Pero Let Me Tell You

Back from LA and freezing…we really do have a west coast family…same photo shoot, different results…we do love our Paula Abdul…guest hosts are some of the most fun…Colombia, land of Shakira, Juanes & Sofia Vergara…en Barranquilla me quedo…LatAm, same but different as Miami…George Santos would probably use the ACLU drag queen fund…he really doesn’t ever get ‘caught’ does he…RIP MTv News…Rock the Vote was a total game changer…legit, we will MC your 15s for just some rice pilaf and chicken cordon bleu…let’s go Heat…we could totally host a new Sabado Gigante…Last Soda: Colombia, Yum Yum Foodie, Alexis BorgesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No Oregon Trail here…hmm, what sitcom opener for2024…shout out to Jupiña…we support the WGA…of course she protests at Telemundo…honking the horn = Miami support…why are we in such a rush to replace ourselves with AI…kids of refugees, always on survival mode…ABBA, the original AI performers…flying cars WILL drop out of the sky due to low gas…Wall-e is not a goal…nobody wants to be upstaged on their wedding day…change doesn’t come until it hits your pocket…of course Gloria is DJ’s fave…Miami petty is a whole other level…Keeping up with the Garcias…let’s all get sanders…tripa issues…only sluts get nauseous…Armenians = LA Cubans…shout out to Luis Santeiro…we can be flawed & Latin…love an organic name drop…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ll say it again, love when a hometown boy makes good..no big, just part of the biggest video game in the world..that mo cap suit looks super uncomfortable…ah y BAFTA nominated too…yeah, the children of immigrants know no bounds…VO is just as hard…representation even matters in video games…Bleach, Clorox, all anime should be about cleaning products…hard work pays off…soap acting is boot camp…can take the boy outta Miami, but can’t take croquetas outta the boy…if you don’t pivot, you go extinct…and now he gets to hit up Comic-Con…yet another New World graduate…oye Miami, take a page from LA and tranquilizate a bit…shout out to our boy at 305 Pride…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s almost 4a so here’s a list of stuff we talked about: Los Angeles, avocados, 2010s, I love the 90s, CNN, weather, beaches, new Miami area code, the Y names in Cuba, recording shows on tape, 5 & 10, Incredible Universe, Z Cavariccis, Game of Thrones, SNL Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Past guest team up…hmmm, the Lucy Lopez Club…PSA: the Spanglish is in FULL EFFECT on this ep…never be afraid to step out of your comfort zone…apparently Ish needs to hear better…bring on the moonshine…we wanna inspire a character…female majority production = different energy on-set…our stories can be more than just doom & gloom…bring on the anxiety of turning 44…creativity needs to be encouraged in all forms…celebrate the achievements of others, we always do…SUPPORT LOCAL THEATER…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603#GRACED: https://www.arshtcenter.org/tickets/2022-2023/theater-up-close/graced/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oreos are nearly perfect…birthday cake chronicles…we need those LA recommendations, Pero Primos…RIP Jerry Springer & Dame Edna…drag only ‘dangerous’ when done by LGBT+ community…buh-bye Tucker Carlson…we’ll wait for Billy Corben’s return to elaborate on Miami politics…corporations aren’t great, but a civil servant can’t retaliate…FL loves fighting with tax payer cash…why don’t we ever find something that valuable at the GoodWill…let’s face it, 8 tracks were for the bedroom…Last Sodas: Carol Burnett & Jury DutyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tremendo alarma at 4a…hmm, let’s see if the video podcast works…Miami is NOT the same as Florida, fight us on it…the self perpetuating gas shortage…all roads lead to communism…still can’t figure out why toilet paper ran out…SNL has been on a roll lately with repping latino culture...The Walls Have Ears…the epitome of impactful production…Miami has culture, just have to find it…the mortality of flan…do you settle if you know you’re guilty…sacrifice the truth for profit…at what point do you rethink your choices…we admit our denial about Bill Cosby…Last Soda: The Walls Have EarsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Majoring in journalism while serving our country is NOT easy…never doubt that Dominican/Puerto Rican hustle…war zone, breaking news, they’re more similar than