TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew preside over Dream Court, discuss Amazon's new push-button technology, and explain why they believe they're becoming worse human beings overall. Also, Luke hears the siren call of one of the most remote places on earth.

Luke deals with an uncomfortable moment at Subway. Plus, he and Andrew discuss the controversy over old tweets by the new Daily Show host. And they address one listener's karaoke-related concerns.

Luke and Andrew explore the sultry sounds of 1980s saxamaphones. They also meet a heckler who has no apologies to give. And they discuss the announcement of the Daily Show's next host, Trevor Noah.

Andrew and Luke discuss a confrontation between a frustrated cyclist and a driver who parked her car in the bike lane. Plus, TBTL friend Phyllis calls-in to share her solution to The Wet Wipe Problem. And Andrew gets his slide-whistle back.

Sewer week (apparently) continues on TBTL. MSNBC's Chris Hayes calls-in to talk about his recent adventure in the bowels of New York City. Plus, one of the world's richest people survives mostly on junk food and soda. And our boss gets his own theme song.

Writer and comedian Alex Falcone joins us today to discuss whether men should be allowed to wear shorts in public (Fran Lebowitz says definitely not.) Other topics include lottery fantasies, Facebook creepery, and poop diamonds.

Luke and Andrew dig into some timely political stories, like Reaganomics and the Gary Hart scandal. Plus, why restaurants need to stop obsessing over the shape of their foods and how we're all literally flushing gold down the toilet.

Luke and Andrew discuss the big wedding that wasn't, why Will Ferrell says fraternities have run their course, and whether we should reward 8-year-old actresses with bouquets of flowers.

Luke and Andrew try to make sense of their newfound (and likely short-lived) iTunes success, New Hampshire's Kid Krushing Legislative Process, and the new Netflix show "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".

Luke and Andrew discuss Sinead O'Connor's decision to retire her most famous song. Plus, Andrew regrets accusing a friend of being sexist, and Luke remembers being chased around his pastor's office by his ruler-wielding mother.

Christy Wise joins us to discuss her new podcast that's all about this podcast. It's called The Little Red Bandwagon. And Luke and Andrew discuss Starbucks' attempt to fight racism and the proper way to ask for more napkins at Subway.

Luke remembers that he's scheduled to give a speech just 20 minutes before he takes the stage. Andrew employs something he calls "hot dog theology." Then they open the phones and take questions from the Tens of listeners.

Kristen Schaal joins us to talk about her new TV show, The Last Man on Earth. Plus, Luke and Andrew dissect the Robert Durst case and the HBO series that helped blow it open. And Luke explains why he did some breaking-and-entering over the weekend.

Luke joins us from a broken-down boat and tries to avoid the now-hackneyed phrase "I'm on a boat!" He and Andrew discuss why (according to the New York Times) kids won't wear jeans these days and why Kathy Griffin quit her plum TV job.

Luke and Andrew fire up the ol' One-and-a-Half Men mobile to discuss the line between persistence and harassment when it comes to romance. Also, some museums are starting to ban "selfie sticks." Good or bad idea?

Andrew and Luke weigh in on the "Blurred Lines" lawsuit and apply it to their own lives. They also try to untangle their feelings about El Ropo, performance anxiety, and the art of the two-minute promo.

Luke thinks his neighbor is building a janky, passive-aggressive fence. Andrew thinks it may be a dream catcher. We also talk about Apple watches, the difference between tiny houses and trailers, and a Christian song computer named Colby.

Andrew visits the Magic Castle in LA and sees all the scarf-magic he can handle, Luke wonders why we don't just "Spring ahead" three hours and have really long days, and TBTL's new boss stops by to critique the highs and lows of Week #1 on the Infinite Guest Network.

Luke and Andrew have a new hero, a dude named "Traffic Jam Jimmy" who would never feel a deeps sense of shame over the Cindy Crawford poster he had in his room as kid the way Andrew does. Also, Hall & Oates sues Haulin' Oats, and there's more Benihana Drama than you could have ever imagined.

Luke and Andrew review the new TV show Last Man on Earth, discuss crate training for sidekicks, and weigh-in on a schism in the Wu-Tang community.

Luke and Andrew's dreams of climbing Mt. Everest are dashed against the rocks of Bathroom Facility Reality. Plus, are all the "LOL's" and "!!!" making us worse communicators?

