Pero Let Me Tell You

Didn’t know Mike & Ike was even still around…it’s always the least expected place…maybe if he’d shown her a document from God…one person shouldn’t become the avatar of a full company…como Walter, solo uno…what could a family watch together nowadays…seriously do NOT take Don Francisco and Betty White at the same time…End Song: “Satisfaction” by Britney Spears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stay safe LA friends…DJ, effecting change in media since last month…man, all roads DO lead to communism…ay, who hasn’t sent a naughty lil’ pic…it’s an online world, we just live in it…always offer Japanese whiskey…it’s my show and I’ll fanboy if I wanna…who didn’t want to be in a boy band in the early ‘00s…ambition is sexy, no two ways about it…even when DJ’s not here, we have to bring up Mariah…the man’s name is daddy after all…like a pirate…we hope Carol Channing haunted your Halloween…more guests should sing us out dammit…don’t miss out on the most fun even of the year…End Song: “Ice Cream” by Robbie EliasCroquetapalooza: https://burgerbeast.com/events/croquetapalooza/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Talk about a California adventure…Great, two DJ’s in one episode…Cuban bread is our common thread…never let the universe tell you about your life…no better pride than that of a parent …happy to report he is NOT a schmuck…get with the avocado program, California… words escape us how impressive Porto’s Bakery is…we always love an immigrant success story…she’s a crafty one that Mrs. Porto…live without a net caballero…giving back is beyond respectable…seriously, get that Thanksgiving papa rellena if in LA…and of COURSE, our tia Marta Darby!End Song: “Tradicion” by Gloria EstefanPorto’s Bakery: https://www.portosbakery.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is NOT easy to coordinate 6 people on one show…dirty name sodas are the best…hmmm, can Calle 8 handle all of us…representation matters across all levels…created families are the best, especially those with improv training…whatever you call yourself, just be sure to own it…customer service, why do you continue evading us here in Miami…man, but we love people who are quick with the wit…End Song: “California Dreaming” by Benny BenassiSpanish Aqui Presents: https://www.earwolf.com/show/spanish-aqui-presents/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

California loooove…no vaya, can’t even preach kindness anymore…who’s to say whether you’re enough of a this or a that…man, DJ gets salty when he’s been up for 24 hours…we love a humble legend…seriously, nothing like recording in a studio…hard work, caballero…cheesy as it sounds, life is about the little things…mmmm Flannigan’s ribs…who else misses liner notes…for the record, Pero Let Me Tell You does not endorse dropping out of school…be curious about the past…David Bass sounds like a lawyer on TV, not a singer…he’s the Spanish whisperer…Muñecos de Papel & Wild Orchid…persistence pays off…End Song: “Vivir Lo Nuestro” by La India & Marc AnthonyRudy Perez: http://rudyperez.com/Latin Songwriters Hall of Fame: https://www.latinsonghall.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously, who were all those people on stage with Juan Gabriel…we also didn’t do the thing we just did and were being accused of doing…fair time isn’t the worst thing…exactly how low-cost would a WalMart casket be…oooooo, we NEED to figure out how to see BBMak on their US tour…maybe Tommy Mottola has a ride share option…we know a little bit about big project undertakings…yeah, Alex really likes his SAT words…I mean, by now we ALL know who shot JR Ewing…libraries, still a great resource…great show, just not the Empire we’re talking about…those salacious cow udders…Ish’s Bette Davis can use some work…End Song: “Back Here” by BBMakThousand Movie Project: https://thousandmovieproject.com/author/asoron0424/BBMak: https://bbmak.