Shutdown Fullcast

Navigating the Big Ten by vibes alone Ryan is on his most perilous quest yet Surprise guest host from a school you’ll be surprised to hear argued is in the Big Ten! How Penn State football is the ideal hostage situation This concludes our 2022 preseason conference previews; now go out there and greet the day like Dominos in Italy Sound off in the comments at 704-SOL-CAST and visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

NOTES Kicking off (football term) our playoff discussion by asking what (OR WHERE) Cincinnati is hiding Love anything like we love off-duty US Marines challenge Good news is we're already picking playoff teams, bad news is Ryan put the Saw puppet mask on again Capped by an accidental detour into football talk, sorry! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan Carlin of Hardcore History lore joins Spencer, Jason, and Holly for a wide-ranging discussion: - Just how much history can be blamed on Texas? - Which football rivalry is King Arthur and Mordred? - Systemic failure in large organizations, no reason!! - Player buyouts and a workable trickle-down economics model! - And of course, which two historical empires would you put in a Cotton Bowl? - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES - The contents of this episode should not make you doubt for a moment that this is a Big 12 football preview podcast - Explaining Hardee’s to the Puritans - The most Sports Business talk we’ve ever done in a single episode (yep this is the Kyler Murray part) - We don’t have a strong grasp of the Babadook’s whole deal, as a group - Ryan has a healthy approach to one sport — but which??! - An 18th-century SEO lesson - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES In which the Fullcast Haint reaches heretofore untold heights of raw power What do we mean by that? We ended up having to record this episode around Holly’s kitchen table, without Ryan, who did most of the work for the episode. Also appearing on this show: Richard Johnson, of NFL podcast Split Zone Duo! No, the Song of the Season did NOT escape our collective attention! Again, we’re sorry for what we sound like! Clown car episode! Everybody in! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

EPISODE NOTES Jason would like to play a game; Spencer ruins it immediately. It's his birthday so we're more fine with that than usual Describe your ideal defensive coordinator, by shape and temperament TODAY: Your calls, in finest Pittsbrogue, about the renaming of Heinz Field! NEXT TIME: Your calls, about turn-based strategy at local orgies! HIGH levels of Haint this episode, sorry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES - It used to be a lot easier to just fight a U.S. President in the street, and we have a fair and equitable plan to correct that - Big Ten, everyone is frankly shocked that y'all aren't better at Settlers of Catan - Care and feeding of your jetski - We have fixed realignment via the NCAA's favorite chew toy: A consortium. You are welcome - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

EPISODE NOTES The new ACC schedule format is out! Dive in with our panel of experts, if you like piña coladas. Our panel of experts consists of Surber and Jason. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Notes… Yet another discussion of Noah, History's First Regretful Boat Owner The World Cup gives D.C. what it really craves: sports disappointment The petrochemical state of the SEC West, including one school we think might burn chickens for heat LeBron James, French Toast Hercules Let's assume LIV Football will be a thing and figure out who's joining up, when, and why, and what the NCAA will do in response (it's nothing, absolutely nothing) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES A tour through dads of the western canon, featuring its three most prominent pillars: Greek mythology, the Bible, and Star Wars The danger of making your own energy-efficient garage door Spencer does an accent again, sorry We were fighting the audio haint for much of this recording and as a result accidentally glossed over Jason inventing NASA Applebees but that’s our trademark Why sparkler disasters are better than other fireworks disasters Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A new era of talkin' bout the Noles dawns For new listeners: What IS a Fullcast Disaster? Introducing Dad A and Dad B, our new national champions of self-inflicted wildlife injuries Contains spoilers for Splash Mountain, the ride Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In hindsight, Finnish prohibition may have been ill-conceived Gaming out the secession of Wisconsin The surprising historical origins of the "horse girl" A short history of British basketball Dutch horse navy >>>>> German war balloons Introducing FenderCare, the dog park for lonely cars Your calls, after the break Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fully 20 minutes of free advertising for Hard Mountain Dew. SPONSOR US WE LOVE YOU Introducing the Green Bay School of Ayurvedic Medicine! It’s February, and everyone is sad! Phil Mickelson! Wow! BEAR OF EXCEPTIONAL SIZE NEWS Until we meet again, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FOLKS, we have corralled for your personal enjoyment one recent Jeopardy(!) winner, one former classmate of Cap'n Surber, one distant cousin of Holly's, and one dapper-dressed stay-at-home uncle, all contained within the form of East Bend, North Carolina’s own "Uncle" Lawrence "Skip" Long You may actually not ever guess where Jason is this week, at least not if you’re Spencer; fortunately we tell you right up front Elements introduced into the Lore this week include the concept of "wine uncles" as well as "luxury sideburns" One host spends this entire time trying to figure out whether or not this means they can get on Jeopardy or not Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tennessee has the same problems over and over again; you can tell them apart from Auburn because Auburn has different problems every time! Introducing Spencer’s perpetual Warhammer purchasing machine Jackass and Moonfall are here to save you from caring about the Oscars Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome noted Cincinnati export and most prestigious flower of the EDSBS coaching tree, Jane Coaston! Spencer thinks rocking chairs don’t want it enough A detailed film review of the Golden Corral brawl We lost vigilance and the Applebees song snuck back into the public’s ears via the NFL The Marines are at it again NEW MERCH AVAILABLE at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our unstoppable train of Dawg-respecting is blasting through your tiny town to bring you the good news: the 2008 Florida football team was not very good! Boats These Days: Are they too big now? "Fellas, is it gay to be buried in the earth after death?" Worry no more! Midway through this episode, Spencer begins insisting that Jason Statham, the actor, has "range"; best of luck hanging on until the end. NEW NEW NEW MERCH available at sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We knew about Josh Allen this entire time, and if we have ever indicated anything to the contrary, we were clearly bluffing Dildo Jai Alai is invented We are giving Satan too much gas Introducing two new segments, “how’s the Tahoe?“ And “let’s remember some dawgs“ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

