Pero Let Me Tell You

Punta Brown should be a Crayola color…thanks again Lucy…even buffets are changing names…you know we love our Dominicanos…congrats to our guests who are nominated for Imagen Awards…RIP Officer Cesar "Echy" Echaverry…Woodstock ’99, the original Fyre Festival with actual fire…and not a single frat boy (to our knowledge) was arrested for rioting or arson…a DJ story Ish actually doesn’t know…posting yourself ‘quiet quitting’ isn’t exactly quiet…OF COURSE Ish knows why DJ doesn’t like Irreplaceable…even Tweets about old appliances or cancer devolve…Eva Mendes definitely gets things ‘cuban clean’…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Rounds: Use promo code PERO for 15% off your first order at https://www.therounds.co Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Lucy Lopez…mmm Stephen’s Deli has way too many options, a great problem…we love a local girl who represents…we should invite more husbands/wives…dropping ideas left & right…opportunities for everyone…said it before & again, REPRESENTATION MATTERS…ladies, listen to this industry legend…Ish might be a masochist, but he would play Castro…don’t forget the real star is Ana Villafañe…any uncynical politicians even left…the homeless need our help…can’t leave our veterans just hanging out there…#nostoriesaboutuswithoutusTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another one off the wish list…he really was that impactful to Ish on the Golden Girls…you don’t work this long without being good at your job…nobody should be a ‘Generic-an”…who wouldn’t want to work with Rita Moreno…it’s all about bringing authenticity to every role…Ish & Tony may just be new BFFs…perhaps they’ll even just drink lots of vodka together…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Start every day with Charo…Ish loves his birthday and is so an August…bring on the vacations…who will be our guest host…DJ’s picason from trypophobia is very real…being recognized en un salon is the epitome of our universe…Cracker Barrel meatless sausage is not communism, people…congrats Ana Navarro…like sands in the hourglass, so goes Days of Our Lives to streaming…ok, but seriously 25 people to write ONE song…Ruben Rabasa is definitely an icon and example of never give up on your goals…Corte Tropical is an under appreciated classic…Enrique Santos, showing us how to reply to trolls…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We need more of DJ’s Jojo Siwa…memories of salad bars of yore…all the history of retail giants you never thought you’d learn…OH YEAH, WE’RE IN A MUSEUM…sometimes planets align…Boars Head has a reference manual…it’s true, los drive thrus are outta hand…time investment is the ultimate form of no turning back…dammit, even Muppets are racist now…the irony of it being Rosita is NOT lost on us…dear IG, you’re not Tik Tok, signed everyone…trolls, you’re the worst but hey engagement is engagement…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We do love the sass…legit, get yourself to streaming music platforms and listen to Vikina’s music…one more great interview at Union Beer…sometimes better to lose these things…the difference between a singer and a recording artist explained…dyed in the wool Kendaleah girl…once you find your voice, make sure it’s heard loud and proud…one of our fave interviews and can’t wait to see her perform more around Miami and the world…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ, King of Cruising…just don’t tell us the calories on a cruise…so much learning about cruises and ocean liners this ep…que fancy con el high tea…was buying Twitter just tremendo hoax…frankly, the world could stand to under populate for a little while…let’s get our own MasterClass…NASA’s pic proves we don’t have the answers, and that’s ok…uffff, maybe Castro isn’t the best subject for a kids book…seriously, why is everyone so deadset on glorifying this man…many times, omission is choosing a side…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pa’l crucero vamos…yeah, we handle anxiety way differently…good to know DJ can start an Uber como un part time…goes to show, doesn’t matter how educated you are/aren’t, Latinos are still not understood…is it as simple as just not caring enough to care about cultures…should Jamie Lee Curtis get heat for her comments about Ana de Armas even if she owns up to it…mmm, Manolo’s…the ham debacle of 1952 is generational trauma…let’s bring back ‘la visita’…do yourselves a favor, watch Gordita Chronicles pero ya…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Of course we recorded at Beat Culture during Heat playoffs….if we don’t tell our stories, how will…did anyone see Amparo and NOT cry…Abrecamino is definitely putting in the work…funny, how two people can just click so quickly…oddly enough, being specific allows you to reach more people…interactivity is the key for the arts…let’s just own up to being the Crazy Cubans…legit, we wanna be a meme at 84 (or younger!)