Pero Let Me Tell You

Junior’s hugs are legendary and need to be experienced…all hugs are good, but not all hugs are Junior hugs…third time back and hopefully many more…hair journey updates…finding a good barber is very important…cannot say enough good things about Superman…doesn’t matter if he’s fake, Krypto should have been on the junket…driving up to ATL for a 15s is true friendship…this centromesa convo is even better than anticipated…do we take the centerpiece for psychological reasons…grab all the free stuff, always…fun with cats and cucumbers…why is ChatGPT able to figure us out so much better than we figure ourselves…bro, every time Alex comes on, the convo goes to deep, dark places…let’s all get in touch with ourselves…are we really asking if Stevie Wonder is blind??...so many voices and not all of them necessary…also, loves you Eva Mendes, pero for real we don’t need your thoughts on geo-politics……Last Cafecito: Genuine Friends & Alex MirandaTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From Puerto Rico to Miami to Japan…COVID can’t stop talent…do NOT miss Domino Saints live…sometimes you just need to pivot…always take the Disney money…Vegas is always a vibe…bring on the sponsors…ugh, the robocalls…let’s face it, Latinos just got that rhythm…the Miami accent will neutralize any accents being heard…spite is a great motivator…the music business is definitely a business…from Great Danes to bunnies…Beatles or Beyonce…of course musicians are loud, especially on SoBe…Miami is saying Miami…it better not be another five years for them to return…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who better than Uncle Al to start the show…ASMR with Darwin should be a show…hot sauce should NOT kick you in the face without flavor…shoutout to the locals keeping it real like Martha of Miami, Burger Beast, Lucy Lopez, Billy Corben and the list goes on…Dolphins player or San Lazaro…the Miami bubble is real…of course Hialeah was the hacking test market…we’re on IP overload…YouTube really does have it all…DARE in Miami was an exercise in hypocrisy…you gotta work hard to have work ethic…it’s a falta de respeto thing…trigger is triggering Darwin…RIP Dial a Teacher…the Miami clique of it all…changing election dates and the optics of Miami government…at least developers won’t kill you, so bonus points…Last Cafecito: Thomas Kennedy and TX First RespondersTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How is it already 350 episodes…love us a dancing opening…so much Junior cam today and we want more…even DJs simple order is complicated…shout out to Tristan…catch us at FL Supercon in July, the cosplay will be fun…Ish is skimpy swimwear ahead of the curve…cover up or strip down, just do what makes you confident…let’s all get Saved by the Bell swimsuits…the worst thing is feeling anxiety over going to work…kudos to this new generation for not puting up with toxic workplaces…Office Space was VERY predictive…all the telecom colors…Aunt Viv 1 vs Aunt Viv 2…put us on the Pyramid or Price is Right…Tiny Chef showed more emotion than most humans on socials…maybe we’re just upset Bezos didn’t invite us…what celebrities would you invite to your wedding is a great question…Happy Birthday, America…Last Cafecito: Barbara Walters documentary & Johan EliaschTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

About time we get to honor this living legend…being from Miami means you have to embrace that accent…hell, Lucy monetized it…of course cousins are her characters…we need a Tetica Spears t-shirt…Pesadita vibes are not a bad thing…late 90s, early 2000s WAS absolutely great in Miami…we just introduced Lucy to Cary Cruz…you can’t teach authenticity and this woman is genuine…don’t be a gatekeeper…Gloria & Lucy meeting is way beyond time to happen…always dream big mi gente…hmm is The Wknd actually Alvarez Guedes…celebrate the journey of your whole family…having met Lucy’s parents, know we love them too…we need more creative matchmakers…”don’t stop, get it, get it” is poetry…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Brought to you by Cafe la Llave: https://www.cafelallave.