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SHOW NOTES You have our solemn vow that this is the most you’ll ever hear from us about Hitler in a single episode We also promise that this mostly has nothing to do with it also being the horny episode The CW delivers the drama we’ve come to expect, yet again, complete with the defeat of an ancient vampire This weekend in East Lansing, everything’s coming up 40s The crew sits through the end of yet another Miami football situation Penn State confounds a nation, does not confound Ohio State Jason presents an ode to Iowa Holly must crope The whole Big 12 is keyuuuuuute If you’re reading this, congratulations on your performance tonight for Kansas State “Mike Gundy was right” — Spencer Mapping Bret Bielema FCS roundup! A bowl-eligible Georgia State emerges! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES A sponsorship update Dispatch from our Rutgers correspondent, with theme music by Spencer New bowl announced, by us Dave Doeren, timelord Ryan presents the tale of the Connecticut Lasagna Bear Psyop advice for Jimbo Fisher Deion to the NFL??? Week 8 schedule preview! Who has been more obviously coddled to date, Ohio State or Penn State? Would you rather have coach buyout money or whole-team NIL money? Gauging the blood thirst of Michigan ACC title rematch time! #hellyesDukeFootball Play along at home as the crew attempts to guess the surprise snakebite capital of America Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NOTES Mack vs. Mario! Swim, Mario! Notre Dame’s potluck force punch HEADLINE: Pitt Put In Pittastrophe Oregon-Washington celebrates vibes-based analytics Nice things about Rutgers Bama and A&M both tried their darndest to lose. In this, A&M was better NBC’s juiceless, joyless Notre Dame broadcasts A seismic update from the top of FCS ball A formal transfer of stereotype from Penn State to Miami This week in CFB ads: fungal flush and free speech! Graham Mertz’s assassin turn The newfound joys of CW football Scott Satterfield cosplays The crew and comment section adopt a series of new aliases as totally plausible NFL owners We're not the Associated Press, contrary to popular perception, but we would rank the JMU Dukes, personally Announcing an exciting new top secret Mandela Effect game that YOU can play along at home The return of Midwestern Voices Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES The most we have ever talked about the moon without openly questioning the existence of the moon There's really an uncharacteristic amount of football talk in the rest of the episode, and we feel kinda weird about that, but after watching the end of Miami-GT during the Saturday live show it turns out there's still a lot to process! A quietly radical exploration into the notion that football coaches are people Vibes check with Mark Stoops Field trip to Mannequin Mountain Celebrity AND Champions Jeopardy! updates (WELCOME BACK, UNCLE SKIP) Life is too short to argue with Carolina Panthers fans on Instagram about Israel Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Wwwwwwwelcome to Butt Week! Why is it Butt Week? For one thing, Baylor played Texas Tech. For another thing, well, look at the scores. Iowa State also played a small part in the visuals of Butt Week. Thank you, shimmering gams of Iowa State. You will note the absence of much USC-Arizona content. Most of the stupid parts of that game took place after we finished the show, believe it or not. Come back Wednesday! The stupid stuff in Georgia Tech-Miami, however, all takes place live right at the top of the show! Come on in! Don't let all the late-night tomfoolery obscure the memory of a truly great Red River Shootout Y'all took Jimbo's papers. You took Jimbo's papers, and just look what happened. He’s got anxiety. Nick, on the other hand, now has many papers, and is very happy Don't worry, Notre Dame; we'll get to you Kentucky, thank you for thinking of our needs Possibly the nicest thing we've said about Nebraska in show history A brief playoff baseball interlude Welcome back to October Maryland Iowa's hot dog cannon malfunctioned, and you know what that means: We get to do voices Finishing up the night with a unique crypto opportunity Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES The show gets derailed in the usual amount of time (less than three minutes) via a totally unexpected source (Surber??!) To which former Gator do we all owe an apology? Notre Dame's statistically alarming situationship Holly makes a correction Ryan introduces the team to NHL fanfic Spencer is in charge of today's math lesson, which goes about how you think it will Audiences are thrilling to Jason's new hit teen drama, Boy Yellowjackets Surveying the wreckage of the Pitt superweapon By far the most USF talk we've ever had in one episode Reassessing West Virginia Queasily confronting the specter of a well-rounded Missouri squad The Big 12's looming bowl logjam A modest proposal regarding Presidential pets Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES While you weren’t looking, FCS went out and staged an incredible blood week Caleb Williams goes on a field trip The secret environmentalism of Ole Miss football Y’all went and did it. You made Georgia resort to Brock Bowers. Are you happy now. Are you For better or worse, it’s the one week of the year where we have to let Spencer and Ryan talk about Florida. This continues for several minutes. Do not be alarmed How the Michigan-Nebraska score is actually worse than it looks A new bit of podcast business Oklahoma: more than ok?? It’s time to talk to your family about 5-0 Louisville Other storylines far too numerous to list here! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES A great deal of NFL content, the existence of which can obviously be blamed on it being Florida-Kentucky week It's time for another incidence of Spencer Hall, Naturalist We break down some film! Jason walks us through some everyday threat assessment Ryan lays a trap We uncover the female corollary to dudes and the Roman Empire The two genders of situational awareness Holly learns Metal Gear The crew does some heavy terraforming Fondly remembering some former sponsors A little Week 4 schedule review, as a treat A scavenger hunt for our bunny-boilers out there Setting up Dan Lanning's next elderly celebrity feuds Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES A live narration of Mack Brown's latest postgame energy vampire hug Bama returns to form by making sure nobody has any fun BoNix completes a pharmacist-alarming amount of consecutive passes! Ryan Day is going to fight a senior citizen and none of us are going to lift a finger to stop him In praise of Dan Lanning's particular brand of heat Not caring what happens to Florida State frees us up to enjoy watching Florida State Who's ready for Halloweendiana?? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Ryan has found this show's equivalent to thinking about the Roman Empire. (Of course it revolves around Tampa.) Sure hope y'all weren't turning up expecting to hear us talk about anything except the terrible, hilarious continuing misadventures of the F-35! Holly mixes up Beaufort and Other Beaufort like nine times, she's very sorry, but not like "lost a fighter jet IN THE AIR" sorry Once again, that number is 843-963-3600 Important archaeological news from Buffalo! Our hosts compete to determine who has fallen from the greatest height, and discuss their thoughts on the way down Week 4's college football schedule is plumbed for entertainment Jason imports a vital lesson: College football famous isn't famous-famous! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! 🌞 YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY AND WE WILL USE IT TO BUY A BETTER FIGHTER JET 🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Ryan apologizes This is NOT the 17-3 game Alabama ordered! The rest of Week 3’s results, devoured in loving detail Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! 🌞 YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY 🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES One thing you can’t ever do is give us a football player with a toothsome name We have a question for Kirby An update from the classroom of Professor “Plum” Surber 🎶 LOOKIN’ AT THE SCHEDULE TIME 🔂 Jason previews a desolate Week 3 Watch Grid We briefly and unfortunately remember who is coaching UAB now Spencer attempts a word problem with disastrous results Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! 🌞CONSUME🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES It’s our first-ever non-emergent LOL BAMA LOST episode? Curious Clemson, that box score might be infected The gang meets a new presidential candidate Floating through the nebula of your mandatory Colorado opinion Assessing Daffy Duck as a physical threat Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES - Cap'n Surber, our intrepid producer and Actual Clemson Enthusiast, has some things on his heart! - The return of "Duke Football? HELL YES, Duke Football!" for any and all possible meanings of "Duke Football" - A genuinely educational segment on new NCAA clock rule changes that sends Jason to the precipice of an emotional abyss - A genuine appeal to let the rankings breathe a little - Michigan's main character syndrome - Which host is a font of Gilmore Girls lore? The answer may surprise you! - Let's look at Week 2, and imagine the stakes-based horrors to come! - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Week One is not even close to done, but we’ve found another platform to haunt. You will never be rid of us. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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SHOW NOTES Jason’s Epcot citizenship is revealed How to celebrate Jim Harbaugh during his forthcoming suspension News about the Fullcast After Dark! Find out where and when it will be! Eventually! Genuinely exciting breaking news out of South Carolina YOUR bold predictions take center stage as we sail into Week 0 As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Holly and Spencer fight a Greek god in real life … but which one?? Which program’s message board culture is the most preternaturally chill heading into the season? Workshopping the concept of “rollover crimes” Ryan, like the SAW puppet but handsomer, introduces a new game that ends in a thrilling cliffhanger Holly offers some exclusive