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The salt of it all…just when we think Trump has topped himself…ethics isn’t something that should be politicized…man, this is a very musical type episode…can vegans still eat ass…freedom of speech extends to things you don’t like also…Uh-oh, we don’t wanna offend our Hialeah peeps…we’re sure it’s moisturizer from Navarro…you know you’re Miami if you recall Rick Sanchez…never underestimate the power of family…maybe don’t listen to Bigfoot’s online articles…yeah we can be fun, but we’re also gonna ask legit questions…communication is key caballero…we love a good sausage metaphor…step out of your comfort zone…wax poetic all you want my man…it’s all about la guaperia…we’re officially pastelitos…End Song: “Rebelion” by Joe Arroyo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 81. Pero…talkin’ la isla del encanto with singer/activist Ani CorderoMad with mold…bring on the Hispanic Heritage Month…when DJ calls out The View, it got real…multicam and cookbooks, that’s us in a nutshell…it’s called due diligence SNL…Miami’s in the top 5 of fun, bay-bee…it’s all about the Latino details…GeorgiaRican…sometimes a promesa isn’t all that promising…change was coming even before the storm…always exemplify the change you want to see…a machetazo…fertile soil is such a beauty of the Caribbean…music can help us all heal…are you a Mona or a Blanche…End Song: “Pan Pan (sin mantequilla)” by Ani CorderoAni Cordero: https://www.anicordero.net/PRIMA: https://www.primafund.org/Pin Pan Pun book: https://pinpanpun.co/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finally, the answer to who is Mathias Perez…no crocs at a Straight Pride parade is just wrong…let’s start the pitch for 2020 now…it’s just foolish to apply today to yesterday…Friends was progressive and we’l fight anyone who says different…ya saben, when in Peru try the soup…WWCD (What Would Celia Do)…seriously, we would’ve loved to be in that church…tributes should be about authenticity…you know we’ll let you know if we have that lunch with La India…Ryan can’t review toys in jail…let’s just have a Tristan spin-off already…End Song: “Ese Hombre” by La IndiaIndia: A Tribute to Celia Cruz: https://www.arshtcenter.org/Tickets/Calendar/2019-2020-Season/Cuba-Beat/Celia-Cruz/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ’s lament…get out and donate for the Bahamas mi gente…what have YOU done to help the world…hurricane house strap-ons save roofs…AFILADOOOOOOORRRRRR…battered calderos are the only ones that work…uh, how do we get Hitachis back in the US…even as commie-haters, we aren’t pro-blacklisting…of course we (sorta) prepare…be provocative, not offensive…calling people on their BS is so thankless…End Song: “You’re in a Bubble” by Geri HalliwellPan-American Development Foundation: https://www.padf.org/Red Cross: www.redcross.org/Hurricane/Dorian‎ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anyone else a rig dinger…man, nearly 30 years since Andrew…we want our snow day too, dammit…Ish is clearly less of a Miamian…latinos have all sorts of hands to fit all sorts of taladros…CVS receipts could wallpaper a whole HOA…chicken is yummier without homophobia…God bless Bebe Rexha…sigh, we can’t have nice Latin things…the opioid crisis is real, but there’s blame to go around…also, Percocet + Vodka = Great Martini…End Song: “Maybe” by Emma Bunton Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Always support local, especially when the hustlers are legit…maybe we can have like suites at hospitals for ethnic families only…ugh, ahora we have to go wear sombreros so racists can figure out which of us are latinx…stand united, always mi gente…ultimately we always come through in the end…mira pa’tras pa’ir pa’lante…seriously, we’re totally branding the Straight Pride parade as the Sapingo March…again, just be good to each other, it goes a long way….End Song: “Shiny, Happy People” by REMMartha of Miami: https://www.marthaofmiami.com/Dos Croquetas: https://www.doscroquetas.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s like everybody has a podcast…our summer is symbolically over…should we start a mall tour company…you know, old people racist…habla español, carajo…if you’re rational, ya empezastes mal…it’s simple, just be nice…photoshop at its best…conspiracy theories abound…in other alternative facts, we’re actually clones…it’s a click bait world…a memorial isn’t for selfies…pray to the podcast gods…Last Song: “I Love NY” by Madonna Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a long and sappy one…it’s raining more this summer than DJ’s rain medley…man, we miss essentially ripping off music companies…an algorithm isn’t discovery…there has to be a way to get Blockbuster back…the import section was the best, and severely over-priced…there has to be a middle ground on gun control, there just has to be…BTW, us Latinos, Latinas, Latinx and Hispanics aren’t going ANYWHERE anytime soon…the one time cancel culture actually allows you to cancel…we like to think our listeners are fans of irony…yeah, the older we get the more sentimental…never forget, this world needs all the kindness