Nuzzle House

We learn: I’ve been told to stop caring and let the world see the real Glen I still hate reading this book I never knew a fight scene could be so boring. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/a79e7062-e48e-4fc5-a5e0-53cf6622c3bc

We learn: FUUUUUCK Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/dd04f726-3187-488b-b8b4-b54449d07e45

We learn: I guess a woman’s worth is based on if they look classy or not I’m just waiting for this book to go south so I can drop it and move on Apparently the height of a women matters- unless she’s hot. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/7545c8ee-7ad0-4f96-84ff-ba7d8a3effac

We learn: I’m an artist that likes to sit around and listen to his own stuff I can’t wait to get rid of these sweaty pumpkins Thank god we don’t need poetry anymore Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-raven-edgar-allen-poe/6603490?ean=9781941667132 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ecb9e158-c433-4834-b547-1354ace9e83f

We learn: If you live somewhere with a pronunciation that is complicated- don’t live there I’m drinking a cursed white claw I guess you can create the perfect crime- that your kids can watch? Go on, read it for yourself: https://baki.cc Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/65f850ff-0f84-484f-ad44-888fba9490f8

We learn: Don’t hike with someone who uses you as bear food I kinda didn’t like that I was reading some of this in a ‘funny voice’ Nature doesn’t care if you’re in love Go on, read it for yourself: https://baki.cc Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/f79d0e9e-b88f-429e-889b-ef4b3795ab4f

We learn: You never have to stop flirting with chicks- even if they’re dead My wet pumpkins are back Just because you shoot someone in the head, it doesn’t mean they’re dead yet. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-ghost-stories-of-ambrose-bierce-ambrose-bierce/10656164?ean=9781515427995 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d14bea05-39d3-454c-bd04-a31904731df5

We learn: I didn’t know you could ‘bury someone in space’ by just ejecting them into space I got bees in my house Apparently women’s legs can ‘twinkle’ Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books?affiliate=12554&keywords= Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/041bff81-f7bd-4b8e-9dd5-82a84d4d30dd

We learn: I hate that this author doesn’t think very highly of women I hate that our protagonist is horny all the time I hate that none of the characters have an opinion on this flower beyond “It’s unfortunate about the addiction” Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/88ccb8f7-b401-4543-850f-ff33443d9113

We learn: Just like a YouTuber, if you kill 33 people you can just apologize and get back to work Apparently a ‘spacer’ is a spaceship. I’m really hoping this book doesn’t normalize this sexual assault flower like Bill Cosby’s comedy routines did for the ‘Spanish fly’ in the 1970s Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8c7391ed-9e60-4c48-b3c7-a45a4f25c208

We learn: Just because something is short and punchy- doesn’t mean it’s good Maybe the author was only given 8 pages to write so this wasn’t their fault? I’m going to become a sweaty pig at the state fair tomorrow Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/70148 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/47ed20ee-0131-473d-ae94-7b3ca4890ee5

We learn: My wife sings along to ‘that thing you do’ movie- which is a solid 2 hours of singing the same song over, and over. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/74226 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/46a767f8-79c3-459f-b93b-44e7b0b1604c

We've decided to call this: 'The Afternoon of the Cursing at the Grocery Store of the Cat People' We read the story about a man who LOVES Garfield. Listen Anywhere: https://gestating-the-curious-mind.pinecast.co Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/0709df89-e606-44c2-b807-c01f362bdfd6

We learn: My science fiction was horse shit I’m not smart enough to understand this story I pee a lot and it’s FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/74205 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ad670d3e-7f47-4476-921c-fc769e9ccd9e

We learn: Drac and I are roughly the same age If you’re on a revenge spree- feel free to skip over people who aren’t as important Don’t be an elitist- flash fiction is FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 Visit https://www.nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. About Drac! Drac Von Stoller is the author of the series "31 Horrifying Tales From The Dead Volumes 1-7. Drac has over 2.6 million downloads of his short stories which are available as ebooks and audiobooks. Drac's website is included at the end of the biography for more information in greater detail. Drac's film anthology as “Host” is titled “Drac Von Stoller Presents Horrifying Tales From The Dead," and is available on Amazon Prime to rent or buy. Also, my anthology can be streamed for "Free" on Tubi at this link below https://tubitv.com/movies/621817/drac-von-stoller-s-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead-anthology Check out Drac Von Stoller's anthology film on Cinedigm's "New Horror Channel The Midnight Pulp" at the link below and please share with anyone. https://www.midnightpulp.com/details/1000000009206/Drac-Von-Stoller's-Horrifying-Tales-From-The-Dead Also, streaming on Cineverse which has over 80 million monthly visitors. https://www.cineverse.com/details/1000000009206/Drac-Von-Stoller's-Horrifying-Tales-From-The-Dead Check out Drac Von Stoller's "New Website!" at this link below. https://stollekl.wixsite.com/drac/ The Salon article that started it all for me: https://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/ Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/da9e532c-f6db-46e7-a9af-25ec80885415

