Pero Let Me Tell You

Thanks for stopping by Stephanie…get out and vote gente…RIP Quibi…la pobre Tiffany Trump…maybe Pope Francis will be Moira Rose for Halloween…pick and choose what you wanna follow…seriously, que rico esta Mi Tabla…welcome to the community Carole Baskin…musicals are back, even if we had to suffer through CATS to get here…playing DJ does feel a bit weirdTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.comHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy birthday DJ…look for the joy but always keep the memories…yeah, non phone pics were always better…what would be the best sexy costume…halloween costume models must have great horrible tales…so many missed party opportunities…we don’t care for reboots but you can dislike it without being anti-POC…Super Mario Bros was all about the life lessons…bring on Princess Peach..awww, sweet last soda DJ…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.comHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hasta pa’ Halloween we’re different…is a monk a career…even with COVID, we need candy…our youthful felony is such a non-event…yeah, maybe we’ve had to change costumes due to a hurricane…believe the Zangief costume when we see it…halloween won’t be stopped…oooo a family of circus folk, from Spain no less…favorite scary movies are so dependent on the moment…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See above…..Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.comHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does el sirope prevent cooling…mmmmm nectar juice…Chris Wallace is seriously doing God’s work…he who yells more isn’t usually the one with something to hear…the drop box should be like the letter to Santa…of course Cubans are the only Hispanics to aspire to being a supremacist group…maybe there’s a difference between social drinkers and COVID drinkers…it’s true, DJ has the tolerance of a damn Irishman…there’s sharing and there’s oversharing…being an influencer doesn’t mean you can’t take time for you…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVelocia : https://www.velocia.ioHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soraya was the OG of all novela OGs…RBG thank you for being notorious…we never know the precedence until its been set…prequelitis strikes again…one more iconic movie Ish hasn’t seen…Carrie was the worst, fight us on it…Kim Catrall needs to be on our screens forever…fresh Cuban bread, nothing better…never slow your hustle…sometimes opportunity will present itself, wait for it…seriously, she’s clearly a wizard, no other explanation…ok, vela de sofrito o lechon…west or east coast, Cubans we still relate…the Marta Darby effect is REAL…we define un efficiency…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVelocia : https://www.velocia.ioAlbisa Candles: https://albisacandles.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just let Carole dance…ok, bur for real #PERODWTS…you hire Tyra, you get Tyra…Yeah, Ish is pressing charges on a minor…and DJ is totally judging Ish…nobody should be separated from their family…satire and irony are our bread and butter…you can love and hate a city equally…Miami is uniquely Miami and never anything less…said it before, say it again, el calor de Miami es unicorn…Charo, Joe Rogan and Nick Cannon, make it happen people…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVelocia : https://www.velocia.ioMiami Creation Myth: https://miamicreationmyth.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Half and half porque siempre estamos en todo…no, Ish hasn’t see Scarface…Mariel was the start of the modern day Cuban exodus…40 years later it’s impact is still being felt...yeah, we find other Westchester people all over the US…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, Jenny Lorenzo se la comio…bye bye Kardashians…just don’t lie about your ethnicity, it’s that easy…Manhattan or Los Angeles…impossibly beauty standards…ugh, gender reveals will be the destruction of us all…there is an art to the efficiency…once a Miami boy, always a Miami boy…music is so shareable and yet intimate…live music will never be the same…always be part of a community and be sure to give back…hmmm maybe Carole Baskins will be a great dancer…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back to school con dolor de cabeza…seriously, felon today but computer tech tomorrow…pssst, the VMAs weren’t the first virtual awards show…maybe the Oscars should be a drive-in…when is cultural appropriation actually cultural appreciation…sometimes a kimono is just a kimono…finally the British take a stand against los americanos…aint no shame in the age game…just start, don’t overthink…Latinas need to own what make them special and see it as an asset…aja, Darien and Seth Rogen, long lost voice twins…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

