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Happy Halloween…lo que no seas offensive with your costume…we miss the Vengabus…yes we’re all immigrants, but what’s the line…We may start asking all guests to cook for us…chefs who eat fast food are kinda our fave people…chicken corden bleu is from the gods…Judge Judy could replace Chef Emeril…lately Ish cries with sooooo many of our guests…at 10 years old we could barely make sandwiches…always aim to be someone’s inspiration…what’s on your list…don’t make people cry while clubbing…balls vs bites…we swear this episode is NOT sponsored by McDonald’s…Chef Chris Valdes: https://www.chefchrisvaldes.com/End Song: River Deep, Mountain High by Tina Turner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I could be your Yoko Ono…we’re part of the GeekBro network, caballero…tremenda calenture nos espera…do what you can, even if you own a hypocritical car…ugh, salad is never anyone’s first choice…our first Tony nominee…tios & tias always help out…you can be a rebel and a good girl…again, she does know the difference between Spanish and Latin…you guys, she loves us like hell…we should all be corny in life…we miss music stores…croquetas, pastelitos, empanadas, damelo TODO…how would a babalao empanada taste…we will find our guest’s delightfully embarrassing moments…freestyle music for life…there’s no wrong way to make art…End Song: “Over & Over” by Pajama Party“The Horror of Dolores Roach” podcast: https://www.gimletmedia.com/dolores-roach“Miss You Like Hell” cast album: http://smarturl.it/missyoulikehllGeekBro Network: http://www.geekbro.net/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy early birthday DJ…Manny Manuel or Princes Diana…Kanye is the topic that keeps on giving…connecting ourselves to a breakdown…never leave us American cheese…Less than a minute & we use the wrong name…hate all you want, the law’s on my side…equality is bi, partisan that is…we hate working, but should still be protected there…PSA: don’t out people, it’s their declaration to make…oh vegans, we don’t get it…Caitlin Jenner, the trans community’s problematic step forward…No Vote No Voice…now taking suggestions for Spanish version of woke…ugh, we’re the worst hosts…I think we’ve found our new booking agent...the best fundraisers are a party with open bar…please somebody, come as Bianca Jagger on a horse…USE PROMO CODE “PERO” FOR A DISCOUNT ON THE SAVE HALLOWEEN TICKETS!www.savehalloweenball.orgSAVE: http://www.save.lgbt/Arianna’s Center: https://www.ariannas-center.org/End Song: ‘Happy Days’ theme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Perfection isn’t reality, people…awkward Megyn Kelly is the best Megyn Kelly…now I want Rumer, Tallulah & Scout to be a girl group…can we interest you in some Herbalife…between the 3 of us, there’s mispronounced names to go around…quick, trademark wifeager…Jody Watley finally makes an appearance on the show…siblings should NOT sing about carnal desires…it’s our first Emmy award winning guest…poor Justin Guarini…ugh, now we’re name droppers…nothing better than filming in an open grocery store…always bring your own wigs…always start your day with maniacal laughter…Trico Tri - Happy Halloween: https://www.tricotri.tv/Bodega de Pasion: https://www.facebook.com/EOPComedyShow/videos/310330869540213/End Song: Mister Don’t Touch the Banana by Willy Chirino Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s not so bad to be co-host married…for the record, this was recorded before the Kavanaugh hearing…oh Stormy…saying “woke” in the present tense is just bad grammar…to clarify, Anita Baker was not on Capitol Hill…guarantee no other podcast quoted “The Legend of Billie Jean” today…apologies in advance to anyone misquoted in our high school yearbook…all extremes are bad…sometimes people can change…prevention is ideal…doesn’t it always come back to trust…listen beyond the surface…sometimes kids can teach the adults…paying it forward is real and it works…the dark side of technology…welcome back 80’s pop cultureChristian Piciolini TED Talk link: https://bit.ly/2xXR0SYFree Radicals Project link: www.freeradicals.org End Song: Vibeology by Paula Abdul Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Start as a country song & you’ll be ok…ugh, stupid Whitman’s Sampler…if you can do a tour of donuts, go for it…yo quiero Taco Bell, pero not in Spanish…Acthung, McDs…Salt Bae leaving a bad taste in Hispanic mouths…what cut of meat would Pia Zadora reserve…never forget the plight of Venezuela…Betty White is a national treasure…awards shows are the ultimate guilty pleasure…#likeitornotRitashappening…apparently we’re now watching Big Brother…again, not above asking for help getting Juan Pablo diPace on our