Pero Let Me Tell You

Nobody we’d rather celebrate with than Sef…hmmm, maybe we are a lil’ psychic…of course we’re gonna talk about food…you never forget your first 5 inches…DJ’s memory of the shopping centers on Bird Rd is either impressive or scary…always help the local guy when you can…don’t be coming to our city and hustling us out…we should all have a nice asshole in our lives…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBurger Beast: https://burgerbeast.comPinecrest Bakery: https://pinecrestbakery.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously WTF is FTX arena, no jodas…it’ll always be Joe Robbie…the grass roots campaign to name Marlins stadium starts here…our beach is NOT your trash can…Spring Break has always been rowdy, just now we have more footage…again, we get the meme but SoBe and Times Square aren’t exactly the same…necessity is the madre of all invention…if it doesn’t exist create it…every little bit helps…a passion project doesn’t have to be expensive…Iris Chacon is taking it back and then some…we ALL love Celia Cruz…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comLatina Made not Maid: www.latinamadenotmaid.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Covid-versary…goals are goals…como cuesta el Peloton…spend that stimulus money kids…Sharon, Sheryl, yeah it can get confusing…never trivialize others experiences…you know we love hometown kids done good…that many latinos in one place is huge in front and behind the scenes…complicated characters are always more fun…seriously, Cubans aren’t fans of la ’s’…getting some behind the scenes scoop on Ish’s fave SVU scene pretty much just made his 2021…keep the journalism coming...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

90s slow jams are the best…are you early, mid or late 90s…seriously, get thee to Beat Culture Brewery…man, stainless steel is shiny…still not over the Real World of it all…Ish would’ve totally rocked the volcano pool…Meghan, we believe you pero tampoco no vengas con cents…ultimately it’s about being true to you in spite of outside forces…ahhh the Miami show of it…what IS the Miami sound…groovy music is the best music…come see JaiAlai (the band) with us on March 26…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBeat Culture Brewery: https://beatculture.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do we no longer have precious moments for our Precious Moments…Nothing more Miami than Marilyn’s 15s…yep, making Darien’s dreams come true…Dr Seuss is NOT cancelled…there was a bit of business in that decision…side part vs middle part…Eminem isn’t perfect, but art can’t always be safe…the queen of 305 Day…it’s all about having pride in where you’re from…give back to your community…latinos come in many varieties…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can’t wait for the Fair to come back this winter…los pobre perros de La Gaga…dog walking should NOT be dangerous…gender fluid potatoes are now a thing…even spuds should be inclusive…sure it’s appropriation but at least its a positive one…ah yes, the rich have all the perks, even if they’re not “The Boss”…all interviews should be outside at Union Beer…brother/sister dynamics are the best…fine, we’ll tell Karen…if you don’t know La Covacha, you’re NOT from Miami…stand up for what’s right people, even if in small doses…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, the Borges’ need a show…hope everyone in TX is staying safe…Fake Famous it the most appropriately named doc…yeah, how DO we make that teal wall happen…Qtip, QAnon, only one is actually useful…take the girl outta Miami, but…Broward, Broadway, casi lo miso…oh yeah, she IS a Kendall girl…she originated two fantastic Latina roles…she worked with Lin-Manuel Miranda AND Gloria Estefan, no big…theatre needs to survive COVID…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comGeorge Street Playhouse: https://georgestreetplayhouse.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No cat filters here…seriously, how can you get a filter stuck…Gorilla Glue really DOES work…hair should NOT require surgery…#FreeBritney…you know we’re fans of Ms Spears…#JusticeForJanet…Justin and sexism go hand in hand…oh the impeachment…Mirtha is all about following your dreams…who doesn’t like a nice artisanal candle…Canadian last sodas for all…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Super Bowl Sunday or Janet Jackson appreciation day…we prefer our commercials on game day…mmm comelata is always a reason for a party…legit, the Garage Sale episode of Que Pasa USA is a masterpiece all around…RIP Dustin Diamond…croqueta specificity…Sheryl Crow hums the hits…ok seriously, Ish nearly peed during DJ’s Jojo Siwa impression…the legend of Selena will only rightfully growTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBig thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring our ep! Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up at: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finally back mi gente…we’ve miiiiiised you…despite DJ’s abuela, we love our air fryers…seriously, we’re not trying to be political…with that said, here’s hoping for a calm 4 years…new goal for 2021, getting banned from social media…we’d rather storm a croquetapalooza…Hilaria Baldwin is closer to Hillary Duff…why fake being something you’re not…Carrie in menopause, ugh…hmmm, a Zoom party perhaps for ep 150…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Caballero, pero que año…love us some listener ‘mail’…at least we got Joe Exotic...did we miss anything this year…the mystery of the Caja China that isn’t THE Caja China…legit DJ LOVES 12 days of Christmas…at some point Ish WILL teach DJ how to make a lechon old school style…seriously, who stops at two croquetas…don’t forget out 6 days of Christmas giveaways…happy holidays vs seasons greetings…see y’all in 2021!!!!!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nycManscaped : www.manscaped.comLoisa Seasonings: www.loisa.comMSkinCare: www.mskincare.com/PERO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mariah is more than the queen of Christmas…a holiday legacy is not the worst…ugh, Imagine, que cancion pa’ caer mal…New Year’s Eve is just way too much thinking and pressure to be a happy night…congrats to our girl Lucy Lopez…is posting news the same as being a news organization…again, check your sources…RIP One Day at a Time, gone but never forgotten…never stop fighting for our representation in the artsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nycManscaped : www.manscaped.comLoisa Seasonings: www.loisa.comMSkinCare: www.mskincare.com/PERO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No, we must protect our Queen…Billy Corben, keeping even politicians he supports honest…so long as the vaccine doesn’t grew an extra limb, bring it…please don't go away movie theaters...Miamians are everywhere, even the mountains of GA…oooo palace intrigue…don’t be one of the cool kids on Spotify…seriously, though get our march for the holidays!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nycManscaped : www.manscaped.comLoisa Seasonings: www.loisa.comMSkinCare: www.mskincare.com/PERO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Down supermarket memory lane…llegaron los holidays…those OJ machines aren’t practical but they’re fun…we miss going to get videos on a Friday night…bring on the shopping & deals…be thoughtful with gifts depending on the person…DJ’s upside down turkey recipe…cheesecloth is so whatever…there are still ways to give back, even virtually…non-profits need help year round, not just the holidays…creativity usually leads to human connection…again, not USED socks people…ultimately do what you can…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nycManscaped : www.manscaped.comStoryWorth: www.storyworth.com/PEROLoisa Seasonings: www.loisa.comMSkinCare: www.mskincare.com/PERO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cravings are cravings…hello nice weather...oh, Miami experiences…yep, Ish is responsible for CAO’s chicken salad sandwich…tremendo cherry cheesecake…competition is one thing, cannibalization is another…flip phone, pues a pasar hombre…he knocked the guy out in under 3 seconds…give to your community…THREE SECONDS…seriously, enough with cars on fire…we’re a vibe that can’t be defined…gotta be slick about marketing…purse on the floor, money lost…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comStoryWorth: www.storyworth.com/PEROManscaped : www.manscaped.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get it Annie Lennox, enough rain…but what would happen if we do free Britney…RIP Alex Trebek…being a gameshow host truly is a lost art of sorts…bring on the lawsuits…ya just sue all 50 states, get it over with…you can’t have it both ways…shadowing DJ sounds exhausting…can’t argue if the ground rules aren’t agreed on…hmm, is it about just aligning with whoever is in power…we’re similar, not identical…ultimately we can never forget the human spirit…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ totally missed out on so many important things…ay las elecciones…never give up a chance to do something you believe in…disheartened but not defeated…groupthink is never a good thing…no matter what happens, at the end of the day it’s about coming together…and always offer your friend your last soda..Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One of our fave Miami girls, Lucy Lopez guest hosts this week…oh Billy Corben, we know exactly how you feel about loving AND hating Miami…maybe that meme site DOES exist…yeah, maybe don’t pick on a 17 year old for something she’s not talking about…unity but only on your terms demonstrates you just want to be right…say it again, mess with DJ & you’ll have Ish to deal with…if you’re just out to destroy, ask yourself why…VOTE VOTE VOTE…again, Desi Arnaz got it right, we LOVE Lucy…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for stopping by Stephanie…get out and vote gente…RIP Quibi…la pobre Tiffany Trump…maybe Pope Francis will be Moira Rose for Halloween…pick and choose what you wanna follow…seriously, que rico esta Mi Tabla…welcome to the community Carole Baskin…musicals are back, even if we had to suffer through CATS to get here…playing DJ does feel a bit weirdTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.comHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy birthday DJ…look for the joy but always keep the memories…yeah, non phone pics were always better…what would be the best sexy costume…halloween costume models must have great horrible tales…so many missed party opportunities…we don’t care for reboots but you can dislike it without being anti-POC…Super Mario Bros was all about the life lessons…bring on Princess Peach..awww, sweet last soda DJ…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.comHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hasta pa’ Halloween we’re different…is a monk a career…even with COVID, we need candy…our youthful felony is such a non-event…yeah, maybe we’ve had to change costumes due to a hurricane…believe the Zangief costume when we see it…halloween won’t be stopped…oooo a family of circus folk, from Spain no less…favorite scary movies are so dependent on the moment…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