we think…impostor syndrome is real mi gente…that week on GMA3 stepped up their representation game…Gio & Steph has a nice ring to it…let’s leave talking heads to the cable networks…uh-oh she doesn’t drink cafecito…but she can sing, so it’s all good…her family is down here in Miami, ya tu sabes…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stay dry South Florida…what would Gwyneth buy at Dollar Tree…revisiting Elian 20+ years later…being torn by emotions and the law…look, what we foretold with Elian came to pass…trolls gonna troll Cuban Americans…legit, Smurf Eye for the Straight Guy would rock…we should be asked to attend Fyre Fest 2.0…guess we are reality show rejects…is Youtube the new Real World…The Peñas are the 1st reality TV stars…Miss Piggy NEEDS to be on Drag Race…my nostalgia isn’t for you to place yourself into…not everything is about you Gen Z…Last Sodas: Local Theater & Frosted Tips with Lance BassTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Easter weekend…Viernes Santo isn’t really a ‘feliz’ sorta day…we love cheap chocolate as much as expensive…filet o fish and tuna subs, today is your day…Peeps are cool, but just for Easter…oh look more Catholic Church abuses…funny how we can paint one group with a brush, while not another…Catholic guilt never goes away…whose whole identity surrounds what beer they drink…release the drag queens…now and forever, we won’t stop banging the drum on the Cuba communism press machine…pan con mantequilla really is the best…Ish will never be 100% over the fruit cup…Last Sodas: Yuri la Mas Bella & Up Here on HuluTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amparo is STILL bringing people together…NY>LA>MIA…what better place than Coral Way for this interview…we absolutely need to tell our stories so it can be authentic…oh we public school kids love ragging on private school kids…la familia first always…theatre in the round is the epitome of next level worth it…even villains need humanity in a story…love that it’s transcreation vs translation…it’s one thing to say, it’s another to do…Ish is definitely feeling the opening night FOMO…bro, go see this play ahi en el Tropical Park y la 40…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Walls Have Ears: https://www.wcacenter.org/tickets/the-walls-have-ears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We do love a guest host…content creator vs influencer…Spring Break hangover at middle age is VERY different…yeah, Cubans don’t do sleep overs…hmmm, Cuban inspired & in Baltimore, suspect at best…CuMex is the new fetch…cafecito is a religion, report that misinformation…you see, Ish isn’t the ONLY one that freezes while recording…Westchester is TOTALLY Northern Cuba…living in the hyphen is real, caballero…Cuban AND Argentinian, tremenda combinacion…Bad Bunny & Kendall Jenner, PR stunt or true love…Un Verano Sin Ti for album of the year?…BEST COVID TRANSITION EVER!!!…Last Jupiñas: Photographers of Bad Bunny’s TIME cover & Miami SeaquariumTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tinte, cruises and fast casual dining…after 30 years of going to The Fair, we now get to be part of it…we love a good swag bag and this was definitely one of them…congrats to The Weekend…difference between a button and a pin…el show de hielo isn’t the same as the ice show…could Ugly Betty exist today…of course Jaime Camil is uber talented…America Ferrera & Pedro Pascal would totally have an office romance…office cute is a goal…ay La Diosa de Cuba…yes, FTC let’s cancel subscriptions the way we sign up for them…y’all we get it, things are crazy in Florida but we can’t speak for EVERYONE here…Scam Likely isn’t targeting you…Last Jupiña: The FairTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Never doubt the willpower of the child of immigrants…ah yes, the ol’ we’re all about diversity, until they’re not…the amount of work on dialects alone makes this a masterpiece…know your limits when telling the story of others…people like to learn, not be lectured…seriously, this man is a PERFORMER when he reads his book…we think he could take Louis Aguirre…one person can make a difference…como joideron los gallos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Miami Creation Myth: https://miamicreationmyth.