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Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 10 - 13 of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. In this episode we learn about:Glen's failed dateHow a car crash can emasculate youThat Ben isn't respected at workThat Lyra doesn't use her awesome compass very muchEnjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Avis and Ernest are in prison- but that doesn't stop all the texting. There is page, after page of description of the mountain. And we end with Avis sleeping in a hole. Genius. Oh, and terrorists are 'ol softies.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Ernest tries to do a 'magicians exit' and it doesn't go well. And that's pretty much it. That's what Jack London considers a chapter.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Well, everything falls apart. I don't think even Ernest would cluck his tongue that this mess.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read chapters 6 - 9 of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Have you ever wanted to hear what two middle-aged men think of Young adult novels? Well now you got a couple of book boys to do that for you as we read the first 5 chapters of 'The Golden Compass' by Philip Pullman. Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Labor unions have nice homes, good schools, wide lawns... and guns. Also, Jack London gets a little racist on asians and Florida is called a 'waste-place' where Native Americans pray to their gods. Ugh.Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

This episode isn't worth listening to. Ernest just goes off on another tangent for the millionth time. We learn that Being in a union isn't a 'seat in paradise'. Which was weird. Oligarchs love art! That was surprising. And that they will build 'wonder cities'. Which doesn't seem so bad. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

We get an economics lesson. But not from Ernest this time- it's just the author flat-out telling us directly at this point. There's a war between the US and Germany, and the socialists 'kinda' helped. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Oh the poor bishop. First he's sent to an insane asylum because he keeps scooping up prostitutes in his "broham", and when he gets out he helps an old women with her pants while obsessing over potatoes. But then he runs into Avis and Ernest- and once again his life goes into ruin. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Bad news: Avis's dad lost his house. So the gang has to move to a San Francisco slum. Good news: Ernest marries Avis! Though, their pet-names for each other are horrible. And there's a bad poem.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Finally we get a chapter where Ernest isn't talking all the time. Avis's dad's book gets blacklisted. So that stinks. We got some kind of action with the socialists fighting the oligarchs and we learn about a group of 'rabble-rousers' called the 'black hundreds'. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this chapter, I had a guest as my temporary Pete for the evening. The story continued with Ernest STILL TALKING at the small business owners and it's the most boring thing on earth. Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

Ernest makes... ugh... another speech. This time to whiny small business men. And that goes on for pretty much the whole chapter. Also? The word "combinations" is used way too much. I don't even know what to say at this point. It's eight chapters of one character talking too much. This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

A priest rounds-up prostitutes, and tells everyone about it. But the media won't say a word. Ernest called it. And Avis is impressed. I'm really hoping the story starts at some point soon...EnjoyThis episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this chapter we find that Ernest might have to find a new place to squat. Avis's dad was told to go on vacation- possibly without pay. Avis's world crumbles around her as all her friends are tired of her going on, and on about her new boyfriend (though we barely get to hear about it) and worst of all... Ernest was offered a job. EnjoyThis episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this chapter we learn that Avis is being "made love to" by Ernest both 'violently' and 'awkwardly'. And that there is very little holding her back from bragging about it in a crowded room. And we also learn that he is capable of having a one-sided argument against the best that high society has to offer. Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this chapter, Avis, after touching base with Ernest, sets out to confront the rich. She's disappointed by how they don't care about the mystery of Jackson's missing arm. She also sees Ernest as the living Christ, and just wants to comfort him- which is weird. Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this chapter, Avis is on a fact-finding mission to get the "real story" from a man who lost his arm in a machine accident. She meets the lawyer who represented him, and slowly realizes that he's a secret pirate. Boy is she going to have egg on her face when she has to tell big, beautiful Ernest that he was right all along.Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

In this chapter, Avis' dream comes true when her father invites the gorgeous, and intellectually perfect Ernest Everhard (ugh) to dinner again. He battles with the last, remaining priest that will talk to him, and Avis barely talks. But when she does, an armless man wanders by the dining room window and Ernest dares her to talk to him. Enjoy.This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support

My inaugural episode, where I hit with a punch and dive into a reading of "The Iron Heel" by world renown "clam pirate" and "fish master", Jack London. Ahead of his time for writing a dystopian novel from a woman's perspective... Kinda, which tells the tale of a socialist revolutionary who argues a lot at the dinner parties he's invited to- and keeps getting invited back for some reason. I guess they made a play out of this.In this episode we're introduced to our narrator, Avis, who tells us about the night her dad invited the handsome, intellectually perfect, and known turd Ernest Everhard (ugh that name) over for dinner. Where he spends the night arguing at priests.EnjoyThis episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/support