TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew discuss Ugly Sweaters, Xmas Miracles, and boxes of bulls*** that people for some reason can't purchase fast enough.

Luke and Andrew discuss the ethics of discussing the the Sony Pictures hack and why they both want to be in business with Paul Reiser.

Luke and Andrew discuss a Best Buy tweet about "Serial" that has the internet angry and whether an Oklahoma court should rule over a high school football play.

Luke and Andrew discuss a brand of underwear that is being banned by U.S. regulators and whether their own blogger is trolling them.

Andrew's Twitter Troll responds, Luke struggles to catch up to modern technology, and this show gets an inappropriate title you'll only get if you listen to the whole thing. Which we don't recommend.

Luke says something dumb at a holiday party and jinxes himself while Andrew has to confront the fact that he may be a "furry".

Luke and Dan chat about saving Seattle's Hurricane Cafe, Tacos, and Luke's failure to return emails.

Luke cracks the case of the Post Office Pooper and makes up a Bible story, while Andrew discovers the World's Weirdest Website.

Luke gets freaked out by a pair of feet in the office bathroom and Andrew remembers his days of reading books and eating pizza, and by "days" he means, yesterday.

Luke and Andrew discuss updates in the Real Life case related to the show "Serial" and the time Luke ruined radio in Seattle for one night.

Luke's mom invents the catchiest song of 2014, former blogger Toni stops by to talk about her new book project, and Rudy yelps in the background because LUKE IS TRYING TO DO IT ALL.

Luke and Andrew share Thanksgiving Day stories and alienate any and all Star Wars fans with a discussion of the new trailer for "The Force Awakens".

Luke, his daughter, and his two brothers invite the listeners into the odd world of Burbank Thanksgiving Traditions.

Luke and Andrew learn they have very different ways of celebrating Thanksgiving, and wonder what the proper response is to the news that the lead singer of Creed has gone broke.

Luke and Andrew analyze the most popular thanksgiving cuisines around the country mostly so they don't have to discuss Ferguson anymore. Also, Rudy eats the shit out of a TBTL frisbee. AGAIN.

Luke and Andrew both have reasons to feel bad about Friday's show, and in Classic TBTL Style, use Monday's show to air their apologies.

Luke gets ready for his weekend of Glow-stick Microwaving while Andrew finds the larger familial meaning in the youtube tape. Also: F**** The Fade Route.

Andrew misses a golden opportunity to achieve radio stardom which has Luke relating a dark childhood allegory that he probably made up.

Luke wishes he would have never joined the ranks of drunken Santas and Andrew is diagnosed with something called "Sidekick Syndrome".

Luke and Andrew enter a House of Games and end up reverse-prank-calling a long distance salesman who dials up the studio during the show. The results are medium minus at best.

Luke and Andrew start off talking about the early failure of Google Glass and end up discussing whether or not Luke is happy in his life in a Small Maritime Village.

TBTL bids goodbye to the author of Choose Your Own Adventure, in a manner he likely wouldn't have chosen.

Luke and Andrew check in on Al Roker in the midst of his hilarious, error-filled Weathercast marathon, and realize, he's still doing a better job than TBTL.

Luke and Carey open the phones and surprise the listeners by answering them. Plus, questionable science talk about the comet landing and even questionabler talk about if Italian is an ethnicity.

Luke and Andrew bask in the afterglow of their "Cereal" show and read Ira Glass's brief response, then set about presenting a typical TBTL filled with errors and long long digressions.

An entire episode of TBTL dedicated to cereal.

Luke starts off in the back of a taxi cab in Portland. Then he goes into a hotel room to iron a tuxedo. Meanwhile, Andrew is in his car in L.A., fighting with other drivers.

Luke and Andrew read poetry on air, compare pee stories, and play offensive rap music. So yeah, your basic Thursday on TBTL.

Luke sifts through some of the listener responses to his Tuesday comments & Andrew takes an audio journey to Compton.

Luke and Andrew both fail to vote, but have very different reactions to their decision. Also, Andrew gets seriously cat-rolled.

Luke and Andrew ponder the legacy of public radio's weirdest automotive show, and make a pretty weird podcast in the process.

Luke and Andrew celebrate Halloween, Arbor Day, and Administrative Assistants' Day all in one tidy podcast. Then they work on a name for the Friday sport talk show.

A shirtless Luke Burbank checks-in from Chicago, where he can see into people's apartment windows. Nothing weird about that. Then he and Andrew discuss Pee-Wee Herman's return to the big screen.

Luke is about to board a plane, but he's very nervous about where he parked his car for the next five days. Plus, Andrew reports on his latest hot dog experience and they discuss a future with windowless airplanes.

Luke and Andrew discuss McDonald's new slogan, and the best and worst fast food. Plus, Kim Jong Un's disappearance is explained, and it's a major let down.

Luke explains his Basic Approach To Life's Rules, and is anything but surprised to hear about allegations against a CBC radio star.

Luke gets a series of angry notes on his car for how it's parked and Andrew tries to talk himself into going to the gym after the show.

Andrew has a new sleeping App on his phone he is excited about, Luke thinks people sleep better in a bed by themselves, and the listeners weigh in on the topic of Rene Zellweger's face.

Luke and Andrew discuss the problems of listener Allie, and her roommate who thinks Alley's yakking in the sink because of an eating disorder.

Luke is suspected of trying to steal a bike, Slate's Dahlia Lithwick stops by to help with a "One and A Half Men" segment regarding Rene Zellweger's face, and Andrew discusses the Best and Worst of Guns & Roses.

Andrew meets "Buster" from Arrested Development, which spawns a conversation about children's books, Pumpkin Festivals Gone Wrong, and Football Despair.

Two shows in one! First Luke and Andrew answer your letters. Then they host the latest installment of the Budweiser Michelada Hot Seat Show.

TBTL's Newest Blogger, and Oldest Friend Mike Frizzell stops by to discuss Clip-Clopping, Papa John, and why pruno is actually tough to make in Federal Prison.

Luke finds "Gamergate" and "All About That Bassgate" and every other "Gate" exhausting. Andrew is just trying to figure out if he's nauseous or nauseated.

Luke and Andrew discuss what exactly constitutes wheat bread, trade their would-be Jeopardy anecdotes, and assail the German Education System.

Jen "Flash" Andrews stops by to update Luke and Andrew on the possible whereabouts of Kim Jong Un, and also, share a racy story of "honoring" a Heroic US Military Veteran.

Luke and Andrew discuss North Korean News, Naked Photos News, and then roll out a new Friday Sports Extra.

Luke and Andrew chat with Alex Blumberg about his ambitious new podcast network. Oh, and also, at one point, they also try to tweet at Howard Stern's producer.

Luke sits outside the San Diego airport, wondering if he's a bad person. He and Andrew try to avoid swearing while they talk Ghostbusters 3, Bobby Brown, and fantasy television lineups.

Luke calls Andrew from San Diego to talk Drought Shaming, Hotel TV Habits, and which band is the new Nickelback.