See above…..Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.comHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does el sirope prevent cooling…mmmmm nectar juice…Chris Wallace is seriously doing God’s work…he who yells more isn’t usually the one with something to hear…the drop box should be like the letter to Santa…of course Cubans are the only Hispanics to aspire to being a supremacist group…maybe there’s a difference between social drinkers and COVID drinkers…it’s true, DJ has the tolerance of a damn Irishman…there’s sharing and there’s oversharing…being an influencer doesn’t mean you can’t take time for you…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVelocia : https://www.velocia.ioHorror Land Drive-Thru Haunted House: https://www.thehorrorland.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soraya was the OG of all novela OGs…RBG thank you for being notorious…we never know the precedence until its been set…prequelitis strikes again…one more iconic movie Ish hasn’t seen…Carrie was the worst, fight us on it…Kim Catrall needs to be on our screens forever…fresh Cuban bread, nothing better…never slow your hustle…sometimes opportunity will present itself, wait for it…seriously, she’s clearly a wizard, no other explanation…ok, vela de sofrito o lechon…west or east coast, Cubans we still relate…the Marta Darby effect is REAL…we define un efficiency…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVelocia : https://www.velocia.ioAlbisa Candles: https://albisacandles.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just let Carole dance…ok, bur for real #PERODWTS…you hire Tyra, you get Tyra…Yeah, Ish is pressing charges on a minor…and DJ is totally judging Ish…nobody should be separated from their family…satire and irony are our bread and butter…you can love and hate a city equally…Miami is uniquely Miami and never anything less…said it before, say it again, el calor de Miami es unicorn…Charo, Joe Rogan and Nick Cannon, make it happen people…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVelocia : https://www.velocia.ioMiami Creation Myth: https://miamicreationmyth.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Half and half porque siempre estamos en todo…no, Ish hasn’t see Scarface…Mariel was the start of the modern day Cuban exodus…40 years later it’s impact is still being felt...yeah, we find other Westchester people all over the US…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, Jenny Lorenzo se la comio…bye bye Kardashians…just don’t lie about your ethnicity, it’s that easy…Manhattan or Los Angeles…impossibly beauty standards…ugh, gender reveals will be the destruction of us all…there is an art to the efficiency…once a Miami boy, always a Miami boy…music is so shareable and yet intimate…live music will never be the same…always be part of a community and be sure to give back…hmmm maybe Carole Baskins will be a great dancer…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back to school con dolor de cabeza…seriously, felon today but computer tech tomorrow…pssst, the VMAs weren’t the first virtual awards show…maybe the Oscars should be a drive-in…when is cultural appropriation actually cultural appreciation…sometimes a kimono is just a kimono…finally the British take a stand against los americanos…aint no shame in the age game…just start, don’t overthink…Latinas need to own what make them special and see it as an asset…aja, Darien and Seth Rogen, long lost voice twins…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

STP, great band but Ish’s blind spot…Dave Matthews is way too Americano for us y ni hablar de Phish…when DJ is too liberal for MSNBC, says ALOT…45 minutes for 3 minutes…Oye Bette, bigotry is NOT cool…and you too far right…let’s create a horror movie called the victimization of Sonny…the rotating Sabado Gigante co-hosts…if only it would snow chocolate everywhere…they’re so brusk but that’s how we like our Cubanas at bakeries…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who says we’re not in the Matrix…all of 2020 is a glitch…Mulan is only the beginning, welcome to the pandemic New Mutants…blech, prequels are so unnecessary…too much IMAX…nope, not gonna argue with someone who could ‘accidentally’ knick my throat...maybe we should go to a quinces with Marco Rubio…sabes que? Everybody comunista, y ya!…foam party…Be Best is well known by who exactly…ugh, all politicians are the worst…now we gotta deal with islamaphobes tambien, no jodas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVisit Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com and use promo code PERO20 for 20% off and free shipping! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