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We do NOT wanna kill Junior…da bomb sauce is awful…DJ WOULD be a St Bernard…apologies to our Miata lovers…congrats to our girl, Lucy Lopez on her Proclamation from the city of Miami-Dade…the BTUs just hit different…to valet or not to valet…welcome to DJ’s meat corner…hey, the butter was room temperature when all was said and done…don’t check out on the news, but give yourself meaningful breaks…doomscrolling isn’t the answer…seriously, why do people on IG rant in their kitchens…is half true, still true…Bob Fosse, national treasure and a helluva dancer…bring on the Diddy defense…old school New Edition, bring it…dammit Brandy & Monica, bring the tour to FL…look at Junior with the Monica connection…maybe we do have famous listeners…Snow, Vanilla Ice & MC Hammer, what a combo…let’s do spelling in songs again…Last Sodas: American Airlines & Wired TVTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enrique had some bops…all the Iglesias family…the fragrance of Julio Iglesias…bring back Showtime at the Apollo…sigh, Kendall is not the hood…for the record, Costco ID’s are NOT valid for TSA…if you send Ish the sticker, the old drivers license is still valid…love us a jingle…it’s summer time, which means summer camp…too many people at the Louvre…mass tourism in Europe…vacay for the gram…those old Cuban vacations to the beach…so many songs of the Summer to choose from…who did the boy belong to, Monica or Brandy…don’t act like you didn’t do the Macarena…more Mark Morrison…soap operas are called that for a reason…of course we’re talking defunct soaps…before you dress, Caress…Last Soda: Pam AndersonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love interviewing a trailblazer…we do deserve better…spite is a great motivator…disruption isn’t the only thing, it’s about actually making change…local government is where things really happen…get educated with Ish…true term limits will help things actually get done…UFC has nothing on Miami commission meetings…we need to preserve Coconut Grove and all of our city’s personality…get engaged mi gente…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yay the Junior cam is back…we’re totally nerds with our literature talk…of course Ish relates to a novel about boozing it up and good times…Hansel y Raul forever…ugh, Holden Caufield was tremendo chiquito malcriado…Shakespeare created so many of our sayings…ok, we all used the damned Game Genie…listen, the Princess was the best player in Super Mario 2, period…Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out…who doesn’t love a giant eggplant on PBS…not even Elizabeth Hurley was safe from being cheated on…We miss greatest hits…seriously, pretty sure Gloria nor Whoopi remembers that movie…are we more open with Ai than an actual person…a machine can never truly recreate human creativity…Last Sodas: Las Paredes Oyen & Cole Escola/Nicole ScherzingerTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We need Junior back on camera…multiple cameras, Matrix or Desi Arnaz…what DOES Michael Jackson say in that song…Swahili did have an 80s moment…Y2K was so much for nothing…unlocking memories one AOL sound effect at a time…the dental nagging during a deep cleaning…dog groomers don’t get to complain about knots if they’re charging you to remove them…men, our mental health is of utmost importance, please don’t ignore it…Ish’s speedos can only be in attention grabbing colors…DJ had no shave years…from Cuban to Guido…dear graduates, don’t lose your optimism…man that Baz Luhrman poem really does hit different as you get older…who picks a fruit cup when overwhelmed with dessert…scientifically the chicken came before the egg…who doesn’t love a knock knock joke…Fast & the Furious is high octane sci-fi……Last Sodas: Graduation Day videos & Tom LlamasTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Repping Kendall…definitely a drinking shots heavy episode…hey, respect the Mama Juana…shout out to Miami-Dade College…searching the crates…follow your passion…let’s give 2 Live Crew the respect they deserve…nostalgia colored glasses…does counterculture even exist anymore with social…DJ saying culo should be a ringtone…we met the kid who trademarked ‘de pinga’...Pitbull is another overlooked talent…going back to your roots with your mom is pretty hardcore…hip-hop is EVERYWHERE…the Che Guevara convo has entered the building…we love us an eclectic, under the radar Mt Rushmore…hmm is hip-hop the new jazz…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man, DJ dislikes his of the early 90s…we miss you VH1…coffeehouse rock will never be peluqueria rock…ufff that The Wknd movie was ROUGH…Lilo & Stitch NEEDS to be a double feature with Emperor’s New Groove…yo, Disney give us a call for that Villain land debut…bring Peru to Epcot…Pennies & Potatoes, again we’re on the cusp of unimportant topics…Hialeah would totally give you acidez…NBC covering chickens in Miami is next level…peacocks are absolutely vicious animals…not all chickens are the same, you know what we mean…Don Francisco definitely deserves to be in space…Richard Marx & Daisy Fuentes should swing by our show…Bob Villa tambien, love us a latino you don’t stop to think of as latino…love us Janet at the AMAs, but step up the red carpet a bit…nobody will ever accuse Ish of substance over style onstage…we need to make ‘Anna Wintour Does’ as a series somehow…Last Sodas: Kermit the Frog & Robbie EliasTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome El Cuban Dude…oh FB & the geriatrics…that damn British ‘u’ in words…el heavy metal & being a rockero…we need more live podcasts…Gainesville & el campo…the Miami dichotomy is real…bro, what accent…threading the line between dark and nostalgia…Radio Mambi memory unlocked…we loooooove being told about our culture from Americanos…sans Salami, always…morning sofrito…we love a food truck…the amount of times we get asked about our food being spicy…sweet & savory isn’t how we do things on the norm pero there’s the pazas en picadillo…authenticity is always the key…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In Living Color was ahead of its time…everyone should have a favorite Wayans…Happy Endings is still one of the BEST shows ever…of course Ish has an explanation for Fantasy Island…Jr is an absolute man of all trades…and here we are pitching a spin off for 600 lb life… Ish’s Dr Now impression is pretty good…Return of the Mack, indeed…the taste of Clorox??...sometimes the best intentions lead to delusions…Ish is WAY too relaxed with this week’s table setting…start eating the chocolate bunny with the eyes…be intentional people, we could all use it…week 2 of Joceyln Enriquez references…Last Sodas: Christian Bale & Adrian “Domino” CastroTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

DJ is a total Gorrita fanboy…we’re always looking to make a deal…location, location, location…love us a public transportation user…if only MetroRail actually went anywhere…we hope the Live Local Act isn’t used for less than great purposes…everything going up but salaries…lots of equity, but where do you go if you sell your home?...that Miami accent always pops out…how we long for the days of Wynwood…not all development is bad, but let’s try not losing the charm of a community…ok so property tax goes away, but what’s the longer impact…we do enjoy an informative content creator…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hopefully Jr will never stop the jams intro…Ish is back and flowing…insurance mascots, who knew?...maybe one day we’ll become a Halloween costume…hate the penny, love the penny…bluetooth earpiece is peak older cuban man…free nights and weekends was a goal…Ish is VERY anti-ringer…how many keys is too many keys…getting ride of pennies creates way too many problems…we see you Millard Fillmore…paramores and gentlemen of the past…poor McKinley…nobody has almanacs anymore…armoires in the 90s…we’ll never forget you Waterbed City…caballero, Gloria Estefan couldn’t be controversial if she tried, much less in relation to Diddy…like a good Cuban, none of this sleepover or being in other people’s homes thing…should Pete Rose be allowed into the Baseball Hall of Fame…the asterisk hall of fame could be VERY interesting…bring on the Latino music takeover with Bad Bunny & Fuerza Regida on Billboard’s top 2 spots…wow, we really drew a blank on those Spanish language duos, que pena…EVERYONE should get a hug from Jr…Last Sodas: American Murder: The Family Next Door & HugsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love that he’s back as the champ…wearing the belt is a workout itself…next time, Ish will wear the singlet if Domino wears the tights…that match was hot as hell…bring on the merch…from Pitbull to Cuban Bulldog to Rottweiler…be vulnerable and intentional…never lose sight of who your actions can impact…Ish in the ring would be interesting…check out Cafecito Chat, the guy’s a total natural…Miami isn’t just SoBe & more voices need to call that out…DJ cameo time!…we are flattered and humbled…podcasters don’t ramble, we entertain…never give in to impostor syndrome…we still miss Panolo’s pan con bistec…talk about a fun career day at school…sometimes our show is a time machine…learn to say no…we could all use a little brain rewiring…and he’s a rapper too, no jodas…do we ever really wrap things up…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another music intro ep…welcome Valeria from ‘Industry of Cool’ podcast…oh no, not the Hunger Games…we also love Junior for free…dear Met Gala, we’re still waiting on our invitation…wow, Grandpa is a suit maker, go on…bring on ALL the buñuelos…Hola Colombia…Carlos Vives is absolutely a full-on experience…mmm, Peruvian food…what’s a Labubu??...the days of Beanie Babies, how DID they go viral back then…nothing like the original Star Wars…Cinco de Mayo is actually pretty damn American…check out Industry of Cool podcast…Last Sodas: Valeria’s daughter & Gloria EstefanTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Man but we love talking about music…compilation ads were the BEST…el apagon de España…poor Lupita…how is Kurt Loder 80??...Paella pics…developers looking for loopholes, what are the odds…save the art deco essence of Miami Beach…men can absolutely have insecurities…Turkey, famous for plugs & novelas…just added to the Cultura Music Festival, Exposé & Lisa Lisa (we hope)...500 Days of Summer is a definite litmus test…a movie without music really isn’t a movie…and sometimes Y, pa’ joder…Last Sodas: Boris Sanchez & The Flag GuyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seeing the studio for the first time…thank you Mayor & Dr for joining us at our studio…when all else fails, trust science…funny how out of nowhere, people now have the strongest of beliefs…studies should be uniformed or at least comparable…let’s keep studying before reversing track whole heartedly…at what point does the govt have the right to include additives…wow, talk about cost benefit analysis…government spending needs to be curbed, responsibly…doing with less is a reality for us all…hiring your opponent based on skill set demonstrates class…eliminating property or sales tax…so many great things about Miami…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Not quite the Tonight Show…you can’t be bougie AND simple…so many versions of ‘giving joy’...DJ’s happy place is watching the ships come in…we still love a midnight buffet…more one day cruises, please…poor people at Haulover…they ain’t great, but it’s still chocolate…expensive doesn’t begin to cover the price of food at Coachella…’The Rainbow Connection’ is just the most gorgeous song, ever, period…heading to Burning Man with Junior…RIP Pope Francis…the bus adventures of Nery in the Czech Republic…more tomato juice talk, now with Clamato…German is a hard language…so many places honey can come from…grapefruit just reacts with so many medications…when you find a good polo, never let it go…Last Sodas: TGIFridays & Sheryl Lee RalphTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So many phases of Elvis…Ish’s L&OU degree should be coming anyday now…Junior is human ginkgo…Saran wrap is the worst…let’s bring back the automat…how do we get DJ’s parents back on the show…sorry for the glitch around 15 minute mark…bring us ALL the chain restaurant foods…is space tourism what astronauts wanted…set lists in space…learning more about Junior via LMFAO & Far East Movement…Versailles has seen so much, but probably not a cafecito…gender reveal parties are just the worst…unless you’re one of those ‘gender is a construct’ people, then we’re totally about them…do we really need promposals…where is JTT?...more ditch talk…the JHud soul train line is THE moment to shine…just feed EVERYONE at your weddings…we do wanna be on the photographer’s side though…catch Ish at opening night of Beetlejuice The Musical on April 29 at the Arsht…Last Sodas: Geri Halliwell-Horner & The Emancipation of MimiTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How has it been 5 years since last time…he opened that journalist floodgate…love you Belkys…when you can marry profession and passion, do it…first time scuba diving and it’s with sharks & Eli Roth?!?!...maybe Miami should have the next White Lotus…if Elton and Madonna can reconcile, what can’t be done…the time before remote controls…we need this Louis Aguirre travel production…love that we can talk about behind the scenes stuff…money where his airwaves are is a new phrase…he’s out there doing the work…nobody learns from dystopian sci-fi…we need Ron Magill on the show…now and always, after that broadcast Louis Aguirre is a journalist, period, full stop…proud dog dad…hmm, could we be a TV show???Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thoughts and love to Dom Rep…for real, get a Junior hug if possible, it’s healing…fine, Jersey Cubans, you have Celia & Marti…can we become Kenbassadors, too…check the checks and balances, bro…to bring back the dodo bird or not is the question…bro & dude are similar but not…let’s all plan the America ride at Epcot…what would you do with unlimited money…Columbia House will NEVER be forgotten…that damn unwanted CD…Nery & The Olive(r) Garden…listening to En Vogue is NOT rockero behavior…Ajax Ramirez…Prank corner with Darien…Last Soda: Angela Carrasco & Juan Pablo di Pace’s ‘Duino’Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome our new boy band…no parole for Yolanda…there can only be one Bea Arthur…los Friends are old, bro…Ish genuinely wants to know about torpedo bats…we all have our blind spots…no oil rigs for DJ…why not turn your moment into a cash grab…clearly we have different moments we regret…don’t