Pero Let Me Tell You

More from Carnaval on the Mile…seriously, we’re like ethnic Hannah Montana with our best of both worlds…celebrate your history always…if you have a choice to be vibrant and colorful, why not…awww Burdines & Zayre, gone but definitely never forgotten…well of course arroz con mango is one of his pieces…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comTony Mendoza art: https://tonymendozaart.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aqui con la cuarentena…keep the positive vibes going…we LOVE our special guests…fine, no turkey burgers…huzzah for Broadway HD…caballero, get thee to Tiger King pero ya…We should all travel with our own theme music…seriously, we need to stop having people on with better voices than us…once a hometown boy, always a hometown boy…care for the environment people or Louis will hunt you down…like Ish wasn’t going to bring up Sex & the City…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBurger Beast: https://burgerbeast.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from Carnaval on the Mile…it’s a friendly rivalry between Miami-Dade and Broward, promise…sounds great for laryngitis…nah, Dolly would never make anyone feel bad…from country to pop…check his new single “Youth” on March 27…you know we love a singer-songwriter…Alex di Leo: https://www.alexdileo.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s important to always remember the past…self-identity, easier on Tik Tok?…let’s face it, by now DJ & Ish have probably infected each other with COVID19…NY or Miami, germs are everywhere…THANK YOUR TEACHERS!…don’t forget the most susceptible population caballero…support local, it’s gonna be a rough couple weeks…stay safe mi gente!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for coming out to Carnaval on the Mile everyone…we are decidedly NOT the US Census…como jade la Corona…why do we insist on panicking…where is all the toilet paper going…seriously, we should all know how to wash our hands already…I’ll show you clicks above trailer trash…she was 13?!?!…Lisa Lisa and Expose is pretty much freestyle Woodstock…we could never be the guy to question a Puerto Rican mother…said it before, say it again, freestyle music is iconic, period…The Fair: https://www.thefair.meTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you ALL for listening to us for 3 years and counting…of course we start with Britney…come see us at Miracle on the Mile AND The Fair…nothing compares to traditions…and fair food…we love seeing engagement, especially when it’s civilized…woke culture is the ultimate double edged sword…just don’t be a jerk…watch Gentefied caballero…are you a DJ or Ish when it comes to silence…Mickey finally gets his due…again, thank you ALL for your love, here’s to another 100!!!The Fair: https://www.thefair.meCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Absolutely honored to be part of this iconic Miami event…seriously, Thalia looked like she’d been crowned regent…no joke, who knew the 2020 version of The Factory was in South Miami…the more we talked about these characters the more real they got…do yourself a favor and check out this year’s Carnaval Miami poster…we really do love all music genres…some people who SPEAK Spanish, can’t write in Spanish…no big, just Like Santander…definitely got that twist of lime…inspiration can come from the most unexpected places…Carnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comVictor Garcia: https://vgastudios.comTim Charron: https://timcharron.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us at Carnaval on the Mile…siempre con el comunismo…being proud of your body isn’t pornographic…hell, name MORE things after Harriet Tubman…it’s just la US1…ugh, enough with labels already, can’t we just be people…Latinos represent….we totally heart out Spanish Aqui Presents peeps…sometimes you have to give it all up to really grow…TRL will never be forgotten…it’s important that WE tell OUR stories…The Fair: https://www.thefair.meCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The history of the croquette of course takes it to Cuba…the long lasting legacy of Selena…Ish still wouldn’t save her, come too far with JLo…maybe we established downtown Westchester…ear worm be damned, Santa’s is an institution…chicharron ASMR…sometimes working with family works out…quality doesn’t always have to mean expensive…SW Eagles baby…you can be successful AND a genuine human being…maybe one day we’ll get invited to the SoBe WFF…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comThe Fair: https://www.thefair.meCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comDos Croquetas: https://www.doscroquetas.