TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew say goodbye to "Parks and Recreation" and discuss the bold new logo for the Cleveland Browns. Also, Luke's new candle business is DEFINITELY not a pyramid scheme.

Luke and Andrew dissect last night's Oscars broadcast and probably court their own controversy in the process. Also, there's some talk of chickens.

TBTL makes a huge announcement.

Luke and Andrew discuss Joe Biden's problem with touching people, and end up roll-playing an HR conversation that might be the best or worst thing to ever happen on TBTL.

Luke and Andrew discuss an upcoming Mars mission, body image issues, and the miracle of life.

Luke and Andrew discuss SNL, underage drinking, and the Luke's plan to spend his last days on earth with Bill Murray.

Luke and Andrew work the President's Day Holiday and end up discussing "50 Shades of Grey", Fake Blind Twins in New Jersey, and Popeye's Fried Chicken.

Luke and Andrew mourn David Carr, celebrate Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and come clean about Sleater-Kinney.

Luke and Andrew try to decide if being gay, vegan, female, or atheist are bigger impediments to becoming President, and offend just about everyone in the process.

Luke prepares to strike it rich in the Powerball drawing and Andrew wonders if he'll end up solo hosting TBTL.

Jon Stewart steps down, Bryan Williams is suspended, and Andrew shares the story of the childhood pet he hated, a bird named "Oops".

Luke and Andrew discuss Kanye's Grammy Antics, Adnan Syed's appeal, and Iggy Azaela's poor pizza choices.

Luke and Andrew discuss the latest claims of "truthiness" leveled against NBC anchor Brian Williams. And they discuss why kangaroos love Liam Neeson films so much.

Luke and Andrew mourn the loss of RadioShack, Coca-Cola's attempts to spread love online, and the career of Yakov Smirnoff.

Luke and Andrew start talking about secret "backmasked" lyrics and have to call in a certified Def Leppard expert, their buddy Camaro Kev.

Luke and Andrew are worried about Randy Quaid, who just returned to the internet with a very disturbing video. Plus, Coke tries to improve milk and Harper Lee has a new book coming out.

Luke and Andrew record a special edition of TBTL before, during and after the Super Bowl. Then they check-in for the saddest Monday morning quarterbacking in podcast history.

Totally exhausted on a Friday, Luke and Andrew record a rambling show that deals with The Flintstones, New Orleans, Luke's habit of crying at things, Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, Vince Vaughn, and football.

Andrew hips Luke, and the listeners to some wildly inappropriate rap music he's been working out to, and a new TBTL segment is born: "Name That Tune".

Luke and Andrew waste time playing a kid's game called "Queen Anne" and find out even more beloved songs that were totally ripped off from older artists.

Luke deals with the unpleasant side of dog ownership and Andrew reveals a secret love for Tom Petty.

Luke and Andrew have Snow Envy, and Luke recounts a story of truly insane behavior after being told to "get off his phone" by another driver.

Luke and Andrew discuss the demise of SkyMall, the forbidden allure of hotel minibars, and whether Patriot footballs are half-filled or half-empty.

Luke and Andrew discuss the possible end of the world, King Tut's beard, and overrated songs by the band "Heart."

Luke and Andrew call Mike Pesca at the gym to find out if "DeflateGate" is really something we should care about. Meanwhile, Andrew doesn't seem to care about his smoking habit and Luke is a bad influence.

Luke and Andrew review Larry Wilmore's new late night show, Billy Crystals' comments about gays on TV, and man's greatest invention: pizza.

Luke and Andrew try to wrap their minds around what the heck happened Sunday afternoon in the NFL and how they managed to get so dang drunk in the process.

Luke and Andrew wonder if "James Taylor Diplomacy" is all it's cracked up to be. And they gear up for the big Seahawks playoff game in a special episode of TBTL No Point Conversion.

Luke's in Chicago, and Andrew is parked illegally in Los Angeles. They talk about eating sandwiches on the sides of mountains and whether a controversial TV show is really controversial.

Luke and Andrew discuss Chicago's focus on wintertime pet safety. Plus: glitter mail bombs, Rick Springfield's butt in court, and the dreamiest Tweets.

Luke and Andrew debate the usefulness of dream analysis, trigger warnings, and Charlie Hebdo as a comedic magazine.

Luke and Andrew talk film, fat, and if it's okay to start calling Bill Cosby a rapist in public. Oh, and The Mummy goes on a gallant mission to recapture a stolen cell phone in his latest Mummy Diary.

Luke and Andrew get a rude awakening when they check their Body Mass Index live on the air. Plus, the return of the TBTL No Point Conversion.

Don Lemon asks an impolite question on CNN and Luke has his own experience with jumping to a conclusion involving a Space Needle photo op late at night.

Luke and Andrew discuss the the meteorological flatulence that visited Seattle last night. Plus, why we all need to make fewer decisions in life.

Andrew learns the art of body shots, Luke learns about recumbent bicycling, and the Weasel Enthusiasts of California speak out.

Luke and Andrew make their triumphant return and discuss Luke's Casino Christmas Lesson and Andrew's Impending Death.

Luke, Sean, Andrew and Camaro Kev reveal the meaning of life using Ramen noodles, Nintendo codes and the City Slickers script.

Luke, Sean, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss New Year's resolutions, Sammy Hagar, and what they might have done last night, maybe. Then Jen Flash Andrews joins us to speculate about Kim Jong Un.

Luke, Sean, Andrew and Camaro Kev discuss their New Year's Eve plans, and unfortunately, Sean's doesn't make it past the censors. Plus, when was the last time you felt suave? The guys talk about their suavest moments in life.

Luke, Andrew, Sean and Camaro Kev discuss road rage, ruining people's surprise parties, and other general dombassery they've committed. Then Carey joins the conversation to explain why she married a dombass.

Luke, Andrew, Sean and Camaro Kev discuss the worst things they do and say on the radio. Then Luke remixes Andrew's strange, marsupial sound.

Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev discuss hair care, and on this day of Xmas gift returns debate if it was okay that Luke should returned his "lightly used" Halloween costume.

Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev talk about their best Xmas presents ever, which for Sean, involved a magical 1980's robot called "Verbot". On an unrelated note, the crew figures out some deep stuff about the guy in those Vern Fonk Insurance ads.

**Warning This Show Discusses the Fact That Santa Is Made Up** Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev talk about Santa, and Luke decides to get dark. Very dark.

Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev discuss their most satisfying experiences quitting various jobs.

Luke, Andrew, Sean & Camaro Kev discuss their love of coffee and energy drinks. Meanwhile, Luke is shocked to learn he's the only one of the group who knows how to change his own oil.

President Obama slams Sony, Stephen Colbert says goodbye, and Luke ends a holiday tradition.

Luke and Andrew discuss the final episode of Serial and whether or not the terrorists have truly won.

No topic too big, no topic too small: Luke and Andrew discuss international relations, terrorism, North Korea and Cuba. Plus, they get ready to say goodbye to Serial and The Colbert Report. #YOBO