base your opinions off influencers…escape from WHICH mountain…we’ll never forget Kris Kross, especially with their love of lymon…Jumping with Junior…Mormons, The Cure, what’s the difference…ostriches are scary as hell guys…maybe we’ll plummet to the earth for our 500th episode…Last Soda: Winnebagos & Val KilmerTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eating for a living ain’t easy on the waist, but he does it…from humble beginnings…another lawyer…the pandemic pause…love a fritanga or three…shrinkflation is real y’all…there’s room for ALL the food…Hi Eileen & Finka!...everyone needs La Ventanita…another Westchester kid…eating en La Cuarenta…there’s a classy way to post about a business and Mr Eats 305 is doing it…coño, que caro los huevos…grease traps are a personal nightmare for us…we tackle the controversies, like pizza lists…can we be expert pizza witnesses too?...thankfully, he’s helping streamline his own recos…with all his food experiences, it’s still the simple things…croqueta protection program…the smash burger invasion of Wynwood…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PLMTY’s kids songs collection coming this summer…nobody could have seen the Duggars twist coming…definitely the anti-Wicked press tour…we do play fast and loose with appropriate language in Spanish…DJ thought the whitest of white people, Lizzie McGuire, was using a Spanish nickname…we need to appreciate Charytin now and always…the luau lechon isn’t really lechon…ditches are so 1950s…ahhh Zanzibar…Dear Ashton Hall, nobody believes you…Joan Crawford was the original influencer…Ish does have insecurities, just not visibly…especially not when he’s wearing a turtleneck in NY…man, Napster is STILL profitable??...the days of MySpace…we all have that ONE gullible friend…old Latinos love a sparkly emoji…just cuz something looks great doesn’t make it AI…free plug for Kennedy Space Center…we love Junior’s love of pudding...Last Sodas: The Fair & Mexico’s ban on bullfightingTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s true, some of y’all don’t deserve pets…Flight of the Bumblebee is a bop…fast math is a skill Ish just doesn’t have…Never Ending Story is the reason for so much trauma…no trips to the Amazon for DJ…it’s amazing how Ish just always knows what DJ means…love us some giraffes…bring on the bread bowls…tips, tips, tips…a delivery charge at a bar is the ultimate form of descaro…yet again, we were just in the mood for a Subway sub…we stand with O Cinema…if you don’t like a movie, don’t support it but don’t tell us we can’t see it…a box of straws is an assault on DJ…does anyone else have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome outside the Golden Girls…DMV fraud is a whole new frontier, but we kinda respect the hustle…is Spanish a happier language or not?...Last Sodas: El Afilador & Looney Tunes Movie: The Day the Earth Blew Up Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Love having married couples on the show…goes to show, you can still be the first…don’t just be local, be part of the community…so much more to sake than we thought…6th sake master in the world, here in Miami…for real, Mari was kicking butt and taking names…being a ‘professional’ doesn’t guarantee you’ll love what you do…let’s all jog in pink speedos…Haider has the BEST laugh…at this point, we think he’s honorary Latino tbh…we do fry chicken in their parking lot…best part of the show is drinking on air…it’s not appropriation if you really are trying to honor the process and culture…it’s fun AND educational…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Madonna, please don’t wrap…just stop the JLo hate already…DJ can’t come to terms with Ish having St Patrick’s experiences…what other holidays should we mess up for recent arrivals…Arbor Day is NOT about nautical things…sure bring an iron through customs…Jose Marti and Dirty Dancing have a connection…so much hidden history…y’all, make sure you proofread your translations…don’t translate proper names into spanish…the nicknames in DJ’s family are just next level…damn these untranslatable words…no such things as a successful potter…the great unifier of Techno Cumbia on Univsion…yeah, may just stay in jail, Yolanda…we miss Daisy Fuentes…Last Sodas: Tom Llamas & Jordan Peterson quoteTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let’s have Vera Farmigia on the show…who knew so many people had an opinion on lemons and limes…so many places with numbers…we miss you Bugle Boy jeans…there’s no way Gwyneth Paltrow has good recipes…Shirley Temple, drink or child actor…bring back stained glass at Pizza Hut…what is it about Mothers Day and the place for ribs…who irons in the airport bathroom…the Oscars were more entertaining than expected…congrats Zoe Saldaña…all the Jennifers…forget Fyre Festival, we’re bringing the Cultura Talks presents The Box Music Festival…Proyecto Uno, Illegales & DLG would be a great lineup…we all love a sugary muffin…one strawberry for $20? No jodas…Team New York over Team Omarosa…mmm French Silk Pie…it’s Tristan Time…Last Sodas: Everyone Making Limes or Lemons Go ViralTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The name struggle is real kids…we love our local icons…before foodies were a thing, we had Bite with Belkys…love that she’s totally loving our wings…would love to see all the ‘fails’ too…shout out to all the locals who inspired us…WSVN’s Boston cousin is WAY too similar onscreen…they are still kinda ‘new’ aren’t they…shout out to Craig Stevens…we’re old school for local news…nothing like the Newsplex…damn 11 hours of news…there should be trust in local news…Deco Drive does give off a fun vibe…look at us making her recall working at a travel agency…she met Cher, that is all…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chiropractic adjustment watching ain’t weird…hi Juan Luis Guerra & that good ol’ bilirubin…yet another great experience at SoBe WFF, this year with a win!...NOBODY controls the mayo…happy Oakenfold & Tiesto are still around…can’t laugh if you’re not in on the funny…is ‘no sabo’ a true slur…how big a part of culture is language…does the caribbean NOT have limes…glad we solved that whole canker problem…sour oranges really are ugly…DJ was having Limeade before it was a thing…why was it so hard to get a chicken salad sandwich when they had all the components…Cuban salads are the worst…RIP Joann Fabrics…Ish got destemplanza until the other day…why not spend your birthday in Canada?...waterfalls shall henceforth be known as water volcanos…Last Soda: Voters at SoBe WFFTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SoBeWFF, see you there…maybe Libertad Lamarque’s still touring…filming 15s on a cruise is DJ’s dream job…fly safe, mi gente…Cap America has been black before…never forget, your fave comics were created during a much different time…fake Valentines cake outrage…our addiction to outrage is no just real, it’s being gamified…even hate comments feed the algorithm so thanks for that…bring back the tacky fifteens…SNL 50 was tremendo party…Lonely Island, Penelope, Stefan…Heather Locklear + Janet Jackson = perfection…it’s called yum yum sauce for a reason…stop throwing cakes, Steve Aoki…Last Sodas: SS United States & Superman (2025) trailerTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Taking it back to morning announcements…that intermediary banquet hall just hit right…ppl having less cousins..we don’t need to over engineer in the name of convenience…sometimes you just need to use a check…no need to be on speakerphone for that long…really, we’re lifting up an alleged murderer now?...maybe tomato juice just tastes better at 30,000 feet…straight to video was never a good sign…Blockbuster Generation…we miss you Moviefone…great class of nominees for the Rock & Roll Hall of fame this year…Last Soda: Duo Lingo killing mascot & Lady Gaga copying Elvis CrespoTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Took forever to get him on, now he’s back…love a guest with nothing to really promote…legit how did we know exactly what bear balls smell like…oh healthcare, you never fail to disappoint…we love a guest who can work a callback…wow, talk about a survival story…yeah, guess advertising isn’t a profession in a communist country…so much topography in this episode…anyone else not seen saltwater for 2 years…your story will never be as bad as theirs…Price is Right rules always gets you the win…the word of the day is archipelago…still not over Game of Thrones ending…explaining Rocky Horror while having it confused with Cher’s movie ‘Mask’ is GREAT…Cubans loved Asian decor…Punta Cana is all about indigestion apparently….garrapata IS a great word…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s FINALLY February…bring on the jamon serrano…let’s start celebrating our actual birth day…relampago in the shower is real…Darien’s mom is all about la secadora de pelo…Spring Break in Miami Beach isn’t really a thing for those of us who live here…Good Times…swimming after eating equals death…portable cafetera for the win…fixing the car with a chain around the tree…finally, Beyonce won her Grammy pero could she have been less enthused…Kurt Russell needs more appreciation…nobody should be shamed or stigmatized, but at what point should that be taxpayer funded…failure to launch, is that even part of the Latino culture…Last Sodas: Sheila E & Sabrina Carpenter’s Grammys Performance  Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back todo el mundo…glad 2025 hasn’t really done anything yet…celebration of life is the way to go…Cuban funerals should be a party given all the chisme…centromesas are the ultimate hunger games at ethnic weddings…DJ’s mom probably won’t ever fully understand Only Fans…Ish now has a souvenir about an audition for O-Town he may not have been at…all mercucromo is sold as if it’s 100 years old…where DID margarine go?...no more band-aid ads apparently…finally we get to discuss rubber cement…odd numbers is where all music groups eventually end up…Temu is not the place to find a good Hitachi…Last Sodas: 2025 & @livefromsnacktime  Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bring on the holidays…Christmas songs are hit or miss with Ish…turron is nougat and nougat is turron…wow eggnog IS good…womp, womp indeed…please do NOT kill Junior…the distinction of saying ‘el niño Jesus’...yeah, don’t just buy stuff to buy stuff…Grace Jones’ Little Drummer Boy, full stop…A Christmas Story is the perfect pace for a movie to watch ON Christmas…Lampoon Vacation is almost as off the rails as this episode…CD shopping at DJ’s home…the 2 Rocio’s, the 2 Corey’s, same thing…lets all get Christmas panetela…welcome back Notre Dame, now get dirty again…so many jingles…our defunct brands section is great…why don’t we have a word for sicote in english?...yeah, Pepe le Pew has been cancelled…we’re pretty sure DJ was buzzed in this episode…Last Coquito: Our Cultura House & Talks familyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boy George should have been on We Are The World…with good food this close, Ish is gonna be soooo fat…love a guest who brings champagne…food is great, but a vibe makes a place…jazz is pretty punk if you think about it…el pueblo de la bicicleta, who knew…how did he avoid the Miami accent…90s baby who grew up on 70s & 80s pop culture…let’s hear for all single moms…it’d be great if Dan Akroyd misses that portrait literally every day…stealing someone’s car to hit Taco Bell doesn’t always result in marriage…COVID led to so many cool food creation…EIGHT SEATS?!?!...bye bye delicious key lime dessert…good food never needs to be stuffy…a restaurant full of furries AND mascots…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Android, bring back the food updates…apps on apps on apps…Best Buy was just an experience…to criticize Spanglish is to criticize Miami…there’s a time in place, but you don’t get to use your microaggressions on places you aren’t from…animals all speak different languages…are there really no poisonous animals in Cuba…bring on las gallinas…if anyone says ‘do your research’ as a reply, run…influencers are not credible news sources…so Ana de Armas is a commie but Gente de Zona sells out arenas…ultimately everyone’s situation is their situation…Tristan is back…Last Coquito: Betty White’s stamp & Cher’s audio memoirTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ish is back…so much mentions of Juniors of all kinds…we only think of one Blue Sky…ok, so you pushed a button, want a prize?...mira, if DJ had been on Real World he could have been a senator now…cabin people vs non-cabin people…Bring on Glicked…of course Ish is digging on musicals…no more turkey cooking for DJ this Thanksgiving…are Italian restaurants secretly Mexican…Hollywood Studios vs MGM Studios…who knew a galaxy far far away was in Orlando…that damn I-4…was anyone asking for a Gladiator sequel…dammit, Die Hard is a Christmas movie…so many ‘Please Don’t Go’…Last Coquito: Disney’s Diversity Efforts & Coral Gables Firefighter DeptTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Setting the mood together…canceled 3 seconds in…Mario the Bear…comedians shouldn’t necessarily apologize for their jokes…two things can be true at once…Caribbean, Korean, similar…look at Mario letting Ish own his insecurities…gotta be introspective to grow…Mario is ABSOLUTELY funny…only drunk white girls in college turn gay…bring on the crowd work, it’s like comedy fortune telling…those titties look divorced…trouble speaking Spanish, now does Spanish VO…sexless cults are REALLY weird…next time, throuples galore…how old is too old to be sexy…of course we’re comparing strip clubs…5 years at the Improv is a great accomplishment…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

JR Alonso Co-hosts....The real Miami was filled with Marimberos in the 80s.....Miami Vice and shooting on location....Disney Pixar Movies pull at the heart strings....the beauty of the movie UP and Inside Out...Finding Nemo Taught us to stay away from the drop off....Swimming the Great Barrier Reef in Australia....New Zealand limits airport hugs to three minutes...the two hour Latino Goodbye....the differences with Latinos and Americanos and our families....changing careers.....first generation immigrant guilt trips....second acts....being a creative....second city and Chicago....starting all over again.......long term friendships........flip phones and disconnecting from social media.....ballpark talk.....we still call it Joe Robbie Stadium...JRs comedy and his inspiration...Last Coquito: JRs Dad & Flying Hippo Pizza Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Get great holiday dairy recipes at: www.FloridaMilk.com or www.lechedeflorida.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Every ep should start with old school Nintendo…eelcome back DJ…it took a lot for us not to break last episode…was there an election or something this week…you can’t just put a new product on the market without enough time to test it…it’s the economy, stupid…wtf is a ghost job listing…now & forever, Sesame Street…wow, three past guests who worked on Sesame Street…we could talk Muppets all day…6 years without going to work? Sign us up…ham! Ham! Ham!...Old Navy es tremendo bargain pa’resolver….tone down on the spritzing, Macys…and yet again, Ish deciphers DJ’s mixed up celebrity references…Last Soda: Poll workers & producer JuniorTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back Brittany…love when people we love are on each other’s shows…hmmm, Ocala or frozen eggs?...she gets nervous after hosting her own radio show…Bubonic Core is a thing…Miami naked is just different…listen to Big Yikes…isn’t single by choice the ultimate pro-choice…sometimes you have to prioritize one vs the other…reclaim your breakup…take good care of her, New York…who DOES have time to sort out bisexuality…of course Junior knows Brittany…possibly one of the hardest working women in comedy…don’t limit your goals because benchmarks change…making Arsht Center…making a documentary about comics is definitely a cry for help…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our slightly belated Halloween episode…and now DJ will REALLY commit to the bit…for real though, that Dwayne Wade statue is NOT flattering…offf that Lucille Ball statue though is way worse…mmm poutine…go on Robyn Sparkles…we ARE all Southerners to Canadians…a croqueta recall is absolutely terrifying…so murder isn’t enough for Ish to completely stop being friends with DJ…mira que The Weeknd loves shouting out names of cities on tour…can you endorse one person and still be considered impartial, even if it’s an editorial?...does The Weeknd promote his albums THIS much…we like to think the beanie is still at the CN Tower…Bunny & The Weeknd does have a nice ring to it…Last Soda: DJTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We swear, there is a Junior and he’s contributing to the conversation…we owe pagans for the arbolito…RIP Santa’s Enchanted Forest (for real this time)...are you Team Tom or Team Summer…DJ’s WB/UPN/FOX teen drama blindness…seriously, how does Ish know what he’s talking about…el apagaon de Cuba no esta en nada…again, listen to everyone’s lived experience dammit…just cuz you have a family doesn’t make you more qualified for things…not one of these influencers selling things is saying anything…we love all the insurance mascots, even the fact they have them…Bring on the World Series (go Yankees!)...maybe we’ll do one of our shows in Antarctica…is anyone surprised Ish knows the Elvira story…Last Sodas: Taylor Swift & VotingTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surprise Monday ep!!!...How does a Miami boy get that twang…damn, all FOUR chairs turned around…never heard Castro in a country song before…take the boy outta Miami, but not Miami outta the boy…from actor to country singer…and now at the Improv on 10/23…oh yeah and at Marine Stadium in Nov…maybe Ish should get a cowboy hat…from bro to y’all in like 5 minutes…in the specificity lies the broadness…of course Camila won him over with ‘Acere’...let’s please get that Orlando/Sammy double bill…look at Ish recognizing a steel drum…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you all for your love with the show…awww, DJ’s parents got the right cake…RIP Liam Payne…mental health affects anyone, anytime…demons in the closet is a great metal band name…man, pero que caro esta the American Dream…seriously, who has that 0.5 child and how are they divided up…Ish does love him an over the top horror movie…it’s aguacate, not palta and we don’t care who says otherwise…yeah DJ’s La Lupe sounds like Earth Kitt…the Halloween costume gauntlet has been thrown, no basic costumes allowed…Last Sodas: Celia Cruz & The Monster SquadTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.