…tell the stories before the storytellers are gone…Martians unite!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, this is a nostalgia heavy episode…corrections corner on Bhutan…look at us teaching about English government…El Gordo Porcel and Benny Hill, separated at birth…let’s make our next live show at a cafetorium…what would Donna Martin’s slogan be today…even with mislabeling, Cristina was ahead of her time…is socially conscious salsa music a thing…sure it’s hard to make friends in Miami but some of us ARE friendly…work that TRL stage, DJ…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We COULD be good for bubble baths…more comforting, bread or bratwurst…choosing a Starbucks drink can be pretty stressful…R Kelly is now going to be trapped in the jail cell..welcome back Toto, Rick Astley & Kate Bush…is there some type of happy birthday royalties…Roe v Wade opens the gates..Supreme Court needs balance..Justice Thomas, don’t pull those threads too hard about annulling marriages..finally saw Father of the Bride…waiting in Miami Dr offices is pure entertainment…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Of course Ish gets their name wrong…dance is a family affair…culture knows no geo boundaries…talk about a sister act…Swan Lake a la Cubana…a dancer diet is VERY different in a communist country…glad to see the ballerina body image is changing…como dicen, the show must go on…a technical dancer isn’t necessarily a good dancer…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rough week? Drink a bottle of champers…IT’S MANGO SEASON…that yellow bag just hits better…Cristal and pizza…long as you’re not a Bitcoin Bro, you ARE Miami AF…sometimes we just do our bit in the wild…colorism is so engrained in latino culture, we don’t even realize it…congrats to Father of the Bride…Beyonce is entering her older diva dance video phase…DJ loves shuffle Drake…Deborah Cox is NOT freestyle…DJ = hip-hop remix, Ish = dance remix…a Walk to Remember makes everyone weep…we did wind up at Caja Caliente…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring on the World Cup, logistical nightmare and all…maybe we can bring back Columbia House AND BMG…legit sure we’re the only ones talking about Billie Piper on a US podcast this week…there’s tone deaf and then there’s just plain off…yeah, let’s definitely follow the lead of the community vs creating ice cream…representation matters, kids…Lizzo just looks like she radiates light and positivity…there’s a difference between a lesson and a talking down to…hope DJ never has to pray in English to diffuse a bomb or something…we need these Carlos Rojas stories told in first person…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know we love an underdog success story…sometimes it’s not reinventing the wheel, but making sure it works better…please have that delicious vegan sandwich more available…embrace your culture and your community…it really is one of Ish’s happy places…legit, nicest restaurant bathroom around...ok, so Marcus Lemonis is spontaneous…support local, but more than that, support awesome people…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So begins rainy season…way to ruin a proposal Disney employee…maybe Mickey jail IS happy...just cuz drag queens slay, it’s not lethal…if everything is breaking news, then nothing is breaking news…DJ’s sayings might just be our next shirts…hey VH-1, cast US on ‘I Love the 20s’…sometimes you need to take a hard look at the evidence, and yourself…those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it…we’re bombarded with too much information…why DO we know so many British words?