La Gloria de Estefan…bring on la mesa roja…it’s a post WAP world, deal with it…if we all learned to laugh at ourselves like Cardi B, estariamos mejor…those damn mujeres con ambicion…who knew where you vacation would be a campaign sticking point…maybe all Law & Order characters, big or small, have an entire back story…just cuz we’re latino, it’s not ALL we are…just opening your mind can let you be educated…Guillermo Diaz was totally freeing Britney way back when…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comVisit Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com and use promo code PERO20 for 20% off and free shipping! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yay CBS Sunday Morning is back…there’s aging gracefully and then there’s trying to fool yourself to reality…just cuz she’s no saint, doesn’t mean Ellen is the devil…never tell anyone how to be more of what they are…know your rights, renters…ya tu sabes, Abuelas with smartphones…Who’s the Boss 2.0, finally some good news in 2020…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBig thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring our ep! Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up at: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/Visit Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com and use promo code PERO20 for 20% off and free shipping! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, no that’s not what causes those things…true guaperia knows no age limits…so decide, is it real or not cuz ya can’t have it both ways…not all Drs are created equal…the one time vegetarians have saved people…justice for Glitter indeed..sexual Stockholm syndrome is just kidnapping guys…RIP Regis…should we start a hashtag to get us on Dancing with the Stars…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com, promo code PERO20 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donuts, yummmm….ay como joden los vegans…almost as much as Karens…Impossible doesn’t equal vegan, bueno usually…oh entitlement, mira que you love the US…O Canada…representation will always be important…the best way to represent is with a laugh…follow your dreams, it’s always the best way to go…we’re all about name props…sorry for the marketing corner…seriously, maybe we can be on Exalton…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Please bring back theme songs, even if just for 2020…sitcom hostage episodes were an odd staple…just when we thought food was off limits…just think before you act, is all…is an apology after punishment contrite…apparently WayFair has just what everyone needs…is COVID over yet?…wow, the Heifer Corporation KEEPS coming up…dejen de comer mierda con el telefono while driving people…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

COVID, COVID everywhere…jamming a swab up your own nose gives ya perspective…we’ll always need a Little Havana…immigrants, we get the job done…seriously how did we not ALREADY have a Walter Mercado documentary…let’s face it, we should all just wear capes nowadays…gender fluid before it was even a term…sometimes you need to take a chance on yourself…no lie, watch Dolphin Lover…man, we do love It’s A Living…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe just don’t go around suing 17 year olds without basis…ok, maybe Sophia was a bit racist but not Rose…at the end of the day, we still believe in this country…anchoring a major network newscast, dale que tu puedes…look at us cross connecting our guests…maybe one day we’ll interview a First Lady…never take the press for granted…is there even a pop diva whose songs we can’t make into sentences…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vitamin D deficiency and surplus…es verdad, just be shirtless…whatever, bring on the aliens already…is there an expectation of privacy in public…carajo, ponte la mascara…these times call for more Mae West…it’s all about taking control of your story…bring yourself to every role and it becomes so much more…Dania was seriously the sweetest…ooooo Mae West AND Eartha Kitt, it IS Pride…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to learn about Juneteenth…slowly but surely we’re getting to democracy for everyone…yeah, we absolutely know which Britney statues should go where…oh, but we love and hate our Cuban people…the time is definitely now for these discussions…the media should be held accountable for representation…dear executives, trying something once for a week does not a case study make…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBrown & Black Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/brown-black/id1499382805Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nelly Furtado and a delicious caldero of frijoles negro…since when has this country ever celebrated losing…seriously, let’s get a Dolly flag going…sometimes you just gotta break it down to basics…mira que los racistas son metidos…taking tragedy and adding comedy is never easy…seriously, Chris’ mom is beyond adorable…specific = relatable…never stop telling our stories…performing for a silent audience is just bizarre…Ish & Chris watching Lifetime movies together would cause a flood of tears…gasless and fizzy sodas coming