housekeeping tips Jason poses one of the great philosophical questions of our time (what is the most pointless decaffeinated beverage?), which sets the team down a dark path As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES The gang assembles in front of the Shutdown Fullboard with erudite guest Charles “Ugarles” Star to do what we all do best: Thoroughly researched X&O breakdowns Breakdowns of what? Mind your own business Speaking of minding your own business: An appreciative Zaprudering of strength and conditioning levels on display during the recent bout of Montgomery Pontoon Fugue A brief and uneventful visit to Ron Desantis’s WikiFeet page Big podcast business week! Introducing Shutdown Fullbooks, Buried Treasure, and We’re Not All Like This As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Ryan puts Spencer in the cold cold ground inside the 3-minute mark Too hot in Miami for this much fleece, John Ruiz! Let’s Remember Some Schools The Pac-12 Could’ve Had How far will the Big Ten’s historical fightiness go? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Did you know there’s a theme song that upsets nearby dogs more than the Casio Dog one? Right, so it’s this one Ryan does some cross-pond anthropology and spots a legendary creature Todd plays the hero! Hello, Todd! Spencer discovers “The Most Hooters Death Possible” How basic knowledge of Gronk can help you meet new friends abroad Awww, Harburgers Jason has prepared some Sober Michigan Discipline Content The team practices Bryan VanGorder awareness The team offers up great Barbenheimer moments in history We implore you to visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES: Jimbo and Bobby Petrino are a weird pair in several ways besides the obvious ones Jason uncovers a surprising tie between Nashville and Hoover media days Let’s remember exactly what it is we’re talking about when we say “Jimbo Fisher offense” and/or “Bobby Petrino offense” Imagining Secret Santa in the A&M football offices Let’s talk about things that never happen in small towns, such as car thefts and liquor store robberies Flag burnings add up financially! Nobody thinks about this! Guest producer Jeremy is a proud Citronaut; naturally this derails us into space grants Holly uses the power of AI to generate a better country song for the dumb countryman Spencer gets to the big question: Since when are country music singers so snuggly-wuggly about courthouses? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pinkerton Pat Sent Packing SHOW NOTES “This is the tuna that has a little bit of dolphin in it, and I think it tastes better.” Get in, sailors, we’re going to the Titanic Museum Fine, Northwestern talk, go Then we play a game! The game is Let’s Remember Some Guys Who Might Want This Northwestern Job “Dave Clawson, go get the Ohio State job!” Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Like a field trip that gets cut short early, we simply had too many people making terrible choices to fit into one Do-it-yourself Disasters episode, so we constructed another. It is not up to code and it keeps popping random breakers and the wall has a bubble in it now but I’m pretty sure it’s fine. Stories include: The three words you need to make any great story Dad vs. the Winter Heating Bill (David Byrne voice) We Built A Door To Nowhere Your body is a series of buttholes Florida Dad Turns Bathroom Into “Wine Room” The sequel to the Legend of Double Broom: Double Ladder How to turn internet pornography into a gaming system Visit preownedairboats.com to buy stickers that we don’t recommend you use to tape your bathroom sink back together Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

At the intersection of “self-confidence” and “structural fire” you’ll find three of the most dangerous words in the English language: Do It Yourself. On this Fullcast, we review your tales (or, often the tales of your dads) attempting to remake the world and the catastrophes that result. Tune in next week for Part 2! The most ambitious piece of checked baggage in the history of air travel Perils of washing your bowling ball How to identify the point in a YouTube repair video when you need to call a professional DON’T MAKE YOUR OWN POOL CHEMICALS Treehouse inspections gone wrong The Legend of Double Broom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES The Meg cinematic universe is updated Florida’s got it all figured out, says Spencer Holly has a game for you, and Surber deploys some game theory Jason invents the book gun Celebrating LSU’s off-field performance in the College World Series Drafting a new college baseball power Visit sunny preownedairboats.com, won’t you please? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Spencer is pranked, with unexpected results Which hosts have been kicked out of a go-kart track? The Chris Berman/Strega Nona collab we’ve been waiting for A brief history of Ball A game! Who’s got the most corrupt mega boosters hiding in their walls? Visit preownedairboats dot com, won’t you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Ryan takes us on a mythological exploration of language Language is also what has landed our good buddy Jay Arnold in hot water (food reference) online! He expressed a good-hearted opinion, and must be punished for that. Spencer bought LIV Golf, please direct all complaints to him Jason breaks some important transfer portal news Plotting the next international college football game A brief return to the moon, for church Regional foodstuffs are debated The noble hatch chile is honored The big pants debate, again Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES But first: Free The Italian Killer Bear, he is needed at the railroad Where do this year’s NBA playoffs fit within the wider galaxy of the Hating Economy Which division almanac forecasts a bumper crop of disrespect in 2023 for league frontrunners? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES A special demographic survey of UCF Great week for scandals! Kevin Warren, you’re up first Spencer presents Big Ten Lawyer Anime Now, with some real grown person problems: the Pac-12! Which school would make the best use of an extra 7 billion dollars? Charity Bowl wrapup and negotiations for Spencer’s subsequent humiliation A surprise musical number Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Down half the host roster, Spencer and Ryan have control of this ship and take it to totally normal places like: Why West Virginia fans should contribute $19.07 to this year's Charity Bowl at www.edsbscharitybowl.com A passionate defense of Dog Law (the laws by which dogs live) Imagining what the world looks like if South Carolina wins an SEC title Issuing a challenge of historical import to NBA2K YouTubers Taking Canada down a damn peg for once Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES The gang prepares to be lovingly profiled by the New York Times Spencer makes a friend at the airport Planning our 2023 seasonal travel E-sports cheating tutorial A long-awaited bit of podcast business 🌝🌝🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sexy King Charles Coronation Special, or RAT KINGS OF LOW EARTH ORBIT SHOW NOTES Our horniest ever episode begins, as so many of our shows do, on the moon Yes, Stanford figures prominently during the show; we promise there's sexy stuff later Multi-species Taco Tuesday remains a far-off dream, but Zoom Divorce Court is already here An interview with a member of the Los Angeles Philharmonic, and if you don't understand why that's significant, just go with it Orgies, defined Pretty sure we could all take this "King's Champion" The gang becomes increasingly upset at the poorly managed inventory of Charles and Camilla Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2023 Draft Week Featuring 7 Different Drafts At Once NOTES Had enough of mock drafts? Great, this web of drafts designed by Jason is frighteningly real The best Ole Miss story in years Which host drafts a steak biscuit Pokemon? The answer may surprise you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Introducing the Mamas' Buttz family of businesses Deciphering the locations of the World's Strongest Man competition Introducing hilljack chatbot HollerGPT Surber has some things on his heart to unburden in the direction of Russell Wilson Spencer's emotional history of golf "You know what's NOT cool? Vaping." Have you ever heard about the Washington Football counterfeit ballpark peanuts scandal? You're about to! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mike Golic Jr. of GoJo joins Spencer, Jason, and Ryan to review important NFL Draft storylines, including: The simple wisdom of "JUST BALL OUT" Which players Spencer and Mike are most excited to discuss Why CFB doesn't have good heel teams these days The cocaine scene in Connecticut during the summer Exploring the universal appeal of A Big Hoss Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week’s combination mailbag episode and preseason practice will coach you up to the elite level of callers regularly featured on the show. Also, Spencer is afraid of basketball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Ryan is nude, again Which hosts gain and lose items of clothing in their sleep? The answer may surprise you! Also starring the sublime sounds of Petey Pablo PM Spencer is alarmingly easy to pickpocket "Who brought a porcupine to the petting zoo?" Introducing Predator Parent Magazine Bringing TRUE Hollywood star power to Rasslemania 2023 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Folks it’s our international episode Among the international aspects of this college football podcast: civil awards. Beachfront monkey attacks. Baseball injuries throughout history. American-Italian football celebrations. And more ??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