We learn: Anderson wasn’t a pervert- he was FINE Children's stories have kids suffering to the point of absurdity The pig was from hell Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fairy-tales-of-hans-christian-andersen-hans-christian-andersen/7147043?ean=9781515401339 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/eb156a21-1bb1-4995-b25f-5250d91ada0c

We learn: I’ll never see Nates (from words about books) beautiful face Cowboys are also called “Cow-punchers” for some reason Cowboy sleuths always know who did the crime, they just let the guilty simmer in their guilt. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/pioneer-cattlemen-in-montana-the-story-of-the-circle-c-ranch-walt-coburn/11193951?ean=9780806142081 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/d95aa2de-eff9-4ce6-bf85-bff9fa600e1d

We learn: Sometimes, Whiteclaws are disgusting Things can work out for the best- if you’re a doll Apparently theater kids are the most dangerous kids on earth Go on, read it for yourself: **https://www.amazon.com/Little-Wooden-Margery-Williams-Bianco-ebook/dp/B0D13P7DZ1** Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ee792c9a-cb7f-4b84-ae3f-32732edac546

We learn: You can catch a robot with good ‘ol fashioned sleuthing Saying “I don’t care how late it is” is an American tradition Yes, I take breaks from reading to watch TikTok Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/68377 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/228da724-e3dc-4949-a67a-0556acf7314b

We brainstormed a story about a man who LOVES Garfield. Listen Anywhere: https://nuzzlehouse.com Paranormal smut writing for the discerning reader. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/b50dcd7b-fe48-4458-a6da-6b893c4f1f87

We learn: Pirates will always be fun-loving little scamps There’s a Long Johns Silver’s open by me that I will go to now In this story Tom Hanks will always be miserable? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/8f0310ba-6599-4cdb-af2a-6ca7904526e4

We learn: Long John Silver is a smooth talking jerk I’m SUPPOSED to be on a PLANE I didn’t know you could use a corpse as a compass Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/0b3e0284-64c9-4737-a5db-4ec1c621a61c

We learn: Little boys can become big boys thanks to pirates I JUST want to swim in my white-trash pool Long John Silver is back at it Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/5f9b1b18-1b8b-4c4a-b9a0-a7ba340362b5

We learn: When you’ve been cleaning up blood all day, you want something different I’m going to get you go like my basement someday I don’t know if cutting the ship free is the smartest idea ever Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/6bef1357-7023-4a06-925b-623eae7c72ec

We learn: Action scenes back then were really weird I have no idea what holiday I’m celebrating tomorrow If your friend dies, just roll his body over to the corner of the room. it’s FINE. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/0578bca2-1558-4c73-8c41-d73b96bb5d3c

We learn: It’s storming out and I’m recording with the windows open, I don’t care if it sounds bad Our hero doesn’t tolerate the homeless Silver is the master of the ‘dangerous crutch’ technique Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/76031db7-aa02-4872-9399-a3b4f3191be6

We learn: I had to drive my kid back from college- that’s why I’m late Our hero isn’t going to be much of a pirate if he keeps snitching it’s totally normal to sit inside apple barrels while you eat an apple Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/7e9f07fb-8e16-454e-a443-5fff2bf039a4

We learn: I have to go to a high school play, of all goddamn things Our hero gets his act together Rich people LOVE adventure Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/11cf1f3f-8273-4238-9275-f1ec6f13d680

We learn: Your dad can die but man, pirates are so exciting that it almost doesn’t matter! I got a cat with a ‘bad back’ Who would have thought that a doctor can master pirates to well Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/treasure-island-unabridged-and-fully-illustrated-robert-louis-stevenson/14650478?ean=9781789431032 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/43722b49-b290-4315-b7d2-21bfd1edbf37

We learn: World War 3 again? What a relief that the rabbit doesn’t get burned alive This book is about my stuffed Grover- and I’m still waiting for him to be real Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-velveteen-rabbit-margery-williams/48974?ean=9781398809314 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/95d9b55c-ba0c-4c53-abd5-e4ef4e079255