we can give…End Song: “White Diamond” by Kylie Minogue Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maybe there isn’t an English translation for mamey…condensed milk just makes everything better…a well-known fact is Columbus’ love of coriander…sometimes click bait is more dangerous than what’s actually said…all people deserve love of family, except for people who wear socks with crocs…is there an age where it’s best to take action with a possibly trans kid…when apologizing for your actions, maybe you don’t blame it on your sexuality…maybe being up front about your douche-baggery is refreshing…look, if you’re unapologetic about being an ass, you’d better be a trust fund kid…here’s to mango season…End Song: “El Tamarindo” by Kinito Mendez Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, it’s another longer ep…gas guzzle, much…take as many vacations as you want…it doesn’t hurt much if it’s a one-hit wonder…sometimes you’re the wrong kind of 1%...dammit, not ALL Cubans do cocaine…ay, we all have that word we only remember in Spanish…grown adults should NOT be a #squad…sometimes you’re guilty even if we can’t prove it, prove it…the real lesson here is NEVER insult Ricky Martin…seriously, meth heads would have nasty Q-tips… Set your Google alerts guys…Jesus to Kimmy Gibbler’s husband, natural progression…it’s always about the Fame school…he ain’t wrong about the Latino rythym…if I’m Meryl Streep, I’m putting “THE” in front of my name…let’s all sleep under the stars in the desert…bringing authenticity to a character…Desi Arnaz, one of our personal heroes…we LOOOOVE a guest who feels comfortable enough to curse…more people should spend the day before their birthday with us…End Song: “Shock Your Mama” by Debbie Gibson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Musicals have a way of creeping up on ya…don’t hate on vacations…Ish gets to pick DJ’s cosplay, decisions, decisions…when in doubt, it’s anime…caballero, como que they forgot about Luis Miguel…Justin Bieber or Perez Hilton…we’ve traded summer movies for summer song…consent is implied in The Little Mermaid…arguing with conspiracy nuts is the epitome of futile…ah yes, Wendy Soulka and La Tigresa del Oriente…End Song: “Friday” by Rebecca Black Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We could have had a show so much earlier…that magical time of the week when Juernes rolls around…what role would you play on Real World…seriously, they should film the next season in Hialeah…when the guaperia is a bit too much from a cop…so much gray area…just cuz you’re a horrible human being doesn’t mean you deserve jail time…regla or regla…the days of MySpace seem so simple now…well, at least he’ll peak around the time he came out so that’s a thing…Fernando and Kimmy for spin-off…please, let’s pull back on the knee jerk reactions caballeroEnd Song: “Broken” by Juan Pablo di Pace Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beyond time for Mary J Blige to be honored…la pobre Marilyn…cakes, cakes, cakes…when social media abandons you…it’s like being a victim is the new fashion trend…don’t ever put your ex on blast on social, it’s just not cute…mira que hablamos de la Taylor…some people are human coleslaw…how can we discuss if we don’t learn first…hasta en las mejores familias…never arm the opposition…so now we just listen to random things for relaxation…End Song: “No More Drama” by Mary J Blige Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man, the SLS Hotel in Las Vegas was lots of fun…they ain’t kidding about a dry heat, but a poolside cabana does help…Robbie Williams, totally worth the 20 year wait…guys, check out Fresh or Phresh…Mr. Ish, opening a salon near you…for the record, we DID cry…next trip, maybe should be Punta Cana…diversify your trips caballero…bring on the lobster…mmm, could totally go for a completa…traveling with friends is possibly the best way to visit places…whoa, Benny Hill = El Gordo Porcel…dammit, next time Pia, next time…End Song: “Live in Las Vegas” by Robbie WilliamsThe Rum Train Experience: https://therumtrain.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vegas, baby…check out the Rum Train y’all…whose food has priority…ay la gente siempre tienen un problema with everything…how I loathe coming to the defense of the bland…pffft, the Spice Girls are all about inclusivity and we loved their music since forever…Lucy Lopez is jealous of our name, dreams come true…we all have that one station in our city…one more meeting twice for the first time for Ish…the wild, wild west with respect…the Miami accent, our ultimate love/hate relationship…what “bro” are you guilty of…aww Mirta de Perales, RIP…bring on the Cuban sandwich controversy…mmm, Jupiña… keep destigmatizing mental health issues caballero…nothing like Power Love Hour dedications…Lynn Manuel Martinez…End Song: “Stranger” by Hilary DuffThe Rum Train Experience: https://therumtrain.com/Power 96: https://power96.radio.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That’s us, the Kelly & Ryan of Miami…a week later, we’re still gonna be stuffed from all the food we ate at this recording…food show in audio, pitch it to Food Network…always buy local…yeah, we know we talk about Publix, A LOT…really, though, the DR gave us Charytin, it can’t be that bad…guess, any size drink is as good as another…the Flan-tastic Donut from Mojo Donuts and Creamy Creations is proof of a higher power’s existence…customer service, some day Miami shall know you…genuinely only 3 of us remembered Mother Butler…Happy Father’s Day…maybe it’s Lil’ Kim Jong Un…yup, one more Canadian…grandmother no es lo mismo as abuela…again, thank you to everyone who came to see us and for those of you at home…End Song: “Informer” by SnowBurger Museum: https://burgerbeast.com/burger-museum/Marth of Miami: https://www.marthaofmiami.com/Mojo Donuts: http://www.mojodonuts.com/Reed’s Soda: https://www.drinkreeds.com/Sakaya Kitchen: http://www.sakayakitchen.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Put a box of pastelitos in front us and it ain’t gonna be pretty…happy Pride y’all…what would the “Straight Pride” flag look like…crocs and basic bitches for miles…more entertaining than offensive…we’re gonna stock up on fragrant lotions…queue the DJ rant…well, childbirth does usually involve opening one’s chocha…yeah, not over yet…Jack Rico may just have one of THE best radio voices ever…when 2 become 1, we guess…definitely a fake it to make it type of situation…hey, nerds can be tough guys too…oh hell, let’s just go door to door and podcast that way…said it before, say it again, pave your own damn way…is there a big difference between criticism and just plain ol’ opinion…again, let’s remove the stigma on mental health for Hispanics…uh-oh, not the Cuchi-Frito complex…End Song: “Rock DJ” by Robbie WilliamsHighly Relevant w/ Jack Rico: https://www.revolverpodcasts.com/shows/highly-relevant-with-jack-rico/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Punctuality continues mystifying Hispanics…what were we all trying to investigate in the 80s with so many PI shows…Levar Burton vs Mary Hart…camping is just #whitenonsense with tents…this may be the 2nd time we mention that Lynda Carter/Loni Anderson show…let’s just be thankful Mandy Moore survived the climb…having a career in radio this long is definitely a blessing…cardio with Rosie Perez, now THAT’S crossfit…always own who you are, being genuine is the best brand…maybe someday we’ll get an invite to perform off-Broadway…it’s all about the chemistry…our duality is part of the fun…End Song: Theme to Hart to HartCarolina Cadillo show: https://www.revolverpodcasts.com/shows/carolina-cadillo-show/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does anyone in the US know about Red Nose Day…GoT, aight ending or absolute disaster…all audiences want is a little happy ending for their time…shared pop culture is fewer and further between…let’s start listing the next live sitcoms to recreate…being late is a Hispanic way of life…for want of an SD card…never know where music can take you…sometimes collaborations are the best way to create…boxes are for storage, not people or art…let your path take you organically, but work for it…we can’t feel cute ALL the time…Siempre Selena…we’re shameless song requesters…hip-hop + harp = unforgettable…here’s hoping the US isn’t as far gone as we think…End Song: “Toda Tuya” by Abrina ft Frankie JAbrina: http://www.abrinamusic.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our first ever live show…thanks again to Union Beer Store for inviting us…we truly felt the love from everyone who came out in support…just be happy, Britney…don’t take the click bait…mira que los trapos sucios se sacan hoy en dia…cancel the cancel…clocked at 10 minutes for the CBS Sunday morning reference…sorry for the GOT spoilers, kids…seriously, we need to find a helium substitute…Betty White for Reina del Carnval…get it together Alabama…maybe instead of a stripper, may we suggest burlesque dancers at your funeral…LOST viewers are probably still upset…ugh, Pattinson as Batman, like Bruce wasn’t moody enough…the rainbow sherbet beer was sooooo delicious…End Song: “Shots” by LMFAOUnion Beer Store: http://unionbeerstore.