up…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comScattered Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/scattered/id1483117984Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s just Ish for this mini-sode…dang technology making us lose our IG Live episode…we have to continue having conversations about social injustice and racism…special thanks to our guests Danell Leyva and Louis Aguirre…if you’ve been wanting to get one of our shirts, now your purchase will help donate to the NAACP…always be anti-racism…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Together after Corona…let’s face it, Willy Wonka was all about setting examples…finally, Kmart has people…heart attack vs indigestion…don’t be a Central Park Karen…acknowledge other people’s experiences…#georgefloyd…quien llama la policia on a party…maybe if Quibi aired It’s a Living…the perfect buttercreamTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cuban Guys is the bomb…pick anything on the menu, it’s all delicious…love that we can finally hear what you guys think about us…interviews are kinda like our children, they’re all our favorites for different reasons…Becky with the good hair, in jail…he should be Hitachi 96….90s/00s pop has always been the best…Darien’s mom on Rupaul Drag Race, make it so…ugh, Kardashians again…maybe we should interview each other…gypsies, tramps & ho’s should be a songTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mango surplus is a real thing…mmm guayana frita…caballero, where does 13k lbs of trash even come from…yep, 11 lbs of Greek yogurt and 7 dozen eggs…wow, the anti-vaxxers aren’t just hippies anymore…sometimes a protest doesn’t end as intended…gym time has to change…yeah, we love Fuller House and what…hey Tristan…jogging while black shouldn’t be an executable offense…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s so much better when we see each other…don’t come for my bees dammit…preying mantises are our only hope…no y ahora frio tambien...doing the right thing shouldn’t come with jail time…why so much protesting…let’s bake MORE bread...snakes like traveling, too…bueno, when you’ve always been old…from police officer to DJ, of course…wow, pranking two horrible dictators = GOALS…always strive to be the best representation possible…RIP Don Shula and thank you…happy Mother’s Day!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seguimos con la quarentena…ugh, participation ribbon BS…by its nature positivity can’t be negative…high-rise building communism…literature is so important…Easy V doesn’t come for free…when you dream something, make it happen…seriously, you NEED to watch What We Do In The Shadows…stealing a scene from a vampire ain’t easy...success is about knowing when to take your shot…way to go Mattel…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comWhat We Do In The Shadows: https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/what-we-do-in-the-shadows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, tapate la boca…como se quejan la gente caballero…protest all you want, but despues no te pongas a joder…c’mon, it’s the perfect time to remodel…it only took a pandemic for her schedule to free up…4 cousins is practically a nuclear family for Cubans… los sacrificios is what motivates the children of immigrants most…she really is like una Caro Burnett…she’s all our abuelas because it’s her Abuelo…guys, you need to see Misu Queen…we ALL love Marta Darby…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.comJenny Lorenzo: http://www.jennylorenzo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A cocinar se ha dicho…Mac and cheese gastronomy…seriously The Baker and the Beauty is bien cute…as we say, it’s about the nuances, especially when it comes to pastelitos…look, just give a little cariño to geography is all we’re saying…we love our girl Lucy so hard…everybody’s Zoomin’…don’t forget who is really the community…sip vs gulp, it’s very telling…es verdad, Miami really does come together…never forget to ground yourself…seriously, how are we just now giving the Estefan’s a last soda…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some things you CAN’T blame on La Corona…seriously, how is it days go so quick but we don’t know which is which…they truly were a Modern Family…we should all be as sexy and funny as Sofia Vergara…piensen antes de hablar, people…fill out the Census caballero…pero pesto viene deeds la Constitution??…we all need resources…seriously, ya estan en la casa…give in any way you can, trust us it matters…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.comManscaped: https://www.manscaped.com305 Masks: https://www.305masks.comUS Census: https://www.census.gov Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you all first responders…happy easter, definitely gonna have hidden eggs…well, at least we can be stuck at home in PJs…that ain’t right, nobody should have their job at stage right now…Tiger King is the doc we need right now…we ALL know una Carole Baskin…self righteous people always have stuff to hide…yeah, Kylie Minogue is still the epitome of fun pop…maybe some day we’ll be able to record together…stay safe caballeroTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCanvas People: https://www.canvaspeople.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.