We learn: Sleep is for idiots I got a neighbor who is probably a Q-anon idiot I’m speed reading to try to get done before my idiot dog has to take a crap Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/asleep-in-armageddon-ray-d-bradbury/18347855?ean=9789355891983 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/ced76362-9afc-4ac8-9b85-74de37c55ea1

We learn: Heathcliff FINALLY DIES After a whole winter in Minnesota without snow - we have a huge storm coming. Ugh. Was there really a time where wealthy shut-ins just wasted away and eventually married a cousin? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Read an article about it: https://www.vox.com/culture/2018/7/30/17629978/emily-bronte-200-birthday-wuthering-heights Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/cf06430f-e79a-4cfb-b049-38d0872c5ff1

We learn: Linton has actually managed to be more of a snot than usual My recording room is really echoey Lockwood is an incel Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/5c27209d-f284-4efb-940f-861b3249e882

We learn: Linton actually, somehow, seems to get MORE annoying My wife is sick and my house is burning hot How awkward is it to abduct someone and planning on keeping them for weeks when they’re ready to give you what you want in the first 5 minutes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/eb1743f2-401d-40f7-9f96-056d97059474

We learn: Cathy is just as much of an entitled turd as her mom There was an actual bird in my basement Linton is at Malfoy levels of getting on my nerves. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/b965d22b-678d-4d3b-bdb6-bc3855bd90f2

We learn: People just die, and not a lot of buildup happens for it. Getting through 4 chapters is draining Now the book is all about kids, like a Nickelodeon show Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Heathcliff is a self absorbed jerk. The kind of guy who paces around his basement listening to Attack Attack I’m putting dirty water into my CPAP now Catherine gets REALLY manipulative on her death bed Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Catherine gets delusional, and Nelly might have a crush My dishwasher is leaking Isabella is barely introduced and we already hear she’s going to die Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I got the WRONG CLOCK from Germany Guys, Heathcliff is BACK Does Heathcliff actually have a revenge plan? Or is he just talking a lot about it? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I finally conquor saying “Thrushcross Grange” Catherine is an affluent nanny-slapping, baby-shaking jerk I picked ‘phallus #5’ in Baldurs Gate Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Want to read a book from the point of view of a man writing what he can remember someone else telling him in his journal? I have a European cold Their might have been a ghost? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wuthering-heights-emily-bronte/17467979?ean=9781912714070 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: You can make an airtight, spaceship-like capsule with just blankets Little boys still think about girls, even in the apocalypse I’m going to write a book called ‘The Power of Sitting’ Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-pail-of-air-fritz-leiber/11967340?ean=9781515405641 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Can Christmas be racist? Of course it can. You want to spend your Christmas listening to the longest short story in the world? You want to open presents with your family while you listen to me desperately trying not to say racist words? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/beasley-s-christmas-party-booth-tarkington/20625204?ean=9781835524398 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Another story where children are treated like adorable pets. There’s an open market for babies in the woods? I wasted my new Christmas decorating on a horrible story Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/christmas-eve-at-swamp-s-end-norman-duncan/6974744?ean=9781979327909 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Grandma baby-porn from the turn of the last century was horrible I’m GOING to GERMANY to drink beer from a glass boot and embarrass myself I’ve never read a commercial before until this story. I’m decorating for Christmas Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/69532 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: oh my god- after over two months, I finally finished the goddamn book. I think that Granny B is the biggest ‘7th virgin’ in this story. I’m GOING to GERMANY. We’re done here. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Kim is back! And it’s not looking good for Karensa This book is TOO LONG and I’m TRYING to get to Germany There are some dead bodies in the mine Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: I can’t read a holiday story without worrying about pedophiles I’m learning horrible German phrases so I can get people in Germany to leave me alone the “Do it Yourself Home school” Website loves to push stories written by people who were home schooled Go on, read it for yourself: https://diyhomeschooler.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/b030f-8f374-e4369-7e7db-captain_christys_thanksgiving.pdf Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Or gimme some money: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Gestating the Curious Mind: Reads 'The Legend of Wolf-mommy' We wrote the book about a man with a werewolf for a penis. Enjoy. Listen Anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

We learn: Karensa’s idiot kid accidently murders the drunk For some reason there are flies in my basement, which is normally a sign that my house has a demon in it. Karensa’s son dissapears- but then, it’s fine. So it’s a non-event. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Listen anywhere: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Or gimme some money: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house