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One day we’ll do a full episode in accents…vamos Latinos, keep erasing mental health stigma...although sometimes the Palmetto vs Turnpike can lead to madness…mira que Miami esta caro…make sure to use your powers for good…when isn’t nude, actually nude…life brings change, make sure you change with it…just because you’re homeless doesn’t mean you stop being a person…damn but that’s tremendo tiempo on our screens…I mean, they DO have clear band-aids…dammit internet now Ish has to defend Taylor Swift…trigger warning, you’re being coddled…maybe ogres do own marching bands, we don’t know…End Song: “Look What You Made Me Do” by Taylor SwiftNeighborhood Heroes: www.heroesintheneighborhood.comSweet Sirena: www.sweetsirena.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are we sure it’s not in English, maybe even Spanish…happy Juernes everyone…be like Madonna and never settle…we’re loathe to offend the color beige…yep, DJ met the godparents of Cuban-American everything…oh, racism, it’s like you’ll never leave us…if you can’t see a like on Instagram in the woods, does it still make a sound on a filter…late night desserts are the best…if you’re upset eating a cookie, I mean…such a lack of cold beverages…we swear, it wasn’t our intention to make him cry…stoners, inspiring food since way back when…whatever drives you, make sure it’s from a place of purity…sometimes you have to be a basic bitch to master the complex…and before we go, a lesson in vinylEnd Song: “Goodies” by CiaraNight Owl Cookies: http://nightowlcookieco.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 60. Pero…another swig with Mommas & MerlotLet’s get Morgan Fairchild on here too, porque no…when fake Friday collides with actual Friday…WE MISS YOU TOO VANESSA…quien mas tiene platos sin usar…why were those Precious Moments so sad all the time…sigh, Ish can’t really crush on non-meat eaters…BFFs by way of 10 minute conversation with Ana Navarro…yeah, we never really get around to Mueller…el tremendo eyeroll…we’re pretty sure the bachelorette letter is pure white nonsense…maybe bridesmaids should be capped at a certain number across the board…the curse of being a good dancer…no me digas you don’t love rice pilaf and chicken corden bleu…End Song: “Bootylicious” by Destiny’s Child Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paris is Burning…sometimes a French poodle is the most destructive force…en Medellin con Maluma y la Madonna…ay la politica…this week we engage in something most people have forgotten…discourse…we can agree to disagree…when we stop talking, we stop listening…you know this week DJ was all in his element…esoteric sodas are the least sugary…End Song: “Rhythm Nation” by Janet Jackson Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sorry caballero, had a bit of a last minute situation so we couldn’t record this week but take a listen to when we had the pleasure of visiting the Que Bola podcast with our buddy Darwin Figueroa…be back next week with an all new episode!End Song: Anticipating by Britney Spears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 57. Pero…it’s a Hamburger House Party with Burger BeastLet the comelata continue…we may have to stage a flan intervention…#flanface…oh, Uncle Joe…mira, Hiealah deja la comemierderia del stress…more Asians need to take a stand and more of us should support them…always come back for seconds of Burger (Beast)…maybe DJ will put his recipe up, if you ask nice enough…hi Fat Girl Hedonist!…drag queens and NightOwl Cookies, the perfect combo…and add some Creamy Creations flan too…so many 10% fee plugs…hell YEAH we’re hosting Croquetapalooza…DJ totally created the box set concept…lots of love & croquetas to Britney Spears…End Song: Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes) by Britney SpearsAll About The Burger: https://burgerbeast.com/2019/02/26/all-about-the-burger-book/The Burger Museum: http://burgerbeast.com/burger-museum/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Public debate Jimmy Fallon or Lonely Island or neither…charges dropped vs cleared of charges…feet are gross, no debate needed…si no te puedes limpiar el fondillo, you shouldn’t be on social media…#FakeFriday…in a pinch, a glue gun might get the job done…ay, people just aren’t happy regardless…maybe we’ll start playing Fortnite too…she’s telling