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time to drink without judgement…French in Action was apparently quite the thing…let’s all look up Ingles sin Barreras…Joe Exotic couldn’t be any worse than other candidates…yes, let’s hold onto that feeling rule, please…Angela Bassett did HER thing…who doesn’t love a comeback story…DJ’s just not good eating at the Fair…so holding someone at gunpoint warrants more jail time than sexual abuse…if you have a choice, be like Courtney 1ove3…Career Day is exhausting…we are everything, everywhere all at once across Miami…Last Jupiñas: Parker Project & Rep Pamela StevensonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come see us live at The Fair on 3/23…El Moñoñon is a total bop…still amazing we know these people without knowing them…Boney M is pretty damn cool…said it before, say it again, the Billboard charts today don’t mean anything…lack of monoculture has even ruined high school pretension…psst, nobody cares if you leave IG…when Mirtha meets Apple Pay at the Cuban Bakery…Ish doesn’t understand talco as a gift for señoras…this trip down fragrance lane is quite the journey…the wall of torsos at Darien’s parents house…JLo is NOT Jota Low…Last Jupiñas: Andrew Otazo & Fernanda Cortes Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love us good comedians…Hialeah Cuban by way of Mexico…love a complex accent…improv is under appreciated but a great tool…always challenge yourself, don’t just settle for comfort…ok, this is the best story involving American Idol ever…we wanna dance with Lionel Richie too…Only in Dade is oddly an official news source now…maybe we can go to Dubai too…local kids making good, you know it’s our favorite tale…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Always start an ep internationally…it’s sometimes ok to lie to the kids…sure it’s stilted, but at least AI got platanitos & cafecito right…deep fakes are absolutely terrifying…at least just ban TikTok filters…ok, sorry Gen Z I’m not feeling bad you have to get a 9 to 5 job…Bond’s gonna need A LOT of revising…at some point you’ve just created a whole new work of literature…don’t be a povo…we had a great SoBe WFF, but there was a moment where it could have gone really pear shaped…we appreciate Cheesecake Factory for what it is, nothing more nothing less…Last Jupiñas: @bullets_4_life & MMA trainer/fighter Jonathan HaughtTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yes, we like people who try hard…sure, it was bad, but go on Ariana de Bose, nobody was talking BAFTAs this much before…of course her name is Miercoles…RIP Raquel Welch…we’ve come a long way bay-bee…we don’t know, maybe the fetus is a serial killer…where does the slippery slope end…at what point is the tipping tipping point…tip accordingly, but we shouldn’t have to make up salaries…TWIST, this week Ish watched The View…is there a correlation between age and career politicians…we’ll never really age…and now we’re off to SoBe WFF…Last Jupiñas: Rita Moreno’s rejection, The Cosby ShowTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soooo much Jupiña…true icons of our culture…others can try, but you’re not Materva or Jupiña…still family owned…it’s up to us to keep that culture going…seriously, even in Ireland?!…when you’re a classic, you don’t mess with it…well, if Andy & Gloria are drinking it on-camera it’s endorsement enough for us…thanks to social media, you know how much your product has made an impact…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New mics, old hunchbacks…maybe the UFOs will be a good thing…yeah, Independence Day didn’t need a sequel…apparently RiRi’s never really been all that energetic…is it too much to ask to actually GAF?…like that we’re left being whelmed…sorry, Rolling Stone, you’re wrong…seriously, get your lines together Aldi…passive aggressive at its peak…all hail the instigator vieja…Marshall’s line anxiety…DJ to the translating rescue…we’re giving and taking with out love for Secret Miami…dammit now we want Swensen’s…last Jupiñas: Mom on Reddit & volunteers on the ground helping with the Turkey earthquake…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Took 6 years, but finally got Mario Ramil on the show…mmm, Pollo Tropical…guys, he’s not an owner of it…stand up vs sketch…comedy should be a little dangerous…but even that has a line…it’s about the nuances…true, non-english took the spotlight from an other wise awesome opener…Celia on a quarter, she just keeps on blazing trails…cubans in the mountains...seriously though, why Pigeon Forge…wait, somebody else knows Murphy, NC…turns out, bust your ass and things happen…support the Miami Film Festival…shout out to our fave poster of car fires, Only