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SHOW NOTES Please welcome the chainsaw brides of Christ Catholics: Be proud of all your hell lore! Fixing the Hallmark Movie Boyfriend Some media advice Let's talk about Hugh Freeze's recruiting history! What about his W-L record? How To Hire A Bama-Killing Coach Holding Auburn to Auburn's own standards Let's talk about some actual coaching hires! Hello, Wisconsin! Another coaching hire breaks mid-show! Reply guys: Shoot your shot A return to Mid-South Airlines Checking in with our friend the Liver King Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NOTES Fullcasteers, you have a new voicemail assignment! Spencer has several things on his heart regarding Ohio State football South Carolina has two of the season's best wins? Passing the Orange Cowboy Crown The time has finally come to move Jason's Heisman bet Contemplating the Pac-12 tiebreaker exhausts everyone A poignant farewell to the ACC Coastal Journey back in time to the end of the Egg Bowl Mapping Miami's many plummets The Blood Week judgment is in here somewhere The soothing surety of Bedlam Engineering playoff rooting interests A surprising amount of Blue Jackets slander! Will we do this again next week? Probably! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, the gang teams up with the New York Times to bring that special Saw-puppet flavor to your holiday table. Surber's grand mashed potato plan is here to save Thanksgiving. We experience the long-awaited sequel to Night Ham: Unexpected Crab Rangoon and we found a Mountain Dew flavor even Jason won't try. Sick new merch available only at preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Fullcast addresses Stanford kicking a field goal at the wire to only lose to Cal by three, Tennessee's debacle against South Carolina, a week of near-upsets that qualifies as college football edging, Arkansas pulling up to do some WOMPIN' in a freaky church van, Vandy keeping the universe in balance by beating lowly Florida, Michigan having a very normal and not dramatic day against Illinois, and Indiana winning a game while completing EXACTLY TWO PASSES. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Fullcast crew discusses whether the government would have seized Air Bud for military purposes. Then, prompted by the NFL's marketing map of the world, we embark on a journey to assign teams to countries, including the tricky task of explaining why Ohio State and Norway are a soul match. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com for exciting new Fullcast merch including the debut of the STAY AT HOME UNCLE mug! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES The Haint personally attacks Ryan! Holly has a harrowing Big 12 box score game! The Big Ten somehow produced a worse box score! Eli Drinkwitz calls the cops on Tennessee's unfairly powerful backups! We are in a fight with the bowl season shirt company Spencer coins a metaphor, with the usual results We will continue to stump for TCU in the playoff and there's nothing you can do about it Virginia Tech commits the ultimate dork misstep Here's a scary story to tell in the dark: The first 16 seconds of the Pitt-Virginia game Pac-12 After Dark refereeing in the post-information phase Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NOTES Spencer immediately makes it weird Ryan then makes it worse Jason then fires Dabo, and all of this happens in the first ten minutes Ryan has another one of his delightful, frightful games [Saw puppet noises] At home with Philip Rivers The gang invents some new jeans Jason and Holly are beset by Jeff Sunday Schoolers Is Nick Saban the man for this job? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Notes Spencer has a bold new social media strat Georgia fans sure have changed SMU and Houston make history! Clemson? Stop pretending we don’t know who’s gonna win the Heisman Guess when we last saw a Miami team this bad. Please phrase your answer in the form of a decade! Let’s all practice Brian Kelly blindness. You too, Brian Kelly Mods are asleep, everybody post Georgia Tech's win total and then compare it to A&M's An extended detour into Big Ten sexytime talk that somehow doesn't involve Holly Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES - A new and interesting form of Haint sends our heroes fleeing en masse to Jason's outdoor podcasting lair. Ryan isn’t even here so don’t blame him! - ROSS CHASTAIN APPRECIATION HOUR is held - We Made A Church (Tumblr is our Lascaux Cave) - Please let Holly die, playoff committee - Jason continues our perilous journey down the spiraling path of worst possible bowl scenarios - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES An exclusive Spencer/Sanrio collab is introduced We share ghost stories from Saturday Rethinking South Carolina’s dip into the rankings Ryan does an accent; we don’t hate it Rhetorical proof of Sebastian the Ibis Was James Franklin right about something? Shocking and disturbing Which team is anointed Super Illinois? Scott Satterfield is the stubbornest Sim Georgia is still foggy, what kinda monster is in there, let’s find out Jason proposes several bone-chilling playoff scenarios The all-SEC She’s All That remake Prayer warriors, let’s all wishcast Jimbo to the Gasparilla Bowl so he can make some friends Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Spencer and Jason are back into Warhammer again No, like “bought a Japanese airbrushing rig“ back This is also our Ivy League episode, on an unrelated note An update from a Real Life Astrophysicist on our quest to discipline the moon Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jimbo got paid whether you listened to this episode or not, Syracuse's School of Mixology, Iowa Football: Is kinkshaming sometimes ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