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Estamos busy caballero…Andy Garcia, class act…come see us at Carnaval on the Mile…cancer couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy than Rush…maybe all recipients of the Freedom award are horrible people…can’t escape the Bloomberg commercial…hmm, Miami is home to the cosmo…so many things in Latino home are just de adorno…local media needs to stay around…even this many years later, Ish is still finding new things out about DJ…the Corona virus is clearly the result of communism…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comCarnaval on the Mile: https://carnavalmiami.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring back Pimpinela as hardcore rappers…we could totally revive La Oti..latinos in da house…never shy away from speaking your language…we should all be praising the power of the Latina woman…in the Caribbean we’re just warmer…mira que modem con el caucus…yeah, Pimpinela minus the incest…culture knows no bounds…there should be a purity to art, as well as genuine appreciation…caballero, seriously go check out Domino Saints pero ya…cheesy as it sounds, music really is universal…seriously though, we’ve never felt less cool…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comMiss Carnaval 2020: misscarnavalmiami2020.eventbrite.comDomino Saints: dominosaints.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comwww.SpanishAquiPresents.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tremendo tembleque in Miami…shout when the excitement moves you…we need to head back to LA sooner than later…designating SAP NSYNC parallels is thought out…Pedro Zamora, gone but definitely never forgotten…que pasa pena, we still owe Jupina…next episode, us and baby Yoda…let’s totally get a mega mix by Gloria going…Tony has blindspots PAST the 90s…we’ve mentioned Acapulco H.E.A.T. now more than it was on the air…big boobs + viejo verde = pretty much every Spanish language sketch show…#YoTambien…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comMiss Carnaval 2020: misscarnavalmiami2020.eventbrite.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comwww.SpanishAquiPresents.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

welcome to season 3…after that documentary we definitely won’t F with cats…look Equinox, we’ve had enough of your comemierderia…nobody should aspire to narcissism…even cheaper gyms have good lighting…caballero, que trio en Miami…shameless plug alert, we got merchandise…is new wave white the new white nonsense…turns out Bernie Sanders is tremendo comunista…you’re a grownup, act like it…both sides of the aisle are acting like it’s their time…Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.comTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week is all about the holidays and end of year before we take our little break to recargar las baterias. More than anything, we want to thank YOU all for your support and love…SEE YOU IN 2020!!Intro Song: “All I Want for Christmas” by Mariah CareyEnd Song: “Merry Christmas Happy Holidays” by NSYNC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Always count on Hispanic parents to keep it real…lawyers before they have a degree aren’t lawyers…challenges are meant to be overcome …Croquetapalooza is life changing…everybody loves a bargain…legitimately for the last 2 weeks, caballero…this time, DJ put his own quarter in…let’s uplift each other…just go with the Hallmark movie experience…Alanis did angry so well it’s still iconic…get ready for Podcast Pachanga next week…End Song: “You Learn” by Alanis MorisetteShriners Hospital: https://lovetotherescue.org/PhenomX: https://www.seedandspark.com/fund/phenomx#story Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Black Friday ain’t that bad…all kids should believe in Santa…we don’t think we’re hard to shop for…DJ should totally post about The Gobbler…is Keropi still even around…can’t wait for Peppa Pig’s gangsta rap debut…don’t ask how we know Puerto Ricans taste different than Cubans…like that, we’re starting Clap Back Tuesday…for the record we both love surprises, ok maybe Ish a little more…bye bye Victoria’s Secret fashion show…no way to get a good fit via mail…Croquetapalooza: www.croquetapalooza.comEnd Song: “Paralyzer vs Touch Me” by Finger Eleven vs Cass Fox Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yet another content subscription platform…pilot wig is never good…DCom originals are the best…where are ya Alvin & the Chipmunks…Daisy Fuentes, pioneer woman…still need answers to Hazard…find me a vegan that’s NOT outraged and I’ll show you someone who’s NOT a vegan…show us your flan face…bicultural Thanksgiving…The Grapes of Flan…Imagine is just a horrible song, period…maybe we wouldn’t have noticed Julia as Harriet…London Tipton, OG Crazy Rich Asian…End Song: “Play With Fire” by Hilary Duff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

