Nuzzle House

We learn: Daisy is a turd, Tom is a turd, Gatsby is a turd so I guess we like Nick? This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: This author makes up words that are probably anti-semitic. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: That this book is anti-semetic. Surprise, surprise. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: The chapter actually ends with the protagonist saying he’s the most moral person ever. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Gertie had to pee We try to make reservations at TGI Fridays We've created 'Pump Corner' Listen Anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: When it came to physical abuse in the 20s, the only concern anyone had when a man hit a woman is that they have to call it a night. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

The story of cupids attempt to find love for a ghost. Learn more at: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Reading a book recommended to me 2 years ago by https://verisimilitudino.us/@baki We learn: Its basically the first season of Vanderpump Rules. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Once you know an author is racist, it’s all you think about while you read their crap. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-weird-tales-of-conan-the-barbarian-robert-e-howard/11824944?ean=9780486794884 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

I can’t believe that I’m going to say a sword and sorcery book is boring. But I am. Because it is. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-weird-tales-of-conan-the-barbarian-robert-e-howard/11824944?ean=9780486794884 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Its just more whimsey. What did you expect? It was written for kids. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

The only thing to be learned in these chapters is: Whimsy . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Never trust a flesh God . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

If you see your friends severed arm in the woods, don’t make it into a door knocker. At some point you have to take responsibility for your decisions. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

No romance section in the master bedroom for you this time- this is a kids book. Instead, I take you to the 'snuggle closet'. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Where I can finally read about a REALISTIC sexy party. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.tiffanyreisz.com/the-assistant Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse for more info Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

I'm done. This will teach me to never stray from the source material: 1983's 'Mickey's Christmas Carol' . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Where we wish we could write as beautifully as James Joyce. . . . We learn: James Joyce REALLY liked farts We let Matteo finally get laid Matteo has an intestinal fetish . . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I still hate rich kids The ghost of Christmas Future was just a prank by the other ghosts This book could have ended by now, but we gotta learn more about Tiny Tim. Ugh. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Charles Dickens had a rough childhood Dickens must have written with a thesaurus next to him to increase that word count My kid shows up to the sex room again . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Varicose veins in someone’s legs can look like they’re ‘winking’ at you I’ve just started burping while I read words. It’s a new low. My wife says Dicken’s books are so long because he’s being paid by the word. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

I figured I should read this at some point in my life. It's pretty much what you think it would be. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

The story of how pot pies can be a polarizing fruit. We learn that Derik can do tangents about cloth. Thanks for helping us make the episode: https://twitter.com/wabpod https://twitter.com/ratchetbookclub https://twitter.com/words_ideas_pod https://twitter.com/eltonreadsalot Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: That apparently people who are into Anime LOVE legs I was upbeat about finishing the story, until I had to keep reading it I vow to never read a sci-fi book from the 60s ever again. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Where Lucretia finally gets to prove herself. We learn: Being a Sporty Spice isn't possible if your dad doesn't let you play sports We got a big Christmas present for the world coming up Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: My 'fun fact' really killed the vibe of the episode This story is sapping the life out of me, I can't even get horny anymore I'm desperate to read Winnie the Poo now. Ugh. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I Go off on a long rant about Twitter Desperate to finish this turd, I read 3 chapters Longest episode ever. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I really can't stand this book I got to tell a Charles DICKens joke thanks to grunge.com This book just keeps creating new sci-fi words and names. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I REALLY hate reading this book I never get used to ridiculous 1960s sci-fi names Both daughter and wife INTERRUPT ME . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

This Halloween I've decided to copy 'CBS Radio Mystery Theater'- a show I grew up listening to in the 70s and 80s. Even down to the crappy audio and commercials. We learn: Just because you say you're a nurse, you're probably not. If you try hard enough, you can get actual Germans to be guests on your show. And my sister does a bizarre Minnesota accent. To hear a real episode go here and APPRECIATE how HARD I worked on this: https://www.cbsrmt.com/episode/935-if-i-can-t-have-you.html Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: We have a new segment called ‘what did we watch and why did it suck’. We decide that just because you fund a heist, doesn’t mean you get to be a part of it Gertie has sick-voice . . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I almost forgot to talk about seeing a satanic Do-wop band last week. E. Nesbit kinda sucked I don’t like Jerry Seinfeld . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/public-domain-texts/e-nesbit-john-charringtons-wedding.html . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Apparently all the ‘fun facts’ can be found in the Wikipedia page My daughter is a better host than me My kid will bust in while I’m in my master bedroom to show off her crochet hat . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/public-domain-texts/ambrose-bierce-the-spook-house.html . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Where Demonia’s Ashes-70 peep toe iridescent platforms with buckles are pivotal to the story . . . We learn: Gertie is officially a “Nuzzles” now. Gertrude decided to make this book about her Glen didn’t like emo kids in the 00’s . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: I’m married! Just like the people in this story. My 26 year old cat is dying. So that puts a damper on things. This story doesn’t really have a ‘specter bride’ like it promised. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/online-text-spectre-bride-william-harrison-ainsworth/ . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Thanks to the Canadian Spirit Podcast (@spirit_canadian on twitter) we learned what “Gentlehomo—” means "Gentle Homo sapiens" I have a cat that kills mice, but I won’t touch him. He’s gross This is the second book in my ‘career’ that I’ve considered dropping before I finish it. Thank GOD FOR OCTOBER SCARY STORIES MONTH . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Gertrude LOVES ‘Spice World’ Gertrude’s cat sneezes boogers all over Glen’s computer They have BIG plans that involve horrible music . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Apparently “Gentlehomo—” is a term that was made up for this book I start playing old commercials from the ‘80s because I’ve run out of ideas Apparently “Gentlehomo—” wasn’t supposed to be hilarious . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We roll for a new story and drank too much . . We learn: Gertrude had a tough time in the bathroom Glen learns the allure behind the Spice Girls . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Kids always get in the way Sci-Fi novels always have the worst names Gertie decides to turn my smoking room into a sewing room . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: The author is a horrible pedophile who ruined the lives of the kids he abducted. So I’m giving up on this book. My girlfriend gave me permission to officially drop this book The fairies had a orgy… that’s in the book. A book for kids. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end. Everything is racist all the time The lost boys apparently need 7 doors for their house. Because they’re morons I’m thinking about inception-ing my commercials with a 3rd layer of ads The author is a pedo . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end. I had to work fast- the bachelorette is on Tinkerbell actually wants to kill Wendy Everyone flying is a dick . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: I went back to the mansion Nothing STILL makes any sense If a fairy pees in your hand… you can use it. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Learn more about how to fight against the Supreme Court's decision by visiting https://www.podvoices.help/get-help I went back to the cabin for the 4th holiday Nothing STILL makes any sense The author added pixie dust to keep kids from killing themselves . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where we think of a name and read the finished story . . We learn: Gertrude got drunk while getting sushi It took a while, but we finally thought of a name Glen has to actually read this turd . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Nothing makes sense in this chapter This author might actually NOT be a dick Disney was a dick, and his company didn’t get better until 2008 . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where John finally gets a pool built, and proposes to the ghost. . . We learn: Gertrude is able to ruin even the most beautiful of songs Sex with a bat can be a kink Glen gets easily distracted by cats . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Lama’s CAN be racist Snipers can be anywhere at any time Sometimes you just gotta go where the waters take you . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/funnystories/comments/sv8zbd/the_preposterously_unlikely_plight_of_lucious_the/ . . You can find out more about spookybookiwrite: https://www.reddit.com/user/spookybookiwrite/ https://twitter.com/scarybookiwrite https://www.wattpad.com/user/tylermire . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes Where John takes the ghost out, and Gertie says potatoes can be sexual. . . Listen anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.start.page Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house