`SHOW NOTES The Taco Bell $28 challenge, again Taco Bell funerary practices Biblical allegories of Taco Bell Mythical appearances by Taco Bell Introducing Governor Knife Baby’s first cusses Spencer’s years-long and entirely one-sided vendetta against Grandpa Joad is unveiled We have a new plan to discipline the moon Holly struggles with Georgia blindness Fixing Tennessee’s fundraising Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s just Rocky Top playing for an hour and a half straight. The entire episode. No words or anything. Sorry! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew discuss whether dogs can join one of the world’s largest and oldest faiths, go long on exactly why Oklahoma football is so bad right now, Spencer introduces everyone in under one minute and takes some reader questions, and we finish with important research Re: putting sweaters on alligators. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Notes: Spencer takes much more than two minutes to introduce everyone Tom Brady’s future as a single man in Tampa and how it involves Charles Barkley heckling him for sleeping on a box spring on the floor Holly delivers a searing dissertation on the long and distinguished history of cheating in fishing tournaments We draft the coaches most likely to be fired this year as an excuse to set up an elaborate Broadway joke Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Ryan journeyed to Auburn with the LSU internet contingent, and you'll never guess what happened next ... Jason is observing a vow of silence to honor the baseball man's continued incursions into our games ... Oklahoma debuts "Splatooner" defensive package ... A new perspective on Mel Tucker's contract at Michigan State ... A red-zone musical interlude featuring DJ Uiagalelei ... Jimbo Fisher wears the Sad Shacket ... UCLA, the football team, beat a surprising quantity of ass ... Contemplating the void of Wisconsin maybe being bad ... A Big Ten punter gets the look he wants ... Holly and Spencer float in the sensory-deprived relief tank of a bye week Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Vandy's geographical vulnerabilities are examined A colonoscopy PSA as only the Fullcast can execute it Ryan and Jason fix Twitter Holly is lost in her own web of superstitions A new perspective on unranked Kansas Spencer offers up a bold new strategy of inbox management Shower apples, again A Utah fan delivers a reassuring message about nuclear fallout Introducing: Mike Gundy, Xenomorph Alchemist New inventions this week: the Empress Josephine Nacho Tray, Baba Yaga Resort Wear PLUS! More of YOUR heartfelt messages to the Shutdown Fullcast Feelingsball Hotline Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES The “we don’t talk about Florida” rule almost holds! Amazing stats from … Middle Tennessee State Kansas rules the Big 12 thanks to a surprising kink How to disrespect Texas in your everyday life How to score 98 points and still be a gutless quitter, by guest podcaster Stephen F. Austin Bo Nix scared the other team this week Launching JMU’s national title campaign campaign Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

EPISODE NOTES The Beyond Meat Brawl Breakdown Shower apples, again Ryan discovers a harrowing new house divided Unhealthy obsession with GTA Florida begins nnnnnnow A party drink is invented Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wwwwwwelcome to the weird coaching decisions derby! This exclusive recording of Week 3's midnight live show includes never-before-heard footage of our extremely sleepy preshow meeting! If you didn't appreciate Lance Leipold at his Six National Championships you don't deserve him at his Made Kansas Good At Football Can anybody think of an ascendant coach who might wanna go to Louisville? Enjoy some live reactions to nightcap games in progress and us fighting Miami fans online in real time! Things continue to get worse for Nebraska in so many different ways! We enter the Hawaii-Iowa time loop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Brett Favre = secret feminist?? The Scott Frost Firing Timeline, imagined Ryan has an objectively correct theory about Bob Stoops on Cameo A reader shares a piece of Betty White lore we guarantee you won't find anywhere else Week 2 rankings plummets and rockets Justice for Kansas, for once A perilous journey beyond 26 snakes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES: Ryan is lost in the ether Raccoon noises, explained Blood Week, settled A sermon is given Texas and A&M further tank the statewide energy crisis Emergency career guidance for Bama players who commit penalties The launch of Gene Chizik’s local Emmy campaign Iowa math as party drugs Follow @IsThisBloodWeek and visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week’s unique journey through sports and pop culture begins with two wrong guesses at the location of that Canadian 9/11 musical, both of them made by people who have personally seen the show Building a Big 12 roster from the Mortal Kombat stable Guess the only Fullcast-endorsed celebrity sex tape! Ryan and Holly explain the Venice Film Festival antics that took over the Clemson-Georgia Tech game Jason and Spencer return the favor by running down what you may have missed if you watched LSU-Florida State instead of reading rasslin’ gossip Visit sunny preownedairboats.com If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXTSTEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visithttp://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Fullcast crew discuss all the action from Week One including: --Florida winning a game! On purpose! --Ohio State beating Notre Dame by running the ball even though Ryan Day hates that--Iowa scoring three times and finishing a win with seven points --Which mascots are in committed relationships --App State scoring forty points in a quarter and losing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In Part 2 of the Fullcast on the Le Batard show, the team dive into how they feel about Notre Dame this year, Auburn “inventing space,” why Gus Malzahn (literally) looks like a new man at UCF, Top 5 College Coaches Who Look Divorced, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Last week, the Shutdown Fullcast filled in for The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz. They covered Halloween decorations, the worst sports media personalities for calling kids on their birthdays, the renaming of “Sir Big Spur” in South Carolina, a riveting game of “Guess The Fake Musical,” and a whole lot more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Fullcast crew talk about midair pilot fistfights, explain why Nebraska never had a chance against Northwestern, preview the first real week of college football, and somehow tempt Jason into talking about Florida football willingly for the first time in the Fullcast's history. If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXTSTEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It is really very unfair that this will inevitably be looked back on as "the Ghostbusters episode," and not "2022's only Week Zero College Football Preview Podcast" Also quite a bit of baseball, for some reason? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Navigating the Big Ten by vibes alone Ryan is on his most perilous quest yet Surprise guest host from a school you’ll be surprised to hear argued is in the Big Ten! How Penn State football is the ideal hostage situation This concludes our 2022 preseason conference previews; now go out there and greet the day like Dominos in Italy Sound off in the comments at 704-SOL-CAST and visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NOTES Kicking off (football term) our playoff discussion by asking what (OR WHERE) Cincinnati is hiding Love anything like we love off-duty US Marines challenge Good news is we're already picking playoff teams, bad news is Ryan put the Saw puppet mask on again Capped by an accidental detour into football talk, sorry! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan Carlin of Hardcore History lore joins Spencer, Jason, and Holly for a wide-ranging discussion: - Just how much history can be blamed on Texas? - Which football rivalry is King Arthur and Mordred? - Systemic failure in large organizations, no reason!! - Player buyouts and a workable trickle-down economics model! - And of course, which two historical empires would you put in a Cotton Bowl? - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES - The contents of this episode should not make you doubt for a moment that this is a Big 12 football preview podcast - Explaining Hardee’s to the Puritans - The most Sports Business talk we’ve ever done in a single episode (yep this is the Kyler Murray part) - We don’t have a strong grasp of the Babadook’s whole deal, as a group - Ryan has a healthy approach to one sport — but which??! - An 18th-century SEO lesson - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES In which the Fullcast Haint reaches heretofore untold heights of raw power What do we mean by that? We ended up having to record this episode around Holly’s kitchen table, without Ryan, who did most of the work for the episode. Also appearing on this show: Richard Johnson, of NFL podcast Split Zone Duo! No, the Song of the Season did NOT escape our collective attention! Again, we’re sorry for what we sound like! Clown car episode! Everybody in! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

EPISODE NOTES Jason would like to play a game; Spencer ruins it immediately. It's his birthday so we're more fine with that than usual Describe your ideal defensive coordinator, by shape and temperament TODAY: Your calls, in finest Pittsbrogue, about the renaming of Heinz Field! NEXT TIME: Your calls, about turn-based strategy at local orgies! HIGH levels of Haint this episode, sorry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES - It used to be a lot easier to just fight a U.S. President in the street, and we have a fair and equitable plan to correct that - Big Ten, everyone is frankly shocked that y'all aren't better at Settlers of Catan - Care and feeding of your jetski - We have fixed realignment via the NCAA's favorite chew toy: A consortium. You are welcome - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

EPISODE NOTES The new ACC schedule format is out! Dive in with our panel of experts, if you like piña coladas. Our panel of experts consists of Surber and Jason. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Notes… Yet another discussion of Noah, History's First Regretful Boat Owner The World Cup gives D.C. what it really craves: sports disappointment The petrochemical state of the SEC West, including one school we think might burn chickens for heat LeBron James, French Toast Hercules Let's assume LIV Football will be a thing and figure out who's joining up, when, and why, and what the NCAA will do in response (it's nothing, absolutely nothing) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES A tour through dads of the western canon, featuring its three most prominent pillars: Greek mythology, the Bible, and Star Wars The danger of making your own energy-efficient garage door Spencer does an accent again, sorry We were fighting the audio haint for much of this recording and as a result accidentally glossed over Jason inventing NASA Applebees but that’s our trademark Why sparkler disasters are better than other fireworks disasters Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A new era of talkin' bout the Noles dawns For new listeners: What IS a Fullcast Disaster? Introducing Dad A and Dad B, our new national champions of self-inflicted wildlife injuries Contains spoilers for Splash Mountain, the ride Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In hindsight, Finnish prohibition may have been ill-conceived Gaming out the secession of Wisconsin The surprising historical origins of the "horse girl" A short history of British basketball Dutch horse navy >>>>> German war balloons Introducing FenderCare, the dog park for lonely cars Your calls, after the break Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fully 20 minutes of free advertising for Hard Mountain Dew. SPONSOR US WE LOVE YOU Introducing the Green Bay School of Ayurvedic Medicine! It’s February, and everyone is sad! Phil Mickelson! Wow! BEAR OF EXCEPTIONAL SIZE NEWS Until we meet again, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FOLKS, we have corralled for your personal enjoyment one recent Jeopardy(!) winner, one former classmate of Cap'n Surber, one distant cousin of Holly's, and one dapper-dressed stay-at-home uncle, all contained within the form of East Bend, North Carolina’s own "Uncle" Lawrence "Skip" Long You may actually not ever guess where Jason is this week, at least not if you’re Spencer; fortunately we tell you right up front Elements introduced into the Lore this week include the concept of "wine uncles" as well as "luxury sideburns" One host spends this entire time trying to figure out whether or not this means they can get on Jeopardy or not Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tennessee has the same problems over and over again; you can tell them apart from Auburn because Auburn has different problems every time! Introducing Spencer’s perpetual Warhammer purchasing machine Jackass and Moonfall are here to save you from caring about the Oscars Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome noted Cincinnati export and most prestigious flower of the EDSBS coaching tree, Jane Coaston! Spencer thinks rocking chairs don’t want it enough A detailed film review of the Golden Corral brawl We lost vigilance and the Applebees song snuck back into the public’s ears via the NFL The Marines are at it again NEW MERCH AVAILABLE at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our unstoppable train of Dawg-respecting is blasting through your tiny town to bring you the good news: the 2008 Florida football team was not very good! Boats These Days: Are they too big now? "Fellas, is it gay to be buried in the earth after death?" Worry no more! Midway through this episode, Spencer begins insisting that Jason Statham, the actor, has "range"; best of luck hanging on until the end. NEW NEW NEW MERCH available at sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We knew about Josh Allen this entire time, and if we have ever indicated anything to the contrary, we were clearly bluffing Dildo Jai Alai is invented We are giving Satan too much gas Introducing two new segments, “how’s the Tahoe?“ And “let’s remember some dawgs“ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

- Celebrating the great victory for our shiny cerulean antifa state! - Hear our entire production meeting as a preshow treat, not a postproduction glitch! It's mostly about the dadlife murder fantasia "Yellowstone" masquerading as prestige television and the people who have lied to us about that. - Is Mark Richt totally Mark Wrecked over Kirby winning a title with yet another no-account quarterback? - From the Great Beyond of parental leave, hear Ryan's theory about what took so long for Georgia to get this one done! - Jason returns home with a newfound appreciation for Indianapolis! - Everyone on the show adds "Get in a barfight on GMA" to their respective bucket lists. - The gang invents an entirely new kind of funeral, the “Catch-a-Carl." - Welcome to the Fullcast EU, airborne sensei Ronald O. Hamburger! - Spencer mixes up "less than zero chance" with "greater than zero chance" – will this have consequences?? - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Holly, Jason, and Spencer review the two most important things we can talk about this week. The first is a national title game between Georgia and Alabama. The second is a regional tradition of building an entire floor of a house devoted to a single unprotected toilet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In part three of this year's 40 for 40 preview spectacular, Holly, Jason, and Spencer cover Why tertiary character Pat Narduzzi can't carry a full storyline by himself for Pitt Wisconsin getting the classic "garden hose of Jack" at a Vegas buffet Utah playing every snap with eleven fullbacks on every play The exhausting personal life of Tony the Tiger at the Sun Bowl A generic preview of your bowl game if it gets canceled after we publish this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices