Nuzzle House

Episode Notes The final chapter was only TWO PAGES . . We learn: Two pages can STILL count as a chapter Most authors are racist, apparently I’m running out of bits for dorglass.com . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where John gets to tell the guys ALL about a hot chick who works at the hot dog stand . . We learn: Gertrude admits going to colonial Williamsburg for spring break You don't have to actually listen to someone to fall in love with them Glen has 'get-away-sticks' . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Who says you can't have your story arc at the second to last chapter of a book. . . We learn: East coast people can't handle a tornado My Dad was wrong about J.D. Salinger They didn't make the secret sensor open the painting in the most obvious spot . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where we try to decide what makes a ghost sexy... it's hot dogs. . . We learn: Gertrude looks at dirty comics People in 1708 can be hot dog vendors Glen reads nextdoor.com posts to scare Gertie . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes A whole chapter dedicated to a woman trying to prove that she's not just 'having a bad dream' when being almost murdered. . . We learn: I'm sick of the mansion 'bit' so I go for a cabin theme There are flies on the 'forest track' I got for free My oldest brought home a vest made of white animal tails . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where we think up what makes John Stith Pemberton so sexy . . We learn: It's a mammal if it has a mouth and a butthole That a chest can be too wet Guinea pigs can be sexually dangerous . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes It's the '70s. If a woman has something to say they're 'hysterical' and probably get slapped. . . We learn: That Bram Stoker was a Q-anon weirdo That having 5 cats is too many Snooping is worse than torturing people . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where we decide to write a story about sex with water ghosts, and the birth of Cocca Cola. . . We learn: . That the concept of Capitalism can be an antagonist My butt isn't as hairy as it was when I was in high school Someone's personal fault can just be "bats". . . Visit to learn more: https://gestating-the-curious-mind.pinecast.co Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where we learn that a man can 'be known' for 'appreciating women' and you can commission a portrait of someone without their consent. . . We learn: I've got gas I once watched a movie about sex where everyone wore puppet heads A woman can use her sexuality to sell horses. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where my daughter interrupts AGAIN- and nearly nothing happens in the story. . . We learn: Italy was FINE. My daughter learns the horrible secret about 'New York Times best selling authors" The French are the worst. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes They FINALLY take a tour of the torture chamber and a woman may, or may not, have consented to the hosts kink. Plus both my kids interrupt again. . . We learn: That my kids don't know how to run an oven. Some book reviews can be so short- they can't even qualify as a "New York Times Best Selling Author" Never sleep over at someones house when they have a kink they want to force on you. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We witness the 'help' having secret sex nights. Plus my daughter makes another appearance in the MIDDLE of my SHOW to talk about what she's reading. . . We learn: My daughter is a turd People actually get dressed up just to see a torture chamber I'm going to Italy and I'm never coming back . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes I read the first two chapters of a gothic horror which is all about a woman getting hit on by some guy she met at horse camp. We learn: You can make up anything about an author if there's no information on them Moving furniture really sucks I'm NOT talking about my cats. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: I'm going to Italy and still don't have much to say about it. It's impossible to get 'fun facts' about authors lately. something . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/syty7g/the_dinner_guest/ . . Learn more about the author and their work here: Website: https://verastahl.com/ Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Verastahl/ Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Brandon-Faircloth/e/B07GNWSC77?ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_2&qid=1647741853&sr=8-2 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC73PScmymsggAJ26f_ZPmvQ/featured . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541\ . Watch some of Drac's movies! https://www.amazon.com/s?k=drac+von+stoller&i=instant-video . Read the Salon article: https://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/ . And keep up with what he's up to: https://dracvonstoller.wixsite.com/drac . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: I have nothing intelligent to add when it comes to Russia’s war with Ukraine If the author decides to sue me for reading this public story, I’m going to send a strongly worded email. The parakeet has got to go. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.tiffanyreisz.com/tying-the-knot . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: The author won’t give out his name I haven’t seen this guys face in 20 years He threw big words at me like a JERK . Go on, read it for yourself: https://verisimilitudino.us/piggly_wiggly.php . Learn more: Website: https://verisimilitudino.us . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Tom Holland is America’s favorite British actor Mysterious, living authors are making my show intro awkward If I could go back in the past and tell my younger self that I put more vents in my basement, it would just piss me off . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/soro9l/anything_i_want_i_can_pull_from_a_hole_in_the/ And read more of their work here: https://www.reddit.com/user/AliasForWhom/ . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: The only things going on in my life lately are NONE of your BUSINESS Besides that, my life is really, really boring lately I have to resort to stories about my dog because I literally have nothing else to say . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/slukmk/misunderstanding/ . Check out ‘Haven Creek: and Other Horror Tales’ by Evelyn Michaels on Amazon: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B09NPNK2KR/ref=docs-os-doi_0 . Learn more about the author: Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/eloquentursula/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/eloquent_ursula Deviant Art: https://www.deviantart.com/writtenursula Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eloquentursula/ . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: I got the booster shot, and I’m waiting for those sweet, sweet fever naps. Starving a dog isn't enough, you need to put fire in it's mouth I FINISHED the BOOK! . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Someone decided that Holmes has a 190 IQ Stapleton’s sister is actually his wife Circumstantial evidence is ‘good enough’ . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes This week, we have the hosts of the Uncited English Lit Podcast join us to review one of John Green’s more problematic works. We learn: Ben tried to train a cat to ring a bell? I lost interest Glen got Covid Our guests came up with the phrase “girl hump” Apparently Shindlers List is something you can watch to unwind after a long day . Follow Uncited on: Twitter: https://twitter.com/UncitedPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/uncitedpod/ Everywhere else: https://linktr.ee/UncitedPodcast . Go read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/an-abundance-of-katherines/9780142410707 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes When a felon dies in the woods, apparently everyone is happy about it. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes More literary crutches like ‘diary entries’ and a pervert on a roof watching kids through a telescope . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Ben and I review a couple horny Christmas stories and one weird one about anti-pirates. . We learn: Glen didn't get COVID Gretchen does deer blasts Glen gets upset that Gretchen has FAR too many knock-knock jokes Ben hates spiderman . Go read them for yourself: 'Snowman With Benefits' by Marshall Thornton: https://www.amazon.com/Snowman-Benefits-Marshall-Thornton-ebook/dp/B00PEVL1J4/ref=sr_1_1 'Outlaw Pizza' by Steve Bartholomew: https://www.amazon.com/Outlaw-Pizza-Christmas-Steve-Bartholomew-ebook/dp/B006GWZQM8/ref=sr_1_1 'Jingle Bell Growl' by Misha Carver: https://www.amazon.com/Jingle-Bell-Growl-Billionaire-Christmas-ebook/dp/B019I0FHBY/ref=sr_1_1 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes If you have a secret, and someone asks you what it is- Just lie! Don't say, "I don't want to tell you." Just reference some porn you watched recently and that will throw people off your tracks... Moron. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Nothing happens. Watson writes a letter to Holmes basically making a 'clip show' of the last chapter. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We had @LadiesFrightPod on again as guests and we were less horrified this time. But it still requires a trigger warning. The book was so bad, that we donated to the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (Rainn). Enjoy? . We learn: Ben brags about having covid Ladies fright STILL only listen to the show for Gretchen Gretchen tells the guests about Jersey birds Glen gets the pleasure of reading the worst story . Go read it yourself (please don't): https://bookshop.org/books/fussy-littles-an-abdl-mm-romance-anthology/9798508564889 . Donate to the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (Rainn): https://donate.rainn.org/donate . Go listen and follow Ladies Fright, or donate to their Patreon here: https://linktr.ee/ladiesfright . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes The Story of one chipmunks terrible witness to the kinks of apple pickers. We learn: . Ben still likes his new job Gretchen hits us with some clever woodpecker jokes Glen got a dryer People do yoga in sale . Go read it yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Scrumping-erotic-short-consequences-thievery-ebook/dp/B0867Z9GSX . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Stapleton is a monster who LOVES watching horses drown in the bog while he chases after moths. What a dick. Also, my daughter interrupts the show to talk about her own goddamn book. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes A story about what happens when you let kids play with knives and openly talk about killing adults. Happy Halloween people. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/zero-hour-and-other-stories/9781606997048 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We had The Ladies Fright Podcast on as guests and we were supposed to have FUN. Instead we accidentally read a problematic collection of short stories that requires a trigger warning. The book was so bad, that we're all donating to the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (Rainn). And this is only part 1. . We learn: Ben may or may not have a television that gives him vitamin D Ladies fright only listen to the show for Gretchen Gretchen schools us on bats Glen gets the pleasure of reading the worst story . Go read it yourself (please don't): https://bookshop.org/books/fussy-littles-an-abdl-mm-romance-anthology/9798508564889 . Donate to the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (Rainn): https://donate.rainn.org/donate . Go listen and follow Ladies Fright, or donate to their Patreon here: https://linktr.ee/ladiesfright . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We are introduced to a world where kids have horrible nicknames like "Frog", and just "Fat" - and adults have questionable motivations for a grotesque Halloween party they decide to throw them. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/hallowe-en-at-merryvale-illustrated-edition-dodo-press/9781409949473 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Starting my spooky October stories with the master of horror- Drac Von Stoller. One story about an army of vampires to take over the world that actually turns out pretty good for them. And another story about just dying in general? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 Watch some of Drac's movies! https://www.amazon.com/s?k=drac+von+stoller&i=instant-video The Salon article: https://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/ . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes One would think that it isn't possible to jam-pack a book with racism, homophobia, sexism and general bigotry and STILL be meandering and nonsensical. But this author didn't win a 'palm award' for nothing. We learn: Ben's got COVID Gretchen gets lazy and Glen finally guesses the punchline to one of her jokes Glen's got no car, and no teeth Glen REFUSES to homestead his place. Go read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-naked-face-warner-books/9780446341912 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Ben's got Covid. So we didn't record the Book Boys, and I had to poop out this emergency episode. Lets review what happens: Chapter 5? Nothing. Holmes is an unlikable turd and he sucks at his job. Chapter 6? Ooooh, you get a classic, creepy mansion story. You'll like that one. But Holmes still sucks. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Just looking worse, we find out that Sherlock Holmes is a fan of Phrenology. And he's constantly trying to be better than everyone else. The first four chapters are CRAP so far. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where Sherlock Holmes is a jerk to everyone he talks to. Books like this make me fussed. We also learn that my new dog won't stop secreting away turds in my house. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes The story of a gruff, hard-nosed, racist gumshoe trying to solve the mysterious murders that surround a homophobic therapist. Everything is terrible. We learn: Ben's got a new job! Gretchen likes the color purple more than red and blue combined Glen's got nothing important The bar/restaurant have waiters with the BEST names Go read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-naked-face-warner-books/9780446341912 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes The story of a group of weirdos that are just looking to get killed. I mean, seriously, they all have sing-alongs with someone playing a guitar. Come on... Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 . Watch some of Drac's movies!: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=drac+von+stoller&i=instant-video . The Salon article: https://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/ . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We thought it would be 'fun' if we got drunk while we reviewed the last Twilight book we'll ever read- but in the end it's just two hours of witnessing the decline of two grown men. We learn: Glen got a dog Ben was once trapped in a Lyft with a bee Gretchen gave us tongue-twisters to test how drunk we were The spirit of an angry drunk woman haunted our episode = Go read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/midnight-sun-9780316707046/9780316707046 = Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. = Special thanks to Uncited podcast for making our awesome cover art! And thanks to Ladies Fright podcast for giving us ideas for the 'fun facts' section for our final Twilight episode ever. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes An octopus finds new purpose in life by forcing a human to be it's baby. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Wont-You-Neighbor-Otherworldly-Collection-ebook/dp/B08W25PVYQ And visit the Authors site to learn more: https://sarinadorie.com/ Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes The story of a spider who wants love, but in the end has to settle for 'good enough'. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Wont-You-Neighbor-Otherworldly-Collection-ebook/dp/B08W25PVYQ And visit the Authors site to learn more: https://sarinadorie.com/ Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes 10 more chapters where, honestly, nothing happens. Isn't there anyone in Stephanie Meyer's life to tell her when to stop re-writing this thing? Promos: Uncited Podcast From Words to Ideas We learn: Glen has a real bedroom Ben spent his weekend killing dragonflies like a psychopath Gretchen has found the most adorable bird We learn the origin of Glen's nickname Go read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/midnight-sun-9780316707046/9780316707046 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes The story of a space hornet that just wanted to mate, and sorta gets what he wants. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Wont-You-Neighbor-Otherworldly-Collection-ebook/dp/B08W25PVYQ And visit the Authors site to learn more: https://sarinadorie.com/ Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We decided to make 'Midnight Sun' the last Twilight book we read, and it is just as deflating as all the others. I don't know why we expected a copy/paste rewrite of the first book from Edwards perspective to be any better. We learn: Glen's neighbors hang out in his yard while his trees get taken down Ben doesn't have much to say about the last two weeks Gretchen DOESN'T have a knock-knock joke Glen's dryer finally works Go read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/midnight-sun-9780316707046/9780316707046 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes The story of a simple man carrying on the tradition of taking on the role of becoming the new Guy Fieri. And there's a giant Burrito that rotates in the sky spewing flavor on the inhabitants of 'flavor town'. We learn: The turds at Ladies Fright Podcast do an impression of me. It's both flattering... and enraging. I have to work tomorrow. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/LPOTL/comments/ce788y/guy_fieri_creepypasta/ Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Would you think that preventing a woman from knowing that she has a fatal illness is a sign of a loving relationship? Apparently everyone in 1970 thought so. And everyone agreed that Harvard is the most important place on earth. Also? referring to women as 'cheese' was acceptable too. We learn: Ben met the ACTUAL George Washington over the weekend Gretchen comes up with a joke that is perfect for ol' Glen Glen sat inside with the kids during the fireworks Drunk women who won't let their mothers speak can surprise you by offering you job opportunities when you least expect it Go read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/love-story-50th-anniversary-edition/9780062979476 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes A hypocritical Nora decides that they need to kill themselves. And after being called a chicken, Joe is all in. Then they don't when it's inconvenient. The story has almost nothing to do with cocaine. We learn: It's finally raining, which is great for my lawn, but blows for a guy without a working dryer. New cats pee EVERYWHERE Ladies Fright podcast is releasing their episode where Jackie does an impression of me. DON'T listen to it! Go on, read it for yourself: http://one-act-plays.com/dramas/cocaine.html Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Misunderstood and whiny, a man decides he'd rather kill himself than find a new line of work or get his kids to like him for who he is. My cat likes me It's fathers day, and I made my kids watch Ponyo with me My dryer is still broken My oldest wants their own segment on my show where they make fun of me Promos: Drunk Theory Let Me Tell You Somethin' Bitch Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/august-strindberg-plays-collection/9781545080108 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house