all of our stories…6%?! That’s insane in 2019…Rita Moreno is a national treasure and then some…seriously, how many times can a sitcom make a person cry…a sitcom with 2 almost middle-aged podcast hosts would be a massive hit…never be afraid to represent…seriously though, don’t steal our reboot ideas, this acts as a copyright lite…come back, Crystal Bernard…End Song: Theme from “Wings” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let’s find the Latina Suze Orman to swing by our show…here goes another frivolous lawsuit…maybe sometimes we should tell kids they CAN’T do everything they dream…at what point do you have to step back and concede…whenever you feel unmotivated, just think of Chef Hales…live abroad, hell, at least away from where you were born…tap into your experiences to create your future…seriously, Purdy Lounge should be on tourist excursions…fine dining doesn’t need to be expensive to be delicious…camp-tacular doesn’t even begin to describe…End Song: “Acapulco H.E.A.T.” themeSakaya Kitchen: http://www.sakayakitchen.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, now we know where that Full House money went…ugh, we couldn’t get accepted to higher education now, guess it’s 5 more years of podcasting, then…Take up your pens for fantasia, my fellow Latinx writers…mira que we love the supernatural…magical realism isn’t the worst thing to be known for…ugh, nobody wants a disembodied racist head…see “This Changes Everything,” fantastic documentary, thanks Miami Film Festival…don’t lift up stuff that sucks…virulently (for the record)…unlike culottes, racism has never gone away…never change Calle Ocho…End Song: “Goin’ Down” by Melanie CDaniel Jose Older: http://danieljoseolder.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a Miami thing…what defines YOUR hometown…guava on everything…que rico, los aguacates…RIP Luke Perry & Katherine Helmond…is there a difference between narcissism and autosexuality…but, of course, you should love yourself…still not over that guy being Australian…if only LaToya and Lindsay collaborated on, well, anything…maybe documentaries aren’t supposed to be journalistic…congrats to whoever won the CBS Sunday Morning pool…sometimes we really do have to stop and realize how lucky we are…don’t forget to swing by Hialeah for 305 Day…End Song: “Feels Like Love” by LaToya JacksonLittle Wings Wine: https://www.littlewingswine.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we welcome Gabriel Lopez, The Punisher 305 from XQume Miami and Miami Geeks podcast, as our guest co-host…sometimes a logo’s just a logo, even when it’s upside down and mistaken for the name of God…said it before, say it again, never change Hialeah…with all his voices, it’s like having multiple co-hosts…oh Jussie, who even has checks in 2019…let’s see if charges stick to R Kelly this time…you know how much we love our song title conversations…ugh, now I have to rethink my love Michael Jackson music too...documentaries are an odd sort of objective, but with an angle…if you’re in Miami on March 9, head out to 305 Day and keep an eye out for all 3 of us!End Song: “Still Not a Player” Big Pun Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, we sorta had to record in a hurry of sorts, so yeah, echo…ugh, it’s never good to give racistas ammunition…how small can a bleach bottle be…it WAS filmed in Japan…is there like a fashion council to petition or something…What can you really confess to in a taxi?…just 3 Miami boys chatting it up…all saying to the contrary, arroz con mango is pretty yummy…sometimes you just have to take that leap…delightfully inappropriate…we all love ourselves a bit of HGTV…if you’re going to be petty, at least have a purpose…look at us having a 6 degrees of separation moment…listen if that guy didn’t let his limits stop him from his dream…End Song: “What Dreams are Made of” by Hilary DuffOrlando Leyba: http://heylando.