show…be a proud fattie…Santa could be part of Game of Thrones, just no sex scenes…End Song: Hot Right Now by DJ Fresh ft Rita Ora Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hip hop has fans of many walks of life…gondolas aren’t optimal for losing ones virginity…Colin Kaepernick could have been part of NSync…dismissive motions could be fun…kneel, stand, sit, estamos pero que una misa Catolica…ugly is ugly, period…if you’re in South Florida, you need to visit El Dorado furniture…shout out to Cubalseros…feel yourself and feel good, even if you are tacky…novela or telenovela…quicksand and piranhas, the biggest fears of the 80s…Angelina Jolie totally ripped off Brenda from MariMar…long live Soraya…End Song: La Vie Boheme fr RENT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sitcoms and their abandoned stories…you never forget your first, even if it’s less than great…tell us what you’re doing while you listen to us…hey there AmsterDAMN…are there levels of apology…blaming the dead doesn’t really help your case…don’t Sharknado shame…we may not even subscribe to beliefs…tongue twister fatigue…”I tell it like it is” really is just code for obnoxious…pick battles, not scars…always bring you’re a game, kids…gangarias are a way of life…End Song: I Knew You Were Waiting by Aretha Franklin & George Michael Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everybody be fluidly fluid…we’ve still got a croquet hangover…RIP Senator McCain…anyone who’s read comics knows heroes sometimes do get caught, but they always win the day…not to sound trite, but thank you to all our service men and women…making abuelas happy, one Spanish lesson at a time…nobody should aspire to be mono anything…there’s always a first time to talk about ourselves…Miami, de todo un poco…esta bien Miramar, we’ll let you in…who doesn’t like Happy Meals…never forget Trina…shout out to Churchill’s Pub…freestyle forever…never let your job drain your life force…damn inflated FED…mas tarde o mas temprano, it’s all about Kim K’s sex tape…enough with the sombrillas in the Gables…the water at the beach should stop at the shore…End Song: Asere Q Bola by Jacob Forever Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Toto, who knew…say hi at Croquetapalooza…who says what is good or bad on social media…maybe the Westboro Baptist Church just needs a hug…no shade, but you know if you need two seats…guilty pleaures are the best kind…don’t even get us started on marimbas and multi-colored nipples…Ish is really bad with dates…seriously, she could not have been dressed any cuter if she’s tried…if in Miami get thee to Islas Canarias for the BEST croquetas…we’d all like to live 4 blocks from work…Martha of Miami knows everybody, doesn’t she…music sets the mood everywhere…croqueta tongue twister…branded epi-pens would be a great thing…que rico, un mango smoothie…it’s a subtle accent to us, but we ain’t deaf…hi Chef Adrienne and Chef Michelle Bernstein…never fails, DJ likes a dish, bid it farewell…End Song: Symmertry of Two Hearts by Bright Light Bright Light Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tapestry probably IS still on the Billboard charts…cuddle up with us, after dark…seriously it was like monsoon season…who else remembers Gap 90s fragrances…ay, Omarosa…it takes a special type of person to be mean to Savannah Guthrie…I’ve been in escape rooms that were more secure than the Situation Room, apparently…we’re basically just an Abbott & Costello routine…yep, the blueberry cake donut incident…certain things were ok in 1983… sometimes limits are inspiring…who’s your Macario…guy in the alley, agent or mugger…if it doesn’t exist, make it…embrace without forgetting…terror a lo Cubano, totally trademarking it…genre films shouldn’t know geographic boundaries…side note, guys Havana Nights was LOTS of fun…bilingual productions are already here… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, it’s actually episode 27…Golden Girls + Cher = perfection…try the Air Mail, it’s sooo good…total HGTV backyard in the middle of South Miami…watch or listen, podcasts are diverse that way…we love ya NY, but you ain’t Miami…eating is about the experience, food’s just part…Latinos, always late to the party…sometimes fusion works, just look at us…do yourself a favor, try a frita…all hail Guillermina…we mention mofongo WAY too much...to be clear, EVERYBODY loves Burger Beast (and if you don’t, you can’t sit with us)…pink flamingos, Miami & John Waters…again, only REAL Havana Club on this podcast…time to learn something, kids…we need more ladies named Amparo…his name is actually Raul Esparza…so many drink recipes in this episode… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Butterflies are the epitome of fleeting beauty…tasteless jokes shouldn’t always be cause for a firing…if only pizza-gate was more fun…music does make the people come together…who hasn’t experienced a Fucatazo…it really does always come down to food & café…Nuyorican y Puerto Rican, close but very different…let us know if you know what a hammer fist is…latinos unite…actor clearly equals whoring for drugs…to clarify, Cuba is not part of Mexico…improv in español doesn’t work…totally craving picky chicky…us Caribbeans are funny folk, must be the warm water…always support the mom and pop shops Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does Forbes actually know what self-made means…racist pizza could be yummy…Martha of Los Angeles…a Cuban is never skinny or fat…Miami, home of el exilio…Los Angeles B.G. (Before Gloria)…Hunger Games, now with picadillo…what better to be put on the map for than a pastelito de guayaba…pockets of Cubanity…Culver City, Cuban Community, we do love alliterations…if in LA, get thee to Porto’s…cocinando with shortcuts is still cooking…ladies and gentlemen, the only time you’ll hear of a Cuban party running out of food…dinner at 4 is just lunch…ay, us Cubans are really having a hard time adjusting to #metoo sometimes…what do you sandpaper yourself with…bombshells can have explosive intelligence…can’t claim bullying if you’re a bully… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Phil Jimenez is easily the nicest guy in comics…being a hand double seems like the safest job on a movie set…man, there’s a constant stream of cops in NYC…everyone’s got an opinion about Wonder Woman’s costume…except the scuba suit, eso esta super cute…zeitgeist or cultural shift…Wakanda, Wakanda…multicultural representation sometimes has unexpected angles….creator owned may not be all it’s cracked up to be…millennials do pay attention…sometimes…no lie mi gente, Ish is properly geeking out during this interview… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All abuelas should have hip hop spirit animals…World Cup winners should only be chosen based on baked goods…futbol vs Eurovision…I can think of several other rights of passages that don’t involve underwater caves…ScarJo and the case of the trans role…Ethel in accounting never knows anything…we’re not too old for Double Dare, right…Ellis Island needs to be cherished…funny we don’t have more millionaires migrating…we all have roots from beyond these shores…despite hardships, no other country offers more promise of achievement…more of us should learn to dance in the moonlight… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1/5 of the Colada Boyz team…Cuban coffee is essentially Latin Red Bull…la colada is as Cuban as the Cuban sandwich…our goal is the podcast equivalent of 5 tasas…are you aware of ventanita culture…the nuances of cortadio, café con leche and colada…I wouldn’t drink café made by a melty old cast member of Miami housewives…Walter Mercado definitely drinks café Cubano…anonymity is key for the Colada Boyz…again we reference Alvares Guedes…los cake de los gay necesitan mucho merengue….mmmm, el Publix….sometimes cum on a cake is ok…DJ tastes café for the first time…can you tell the difference between coffee brands…it’s all about the espumita!And don’t forget to visit ColadaBoyz.com and use promo code PLMTY10 for 10% off your order of awesome colada branded merch! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As promised, here’s our conversation composed entirely of Britney lyrics….with a few other comemierderias tossed in for good measure….you can only imagine what other treasures exist in our “lost tapes” recordings… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gracias to everyone on the show and our listeners…every drinking game needs ground rules…we can’t recommend Brightline enough…#PTD, catch it…Ricky Martin & tank top encounters…talkin’ World Cup…the European version of our podcast would totally have accents …Caribbeans aren’t good footballers…US wants no part of soccer or Robbie Williams…rugby v football…one word makes all the legal difference…most border crossers aren’t Mexicans…we’re so against Neo-nazis we don’t even use white crayons…get out and vote, mi gente…memes aren’t educational…Miss Vanjie…maybe JLo’s “Feeling So Good” is about masturbation…is talking about Demi’s relapse while doing shots inappropriate…apparently we sing Britney when buzzed….finally we duet with Bea Arthur… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Croquetas are French…DJ’s parents are from a no-horse town…possibly our most Miami episode ever…Valsan, los que vienen no se van…businesses can start from a total accident…we’re all just kids of immigrants looking to make our parents proud…build on the shoulders but stand on your own…don’t all 4 year olds watch Caso Cerrado…fufu vs mofongo…fruit can be weaponized in a pinch…the great canker outbreak of the early 2000s…during avocado & mango seasons, your co-workers turn into Oprah, “YOU GET A MANGO! YOU GET A MANGO!”…we all hate when the girl at the front is comiendo mierda…Xqume Miami…Spanglish really is sort of like breathing…that damn chusma rearing its head…Alvarez Guedes, gone but not forgotten…the parting of the viejo’s balls…croqueta cake is proof of heaven... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

sometimes it's ok to grab your friends junk...mira que North Korea has pretty bad haircuts...Rocket Man lands in Singapore...fool your parents into thinking you're a gymnast...hellish lesbians have the best cure for muscle pain...second hand couture can sometimes lead to a drag career...the brighter the wig, the better the lip synch...reboots are great so long as they're camptacular...models are people too, carajo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Supreme Court meets Cake Wars...it's Pride month y'all...mira, at the end of the day just get a Publix cake...Amigos for Kids...There's NO excuse for Child Abuse...just because it's cultural doesn't make it right...Broken Crayons...educate yourself on the signs...phew, we don't actually have to play dominoes...some people need their last soda spiked with rum...will DJ laugh at ALL Ish's last sodas...For more information about Amigos For Kids and spotting the signs of child abuse, please visit: www.amigosforkids.org or http://brokencrayons.usAnd if you'd like to attend the Miami Celebrity Domino Night fundraiser, please visit: https://tickets.completeticketsolutions.com/AFK/Online/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cold opens are the best…welcome back Betty la Fea…Roseanne just can’t help herself…nobody cares about 17…the ever dropping Nielsen ratings…Twitter tirades never end well…nobody badmouth Jasmine Guy...Ish enjoys living in the area of delightful inappropriateness…disagreement shouldn’t always equal division…anybody know a Jennifer Aniston leading movie that actually made money…the 14th amendment is crystal clear…the McRib is on the same cycle as Saturn…the eternally happy country of Disney…next season on the NFL everyone just crabwalk …Pia Zadora is totally a Jedi…ticks to the stars always wear shades…sometimes high school feelings are a good thing…get Pete Fernandez books NOW…it’s a good time for cults…when you get Miami right, people notice…know your craft, live your craft… Archie characters really are timeless…take a lesson from Thalia on promoting…Also, don’t forget to visit our sponsor, Oh Chcolat, on Instagram and use promo code PERO for 10% off your order! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Viernes Culturales, the last Friday of the month on SW 8th Street…walking tours, educational and cardiovascular…16 at the country club…racist lawyers are like Beetlejuice…Manhattan’s not an island country…only JLo could get a fur with $10…Guatemala is not Mexico…what to get the royal couple from their registry….maybe we ARE related…that one magic hour in London…never drink the Thames water unless you want to be REALLY well rested…what would R Kelly Kidz Bop sound like…you try stealing Madonna’s spotlight, she will cut a bitch…the great Cuban migration to Westchester, no not that one…Miami history popping up soon…dammit we missed Kathie Lee and Hoda…we miss you Coral Gables gallery walk…welcome back Velvet Crème donuts…its important to get teens into art…also, keep those senior citizens mentally active with art…café con arte sounds like a great combo…umbrellas of little Havana…apparently Andy Garcia likes buying expensive coconuts…sweet …audio problems or stroke…llama by drone…Also, don’t forget to visit our sponsor, Oh Chocolat, on Instagram and use promo code PERO for 10% off your order! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s our 15s, tiaras and tulle for everyone…we gladly welcome abuelitas …as we lose Toys R Us, remember Playworld…retail jobs lead to misery…maybe trucks’ souls can be stolen…frita vs fritanga…tourists know nothing…George Motz’s Hamburger America…one stoplight town = great burger…cue the construction…maybe we’ve all eaten slug burgers…drive-thrus led to frozen patties…the incredible shrinking BK chicken sandwich…let’s all order the unofficial Burger Beast special at McDs…craving some Culvers frozen custard…can you count the times DJ says Burger Beast…orgasming at In/Out, there’s a joke in there somewhere…save Pincho Factory hot dog…stick to ice cream Dairy Queen…Croquetapalooza…Cuba had its Julia Child…check your IG daily, listeners…download the Burger Beast app kids & visit the Burger Museum starting June 1…stop staring at us Mayor McCheese …our first double last soda of the dessert… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Creed is just terrible…you can like Dave Matthews AND Jay-Z…it’s ok to take time off if a member of your band dies…we haven’t a clue who’s on our coin currency…the minute you pee on a minor, we don’t need a guilty verdict to think you’re probably not that great a person…there’s no room for Jell-O in jail…sophomoric humor, still funny…not guilty isn’t the same as innocent…and now Isa is podcast famous…still not over Aaliyah…nope, never seen one Woody Allen movie…could a one bedroom apt double as a sex dungeon…us briefly talking is a fallacy…we celebrate Cinco de Mayo for all the wrong reasons…crepes vs tortillas…on St Patrick’s day we time travel to Bennigan’s…cross dressing to fight in the Civil War…dammit Loretta, you picked the wrong side…when we say hooker, it’s with a smile and love…and then there’s Maude…que le falta decir a Kanye…don’t need liquor to slur…go Mariska…let’s all sing in unison… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our fave traveling husband and wife team, Us The Wanderers, join us this ep...apologies for forgetting Pia last ep…a viajar se ha dicho…as we’ve said, Cubans are everywhere…the Magenta wedding has a nice ring to it…who wouldn’t want to leave their life behind and travel…Tagalog is just Spanish’s primo hermano…lechon’s delicious in any language…so is McDonald’s…ants have no culinary limits…immigrant children struggling out of spite…Vietnam ain’t bad if you find an old lady…would you eat balut…sometimes rides from strangers are ok…breaking news to Hispanic parents always comes with drama…never know who has a quinces past…that moment you find out your friend was a model for quinces dresses…Dirty Dancing is probably still big in Cuba…when you can’t wear a hat, balance it…I’m sure some people All About Eve to be in a quinces court…Marti Martinez, maybe pay more attention to putting on the oxygen mask…thanks again to Us The Wanderers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did we record this ep in a cave…those were quite a few stupid favorite things…pretty sure there’s only one Carrie Underwood…Jesus take the ring tone…a bakers dozen is great…Magnolia Bakery is all about the banana pudding…hey Martha’s Bakery…Sarah Hyland Park…how could anyone NOT know about the Holocaust…learn about Chaplin, dammit…contemplating empathy or the lack thereof…fingertip info makes us all dumber…Gwen Stefani was right…seriously, there’s less echo in the Grand Canyon…when sadness gives way to comemierderia…Rhonda Shear is quite successful…learn to say gyro…so craving Oliver Garden…Claire’s in detention again…how many licks…how to even defend Perez Hilton…maybe beauty contestants shouldn’t answer questions…it’s fun watching left handed people write…when the biggest fan doesn’t know the details…perpetual road construction…baking on Porn Hub…maybe we’re spelunking with Emilio and Carlitos…oh no, we forgot Pia! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Flamingos are like rice-a-roni…bi-polar’s not funny, unless said with a Spanish accent…frankly we’re all a bit trastornado…the comments section is why we can’t have nice things…let’s all thank God for James Spears…of course the oldest Kennedy was in an asylum…look up Frances Farmer, kids…back to Marilin’s 15s for Jordan almonds… who wouldn’t go to a nightclub for hippos…aquanet and baby’s breath are primed for a comeback…maybe don’t trust your neighbor with your home makeover…Andy Cohen isn’t blamed enough…genuinely confused about malangas…immigrant hoarder syndrome is a unique type of genetic…empty cans of Export soda crackers were the original roly-kit…longing for the days of chorongos in ladies’ hair…clearly the Senate is as out of touch as you think …if I share my status on a hook-up app, am I giving you the right to info tap, absolutely not…the only thing better than Pia Zadora, is Pia Zadora with Cloris Leachman…but seriously, know your status kids…group movie date to watch The Burning Bed…salsa music, setting historical tragedies to a dance beat since time immemorialNow on Apple Podcast AND Google Play…subscribe and leave us some feedback! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pffft, it sounds exactly like the morning song…tin or aluminum…Christmas in Memorial Day…the changing of the gourds…grilled candy canes…la cosa esta heavy hoy…are Kardashians descendants of Chtulu…racial profiling and shades of blue-grey…would the Borg profile…Flagler ain’t that bad…the Dodge Charger, now sponsored by Massengil…mira que Ish brings up NY a lot…we like stirring the pot, slowly…question all of it…the greatest debate of our time, Britney vs Cristina…eye rolls can sometimes be heard…how much effort is too much effort…everybody should do Instagram fashion shows…burning building, do you save Willa Ford or Hoku…assless chaps for all, even Pia Zadora…and as always, our last sodas of the desert Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This ep is so nice, we recorded it thrice…cold opens make us warm…maybe blind people can sculpt nice busts…when you’re the San Lazaro of animal air travel…Roseanne is back…does cutting edge dull over time…Hispanics are slight healthier co-dependents…we can’t be the only ones who remember It’s a Living…fake Marcia, Marcia, Marcia…being a special guest star can be a life goal…do you accept Judith Light as your savior…#axthepinktax…DJ’s luscious locks…let’s all take Dansk classes…Hispanics AND Latinos buy new cars…more Nicaraguans should travel by busload…sometimes it’s ok to be an asshole…Pia!Pia!Pia! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buying lunch for March For Our Lives...maybe Marco Rubio only shows up to foam parties...Strom Thurman was a spry 62 year old preemie...Code Red just depresses us...the Bill of Rights isn't a la carte...dammit, girls can be violent too...there's always room for Pia...what kinda Cuban hasn't had a colada...Sirimba v Patatun...we go back to Marilyn's 15s...nobody reads the contract...maybe Blake Lively and Shelton ARE the same person...can you be AfroLatin but not black...amamos Amara la Negra...long live the queen (of salsa)...we quote way too much Que Pasa USA...plus an album and a store get our last sodas of the desert! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rick & Joe are tech pioneers…your Alexa might go kooky this ep…maybe Cubans do eat wild boar…we so miss international upfronts…bye bye Toys R Us…help us remember the Contra code…worst strip club ad ever…Mickey Mouse definitely ain’t cheap…fat shaming wasn’t a thing in the 80’s…duct tape doesn’t fix water heaters…my sister the internet shamer…maybe some facts have feelings…pretty sure Gina Torres makes an excellent yucca…and of course, #PiaonDWTS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

just don't threaten Senator's kids...bully for you North Korea...Marco Rubio should go to more foam parties...show me the nation of Islam on a map...we cast Celebrity Big Brother 2...ideas are great, long as they're the same as yours...only took 6 eps to get to 9/11...so many carbs consumed for cheap fair entries...and Pia Zadora kinda, sorta knows who we are! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's hard being the Pentagon of Podcasts...don't send nudes, send croquetas, just not of bacalao...they always show Xanadu at Glitter camp...is ignorant yokel a dialect...LGBTLMNOP...maybe Spidey IS Jewish...Snapchat Gospels...I'm a baber, you're a baber...just say no to Papi at Marshalls...put on your hat for el baile del perrito...would you recognize the sound of a fax...Sizzler single-handedly saves 'Merica...our sodas go to people hard to put into our picture grid...and of course, Pia Zadora...this ep brought to you by CheapUndies, except they don't know it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everybody's un primo...taking it One Day at a Time with Netflix...Piñata: strings vs un bate...more obscure, Pia Zadora or Glenn Scarpelli...are you a giraffe, llama or alpaca...Desi Arnaz: sitcom pioneer and the start of representation...disappointing Danish cookie tins...can grammar be fluid...basic bitches love socialism...labels, label, labels....and of course our last sodas of the desert! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

in the wake of the tragedy at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High we have a chat about the horrible event in our own backyard Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would El Puma make a good support animal...Hialeah set a national case precedent...on some level, Pia Zadora MUST listen to Peluqueria Rock...Havana Club rum causes us to have telepathy...and our last soda goes to yogurt and travel...plus big THANKS to you all!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our 2nd episode we talk about how Kevin Spacey is pretty much like Bea Arthur, income disparity, the unsung hero of Call Me By Your Name, Times' Up and of course another Pia Zadora reference...not to mention, maybe YOU got the last soda of the desert Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our debut episode we talk about how we meet twice for the first time, politics, being Cuban and the first of what will probably be several Pia Zadora references...plus find out who gets our last soda of the desert! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.