Nuzzle House

We picked the most extreme example for our first romance novel. Two mountain men find a near-dead woman and... revive her. For about 3 days. Then they all marry and have kids. So weird.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Wrapping up the story with a shocking ending to Sybil's brother, and Dorian himself. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

It's been 18 years and Sybil's brother is FINALLY trying to get revenge. * He nearly gets Dorian, until he realizes that he looks too young. * One of the creepy women points out that Dorian doesn't age- so James is BACK on the hunt! This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Dorian blackmails an old friend to get rid of Basil's body. Which explains why no one likes hanging with him. Harry's back! And just as sexist and smug as ever.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this episode we learn that Dorian is older, and he avoids his old gang. We also see that when he feels sorry for himself- he is capable of anything... I mean ANYTHING (murder)This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this episode we learn: * The war against God was not as exciting as we thought * The 401k industry is still operating like it's 1970 * Dust can be anything you want, any time. * Glen got his girlfriend sick, and he refuses to feel bad about it * The only thing the subtle knife can't cut? Love. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

What did we learn: * Oscar Wilde uses the N word *Dorian gets obsessed with a book for no reason *ALL of chapter 11 is just filling up the pages with lists of things *This was 'Iron Heel' levels of painful reading for me... This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this episode we learn: * The author has an obsession with 'pocket buddies' in this book * Ben's phone shatters when he thinks of his mother * Apparently we don't feel 'uncomfortable' with each other any more Enjoy This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Basil wants to see the picture. Dorian won't let him. That's the whole chapter.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Whoops- Sybil's dead. Dorian's worried that he doesn't seem to care until Harry goes on, and on about how he wishes everyone he's bored of would die. That makes Dorian feel better.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

It was Ben's idea to read this book. The only book to ever make me angry while just trying to read it.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

The guys go see Sybil's performance and she sucks. She sucks so bad, that Dorian breaks off the engagement and spends the rest of the chapter wandering around feeling sorry for himself. Then he finds that his painting is looking pretty evil.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

This chapter is basically just one, big, conversation around a dinner table where Dorian talks about his undying love for Sybil. And Harry goes on, and on, philosophizing about hedonism... Again... Like every chapter.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this episode we review the self help book by comedian, actor and prosperity gospel author, Steve Harvey called ‘Jump: Take the Leap of Faith to Achieve Your Life of Abundance’. And it was terrifying.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Sybil LOVES Dorian, and goes so far as to keep calling him 'Prince Charming'- which would drive most people up the wall.Sybil's brother thinks Dorian sounds like a turd- and says that if Dorian ever hurts her, he will kill him.Sybil's mom just hopes that Dorian is rich.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Good news: Dorian is in love. Bad news: He really hates Jewish people. Lord Henry is getting jealous, and gets really fussed when Dorian wants him to meet his 'ivory' girlfriend.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

We review 'The Golden Compass' movie - a movie so bad, that we barely talk about it.Also, Glen has disappointed Ben's mom.Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it.In this story we learn that you should always invite ALL the fairies. And if you see a sleeping woman- kiss her. She's just asking for it.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Still trying to win over Dorian, Lord Henry invites him to his aunt's house to let him watch as he wow's everyone with stories of hedonism. And it works like a charm.We also learn that marrying American women is something the creepy English guys are really into lately.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 11 - 15 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman. In this episode we Learn: * Ben has a new job! * Will's cut won't heal * Glen has invented the concept of the 'house shirt' This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it. In this episode we learn the story of Baba Yaga- an evil witch that lives in a house with a chicken leg. We also learn about Vasilisa, a girl with a living doll that she actually has to feed. Which means the doll has internal organs. Ugh.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Like any sociopath, Lord Harry tells Dorian he's only good for his looks, which won't last, as a way of getting him to have sex under the guise of embracing a 'hedonistic lifestyle'. Ugh. This Dorian into an existential crisis where he says he would sell his soul to have the painting get old while he stays young forever. Then, he takes off with Harry to go see a movie. Leaving Basil alone to cry.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Thanks to the artist, Bazil, talking up Dorian so much- Lord Harry Wotton is obsessed with meeting him. Basil won't share and the two bicker about it until Lord Harry remembers his aunt knows the guy. The awkward butler shows up and ruins everything. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 6 - 10 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman. We learn that: * Ben didn't like going to Target with me * If you're not the guy with the 'subtle knife' you might as well kill yourself * Ben's mom likes my other podcast better than this one. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

