Nuzzle House

Where Lucretia finally gets to prove herself. We learn: Being a Sporty Spice isn't possible if your dad doesn't let you play sports We got a big Christmas present for the world coming up Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: My 'fun fact' really killed the vibe of the episode This story is sapping the life out of me, I can't even get horny anymore I'm desperate to read Winnie the Poo now. Ugh. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I Go off on a long rant about Twitter Desperate to finish this turd, I read 3 chapters Longest episode ever. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I really can't stand this book I got to tell a Charles DICKens joke thanks to grunge.com This book just keeps creating new sci-fi words and names. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I REALLY hate reading this book I never get used to ridiculous 1960s sci-fi names Both daughter and wife INTERRUPT ME . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

This Halloween I've decided to copy 'CBS Radio Mystery Theater'- a show I grew up listening to in the 70s and 80s. Even down to the crappy audio and commercials. We learn: Just because you say you're a nurse, you're probably not. If you try hard enough, you can get actual Germans to be guests on your show. And my sister does a bizarre Minnesota accent. To hear a real episode go here and APPRECIATE how HARD I worked on this: https://www.cbsrmt.com/episode/935-if-i-can-t-have-you.html Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: We have a new segment called ‘what did we watch and why did it suck’. We decide that just because you fund a heist, doesn’t mean you get to be a part of it Gertie has sick-voice . . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I almost forgot to talk about seeing a satanic Do-wop band last week. E. Nesbit kinda sucked I don’t like Jerry Seinfeld . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/public-domain-texts/e-nesbit-john-charringtons-wedding.html . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Apparently all the ‘fun facts’ can be found in the Wikipedia page My daughter is a better host than me My kid will bust in while I’m in my master bedroom to show off her crochet hat . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/public-domain-texts/ambrose-bierce-the-spook-house.html . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Where Demonia’s Ashes-70 peep toe iridescent platforms with buckles are pivotal to the story . . . We learn: Gertie is officially a “Nuzzles” now. Gertrude decided to make this book about her Glen didn’t like emo kids in the 00’s . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: I’m married! Just like the people in this story. My 26 year old cat is dying. So that puts a damper on things. This story doesn’t really have a ‘specter bride’ like it promised. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/online-text-spectre-bride-william-harrison-ainsworth/ . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Thanks to the Canadian Spirit Podcast (@spirit_canadian on twitter) we learned what “Gentlehomo—” means "Gentle Homo sapiens" I have a cat that kills mice, but I won’t touch him. He’s gross This is the second book in my ‘career’ that I’ve considered dropping before I finish it. Thank GOD FOR OCTOBER SCARY STORIES MONTH . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Gertrude LOVES ‘Spice World’ Gertrude’s cat sneezes boogers all over Glen’s computer They have BIG plans that involve horrible music . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Apparently “Gentlehomo—” is a term that was made up for this book I start playing old commercials from the ‘80s because I’ve run out of ideas Apparently “Gentlehomo—” wasn’t supposed to be hilarious . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We roll for a new story and drank too much . . We learn: Gertrude had a tough time in the bathroom Glen learns the allure behind the Spice Girls . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Kids always get in the way Sci-Fi novels always have the worst names Gertie decides to turn my smoking room into a sewing room . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: The author is a horrible pedophile who ruined the lives of the kids he abducted. So I’m giving up on this book. My girlfriend gave me permission to officially drop this book The fairies had a orgy… that’s in the book. A book for kids. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end. Everything is racist all the time The lost boys apparently need 7 doors for their house. Because they’re morons I’m thinking about inception-ing my commercials with a 3rd layer of ads The author is a pedo . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end. I had to work fast- the bachelorette is on Tinkerbell actually wants to kill Wendy Everyone flying is a dick . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: I went back to the mansion Nothing STILL makes any sense If a fairy pees in your hand… you can use it. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Learn more about how to fight against the Supreme Court's decision by visiting https://www.podvoices.help/get-help I went back to the cabin for the 4th holiday Nothing STILL makes any sense The author added pixie dust to keep kids from killing themselves . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where we think of a name and read the finished story . . We learn: Gertrude got drunk while getting sushi It took a while, but we finally thought of a name Glen has to actually read this turd . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Nothing makes sense in this chapter This author might actually NOT be a dick Disney was a dick, and his company didn’t get better until 2008 . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where John finally gets a pool built, and proposes to the ghost. . . We learn: Gertrude is able to ruin even the most beautiful of songs Sex with a bat can be a kink Glen gets easily distracted by cats . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Lama’s CAN be racist Snipers can be anywhere at any time Sometimes you just gotta go where the waters take you . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/funnystories/comments/sv8zbd/the_preposterously_unlikely_plight_of_lucious_the/ . . You can find out more about spookybookiwrite: https://www.reddit.com/user/spookybookiwrite/ https://twitter.com/scarybookiwrite https://www.wattpad.com/user/tylermire . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where John takes the ghost out, and Gertie says potatoes can be sexual. . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes The final chapter was only TWO PAGES . . We learn: Two pages can STILL count as a chapter Most authors are racist, apparently I’m running out of bits for dorglass.com . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where John gets to tell the guys ALL about a hot chick who works at the hot dog stand . . We learn: Gertrude admits going to colonial Williamsburg for spring break You don't have to actually listen to someone to fall in love with them Glen has 'get-away-sticks' . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Who says you can't have your story arc at the second to last chapter of a book. . . We learn: East coast people can't handle a tornado My Dad was wrong about J.D. Salinger They didn't make the secret sensor open the painting in the most obvious spot . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where we try to decide what makes a ghost sexy... it's hot dogs. . . We learn: Gertrude looks at dirty comics People in 1708 can be hot dog vendors Glen reads nextdoor.com posts to scare Gertie . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes A whole chapter dedicated to a woman trying to prove that she's not just 'having a bad dream' when being almost murdered. . . We learn: I'm sick of the mansion 'bit' so I go for a cabin theme There are flies on the 'forest track' I got for free My oldest brought home a vest made of white animal tails . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where we think up what makes John Stith Pemberton so sexy . . We learn: It's a mammal if it has a mouth and a butthole That a chest can be too wet Guinea pigs can be sexually dangerous . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes It's the '70s. If a woman has something to say they're 'hysterical' and probably get slapped. . . We learn: That Bram Stoker was a Q-anon weirdo That having 5 cats is too many Snooping is worse than torturing people . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where we decide to write a story about sex with water ghosts, and the birth of Cocca Cola. . . We learn: . That the concept of Capitalism can be an antagonist My butt isn't as hairy as it was when I was in high school Someone's personal fault can just be "bats". . . Visit to learn more: https://gestating-the-curious-mind.pinecast.co Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where we learn that a man can 'be known' for 'appreciating women' and you can commission a portrait of someone without their consent. . . We learn: I've got gas I once watched a movie about sex where everyone wore puppet heads A woman can use her sexuality to sell horses. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where my daughter interrupts AGAIN- and nearly nothing happens in the story. . . We learn: Italy was FINE. My daughter learns the horrible secret about 'New York Times best selling authors" The French are the worst. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes They FINALLY take a tour of the torture chamber and a woman may, or may not, have consented to the hosts kink. Plus both my kids interrupt again. . . We learn: That my kids don't know how to run an oven. Some book reviews can be so short- they can't even qualify as a "New York Times Best Selling Author" Never sleep over at someones house when they have a kink they want to force on you. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We witness the 'help' having secret sex nights. Plus my daughter makes another appearance in the MIDDLE of my SHOW to talk about what she's reading. . . We learn: My daughter is a turd People actually get dressed up just to see a torture chamber I'm going to Italy and I'm never coming back . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes I read the first two chapters of a gothic horror which is all about a woman getting hit on by some guy she met at horse camp. We learn: You can make up anything about an author if there's no information on them Moving furniture really sucks I'm NOT talking about my cats. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: I'm going to Italy and still don't have much to say about it. It's impossible to get 'fun facts' about authors lately. something . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/syty7g/the_dinner_guest/ . . Learn more about the author and their work here: Website: https://verastahl.com/ Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Verastahl/ Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Brandon-Faircloth/e/B07GNWSC77?ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_2&qid=1647741853&sr=8-2 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC73PScmymsggAJ26f_ZPmvQ/featured . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541\ . Watch some of Drac's movies! https://www.amazon.com/s?k=drac+von+stoller&i=instant-video . Read the Salon article: https://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/ . And keep up with what he's up to: https://dracvonstoller.wixsite.com/drac . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: I have nothing intelligent to add when it comes to Russia’s war with Ukraine If the author decides to sue me for reading this public story, I’m going to send a strongly worded email. The parakeet has got to go. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.tiffanyreisz.com/tying-the-knot . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: The author won’t give out his name I haven’t seen this guys face in 20 years He threw big words at me like a JERK . Go on, read it for yourself: https://verisimilitudino.us/piggly_wiggly.php . Learn more: Website: https://verisimilitudino.us . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Tom Holland is America’s favorite British actor Mysterious, living authors are making my show intro awkward If I could go back in the past and tell my younger self that I put more vents in my basement, it would just piss me off . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/soro9l/anything_i_want_i_can_pull_from_a_hole_in_the/ And read more of their work here: https://www.reddit.com/user/AliasForWhom/ . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: The only things going on in my life lately are NONE of your BUSINESS Besides that, my life is really, really boring lately I have to resort to stories about my dog because I literally have nothing else to say . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/slukmk/misunderstanding/ . Check out ‘Haven Creek: and Other Horror Tales’ by Evelyn Michaels on Amazon: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B09NPNK2KR/ref=docs-os-doi_0 . Learn more about the author: Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/eloquentursula/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/eloquent_ursula Deviant Art: https://www.deviantart.com/writtenursula Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eloquentursula/ . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: I got the booster shot, and I’m waiting for those sweet, sweet fever naps. Starving a dog isn't enough, you need to put fire in it's mouth I FINISHED the BOOK! . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Someone decided that Holmes has a 190 IQ Stapleton’s sister is actually his wife Circumstantial evidence is ‘good enough’ . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes This week, we have the hosts of the Uncited English Lit Podcast join us to review one of John Green’s more problematic works. We learn: Ben tried to train a cat to ring a bell? I lost interest Glen got Covid Our guests came up with the phrase “girl hump” Apparently Shindlers List is something you can watch to unwind after a long day . Follow Uncited on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/UncitedPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/uncitedpod/ Everywhere else: https://linktr.ee/UncitedPodcast . Go read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/an-abundance-of-katherines/9780142410707 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes When a felon dies in the woods, apparently everyone is happy about it. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes More literary crutches like ‘diary entries’ and a pervert on a roof watching kids through a telescope . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house