in Dade…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for the Laverne & Shirley love…how many podcasts can say they’re related to Oscar nominees…we miss the shared experience…yeah we sound like fuddy duddies, deal with it…nominating a 12 year old is in bad taste, not necessarily bullying…are the Razzies irrelevant and redundant at this point…Raven Symone’s overacting warms our hearts…the Golden Age of Hollywood was definitely of the mind that more is more…active parenting is wide spectrum…btw if you haven’t read a book, you shouldn’t be able to object to it…who’s the snowflake now…como Romeo y Julieeeetaaa…maybe DJ’s hoarding DOES spark joy…wow, 30 years into this friendship and Ish just learned something new about DJ…last Jupiñas: Hide & Seek champ & Mr Beast…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back…5 is a nice oval number…thanks again to Cawy for letting us run around their factory to create that great video…chusmeria is comforting…man, that BP was REALLY high…thanks History Miami for inviting us…Willy Chirino is a true icon…Ish’s mom has some great stories…ahhh George Santos is the gift that keeps on giving…at least be a consistent liar…so we guess hell demons AREN’T waiting for Rhianna’s new album…sorry not sorry about Bob Dylan…Lizzo is a total beacon of light..appreciation vs appropriation is a fine line…last Jupiñas: Mel C & Coconut Grove Playhouse…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As our gift to our Pero Primos, here’s our appearance on the Que Bola podcast from earlier this year! Enjoy our chat with our one of our faves, Darwin Figueroa as we discuss soooo much about the Miami of it all!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Otro año gone by…there’s no need to be a last minute person with gift shopping…la pobre señoras that had to clean DJ’s regret at Marshalls…can you be triggered by something for which you’d seen results already…to contrary or not to contrary…George Michael ALL THE TIME?…was it an even swap with Russia…it’s time again for el turron...turron vs panettone...the beauty of resolviendo at 5 Below…the Respect for Marriage Act is a great step forward…seriously, they couldn’t have signed it indoors con el frio en DC…there’s a limit to the BBMak love apparently…long live Eva Mendes’ cuban clean…see you in 2023!!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tks to David Ulloa from the Shiver podcast for co-hosting…food & bubbly when Ish is away…welcome to childhood baseball talk…Croquetapalooza was a hit…sereno is the WORST…Art Basel isn’t ALL douche canoes…some of us shouldn’t show ANYONE our bank account balances…let’s go back to the tulip market value…if only we cared about culture in Miami as much as we care about knocking down buildings…we’re all sorta the good fat…to vegan or not to vegan…of course he craves croquetas…Meaghan & Harry’s new Netflix docuseries is upon us, the ultimate quiero pero no quiero…Indiana Jones and the ravages of age…mira que los Cubanos love Charles Bronson…the boys bonding over Bond…buh-bye Balenciaga…pierce that corporate veil…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Anyone can post their 2022 Spotify wrapped but WE talk about it instead…of course the Mac & cheese lawsuit comes from Hialeah…look, we know Publix green when we see it…please don’t base your opinion on anything solely on bullet points and excerpts…don’t take up space that isn’t yours…as Cubans we can say things others necessarily can’t…man, Kanye is making Alex Jones uncomfortable…yeah, mental illness doesn’t make you anti-semitic…DJ is definitely sorry, not sorry about his stance on artificial trees…what IS a Russian violet…does anyone out there know the history of Augustin Reyes?…Mirta de Perales, now and forever…who knew ‘taint’ was a trigger word for DJ…talk about taking advantage of your shot at World Cup…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You think you know about el sandwich cubano…oh but don’t call it a ‘coo-bahn-oh’…funny how a little sandwich can say so much about a culture’s history…seriously, why were these society women so impressed by meat between bread…it really does come down to the bread…fine Tampa, you can make your claim…love seeing our friends in a book…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s nice to blend cultures for the holidays…uh-oh, the Publix cake disease has now extended to Thanksgiving…hmm, do we think this is all an elaborate hoax or not…95 years young Best New Artist, you