But does IG like me, like me…sigh, one more senseless shooting…peaches ARE grainy…so it’s time to explain impeachment…we need to chat with more chicken-owning Grammy nominees…VHS education…shout out to all parents of atypical children…burying your head doesn’t make the problem go away…when our guests collide…two weeks in a row with Don Francisco…learn a language anywhere…they ARE the cutest freckles…maybe someday we’ll be a cult classic too…two icons, only one gets a soda with fizz…End Song: “Llegar a Ti” by Jaci VelasquezJaci Velasquez: https://www.jacivelasquez.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Didn’t know Mike & Ike was even still around…it’s always the least expected place…maybe if he’d shown her a document from God…one person shouldn’t become the avatar of a full company…como Walter, solo uno…what could a family watch together nowadays…seriously do NOT take Don Francisco and Betty White at the same time…End Song: “Satisfaction” by Britney Spears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stay safe LA friends…DJ, effecting change in media since last month…man, all roads DO lead to communism…ay, who hasn’t sent a naughty lil’ pic…it’s an online world, we just live in it…always offer Japanese whiskey…it’s my show and I’ll fanboy if I wanna…who didn’t want to be in a boy band in the early ‘00s…ambition is sexy, no two ways about it…even when DJ’s not here, we have to bring up Mariah…the man’s name is daddy after all…like a pirate…we hope Carol Channing haunted your Halloween…more guests should sing us out dammit…don’t miss out on the most fun even of the year…End Song: “Ice Cream” by Robbie EliasCroquetapalooza: https://burgerbeast.com/events/croquetapalooza/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Talk about a California adventure…Great, two DJ’s in one episode…Cuban bread is our common thread…never let the universe tell you about your life…no better pride than that of a parent …happy to report he is NOT a schmuck…get with the avocado program, California… words escape us how impressive Porto’s Bakery is…we always love an immigrant success story…she’s a crafty one that Mrs. Porto…live without a net caballero…giving back is beyond respectable…seriously, get that Thanksgiving papa rellena if in LA…and of COURSE, our tia Marta Darby!End Song: “Tradicion” by Gloria EstefanPorto’s Bakery: https://www.portosbakery.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is NOT easy to coordinate 6 people on one show…dirty name sodas are the best…hmmm, can Calle 8 handle all of us…representation matters across all levels…created families are the best, especially those with improv training…whatever you call yourself, just be sure to own it…customer service, why do you continue evading us here in Miami…man, but we love people who are quick with the wit…End Song: “California Dreaming” by Benny BenassiSpanish Aqui Presents: https://www.earwolf.com/show/spanish-aqui-presents/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

California loooove…no vaya, can’t even preach kindness anymore…who’s to say whether you’re enough of a this or a that…man, DJ gets salty when he’s been up for 24 hours…we love a humble legend…seriously, nothing like recording in a studio…hard work, caballero…cheesy as it sounds, life is about the little things…mmmm Flannigan’s ribs…who else misses liner notes…for the record, Pero Let Me Tell You does not endorse dropping out of school…be curious about the past…David Bass sounds like a lawyer on TV, not a singer…he’s the Spanish whisperer…Muñecos de Papel & Wild Orchid…persistence pays off…End Song: “Vivir Lo Nuestro” by La India & Marc AnthonyRudy Perez: http://rudyperez.com/Latin Songwriters Hall of Fame: https://www.latinsonghall.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, who were all those people on stage with Juan Gabriel…we also didn’t do the thing we just did and were being accused of doing…fair time isn’t the worst thing…exactly how low-cost would a WalMart casket be…oooooo, we NEED to figure out how to see BBMak on their US tour…maybe Tommy Mottola has a ride share option…we know a little bit about big project undertakings…yeah, Alex really likes his SAT words…I mean, by now we ALL know who shot JR Ewing…libraries, still a great resource…great show, just not the Empire we’re talking about…those salacious cow udders…Ish’s Bette Davis can use some work…End Song: “Back Here” by BBMakThousand Movie Project: https://thousandmovieproject.com/author/asoron0424/BBMak: https://bbmak.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The salt of it all…just when we think Trump has topped himself…ethics isn’t something that should be politicized…man, this is a very musical type episode…can vegans still eat ass…freedom of speech extends to things you don’t like also…Uh-oh, we don’t wanna offend our Hialeah peeps…we’re sure it’s moisturizer from Navarro…you know you’re Miami if you recall Rick Sanchez…never underestimate the power of family…maybe don’t listen to Bigfoot’s online articles…yeah we can be fun, but we’re also gonna ask legit questions…communication is key caballero…we love a good sausage metaphor…step out of your comfort zone…wax poetic all you want my man…it’s all about la guaperia…we’re officially pastelitos…End Song: “Rebelion” by Joe Arroyo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 81. Pero…talkin’ la isla del encanto with singer/activist Ani CorderoMad with mold…bring on the Hispanic Heritage Month…when DJ calls out The View, it got real…multicam and cookbooks, that’s us in a nutshell…it’s called due diligence SNL…Miami’s in the top 5 of fun, bay-bee…it’s all about the Latino details…GeorgiaRican…sometimes a promesa isn’t all that promising…change was coming even before the storm…always exemplify the change you want to see…a machetazo…fertile soil is such a beauty of the Caribbean…music can help us all heal…are you a Mona or a Blanche…End Song: “Pan Pan (sin mantequilla)” by Ani CorderoAni Cordero: https://www.anicordero.net/PRIMA: https://www.primafund.org/Pin Pan Pun book: https://pinpanpun.co/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finally, the answer to who is Mathias Perez…no crocs at a Straight Pride parade is just wrong…let’s start the pitch for 2020 now…it’s just foolish to apply today to yesterday…Friends was progressive and we’l fight anyone who says different…ya saben, when in Peru try the soup…WWCD (What Would Celia Do)…seriously, we would’ve loved to be in that church…tributes should be about authenticity…you know we’ll let you know if we have that lunch with La India…Ryan can’t review toys in jail…let’s just have a Tristan spin-off already…End Song: “Ese Hombre” by La IndiaIndia: A Tribute to Celia Cruz: https://www.arshtcenter.org/Tickets/Calendar/2019-2020-Season/Cuba-Beat/Celia-Cruz/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ’s lament…get out and donate for the Bahamas mi gente…what have YOU done to help the world…hurricane house strap-ons save roofs…AFILADOOOOOOORRRRRR…battered calderos are the only ones that work…uh, how do we get Hitachis back in the US…even as commie-haters, we aren’t pro-blacklisting…of course we (sorta) prepare…be provocative, not offensive…calling people on their BS is so thankless…End Song: “You’re in a Bubble” by Geri HalliwellPan-American Development Foundation: https://www.padf.org/Red Cross: www.redcross.org/Hurricane/Dorian‎ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anyone else a rig dinger…man, nearly 30 years since Andrew…we want our snow day too, dammit…Ish is clearly less of a Miamian…latinos have all sorts of hands to fit all sorts of taladros…CVS receipts could wallpaper a whole HOA…chicken is yummier without homophobia…God bless Bebe Rexha…sigh, we can’t have nice Latin things…the opioid crisis is real, but there’s blame to go around…also, Percocet + Vodka = Great Martini…End Song: “Maybe” by Emma Bunton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Always support local, especially when the hustlers are legit…maybe we can have like suites at hospitals for ethnic families only…ugh, ahora we have to go wear sombreros so racists can figure out which of us are latinx…stand united, always mi gente…ultimately we always come through in the end…mira pa’tras pa’ir pa’lante…seriously, we’re totally branding the Straight Pride parade as the Sapingo March…again, just be good to each other, it goes a long way….End Song: “Shiny, Happy People” by REMMartha of Miami: https://www.marthaofmiami.com/Dos Croquetas: https://www.doscroquetas.