- Celebrating the great victory for our shiny cerulean antifa state! - Hear our entire production meeting as a preshow treat, not a postproduction glitch! It's mostly about the dadlife murder fantasia "Yellowstone" masquerading as prestige television and the people who have lied to us about that. - Is Mark Richt totally Mark Wrecked over Kirby winning a title with yet another no-account quarterback? - From the Great Beyond of parental leave, hear Ryan's theory about what took so long for Georgia to get this one done! - Jason returns home with a newfound appreciation for Indianapolis! - Everyone on the show adds "Get in a barfight on GMA" to their respective bucket lists. - The gang invents an entirely new kind of funeral, the “Catch-a-Carl." - Welcome to the Fullcast EU, airborne sensei Ronald O. Hamburger! - Spencer mixes up "less than zero chance" with "greater than zero chance" – will this have consequences?? - Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Holly, Jason, and Spencer review the two most important things we can talk about this week. The first is a national title game between Georgia and Alabama. The second is a regional tradition of building an entire floor of a house devoted to a single unprotected toilet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In part three of this year's 40 for 40 preview spectacular, Holly, Jason, and Spencer cover Why tertiary character Pat Narduzzi can't carry a full storyline by himself for Pitt Wisconsin getting the classic "garden hose of Jack" at a Vegas buffet Utah playing every snap with eleven fullbacks on every play The exhausting personal life of Tony the Tiger at the Sun Bowl A generic preview of your bowl game if it gets canceled after we publish this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Holly, Jason, and Spencer dive into the second installment of our annual 40 for 40 bowl previews, including such important questions as: "Will anyone show up to play for Hawaii?" "Is Dave Doeren an actual person, and is he good at his job?" "Has Jason solved the human question of how to combat existential despair with the Breakfast Crunchwrap?" "Can we manifest Mack Brown covered in mayonnaise, and if so how much mayonnaise we talkin' here?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Holly, Jason, Ryan, and Spencer speedrun the early slate of bowls, including answering important questions like: 1. Which sponsors can be milled into a #nutritious #paste? 2. Why is Pac-12 champion BYU playing UAB in Shreveport? 3. What bowl game matchup sounds most like a super racist Supreme Court case? 4. Will San Diego State win despite a determination to do absolutely nothing but punt? 5. Gasparilla Bowl? (SOURCE????) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to Gooch Week, that liminal space between conference championships and bowl games, peppered here and there by Army/Navy, FCS playoffs, and other sundry entertainments. We are here to craft a sprawling and terrifying narrative around the mothballed Showbiz Pizza robot known only as Antioch, The Birthday Spider. Sleep tight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Can we roll dice in order to fill not just the Oklahoma and Notre Dame jobs, but every single open head coaching job in FBS? (The answer: Yes, but it might end up with Lane Kiffin coaching at a genuinely shocking destination.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Advice Show Trilogy comes to a thunderous end with THE RETURN OF THE ADVICE, with perfect answers including: The Sims being a deadly accurate portrayal of life and social media A game of "Actual Country Music Title versus AI-Generated Country Music Title" Waiting for enlightenment at Waffle House A review of midlife crisis vehicles A discussion of history's most infamous cesspool disaster LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE SO WE CAN FEED OUR CHILDREN BECKONY AND LEON Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The intrepid crew of the good ship Fullcast are joined by Michael Felder and Emily Kirk for a series of loud arguments concerning Thanksgiving and the celebration thereof. POINTS OF COMBAT INCLUDE: What is the correct Thanksgiving meat? Which holidays are best for greens? Is pecan pie trash? Is chess pie trash? Casseroles: why are they? Whose family makes the worst macaroni? PLUS: Ryan makes a devastating threat against Spencer's dinner table that ends in a harrowing cliffhanger Visit homefieldapparel.com/collections/shutdown-fullcast for NEW MERCH, including the blessed return of the always holiday-appropriate University of Night Ham shirt! Please visit sunny preownedairboats.com for all other related wares. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On what we like to call #GivingTuesday, the Fullcast crew opened the floor for those seeking advice. On the way to solving all of our reader's life problems we invented the Georgia Divorce Ranch, Cryptocurrency for Kids, and the world's dankest roulette wheel. Put all of your listening dollars on 69, and subscribe and thrive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