go Angela Alvarez…never too late to live your dreams…there should be an element of surprise with gifts, even if it’s moccasines…if you’re going to be in the spotlight, you’re gonna have to answer questions, Maluma…dear Qatar, you can’t host a global event and then think you’re going to censor attendees…wouldn’t surprise us if FIFIA did let North Korea host…hasta cuando are these Disney tickets going to keep increasing…a cruise is more of a value…thank you for your service and allyship, Richard Fierro…psstt, Tristan’s here too with Legos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So begins the holiday comelata…here’s DJ’s yearly turkey cooking tip…just one night without lechon…Ticketmaster has always been the devil…Swifties are unionized..can’t be a guilty pleasure if you don’t feel bad about it…Ish loves his cheesy British pop groups…Candace Cameron and the latest non-troversy…200 Hallmark movies and really only 3 plots between them all…it’s like only blondes celebrate Christmas…we’re still pulling for Jupiña Arena…but ok, La Vaquita Arena would be pretty cool too…yeah, we started the arena trend, deal with it…keep amplifying the voices of those protesting in Iran...Japi Sanguibin…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Once a performer, always a performer…we NEED the vaquita shirt he was wearing…que pena, Ish doesn’t remember him from Chat on Mun2…traveling abroad will always change your life…one more Havana Club ambassador we love…and another bar to be envious of…check out his podcast Kill The Bottle, it’s freaking great…as if we didn’t already love Tony Plana enough…if you don’t evolve, are you even living…oooo, one more possible guest host…freestyle forever, hot wheels will NEVER die…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back non-election ads…take a promo lesson from Thalia…is it daylight savings or not…seriously, Miami addresses suck…do HOAs have a Santeria clause…is there a point where the pool boy should know better…ahhh religious hypocrisy, our fave…we know him without knowing him…let your freak flag fly just don’t shame others…the amount of mailers Ish got is crazy…Ana Navarro is NOT wrong on why Democrats lost Florida…marketing is marketing is marketing, regardless of product…RIP Aaron Carter…welcome back Lindsay Lohan…looking forward to the Christmas Story sequel…of course the only reality show Ish saw revolves around ladies of a certain age from telenovelas…thanks Only in Dade Cares…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s not the same dollar store these days…ok Pero Primos, Ross, Marshalls or TJ Maxx…Twitter has now become an official, live, dumpster fire…you can’t take over a company and pass new policy in real time…advertisers should stay away...who knew Demi’s fanbase was so diverse…Jennifer Lewis is a national treasure who needs to be loved every day…and more Sheryl Lee Ralph too dammit…DON’T FORGET TO VOTE ON NOV 8…no vote = no voice…skittles are the oatmeal raisin cookie of candy…we love playing ‘this or that’…do NOT drink the Beverly…yeah, root beer is definitely cosa de gente blanca…8 hours on your feet at Starbucks isn’t exactly torture…Julia Roberts & MLK, who knew…welcome back, Tristan…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroFLIC: https://flic.votePero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yet another Burger Beast victim, we mean friend…y’all don’t even know how good it smelled in Batch Cookie Company (which is now Blueprint Cookies!)…otro Westchester boy…who doesn’t love Chef Michelle Bernstein…from military to pastry chef…from Miami to Los Angeles to Atlantis…who knew a hotel could be more difficult than a restaurant…got a test kitchen, you’re still a chef…now he’s bringing his signature donuts to Miami (again!)…of course we’re gonna pick his brain on tips for Pin Pan Pollo…Ish learned 1st hand the coffee snobbery that is Chef Max and he’s here for it…a non-vegan who is passionate about offering vegan options…the audio of Ish experiencing the cookie doesn’t do it justice…foodgasm…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Blueprint Cookie: https://www.blueprintcookie.