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We really are going to be everywhere this weekend…if only we actually liked gold…you CAN do a $5 foot long dammit….sad week when blackface is the lead story so damn often…ay Gucci, that turtleneck isn’t just offensive it’s hideous…anyone wanna take a stab at what the Lohan brand is about…train wreck begets train wreck, we suppose…implied sex is just as hot sometimes…Diana Ross should tour with Celine Dion…mmmm, freestyle & sandwiches…CLONE CLUB FOREVER…an elemental medley is the best kinda medley…End Song: “Goldeneye” by Tina Turner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Overall a less than super, Bowl game…stupid M.A.S.H. ratings…sometimes, you pick the topic and sometimes the topic picks you…maybe it’s time to remake Silence of the Lambs WITH Julie Andrews as Hannibal Lecter…tenacity, it’s what we do…no, really Ish is still deathly afraid of pressure cookers…reclaim YOUR time, listeners…now taking suggestions on how to make our food “clean”…RIP el camello…said it once, say it again, latinos come in all colors…politics and DC go together like arroz con pollo…Venezuela and all of Latin America needs more coverage AND representation, dammit…go Ana Navarro…always look for ways to give back…if you’re in Los Angeles, try Equelecua, you won’t regret it…End Song: “Wake Up Call (Mark Ronson mix)” by Maroon 5Adventure Amputee Camp: https://adventureamputeecamp.org/Equelecua Vegan Café: https://equelecuacafe.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Empire IS better, but c’mon Ewoks are sooooo cute…Remember when the wildest thing related to airlines we brought up was peacocks…dear fellow Spanish speakers, let’s agree that grajo really has no translation…VENEZUELA ESTAMOS CONTIGO…ojala que change is on its way for our Venezuelan brothers and sisters…we still can’t believe we spoke with such an iconic part of our childhood…representation matters, even when you’re made of felt…a children’s educational program is still possibly the most consistently progressive thing on TV…44 years HAS to be a record, it just has to be…GodSpell, Sesame Street, Loud House AND SVU?!?...now we’re just one degree from Lin-Maunel Miranda AND Rita Moreno…DJ gave THAT GUY a last soda?!?!...pretty sure everyone guessed how we were gonna end this episode…End Song: “Sesame Street” theme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 47. Pero…it’s 2019 and we’re back with Season 2!So much to catch up on, even if we saw each other last week…quick poll, who prefers DJ with short hair…seriously, Gaga your enigma isn’t that mysterious…what happens in Vegas gets posted on our IG…be angry but don’t pretend to be surprised by R Kelly’s antics…don’t pretend you didn’t love seeing all those entitled brats get suckered on a Caribbean island…Madge even influences our use of curse words, apparently…sometimes finding the last soda isn’t as easy as you’d think…don’t forget to be one of the first three to send us the secret word via DM…End Song: “Do What You Want” by Lady Gaga ft R Kelly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you all for your love this year and tuning in to hear the rants of two lifelong friends. Hope you have a great holiday full of family, love and all the best! Happy 2019 a todos!P.S. – we’ll only be gone for 2 weeks….promise :-)Intro Song: “Feliz Navidad” by CharoEnd Song: “Burrito Sabanero (remix)” by DJ Laz Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yo, CBS Sunday Morning, sponsor us already…send us emails people…anybody with Expose connections, hook some brothers up…frankly, the Academy should just ask us to host the Oscars…who better for year-end guests…there’s a Hialeah in every country…latinos, not known for subtlety…shout out Vicky Bakery…we tried, but words don’t really capture Hialeah…check out Love & Hostages….for the last time, South Beach is NOT Miami…PALO is one of the best live acts in South Florida…Sabado Gigante, gone but not forgotten…even Olympians are on the show…no matter how old, you never lose the ‘ito’…authenticity always shines through…we do genuinely love ALL our guests…RIP Rosa Maria PlasenciaEnd Song: “Into the Night” Benny MardonesHialeah the Series: https://www.facebook.com/HialeahSeries/Adopted by Aliens: https://igg.me/at/AdoptedByAliens/x/19004233Love & Hostages: Available to stream on Amazon Prime, iTunes, Google Play and Roku TVThe Fallen Patriots Fund: http://www.fallenpatriotfund.org/Amigos for Kids: https://amigosforkids.org/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for the Christmas tree shortage, Amazon…at least our 100th should have cidra…RIP President Bush…bad decisions don’t make a bad person…context is everything…she’s literally leaning in for the damn kiss…during these holidays, make sure to eat ALL the bacon and lechon…We agree, no boots in Dallas or Miami until it’s at least below 75 degrees…still wearing our geek on our sleeve…can’t out train your diet, especially during the holidays…so often things are in the works without us knowing it…social media, where benefit meets tragedy daily…Kevin, you’re an honorary Latino as far as we’re concerned…food really is the great connector… we’re now officially one degree from Oprah…choices, people, choices…End Song: “Physical” by Olivia Newton-John & Jane LynchFit Men Cook: https://fitmencook.comHabitat for Humanity: https://www.habitat.orgBRC: http://www.brc.