With Spencer (overwhelming fear of basketball) and Holly (vacation) both out, Jason and Ryan must adhere to March Internet Law and present a bracket-based episode, which leads to important discussions like: What song gets grocery store workers amped no matter the time of day? Is patience superior to peace? Can you talk yourself into a false start on your opponent's one yard line being a good thing? Is being good at soccer more important than understanding the economy? Have we depowered Phil Collins too much? How did Matt Stafford not get the beer-based nickname? Generosity vs. Faithfulness WHO YOU GOT? What if special teams units simply refused to take the field to punt from plus territory? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After a futile attempt to discuss Texas football's nonexistent QB controversy, the crew decide to figure out other historical events Mark Wahlberg could have prevented convert all Florida public schools to putt-putt courses return the PAC-12 to greatness through the power of PARTY SCHOOL place Hawaii where it belongs: At the heart of the sport with every privilege imaginable create a program where citizens pay off delinquent taxes by hosting Family Feud Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

THREE (3) new games of skill and chance await the brave listener who dares enter our dark carnival. The preceding sentence is a Juggalo-themed olive branch to make up for all the things that happen to Penn State in this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Spencer's not here, and yet less than 7 minutes and 30 seconds elapse between the cold open and the phrase “chinchilla years” Our most perilous predictions ever Why turkeys are the ideal support animal to bring to a violent protest Let's learn about some feds Jason challenges a feared class of birds Ryan has a game Holly has a different, worse game We've replaced Bedlam – but with what? Which two-team rivalry contains all three kinds of rich people? As usual, the problem with Auburn's schedule is that Auburn has to play it See the currently very adoptable Marquis Von Bay at coonhoundrescue.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES We asked for your stories of romantic triumph, and almost all of you sent something that resembles that! Good job! The first story is also the best story, so if you really want to you can bail after that Chili's has run out of history The fusion cuisine that ended a three-year relationship Why women crave zeta males Ideal public settings for testing the big spoon/little spoon dynamic John Cena first-date fashion Can't spell GREASE 2 without a bigole G What's the best place to puke on a date? Learn the romantic history behind Ryan's grandmother's wifi password A number of high-success methods for kidnapping Spencer Scenes From An Abandoned Italian Restaurant Surber is unleashed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode, the gang: reviews the greatest failsons in football coaching wonders whether 25 points is a lot of points, for an offense predicts the horrible future accurately, we're afraid (again) reveals which veteran coach hangs out shirtless for months on end Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We review your hastily requested emails ([email protected]) and your well-aged voicemails (704-SOL-CAST), including the following very important topics: Is Air Bud legally a person? How long could one live in a Waffle House without ejection? Which wild animal is Spencer confident he could bond with? Which animal is Spencer going to eat this year? Is it the same species as the previous topic? What is the half-life of Matt Rhule? Zoo heist: discuss? Which Fullcast member would be the best grandma? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Notes... Josh Heupel now makes enough money to buy as many shackets as he likes Another attempt (and failure) at finding the assistant coach who can finally ruin Alabama football A subsequent attempt to explain the insane universe of Warhammer 40K Bet you don't think we'll go through the entire universe to make comparisons to CFB team huh WE GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE BECAUSE THE STREETS NEED THIS The Emperor protects, Roll Tide Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NOTES: Spencer very accurately explains a day in the life of a farm An examination of Koala and Shark Brains, and how both are good at business Jason discusses a sleep experiment allowing him to play more video games living in holidays, not holi-months with HGH Scrooge "Warren Buffett taught me it was okay to be weird" Jim Harbaugh staying at Michigan in the most awkward manner imaginable (again) We create the ultimate streaming network: CBS Sports SD Tom Brady sit and do nothing on the NBA on TNT set challenge Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Surber has prepared something Spencer reads TexAgs aloud, as a treat Movie night with the Dawgs Jason has solved the Stetson thing Ryan has a reminder for Georgia Selecting teams to Not Believe In for the 2023 season Right, the title game There's actually a shocking amount of football talk in here, by our standards A journey through Texas Street Fight Law brings forth a number of new law enforcement theories VIBES TOUR OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL INSTITUTIONS Which school will serve as 2023’s Secular Auburn? Which type of burning car is Oklahoma and which type is Oklahoma State? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Jim Harbaugh is one thousand percent dad and needs to be maybe ten percent more uncle Meet the new dumbest set of NCAA charges you’ve ever seen (aren’t they quaint?) At what point on a diet of ground beef and milk does the human body technically become a living meatloaf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices