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- WELCOME TO THE OFFSEASON, where we discuss things like- How come Nic Cage has never played an astronaut- Activating your glutes to podcast- A basketball legend named Foots- The Tragic, Recurring Tale of Montoya- Matt Patricia, Wikipedia nightmare- A canonical announcement about the Tooth Fairy's NFL loyalty- This week's theme was arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham- Enjoy the musical stylings of Surber's band, Killer Antz https://killerantz.bandcamp.com/- Consider Ryan's narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Read Jason writing at The Athletic's CFB newsletter, Until Saturday https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/newsletters/until-saturday/- Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

The Internet's Only College Football Podcast teams up with noted NFL/media criticism podcast Split Zone Duo to review. Topics include:- Stadium Tarp or Giant Blanket?- How to Acquire Vintage Diseases and Maladies- The World's Largest Outdoor Grave Desecration- Best Birthday for a Michigan Mom- The Siren Song of Hot Chocolate - Go Birds - Go Bills - Do Not Go Jags - And then we turned off the recorder for a DARK MATCH- Theme song arranged by Trey McClure- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Check out Jason's free newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

- This show title is not about Jerry Jones but we do talk about Jerry Jones - Surprisingly normal assessment of a college football personnel move (alarming, we know) - Ryan reveals a recent moment of failure to be a true Eagles fan - Holly Anderson plays the role of Spencer Hall - The Super Bowl: Mount Healthy vs. Scorpion Bay - Important new business idea for cat owners that you can't steal from us- This week's theme song arranged and performed by Todd Kitchen- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Check out Jason's free newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

- More attempts at ASMR from Ryan - When Airplanes Get Hungry - The worst place to watch Act II of Oklahoma - The Mystery of the Abandoned Retirement Community Car - Katie vs. Biker Gang vs. Cops vs. Katie - Sewage Pump Missile Keys - May God grant you the confidence of a lady who brings her bird wherever she pleases - Forklifts: The Ultimate Revenge Tool - Bring Him Home (him is a gun)- This week's theme song arranged and performed by Michael Surber with Metallica- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com - Check out Jason's free newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/ - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/ - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

The title game is still going on when this episode begins. It is over when the episode ends. Relive the final 13 minutes and 54 seconds with us!This isn't as entertaining as the time we popped in live during that one Bama-Clemson title game. You know the one, where Bama used their kicker as a lead blocker on 4th and 6. Also, Clemson was lined up in a FG-safe alignment five yards off the line of scrimmage because it was 4th and 6. So as soon as the kicker bailed on his usual thing (immediately), Nyles Pinckney (a freshman!) put Mac Jones on the ground before he’d even fully started to run from his kneeling position. You remember. Anyway, nothing half so interesting happens here, but we do get a live doink reaction, and also capture the instant emotion of watching a team in a high-pressure situation try and single-cover Jeremiah Smith.Welp, time to go job hunting with Ryan Day!Tracking Ohio State superfans through the stadiumA detailed discussion of what happens to various bodily fluids applied to field turfChecking in with an old friend online (it's Sean Connery)A structural examination of Puddles, which is the name of Oregon's mascotThe least family-friendly Milton Berle moment ever seen on this showSteven Spielberg movies, rankedCareer advice for Jack SawyerWill Howard drop the skincare regimen pls, Gotham must knowLet's look back at our playoff picks!Setting the agenda for the next six to eight years of Florida State jokesDo you agree??Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

The college football playoff national championship game is next week. But first: The Dallas CowboysFollowed by a quick trip to either France, Spain, or ItalyWhichever country this is, they're surprisingly uptight about body mods!Practical advice for your next urologist visitHere's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atlanta: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-RO3RXmN98fYnkeNBrfI6tqXcV7MOnhXC0q7E7Lbz7k/viewformFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian AshlockListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

To ring in both the new year and the semifinal round of the college football playoff, let's examine the carceral state through the lens of McDonaldlandTechnically this episode is supposed to be previewing the Orange and Cotton Bowls. Let's see how that goesList of churches where you can probably smoke indoorsAnnouncing our next bookHere's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atlanta: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-RO3RXmN98fYnkeNBrfI6tqXcV7MOnhXC0q7E7Lbz7k/viewformFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Arizona State in the quarterfinals lmaoUnfrozen cavemen love this Rose BowlYes, we recorded this during BULLDONGSKirby Smart discovers CatholicismLane Kiffin's LumpsTaxTheme by Russell PowellListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Other committees that failed to pick BamaWorst Tampa-Australian accent everMack Brown was at the Handjob Hill gameJoin us in the Handjob Hill comments section: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdp_S_jcb3k&t=2024sTHE WOLFMAN VS THE WRANGLERTheme by Christian AshlockListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://0-pklchannel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserveSubjected to scrutiny today: the Fenway, Pinstripe, New Mexico, Pop-Tarts, Arizona, Military, Alamo, Independence, and Music City BowlsBut first: Drop bears updateTest-driving our Steve Belichick voicesThose are pretty good, but Spencer's E.T is not something we know how to prepare you forUnexpected Miami real estate interludeWho got the biggest sponsor update in bowl history?Fashion advice for HellraiserWe're aware that Rex Ryan didn't take the Wake Forest job, but had too much fun recreating the AFC East in the ACC to cut this part outReclaiming traditional football values with ColoradoThere are too many plotlines in Conference USAJason delivers a Music Ciry Bowl sermonIowa win total mentionedThanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing thisFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes HuntListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserveSubjected to scrutiny today: the Sports, rate, 68 Ventures, Armed Forces, Birmingham, Liberty, Holiday, and Las Vegas BowlsIt's been a very Pitt year, for both Pitt and ToledoRate Bowl at Chase Field! Simple sentences for everybody!What is the maximum safe number of persons to load onto a mechanical bullA football game in Birmingham we actually want to watch, imagine thatWhy the lukewarm, plastic-covered couch embrace of the Liberty Bowl is a welcome sensation at this pointThe less said about the Holiday Bowl, the betterThanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing thisFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

RIP our mentions (all of them)Holly sneaking in a dog adoption plug, coonhoundrescue.com Stop telling Jason he made an anti-Catholic wager. ThanksIndiana did fine, actuallyBlowouts are also fine, actuallyProduction meeting for our forthcoming NFL playoffs coverageWould anybody else wanting to explain FCS football to us please come over this way [dragging carpet of ACME camouflaging grass over pit of sharpened stakes]Checking in on Live Laugh LaneCalling out perennial bullies Boise and Arizona StateOregon, go ahead and hang your banners right nowTime to nickname Ashton Jeanty, for Spencer's sakeThis is about where things really fall apart. There is almost an hour left in the showWitness Ryan's becoming [CW: giraffes]So whose team/conference gets to be mad now and whyAn accord on the funniest possible outcome for the postseason is reachedThrowing up some emergency barricades against the But Their Injuries and What A Waste DiscoursesThe campaign to save home-site postseason games starts right hereWe finally got to meet preseason Ohio StateARIZONA STATE IS HERE AND THAT'S GREATThere are many changes occurring in this sport right now. ACC refs are not one of themFlorida is good again, maybeNot for the first time, we demand that the title game be parked at the Rose Bowl and left thereFixing the rest of the postseason, while we're at it. You're welcomeIntroducing our Kirby VoicesFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

