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We learn: I’ll never see Nates (from words about books) beautiful face Cowboys are also called “Cow-punchers” for some reason Cowboy sleuths always know who did the crime, they just let the guilty simmer in their guilt. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/pioneer-cattlemen-in-montana-the-story-of-the-circle-c-ranch-walt-coburn/11193951?ean=9780806142081 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d95aa2de-eff9-4ce6-bf85-bff9fa600e1d

We learn: Sometimes, Whiteclaws are disgusting Things can work out for the best- if you’re a doll Apparently theater kids are the most dangerous kids on earth Go on, read it for yourself: **https://www.amazon.com/Little-Wooden-Margery-Williams-Bianco-ebook/dp/B0D13P7DZ1** Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ee792c9a-cb7f-4b84-ae3f-32732edac546

We learn: You can catch a robot with good ‘ol fashioned sleuthing Saying “I don’t care how late it is” is an American tradition Yes, I take breaks from reading to watch TikTok Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/68377 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/228da724-e3dc-4949-a67a-0556acf7314b

We brainstormed a story about a man who LOVES Garfield. Listen Anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.com Paranormal smut writing for the discerning reader. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/b50dcd7b-fe48-4458-a6da-6b893c4f1f87

We learn: Pirates will always be fun-loving little scamps There’s a Long Johns Silver’s open by me that I will go to now In this story Tom Hanks will always be miserable? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8f0310ba-6599-4cdb-af2a-6ca7904526e4

We learn: Long John Silver is a smooth talking jerk I’m SUPPOSED to be on a PLANE I didn’t know you could use a corpse as a compass Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/0b3e0284-64c9-4737-a5db-4ec1c621a61c

We learn: Little boys can become big boys thanks to pirates I JUST want to swim in my white-trash pool Long John Silver is back at it Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/5f9b1b18-1b8b-4c4a-b9a0-a7ba340362b5

We learn: When you’ve been cleaning up blood all day, you want something different I’m going to get you go like my basement someday I don’t know if cutting the ship free is the smartest idea ever Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/6bef1357-7023-4a06-925b-623eae7c72ec

We learn: Action scenes back then were really weird I have no idea what holiday I’m celebrating tomorrow If your friend dies, just roll his body over to the corner of the room. it’s FINE. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/0578bca2-1558-4c73-8c41-d73b96bb5d3c

We learn: It’s storming out and I’m recording with the windows open, I don’t care if it sounds bad Our hero doesn’t tolerate the homeless Silver is the master of the ‘dangerous crutch’ technique Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/76031db7-aa02-4872-9399-a3b4f3191be6

We learn: I had to drive my kid back from college- that’s why I’m late Our hero isn’t going to be much of a pirate if he keeps snitching it’s totally normal to sit inside apple barrels while you eat an apple Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/7e9f07fb-8e16-454e-a443-5fff2bf039a4

We learn: I have to go to a high school play, of all goddamn things Our hero gets his act together Rich people LOVE adventure Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/11cf1f3f-8273-4238-9275-f1ec6f13d680

We learn: Your dad can die but man, pirates are so exciting that it almost doesn’t matter! I got a cat with a ‘bad back’ Who would have thought that a doctor can master pirates to well Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/43722b49-b290-4315-b7d2-21bfd1edbf37

We learn: World War 3 again? What a relief that the rabbit doesn’t get burned alive This book is about my stuffed Grover- and I’m still waiting for him to be real Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-velveteen-rabbit-margery-williams/48974?ean=9781398809314 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/95d9b55c-ba0c-4c53-abd5-e4ef4e079255

We learn: Sleep is for idiots I got a neighbor who is probably a Q-anon idiot I’m speed reading to try to get done before my idiot dog has to take a crap Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/asleep-in-armageddon-ray-d-bradbury/18347855?ean=9789355891983 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ced76362-9afc-4ac8-9b85-74de37c55ea1

We learn: Heathcliff FINALLY DIES After a whole winter in Minnesota without snow - we have a huge storm coming. Ugh. Was there really a time where wealthy shut-ins just wasted away and eventually married a cousin? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Read an article about it: https://www.vox.com/culture/2018/7/30/17629978/emily-bronte-200-birthday-wuthering-heights Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/cf06430f-e79a-4cfb-b049-38d0872c5ff1

We learn: Linton has actually managed to be more of a snot than usual My recording room is really echoey Lockwood is an incel Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/5c27209d-f284-4efb-940f-861b3249e882

We learn: Linton actually, somehow, seems to get MORE annoying My wife is sick and my house is burning hot How awkward is it to abduct someone and planning on keeping them for weeks when they’re ready to give you what you want in the first 5 minutes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/eb1743f2-401d-40f7-9f96-056d97059474

We learn: Cathy is just as much of an entitled turd as her mom There was an actual bird in my basement Linton is at Malfoy levels of getting on my nerves. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/b965d22b-678d-4d3b-bdb6-bc3855bd90f2

We learn: People just die, and not a lot of buildup happens for it. Getting through 4 chapters is draining Now the book is all about kids, like a Nickelodeon show Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Heathcliff is a self absorbed jerk. The kind of guy who paces around his basement listening to Attack Attack I’m putting dirty water into my CPAP now Catherine gets REALLY manipulative on her death bed Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Catherine gets delusional, and Nelly might have a crush My dishwasher is leaking Isabella is barely introduced and we already hear she’s going to die Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I got the WRONG CLOCK from Germany Guys, Heathcliff is BACK Does Heathcliff actually have a revenge plan? Or is he just talking a lot about it? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I finally conquor saying “Thrushcross Grange” Catherine is an affluent nanny-slapping, baby-shaking jerk I picked ‘phallus #5’ in Baldurs Gate Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Want to read a book from the point of view of a man writing what he can remember someone else telling him in his journal? I have a European cold Their might have been a ghost? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: You can make an airtight, spaceship-like capsule with just blankets Little boys still think about girls, even in the apocalypse I’m going to write a book called ‘The Power of Sitting’ Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-pail-of-air-fritz-leiber/11967340?ean=9781515405641 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Can Christmas be racist? Of course it can. You want to spend your Christmas listening to the longest short story in the world? You want to open presents with your family while you listen to me desperately trying not to say racist words? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/beasley-s-christmas-party-booth-tarkington/20625204?ean=9781835524398 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Another story where children are treated like adorable pets. There’s an open market for babies in the woods? I wasted my new Christmas decorating on a horrible story Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/christmas-eve-at-swamp-s-end-norman-duncan/6974744?ean=9781979327909 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Grandma baby-porn from the turn of the last century was horrible I’m GOING to GERMANY to drink beer from a glass boot and embarrass myself I’ve never read a commercial before until this story. I’m decorating for Christmas Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/69532 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: oh my god- after over two months, I finally finished the goddamn book. I think that Granny B is the biggest ‘7th virgin’ in this story. I’m GOING to GERMANY. We’re done here. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Kim is back! And it’s not looking good for Karensa This book is TOO LONG and I’m TRYING to get to Germany There are some dead bodies in the mine Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I can’t read a holiday story without worrying about pedophiles I’m learning horrible German phrases so I can get people in Germany to leave me alone the “Do it Yourself Home school” Website loves to push stories written by people who were home schooled Go on, read it for yourself: https://diyhomeschooler.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/b030f-8f374-e4369-7e7db-captain_christys_thanksgiving.pdf Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Or gimme some money: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Gestating the Curious Mind: Reads 'The Legend of Wolf-mommy' We wrote the book about a man with a werewolf for a penis. Enjoy. Listen Anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Karensa’s idiot kid accidently murders the drunk For some reason there are flies in my basement, which is normally a sign that my house has a demon in it. Karensa’s son dissapears- but then, it’s fine. So it’s a non-event. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Or gimme some money: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We come up with the idea that a man's phallus is actually the werewolf We learn: We bust out the Franzia for our comeback Turns out? 'whole body werewolves' are losers We're still podcastings 'first married couple' Listen Anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Karensa gets married to Johnny for almost no reason- but to piss his family off? She has a baby boy, and is all smug that she can now rule the abbas with an iron fist Tension is finally created when she realizes that if anything happens to Judeth, Justin and Mellyora could get married and have a kid - which will make Karensa useless. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: The whole “it was all a dream” concept has been around forever I didn’t come up with ANY spooky sound effects How can you drill holes in a boat while you’re swimming for your life? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-empty-house-and-other-ghost-stories-algernon-blackwood/355875?ean=9781790219377 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Apparently the Abbas is so amazing you’ll marry anyone to get into it. If you want to get into the abbas, you will consider marrying a rapist I have a flight at 4 in the morning and I’m still putting this episode out. Someday SOMEONE will appreciate the work I do. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I have to keep making the longest episodes in the world to get through this book before Christmas The mice in my basement are eating the peanut butter without getting caught in the traps Poor people feed off the misery of the rich Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: If someone’s sibling dies and you have the same name- you’re IN We’re 100 pages in and the story is kinda getting started The Twins won against stupid Texas! Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Rich people used to lay down traps for the poor The mice in my house have begun negotiations Make the rich kids work for YOU Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Rich kids are the worst It’s fall, and the mice are back I don’t trust this “Granny Bee” Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: This is like reading an episode of Friends I learned the phrase “throwing soft-boiled eggs at an electric fan” For some reason there is a bunch of egg references in this book Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/carry-on-jeeves-warbler-classics-annotated-edition-g-k-chesterton/19970747?ean=9781959891406 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I don’t know how this book works anymore Were the weasels tall, or weasel sized? My basement has gnats now. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Popularity in this world is based on how many bird-friends you have The author wouldn’t stop writing about the sea This toad is seriously 6 feet tall- he rode a HORSE, and drove a HUMAN CAR Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Animals have their own gods Toad is still an idiot Apparently toad is at least 5 feet tall and can wear a human woman's clothes? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: This Author REALLY hated sex Humans exist in this world, and they don’t seem to know or care about toads in small cars passing them on the road You can take a friend hostage, and apparently that’s legal. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: This author is just another monster writing children’s literature Leave it to grunge.com to tell me just how horrible this author is Badger is in the mob Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: This author was a jerk to his kid- because he based Toad on him. Mole is some unicorn that every other animal is after. If you can’t afford a little vest, you become a slave in this world. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

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