Pero Let Me Tell You

Keep plugging away and dreams come true…beads + floats = more fun than imagined…welp, there goes paternity testing on daytime…all hail the original Latina queen of daytime, Cristina…yep, look for Karla Croqueta on Caso Cerrado…it’s good to grill a SCOTUS nominee, on the ISSUES…of course we’re proud of a hometown girl making it to the highest court in the land…give us ALL of the Academy Awards, not some highlight reel bs…Leon Medical Center in English no es lo mismo…always be true to who you are, loud and proud…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Definitely one of our more offbeat episodes…only we could go from paella to Gwyneth Paltrow…all girl mariachi bands…sorry Orlando, your water sucks…like everyone in the 60s, Joan Crawford probably made pretty gross recipes…many phrases don’t translate…Putin se la esta viendo mal…we’ve got questions about the Hugo Chavez advisor bird…West Elm Caleb or Ikea Sven…an extra $0.25 starts to add up…como habia gente in front of DJ at 7-11…how turned around was that poor guy thinking it was a Chevron…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legit one of the nicest people we’ve interviewed…definitely a long resume, but talk about creating your own space…sometimes a role is meant for you…breaking barriers he didn’t know existed…it’s SO MUCH fun to tease DJ…Star Trek has always been about portraying a fully representational future…the more of us behind the scenes, the more of us will be onscreen…with more options should come more opportunities for diverse properties…yet another of Ish’s bizarre close encounters with celebrities… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks again to all of you who supported us this weekend…again, big thanks to our friends for their help…mira que la gente hacen preguntas…Kim K isn’t the authority on work…did anyone else attend TRL U…yep, of course Ish auditioned for a boy band…there have to be better ways to get attention than Jussie Smollett’s way…we love Westchester, but not $1M worth…are there more wheels or doors in the world…you know things are bad when we’re giving a tar shake instead of a gasless soda…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comCarnaval Miami: https://carnavalmiami.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Catch us all over Miami this weekend, 3/5 & 3/6…Palm Sunday is part of being Cuban Catholic…magnets, charters, public, private…go check out Siempre Pa’alante podcast…tremendo trajectory for Volodymyr Zelenskyy…we’re tired of being alive during once in a lifetime history….selective outrage rears its head again…man, the Marlins will never catch a break…look at us talking sports on PLMTY…also, nobody cares what you’re boycotting…ya estamos may viejo pa’ estar mudando la genre…after all is said and done, Comcast is the devil, period…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comCarnaval Miami: https://carnavalmiami.comYouFit: https://youfit.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 192.5 Pero…hanguiando with painter Laura ChirinoFollow those dreams kids…a Cuban Lisa Frank has a nice ring to it though…oh, latino parents insistence en el titulo…artistic juices just flow better after midnight…let’s all have an artist studio in our living rooms…Calle 8 really is a big deal caballero…check her (and us) out at Carnaval on the Mile…it’s always great when art has Easter eggs in it..Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCarnaval Miami: https://carnavalmiami.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Britney’s book editor deserves all the money…we’re still holding hope she’ll give us the first interview…all our love and prayer goes out to the Ukraine…listen, Putin gonna Putin regardless who’s in charge…ALWAYS SAY GAY…being trans is NOT abuse…tuscan kitchen or yadro ceramics…la pobre Wendy Williams…if this week has you feeling all kinds of ways, you’re not alone and please talk it out…with great power comes great responsibility, and we don’t take ours lightly…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comCarnaval Miami: https://carnavalmiami.