Pero Let Me Tell You

So much hate for roadtrips…ay las drogas en Miami…working on the yawning…pics in Hong Kong…Junior weekend corner…If anyone’s parent catnip, it’s Junior…Pippy vs Pipi…BBL capital of the world…pesadito energy is a way of life…bro, leave the crosswalks alone…it’s a low bar, but Are You My First is pretty sincere reality show…look at us coming up with new seasons for shows…buying a house on Amazon…HHH vs HHV, they are NOT the same thing…bring on the true crime…banned baby names…wow, a year already with Cultura Talks…Last Cafecito: the Estefans & Robbie Elias’ cover of ‘Careless Whisper’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Of course we went to high school with the founder…breast cancer so soon after having a baby…it does take a village…treatment is only part of the solution…we should all have a Suzette…cafecito does help…let people help…comfortable with the uncomfortable…please don’t bring up the person who died…latinas, please get checked, we need ALL of you…early detection is key, but also subjective…know your family history…only 15% are due to family history…Ish would get a dumb mutation…be in your survivorship…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We need to name Jr’s fans…the movement that is Roger…so we just call out our crazy friends now…hospital visits…tremenda meada…own your boring…if nothing else, open carry is very jarring…dates in picadillo…honestly though, it’s just too hot in Miami to carry around that much metal on your back…as a rule, don’t bring your family to a first date…don’t try to be descarado with Roger cuz you’re gonna regret it…damn bug…seriously, it’s ok to say bad words on our show…Bad Bunny in the Super Bowl is smart global business…we should all be able to achieve that level of success on our terms…even fancy Roger loves a chain restaurant…Ish & Eric ARE going to Denny’s dammit…Dolly Parton is an angel of light, period…look at us being in synch on our last cafecito…vulnerability is something we should all embrace and strive for…Last Cafecito: Madonna on Jay Shetty’s ‘On Purpose’ podcastTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ish cannot stop yawning…schweddy balls & Stefon hybrid…don’t stress over the invite list…thanks again to Burger Beast & Burger Fi…Junior’s weekend corner…still waiting for the rekindle…well, guess no Rapture for us…happy anniversary Roger & Eric…pero is how you know it’s real Spanglish…seriously, we’d need like a 48 hour energy for Chef Brad and then Charo…Don Francisco is a legend, on or off, period…the changing face of Univision…time to throw the book at Sean Combs…Law & Order channel = Ish is never leaving home…get better soon Junior’s mom…Ish need more naps apparently…Rebel Royals…can you be a shaman if you’re from LA…wait, is the traffic light yellow or orange…Last Cafecito: James Van Der Beek & Dancing with the StarsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/Brought to you by Miami-Dade Animal Services: miamidade.gov/animals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Damn, can’t believe it’s been that long since he was on the show…learn to say ‘no’ more often…if a Chef friend says ‘come get food’ you go get the food…a few drinks in and we share some fun secrets…the man knows how to throw a helluva party…approaching life with purpose is always a good idea…realizing you need a break can come when you least expect it…preparing lets you be spontaneous later…two viral moments is just too crazy…remind people about our culture…heightened versions can still be authentic…coquito tres leches? Yes please…Ish just doesn’t have a refined palette…sometimes mistakes create delicious…love us a mom who digs the liquor…success breeds successTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Next time, we mic our guest better…so close to a year’s worth of episodes…forgetting what we did over the weekend…Congrats to Burger Beast on his 17th blog anniversary…bring on the smash burgers…Junior with the stopwatch weekend recount…Happy Hispanic Heritage Month…Ish loves Halloween…Roger’s Pedasito Energy corner…Miami’s Freedom Tower must always be treasured…hmmm, maybe next time Roger will invite…so much yawning this ep, despite the napping…more Roger faux pas…yeah, DJ is a few notches below hoarder…Junior for the win with the cupcakes…Ish being muted…Roger’s Pesadito Energy Drink…ChatGPT fails…Ai is NOT a person…what do we call our Darien Moments…let’s go to The Sphere in Vegas…text vs Voice Notes…Last Cafecito: Miami Freedom Tower & Golden GirlsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Straight from Paris, it’s Eric…so much correction corner...another year, another VMA covered…Mariah, give us diva IN your performance…we love Ricky Martin pero man he talks a lot of spiritual blah blah…Eric’s