…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is a kinda long ep today…el agua salada es buenisima…teaching comfort limits early…what inflation…Montana & the oldest Chinese restaurant, who knew…ahhh welcome CBS Sunday Morning…mmm chaufa…sure it’s still a $1 but it’s not the same…DJ & pan de bono = ecstasy…like a bad neighbor, State Farm’s no longer there…congrats Laverne Cox & Mattel…happy Pride y’all…we love to engage in discussion…so much grey in the world…believe, but verify cuz toxic is toxic…we figured you out CVS…Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cuban-American country singer from Miami, it’s a thing…there’s always room for inserting culture….minority is kinda insulting a term…hmm frijoles negros in Nashville…finally someone to explain crypto currency…maybe we’ll do some PLMTY NFT..even outside Miami, you’re always 305…don’t set up your own barriers…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alexandria Aniyah Rubio, 10…Alithia Ramirez, 10…Amerie Jo Garza, 10…Annabell Guadalupe Rodriguez, 10…Eliahana Cruz Torres, 10…Eliana “Ellie” Garcia, 9…Eva Mireles, 44…Irma Garcia…Jackie Cazares, 10…Jailah Nicole Silguero, 10…Jayce Luevanos, 10…Jose Flores, 10…Layla Salazar, 10…Makenna Lee Elrod, 10…Maite Rodriguez…Miranda Mathis, 11…Nevaeh Bravo…Rojelio Torres, 10…Tess Marie Mata…Uziyah Garcia, 10…Xavier Lopez, 10…https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/donate-to-texas-elementary-school-shooting-reliefTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Us + Dos Croquetas = perfect combo…la carpa and comegenes is so dramatic…how many Brit songs can we work into any episode…sometimes people just shouldn’t mix…the definition of beauty NEEDS to be modified and expanded…also, who is anyone to say someone’s not beautiful…wow, suing for grandkids, la cosa esta seria...catfish text messages, now we have a new low people…thanks again Dos Croquetas for the delicious food and yummy Jupiña slushie…ahhh, chain restaurants how we love thee…and just like that we now have dates for Red Lobster AND Olive Garden…Celia Cruz and mimes, just another ep for PLMTY…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroCuba Nostalgia: http://www.cubanostalgia.orgThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Art shouldn’t be formal…different students aren’t bad students…dando cabezasos se aprende…El Dorado & SoHo House, essentials people…abstract but recognizable…interpret art for yourself…you never know where you’ll find a teacher…OMG, his baby is SUPER cute…inspiration comes at any time…at times, your story is that of others…be your own gallery…if you have a platform, you should give back…’cuz I wanted to see the ass’ is our new reason for everything…la Hitachi proves its utility yet again…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyCuba Nostalgia: http://www.cubanostalgia.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Linens N Things vs Bed Bath & Beyond…Bye bye iPod…seriously, in OUR day music was just different…convenience vs experience…does anybody like mimes…Muppets are people, live with it…tone deaf AND poverty porn…maybe one day we’ll live in a box at the Perez Art Museum…PR doing it’s job shouldn’t be an outrage…why can’t fun things be fun anymore…let’s start a Grimace Appreciation Day (GAD?)…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroCuba Nostalgia: http://www.cubanostalgia.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Congrats on the babies…the Miami hustle is real…hard work truly does pay off…use that platform…no seriously, she’s like the happiest pregnant woman we’ve ever seen…of course Ish asks the question in the dumbest way possible…never apologize for who you are...boxes are for gifts, not for people…kids are flipping language sponges…single moms deserve ALL the love and respect…we miss Sabado Gigante…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If it’s not Mariah, it’s U2…again, if you love an artist, your fave song shouldn’t be a hit single…dive into the deep end people…fine, if it’s just an excuse to drink tequila then bring on Cinco de Mayo…Anna Wintour is less than amused this week…life needs distractions…imbalances are never a good thing when rights are at stake…ay la hipocresia...seriously, if that’s not your job then what is, Justice Alito…the unborn are the perfect protected class…no, black face is NEVER ok…we’ll say it again, BLACK FACE IS NEVER OK…Spice Girls make everything better…we love over-educated women…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroCuba Nostalgia: http://www.cubanostalgia.org Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Serving papers and truth…Twitter is already horrible…does a tweet exist in an echo chamber…see (or hear) something, say something…ay chica, ya deja lo de la mascara…seriously, do WASPs need reminding they have kids…ahhh the smell of fierce…great fitting clothes, horrible racist CEOs…hmmm, the origin of DJ’s Publix cake debacle involves Kmart…blue cheese and shrimp…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love catching up with old friends…seriously do NOT watch Minx with kids in the room…shows in the 70s are period pieces and now we need to sit down…found family is family…crazy to think this show was filmed en pleno