Pero Let Me Tell You

And so begins the end of the year…even if they weren’t a sponsor, we’d be there at The Fair…anecdotal climate change…ice cream that’s not cold IS sorcery…nice to see Salt Bae is still tremendo comemierda…parents vs non parents is a thing…just cuz you have kids doesn’t mean those without kids don’t have stuff going on…the sooner we get DJ’s mom a show, the better ALL our lives will be…who knew DJ was such a prankster…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, death is never an excuse to be subhuman…not saying there’s a right way to pose with a coffin, but there’s definitely a wrong way…don’t be a vague booker…do YOU know who we’re talking about from the My Space days…we all knew Tom…new name, who dis…Imitation of Life is NOT an autobiography on Aunt Jemima…DJ’s dad is obsessed with the Jo Bros and his mom is all about the car show, we like this…Meaghan McCain can never do right, apparently…Lynda Carter may just be an actual goddess…calm down on planes, gente…apparently, After the Last Soda is gonna be thing now…Happy Halloween…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Celine probably has the best muscle spasm in the world…Donny & Marie or Pimpinela…oh that fabricated Latin lover persona…yeah, DJ was not gonna get a Mandalorian cake…maybe next year it’ll be a coffee cake…bro those leggings are legit hideous as all get out…group think is not something we aspire to…should we keep our humanity with someone who exhibited none…what would you do if faced with death penalty or life sentence…well, pedophilia is our line…hmmm, which Jonas ‘solo’ single was better…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yep, we were in a theatre with Ana Navarro…it’s really an art form how they always get to communism…supply and demand 101…aliens vs extraterrestrials…HAPPY BIRTHDAY DJ…Chappelle is definitely problematic…art shouldn’t be censored, but you can still get mad at it…Madonna supporting Dave Chappelle just seems off to us…hmm, should we make ‘After the Last Soda’ a regular thing…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comLay’s Chips: https://www.lays.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paula Abdul knows who we are now…spooky movie season is here…squids, mass and docs about Jesus weight loss..hold up, now the unemployed have to LITERALLY pagar los platos rotos…Bond, James Bond…true, a Bond party needs a VERY decent budget…don’t post kids that ain’t yours in the NICU…we want the right to be Drs without certification…yet, again we are missing The Box…yeah, mejor we end the ep before we have a Titanic fight…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comLay’s Chips: https://www.lays.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Getting closer to a Free Britney…ya it’s Christmas, forget it…dollar store does have cute stuff…look at Ish teaching DJ about fast fashion and the LaBrea tar pits…no more Ignition for R Kelly…new TikTok challenge #noseascomemierda…don’t give DJ a honeycomb…who should they cast in the Bodyguard remake…Showgirls or Glitter, which one is the better bad movie…local politics is the epitome of a 3 ring circus…Miami Cuban Mafia isn’t a lie, it’s just an accurate description…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comLay’s Chips: https://www.lays.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can Netflix catch a tiger by the tail twice…so many questions we’d have for Ms Spears…maybe Paulina is still sitting by the ocean…a test doesn’t mean you do or don’t know things…Ish is still bitter about DJ’s A+ on Beowulf…refugees are still human beings…don’t say or drink Bloody Mary 3x…it’s about making sure ALL the missing get coverage…will the media overcome their implicit biases…wait, Madonna reuses song titles…Ms Vanjie needs to help Mrs Vangie…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comLay’s Chips: https://www.lays.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Felicidades a todos…at least it was a cute taco…is woke really woke…do we know art when we don’t know art…we’d love to one day ignore the Met Gala theme like Madonna…Kim K was probably making a statement, maybe…bring on the VMAs…Madonna gonna Madonna…we all have that special occasion comforter…we can’t be the only ones putting gifts on our bed…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comYouFit: https://youfit.comRaycon: https://rayconglobal.com/pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It sounds horrible, but may we never forget 9/11…where were you…let’s try to be united again…oh DWTS you never disappoint…go Sporty Spice…seriously, at this point we need be on season 31…give us the All Star All Star season…police to DJ is a natural evolution…aren’t we all a little Hialeah…sometimes beer CAN provide a positive opportunity…always follow your dreams as far as you can…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comYouFit: https://youfit.comRaycon: https://rayconglobal.com/pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