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Exactly how many Spanish words aren’t actually in Spanish…have you had a Ca-hoon burger…it’s true, Zatarann’s was NOT part of our growing up…support local theatre…don’t mess with Carlitos…also, Ish will NEVER be nice to 20 year olds again…banning books basically means you don’t wanna learn nuthin’…seriously, why is Great Gatsby banned…sigh, Miami shouldn’t strive for number 1 of everything…there are too many Chris’ these days…oh shame on you IOC…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously you NEED to be watching Grasie & the gang on Grand Crew…yet again, Ish mete la pata with a guest…sometimes life has a way of taking you where you need to be…FINALLY someone who ACTUALLY studied business administration…language isn’t culture…yeah, we can be blind to how years upon years of generational trauma affect us…we’ve all felt not (blank) enough at some point…why haven’t you seen Grand Crew yet…love our Miami girl Raiza… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And so la corona strikes again…latino parents would NOT be about la Euphoria…edgy is so overused…don’t even get us started on iconic…PLMTY, now with more content…bring on the Oscars Encanto…EGOT for EGOT…this Super Bowl halftime is gonna be lit…especially with an ASL performer…listen to your bodies everyone…glad for benign polyps…seriously, go check Kylie Minogue’s video trajectory…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love all our LA peeps…we should all be a Darby…thanks to our friends from Cafe la Llave and Spanish Aqui Presents…Whoopi caught up in cancel culture…why isn’t a sincere apology enough anymore…just having a platform doesn’t meany you’re always going to make everyone happy…don’t tell others the right way to protest…where have the romcoms gone…a whole generation has no real concept of the Baywatch phenomenon…seriously are we really denouncing Nazis in 2022…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Pero Primos…of course we spend the first 20 minutes talking about cake…thanks Ron Pa’alante…damn but 2022 came in with a vengeance….RIP Betty, Bob and everyone else…can’t wait to share the great stuff we’ve got…who says we aren’t already platonic life partners…we don’t talk about Bruno, except we are…makes sense Disney has their own version of green…yeah, that Pepa song is quite the bop…of course kids today don’t know what a landline busy signal sounds like…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gifts on air just ain’t the same…un caldero on the tree…even trees are experiencing distribution issues…never stop believing in Santa…Happy Dia de San Lazaro…fine line between Catolico and Santeria, huh…never forget the insurrection…in 2021 Cubans finally had enough…and we experienced whitesplaining…es verdad, without YOU we wouldn’t be here…henceforth y’all are the Pero Primos…Feliz Navidad y Año NuevoTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re still full from Croquetapalooza…Que Pasa USA makes its way to the heartland…don’t anglicize our language please…if you think Spanish Speakers are lumped together, imagine being Asian…also, please stop Whitesplaining, thanks…Thanagar or Miami, casi lo mismo…mmm, malta…they’re now importing Brits & Aussies to be American…we need to be ourselves in how we tell our stories in every way…ay how many of us THINK we speak Spanish…change a las buenos o las malas…who doesn’t enjoy looking like complete crap…you can take the girl outta Hialeah…countdown to 2021’s final episode…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yep, Ish auditioned for a boy band…enhanced CDs and Real Player, man we’re old…Miami Art Week or comemierdas on the loose…again, we can’t have nice things in Miami…don’t pretend you care about the art if your posts are at the parties…family estrangement is just different with Hispanic families…even when we don’t want anything to do with each other, el chisme wins out…pa’tras ni pa impulso...a prima/tia is a thing, look it up…live the dream, but you gotta hustle…seriously, pairing flan and coffee rum, yes please…those 200%-ers…dream like Marti, hustle like an immigrant…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.comSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So begins comelata season yet again…ahh The Fair is truly our happy place…Black Friday ain’t what it used to be…we really should let people enjoy their holiday…yeah it’s Thanksgiving dinner, not lunch…sometimes juries get it right…going on a press tour isn’t how people put things behind them…seriously, our moms wouldn’t let us leave the house with a water gun…yet another SW alumni…take it from us, he’s definitely got natural talent..OF COURSE they were loud and excited to see him…NY will always be an experience…spoiled on his first big gig…DJ as wrestling stunt double…Gatlinburg, where else…EAT AT CRACKER’S PEOPLE…honestly, this cast is beyond insanely talented…we give thanks to YOU…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.comSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We miss B sides..yep, we’re responsible for freeing Britney…ay la Taylor and her 10 minutes…she’s talented kids, don’t come for us unless we send for you…more Dionne Warwick, please…ish is totally right about The Party and Disney Channel…we ride hard for Lucy & Desi…again, it comes down to intention and respect for the character…more respect for Desi Arnaz dammit…DJ’s turkey recipe just in time for Thanksgiving…health should always come first…don’t need to sacrifice taste for your health…hey, a tia seal of approval goes a long way…chicharrones will always be DJ’s Achilles heel…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.comSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Like for real though, Nery2 needs to happen sooner than later…The McMariah meals…Muppets ARE people and anyone who says different, it just stupid…Big Bird will be around longer than any politician for a reason...another day, another farce of an election in Latin America…seriously, at least a mimosa drink should be available….