Miami food favorites are basically just all our friends…WE HAVE A SPIN OFF…thumbs up isn’t rude, it’s efficient…dear Gen Z, just stop…respect each other, but don’t impose tampoco…look at Roger causing problems……don’t always keep your guard up…just be Cher in Paris…you never know what is going on in someone’s home…sometimes we do things we never thought to help our loved ones…it’s never too late to improve ourselves…definitely taking Eric to Denny’s next time…Last Cafecito: Sheinelle Jones & Cathy from Denny’sTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the show, Ana…Cuban moms are a force of nature…New Hampshire is a pretty odd spot for Cubans…teaching our history is essential…keep in mind, we can always change our perspective…blind devotion over charisma is never a good thing…independents unite…it’s always about subverting education…communism does not work, period…never forget about primary sources…poverty porn is never cool…ancient at 27…sometimes you don’t see your own trauma…always comes down to Celia…the beauty of books is it can always be reread…bathing abuela in the living room is Cuban ingenuity at it’s finest…memories are absolutely the true inheritance…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We will always advocate for mental health…Roger will keep your seat warm, Darien…it takes a lot to make this show look breezy…apparently Ish is a height-ist…Roger absolutely projects tall person vibes…always need to acknowledge Junior…the key lime pie from Oh Chocolat was FANTASTIC…a pool party is always a good time…Ish’s outfit was pure Ish…always embrace who you are…clearly Roger is VERY close to this cousin from Cuba…the Cardi B trial was the best thing this week…$24 million is just way too much for a punch in the face…man, Roger has really thought through how he’d distribute his lotto winnings…yay, more French snacks…steall all the snacks from airlines…booster chair needed…nude cruises seem like a little more work than necessary…don’t go to a nude beach as a voyeur…sorry, if you’re overweight you need to pay for the extra seat…do NOT take your shoes off on a plane...Last Cafecito: Gramps & Roger’s UncleTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roger’s back for another week…short shorts and flan…we have an Emmy-winning guest host…get all the surgery you want if you can afford it…touch-up confessions on PLMTY…French stereotypes are apparently true?…getting played off is peak Junior being awesome…interesting that Roger’s been to most of the Miami places to meet a sugar daddy…a 12 year gap is way too much…the age old Gen X/Millenial conversation…maybe don’t pick on people in the midst of a mental situation…the Miami accent & cadence rears its head again…Basel is NOT basil…we cannot kill Junior with madelines…as we say, Cuban and Spanish aren’t really the same thing…congrats Taylor, Ish just doesn’t care…Happy birthday, Steph!...Last Cafecito: Willy PTown & Brittany BraveTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome Shannah and Raymond…turning personal sadness into a cause isn’t easy…sometimes the youngest of us can have the most lasting impact…don’t judge parents if you don’t know their situation…we should all strive to live like Bella…find your purpose, even in your lowest moments…global impact without even setting out to do that…we need more childhood cancer funding…man, cancer is a real biatch…nothing like partying for a cause…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the show, Roger Borges…it was truly a lost episode…no Junior cam this week, booooo…100% decadent French brownies…thank you for the flan, CAO Bakery…National Flan Day should be every day…2 proposals is way too much, forget 43…are we all just losing our dignity for social likes…fluffer, look it up…of course there’s side effects to Ozempic if you don’t actually need it…we’re always our own harshest critic…thanks for the butt compliment though, Roger…what’s your late night ritual…nah, it’s not rude to watch something in bed your partner doesn’t get…DEFINITELY most unexpected comment goes to Roger…just wear the damn bowtie dad…love seeing someone share another side of themselves…Last Cafecito: Us & Roger BorgesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring on the 70s background music…does anybody drop out of high school anymore…golden age of PSAs…yo, Freddie Prinze Jr just swing by the show either way…people are still using dial-up???...the magic of a mix CD…flan delivery service, yes please…just be cringe, sometimes it pays off…Ish loves his mutant pic…DJs anger will not be contained…oh Dr Phil, why do we still pay you any mind…what is there to admire about the Duggars…Nelly Furtado be looking fine and thick…there’s no such thing as Real Housewife that looks human…how many members of Destiny’s Child should tour…no bridge is $1B nice…all Stewie moments are great…c’mon Hollywood, lighten up with the content…the scene in Signs of the alien in Mexico is STILL nightmare fuel…oh no, not Requiem for a Dream…and we’re again talking about Acapulco H.E.A.T….Last Cafecito: No Limits Coffee & Sneaker ImpactTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love us foodies…perfection is the enemy of creation…door open recording…eating yummy food isn’t the worst job…creatives finding creatives…yearbook is way harder than law…Disney vlogging gives way to more...it’s all about knowing how to use the equipment…edit to the beat…always filmmaker first…they can get it all in with less than a minute…content for everyone…influencers with integrity DO exist…seriously, lemon/lime is still making the rounds…deciding where to eat as a couple is an absolute nightmare…a big tuna is always attention grabbing…how did Wynwood become so smash burger heavy…giving the pop-up community some well deserved love…of course we end up talking croquetas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Making up our own lyrics…summer school is no longer a babysitter…ugh, middle school is just the worst…some songs just need to be played at certain times…come back Arsenio Hall…do yourselves a favor, look up Acapulco H.E.A.T. theme song…Miami is definitely the 4th top city in the US…hi Vancouver…’she was un poco rustica’...sure lakes are big as an ocean but it’s just not…Ish does NOT float…at most, the American Eagle campaign is just lazy marketing…we say it all the time, that’s why representation is important…RIP Loni Anderson…thank you for Leah Remini, Saved by the Bell…maybe lyme disease brings us the NSYNC tour…Wilfred Brimley & Nick Jonas…what cut of meat would each of us be...Last Cafecito: Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson & New Wave DramaTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Europa intros are the best…still learning new terms…Ish was always the ringboy, never the ring…DJ’s competitive nature knows no bounds…vikings…so long E! News…we know way too much about the Girls Next Door…the love for Tiffany Pollard is real…so few things are a dollar now…being salesmen at 8 years old…love us some Worlds Best Chocolate…that gift wrap paper was too expensive…Jet 2 Holiday videos…of course, the latest viral trend has a Miami connection…ahhh the golden age of viral videos…DJ is a total tidsoptimist…let’s bring all the old stores and restaurants back…call centers shouldn’t go around the world to get a reply…Sharper Image always over Brookstone…Zayre was just always a mess…welcome back Tristan…Last Cafecito: Jamie Lee Curtis & Magic WheelchairTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love when we can bring on our friends to talk about their success…reading brings people together…parenthood changes you…better to glitch with friends…never be afraid to start over, even once you’ve published something…representation absolutely matters…love us a Miami Puerto Rican protagonist…trigger menus would be a weird restaurant…maybe the military DOES have vampires…mythology requires planning…looking into the past will show you how to move forward and maybe become a jaguar…bridge the gap like Bad Bunny…hi, there BookTok…we love a busy achiever…this is the person who gave Ish one of the greatest pieces of advice…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Zorak & Brak forever…all of TLC is bops on bops…so many ‘stop’ songs…TRL with Gaga would have been very interesting…Shazaming in a toilet stall…thank you FL Supercon…anime or furry…RIP Malcolm Jamal Warner & Ozzy Osbourne…music is the soundtrack to our lives, if you’re doing it right…Buc-ees is a little overwhelming…wall of jerky…Red Bull, jerky & Ice Breakers…ok FDOT, we’re ready to be your FL Service Plaza Ambassadors…sundries…let’s all take more vacations to visit the service plazas…also, we clearly need a friend from Paraguay…so much paraphernalia…we should all have a framed dolphin with a birthday hat…it’s officially Leo season…figuring out the transportation system acronyms…wasp is worse than a gnat…Last Cafecito: Burger King wedding & Diana from Beat CultureTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Junior’s hugs are legendary and need to be experienced…all hugs are good, but not all hugs are Junior hugs…third time back and hopefully many more…hair journey updates…finding a good barber is very important…cannot say enough good things about Superman…doesn’t matter if he’s fake, Krypto should have been on the junket…driving up to ATL for a 15s is true friendship…this centromesa convo is even better than anticipated…do we take the centerpiece for psychological reasons…grab all the free stuff, always…fun with cats and cucumbers…why is ChatGPT able to figure us out so much better than we figure ourselves…bro, every time Alex comes on, the convo goes to deep, dark places…let’s all get in touch with ourselves…are we really asking if Stevie Wonder is blind??...so many voices and not all of them necessary…also, loves you Eva Mendes, pero for real we don’t need your thoughts on geo-politics……Last Cafecito: Genuine Friends & Alex MirandaTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Puerto Rico to Miami to Japan…COVID can’t stop talent…do NOT miss Domino Saints live…sometimes you just need to pivot…always take the Disney money…Vegas is always a vibe…bring on the sponsors…ugh, the robocalls…let’s face it, Latinos just got that rhythm…the Miami accent will neutralize any accents being heard…spite is a great motivator…the music business is definitely a business…from Great Danes to bunnies…Beatles or Beyonce…of course musicians are loud, especially on SoBe…Miami is saying Miami…it better not be another five years for them to return…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who better than Uncle Al to start the show…ASMR with Darwin should be a show…hot sauce should NOT kick you in the face without flavor…shoutout to the locals keeping it real like Martha of Miami, Burger Beast, Lucy Lopez, Billy Corben and the list goes on…Dolphins player or San Lazaro…the Miami bubble is real…of course Hialeah was the hacking test market…we’re on IP overload…YouTube really does have it all…DARE in Miami was an exercise in hypocrisy…you gotta work hard to have work ethic…it’s a falta de respeto thing…trigger is triggering Darwin…RIP Dial a Teacher…the Miami clique of it all…changing election dates and the optics of Miami government…at least developers won’t kill you, so bonus points…Last Cafecito: Thomas Kennedy and TX First RespondersTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How is it already 350 episodes…love us a dancing opening…so much Junior cam today and we want more…even DJs simple order is complicated…shout out to Tristan…catch us at FL Supercon in July, the cosplay will be fun…Ish is skimpy swimwear ahead of the curve…cover up or strip down, just do what makes you confident…let’s all get Saved by the Bell swimsuits…the worst thing is feeling anxiety over going to work…kudos to this new generation for not puting up with toxic workplaces…Office Space was VERY predictive…all the telecom colors…Aunt Viv 1 vs Aunt Viv 2…put us on the Pyramid or Price is Right…Tiny Chef showed more emotion than most humans on socials…maybe we’re just upset Bezos didn’t invite us…what celebrities would you invite to your wedding is a great question…Happy Birthday, America…Last Cafecito: Barbara Walters documentary & Johan EliaschTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

About time we get to honor this living legend…being from Miami means you have to embrace that accent…hell, Lucy monetized it…of course cousins are her characters…we need a Tetica Spears t-shirt…Pesadita vibes are not a bad thing…late 90s, early 2000s WAS absolutely great in Miami…we just introduced Lucy to Cary Cruz…you can’t teach authenticity and this woman is genuine…don’t be a gatekeeper…Gloria & Lucy meeting is way beyond time to happen…always dream big mi gente…hmm is The Wknd actually Alvarez Guedes…celebrate the journey of your whole family…having met Lucy’s parents, know we love them too…we need more creative matchmakers…”don’t stop, get it, get it” is poetry…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We do NOT wanna kill Junior…da bomb sauce is awful…DJ WOULD be a St Bernard…apologies to our Miata lovers…congrats to our girl, Lucy Lopez on her Proclamation from the city of Miami-Dade…the BTUs just hit different…to valet or not to valet…welcome to DJ’s meat corner…hey, the butter was room temperature when all was said and done…don’t check out on the news, but give yourself meaningful breaks…doomscrolling isn’t the answer…seriously, why do people on IG rant in their kitchens…is half true, still true…Bob Fosse, national treasure and a helluva dancer…bring on the Diddy defense…old school New Edition, bring it…dammit Brandy & Monica, bring the tour to FL…look at Junior with the Monica connection…maybe we do have famous listeners…Snow, Vanilla Ice & MC Hammer, what a combo…let’s do spelling in songs again…Last Sodas: American Airlines & Wired TVTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enrique had some bops…all the Iglesias family…the fragrance of Julio Iglesias…bring back Showtime at the Apollo…sigh, Kendall is not the hood…for the record, Costco ID’s are NOT valid for TSA…if you send Ish the sticker, the old drivers license is still valid…love us a jingle…it’s summer time, which means summer camp…too many people at the Louvre…mass tourism in Europe…vacay for the gram…those old Cuban vacations to the beach…so many songs of the Summer to choose from…who did the boy belong to, Monica or Brandy…don’t act like you didn’t do the Macarena…more Mark Morrison…soap operas are called that for a reason…of course we’re talking defunct soaps…before you dress, Caress…Last Soda: Pam AndersonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love interviewing a trailblazer…we do deserve better…spite is a great motivator…disruption isn’t the only thing, it’s about actually making change…local government is where things really happen…get educated with Ish…true term limits will help things actually get done…UFC has nothing on Miami commission meetings…we need to preserve Coconut Grove and all of our city’s personality…get engaged mi gente…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yay the Junior cam is back…we’re totally nerds with our literature talk…of course Ish relates to a novel about boozing it up and good times…Hansel y Raul forever…ugh, Holden Caufield was tremendo chiquito malcriado…Shakespeare created so many of our sayings…ok, we all used the damned Game Genie…listen, the Princess was the best player in Super Mario 2, period…Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out…who doesn’t love a giant eggplant on PBS…not even Elizabeth Hurley was safe from being cheated on…We miss greatest hits…seriously, pretty sure Gloria nor Whoopi remembers that movie…are we more open with Ai than an actual person…a machine can never truly recreate human creativity…Last Sodas: Las Paredes Oyen & Cole Escola/Nicole ScherzingerTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We need Junior back on camera…multiple cameras, Matrix or Desi Arnaz…what DOES Michael Jackson say in that song…Swahili did have an 80s moment…Y2K was so much for nothing…unlocking memories one AOL sound effect at a time…the dental nagging during a deep cleaning…dog groomers don’t get to complain about knots if they’re charging you to remove them…men, our mental health is of utmost importance, please don’t ignore it…Ish’s speedos can only be in attention grabbing colors…DJ had no shave years…from Cuban to Guido…dear graduates, don’t lose your optimism…man that Baz Luhrman poem really does hit different as you get older…who picks a fruit cup when overwhelmed with dessert…scientifically the chicken came before the egg…who doesn’t love a knock knock joke…Fast & the Furious is high octane sci-fi……Last Sodas: Graduation Day videos & Tom LlamasTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Repping Kendall…definitely a drinking shots heavy episode…hey, respect the Mama Juana…shout out to Miami-Dade College…searching the crates…follow your passion…let’s give 2 Live Crew the respect they deserve…nostalgia colored glasses…does counterculture even exist anymore with social…DJ saying culo should be a ringtone…we met the kid who trademarked ‘de pinga’...Pitbull is another overlooked talent…going back to your roots with your mom is pretty hardcore…hip-hop is EVERYWHERE…the Che Guevara convo has entered the building…we love us an eclectic, under the radar Mt Rushmore…hmm is hip-hop the new jazz…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man, DJ dislikes his of the early 90s…we miss you VH1…coffeehouse rock will never be peluqueria rock…ufff that The Wknd movie was ROUGH…Lilo & Stitch NEEDS to be a double feature with Emperor’s New Groove…yo, Disney give us a call for that Villain land debut…bring Peru to Epcot…Pennies & Potatoes, again we’re on the cusp of unimportant topics…Hialeah would totally give you acidez…NBC covering chickens in Miami is next level…peacocks are absolutely vicious animals…not all chickens are the same, you know what we mean…Don Francisco definitely deserves to be in space…Richard Marx & Daisy Fuentes should swing by our show…Bob Villa tambien, love us a latino you don’t stop to think of as latino…love us Janet at the AMAs, but step up the red carpet a bit…nobody will ever accuse Ish of substance over style onstage…we need to make ‘Anna Wintour Does’ as a series somehow…Last Sodas: Kermit the Frog & Robbie EliasTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome El Cuban Dude…oh FB & the geriatrics…that damn British ‘u’ in words…el heavy metal & being a rockero…we need more live podcasts…Gainesville & el campo…the Miami dichotomy is real…bro, what accent…threading the line between dark and nostalgia…Radio Mambi memory unlocked…we loooooove being told about our culture from Americanos…sans Salami, always…morning sofrito…we love a food truck…the amount of times we get asked about our food being spicy…sweet & savory isn’t how we do things on the norm pero there’s the pazas en picadillo…authenticity is always the key…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Living Color was ahead of its time…everyone should have a favorite Wayans…Happy Endings is still one of the BEST shows ever…of course Ish has an explanation for Fantasy Island…Jr is an absolute man of all trades…and here we are pitching a spin off for 600 lb life… Ish’s Dr Now impression is pretty good…Return of the Mack, indeed…the taste of Clorox??...sometimes the best intentions lead to delusions…Ish is WAY too relaxed with this week’s table setting…start eating the chocolate bunny with the eyes…be intentional people, we could all use it…week 2 of Joceyln Enriquez references…Last Sodas: Christian Bale & Adrian “Domino” CastroTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ is a total Gorrita fanboy…we’re always looking to make a deal…location, location, location…love us a public transportation user…if only MetroRail actually went anywhere…we hope the Live Local Act isn’t used for less than great purposes…everything going up but salaries…lots of equity, but where do you go if you sell your home?...that Miami accent always pops out…how we long for the days of Wynwood…not all development is bad, but let’s try not losing the charm of a community…ok so property tax goes away, but what’s the longer impact…we do enjoy an informative content creator…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hopefully Jr will never stop the jams intro…Ish is back and flowing…insurance mascots, who knew?...maybe one day we’ll become a Halloween costume…hate the penny, love the penny…bluetooth earpiece is peak older cuban man…free nights and weekends was a goal…Ish is VERY anti-ringer…how many keys is too many keys…getting ride of pennies creates way too many problems…we see you Millard Fillmore…paramores and gentlemen of the past…poor McKinley…nobody has almanacs anymore…armoires in the 90s…we’ll never forget you Waterbed City…caballero, Gloria Estefan couldn’t be controversial if she tried, much less in relation to Diddy…like a good Cuban, none of this sleepover or being in other people’s homes thing…should Pete Rose be allowed into the Baseball Hall of Fame…the asterisk hall of fame could be VERY interesting…bring on the Latino music takeover with Bad Bunny & Fuerza Regida on Billboard’s top 2 spots…wow, we really drew a blank on those Spanish language duos, que pena…EVERYONE should get a hug from Jr…Last Sodas: American Murder: The Family Next Door & HugsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love that he’s back as the champ…wearing the belt is a workout itself…next time, Ish will wear the singlet if Domino wears the tights…that match was hot as hell…bring on the merch…from Pitbull to Cuban Bulldog to Rottweiler…be vulnerable and intentional…never lose sight of who your actions can impact…Ish in the ring would be interesting…check out Cafecito Chat, the guy’s a total natural…Miami isn’t just SoBe & more voices need to call that out…DJ cameo time!…we are flattered and humbled…podcasters don’t ramble, we entertain…never give in to impostor syndrome…we still miss Panolo’s pan con bistec…talk about a fun career day at school…sometimes our show is a time machine…learn to say no…we could all use a little brain rewiring…and he’s a rapper too, no jodas…do we ever really wrap things up…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another music intro ep…welcome Valeria from ‘Industry of Cool’ podcast…oh no, not the Hunger Games…we also love Junior for free…dear Met Gala, we’re still waiting on our invitation…wow, Grandpa is a suit maker, go on…bring on ALL the buñuelos…Hola Colombia…Carlos Vives is absolutely a full-on experience…mmm, Peruvian food…what’s a Labubu??...the days of Beanie Babies, how DID they go viral back then…nothing like the original Star Wars…Cinco de Mayo is actually pretty damn American…check out Industry of Cool podcast…Last Sodas: Valeria’s daughter & Gloria EstefanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man but we love talking about music…compilation ads were the BEST…el apagon de España…poor Lupita…how is Kurt Loder 80??...Paella pics…developers looking for loopholes, what are the odds…save the art deco essence of Miami Beach…men can absolutely have insecurities…Turkey, famous for plugs & novelas…just added to the Cultura Music Festival, Exposé & Lisa Lisa (we hope)...500 Days of Summer is a definite litmus test…a movie without music really isn’t a movie…and sometimes Y, pa’ joder…Last Sodas: Boris Sanchez & The Flag GuyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seeing the studio for the first time…thank you Mayor & Dr for joining us at our studio…when all else fails, trust science…funny how out of nowhere, people now have the strongest of beliefs…studies should be uniformed or at least comparable…let’s keep studying before reversing track whole heartedly…at what point does the govt have the right to include additives…wow, talk about cost benefit analysis…government spending needs to be curbed, responsibly…doing with less is a reality for us all…hiring your opponent based on skill set demonstrates class…eliminating property or sales tax…so many great things about Miami…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not quite the Tonight Show…you can’t be bougie AND simple…so many versions of ‘giving joy’...DJ’s happy place is watching the ships come in…we still love a midnight buffet…more one day cruises, please…poor people at Haulover…they ain’t great, but it’s still chocolate…expensive doesn’t begin to cover the price of food at Coachella…’The Rainbow Connection’ is just the most gorgeous song, ever, period…heading to Burning Man with Junior…RIP Pope Francis…the bus adventures of Nery in the Czech Republic…more tomato juice talk, now with Clamato…German is a hard language…so many places honey can come from…grapefruit just reacts with so many medications…when you find a good polo, never let it go…Last Sodas: TGIFridays & Sheryl Lee RalphTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So many phases of Elvis…Ish’s L&OU degree should be coming anyday now…Junior is human ginkgo…Saran wrap is the worst…let’s bring back the automat…how do we get DJ’s parents back on the show…sorry for the glitch around 15 minute mark…bring us ALL the chain restaurant foods…is space tourism what astronauts wanted…set lists in space…learning more about Junior via LMFAO & Far East Movement…Versailles has seen so much, but probably not a cafecito…gender reveal parties are just the worst…unless you’re one of those ‘gender is a construct’ people, then we’re totally about them…do we really need promposals…where is JTT?...more ditch talk…the JHud soul train line is THE moment to shine…just feed EVERYONE at your weddings…we do wanna be on the photographer’s side though…catch Ish at opening night of Beetlejuice The Musical on April 29 at the Arsht…Last Sodas: Geri Halliwell-Horner & The Emancipation of MimiTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How has it been 5 years since last time…he opened that journalist floodgate…love you Belkys…when you can marry profession and passion, do it…first time scuba diving and it’s with sharks & Eli Roth?!?!...maybe Miami should have the next White Lotus…if Elton and Madonna can reconcile, what can’t be done…the time before remote controls…we need this Louis Aguirre travel production…love that we can talk about behind the scenes stuff…money where his airwaves are is a new phrase…he’s out there doing the work…nobody learns from dystopian sci-fi…we need Ron Magill on the show…now and always, after that broadcast Louis Aguirre is a journalist, period, full stop…proud dog dad…hmm, could we be a TV show???Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thoughts and love to Dom Rep…for real, get a Junior hug if possible, it’s healing…fine, Jersey Cubans, you have Celia & Marti…can we become Kenbassadors, too…check the checks and balances, bro…to bring back the dodo bird or not is the question…bro & dude are similar but not…let’s all plan the America ride at Epcot…what would you do with unlimited money…Columbia House will NEVER be forgotten…that damn unwanted CD…Nery & The Olive(r) Garden…listening to En Vogue is NOT rockero behavior…Ajax Ramirez…Prank corner with Darien…Last Soda: Angela Carrasco & Juan Pablo di Pace’s ‘Duino’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome our new boy band…no parole for Yolanda…there can only be one Bea Arthur…los Friends are old, bro…Ish genuinely wants to know about torpedo bats…we all have our blind spots…no oil rigs for DJ…why not turn your moment into a cash grab…clearly we have different moments we regret…don’t base your opinions off influencers…escape from WHICH mountain…we’ll never forget Kris Kross, especially with their love of lymon…Jumping with Junior…Mormons, The Cure, what’s the difference…ostriches are scary as hell guys…maybe we’ll plummet to the earth for our 500th episode…Last Soda: Winnebagos & Val KilmerTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eating for a living ain’t easy on the waist, but he does it…from humble beginnings…another lawyer…the pandemic pause…love a fritanga or three…shrinkflation is real y’all…there’s room for ALL the food…Hi Eileen & Finka!...everyone needs La Ventanita…another Westchester kid…eating en La Cuarenta…there’s a classy way to post about a business and Mr Eats 305 is doing it…coño, que caro los huevos…grease traps are a personal nightmare for us…we tackle the controversies, like pizza lists…can we be expert pizza witnesses too?...thankfully, he’s helping streamline his own recos…with all his food experiences, it’s still the simple things…croqueta protection program…the smash burger invasion of Wynwood…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PLMTY’s kids songs collection coming this summer…nobody could have seen the Duggars twist coming…definitely the anti-Wicked press tour…we do play fast and loose with appropriate language in Spanish…DJ thought the whitest of white people, Lizzie McGuire, was using a Spanish nickname…we need to appreciate Charytin now and always…the luau lechon isn’t really lechon…ditches are so 1950s…ahhh Zanzibar…Dear Ashton Hall, nobody believes you…Joan Crawford was the original influencer…Ish does have insecurities, just not visibly…especially not when he’s wearing a turtleneck in NY…man, Napster is STILL profitable??...the days of MySpace…we all have that ONE gullible friend…old Latinos love a sparkly emoji…just cuz something looks great doesn’t make it AI…free plug for Kennedy Space Center…we love Junior’s love of pudding...Last Sodas: The Fair & Mexico’s ban on bullfightingTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s true, some of y’all don’t deserve pets…Flight of the Bumblebee is a bop…fast math is a skill Ish just doesn’t have…Never Ending Story is the reason for so much trauma…no trips to the Amazon for DJ…it’s amazing how Ish just always knows what DJ means…love us some giraffes…bring on the bread bowls…tips, tips, tips…a delivery charge at a bar is the ultimate form of descaro…yet again, we were just in the mood for a Subway sub…we stand with O Cinema…if you don’t like a movie, don’t support it but don’t tell us we can’t see it…a box of straws is an assault on DJ…does anyone else have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome outside the Golden Girls…DMV fraud is a whole new frontier, but we kinda respect the hustle…is Spanish a happier language or not?...Last Sodas: El Afilador & Looney Tunes Movie: The Day the Earth Blew Up Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love having married couples on the show…goes to show, you can still be the first…don’t just be local, be part of the community…so much more to sake than we thought…6th sake master in the world, here in Miami…for real, Mari was kicking butt and taking names…being a ‘professional’ doesn’t guarantee you’ll love what you do…let’s all jog in pink speedos…Haider has the BEST laugh…at this point, we think he’s honorary Latino tbh…we do fry chicken in their parking lot…best part of the show is drinking on air…it’s not appropriation if you really are trying to honor the process and culture…it’s fun AND educational…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Madonna, please don’t wrap…just stop the JLo hate already…DJ can’t come to terms with Ish having St Patrick’s experiences…what other holidays should we mess up for recent arrivals…Arbor Day is NOT about nautical things…sure bring an iron through customs…Jose Marti and Dirty Dancing have a connection…so much hidden history…y’all, make sure you proofread your translations…don’t translate proper names into spanish…the nicknames in DJ’s family are just next level…damn these untranslatable words…no such things as a successful potter…the great unifier of Techno Cumbia on Univsion…yeah, may just stay in jail, Yolanda…we miss Daisy Fuentes…Last Sodas: Tom Llamas & Jordan Peterson quoteTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let’s have Vera Farmigia on the show…who knew so many people had an opinion on lemons and limes…so many places with numbers…we miss you Bugle Boy jeans…there’s no way Gwyneth Paltrow has good recipes…Shirley Temple, drink or child actor…bring back stained glass at Pizza Hut…what is it about Mothers Day and the place for ribs…who irons in the airport bathroom…the Oscars were more entertaining than expected…congrats Zoe Saldaña…all the Jennifers…forget Fyre Festival, we’re bringing the Cultura Talks presents The Box Music Festival…Proyecto Uno, Illegales & DLG would be a great lineup…we all love a sugary muffin…one strawberry for $20? No jodas…Team New York over Team Omarosa…mmm French Silk Pie…it’s Tristan Time…Last Sodas: Everyone Making Limes or Lemons Go ViralTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The name struggle is real kids…we love our local icons…before foodies were a thing, we had Bite with Belkys…love that she’s totally loving our wings…would love to see all the ‘fails’ too…shout out to all the locals who inspired us…WSVN’s Boston cousin is WAY too similar onscreen…they are still kinda ‘new’ aren’t they…shout out to Craig Stevens…we’re old school for local news…nothing like the Newsplex…damn 11 hours of news…there should be trust in local news…Deco Drive does give off a fun vibe…look at us making her recall working at a travel agency…she met Cher, that is all…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.