At this point, we could probably be on The Talk…Ish’ mom is urban apparently…anything to NOT air music videos…yeah, no Ridiculousness is NOT happening…maybe, it is still a good brand…let Beyonce wear a diamond o critica la Gaga…oh TX, so progressive...are we still having this conversation…ABBA is back…Robyn isn’t from Minneapolis…Ace of Base is great, fight us on it…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, we’re our own op-ed…child porn shouldn’t be minimized…true, trauma can take years to surface, but…you should be compensated for work…narcissim is the new social currency…OnlyFans can’t just turn its back on what made it…is there a line to discretion…Westchester pride never dies…awww pobrecita, not having a big butt in Miami…watch Plan B people, it’s such a good movie…directing 2 movies, making banana bread, she can do it all…wave that Cuban flag loud and proud…americasplaining is a thing apparently…bro, you know that movie is gonna be like bro the movie…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gigi is NOT Gia…how do we always wind up talking musicals…we’re gonna celebrate 200 episodes dammit…a lake house is pretty white…mmmm, breadsticks…when DID we all agree on NC as a destination…los pobres de Haiti, please pray for them…being informed is great, but there needs to be a balance…maybe we’ll solve the Middle East problems, let’s give it a shot…use musicals as a point of reference and Ish gets it…Mall of the Americas will always have place in our hearts…come with us on a journey through latino home decor…let’s bring Que Pasa USA to Netflix, find us the rights dammit…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comRaycon: https://rayconglobal.com/peroYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So not the Oracle…that Blade opening will say with you…Cocaine Cowboys is definitely an odd Miami love letter…marimberos galore...from coke to Anderson Cooper…masks make it to the Supreme Court…ya veremos how far mandates go…yay Santa’s is saved…one inch closer to Freeing Britney…let’s see DJ use a chainsaw…hmmm, which stadium should get the honor of La Casa de los Trucos naming…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comRaycon: https://rayconglobal.com/pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ always forgets Ish’s birthday…man we are suckers for not waiting to get a vaccine…mask for mask…hmm what would we ask the Chinese…car dealers are the most patriotic sales of all……of course we bond over pastelists…now and forever, Marta Darby…ahhh that Miami accent never goes away…boniato de merienda is so one of a kind…ahh the great malanga debate of the ages…es verged, cater to your audience…here we go with the Olympics list…Goofy skiing is the Olympics of cartoons…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe Ish will come back in overalls…Promise next week we’ll be back together…we are NOT condoning any type of phobia, homo, trans or otherwise…sigh, it’s like the more things change…lackluster Olympics opening…clearly one of us is more observant than the other…at the end of the day those athletes need to take care of themselves first…are we the only ones feeling exhausted about trying to defend and educate?…who knew we’d end with a monologue about the power of Mandy Moore…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who says chiropractors are for viejos…it does pay to advertise…even the little guy can be a big player…get yourself adjusted, you sexy beast…getting relief should be accesible to everyone…it legit shouldn’t take an act of God to feel relief…no neck, no problem…we love a 3 step process…DJ’s version of ASMR is pretty unique…maybe Madonna isn’t the best vitamin guru…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Even with states between us, you get a show…NY can never be truly dead…Mr Borges goes to Washington…this isn’t about politics but people…say it again #BLM isn’t the same as the organization BLM…we need to amplify the voices on the island…cultural exchanges with Cuba still seems so revolutionary…making it against the odds knows no borders…Angel is the best character ever created, fight us…look at RENT even bringing back Noche Buena to Cuba…the least you can do is post an IG pic, Bezos…maybe we will go back to Britney next week…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patria y Vida…listen to those