…the Cuban hustle is real…there’s always an opportunity to change…if a lane doesn’t exist for you, create one…a person can genuinely change…someday we hope to experience la Gloria as well…CBD is not THC…how WOULD a ouija board interview sound on our show…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And so begins the end of the year…even if they weren’t a sponsor, we’d be there at The Fair…anecdotal climate change…ice cream that’s not cold IS sorcery…nice to see Salt Bae is still tremendo comemierda…parents vs non parents is a thing…just cuz you have kids doesn’t mean those without kids don’t have stuff going on…the sooner we get DJ’s mom a show, the better ALL our lives will be…who knew DJ was such a prankster…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, death is never an excuse to be subhuman…not saying there’s a right way to pose with a coffin, but there’s definitely a wrong way…don’t be a vague booker…do YOU know who we’re talking about from the My Space days…we all knew Tom…new name, who dis…Imitation of Life is NOT an autobiography on Aunt Jemima…DJ’s dad is obsessed with the Jo Bros and his mom is all about the car show, we like this…Meaghan McCain can never do right, apparently…Lynda Carter may just be an actual goddess…calm down on planes, gente…apparently, After the Last Soda is gonna be thing now…Happy Halloween…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Celine probably has the best muscle spasm in the world…Donny & Marie or Pimpinela…oh that fabricated Latin lover persona…yeah, DJ was not gonna get a Mandalorian cake…maybe next year it’ll be a coffee cake…bro those leggings are legit hideous as all get out…group think is not something we aspire to…should we keep our humanity with someone who exhibited none…what would you do if faced with death penalty or life sentence…well, pedophilia is our line…hmmm, which Jonas ‘solo’ single was better…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yep, we were in a theatre with Ana Navarro…it’s really an art form how they always get to communism…supply and demand 101…aliens vs extraterrestrials…HAPPY BIRTHDAY DJ…Chappelle is definitely problematic…art shouldn’t be censored, but you can still get mad at it…Madonna supporting Dave Chappelle just seems off to us…hmm, should we make ‘After the Last Soda’ a regular thing…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comLay’s Chips: https://www.lays.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paula Abdul knows who we are now…spooky movie season is here…squids, mass and docs about Jesus weight loss..hold up, now the unemployed have to LITERALLY pagar los platos rotos…Bond, James Bond…true, a Bond party needs a VERY decent budget…don’t post kids that ain’t yours in the NICU…we want the right to be Drs without certification…yet, again we are missing The Box…yeah, mejor we end the ep before we have a Titanic fight…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comLay’s Chips: https://www.lays.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Getting closer to a Free Britney…ya it’s Christmas, forget it…dollar store does have cute stuff…look at Ish teaching DJ about fast fashion and the LaBrea tar pits…no more Ignition for R Kelly…new TikTok challenge #noseascomemierda…don’t give DJ a honeycomb…who should they cast in the Bodyguard remake…Showgirls or Glitter, which one is the better bad movie…local politics is the epitome of a 3 ring circus…Miami Cuban Mafia isn’t a lie, it’s just an accurate description…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comLay’s Chips: https://www.lays.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can Netflix catch a tiger by the tail twice…so many questions we’d have for Ms Spears…maybe Paulina is still sitting by the ocean…a test doesn’t mean you do or don’t know things…Ish is still bitter about DJ’s A+ on Beowulf…refugees are still human beings…don’t say or drink Bloody Mary 3x…it’s about making sure ALL the missing get coverage…will the media overcome their implicit biases…wait, Madonna reuses song titles…Ms Vanjie needs to help Mrs Vangie…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comLay’s Chips: https://www.lays.