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Go on, read it yourself:The SwineherdLittle Match GirlContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]/Close music:Two Arabesques (Deux arabesques), L. 66 by Steve's Bedroom Band MusicDownload it hereReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Episode Information:Charlotte Babb began writing when she could scribble her name on a chalk board, although she sometimes mistook "Chocolate" for "Charlotte" at the drug store ice cream counter. She brings to any project a number of experiences, including work as a web designer, technical writer, washing machine gasket inspector, cloth store associate, girl Friday, computer tech, and telephone psychic.She has studied the folk stories of many cultures and wonders what happened to ours. Where the stories are for people over 20 who have survived marriage, divorce, child rearing, education, bankruptcy, widowhood, and love's last kiss? She writes them.Support this author by downloading ’Maven's Fractured Fairy Tales’ for yourself.Learn more about Charlotte Babb at these sites:Amazon author pageFacebookTwitterSmashwordsWebsiteContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected] music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Episode Information: Sarina Dorie has sold over 150 short stories to markets like Analog, Daily Science Fiction, F & SF, and Orson Scott Card’s IGMS. Her stories and published novels have won humor contests and Romance Writer of America awards. She has about forty books up on Amazon, including her bestselling series, Womby’s School for Wayward Witches. A few of her favorite things include: gluten-free brownies (not necessarily glutton-free), Star Trek, steampunk aesthetics, fairies, Severus Snape, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Mr. Darcy.By day, Sarina is a public-school art teacher, artist, belly dance performer and instructor, copy editor, fashion designer, event organizer and probably a few other things. By night, she writes. As you might imagine, this leaves little time for sleep. You can find info about her short stories and novels on her website:www.sarinadorie.com The best way to stay in contact with Sarina Dorie, hear about what she is writing, know when she has a new release, or books offered for free on Amazon is by signing up for her newsletter.http://eepurl.com/dEd4oL Support this author by downloading ’Interstellar Tech Support’ for yourself. Learn more about Sarina Dorie at these sites: WebsiteAmazon author pageTwitterSmashwords Contact: WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected] Background music: ‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

Episode Information:This is a story that has stuck with me over the years since I had previously read it for an old podcast. Jason was nice enough to let me read it again and it's still just as good.If you would like to hear a far more professional version of this story, be sure to listen to audiobook.Support this author by downloading 'Falling For Q46F' for yourself.Learn more about Jason Werbeloff at these sites:Amazon author pageNewsletter- subscribe to get 'The Solace Pill' free, as well as VIP access to Werbeloff's latest fiction:FacebookTwitterWebsite - want to read about the philosophy behind the fiction? Take a look.GoodreadsSmashwordsSoundcloudContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected] music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

In this episodeGlen gets two gifts from Ben, and has nothing in returnChristmas town is on this yearWe're REALLY looking forward to a breakContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]

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In this episodeWe hear about Ben's work partyWe find out that you CAN'T clean your own teeth professionallyGlen will be baby stting another man's guinea pig for 10 daysBoth are burnt out from months of reading horrible books and are looking forward to a breakContact:WebsiteInstagramTwitterEmail: [email protected]

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In this episode Glen gets to keep his jobBen is romantically frustratedGlen learns sexism from ColumboBen is going to make his holiday party the most sexual party We also have a new ‘all oral’ tip from Gretchen, and a cat that walks like a man. Go on, read it yourself: Buy 'Belong to Me' on Amazon.com

In this episodeI KNOW I'm LATE on releasing thisI still don't know if I'm going to lose my jobI cant pronounce the the characters names in this storyGo on, read it yourself:http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/Inte.shtmlReading music:‘Variatio 9 a 1 Clav. Canone alla Terza’ by: Kimiko IshizakaDownload the album here

In this episodeGlen has decorated the blanket-fort for BenWe get a new 'all oral' tip from GretchenBen gives his opinion on how to treat people you meet on dating appsWe hear about Ben's war on Christmas at his workYou can also listen as we halfheartedly review a book so tedious, Glen had to read it twice just to understand the most basic points of the story.

Ben is going to stay crippled until AprilWe finally found a name for our segment with GretchenGlen is probably going to lose his jobKidney stones are STILL a thingBen's phone is blowing up with womenBeing able to see the future really isn't that hard if you're vague all the time

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Learn how to prevent kidney stones here.Find out if you're eligable to donate blood.See why warewolves hate vampires

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Read about Don's Firing here. Buy Don's book (he needs the money). Reflect on a man's career by watching the first 'Coaches Corner'.

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We review the first half of incoherent ramblings by one of hockey's greatest sports commentators. Also, for some reason, Ben wants me to draw a picture of his mom.