STP, great band but Ish’s blind spot…Dave Matthews is way too Americano for us y ni hablar de Phish…when DJ is too liberal for MSNBC, says ALOT…45 minutes for 3 minutes…Oye Bette, bigotry is NOT cool…and you too far right…let’s create a horror movie called the victimization of Sonny…the rotating Sabado Gigante co-hosts…if only it would snow chocolate everywhere…they’re so brusk but that’s how we like our Cubanas at bakeries…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who says we’re not in the Matrix…all of 2020 is a glitch…Mulan is only the beginning, welcome to the pandemic New Mutants…blech, prequels are so unnecessary…too much IMAX…nope, not gonna argue with someone who could ‘accidentally’ knick my throat...maybe we should go to a quinces with Marco Rubio…sabes que? Everybody comunista, y ya!…foam party…Be Best is well known by who exactly…ugh, all politicians are the worst…now we gotta deal with islamaphobes tambien, no jodas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVisit Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com and use promo code PERO20 for 20% off and free shipping! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

La Gloria de Estefan…bring on la mesa roja…it’s a post WAP world, deal with it…if we all learned to laugh at ourselves like Cardi B, estariamos mejor…those damn mujeres con ambicion…who knew where you vacation would be a campaign sticking point…maybe all Law & Order characters, big or small, have an entire back story…just cuz we’re latino, it’s not ALL we are…just opening your mind can let you be educated…Guillermo Diaz was totally freeing Britney way back when…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVisit Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com and use promo code PERO20 for 20% off and free shipping! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yay CBS Sunday Morning is back…there’s aging gracefully and then there’s trying to fool yourself to reality…just cuz she’s no saint, doesn’t mean Ellen is the devil…never tell anyone how to be more of what they are…know your rights, renters…ya tu sabes, Abuelas with smartphones…Who’s the Boss 2.0, finally some good news in 2020…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBig thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring our ep! Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up at: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/Visit Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com and use promo code PERO20 for 20% off and free shipping! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, no that’s not what causes those things…true guaperia knows no age limits…so decide, is it real or not cuz ya can’t have it both ways…not all Drs are created equal…the one time vegetarians have saved people…justice for Glitter indeed..sexual Stockholm syndrome is just kidnapping guys…RIP Regis…should we start a hashtag to get us on Dancing with the Stars…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com, promo code PERO20 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donuts, yummmm….ay como joden los vegans…almost as much as Karens…Impossible doesn’t equal vegan, bueno usually…oh entitlement, mira que you love the US…O Canada…representation will always be important…the best way to represent is with a laugh…follow your dreams, it’s always the best way to go…we’re all about name props…sorry for the marketing corner…seriously, maybe we can be on Exalton…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please bring back theme songs, even if just for 2020…sitcom hostage episodes were an odd staple…just when we thought food was off limits…just think before you act, is all…is an apology after punishment contrite…apparently WayFair has just what everyone needs…is COVID over yet?…wow, the Heifer Corporation KEEPS coming up…dejen de comer mierda con el telefono while driving people…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

COVID, COVID everywhere…jamming a swab up your own nose gives ya perspective…we’ll always need a Little Havana…immigrants, we get the job done…seriously how did we not ALREADY have a Walter Mercado documentary…let’s face it, we should all just wear capes nowadays…gender fluid before it was even a term…sometimes you need to take a chance on yourself…no lie, watch Dolphin Lover…man, we do love It’s A Living…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe just don’t go around suing 17 year olds without basis…ok, maybe Sophia was a bit racist but not Rose…at the end of the day, we still believe in this country…anchoring a major network newscast, dale que tu puedes…look at us cross connecting our guests…maybe one day we’ll interview a First Lady…never take the press for granted…is there even a pop diva whose songs we can’t make into sentences…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vitamin D deficiency and surplus…es verdad, just be shirtless…whatever, bring on the aliens already…is there an expectation of privacy in public…carajo, ponte la mascara…these times call for more Mae West…it’s all about taking control of your story…bring yourself to every role and it becomes so much more…Dania was seriously the sweetest…ooooo Mae West AND Eartha Kitt, it IS Pride…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to learn about Juneteenth…slowly but surely we’re getting to democracy for everyone…yeah, we absolutely know which Britney statues should go where…oh, but we love and hate our Cuban people…the time is definitely now for these discussions…the media should be held accountable for representation…dear executives, trying something once for a week does not a case study make…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBrown & Black Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/brown-black/id1499382805Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nelly Furtado and a delicious caldero of frijoles negro…since when has this country ever celebrated losing…seriously, let’s get a Dolly flag going…sometimes you just gotta break it down to basics…mira que los racistas son metidos…taking tragedy and adding comedy is never easy…seriously, Chris’ mom is beyond adorable…specific = relatable…never stop telling our stories…performing for a silent audience is just bizarre…Ish & Chris watching Lifetime movies together would cause a flood of tears…gasless and fizzy sodas coming up…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comScattered Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/scattered/id1483117984Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s just Ish for this mini-sode…dang technology making us lose our IG Live episode…we have to continue having conversations about social injustice and racism…special thanks to our guests Danell Leyva and Louis Aguirre…if you’ve been wanting to get one of our shirts, now your purchase will help donate to the NAACP…always be anti-racism…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Together after Corona…let’s face it, Willy Wonka was all about setting examples…finally, Kmart has people…heart attack vs indigestion…don’t be a Central Park Karen…acknowledge other people’s experiences…#georgefloyd…quien llama la policia on a party…maybe if Quibi aired It’s a Living…the perfect buttercreamTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cuban Guys is the bomb…pick anything on the menu, it’s all delicious…love that we can finally hear what you guys think about us…interviews are kinda like our children, they’re all our favorites for different reasons…Becky with the good hair, in jail…he should be Hitachi 96….90s/00s pop has always been the best…Darien’s mom on Rupaul Drag Race, make it so…ugh, Kardashians again…maybe we should interview each other…gypsies, tramps & ho’s should be a songTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mango surplus is a real thing…mmm guayana frita…caballero, where does 13k lbs of trash even come from…yep, 11 lbs of Greek yogurt and 7 dozen eggs…wow, the anti-vaxxers aren’t just hippies anymore…sometimes a protest doesn’t end as intended…gym time has to change…yeah, we love Fuller House and what…hey Tristan…jogging while black shouldn’t be an executable offense…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s so much better when we see each other…don’t come for my bees dammit…preying mantises are our only hope…no y ahora frio tambien...doing the right thing shouldn’t come with jail time…why so much protesting…let’s bake MORE bread...snakes like traveling, too…bueno, when you’ve always been old…from police officer to DJ, of course…wow, pranking two horrible dictators = GOALS…always strive to be the best representation possible…RIP Don Shula and thank you…happy Mother’s Day!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seguimos con la quarentena…ugh, participation ribbon BS…by its nature positivity can’t be negative…high-rise building communism…literature is so important…Easy V doesn’t come for free…when you dream something, make it happen…seriously, you NEED to watch What We Do In The Shadows…stealing a scene from a vampire ain’t easy...success is about knowing when to take your shot…way to go Mattel…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comWhat We Do In The Shadows: https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/what-we-do-in-the-shadows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, tapate la boca…como se quejan la gente caballero…protest all you want, but despues no te pongas a joder…c’mon, it’s the perfect time to remodel…it only took a pandemic for her schedule to free up…4 cousins is practically a nuclear family for Cubans… los sacrificios is what motivates the children of immigrants most…she really is like una Caro Burnett…she’s all our abuelas because it’s her Abuelo…guys, you need to see Misu Queen…we ALL love Marta Darby…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.comJenny Lorenzo: http://www.jennylorenzo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A cocinar se ha dicho…Mac and cheese gastronomy…seriously The Baker and the Beauty is bien cute…as we say, it’s about the nuances, especially when it comes to pastelitos…look, just give a little cariño to geography is all we’re saying…we love our girl Lucy so hard…everybody’s Zoomin’…don’t forget who is really the community…sip vs gulp, it’s very telling…es verdad, Miami really does come together…never forget to ground yourself…seriously, how are we just now giving the Estefan’s a last soda…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some things you CAN’T blame on La Corona…seriously, how is it days go so quick but we don’t know which is which…they truly were a Modern Family…we should all be as sexy and funny as Sofia Vergara…piensen antes de hablar, people…fill out the Census caballero…pero pesto viene deeds la Constitution??