who are sharing their lived experiences…the embargo doesn’t work, but it’s not the culprit…sometimes social media can be a good thing…think outside the box for ways to hit companies where it hurts…human rights are something to demand, period…of course billionaires are going into space…Cuba Libre…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, hurricane seasons is a thing, unless it’s not…please no more toilet paper shortage…los pobres de Haiti…what a difference a mountain range makes…can we just #freeBritney already…don’t take your high school so seriously…although it’s nice to see Only in Dade not feature cars on fire…focus and determination tends to lead to success…seriously, can we hold ALL interviews in the Union Beer patio…all Miami roads lead to Pitbull…we want to meet more people with their own action figure…we ALL need a fight to get our aggression out…don’t blink is a great name for a podcast…fear people in suits…all roads lead to Westcheste…congrats Ulysses and Ashley!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look it’s late, I’m sleepy and y’all don’t really read this anyway so Bill Cosby, building collapse, presidents, Santo Domingo and Meaghan McCainTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP Angelina…our hearts go to those affected by the Surfside building collapse…first responders are the most unsung of heroes…In The Heights, take 3…colorism is alive even among Latino communities…seriously, Mari Mar has to be in every language on earth...we can’t forget how far we’ve come, but also still got work to do…#FreeBritney…nobody should be controlled to that degree…WSVN trip down memory lane…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes we need full representation but we should also appreciate genuine efforts…la pobre Rita Moreno…it really is a joyful movie…interspecies cunnilingus…you can’t go R rated and then say you want to sell more toys…welcome to federal holiday, Juneteenth…celebrate all forms of freedom…Arsht continues to show its true colors…from tragedy 5 years ago to celebration of pride…seriously, check our HottPants, the deeper the cut the better the song…let’s just please keep educating ourselves…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF!Arsht Center: https://www.arshtcenter.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for the reminder about trivia, Steph…bring on the representation…we apologize for CATS…yeah, we’re totally gonna cry…ok, she went to a debutante ball, and?…is it just all cancel culture now…celebs shouldn’t raise your kids…one more damn thing with a shortage…so el TikTok ahora has coffee recipes tamiben…seriously, Lilibet sounds like someone from Pinar del Rio…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who wouldn’t want a vacuna for a tractor…happy Pride y’all…hey, if rainbow themed crap at every store means more acceptance, we’re in…exclusion is always a slippery slope…never forget the Tulsa massacre…white washing is real and present…we do love a Cuban American power couple…soap acting doesn’t get the respect it deserves…el Cubaneo comes out when you’re a parent, it just does…Jean Paul Gaultier is still iconic…check out MODOK on Hulu…like we weren’t going to bring up Mariah…#whatisrememberedlivesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May Demi NEVER cost us that much chicken money…just respect people, grammar or not…living out loud is all well and good until you go on overload…women are not to be censored for being women…we’re not even sure how to bankrupt a yearbook…seriously, show me that $600 water view Miami apartment…never show up to a community and assume you know it…let’s make banquet halls come back so DJ can live his dream…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahhh starting a business during a shortage of that item is classic us…mask or don’t mask, just leave people be…ironic that the start of ‘Silver Spoons’ is feeling oppression…ay, deja supermarket workers alone…maybe beauty pageants are sexist, but pretty people need love too…congrats to our boy Louis Aguirre for selflessly helping the environment…pretty sure that keeping the bones in the freezer thing is JUST a Borges thing…it has to be Central Perk…seriously, why is Jen Aniston so dehydrated…Angela Lansbury is totally a serial killer…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bro, we are hustling like only two Miami boys can…ugh, melon cake does not sound good at all…la gasolina no se esta acabando caballero…self fulfilling prophecies are why we can’t have nice things….just lie about your vacuna..man, interesting how a school can be so uneducated…crazy to think it’s been 20 years…always about promoting local…maybe next year Pin Pan Pollo will be there…an even that gives back is an event we love…safety first, then yummy food…yeah, certain song you’ve just gotta be more Americano to appreciate it…we stand by Imagine being overrated to a higher degree…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSoBe WFF: https://sobewff.