke's favorite wrestlers.

Luke finds himself near the Canadian Border, while Andrew finds himself near the Elation Border over his jigsaw puzzle progress. Plus, Nobel Laureates Say The Darndest Things and the listeners weigh on Luke's Marco Rubio comments, and mis-use of "schvartz".