TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew call Mike Pesca at the gym to find out if "DeflateGate" is really something we should care about. Meanwhile, Andrew doesn't seem to care about his smoking habit and Luke is a bad influence.

Luke and Andrew review Larry Wilmore's new late night show, Billy Crystals' comments about gays on TV, and man's greatest invention: pizza.

Luke and Andrew try to wrap their minds around what the heck happened Sunday afternoon in the NFL and how they managed to get so dang drunk in the process.

Luke and Andrew wonder if "James Taylor Diplomacy" is all it's cracked up to be. And they gear up for the big Seahawks playoff game in a special episode of TBTL No Point Conversion.

Luke's in Chicago, and Andrew is parked illegally in Los Angeles. They talk about eating sandwiches on the sides of mountains and whether a controversial TV show is really controversial.

Luke and Andrew discuss Chicago's focus on wintertime pet safety. Plus: glitter mail bombs, Rick Springfield's butt in court, and the dreamiest Tweets.

Luke and Andrew debate the usefulness of dream analysis, trigger warnings, and Charlie Hebdo as a comedic magazine.

Luke and Andrew talk film, fat, and if it's okay to start calling Bill Cosby a rapist in public. Oh, and The Mummy goes on a gallant mission to recapture a stolen cell phone in his latest Mummy Diary.

Luke and Andrew get a rude awakening when they check their Body Mass Index live on the air. Plus, the return of the TBTL No Point Conversion.

Don Lemon asks an impolite question on CNN and Luke has his own experience with jumping to a conclusion involving a Space Needle photo op late at night.

Luke and Andrew discuss the the meteorological flatulence that visited Seattle last night. Plus, why we all need to make fewer decisions in life.

Andrew learns the art of body shots, Luke learns about recumbent bicycling, and the Weasel Enthusiasts of California speak out.

Luke and Andrew make their triumphant return and discuss Luke's Casino Christmas Lesson and Andrew's Impending Death.

Luke, Sean, Andrew and Camaro Kev reveal the meaning of life using Ramen noodles, Nintendo codes and the City Slickers script.

Luke, Sean, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss New Year's resolutions, Sammy Hagar, and what they might have done last night, maybe. Then Jen Flash Andrews joins us to speculate about Kim Jong Un.

Luke, Sean, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss their New Year's Eve plans, and unfortunately, Sean's doesn't make it past the censors. Plus, when was the last time you felt suave? The guys talk about their suavest moments in life.

Luke, Andrew, Sean and Camaro Kev discuss road rage, ruining people's surprise parties, and other general dombassery they've committed. Then Carey joins the conversation to explain why she married a dombass.

Luke, Andrew, Sean and Camaro Kev discuss the worst things they do and say on the radio. Then Luke remixes Andrew's strange, marsupial sound.

Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev discuss hair care, and on this day of Xmas gift returns debate if it was okay that Luke should returned his "lightly used" Halloween costume.

Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev talk about their best Xmas presents ever, which for Sean, involved a magical 1980's robot called "Verbot". On an unrelated note, the crew figures out some deep stuff about the guy in those Vern Fonk Insurance ads.

**Warning This Show Discusses the Fact That Santa Is Made Up** Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev talk about Santa, and Luke decides to get dark. Very dark.

Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev discuss their most satisfying experiences quitting various jobs.

Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev discuss their love of coffee and energy drinks. Meanwhile, Luke is shocked to learn he's the only one of the group who knows how to change his own oil.

President Obama slams Sony, Stephen Colbert says goodbye, and Luke ends a holiday tradition.

Luke and Andrew discuss the final episode of Serial and whether or not the terrorists have truly won.

No topic too big, no topic too small: Luke and Andrew discuss international relations, terrorism, North Korea and Cuba. Plus, they get ready to say goodbye to Serial and The Colbert Report. #YOBO

TBTL Pal Bean Baxter wedges his way into Andrew's Scion (aka, KCRW Studios SE) and tells of how he ended up falling off the stage during the KROQ Xmas concert. Plus, Luke gets into it with the kid of one of the Seahawk's coaches, and Andrew regrets being internet mean to Howie Mandel.

Luke and Andrew discuss Ugly Sweaters, Xmas Miracles, and boxes of bulls*** that people for some reason can't purchase fast enough.

Luke and Andrew discuss the ethics of discussing the the Sony Pictures hack and why they both want to be in business with Paul Reiser.

Luke and Andrew discuss a Best Buy tweet about "Serial" that has the internet angry and whether an Oklahoma court should rule over a high school football play.

Luke and Andrew discuss a brand of underwear that is being banned by U.S. regulators and whether their own blogger is trolling them.

Andrew's Twitter Troll responds, Luke struggles to catch up to modern technology, and this show gets an inappropriate title you'll only get if you listen to the whole thing. Which we don't recommend.

Luke says something dumb at a holiday party and jinxes himself while Andrew has to confront the fact that he may be a "furry".

Luke and Dan chat about saving Seattle's Hurricane Cafe, Tacos, and Luke's failure to return emails.

Luke cracks the case of the Post Office Pooper and makes up a Bible story, while Andrew discovers the World's Weirdest Website.

Luke gets freaked out by a pair of feet in the office bathroom and Andrew remembers his days of reading books and eating pizza, and by "days" he means, yesterday.

Luke and Andrew discuss updates in the Real Life case related to the show "Serial" and the time Luke ruined radio in Seattle for one night.

Luke's mom invents the catchiest song of 2014, former blogger Toni stops by to talk about her new book project, and Rudy yelps in the background because LUKE IS TRYING TO DO IT ALL.

Luke and Andrew share Thanksgiving Day stories and alienate any and all Star Wars fans with a discussion of the new trailer for "The Force Awakens".

Luke, his daughter, and his two brothers invite the listeners into the odd world of Burbank Thanksgiving Traditions.

Luke and Andrew learn they have very different ways of celebrating Thanksgiving, and wonder what the proper response is to the news that the lead singer of Creed has gone broke.

Luke and Andrew analyze the most popular thanksgiving cuisines around the country mostly so they don't have to discuss Ferguson anymore. Also, Rudy eats the shit out of a TBTL frisbee. AGAIN.

Luke and Andrew both have reasons to feel bad about Friday's show, and in Classic TBTL Style, use Monday's show to air their apologies.

Luke gets ready for his weekend of Glow-stick Microwaving while Andrew finds the larger familial meaning in the youtube tape. Also: F**** The Fade Route.

Andrew misses a golden opportunity to achieve radio stardom which has Luke relating a dark childhood allegory that he probably made up.

Luke wishes he would have never joined the ranks of drunken Santas and Andrew is diagnosed with something called "Sidekick Syndrome".

Luke and Andrew enter a House of Games and end up reverse-prank-calling a long distance salesman who dials up the studio during the show. The results are medium minus at best.

Luke and Andrew start off talking about the early failure of Google Glass and end up discussing whether or not Luke is happy in his life in a Small Maritime Village.

TBTL bids goodbye to the author of Choose Your Own Adventure, in a manner he likely wouldn't have chosen.

Luke and Andrew check in on Al Roker in the midst of his hilarious, error-filled Weathercast marathon, and realize, he's still doing a better job than TBTL.