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Of course we start a chicken business and can’t find chicken…btw if you find the truck, let us know…is there a Dr office blindness at this building…basically, just let Snow White die…es verdad, the Queen is an idiot…never leave out a tia from a bautiso…we tease, we tease our Jersey primos…who wouldn’t want Andrea Burns as their mom…dying is easy, comedy is hard and this short film is hilarious…shoot, it’s not easy to get on HBO…go see it people, if we don’t watch our stories they won’t get made..our thoughts are with our primos Colombianos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPin Pan Pollo: https://www.instagram.com/pinpanpollomia/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP Swensens…ahhh CD booklets…burgers ain’t going anywhere…sometimes we’re all Ted Snooze…if you’re going to have a wedding, maybe get permission first…we think God wasn’t so much involved as delusion…coladas and donuts at mojo donuts should be our new go to interview spot…without Que Pasa there would be no PLMTY…Cubans are the WASPs of Miami…said it before and say it again, authenticity stands the test of time…and Sesame Street too?!?…Grover and Oscar, what a combo…writing for Muppets AND Celia, it will never be better…we interrupt these last sodas for the Oscars…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comFound in Translation: www.amasmusical.org/event-details/found-in-translation-in-search-of-my-cuban-roots Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mmm pastelitos are the best way to start any episode…flaky or smooshy, which is best…Sia’s chain of bakeries…accountability, it’s the first step…law enforcement needs to be reviewed, not abolished…pretty sure croquetas should NOT explode…self driving, pero within reason caballero…of course it’s an icon brand, we created ventanita culture…tienen cafe pa’ todo el mundo…again, estamos en todo…if you’re part of the world, give back to it…ahh, colada vs cortadito, the age old question…recycle AND up cycle when you can…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comTerracycle: https://www.terracycle.com/en-US/Cafe la Llave: https://cafelallave.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tick tock to trivia night…grey is sexy…tips and tricks on el tinte…a taser is NOT a gun…you don’t honor vets with pepper spray…call it what you want, we need to reform the police…un tilo pa’ los racistas…remakes with a point of view…definitely need las viejas fighting over el buckaroo…Mmm FINKA, que rico…cafetorium, learn it…ah yes, the lament of Latino parents of la rareza…determination and luck tend to be a great combo…Wu-Tan Flan drink soooo good…now we’ve met TWO Gloria Estefans…pile on the pelucas…she worked with H-Duff…it IS a team win…representation now and alwaysTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Dusk Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dreadgods/the-dusk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trivia Night, see ya there…yeah, being latino at a hospital really is it’s own experience…we all have a good side, but we don’t filter it to death…ahhh, DJ & the Kardashians… 30+ years later, the Menendez Brothers ain’t the best representation of Cuban Americans…maybe you know a ‘baby boy/girl’ in your family…parental support goes a long way, especially los sacrificios…250 episodes in 2 years for a sitcom is crazy…good ol’ Law & Order…being ballsy pays off…be a character, not a caricature…gotta love a man who supports his wife…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comTrelles Cottage: https://thetrellescottage.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nobody we’d rather celebrate with than Sef…hmmm, maybe we are a lil’ psychic…of course we’re gonna talk about food…you never forget your first 5 inches…DJ’s memory of the shopping centers on Bird Rd is either impressive or scary…always help the local guy when you can…don’t be coming to our city and hustling us out…we should all have a nice asshole in our lives…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBurger Beast: https://burgerbeast.comPinecrest Bakery: https://pinecrestbakery.