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The only way to celebrate episode 227 is with Jackee...thank you Rum Cake Lady…and also big thanks to Arsht Center…Spice Girls + history = Darien’s dream musical…Croquetapalooza is coming…not sure Hialeah is the place the GOP is going to meet violence…jumping to conclusions thanks to social media…enough throwing food at things for climate change…awww we love that DJ’s mom loves Halloween…Justin Bieber or Perez Hilton…dressing as your high school self, the ultimate inside joke costume…Mariah totally had a moment with DJ…Celine Dion is an experience…not working weekends due to watching NFL is the epitome of entitled Gen Z bullshit…RIP Leslie Jordan…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroFLIC: https://flic.votePero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to 90s fragrance corner…you know we’re right about what perfume was worn by which Golden Girl…UK has an opening for Prime Minister if anyone’s interested in a temp job…either way, Liz Truss made the history books…it’s crazy that virtual friendships are real these days…also, nice to FINALLY meet you Boris Sanchez and Albisa Candles…Ish still isn’t over the fact Cookie Monster’s name is Sid…Muppets are people, fight us…more Diana Ross & paella talk, this time together…seriously, Mystical Seduction should be a fragrance from David Copperfield…and now the reveal about the birthday cake…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sometimes we’re like smart and stuff…he’s even a civil engineer…another kid from Westcheste…when the White House calls…we all know about the dual identity of it all…we love when our guests know each other…never too late to follow your passion…we miss hunting for cocuyos…and now he’s also a playwright…don’t be afraid to sit with your thoughts…claro que we end this chat talking about croquetas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks again for the invite NYCC…representation matters even amongst fandom…gonna be hard to come back from this one Kanye…call people out on their BS…maybe Ish should go to Dick Wolf university…#Parkland…a bad childhood doesn’t excuse murder…yes kids, even Hispanics can be super racist…let the butter board variations begin…yes, DJ’s bday = what will the cake be this year…RIP Angela Lansbury…yeah, that is pretty much Miami in a nutshell…seriously check out a Pair of Nuts on YouTube…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ figures out the episode number…on occasion we do things separately…thanks for filling in Nery…what, no fried cheese or fun food…look at standups teaching each other…man, this is a yummy ep…JCVD for life…gateway rock is a nice place to stay…oh Kanye, your genius doesn’t excuse everything…wrestling is NOT fake…the moment you become a comedian…hi, Kohler…comedy has many forms…just keep scrolling…going out of your comfort zone evolves you…tks for being great Anjelah Johnson…check out Nery on tour and online...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rosa Maria is leading the charge in generating awareness of Cuba’s human rights violations…turning personal tragedy into a call to arms…don’t think we’ve ever had a guest who’s visited the UN…wow, the SOB all but admitted killing her father…ultimately it’s the Cuban people having to lead the charge…minors are incarcerated for protesting…the tentacles of communism are making their way through Venezuela…embargo or not, it’s about the Cuban government having a chokehold on their own people…it’s OUR responsibility to keep amplifying THEIR voices…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sending thoughts and love to our fellow Floridians affected by the storm…there’s still so much to recover from…join us at Dos Croquetas 10/1 to drop of your donations…seriously, why the weird pronunciation for Punta Gorda…blast those asteroids NASA…Spain doesn’t mess around with taxes…Shakira in jail might be fun…bravo for representation MCU…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our Brooklyn crater story is great…ramping up for our all Jackee episode…not buying why this woman put Adam Levine on blast…yeah, we’ve had our own DM experiences, albeit not salacious…what will DJ’s parents bring next…no such thing as Tupperware with latinos…ok, Martha of Miami have we got an idea…immigrants never toss anything away…clearly we’re identifiable getting pan de bono or dancing in a dark club…bro, please give the LGBT+ community credit where its due with Monkeypox…have they finally buried the Queen…yeah, in the court of public opinion, Meghan ain’t gonna win…welcome back Tristan…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the right time to use the word ‘icon’…small world, maybe Ish & Arturo’s families knew each other…talent can be realized anywhere…we need more bass instruments in music again…oh and now another legend enters the story…family is everything after all…Grammy, Emmy, Presidential Medal of Freedom…cafecito (Cafe la Llave of course) y cigaro, can’t get more iconic…ultimately, freedom is what it’s all about…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Arturo Sandoval at the Arsht Center: https://www.arshtcenter.org/tickets/2022-2023/live-at-knight/for-love-or-country-the-arturo-sandoval-story/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Congrats to Sheryl Lee Ralph…Maaarryyyyy…even Brit’s apology was at best backhanded…DJ learns about the Green Lantern Corp & Atlanteans…from woke to what?!