pandemic…if you’re in LA you really need to catch a live SAP show…and it bears repeating, there are LOTS of pipis in Minx…appreciate the love and kind words, Oscar…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for listening…this time we answer YOUR questions…and we still filled an hour…sorry for the audio glitch toward the end primos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 199. Pero…is Diana Ross air?Thanks again Darwin…why was Julio Iglesias so famous in the US…said it before, say it again peluqueria rock is a bop all around…dejen de comer tanta mierda with the $1k steak already…Return of the Mack indeed…we miss late 90s/early 00s pop…Cosas del Amor is a great video for all the wrong reasons…Tantra was more like tantrum…always shed light on your experiences and bring things to light…but it’s a weird gray with a dead person…DWTS on a streamer, will you watch…this whole 10 minutes on Diana Ross is just gold, GOLD…next up, episode 200…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Working AND a relationship for 35 years it NOT easy…Miami boys conquer the world, it’s just what we do…hobbies can become careers, kids…even in London, Celia is the REAL queen…can you imagine seeing your work in the Louvre…Cuba Out of Cuba is a beautiful way to see how far we’ve come while staying who we are…iconic doesn’t even begin to describe that photo of Celia Cruz… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for covering for Ish, Darwin, need you on more often…DJ & A-Rod both livin’ in tha hood…man DJ loves saying Allapattah…oh lord, now Bitcoin has a conference con Mayor Postalita…can Darwin finally explain crypto to us on PLMTY…maybe Miamians will be the next Atlanteans…it’s like our elected officials take pride in our Miami housing crises…you’d think Univision or Telemundo would have less white passing Latinos on-air for representation…representation on telenovelas, carajo…es que Cubans in Spanish, estamos accelerado…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And now for a special message from PLMTY…DJ totally needs to try cascos de guayaba…we are the weirdest type of fortune tellers…after all the commentary, here’s a little more…we’ve all got something pent up inside us…standing ovation, not cool kids…we have to acknowledge the good with the bad…although bring on the lawsuits…the moral of the story is we’re nerds…Poor Bruce Willis…maybe it was Petra the Ambition Gremlin that manifested our chat with Gina Torres…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 196.5 Pero…hanguiando with Gina TorresThis ep is proof dreams come true…the queen of genre is Afro-Latina, as it should be…of course she can play Diana Ross, she’s an icon…at least you know you’re gonna like the food at that dinner theatre…it’s so comforting that all Cuban parents are the same…when show runners trust their multicultural actors, authenticity is born…tall girls, stand proud…ok, here goes DJ and the ‘Suits’ love…you guys, Gina Torres says we ‘bring plenty’ to the table and now we can die…she even took a moment to say hi to Tristan, tell us she’s not the greatest…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Keep plugging away and dreams come true…beads + floats = more fun than imagined…welp, there goes paternity testing on daytime…all hail the original Latina queen of daytime, Cristina…yep, look for Karla Croqueta on Caso Cerrado…it’s good to grill a SCOTUS nominee, on the ISSUES…of course we’re proud of a hometown girl making it to the highest court in the land…give us ALL of the Academy Awards, not some highlight reel bs…Leon Medical Center in English no es lo mismo…always be true to who you are, loud and proud…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Definitely one of our more offbeat episodes…only we could go from paella to Gwyneth Paltrow…all girl mariachi bands…sorry Orlando, your water sucks…like everyone in the 60s, Joan Crawford probably made pretty gross recipes…many phrases don’t translate…Putin se la esta viendo mal…we’ve got questions about the Hugo Chavez advisor bird…West Elm Caleb or Ikea Sven…an extra $0.25 starts to add up…como habia gente in front of DJ at 7-11…how turned around was that poor guy thinking it was a Chevron…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legit one of the nicest people we’ve interviewed…definitely a long resume, but talk about creating your own space…sometimes a role is meant for you…breaking barriers he didn’t know existed…it’s SO MUCH fun to tease DJ…Star Trek has always been about portraying a fully representational future…the more of us behind the scenes, the more of us will be