Luke and Andrew discuss stoned rabbits, bad parenting moves, and Ziggy the cartoon's possible libertarian roots.

Luke and Andrew celebrate their new relationship with the Infinite Guest network in traditional TBTL fashion -- by over-explaining their anxieties and getting distracted by Rudy the Dog's barking.

Today on TBTL, Luke and Andrew learn some surprising things about Leonard Nimoy, and then (like the rest of America) they discuss the color of a dress and llamas on the loose. Plus, a woman in Washington says she was able to close an unsightly gap between her two front teeth using nothing but some store-bought rubber bands. Dentists are warning people against do-it-yourself orthodontia, but Luke -- who suffers from a gap-tooth grin himself -- is tempted to take matters into his own hands. In today's screencap of the TBTL Skype session, Luke shows off his diastema:

Luke and Andrew discuss the disturbing world of talking M&M's, whether we should embrace edible coffee cups, and how to make public radio weirder.

Luke and Andrew start using Skype to look at each other during the show, with mixed results. Plus, the guys try to define what "Too On The Nose" actually means, using audio examples.

Luke and Andrew say goodbye to "Parks and Recreation" and discuss the bold new logo for the Cleveland Browns. Also, Luke's new candle business is DEFINITELY not a pyramid scheme.

Luke and Andrew dissect last night's Oscars broadcast and probably court their own controversy in the process. Also, there's some talk of chickens.

TBTL makes a huge announcement.

Luke and Andrew discuss Joe Biden's problem with touching people, and end up roll-playing an HR conversation that might be the best or worst thing to ever happen on TBTL.

Luke and Andrew discuss an upcoming Mars mission, body image issues, and the miracle of life.

Luke and Andrew discuss SNL, underage drinking, and the Luke's plan to spend his last days on earth with Bill Murray.

Luke and Andrew work the President's Day Holiday and end up discussing "50 Shades of Grey", Fake Blind Twins in New Jersey, and Popeye's Fried Chicken.

Luke and Andrew mourn David Carr, celebrate Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and come clean about Sleater-Kinney.

Luke and Andrew try to decide if being gay, vegan, female, or atheist are bigger impediments to becoming President, and offend just about everyone in the process.

Luke prepares to strike it rich in the Powerball drawing and Andrew wonders if he'll end up solo hosting TBTL.

Jon Stewart steps down, Bryan Williams is suspended, and Andrew shares the story of the childhood pet he hated, a bird named "Oops".

Luke and Andrew discuss Kanye's Grammy Antics, Adnan Syed's appeal, and Iggy Azaela's poor pizza choices.

Luke and Andrew discuss the latest claims of "truthiness" leveled against NBC anchor Brian Williams. And they discuss why kangaroos love Liam Neeson films so much.

Luke and Andrew mourn the loss of RadioShack, Coca-Cola's attempts to spread love online, and the career of Yakov Smirnoff.

Luke and Andrew start talking about secret "backmasked" lyrics and have to call in a certified Def Leppard expert, their buddy Camaro Kev.

Luke and Andrew are worried about Randy Quaid, who just returned to the internet with a very disturbing video. Plus, Coke tries to improve milk and Harper Lee has a new book coming out.

Luke and Andrew record a special edition of TBTL before, during and after the Super Bowl. Then they check-in for the saddest Monday morning quarterbacking in podcast history.

Totally exhausted on a Friday, Luke and Andrew record a rambling show that deals with The Flintstones, New Orleans, Luke's habit of crying at things, Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, Vince Vaughn, and football.

Andrew hips Luke, and the listeners to some wildly inappropriate rap music he's been working out to, and a new TBTL segment is born: "Name That Tune".

Luke and Andrew waste time playing a kid's game called "Queen Anne" and find out even more beloved songs that were totally ripped off from older artists.

Luke deals with the unpleasant side of dog ownership and Andrew reveals a secret love for Tom Petty.

Luke and Andrew have Snow Envy, and Luke recounts a story of truly insane behavior after being told to "get off his phone" by another driver.

Luke and Andrew discuss the demise of SkyMall, the forbidden allure of hotel minibars, and whether Patriot footballs are half-filled or half-empty.

Luke and Andrew discuss the possible end of the world, King Tut's beard, and overrated songs by the band "Heart."