Matty & PJ - The Podcast

What are you kicking to 2025 because it's too hard right now? Group Therapy: I don't want to take part in the work secret santa... PJ spilled pickle juice on her friends couch, what was the worst spill you've had? Reminiscing on the best NZ TV adds from the 80s - through to now! Matty wants to know why people slow down to 0 when going over speed bumps See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the strangers note that was left? Matty wants to know why mostly women follow him on instagram What did you complain about, and what was the pay off? What was your Christmas Tree disaster? Can Matty FINALLY be beaten in a TV Show Quiz game? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty & PJ recap their trip in Hawkes Bay and at Church Road Winery What did you forget before the trip? We gave away a trip to Bali! Battle of the Hits - Beyonce edition! PJ critiques Matty's walk, as he's been called out for "mincing" down the road... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Has anyone seen PJS Gender Reveal balloon?! What was the stuff up on the job? We get shark expert Riley Elliot on to see if Matty's husband Ryan should be worried about his Ocean Swim this weekend! Are You A? Car salesperson... Matty was stuck with an oversharing neighbour this morning See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty is Air BnBing his house and he's worried about having strangers in the house We ask Chat GPT what celeb Matty & PJ look like! Meme Girls: our new segment & the meme today, what was your cooking disaster? PJ has a coughing fit on air... PJ's Gender reveal accidentally got ruined! When did you let the cat out of the bag? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's still cheating on his old barber... When did you get told off in front of a crowd? Peoples Poll: Racing the google maps to see if you can beat it Group Therapy: Flatmate is stealing my butter! "Back in my day...", what used to fly but doesn't anymore? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you get sucked in by the up-sell? PJ's big Auckland trip includes her visiting the mall What did you have to do with your ex after you broke up? We make amends with caller Nadia who had beef with Dame Susan Devoy - Susy apologies to Nadia! People's Poll: Would you have a massage in the mall? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is your claim to fame? Matty is OUT of the Santa Parade... sabotage from a listener we trusted! Battle of The Hits: Dance Floor bangers! Matty's rant about TV show seasons When did you get too cocky? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ needs gender reveal ideas! People's Poll: Mutli tasking when you're on a work zoom call Silly grudges that you should just let go of PJs supermarket dance Are you A.. Beauty Therapist? Matty & PJ try to guess by only asking a few questions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the mistake of mistaken identity? The People's Poll: When you need to go to the bathroom, do you announce what you're going to do? Our new segment, Meme Girls! We share a meme, and turn it into a phone topic (what do you not know in your job that you should know? Matty wants to know if you also thank Chat GPT after you use it What was the bizarre thing that someone stole from you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you try and get your partner into that didn't fly? PJ has a 60 second pregnancy rage to whinge about everything pissing her off Group Therapy: Should I tell my boss that my co-worker is working on their side hustle at work? Matty's turned into a busy-body old woman What is your crazy coincidence? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you know someone who eats something differently? The People's Poll: Are you an envelope household? Matty's TV Takeover game! Our Coldplay review + Dylan the fan who got to sing with Chris Martin! Matty & PJ roast eachother on what it would be if someone said you were "pulling a PJ/Matty" What did you order vs what did you get? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you get caught with your pants down? People's Poll: Have you ever walked out of a movie or a show? Battle of The Hits: Miley Cyrus edition! PJ's petrol station observation What happened in the work bathroom? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can PJ guess who the cough belongs to? (after she coughed and got called out in a team meeting this morning) Is Matty out of the Mariah Carey game? Jono, Ben & Megan confront him What did you accidentally bid on? Are You a... Firefighter? Or can you convince Matty & PJ you are?! Matty got busted getting takeaways See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ needs advice on thank you gestures When did you DM a celebrity? Matty brings up when PJ was on First Dates NZ, and there's some audio... Mariah Carey update - one of us is again out of the game! Matt the boss got humbled HARD by his toddler - when did a kid humble you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Benefits of having rich friends Producer Sara is out of the Mariah Carey game!! PJ lost her phone, what did you because of mum brain? Matty always cuts his veges in a certain way, and he wants to know if everyone does it like this? Group Therapy: Christmas with the family - do I have to go? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How last minute did you get the call up? The People's Poll: Adding someone on social media after only meeting them once? We have an update on the Mariah Carey game Jono, Ben & Megan! Matty tried a new sport, and doesn't know if it's for him... Andy Ellis joins the show, and he knows PJs brothers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tell us your number plate, we'll try guess what it is... Matty prank calls his friend to ask why he's not on the invite list for his 30th... The Final No Funny No Money ever!! Cassie Henderson performs live! Can we sabotage the Mariah Carey game with Jono, Ben & Megan? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What low level thing do you think should be banned? PJ's etiquette question about age Are You A... Barista? Or can you fool Matty & PJ that you are? Matty's first laser appointment! Of the... area The People's Poll: How often do you shower? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's "how are you? "good!" observation How stingy are you? Battle of The Hits - USA America themed for the Election! Matty tries to lip read PJ without hearing, after he admits he's amazing at lip reading... and yes, he fails What was found in the bin? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's Auckland Half Marathon update! How far did you travel for a meeting/appointment? Group Therapy: Should I tell the girl dating my ex that he's a cheater? What's the one thing you've never lived down? Jack Tame joins us live from the US ahead of the election! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Charlie's first day at childcare! We heard Jono, Ben & Megan are playing a Christmas game... and we want in! Finish Me Off, but a caller ends up having to help PJ What did you accidently swallow? 90's objects that kids these days don't recognise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the weirdest thing you've seen someone doing in their car? Matty finally returned the phone he found on the road When was the unexpected inheritance? Matty calls PJ out for her parking tickets People's Poll: Paying for sparkling water? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When are you still told off by your parents? How did you cover up a big secret? Are You A... Personal Trainer? PJ and her husband have over committed When did you falsely accuse your partner of cheating? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ has a big announcement! Matty had a proud moment - when did you save the day? Producer Sara has a bone to pick with Matty.. What not to do with your email address What did you order vs what did you get? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty needs validation over something that happened on the weekend... The People's Verdict! Group Therapy: Two job opportunities, how do I chose? Matty's Shout: still unbeaten in our TV show quiz! People's Poll: If you're sent to get something & can't quite find it, do you get something similar? Matty brings back science chat to talk about possible aliens on Mars?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where Am I makes a return! Long weekend edition No Funny, No Money, did PJ laugh? Advice for PJ and her husband for a loooong weekend road trip together The People's Poll: PJ's husband is a co host haha Hit Or Miss: All the topics are chosen by BJ, PJs husband See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drastic transformations from age 21 to now The People's Poll: When you see someone far away from the lift but trying to get in, do you hold the door open for them? Are you A... security guard? PJs had a disaster morning Matty walked in on something he wishes he didn't... what did you wish you didn't see? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After PJ spoke at a primary school and had the best morning tea, she wanted to know: which job has the best food perks? The People's Poll: What do you do if you find a lost phone on a random street Continuing on the BJ prank, we get Theresea Healy from Shorty St to give BJ coaching lessons... Matty needs running/shaving advice When did the wedding speech go too far? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After we pranked PJs husband yesterday, we ask businesses to call up and see if BJ could voice their adds People's Poll: Finishing food your friend has taken a bite out of? Group Therapy: Been with someone for 7 years, not married yet... but not sure if they want to be Matty throws PJ under the bus with an off-air chat... When did you get sent a message not meant for you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After the Dunedin Airport sign went viral, Matty tries to hug people in the office for as long as possible PJ needs advice before going freedom camping Matty & PJ prank BJ into thinking he's been called up for some voicing work When did you think you nailed the gift? The People's Poll: Is sharing headphones with someone yuck? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty MC’d a corporate event and he pulled a PJ Rekindling with a high school bully? When did you catch a baddy in the act? Should PJ buy a second-hand mattress We chat with with AIi Williams from Auckland FC! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJs suspicious looking photo at the airport The winner of CTI joins the show! (No, not matty haha) Can Matty and PJ guess... are you a Dentist? Matty has a breakdown about being late Getting a real estate agent to clean your house for you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJs car is a bit of a dump... We open up the people pleaser hotline! We can help you confront someone Group Therapy: Friend group dramas PJ has an etiquette question on hosting friends Matty has a lawn mowing update! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you want to biff of your partners that isn't aesthetically pleasing? BJS bought some content to the show! Finish Me Off: PJ absolutely butches movie quotes Group Therapy: we catch up with a caller from MONTHS ago who had a dilemma with a dog pooping on her lawn everyday and she couldn't catch them.. well there's been a massive update Matty's got a bone to pick with PJ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When were your parents brutally honest? David Fisher joins us to talk about his new Podcast on a Catfisher! PJ saw something of her husband's dad's, that she wishes she didn't... Why does everyone have to thank Beyonce at the moment? When did you get out of the fine? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's your weird quirky idiosyncrasy? People's Poll: Would you want to be on the jury? Are you A? Builder... can Matty & PJ stereotype you? Matty's husband Ryan got a SPECIAL gift on his birthday Unorthodox Funeral moments See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's your secret code word/language with your partner/friends? Matty's committed a cardinal couples sin... Matty tests PJ on the Laneway line up (is this artist real or fake? Cause some of the names these days are WHAAAT?) Battle of The Hits: Craig David edition! John Campbell joins the show to talk his new show and catch up with old mate Matty! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is why we can't have nice things.. how soon after the purchase did you wreck something? Ryan's asked Matty not to do this one thing anymore Group Therapy: How do I support my partner who isn't actively working and contributing financially! How soon is too soon in a relationship? Apparently you shouldn't do this if you're over the age of 25... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An update on Matty & PJ's holiday week! After PJS chaotic flight with Charlie, when do you wish you could just wear the invisibility cloak? When did your partner get the memo SO wrong? Can ANYONE beat Matty in a TV Show Quiz? What did you discover before anyone else? PJ is feeling protective about Adam Brody! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got a bonus episode for Matty and PJ listeners that we wanted to share with you today! Our very own PJ has a brand-new podcast - Slow It Down. The podcast is designed to be a moment of me time for busy lives and a weekly dose of wholesome to inspire a grounded existence. If you like it, follow the show on iHeartRadio or wherever you listen to podcasts. About the show: Life is fast. Information is overwhelming. We seem busier and more anxious than ever. Introducing ‘Slow It Down’. A time to chill, wind down and join a space that inspires people to live authentically and slow it down. A hub for living more consciously and incorporating mindful practices and rituals in an achievable way. The aim is to showcase guests who have chosen to live a more balanced lifestyle mixed in with experts who offer tangible tips and tricks to feel a little more zen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJs awkward plane moment What was the faux pas at the work event? Mitch James pops in to announce his retirement from music! PJs birthday surprise for Matty! When did you accidentally bump into a celebrity? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty took his Tupperware to a cafe, the text machine ROASTED him Hilarious comedian David Walliams joined the show! Can Matty & PJ guess if you're a sales rep? When did you accidentally steal something? What did you spontaneously buy? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it hard being hot? We try and find someone qualified to answer the question you've always wanted to know! Battle of the Hits but this time it's up to fate... Jazz Thorton on mental health When did you discover a secret relationship? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you become obsessed with something that your partner bought for themselves? We trap our boss in a conversation with Air NZ to try and convince him we need a Koru membership! Group Therapy: Your friend group has gone on a girls trip without you...what do you do? Should you still listen to an ex's playlist? Wildest job stories See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you absolutely put your foot in it? How to stop doom scrolling! Finish Me Off (Friends themed quotes for PJ to celebrate the 30th anniversary!) PJs husband BJ reckons he has better content ideas than us, so we get him to pitch his ideas! What made you realise you've turned into your parents? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ nearly missed the show and the Hall Ball! We catch up with the band ahead of our Hall Ball How long has it been since you've caught up with someone you've been meaning to? Matty & PJ crack at No Funny No Money... What did you accidentally say to your boss? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We chat to the unofficial mayor of Te Mata, getting ready for our Hall Ball in Te Mata tomorrow! PJ's son... the cat... and the washing mahcine - when did you JUST avoid disaster? Are you A... courier driver? Or can you convince Matty & PJ that you are? Matty's friend went CHRISTMAS SHOPPING this week, is it too soon? What's the HARDEST thing about being an adult? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How did Matty go getting his bush trimmed? Is it rude to be on the phone while being served at the shop counter? Battle of the Hits: the winner gets their song on the Hits playlist! What outfits should Matty & PJ wear to the Hall Ball The weirdest thing you've found at an Op Shop See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ had an awkward store encounter We talk to Carlena who nominated Te Mata for the Hall Ball! Group Therapy: Moving for someone you've just started dating? A psychic medium joins the show to decipher Matty's doodles PJ said the worst thing she could say to her father-in-law about his work See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.