onscreen…with more options should come more opportunities for diverse properties…yet another of Ish’s bizarre close encounters with celebrities… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks again to all of you who supported us this weekend…again, big thanks to our friends for their help…mira que la gente hacen preguntas…Kim K isn’t the authority on work…did anyone else attend TRL U…yep, of course Ish auditioned for a boy band…there have to be better ways to get attention than Jussie Smollett’s way…we love Westchester, but not $1M worth…are there more wheels or doors in the world…you know things are bad when we’re giving a tar shake instead of a gasless soda…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comCarnaval Miami: https://carnavalmiami.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Catch us all over Miami this weekend, 3/5 & 3/6…Palm Sunday is part of being Cuban Catholic…magnets, charters, public, private…go check out Siempre Pa’alante podcast…tremendo trajectory for Volodymyr Zelenskyy…we’re tired of being alive during once in a lifetime history….selective outrage rears its head again…man, the Marlins will never catch a break…look at us talking sports on PLMTY…also, nobody cares what you’re boycotting…ya estamos may viejo pa’ estar mudando la genre…after all is said and done, Comcast is the devil, period…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comCarnaval Miami: https://carnavalmiami.comYouFit: https://youfit.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 192.5 Pero…hanguiando with painter Laura ChirinoFollow those dreams kids…a Cuban Lisa Frank has a nice ring to it though…oh, latino parents insistence en el titulo…artistic juices just flow better after midnight…let’s all have an artist studio in our living rooms…Calle 8 really is a big deal caballero…check her (and us) out at Carnaval on the Mile…it’s always great when art has Easter eggs in it..Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comCarnaval Miami: https://carnavalmiami.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Britney’s book editor deserves all the money…we’re still holding hope she’ll give us the first interview…all our love and prayer goes out to the Ukraine…listen, Putin gonna Putin regardless who’s in charge…ALWAYS SAY GAY…being trans is NOT abuse…tuscan kitchen or yadro ceramics…la pobre Wendy Williams…if this week has you feeling all kinds of ways, you’re not alone and please talk it out…with great power comes great responsibility, and we don’t take ours lightly…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comCarnaval Miami: https://carnavalmiami.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Exactly how many Spanish words aren’t actually in Spanish…have you had a Ca-hoon burger…it’s true, Zatarann’s was NOT part of our growing up…support local theatre…don’t mess with Carlitos…also, Ish will NEVER be nice to 20 year olds again…banning books basically means you don’t wanna learn nuthin’…seriously, why is Great Gatsby banned…sigh, Miami shouldn’t strive for number 1 of everything…there are too many Chris’ these days…oh shame on you IOC…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seriously you NEED to be watching Grasie & the gang on Grand Crew…yet again, Ish mete la pata with a guest…sometimes life has a way of taking you where you need to be…FINALLY someone who ACTUALLY studied business administration…language isn’t culture…yeah, we can be blind to how years upon years of generational trauma affect us…we’ve all felt not (blank) enough at some point…why haven’t you seen Grand Crew yet…love our Miami girl Raiza… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And so la corona strikes again…latino parents would NOT be about la Euphoria…edgy is so overused…don’t even get us started on iconic…PLMTY, now with more content…bring on the Oscars Encanto…EGOT for EGOT…this Super Bowl halftime is gonna be lit…especially with an ASL performer…listen to your bodies everyone…glad for benign polyps…seriously, go check Kylie Minogue’s video trajectory…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love all our LA peeps…we should all be a Darby…thanks to our friends from Cafe la Llave and Spanish Aqui Presents…Whoopi caught up in cancel culture…why isn’t a sincere apology enough anymore…just having a platform doesn’t meany you’re always going to make everyone happy…don’t tell others the right way to protest…where have the romcoms gone…a whole generation has no real concept of the Baywatch phenomenon…seriously are we really denouncing Nazis in 2022…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Pero Primos…of course we spend the first 20 minutes talking about cake…thanks Ron Pa’alante…damn but 2022 came in with a vengeance….RIP Betty, Bob and everyone else…can’t wait to share the great stuff we’ve got…who says we aren’t already platonic life partners…we don’t talk about Bruno, except we are…makes sense Disney has their own version of green…yeah, that Pepa song is quite the bop…of course kids today don’t know what a landline busy signal sounds like…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSnapCrack: https://snapcrack.comYouFit: https://youfit.