There were flies in my basement, which is gross and I didn't want to record anything. So I've included two short stories that I had pre-recorded for the 'Cultured Bumpkin' podcast:'The Quarrel Between the Dogs and the Cats and Between the Cats and the Mice' by Jean de La FontaineAnd'My Financial Career' by Stephen Leacock---Be sure to listen to the 'Cultured Bumpkin' on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-cultured-bumpkin/id1441593958Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/jacob-phillips-103249813This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

I read one story about a boy with a deadly imaginary friend- and another about a tiny, vengeful God.EnjoyThis episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 1 - 5 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman. We learn that: * Ben had a nice weekend he didn't think to tell us about until halfway through the episode * Phillip Pullman decided to tie up the loose ends that we talked about in the last book * Ben doesn't think there's enough bears so far * Both our dads were Pabst-men This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Just as poor Gregor begins feeling human feelings toward his sister- he gets snubbed by three hipsters. After his family says they'd be happier if he were dead- he does just that.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Gregor is getting the hang of being a bug- but things go south when his sister tries to take down his Farrah Fawcett picture.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

We decided to torture ourselves by reading Sean Penn's book because we thought it would be 'fun'. And it wasn't. At all.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

You know what's weird? Waking up as a giant beetle, and not being so grossed out that you don't stop worrying about getting to work.You know what's weirder? Your boss showing up at your house to see if you're faking sick.Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

The chapter is only 3 pages, and serves to let you know how badly their revolution failed - and hints that poor Avis is captured as she stops mid-sentence.Finally DONE!This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Ernest is BACK! And creepier than ever as he takes Avis's unconscious body up to the roof of the hospital to romantically watch an air balloon battle. We're almost done people. We're almost done...This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Lots of killing- thank god for Garthwaite or else Avis might have been one of the mass of people who were swept into Lake Michigan.Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Avis is a mole now- and instead of worrying about her own self, she spends all her time wondering what Ernest is up to.The battle in Chicago has been found out- so Avis and some guy named "Hartman" head there to try to help.There's a lot of racist name-calling of the train's staff. Oh, the classics...And street urchins seem to have psychic knowledge of when battles are about to happen.Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 18 - 23 of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. In this episode we find out that bear-fights are way cooler than wizard fights. Ben's coworkers read 'picture books' Daemon sex, is the hottest kind of sex Ben wants to see how Glen's dating 'plays out' And that half of the characters problems wouldn't be problems if they'd just use the golden compass moreThis episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Ugh- Ernest makes Avis pretend to be his sister when they travel… He’s going too far with his kink. We also learn that basically nothing has changed with society since chapter 1. Great. Nice “revolution” guys.Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Avis does such a good job playing into her husbands fetish that he doesn't even recognize her.They capture a rich man's son and brainwash him only to have him die of Pneumonia when they release him.Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 14 - 17 of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. In this episode we learn:Ben won't tell us about his weekTurks are jerksBen would rather order something from Target online, than walk 6 blocksLyra could have avoided being abducted if she just used her awesome compass Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

We find out that Avis has to dress up and act like another woman because Ernest has a fetish. ’Frisco Reds isn’t a baseball team- they’re murderous anarchists. And Jacksons whiny lawyer is a coward to the very end.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 10 - 13 of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. In this episode we learn about:Glen's failed dateHow a car crash can emasculate youThat Ben isn't respected at workThat Lyra doesn't use her awesome compass very muchEnjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Avis and Ernest are in prison- but that doesn't stop all the texting. There is page, after page of description of the mountain. And we end with Avis sleeping in a hole. Genius. Oh, and terrorists are 'ol softies.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Ernest tries to do a 'magicians exit' and it doesn't go well. And that's pretty much it. That's what Jack London considers a chapter.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Well, everything falls apart. I don't think even Ernest would cluck his tongue that this mess.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 6 - 9 of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read the first 5 chapters of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Labor unions have nice homes, good schools, wide lawns... and guns. Also, Jack London gets a little racist on asians and Florida is called a 'waste-place' where Native Americans pray to their gods. Ugh.Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

This episode isn't worth listening to. Ernest just goes off on another tangent for the millionth time. We learn that Being in a union isn't a 'seat in paradise'. Which was weird. Oligarchs love art! That was surprising. And that they will build 'wonder cities'. Which doesn't seem so bad. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

We get an economics lesson. But not from Ernest this time- it's just the author flat-out telling us directly at this point. There's a war between the US and Germany, and the socialists 'kinda' helped. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Oh the poor bishop. First he's sent to an insane asylum because he keeps scooping up prostitutes in his "broham", and when he gets out he helps an old women with her pants while obsessing over potatoes. But then he runs into Avis and Ernest- and once again his life goes into ruin. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support