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s like everybody has a podcast…our summer is symbolically over…should we start a mall tour company…you know, old people racist…habla español, carajo…if you’re rational, ya empezastes mal…it’s simple, just be nice…photoshop at its best…conspiracy theories abound…in other alternative facts, we’re actually clones…it’s a click bait world…a memorial isn’t for selfies…pray to the podcast gods…Last Song: “I Love NY” by Madonna Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a long and sappy one…it’s raining more this summer than DJ’s rain medley…man, we miss essentially ripping off music companies…an algorithm isn’t discovery…there has to be a way to get Blockbuster back…the import section was the best, and severely over-priced…there has to be a middle ground on gun control, there just has to be…BTW, us Latinos, Latinas, Latinx and Hispanics aren’t going ANYWHERE anytime soon…the one time cancel culture actually allows you to cancel…we like to think our listeners are fans of irony…yeah, the older we get the more sentimental…never forget, this world needs all the kindness we can give…End Song: “White Diamond” by Kylie Minogue Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe there isn’t an English translation for mamey…condensed milk just makes everything better…a well-known fact is Columbus’ love of coriander…sometimes click bait is more dangerous than what’s actually said…all people deserve love of family, except for people who wear socks with crocs…is there an age where it’s best to take action with a possibly trans kid…when apologizing for your actions, maybe you don’t blame it on your sexuality…maybe being up front about your douche-baggery is refreshing…look, if you’re unapologetic about being an ass, you’d better be a trust fund kid…here’s to mango season…End Song: “El Tamarindo” by Kinito Mendez Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, it’s another longer ep…gas guzzle, much…take as many vacations as you want…it doesn’t hurt much if it’s a one-hit wonder…sometimes you’re the wrong kind of 1%...dammit, not ALL Cubans do cocaine…ay, we all have that word we only remember in Spanish…grown adults should NOT be a #squad…sometimes you’re guilty even if we can’t prove it, prove it…the real lesson here is NEVER insult Ricky Martin…seriously, meth heads would have nasty Q-tips… Set your Google alerts guys…Jesus to Kimmy Gibbler’s husband, natural progression…it’s always about the Fame school…he ain’t wrong about the Latino rythym…if I’m Meryl Streep, I’m putting “THE” in front of my name…let’s all sleep under the stars in the desert…bringing authenticity to a character…Desi Arnaz, one of our personal heroes…we LOOOOVE a guest who feels comfortable enough to curse…more people should spend the day before their birthday with us…End Song: “Shock Your Mama” by Debbie Gibson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Musicals have a way of creeping up on ya…don’t hate on vacations…Ish gets to pick DJ’s cosplay, decisions, decisions…when in doubt, it’s anime…caballero, como que they forgot about Luis Miguel…Justin Bieber or Perez Hilton…we’ve traded summer movies for summer song…consent is implied in The Little Mermaid…arguing with conspiracy nuts is the epitome of futile…ah yes, Wendy Soulka and La Tigresa del Oriente…End Song: “Friday” by Rebecca Black Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We could have had a show so much earlier…that magical time of the week when Juernes rolls around…what role would you play on Real World…seriously, they should film the next season in Hialeah…when the guaperia is a bit too much from a cop…so much gray area…just cuz you’re a horrible human being doesn’t mean you deserve jail time…regla or regla…the days of MySpace seem so simple now…well, at least he’ll peak around the time he came out so that’s a thing…Fernando and Kimmy for spin-off…please, let’s pull back on the knee jerk reactions caballeroEnd Song: “Broken” by Juan Pablo di Pace Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beyond time for Mary J Blige to be honored…la pobre Marilyn…cakes, cakes, cakes…when social media abandons you…it’s like being a victim is the new fashion trend…don’t ever put your ex on blast on social, it’s just not cute…mira que hablamos de la Taylor…some people are human coleslaw…how can we discuss if we don’t learn first…hasta en las mejores familias…never arm the opposition…so now we just listen to random things for relaxation…End Song: “No More Drama” by Mary J Blige Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man, the SLS Hotel in Las Vegas was lots of fun…they ain’t kidding about a dry heat, but a poolside cabana does help…Robbie Williams, totally worth the 20 year wait…guys, check out Fresh or Phresh…Mr. Ish, opening a salon near you…for the record, we DID cry…next trip, maybe should be Punta Cana…diversify your trips caballero…bring on the lobster…mmm, could totally go for a completa…traveling with friends is possibly the best way to visit places…whoa, Benny Hill = El Gordo Porcel…dammit, next time Pia, next time…End Song: “Live in Las Vegas” by Robbie WilliamsThe Rum Train Experience: https://therumtrain.