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Felicidades a todos…at least it was a cute taco…is woke really woke…do we know art when we don’t know art…we’d love to one day ignore the Met Gala theme like Madonna…Kim K was probably making a statement, maybe…bring on the VMAs…Madonna gonna Madonna…we all have that special occasion comforter…we can’t be the only ones putting gifts on our bed…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comYouFit: https://youfit.comRaycon: https://rayconglobal.com/pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It sounds horrible, but may we never forget 9/11…where were you…let’s try to be united again…oh DWTS you never disappoint…go Sporty Spice…seriously, at this point we need be on season 31…give us the All Star All Star season…police to DJ is a natural evolution…aren’t we all a little Hialeah…sometimes beer CAN provide a positive opportunity…always follow your dreams as far as you can…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comYouFit: https://youfit.comRaycon: https://rayconglobal.com/pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

At this point, we could probably be on The Talk…Ish’ mom is urban apparently…anything to NOT air music videos…yeah, no Ridiculousness is NOT happening…maybe, it is still a good brand…let Beyonce wear a diamond o critica la Gaga…oh TX, so progressive...are we still having this conversation…ABBA is back…Robyn isn’t from Minneapolis…Ace of Base is great, fight us on it…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, we’re our own op-ed…child porn shouldn’t be minimized…true, trauma can take years to surface, but…you should be compensated for work…narcissim is the new social currency…OnlyFans can’t just turn its back on what made it…is there a line to discretion…Westchester pride never dies…awww pobrecita, not having a big butt in Miami…watch Plan B people, it’s such a good movie…directing 2 movies, making banana bread, she can do it all…wave that Cuban flag loud and proud…americasplaining is a thing apparently…bro, you know that movie is gonna be like bro the movie…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gigi is NOT Gia…how do we always wind up talking musicals…we’re gonna celebrate 200 episodes dammit…a lake house is pretty white…mmmm, breadsticks…when DID we all agree on NC as a destination…los pobres de Haiti, please pray for them…being informed is great, but there needs to be a balance…maybe we’ll solve the Middle East problems, let’s give it a shot…use musicals as a point of reference and Ish gets it…Mall of the Americas will always have place in our hearts…come with us on a journey through latino home decor…let’s bring Que Pasa USA to Netflix, find us the rights dammit…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comRaycon: https://rayconglobal.com/peroYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So not the Oracle…that Blade opening will say with you…Cocaine Cowboys is definitely an odd Miami love letter…marimberos galore...from coke to Anderson Cooper…masks make it to the Supreme Court…ya veremos how far mandates go…yay Santa’s is saved…one inch closer to Freeing Britney…let’s see DJ use a chainsaw…hmmm, which stadium should get the honor of La Casa de los Trucos naming…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comRaycon: https://rayconglobal.com/pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ always forgets Ish’s birthday…man we are suckers for not waiting to get a vaccine…mask for mask…hmm what would we ask the Chinese…car dealers are the most patriotic sales of all……of course we bond over pastelists…now and forever, Marta Darby…ahhh that Miami accent never goes away…boniato de merienda is so one of a kind…ahh the great malanga debate of the ages…es verged, cater to your audience…here we go with the Olympics list…Goofy skiing is the Olympics of cartoons…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe Ish will come back in overalls…Promise next week we’ll be back together…we are NOT condoning any type of phobia, homo, trans or otherwise…sigh, it’s like the more things change…lackluster Olympics opening…clearly one of us is more observant than the other…at the end of the day those athletes need to take care of themselves first…are we the only ones feeling exhausted about trying to defend and educate?