…we all need resources…seriously, ya estan en la casa…give in any way you can, trust us it matters…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com305 Masks: https://www.305masks.comUS Census: https://www.census.gov Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you all first responders…happy easter, definitely gonna have hidden eggs…well, at least we can be stuck at home in PJs…that ain’t right, nobody should have their job at stage right now…Tiger King is the doc we need right now…we ALL know una Carole Baskin…self righteous people always have stuff to hide…yeah, Kylie Minogue is still the epitome of fun pop…maybe some day we’ll be able to record together…stay safe caballeroTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More from Carnaval on the Mile…seriously, we’re like ethnic Hannah Montana with our best of both worlds…celebrate your history always…if you have a choice to be vibrant and colorful, why not…awww Burdines & Zayre, gone but definitely never forgotten…well of course arroz con mango is one of his pieces…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comTony Mendoza art: https://tonymendozaart.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aqui con la cuarentena…keep the positive vibes going…we LOVE our special guests…fine, no turkey burgers…huzzah for Broadway HD…caballero, get thee to Tiger King pero ya…We should all travel with our own theme music…seriously, we need to stop having people on with better voices than us…once a hometown boy, always a hometown boy…care for the environment people or Louis will hunt you down…like Ish wasn’t going to bring up Sex & the City…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBurger Beast: https://burgerbeast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from Carnaval on the Mile…it’s a friendly rivalry between Miami-Dade and Broward, promise…sounds great for laryngitis…nah, Dolly would never make anyone feel bad…from country to pop…check his new single “Youth” on March 27…you know we love a singer-songwriter…Alex di Leo: https://www.alexdileo.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s important to always remember the past…self-identity, easier on Tik Tok?…let’s face it, by now DJ & Ish have probably infected each other with COVID19…NY or Miami, germs are everywhere…THANK YOUR TEACHERS!…don’t forget the most susceptible population caballero…support local, it’s gonna be a rough couple weeks…stay safe mi gente!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for coming out to Carnaval on the Mile everyone…we are decidedly NOT the US Census…como jade la Corona…why do we insist on panicking…where is all the toilet paper going…seriously, we should all know how to wash our hands already…I’ll show you clicks above trailer trash…she was 13?!?!…Lisa Lisa and Expose is pretty much freestyle Woodstock…we could never be the guy to question a Puerto Rican mother…said it before, say it again, freestyle music is iconic, period…The Fair: https://www.thefair.meTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you ALL for listening to us for 3 years and counting…of course we start with Britney…come see us at Miracle on the Mile AND The Fair…nothing compares to traditions…and fair food…we love seeing engagement, especially when it’s civilized…woke culture is the ultimate double edged sword…just don’t be a jerk…watch Gentefied caballero…are you a DJ or Ish when it comes to silence…Mickey finally gets his due…again, thank you ALL for your love, here’s to another 100!!!The Fair: https://www.thefair.meCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Absolutely honored to be part of this iconic Miami event…seriously, Thalia looked like she’d been crowned regent…no joke, who knew the 2020 version of The Factory was in South Miami…the more we talked about these characters the more real they got…do yourself a favor and check out this year’s Carnaval Miami poster…we really do love all music genres…some people who SPEAK Spanish, can’t write in Spanish…no big, just Like Santander…definitely got that twist of lime…inspiration can come from the most unexpected places…Carnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comVictor Garcia: https://vgastudios.comTim Charron: https://timcharron.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us at Carnaval on the Mile…siempre con el comunismo…being proud of your body isn’t pornographic…hell, name MORE things after Harriet Tubman…it’s just la US1…ugh, enough with labels already, can’t we just be people…Latinos represent….we totally heart out Spanish Aqui Presents peeps…sometimes you have to give it all up to really grow…TRL will never be forgotten…it’s important that WE tell OUR stories…The Fair: https://www.thefair.meCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The history of the croquette of course takes it to Cuba…the long lasting legacy of Selena…Ish still wouldn’t save her, come too far with JLo…maybe we established downtown Westchester…ear worm be damned, Santa’s is an institution…chicharron ASMR…sometimes working with family works out…quality doesn’t always have to mean expensive…SW Eagles baby…you can be successful AND a genuine human being…maybe one day we’ll get invited to the SoBe WFF…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comThe Fair: https://www.thefair.meCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comDos Croquetas: https://www.doscroquetas.