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vegas, baby…check out the Rum Train y’all…whose food has priority…ay la gente siempre tienen un problema with everything…how I loathe coming to the defense of the bland…pffft, the Spice Girls are all about inclusivity and we loved their music since forever…Lucy Lopez is jealous of our name, dreams come true…we all have that one station in our city…one more meeting twice for the first time for Ish…the wild, wild west with respect…the Miami accent, our ultimate love/hate relationship…what “bro” are you guilty of…aww Mirta de Perales, RIP…bring on the Cuban sandwich controversy…mmm, Jupiña… keep destigmatizing mental health issues caballero…nothing like Power Love Hour dedications…Lynn Manuel Martinez…End Song: “Stranger” by Hilary DuffThe Rum Train Experience: https://therumtrain.com/Power 96: https://power96.radio.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That’s us, the Kelly & Ryan of Miami…a week later, we’re still gonna be stuffed from all the food we ate at this recording…food show in audio, pitch it to Food Network…always buy local…yeah, we know we talk about Publix, A LOT…really, though, the DR gave us Charytin, it can’t be that bad…guess, any size drink is as good as another…the Flan-tastic Donut from Mojo Donuts and Creamy Creations is proof of a higher power’s existence…customer service, some day Miami shall know you…genuinely only 3 of us remembered Mother Butler…Happy Father’s Day…maybe it’s Lil’ Kim Jong Un…yup, one more Canadian…grandmother no es lo mismo as abuela…again, thank you to everyone who came to see us and for those of you at home…End Song: “Informer” by SnowBurger Museum: https://burgerbeast.com/burger-museum/Marth of Miami: https://www.marthaofmiami.com/Mojo Donuts: http://www.mojodonuts.com/Reed’s Soda: https://www.drinkreeds.com/Sakaya Kitchen: http://www.sakayakitchen.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Put a box of pastelitos in front us and it ain’t gonna be pretty…happy Pride y’all…what would the “Straight Pride” flag look like…crocs and basic bitches for miles…more entertaining than offensive…we’re gonna stock up on fragrant lotions…queue the DJ rant…well, childbirth does usually involve opening one’s chocha…yeah, not over yet…Jack Rico may just have one of THE best radio voices ever…when 2 become 1, we guess…definitely a fake it to make it type of situation…hey, nerds can be tough guys too…oh hell, let’s just go door to door and podcast that way…said it before, say it again, pave your own damn way…is there a big difference between criticism and just plain ol’ opinion…again, let’s remove the stigma on mental health for Hispanics…uh-oh, not the Cuchi-Frito complex…End Song: “Rock DJ” by Robbie WilliamsHighly Relevant w/ Jack Rico: https://www.revolverpodcasts.com/shows/highly-relevant-with-jack-rico/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Punctuality continues mystifying Hispanics…what were we all trying to investigate in the 80s with so many PI shows…Levar Burton vs Mary Hart…camping is just #whitenonsense with tents…this may be the 2nd time we mention that Lynda Carter/Loni Anderson show…let’s just be thankful Mandy Moore survived the climb…having a career in radio this long is definitely a blessing…cardio with Rosie Perez, now THAT’S crossfit…always own who you are, being genuine is the best brand…maybe someday we’ll get an invite to perform off-Broadway…it’s all about the chemistry…our duality is part of the fun…End Song: Theme to Hart to HartCarolina Cadillo show: https://www.revolverpodcasts.com/shows/carolina-cadillo-show/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does anyone in the US know about Red Nose Day…GoT, aight ending or absolute disaster…all audiences want is a little happy ending for their time…shared pop culture is fewer and further between…let’s start listing the next live sitcoms to recreate…being late is a Hispanic way of life…for want of an SD card…never know where music can take you…sometimes collaborations are the best way to create…boxes are for storage, not people or art…let your path take you organically, but work for it…we can’t feel cute ALL the time…Siempre Selena…we’re shameless song requesters…hip-hop + harp = unforgettable…here’s hoping the US isn’t as far gone as we think…End Song: “Toda Tuya” by Abrina ft Frankie JAbrina: http://www.abrinamusic.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our first ever live show…thanks again to Union Beer Store for inviting us…we truly felt the love from everyone who came out in support…just be happy, Britney…don’t take the click bait…mira que los trapos sucios se sacan hoy en dia…cancel the cancel…clocked at 10 minutes for the CBS Sunday morning reference…sorry for the GOT spoilers, kids…seriously, we need to find a helium substitute…Betty White for Reina del Carnval…get it together Alabama…maybe instead of a stripper, may we suggest burlesque dancers at your funeral…LOST viewers are probably still upset…ugh, Pattinson as Batman, like Bruce wasn’t moody enough…the rainbow sherbet beer was sooooo delicious…End Song: “Shots” by LMFAOUnion Beer Store: http://unionbeerstore.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One day we’ll do a full episode in accents…vamos Latinos, keep erasing mental health stigma...although sometimes the Palmetto vs Turnpike can lead to madness…mira que Miami esta caro…make sure to use your powers for good…when isn’t nude, actually nude…life brings change, make sure you change with it…just because you’re homeless doesn’t mean you stop being a person…damn but that’s tremendo tiempo on our screens…I mean, they DO have clear band-aids…dammit internet now Ish has to defend Taylor Swift…trigger warning, you’re being coddled…maybe ogres do own marching bands, we don’t know…End Song: “Look What You Made Me Do” by Taylor SwiftNeighborhood Heroes: www.heroesintheneighborhood.comSweet Sirena: www.sweetsirena.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are we sure it’s not in English, maybe even Spanish…happy Juernes everyone…be like Madonna and never settle…we’re loathe to offend the color beige…yep, DJ met the godparents of Cuban-American everything…oh, racism, it’s like you’ll never leave us…if you can’t see a like on Instagram in the woods, does it still make a sound on a filter…late night desserts are the best…if you’re upset eating a cookie, I mean…such a lack of cold beverages…we swear, it wasn’t our intention to make him cry…stoners, inspiring food since way back when…whatever drives you, make sure it’s from a place of purity…sometimes you have to be a basic bitch to master the complex…and before we go, a lesson in vinylEnd Song: “Goodies” by CiaraNight Owl Cookies: http://nightowlcookieco.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 60. Pero…another swig with Mommas & MerlotLet’s get Morgan Fairchild on here too, porque no…when fake Friday collides with actual Friday…WE MISS YOU TOO VANESSA…quien mas tiene platos sin usar…why were those Precious Moments so sad all the time…sigh, Ish can’t really crush on non-meat eaters…BFFs by way of 10 minute conversation with Ana Navarro…yeah, we never really get around to Mueller…el tremendo eyeroll…we’re pretty sure the bachelorette letter is pure white nonsense…maybe bridesmaids should be capped at a certain number across the board…the curse of being a good dancer…no me digas you don’t love rice pilaf and chicken corden bleu…End Song: “Bootylicious” by Destiny’s Child Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paris is Burning…sometimes a French poodle is the most destructive force…en Medellin con Maluma y la Madonna…ay la politica…this week we engage in something most people have forgotten…discourse…we can agree to disagree…when we stop talking, we stop listening…you know this week DJ was all in his element…esoteric sodas are the least sugary…End Song: “Rhythm Nation” by Janet Jackson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry caballero, had a bit of a last minute situation so we couldn’t record this week but take a listen to when we had the pleasure of visiting the Que Bola podcast with our buddy Darwin Figueroa…be back next week with an all new episode!End Song: Anticipating by Britney Spears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 57. Pero…it’s a Hamburger House Party with Burger BeastLet the comelata continue…we may have to stage a flan intervention…#flanface…oh, Uncle Joe…mira, Hiealah deja la comemierderia del stress…more Asians need to take a stand and more of us should support them…always come back for seconds of Burger (Beast)…maybe DJ will put his recipe up, if you ask nice enough…hi Fat Girl Hedonist!…drag queens and NightOwl Cookies, the perfect combo…and add some Creamy Creations flan too…so many 10% fee plugs…hell YEAH we’re hosting Croquetapalooza…DJ totally created the box set concept…lots of love & croquetas to Britney Spears…End Song: Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes) by Britney SpearsAll About The Burger: https://burgerbeast.com/2019/02/26/all-about-the-burger-book/The Burger Museum: http://burgerbeast.com/burger-museum/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.