To celebrate the advent of November and crunch time in college football, we spend all but thirty seconds of this episode discussing the trials and tribulations of owning and properly caring for an emotional support monkey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The intrepid crew of the good spaceship Shutdown Fullcast takes a mid-season break from their ceaseless analysis of college football to stage a mock draft of video game franchises you'd take to a desert island. Backs are stabbed over Dr. Mario! Fronts are stabbed over Zelda! Ryan does a pretty great Wave Race voice! And stalwart Cap'n Surber reveals unexplored depths of competitive energy around a Belgian mountain range ... but which one?? As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this episode, we have guest Michael Felder from Hand in the Dirt to discuss the marvels of Arkansas QB KJ Jefferson, going to the movies around retirement home schedules, how the wedge salad is "The Bloomin' Onion of healthy foods," the terror of the fade route, and Spencer tries to convince everyone the best job in college football involves the alma mater of the most successful vampire fiction author of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We talk about the stupidest fights we've ever seen. Then, we review a simply incredible list of reader submitted fights including: --Soldiers staging a multi-room brawl over a ham sandwich --Tussling over the rules of...hacky-sack? --A man fighting for his right to eat old beef There's also a discussion of how to license mobile hot tubs, what Mike and the Mad Dog would have made of League of Their Own, and we figure out which school is Satanic Hogwarts with a skate park. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week the Fullcast discusses trading Florida for Italy, why Big Tex should be burned down every year at Texas/OU, discusses how potatoes are a more desirable commodity than time, looks at how hard Arkansas and Ole Miss will try way too hard to make something happen this weekend, and we beg everyone to please stop putting Arizona in the cart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The thrilling conclusion to our Summer Stonks Challenge We get a pretty long way into the show before we realize we’re creating a financial crime … or is it a mutual fund?? Jason and Holly go on a heist, leaving Ryan and Spencer to preview Week 5 Does anybody want to be our CFO? Jail time all but guaranteed Please visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew discusses UConn-Vanderbilt, one of the most attendable* games of this season before moving on to the important stuff: a meticulous and painstaking guide to regional fast food ordering, which winds up angering our beloved producer more than anything else we've ever said on this show. *Unless you're a 12-foot skeleton Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The gang invents an insurance company Step right up to the USC coaching search carousel! Does that horse have Pat Haden's face? Mind your own business! Jordan Battle, hail and farewell A lot of background screaming, but for a good reason this time There's also a ton of football talk in this episode, we don't feel great about that either Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We made Ryan watch the Applebee's commercial Spencer does charades, on a podcast Titanic is a movie about a thriving lady who rids herself of a worthless man We have re-declared war on England, this is largely unrelated to Titanic All of this happens before the 20-minute mark Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bret Bielema has a little Drax in him. Don’t make us like you, Bert. A sharp detour through Atlanta’s Dudes Rock! House Some grudging anticipation of Week 1! Did you know there’s football tonight?? An announcement about the future of the Fullcast! Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the back-to-school special edition of our beloved Disasters series, which runs for less than one minute before you get Spencer saying "I think they thought I was dead" A loving retelling of a piece of Jason lore known to true Fullcasteers as "The Ozymandias Incident" A haunting ghost story from Surber about a phantom dildo Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Notes: The gang picks their preseason top four college football teams. What do you mean, “This sounds like a trap”? Look, just get through Spencer’s alarming affection for Tim Tebow and we promise there’s jokes on the other side. Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Coaches Poll is out! Marshall and Florida State are made rivals by it! Is there an NFL washout hiding in the staff ranks at your school? You sure about that? The gang weathers a rare attack of NFL Dean Terror Holly invents Clemson Denial Jason plays film critic! This week: OLD BEACH, a movie Buy stuff with our faces on it at preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HOTTY PODDY, Y'ALL. We revisit a beloved classic Fullcast format, and game out what might happen if (when) the newly expanded SEC goes to war … with itself. Jason is our Dan Carlin Dungeonmaster, as always. Naturally, this all leads to a number of gumbo arguments. Featuring a surprise Split Zone Duo guest! Don't worry, it's not Godfrey. The whole gang agrees on something for the first time in show history. We have had another online commerce incident. Still not Ryan's fault!! NEW BUSINESS IDEA: Wingstop + Zales??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