…who knew we’d end with a monologue about the power of Mandy Moore…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who says chiropractors are for viejos…it does pay to advertise…even the little guy can be a big player…get yourself adjusted, you sexy beast…getting relief should be accesible to everyone…it legit shouldn’t take an act of God to feel relief…no neck, no problem…we love a 3 step process…DJ’s version of ASMR is pretty unique…maybe Madonna isn’t the best vitamin guru…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Even with states between us, you get a show…NY can never be truly dead…Mr Borges goes to Washington…this isn’t about politics but people…say it again #BLM isn’t the same as the organization BLM…we need to amplify the voices on the island…cultural exchanges with Cuba still seems so revolutionary…making it against the odds knows no borders…Angel is the best character ever created, fight us…look at RENT even bringing back Noche Buena to Cuba…the least you can do is post an IG pic, Bezos…maybe we will go back to Britney next week…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patria y Vida…listen to those who are sharing their lived experiences…the embargo doesn’t work, but it’s not the culprit…sometimes social media can be a good thing…think outside the box for ways to hit companies where it hurts…human rights are something to demand, period…of course billionaires are going into space…Cuba Libre…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, hurricane seasons is a thing, unless it’s not…please no more toilet paper shortage…los pobres de Haiti…what a difference a mountain range makes…can we just #freeBritney already…don’t take your high school so seriously…although it’s nice to see Only in Dade not feature cars on fire…focus and determination tends to lead to success…seriously, can we hold ALL interviews in the Union Beer patio…all Miami roads lead to Pitbull…we want to meet more people with their own action figure…we ALL need a fight to get our aggression out…don’t blink is a great name for a podcast…fear people in suits…all roads lead to Westcheste…congrats Ulysses and Ashley!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Look it’s late, I’m sleepy and y’all don’t really read this anyway so Bill Cosby, building collapse, presidents, Santo Domingo and Meaghan McCainTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP Angelina…our hearts go to those affected by the Surfside building collapse…first responders are the most unsung of heroes…In The Heights, take 3…colorism is alive even among Latino communities…seriously, Mari Mar has to be in every language on earth...we can’t forget how far we’ve come, but also still got work to do…#FreeBritney…nobody should be controlled to that degree…WSVN trip down memory lane…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes we need full representation but we should also appreciate genuine efforts…la pobre Rita Moreno…it really is a joyful movie…interspecies cunnilingus…you can’t go R rated and then say you want to sell more toys…welcome to federal holiday, Juneteenth…celebrate all forms of freedom…Arsht continues to show its true colors…from tragedy 5 years ago to celebration of pride…seriously, check our HottPants, the deeper the cut the better the song…let’s just please keep educating ourselves…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF!Arsht Center: https://www.arshtcenter.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for the reminder about trivia, Steph…bring on the representation…we apologize for CATS…yeah, we’re totally gonna cry…ok, she went to a debutante ball, and?…is it just all cancel culture now…celebs shouldn’t raise your kids…one more damn thing with a shortage…so el TikTok ahora has coffee recipes tamiben…seriously, Lilibet sounds like someone from Pinar del Rio…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who wouldn’t want a vacuna for a tractor…happy Pride y’all…hey, if rainbow themed crap at every store means more acceptance, we’re in…exclusion is always a slippery slope…never forget the Tulsa massacre…white washing is real and present…we do love a Cuban American power couple…soap acting doesn’t get the respect it deserves…el Cubaneo comes out when you’re a parent, it just does…Jean Paul Gaultier is still iconic…check out MODOK on Hulu…like we weren’t going to bring up Mariah…#whatisrememberedlivesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May Demi NEVER cost us that much chicken money…just respect people, grammar or not…living out loud is all well and good until you go on overload…women are not to be censored for being women…we’re not even sure how to bankrupt a yearbook…seriously, show me that $600 water view Miami apartment…never show up to a community and assume you know it…let’s make banquet halls come back so DJ can live his dream…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE DISCOUNT CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahhh starting a business during a shortage of that item is classic us…mask or don’t mask, just leave people be…ironic that the start of ‘Silver Spoons’ is feeling oppression…ay, deja supermarket workers alone…maybe beauty pageants are sexist, but pretty people need love too…congrats to our boy Louis Aguirre for selflessly helping the environment…pretty sure that keeping the bones in the freezer thing is JUST a Borges thing…it has to be Central Perk…seriously, why is Jen Aniston so dehydrated…Angela Lansbury is totally a serial killer…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPerfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycUSE CODE PERO20 FOR 20% OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bro, we are hustling like only two Miami boys can…ugh, melon cake does not sound good at all…la gasolina no se esta acabando caballero…self fulfilling prophecies are why we can’t have nice things….just lie about your vacuna..man, interesting how a school can be so uneducated…crazy to think it’s been 20 years…always about promoting local…maybe next year Pin Pan Pollo will be there…an even that gives back is an event we love…safety first, then yummy food…yeah, certain song you’ve just gotta be more Americano to appreciate it…we stand by Imagine being overrated to a higher degree…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSoBe WFF: https://sobewff.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Of course we start a chicken business and can’t find chicken…btw if you find the truck, let us know…is there a Dr office blindness at this building…basically, just let Snow White die…es verdad, the Queen is an idiot…never leave out a tia from a bautiso…we tease, we tease our Jersey primos…who wouldn’t want Andrea Burns as their mom…dying is easy, comedy is hard and this short film is hilarious…shoot, it’s not easy to get on HBO…go see it people, if we don’t watch our stories they won’t get made..our thoughts are with our primos Colombianos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comPin Pan Pollo: https://www.instagram.com/pinpanpollomia/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP Swensens…ahhh CD booklets…burgers ain’t going anywhere…sometimes we’re all Ted Snooze…if you’re going to have a wedding, maybe get permission first…we think God wasn’t so much involved as delusion…coladas and donuts at mojo donuts should be our new go to interview spot…without Que Pasa there would be no PLMTY…Cubans are the WASPs of Miami…said it before and say it again, authenticity stands the test of time…and Sesame Street too?!?…Grover and Oscar, what a combo…writing for Muppets AND Celia, it will never be better…we interrupt these last sodas for the Oscars…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comFound in Translation: www.amasmusical.org/event-details/found-in-translation-in-search-of-my-cuban-roots Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mmm pastelitos are the best way to start any episode…flaky or smooshy, which is best…Sia’s chain of bakeries…accountability, it’s the first step…law enforcement needs to be reviewed, not abolished…pretty sure croquetas should NOT explode…self driving, pero within reason caballero…of course it’s an icon brand, we created ventanita culture…tienen cafe pa’ todo el mundo…again, estamos en todo…if you’re part of the world, give back to it…ahh, colada vs cortadito, the age old question…recycle AND up cycle when you can…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comTerracycle: https://www.terracycle.com/en-US/Cafe la Llave: https://cafelallave.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tick tock to trivia night…grey is sexy…tips and tricks on el tinte…a taser is NOT a gun…you don’t honor vets with pepper spray…call it what you want, we need to reform the police…un tilo pa’ los racistas…remakes with a point of view…definitely need las viejas fighting over el buckaroo…Mmm FINKA, que rico…cafetorium, learn it…ah yes, the lament of Latino parents of la rareza…determination and luck tend to be a great combo…Wu-Tan Flan drink soooo good…now we’ve met TWO Gloria Estefans…pile on the pelucas…she worked with H-Duff…it IS a team win…representation now and alwaysTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Dusk Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dreadgods/the-dusk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Trivia Night, see ya there…yeah, being latino at a hospital really is it’s own experience…we all have a good side, but we don’t filter it to death…ahhh, DJ & the Kardashians… 30+ years later, the Menendez Brothers ain’t the best representation of Cuban Americans…maybe you know a ‘baby boy/girl’ in your family…parental support goes a long way, especially los sacrificios…250 episodes in 2 years for a sitcom is crazy…good ol’ Law & Order…being ballsy pays off…be a character, not a caricature…gotta love a man who supports his wife…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comTrelles Cottage: https://thetrellescottage.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.