…we do love Hawkgirl at a ventanita though…being latin IS an experience…can you identify with culture you didn’t grow up with…real people aren’t props…also, pretty sure that’s trafficking or at least kidnapping…funny how righteousness in the eyes of some absolves them from actually acting right…only we could shift from serious to 90s music…NYSYNC or BSB…from Only in Dade to SNL…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy The Rounds: Use promo code PERO for 15% off your first order at https://www.therounds.co Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring on the Juan Luis Guerra…should we create a Spotify playlist…thanks for the mention of our trivia Eater…check out Que Bola AND Oro Fresco…a whole republic based on the conch…good riddance ya New Yorkers…don’t say you lived here if you never actually saw the real city…our food does not suck…RIP Queen Elizabeth…so many legacies are complex…for real, please make sure Morrisey wasn’t in town…mmm corn…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy The Rounds: Use promo code PERO for 15% off your first order at https://www.therounds.co Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legit could NOT be prouder of this guy…SEVEN novels he’s written…love that he wanted to make sure he was legit representing…another SW alum done good…the world of comic geekdom, but make it retro…the main character is yet again from Westcheste…modern crime noir is an interesting genre…get Secret Identity, pero like now…even NPR is getting into the comics game…dammit he’s even got creator owned stuff…again, SO proud of this guy…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

End of summer in Miami means something else…seriously, can’t we transport water or desalinate or something…we’ve always said Miami es unico & so’s the ventanita…we’d eat the hell out of the Cuban American sandwich…los sillones would never be free for customer use…really playing fast & loose with ‘star’ this season on DWTS…ok Pero Primos, petition to get us on next season…lo que faltaba on SW Airlines, dick pics…affordable housing, let’s wait and see…or just write a book to afford your rent…if you or someone you know is in an emergency or needs help locating mental health resources, call or text 988Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy The Rounds: Use promo code PERO for 15% off your first order at https://www.therounds.co Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No more Demi documentaries…if artists stopped shading people in songs, Tay Tay’d have nothing…we stand by our Eva Mendes position…it’s just fact, nothing cleans better than un palo de trapear y un cubo con Mistolin…fine Lysol wipes make the cut…too much news consumption is never good for you…apparently Bey & Jay had a cross country, time travel school experience…Sabado Gigante will never be forgotten…legit, who can get us on Price is Right…one governor donating to oust another governor is just icky…seriously, let’s get some new political blood in here…maybe we need a bolero about chicharo…Darien’s parents ARE the ones Jenny Lorenzo posted…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy The Rounds: Use promo code PERO for 15% off your first order at https://www.therounds.co Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Live from Crackers in Miami Springs…talk about being on a roll, 11 credits by age 15…he speaks Spanish and brings pastelitos, definitely raised right…we’ll accept his middle child claim…novelas, sketch and comedy, talk about able to do it all…RIP Gordita Chronicles…we like this next generation of representation…what horror movies should we recommend…damn right he can be in the next superhero movie…can’t wait to see what else Noah is in (and not just cuz we want more pastelitos!)…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.