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gifts on air just ain’t the same…un caldero on the tree…even trees are experiencing distribution issues…never stop believing in Santa…Happy Dia de San Lazaro…fine line between Catolico and Santeria, huh…never forget the insurrection…in 2021 Cubans finally had enough…and we experienced whitesplaining…es verdad, without YOU we wouldn’t be here…henceforth y’all are the Pero Primos…Feliz Navidad y Año NuevoTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re still full from Croquetapalooza…Que Pasa USA makes its way to the heartland…don’t anglicize our language please…if you think Spanish Speakers are lumped together, imagine being Asian…also, please stop Whitesplaining, thanks…Thanagar or Miami, casi lo mismo…mmm, malta…they’re now importing Brits & Aussies to be American…we need to be ourselves in how we tell our stories in every way…ay how many of us THINK we speak Spanish…change a las buenos o las malas…who doesn’t enjoy looking like complete crap…you can take the girl outta Hialeah…countdown to 2021’s final episode…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yep, Ish auditioned for a boy band…enhanced CDs and Real Player, man we’re old…Miami Art Week or comemierdas on the loose…again, we can’t have nice things in Miami…don’t pretend you care about the art if your posts are at the parties…family estrangement is just different with Hispanic families…even when we don’t want anything to do with each other, el chisme wins out…pa’tras ni pa impulso...a prima/tia is a thing, look it up…live the dream, but you gotta hustle…seriously, pairing flan and coffee rum, yes please…those 200%-ers…dream like Marti, hustle like an immigrant…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.comSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So begins comelata season yet again…ahh The Fair is truly our happy place…Black Friday ain’t what it used to be…we really should let people enjoy their holiday…yeah it’s Thanksgiving dinner, not lunch…sometimes juries get it right…going on a press tour isn’t how people put things behind them…seriously, our moms wouldn’t let us leave the house with a water gun…yet another SW alumni…take it from us, he’s definitely got natural talent..OF COURSE they were loud and excited to see him…NY will always be an experience…spoiled on his first big gig…DJ as wrestling stunt double…Gatlinburg, where else…EAT AT CRACKER’S PEOPLE…honestly, this cast is beyond insanely talented…we give thanks to YOU…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.comSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We miss B sides..yep, we’re responsible for freeing Britney…ay la Taylor and her 10 minutes…she’s talented kids, don’t come for us unless we send for you…more Dionne Warwick, please…ish is totally right about The Party and Disney Channel…we ride hard for Lucy & Desi…again, it comes down to intention and respect for the character…more respect for Desi Arnaz dammit…DJ’s turkey recipe just in time for Thanksgiving…health should always come first…don’t need to sacrifice taste for your health…hey, a tia seal of approval goes a long way…chicharrones will always be DJ’s Achilles heel…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.comSedanos: https://sedanos.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Like for real though, Nery2 needs to happen sooner than later…The McMariah meals…Muppets ARE people and anyone who says different, it just stupid…Big Bird will be around longer than any politician for a reason...another day, another farce of an election in Latin America…seriously, at least a mimosa drink should be available….…the Cuban hustle is real…there’s always an opportunity to change…if a lane doesn’t exist for you, create one…a person can genuinely change…someday we hope to experience la Gloria as well…CBD is not THC…how WOULD a ouija board interview sound on our show…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.comThe Fair: https://www.fairexpo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.