Let yourself be lulled to sleep by the story of a kid who's disciplined thoroughly though he was never that bad to begin with.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

This week, I read 'A School Story' by M.R. James - and 'The Monkey's Paw' by W.W. Jacobs. Because authors with two initials is always terrifying.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

We were bored reading it, and it resulted in a boring episode. EnjoyThis episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Another creepy story for October about a crabby man who's getting used to being single.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it. The best bedtime stories are scary ones. Tonight I'll read to you a story of restless skulls and a headless woman that likes to bite feet... Weird.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

I'm going with spooky short stories for the month of October. And I'm starting with a 'fun' little story that involves teenage suicide. Because public domain books age like milk. Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

We picked the most extreme example for our first romance novel. Two mountain men find a near-dead woman and... revive her. For about 3 days. Then they all marry and have kids. So weird.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Wrapping up the story with a shocking ending to Sybil's brother, and Dorian himself. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

It's been 18 years and Sybil's brother is FINALLY trying to get revenge. * He nearly gets Dorian, until he realizes that he looks too young. * One of the creepy women points out that Dorian doesn't age- so James is BACK on the hunt! This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Dorian blackmails an old friend to get rid of Basil's body. Which explains why no one likes hanging with him. Harry's back! And just as sexist and smug as ever.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this episode we learn that Dorian is older, and he avoids his old gang. We also see that when he feels sorry for himself- he is capable of anything... I mean ANYTHING (murder)This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this episode we learn: * The war against God was not as exciting as we thought * The 401k industry is still operating like it's 1970 * Dust can be anything you want, any time. * Glen got his girlfriend sick, and he refuses to feel bad about it * The only thing the subtle knife can't cut? Love. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

What did we learn: * Oscar Wilde uses the N word *Dorian gets obsessed with a book for no reason *ALL of chapter 11 is just filling up the pages with lists of things *This was 'Iron Heel' levels of painful reading for me... This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this episode we learn: * The author has an obsession with 'pocket buddies' in this book * Ben's phone shatters when he thinks of his mother * Apparently we don't feel 'uncomfortable' with each other any more Enjoy This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Basil wants to see the picture. Dorian won't let him. That's the whole chapter.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Whoops- Sybil's dead. Dorian's worried that he doesn't seem to care until Harry goes on, and on about how he wishes everyone he's bored of would die. That makes Dorian feel better.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

It was Ben's idea to read this book. The only book to ever make me angry while just trying to read it.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

The guys go see Sybil's performance and she sucks. She sucks so bad, that Dorian breaks off the engagement and spends the rest of the chapter wandering around feeling sorry for himself. Then he finds that his painting is looking pretty evil.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

This chapter is basically just one, big, conversation around a dinner table where Dorian talks about his undying love for Sybil. And Harry goes on, and on, philosophizing about hedonism... Again... Like every chapter.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this episode we review the self help book by comedian, actor and prosperity gospel author, Steve Harvey called ‘Jump: Take the Leap of Faith to Achieve Your Life of Abundance’. And it was terrifying.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Sybil LOVES Dorian, and goes so far as to keep calling him 'Prince Charming'- which would drive most people up the wall.Sybil's brother thinks Dorian sounds like a turd- and says that if Dorian ever hurts her, he will kill him.Sybil's mom just hopes that Dorian is rich.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Good news: Dorian is in love. Bad news: He really hates Jewish people. Lord Henry is getting jealous, and gets really fussed when Dorian wants him to meet his 'ivory' girlfriend.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

We review 'The Golden Compass' movie - a movie so bad, that we barely talk about it.Also, Glen has disappointed Ben's mom.Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it.In this story we learn that you should always invite ALL the fairies. And if you see a sleeping woman- kiss her. She's just asking for it.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Still trying to win over Dorian, Lord Henry invites him to his aunt's house to let him watch as he wow's everyone with stories of hedonism. And it works like a charm.We also learn that marrying American women is something the creepy English guys are really into lately.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 11 - 15 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman. In this episode we Learn: * Ben has a new job! * Will's cut won't heal * Glen has invented the concept of the 'house shirt' This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Did you ever want a creepy uncle to read you a bed time story? Now you can have it. In this episode we learn the story of Baba Yaga- an evil witch that lives in a house with a chicken leg. We also learn about Vasilisa, a girl with a living doll that she actually has to feed. Which means the doll has internal organs. Ugh.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Like any sociopath, Lord Harry tells Dorian he's only good for his looks, which won't last, as a way of getting him to have sex under the guise of embracing a 'hedonistic lifestyle'. Ugh. This Dorian into an existential crisis where he says he would sell his soul to have the painting get old while he stays young forever. Then, he takes off with Harry to go see a movie. Leaving Basil alone to cry.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Thanks to the artist, Bazil, talking up Dorian so much- Lord Harry Wotton is obsessed with meeting him. Basil won't share and the two bicker about it until Lord Harry remembers his aunt knows the guy. The awkward butler shows up and ruins everything. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 6 - 10 of 'The Subtle Knife' by Philip Pullman. We learn that: * Ben didn't like going to Target with me * If you're not the guy with the 'subtle knife' you might as well kill yourself * Ben's mom likes my other podcast better than this one. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support