- We made a bunch of new conferences, and got rid of all the other schools, you are welcome. - This is a lot of work, so we brought in two (2) NEW guest conference commissioners. - Because we had company, the episode suffers a massive audio failure halfway through. - A new musical instrument joins the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We answer YOUR questions at* SEC Media Days! *Surber’s in Hoover, it counts! Invented in this episode: ARBY’S CHURCH! Also invented in this episode: JEANS OLYMPICS! A Ginuwine-themed detour that is NOT about Pony! We celebrate the Fullcat’s birthday! A harrowing tale from our first online store that was NOT our fault! Sorry, Carol! A Sisqo story from 2017! Mark Stoops Take Us To A Steakhouse Challenge! Please rate and review our college football podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's our Fast Saga episode, and you know what that means: Ryan and Surber have finally seen all the movies. And you know what THAT means: This is war. Brother against brother. Family against family. John Cena on a ten-minute zipline is observed. Canon is established. Jason Statham is still not welcome at the cookout #Justice4Han #notmyJason Introducing Middle South Airlines! Look, just go with it. Also introducing the Fullcast store! Visit preownedairboats.com for all your worldly needs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

However too long you think the discussion of the plot of the 2012 movie “Battleship” based on the game by Hasbro might be, please know that we spared you from at least 20 additional minutes of arguing over it NEW INVENTIONS OCCURRING IN THIS EPISODE: a system of criminal justice based entirely in Costco, yet another cryptocurrency, and a Methodists-only form of martial arts This is also the SEC MEDIA DAYS PREVIEW episode; now let’s all welcome Nick Saban to the stage with an accordion flash mob Without Jeremy Pruitt there to prop up the side, which SEC head coach is likeliest to pull out a pair of nunchucks during a nationally televised game? We accept full responsibility for Eric Adams’ victory in the New York mayoral primary. Sorry?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We asked for bold predictions for the upcoming college football season, and you answered with hammers. So stunned were we by the certainty of these prophecies that we ended up doing several things we’re not used to in this episode, like “talking about college football“ and “carefully parsing Arkansas‘s schedule”. Also, Spencer has mixed up NIL and NLI so many times that we’re all starting to do it too. Sorry!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

--We discuss the NCAA getting shut out in the national title game of legal cases --No really, it's hilarious, they got destroyed --Worse, they asked to be destroyed, thinking they would win! --And it only cost them $75 million to lose every case! --THEY MADE BRETT KAVANAUGH SUGGEST A UNION --Some light discussion of whether Captain America brought oral sex to the United States --A review of the Daddingest Things --Jason begins a ten year campaign to convince his wife to live in a van --Spencer gets bigtimed by his own father on Father's Day --Holly suggests a cable channel of comfort movies only aired during sports for psychological comfort Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

- It’s a time of great upheaval and change in our fair sport, and we responded the best way we know how: By talking for half an hour about the nerve center, the beating heart of the game. That’s right: It’s the New York City mayoral race. Please rate and review our college football podcast. - who is VANILLA PRIME?? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

- It’s Ryan’s birthday and we got him a new nickname! - The rest of the episode is devoted to YOUR spiciest space takes! - Introducing the Mojo Grill Fugue, the hot new psychological state that’s sweeping the greater Tampa area! - Tell Arizona Iced Tea to sponsor our podcast! Or Tang! The drink of astronauts! We would love a Cheerwine, thanks for asking! - TELL THEM. - #KeepMarsMoist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices