Nuzzle House

Episode Summary Well the book turned out even worse than we expected. Like, really worse. It's already about incest, but somehow managed to one up it's own self. We learn: Ben is going insane from working at homeGlen has nothing to talk about thanks to quarentiningGretchen has pro-tips from George WashingtonGlen and Ben decide that reading the second flowers in the attic book might not be a bad idea. Go on, read it yourself: Flowers in the Attichttps://www.amazon.com/Flowers-Attic-40th-Anniversary/dp/B07RK47YK1/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=flowers+in+the+attic&qid=1585631213&sr=8-4 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com/ for show info.

I read a really good short story about two girls living in a haunted house, then found out that Levar Burton beat me too it. He saw how successful I've been in the podcasting game, and he wanted a piece of the pie.Go on, read it yourself:https://kellylink.net/specialists-hatYou can learn more about Kelly and her work on her website:https://kellylink.netVisit https://nuzzlehouse.com/ for show info.

Jerk, Anthony Boucher, tries to go for the brass ring of writing a good time-travel-paradox and fails pretty miserably. Also, my daughter told me I mispronounced "ennui".Go on, read it yourself:Transfer PointVisit https://nuzzlehouse.com/ for show info.

Episode Summary We read a proto-twilight. But instead of vampires, it's the unholy lust between brother and sister We learn: Ben finally gets to work from homeGlen has nothing to talk about thanks to quarentiningGretchen barely has advice for us this weekGlen doesn't understand the nuances of social-distancing. Go on, read it yourself: Flowers in the Attic Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com/ for show info.

Virginia Woolf's stream of consiousness style of writing isn't the best for reading out loud- but at least it's not as sexist at the last book.Go on, read it yourself:Monday or Tuesday(both stories are in this book)Contact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

A dystopian story about a world where women rule over men, and the most sexist thing I've ever read. It barely even makes sense.Go on, read it yourself:Love StoryContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Episode Summary We both actually like a book for once. We learn: The receptionist at Ben's work is as good as deadGlen has nothing to talk about thanks to quarentiningGretchen has NO advice for us this weekGlen reveal's his hip-hop name Go on, read it yourself: Station Eleven Contact: Website Instagram Twitter Email: [email protected] Music: Intro/Close Music: Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band Music Download it here Review music: ‘Double Violin Concerto 1st Movement – J.S. Bach (4:17)’ by: Jon Sayles Download the it here

Two short stories from the early days of Phillip K. Dick's career (before he got good)Go on, read it yourself:The Eyes Have ItBeyond the DoorContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Episode SummaryWe continue to torture ourselves with the third episode of Stephanie Meyer's second offering to the 'Twilight Saga'.We learn:Ben has ex-girlfriend troubleGlen has a non-emergency happen with his ex-girlfriendGretchen kinda starts talking down to usWe're just really excited for the St. Patricks Day parade.Go on, read it yourself:New Moon - The Twilight SagaContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro/Close Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReview music:‘Double Violin Concerto 1st Movement – J.S. Bach (4:17)’ by: Jon SaylesDownload the it here

A non-eventful conclusion for non-eventful book... but at least it stayed consistently 'cute' all the way through.Go on, read it yourself:Sunshine Sketches of a Little TownContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Mr. Smith makes a comeback... and it's STILL a boring chapterGo on, read it yourself:Sunshine Sketches of a Little TownContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

With a chapter title like that, you wouldn't think that it would be a 'hilarious take' on suicide.Go on, read it yourself:Sunshine Sketches of a Little TownContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Episode SummaryWe continue to torture ourselves with the second episode of the second installment from the "Twilight Saga". We learn:Soft bristle brushes are recommended, but Ben's mom never gave him anyThe apocolypse opens up opportunities to buy more Pledge for GlenBreak-ups never have to end for BenGo on, read it yourself:New Moon - The Twilight SagaContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro/Close Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReview music:‘Double Violin Concerto 1st Movement – J.S. Bach (4:17)’ by: Jon SaylesDownload the it here

The story of a young man navigating his way through a minefield of love... Still.Go on, read it yourself:Sunshine Sketches of a Little TownContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

We continue to torture ourselves with the first six chapters of the second installment from the "Twilight Saga". We learn:Ben can't break up with his girlfriendGlen hurt his foot with expensive running shoesGretchen's cat is a real handfulBen tries to break up with the episode and fails at that tooGo on, read it yourself:New Moon - The Twilight SagaContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro/Close Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReview music:‘Double Violin Concerto 1st Movement – J.S. Bach (4:17)’ by: Jon SaylesDownload the it here

Go on, read it yourself:Sunshine Sketches of a Little TownContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Go on, read it yourself:Sunshine Sketches of a Little TownContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

In this episode we learn:Glen has a VERY attractive woman try to break into his garageBen's coworker is delightfully racistGlen learns that a favorite catchphrase is actually just creepyWeirdly, no one mentions Gretchen's all oral tipsGo on, read it yourself:Crystal SingerContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro/Close Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReview music:‘Double Violin Concerto 1st Movement – J.S. Bach (4:17)’ by: Jon SaylesDownload the it here

Go on, read it yourself:Sunshine Sketches of a Little TownContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Episode Information:Charlotte Babb began writing when she could scribble her name on a chalk board, although she sometimes mistook "Chocolate" for "Charlotte" at the drug store ice cream counter. She brings to any project a number of experiences, including work as a web designer, technical writer, washing machine gasket inspector, cloth store associate, girl Friday, computer tech, and telephone psychic.She has studied the folk stories of many cultures and wonders what happened to ours. Where the stories are for people over 20 who have survived marriage, divorce, child rearing, education, bankruptcy, widowhood, and love's last kiss? She writes them.Support this author by downloading ’Maven's Fractured Fairy Tales’ for yourself. Use coupon code TY55U for your purchase.Learn more about Charlotte Babb at these sites:Amazon author pageFacebookTwitterSmashwordsBooks2ReadWebsiteContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it here

Go on, read it yourself:Sunshine Sketches of a Little TownContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Go on, read it yourself:In Persuasion NationContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro/Close Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReview music:‘Double Violin Concerto 1st Movement – J.S. Bach (4:17)’ by: Jon SaylesDownload the it here

Go on, read it yourself:Sunshine Sketches of a Little TownContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]:Intro Music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Go on, read it yourself:Sunshine Sketches of a Little TownContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]/Close music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Go on, read it yourself:Sunshine Sketches of a Little TownContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]/Close music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Go on, read it yourself:The SwineherdLittle Match GirlContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]/Close music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Episode Information:Charlotte Babb began writing when she could scribble her name on a chalk board, although she sometimes mistook "Chocolate" for "Charlotte" at the drug store ice cream counter. She brings to any project a number of experiences, including work as a web designer, technical writer, washing machine gasket inspector, cloth store associate, girl Friday, computer tech, and telephone psychic.She has studied the folk stories of many cultures and wonders what happened to ours. Where the stories are for people over 20 who have survived marriage, divorce, child rearing, education, bankruptcy, widowhood, and love's last kiss? She writes them.Support this author by downloading ’Maven's Fractured Fairy Tales’ for yourself.Learn more about Charlotte Babb at these sites:Amazon author pageFacebookTwitterSmashwordsWebsiteContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected] music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Episode Information: Sarina Dorie has sold over 150 short stories to markets like Analog, Daily Science Fiction, F & SF, and Orson Scott Card’s IGMS. Her stories and published novels have won humor contests and Romance Writer of America awards. She has about forty books up on Amazon, including her bestselling series, Womby’s School for Wayward Witches. A few of her favorite things include: gluten-free brownies (not necessarily glutton-free), Star Trek, steampunk aesthetics, fairies, Severus Snape, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Mr. Darcy.By day, Sarina is a public-school art teacher, artist, belly dance performer and instructor, copy editor, fashion designer, event organizer and probably a few other things. By night, she writes. As you might imagine, this leaves little time for sleep. You can find info about her short stories and novels on her website:www.sarinadorie.com The best way to stay in contact with Sarina Dorie, hear about what she is writing, know when she has a new release, or books offered for free on Amazon is by signing up for her newsletter.http://eepurl.com/dEd4oL Support this author by downloading ’Interstellar Tech Support’ for yourself. Learn more about Sarina Dorie at these sites: WebsiteAmazon author pageTwitterSmashwords Contact: WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected] Background music: ‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Episode Information:This is a story that has stuck with me over the years since I had previously read it for an old podcast. Jason was nice enough to let me read it again and it's still just as good.If you would like to hear a far more professional version of this story, be sure to listen to audiobook.Support this author by downloading 'Falling For Q46F' for yourself.Learn more about Jason Werbeloff at these sites:Amazon author pageNewsletter- subscribe to get 'The Solace Pill' free, as well as VIP access to Werbeloff's latest fiction:FacebookTwitterWebsite - want to read about the philosophy behind the fiction? Take a look.GoodreadsSmashwordsSoundcloudContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected] music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

In this episodeGlen gets two gifts from Ben, and has nothing in returnChristmas town is on this yearWe're REALLY looking forward to a breakContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]

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In this episodeWe hear about Ben's work partyWe find out that you CAN'T clean your own teeth professionallyGlen will be baby stting another man's guinea pig for 10 daysBoth are burnt out from months of reading horrible books and are looking forward to a breakContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]

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In this episode Glen gets to keep his jobBen is romantically frustratedGlen learns sexism from ColumboBen is going to make his holiday party the most sexual party We also have a new ‘all oral’ tip from Gretchen, and a cat that walks like a man. Go on, read it yourself: Buy 'Belong to Me' on Amazon.com

In this episodeI KNOW I'm LATE on releasing thisI still don't know if I'm going to lose my jobI cant pronounce the the characters names in this storyGo on, read it yourself:http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/Inte.shtmlReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

In this episodeGlen has decorated the blanket-fort for BenWe get a new 'all oral' tip from GretchenBen gives his opinion on how to treat people you meet on dating appsWe hear about Ben's war on Christmas at his workYou can also listen as we halfheartedly review a book so tedious, Glen had to read it twice just to understand the most basic points of the story.

Ben is going to stay crippled until AprilWe finally found a name for our segment with GretchenGlen is probably going to lose his jobKidney stones are STILL a thingBen's phone is blowing up with womenBeing able to see the future really isn't that hard if you're vague all the time

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Learn how to prevent kidney stones here.Find out if you're eligable to donate blood.See why warewolves hate vampires

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Read about Don's Firing here. Buy Don's book (he needs the money). Reflect on a man's career by watching the first 'Coaches Corner'.

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We review the first half of incoherent ramblings by one of hockey's greatest sports commentators. Also, for some reason, Ben wants me to draw a picture of his mom.

Let yourself be lulled to sleep by the story of a kid who's disciplined thoroughly though he was never that bad to begin with.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

This week, I read 'A School Story' by M.R. James - and 'The Monkey's Paw' by W.W. Jacobs. Because authors with two initials is always terrifying.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

We were bored reading it, and it resulted in a boring episode. EnjoyThis episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Another creepy story for October about a crabby man who's getting used to being single.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it. The best bedtime stories are scary ones. Tonight I'll read to you a story of restless skulls and a headless woman that likes to bite feet... Weird.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

I'm going with spooky short stories for the month of October. And I'm starting with a 'fun' little story that involves teenage suicide. Because public domain books age like milk. Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support