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously WTF is FTX arena, no jodas…it’ll always be Joe Robbie…the grass roots campaign to name Marlins stadium starts here…our beach is NOT your trash can…Spring Break has always been rowdy, just now we have more footage…again, we get the meme but SoBe and Times Square aren’t exactly the same…necessity is the madre of all invention…if it doesn’t exist create it…every little bit helps…a passion project doesn’t have to be expensive…Iris Chacon is taking it back and then some…we ALL love Celia Cruz…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comLatina Made not Maid: www.latinamadenotmaid.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Covid-versary…goals are goals…como cuesta el Peloton…spend that stimulus money kids…Sharon, Sheryl, yeah it can get confusing…never trivialize others experiences…you know we love hometown kids done good…that many latinos in one place is huge in front and behind the scenes…complicated characters are always more fun…seriously, Cubans aren’t fans of la ’s’…getting some behind the scenes scoop on Ish’s fave SVU scene pretty much just made his 2021…keep the journalism coming...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

90s slow jams are the best…are you early, mid or late 90s…seriously, get thee to Beat Culture Brewery…man, stainless steel is shiny…still not over the Real World of it all…Ish would’ve totally rocked the volcano pool…Meghan, we believe you pero tampoco no vengas con cents…ultimately it’s about being true to you in spite of outside forces…ahhh the Miami show of it…what IS the Miami sound…groovy music is the best music…come see JaiAlai (the band) with us on March 26…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBeat Culture Brewery: https://beatculture.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do we no longer have precious moments for our Precious Moments…Nothing more Miami than Marilyn’s 15s…yep, making Darien’s dreams come true…Dr Seuss is NOT cancelled…there was a bit of business in that decision…side part vs middle part…Eminem isn’t perfect, but art can’t always be safe…the queen of 305 Day…it’s all about having pride in where you’re from…give back to your community…latinos come in many varieties…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can’t wait for the Fair to come back this winter…los pobre perros de La Gaga…dog walking should NOT be dangerous…gender fluid potatoes are now a thing…even spuds should be inclusive…sure it’s appropriation but at least its a positive one…ah yes, the rich have all the perks, even if they’re not “The Boss”…all interviews should be outside at Union Beer…brother/sister dynamics are the best…fine, we’ll tell Karen…if you don’t know La Covacha, you’re NOT from Miami…stand up for what’s right people, even if in small doses…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, the Borges’ need a show…hope everyone in TX is staying safe…Fake Famous it the most appropriately named doc…yeah, how DO we make that teal wall happen…Qtip, QAnon, only one is actually useful…take the girl outta Miami, but…Broward, Broadway, casi lo miso…oh yeah, she IS a Kendall girl…she originated two fantastic Latina roles…she worked with Lin-Manuel Miranda AND Gloria Estefan, no big…theatre needs to survive COVID…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comGeorge Street Playhouse: https://georgestreetplayhouse.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No cat filters here…seriously, how can you get a filter stuck…Gorilla Glue really DOES work…hair should NOT require surgery…#FreeBritney…you know we’re fans of Ms Spears…#JusticeForJanet…Justin and sexism go hand in hand…oh the impeachment…Mirtha is all about following your dreams…who doesn’t like a nice artisanal candle…Canadian last sodas for all…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Super Bowl Sunday or Janet Jackson appreciation day…we prefer our commercials on game day…mmm comelata is always a reason for a party…legit, the Garage Sale episode of Que Pasa USA is a masterpiece all around…RIP Dustin Diamond…croqueta specificity…Sheryl Crow hums the hits…ok seriously, Ish nearly peed during DJ’s Jojo Siwa impression…the legend of Selena will only rightfully growTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBig thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring our ep! Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up at: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finally back mi gente…we’ve miiiiiised you…despite DJ’s abuela, we love our air fryers…seriously, we’re not trying to be political…with that said, here’s hoping for a calm 4 years…new goal for 2021, getting banned from social media…we’d rather storm a croquetapalooza…Hilaria Baldwin is closer to Hillary Duff…why fake being something you’re not…Carrie in menopause, ugh…hmmm, a Zoom party perhaps for ep 150…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Caballero, pero que año…love us some listener ‘mail’…at least we got Joe Exotic...did we miss anything this year…the mystery of the Caja China that isn’t THE Caja China…legit DJ LOVES 12 days of Christmas…at some point Ish WILL teach DJ how to make a lechon old school style…seriously, who stops at two croquetas…don’t forget out 6 days of Christmas giveaways…happy holidays vs seasons greetings…see y’all in 2021!!!!!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nycManscaped : www.manscaped.comLoisa Seasonings: www.loisa.comMSkinCare: www.mskincare.com/PERO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mariah is more than the queen of Christmas…a holiday legacy is not the worst…ugh, Imagine, que cancion pa’ caer mal…New Year’s Eve is just way too much thinking and pressure to be a happy night…congrats to our girl Lucy Lopez…is posting news the same as being a news organization…again, check your sources…RIP One Day at a Time, gone but never forgotten…never stop fighting for our representation in the artsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nycManscaped : www.manscaped.comLoisa Seasonings: www.loisa.comMSkinCare: www.mskincare.com/PERO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No, we must protect our Queen…Billy Corben, keeping even politicians he supports honest…so long as the vaccine doesn’t grew an extra limb, bring it…please don't go away movie theaters...Miamians are everywhere, even the mountains of GA…oooo palace intrigue…don’t be one of the cool kids on Spotify…seriously, though get our march for the holidays!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nycManscaped : www.manscaped.comLoisa Seasonings: www.loisa.comMSkinCare: www.mskincare.com/PERO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Down supermarket memory lane…llegaron los holidays…those OJ machines aren’t practical but they’re fun…we miss going to get videos on a Friday night…bring on the shopping & deals…be thoughtful with gifts depending on the person…DJ’s upside down turkey recipe…cheesecloth is so whatever…there are still ways to give back, even virtually…non-profits need help year round, not just the holidays…creativity usually leads to human connection…again, not USED socks people…ultimately do what you can…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nycManscaped : www.manscaped.comStoryWorth: www.storyworth.com/PEROLoisa Seasonings: www.loisa.comMSkinCare: www.mskincare.com/PERO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cravings are cravings…hello nice weather...oh, Miami experiences…yep, Ish is responsible for CAO’s chicken salad sandwich…tremendo cherry cheesecake…competition is one thing, cannibalization is another…flip phone, pues a pasar hombre…he knocked the guy out in under 3 seconds…give to your community…THREE SECONDS…seriously, enough with cars on fire…we’re a vibe that can’t be defined…gotta be slick about marketing…purse on the floor, money lost…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comStoryWorth: www.storyworth.com/PEROManscaped : www.manscaped.comThe Perfect Jean: www.theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get it Annie Lennox, enough rain…but what would happen if we do free Britney…RIP Alex Trebek…being a gameshow host truly is a lost art of sorts…bring on the lawsuits…ya just sue all 50 states, get it over with…you can’t have it both ways…shadowing DJ sounds exhausting…can’t argue if the ground rules aren’t agreed on…hmm, is it about just aligning with whoever is in power…we’re similar, not identical…ultimately we can never forget the human spirit…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ totally missed out on so many important things…ay las elecciones…never give up a chance to do something you believe in…disheartened but not defeated…groupthink is never a good thing…no matter what happens, at the end of the day it’s about coming together…and always offer your friend your last soda..Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One of our fave Miami girls, Lucy Lopez guest hosts this week…oh Billy Corben, we know exactly how you feel about loving AND hating Miami…maybe that meme site DOES exist…yeah, maybe don’t pick on a 17 year old for something she’s not talking about…unity but only on your terms demonstrates you just want to be right…say it again, mess with DJ & you’ll have Ish to deal with…if you’re just out to destroy, ask yourself why…VOTE VOTE VOTE…again, Desi Arnaz got it right, we LOVE Lucy…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comManscaped : www.manscaped.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.