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Estamos busy caballero…Andy Garcia, class act…come see us at Carnaval on the Mile…cancer couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy than Rush…maybe all recipients of the Freedom award are horrible people…can’t escape the Bloomberg commercial…hmm, Miami is home to the cosmo…so many things in Latino home are just de adorno…local media needs to stay around…even this many years later, Ish is still finding new things out about DJ…the Corona virus is clearly the result of communism…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring back Pimpinela as hardcore rappers…we could totally revive La Oti..latinos in da house…never shy away from speaking your language…we should all be praising the power of the Latina woman…in the Caribbean we’re just warmer…mira que modem con el caucus…yeah, Pimpinela minus the incest…culture knows no bounds…there should be a purity to art, as well as genuine appreciation…caballero, seriously go check out Domino Saints pero ya…cheesy as it sounds, music really is universal…seriously though, we’ve never felt less cool…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comMiss Carnaval 2020: misscarnavalmiami2020.eventbrite.comDomino Saints: dominosaints.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comwww.SpanishAquiPresents.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tremendo tembleque in Miami…shout when the excitement moves you…we need to head back to LA sooner than later…designating SAP NSYNC parallels is thought out…Pedro Zamora, gone but definitely never forgotten…que pasa pena, we still owe Jupina…next episode, us and baby Yoda…let’s totally get a mega mix by Gloria going…Tony has blindspots PAST the 90s…we’ve mentioned Acapulco H.E.A.T. now more than it was on the air…big boobs + viejo verde = pretty much every Spanish language sketch show…#YoTambien…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comMiss Carnaval 2020: misscarnavalmiami2020.eventbrite.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comwww.SpanishAquiPresents.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

welcome to season 3…after that documentary we definitely won’t F with cats…look Equinox, we’ve had enough of your comemierderia…nobody should aspire to narcissism…even cheaper gyms have good lighting…caballero, que trio en Miami…shameless plug alert, we got merchandise…is new wave white the new white nonsense…turns out Bernie Sanders is tremendo comunista…you’re a grownup, act like it…both sides of the aisle are acting like it’s their time…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week is all about the holidays and end of year before we take our little break to recargar las baterias. More than anything, we want to thank YOU all for your support and love…SEE YOU IN 2020!!Intro Song: “All I Want for Christmas” by Mariah CareyEnd Song: “Merry Christmas Happy Holidays” by NSYNC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Always count on Hispanic parents to keep it real…lawyers before they have a degree aren’t lawyers…challenges are meant to be overcome …Croquetapalooza is life changing…everybody loves a bargain…legitimately for the last 2 weeks, caballero…this time, DJ put his own quarter in…let’s uplift each other…just go with the Hallmark movie experience…Alanis did angry so well it’s still iconic…get ready for Podcast Pachanga next week…End Song: “You Learn” by Alanis MorisetteShriners Hospital: https://lovetotherescue.org/PhenomX: https://www.seedandspark.com/fund/phenomx#story Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Black Friday ain’t that bad…all kids should believe in Santa…we don’t think we’re hard to shop for…DJ should totally post about The Gobbler…is Keropi still even around…can’t wait for Peppa Pig’s gangsta rap debut…don’t ask how we know Puerto Ricans taste different than Cubans…like that, we’re starting Clap Back Tuesday…for the record we both love surprises, ok maybe Ish a little more…bye bye Victoria’s Secret fashion show…no way to get a good fit via mail…Croquetapalooza: www.croquetapalooza.comEnd Song: “Paralyzer vs Touch Me” by Finger Eleven vs Cass Fox Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yet another content subscription platform…pilot wig is never good…DCom originals are the best…where are ya Alvin & the Chipmunks…Daisy Fuentes, pioneer woman…still need answers to Hazard…find me a vegan that’s NOT outraged and I’ll show you someone who’s NOT a vegan…show us your flan face…bicultural Thanksgiving…The Grapes of Flan…Imagine is just a horrible song, period…maybe we wouldn’t have noticed Julia as Harriet…London Tipton, OG Crazy Rich Asian…End Song: “Play With Fire” by Hilary Duff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

But does IG like me, like me…sigh, one more senseless shooting…peaches ARE grainy…so it’s time to explain impeachment…we need to chat with more chicken-owning Grammy nominees…VHS education…shout out to all parents of atypical children…burying your head doesn’t make the problem go away…when our guests collide…two weeks in a row with Don Francisco…learn a language anywhere…they ARE the cutest freckles…maybe someday we’ll be a cult classic too…two icons, only one gets a soda with fizz…End Song: “Llegar a Ti” by Jaci VelasquezJaci Velasquez: https://www.jacivelasquez.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.