"Ryan, you're a lawyer." "Oh God."It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserveSubjected to scrutiny today: the four first-round playoff games, plus the Myrtle Beach, Potato, and Hawaii BowlsFor the purposes of this weird shambling postseason, we're treating the playoffs like bowl games, which is going about as well as you'd think. Hope you're ready to talk about Indiana municipal zoning!Holly does some Christmas shoppingA Philly-themed kitchen mystery arisesWouldn't it be funny if we got a three-loss national champion? LOL not you, BamaVawls and Buckeyes prepare to point their Carhartt-clad Spider-Man fingers at each other in the darkWhy the genuinely troubling weather forecast is the one for the Myrtle Beach BowlYou're goddamn right it's the return of the Dr. Potato BlogEither San Jose State or South Florida is about to beat a bowl-eligible team for the first time this year! Don't think too hard about thatThanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing thisFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserveSubjected to scrutiny today: the Celebration, Veterans, Frisco, Boca Raton, L.A., New Orleans, Cure, and Gasparilla BowlsBut first: this Bill Belichick bullshitAnd Army/Navy!Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell PowellTickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

A very special guest is wwwwwellcomedMack Brown has a surprising new gigWon't somebody feel sorry for Georgia?Small boy land speed measurementHappy Hot Frosty Day to all who observeBoise/Jeanty appreciation circleWeapons you can buy or make at the Cracker BarrelDr Pepper challenge breakdownThe other games of conference championship weekend, recapped in as much detail as they deserveFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamTickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

An update on the CUM Bowl's Sapphic Jugs Trophy (sp?)In postseason terms, we're back where we always were (derogatory)Holly visits the AggieVerseLet's go down a Gophers holeA brief detour into another podcastPurdue gets Cignetti-CroomedThe games of conference championship weekend, previewed in loving detailFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamJump in on friend of the program Treblaw's annual One Simple Wish toy drive here: https://www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwalbertTickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Rivalry week! Fights everywhere! Let's discuss!A fond Goodnight Moon to Florida StateDid you figure out where the Sun Belt title game is yet?Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamJump in on friend of the program Treblaw's annual One Simple Wish toy drive here: https://www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwalbertTickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Emily "versus" Popeyes updateMack Brown, the unquietest quitterThe Haint is back, fyi, sorry bout thatSchedule game: Rivalry Week!It's spelled "hoarfrost"Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian AshlockTickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

A thorough accounting of Arizona State-BYUWe call Spencer “Pickles” now Ryan lies about having real life friendsWe completely forget to discuss Penn State and Texas wins Kaelen DeBoer replacement in the ACC???HUZZAH FOR BOWLING NEBRASKAThe Child Who Beat Florida International Congrats to Ole Miss Chancellor Jaxson DartAn Earnest Case for Enjoying Notre Dame, Playoff ParticipantFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

- Jerry Jones Will Never Surrender To The Sun- Chili Beans for Algernon- More moon lore, shockingly- The Martin Luther Directors’ Cut- SEX ARBY’S- Spencer Hall, Big Ten Clean Living Sponsor- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham- Tickets to the January 2025 live show in Atlanta with SZD go on sale Thursday, Nov 21, as always at https://preownedairboats.com/- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/- Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

Somebody's got a birthday!Spencer has some things to say to Clark GableRenewing our feud with Captain AmericaThe greatest LinkedIn comment in show historyGruesome LSU statistics, updated by RyanHolly catches up to StanfordCoach Jason updates us on Colorado StateAAC championship race updateMaintaining a safe emotional distance from PittBattle for the Bones update!Our faith in Nebraska goes unrewardedBYU's mascot takes a rideBody dysmorphia with Gus JohnsonAnd so much moreCome hang out with Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Tiger updateSpencer has a gameSurber uncovers a special teams hauntingThe college football games of Week 12 are previewed in loving detailSee Jason in Jacksonville in a couple weeks, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell PowellListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

The adventures of Utah BatmanAn impromptu taxonomy lessonPlanning end of life care for Spencer's skull, which is almost as hollow as Miami's pass blockingA new Georgia Tech traveling trophy is createdIs it Blood Week? Let's ask Jason!Brent Key, the coach fueled by rage known only to short-term solo parentsGovernor Huey Long returns to decry LSU's false Tiger and explain tiger measurementDo not look directly at the SEC tiebreakers right now, for health reasonsA noir-tinged #10WINDIANA celebrationOhio State, stop pretending like you have problemsLet's check in on Florida State's singular seasonThe hunt for MIMAL erotica beginsMike Gundy's into Moon Knight nowIntroducing the NFTortillaBoise has a bafflerPitt. Man.Time to rank UConnBowl-eligible South Carolina defeats bowl-eligible VanderbiltBack to you, HueyWe've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th! You know as much as we know nowSee Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