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Give JLove some love…llegaron las navidad…coquito is way better than egg nog…should we buy a vaquita…nothing says Merry Christmas like Gilead trees…kiss who you want, within reason, of course…double Beckham pop kiss…Chicago and Hialeah, more similar than you’d imagine…know where you’re from, know where you’re going…ideas are great, but the details make it come to life…an island full of contradictions…is there anything “Friends” can’t do…both and neither simultaneously…damn age restrictions…ugh, poverty porn…yummy, a McFrita’s…#lechonlifeCubaOne Foundation: www.cubaone.orgEveryday Ambassador: www.everydayambassador.orgGuardian Ad Litem: http://guardianadlitem.org/The Hero Initiative: https://www.heroinitiative.org/End Song: “Let Your Head Go” by Victoria Beckham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Japi Sangibing…so long as the food is yummy, nothing else matters…Indians & Pilgrims celebrated a massacre with pie & whipped cream…secret origins can be disappointing at times…Always with the real Havana Club…the Pero Happy Hour…double trouble when chatting with twins…cigars and café con leche are on most Cuban baby registries…damn right grown and sexy…evolving even after death…pretty sure most of our listeners argue with us each week…never be afraid to be the first…Latinos come in all shades…despite loving Celia Cruz, don’t “Celia Cruz” anyone…ya esta Bueno ya…blackface in 2018 caballero…more than anything we’re thankful for all of you!End Song: “The Jeffersons” themeTres Lindas Cubanas: http://www.treslindascubanascigars.com/Afro Latinos Professionals Group: https://www.facebook.com/AfroLatinoProfessionals/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep is a bit long, but worth it…Xuxa and Lady Marmalade, perfect combo…Glitter, the product and the album, show up when you least expect them…when we’re upset over new versions of Monopoly, the terrorists have won…thanks for white nonsense, Mommas and Merlot…check out our Gamer Comic Expo coverage on YouTube…Cocaine cowboys, you know those were fast horses…when lies come true, are they still lies…no lie, growing up Ish thought marimberos were a type of musician…trickle down works when narcotics are flowing…in Florida, true crime was hot before it was hot…nobody cares until you step on their corn…Miami Vice was basically a fictionalized documentary…yeah, Hispanics were even part of Watergate…”because Miami” may just be our new tagline…can’t wait to see “Screwball”…End Song: “Amazing Spider-Man theme”GeekBro: http://www.geekbro.net/Billy Corben: http://www.rakontur.com/cocaine-cowboys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shootings shouldn’t be the new normal…even sans Posh, Girl Power makes everything better…if only Prince had run for office…always choose half full, total people are still gonna be comemierdas..Start book clubs mi gente…60 people is an intimate family by Hispanic standards…where would you leave a loved ones ashes…sign of a good writer? Being able to write about somewhere without being there…it’s never easy to write about yourself…seriously, watch One Day at a Time…never give up a chance to quote Legally Blonde…this is quite the quote heavy episode…ya sabes, be professional…ebook vs physical book…we always miss our loved ones…End Song: “40 y 20” by Jose JoseGeekBro: http://www.geekbro.net/Chanel Cleeton: http://www.chanelcleeton.com/Gamer Comic Expo: https://www.gamercomicexpo.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4 voices at once…Stephanie’s jingle jangle bracelet is almost a lullaby…sometimes you choose podcasting, sometimes podcasting chooses you…Spice Up ALL our lives…ha, they think we’re structured…sometimes you get pastelitos, sometimes you get meats & cheeses…burlap is the modern event planner’s soul killer…btw kids, you can now find us on the Geek Bro network…if you don’t love Maleficent, you can’t sit with us…stop the white nonsense, brag boards aren’t a bad thing…Broadway bonding…even in Miami, winter is coming…Beyonce, really not even Solange…this week’s last soda totally devolved thanks to wine…End Song: Once Upon a Dream (From “Maleficent”/Young Ruffian Remix) by Lana del ReyGeek Bro: http://www.geekbro.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.