SsssshhhhhhhhhhSleepytimeHush nowSpecial appearance by creekFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Clayton MooreListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Stop making people play South Carolina! We tried to tell you!Everybody make sure to take note of what Vanderbilt just did!Somebody finally really upsets Spencer!Let's look at who's bowl eligible after Week 10!WHY STOP AT #9WINDIANA?Holly has a gift (horse) for KentuckyA historic day for ClemsonA safely contained, OSHA-compliant discussion of Florida-GeorgiaSpecial guest Venom explores the intersection of personal finance and relationshipsDruids 4 USCNow back to VenomWe've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th!See Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Gonna tell you right up top that Ryan isn't in this episode, so adjust your expectations accordinglyTennessee Williams finally gets what he deservesWhat are we wearing for Halloween?Let's remember some podcast episodesHolly is unmoored from space and time and specifically from Week 10There are a lot of weird ads out there right now that aren't even ours!It's time for one of Spencer's favorite stories, the first Spanish astronaut. No reason!We've got a live show coming up! It's definitely in Atlanta, and we're almost positive it's on January 18th!See Jason in Jacksonville, in (a) church! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventThe Ted Cruz eggvoice is back, sorryWeek 10's college football games, previewed in loving detailFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Texas A&M introduces a frosty new traditionThe cocaine jokes go on for at least thirty minutes, so get comfortableJason has a lil something for LibertyMeal planning with Hugh FreezeAlabama and Missouri experience roadside adversityA visit with Woody HayesDeep dive analytics on Florida StateSee Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Hootenanny proprietors: Call usSpencer is unwilling to be the sacrifice that brings the harvestBo Nix >>>> Aaron RodgersGlowing up PurdueChecking in on our preseason playoff picksSee Jason in Jacksonville, in church! Bring your boyfriend! Don't worry about why! https://www.sanmarcobooksandmore.com/event/jason-kirk-hab-eventSetting new spiritual goals for Indiana fansPope quiz!Party at Rudy's!Schedule game, Big East Football EditionA special anniversary is rememberedFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes HuntListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Week 8 of the 2024 college football season, recapped in loving detailFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Investigating degrees of gruntlement, up and down the college football rankingsThe games of Week 8, previewed in various degrees of loving detailFullcast theme song arranged and performed by James YerbyListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Is Dan Lanning strapped??Tennessee won (SORT OF) and Holly is here to make sure you all suffer for thatRyan has a revelationIowa scored 40 points and that gets its own lineWhen did YOU abandon your Red River viewing plan?If you're reading this, Ole Miss and LSU eventually stopped playing footballLet's relive the latest doomed South Carolina campaignPlease pause for Ashton Jeanty appreciationJames Franklin and Lincoln Riley have a Shadow Link fightWatch your ass, you gotta play PurdueMeet the Night DuzzUAB football continues to draw the eyeChecking in on God's own college football channel, The CWFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrwative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

A better way to talk trash at live sporting eventsWe have been compelled by the events of the day to talk about the New York JetsHoodie season revelationsThe events of Blood Week, placed in contextThe games of Week 7, previewed in loving detailFullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Blood everywhereSo much bloodDOWN GOES #1 AlabamaDOWN GOES #4 TennesseeDOWN GOES #9 MissouriDOWN GOES #10 MichiganDOWN GOES #11 USCDOWN GOES #22 LouisvilleDOWN GOES #25 UNLVYep, that'll do itFollow along as we rise and fall with the third quarter of Cal-Miami, an experience which is not at all heartbreaking in retrospect, no YOU are ugly cryingDonate to the East Tennessee Foundation Neighbor to Neighbor Disaster Relief Fund here: https://easttennesseefoundation.org/grants/neighbor-to-neighbor-disaster-relief-fund/Donate to the North Carolina Community Foundation Disaster Relief Fund here: https://www.nccommunityfoundation.org/nonprofits/disaster-relief-fundFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamJason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at https://assigned.substack.com/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

SHOW NOTESHey, we've got a show today, if you're reading this todayUpdate on the lost Arctic exploration of 1845Snack reviewsSheep crime newsSpencer gives a math quizGames of Week 6, previewed in loving detailShutdown Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes HuntJason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

SHOW NOTESAn ACC conspiracy, sure, that sounds plausible Ryan Williams is a creation of Wētā Workshop Edging warily into Good Rutgers WatchAn auspicious day for Wildcats of several sortsAuburn losing a conference game isn’t news, but it’s nice to think about so we put it in hereTurns out UNLV is fineManny Diaz repays a debtAshton Jeanty is about halfway to Jupiter by now, with your footballUAB’s big dumb hire continues to pan out bigly and dumbly Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamA few tickets still remaining for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham: https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Spencer and Holly bring you two things a week at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at assigned.substack.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast merchandise at sunny preownedairboats.com

This podcast does not know who is in the Pac-12 right now and won't pretend we doJason says “China is a better idea than USF”"I’m Shaquille O’Neal, here to tell you about Moon 2"Hugh Freeze either has a bad team or is a bad coach, per Hugh FreezeMiami, get openly ignorant againRemember, the Little Brown Jug exists because of poisonWashington plays at Rutgers in a classic Big Ten matchupAlabama and Georgia meet in a game both teams will probably hate!More looking at the schedule and talking about the moon than any other college football podcast aroundThis week's theme song performed and arranged by Anjuli ShahOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

SHOW NOTESTake in the end of Colorado-Baylor with us, live at the time!Is Mack Brown too old to serve??With a quarter of the regular season in the books, it's time to play the time-honored puzzle game of "who looked like what against whom"Some truly disgusting victory statsBobby Petrino is FED UPA survey of the mysterious astronomical object known as "Pitt"Crowning the ACC as objectively our funniest conferenceFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamBuy tickets for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham at https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 and send MUSIC DISASTERS to [email protected] Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioFind Ryan writing at assigned.substack.com, podcasting on We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at wkcfb.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Cold open: "wow, this AI says you should write a check to me immediately"Spencer lays out the least-probable possible playoff bracket as of mid-September Make Syracuse #1 or we'll beat your ass Ohio State tries to beat a team, any team, with a block M logo Ryan pitches the greatest CW show ever, "Batman's Dad Dies Every Week"Holly discusses the pitfalls of being a one TD favorite Hey someone's getting Floyd of Rosedale this week?This week's theme arranged and performed by Trey McClureOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

SHOW NOTES- A rules innovation only Ryan's broken brain could provide- Spencer Hall, anatomy expert and the rise of WHEELS MANNING- What South Carolina-LSU had in common with The Cheesecake Factory- WARNING Earnest discussion of Florida's hiring foibles over time WARNING - Indiana won the Rose Bowl- A funny thing happened on the way home from Arizona State-Texas State - Sovereign Quarterback John Mateer - Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham - Buy tickets for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham, and send MUSIC DISASTERS to [email protected] https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983- Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/- Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io- Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Checking in with our fellow football podcaster Tom BradyA dispatch from the Indiana car dealer warsWe are opting out of ANY NEW knowledge concerning Pitt athletic department HRMary Poppins lore, exploredJason invents the blowsawWeek 3 college football games, largely unstuck in time, previewed in loving detailFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

SHOW NOTESBerkeley leftist Hugh Freeze: too extreme for AmericaWhat's your favorite Notre Dame pants-pooping?Arkansas' thrilling comeback against ArkansasMichigan! Colorado! El Assico! Top-10 teams desperate to lose! And more!Annual refresher on Blood Week rulesSpencer's weekly disgusting 1 a.m. ET concoctionFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Jason's CFB Watch Grid and other stuff available for free at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Holly has some apologizing to doSpencer crashes the show faster than usualDJ U brings it back (to Clemson)Florida State shines in a double spotlight! Unfortunately, that shine is barfThat time God knew ball through JasonExciting developments on the Podcast Business segmentWeek 2, previewedFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

SHOW NOTESA sincere and unbridled celebration of Vanderbilt footballChecking in with the Cancun CoolerA stern talking-to for teams that are currently Acting CuteThe emerging medical field of touchdown poisoningDangerously erotic levels of IowaPickle argumentLearn why listeners and all of our therapists are already referring to the final six minutes of tonight's show as "the incident"Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Spencer isn't the first one to do a terrible British accent this weekDee-yawn?Eat shit, RonSCHEDULE PEEPIN' TIMEWho said it: "In August, every team is September Maryland"This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes HuntOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Jason's book stuff, other stuff, and college football stuff in a free newsletter: https://www.jasonkirk.fyiFind Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

JIMBO FISHER BACK?NC STATE EXPANDING MATHEMATICS?BRIAN FERENTZ VINDICATED?KIRK HERBSTREIT WEIGHING IN ON THE COMMERCE CLAUSE?CAN THE MIND CONCEIVE OF "AVERAGE COLORADO?"THE RETURN OF MICHIGAN STATE HITLER????Please let us do a live show in the Pittsburgh AirportThis week's theme song arranged and performed by Shawn PryorFollow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyiFind Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com

The Fullcast Lunch-n-Learn returns for our preseaon level-set pivoting circlebackIt's our annual playoff picks episode! If you'd like to skip to the end, you can view the context-free results on InstagramJason takes on Marvel Snap challengers live on air from the commentsA fractious edition of Podcast BusinessRyan beats everyone at his own gameOnly Holly believes in Auburn. You heard itWhat do Michigan State and Argentina have in common?Live reader questions, answered!This week's theme song arranged and performed by Matthew FlovskiA few tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialtoOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyiFind Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

Cybertrucks, again Ryan takes a large and unwarranted swing at the Taz community The prospect of a ball-knowing Vice President is considered Stay tuned for more content on the Utah Jazz Podcast Business fails to launch Ball-talking vice presidents throughout history, discussed A perilous game of baseball trivia is played Which presidential candidate would you trust to make breakfast? Please hire Holly to do the glossy profile of Kirby Smart Even the celebs are in on Good Vibes Right Now Obvious American diplomats: Snoop and Pitbull A highly stressful post-realignment round of Where Are They Now Our 2024 playoff picks format is announced Ryan hasn’t seen Paddington and we all need to join hands and harangue him about it Important merch news This week's theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ryan tries some ASMR The meanest email Holly has ever gotten A surprise guest! “Have you ever downloaded so much porn that you crippled infrastructure?” The crew writes some live women’s restroom horror fanfic Everybody wants to be a tuberculosis influencer Ask Coach: How do you motivate a two-star player harboring a deadly parasite? This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Catching up with a couple of our favorite coaches, and also Greg Schiano San Marcos legend Alex Kirshner joins the show to know some ball at us Rushing to the defense of our beloved Mountain Dew A harrowing back-to-school shopping trip Spencer pioneers fast fashion This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Spencer is back, despite his own best efforts, and he brought a number of promising Mongolian business ideas Find out which Khan was “the party Khan” Examining Ryan’s place on the Snake Kinsey Scale Two words: “Mouse arbitrage” Rest of the episode is pretty much all basking in the return of the game? At the time of taping, the game has been out for about 22 hours, and between the four of us we are averaging four hours of gameplay How the game is turning us into cro-mag ball coaches Jason leaves Texas in a pine box How the game could portend a record-low season of disciplinary issues nationwide We’ve all got one complaint about the game so far and we bet you’ve got the same one Basking in our place in the game universe An extended inadvertent Split Zone Duo ad This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto Freshly on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983 Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices