Matty & PJ - The Podcast

Am I a Weirdo? I collect Metro Magazine's even though I don't read them, because I want to help save the company... Can you beat Matty at TV shows? What were your online shopping mistakes? Christopher Luxon calls up to try and help solve our low level gripes (e.g bring back The Goodnight Kiwi!) after he stated following Matootles on instagram Matilda's daughter forgot to tell her something really important... Matty has an earnest chat about friendship See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you lie on a job application and get found out? Battle of the Hits: Songs that have been in movies An update on Te Mata Hall and how the remodel has been since we threw the Hall Ball! Matilda and Art's lawnmover is called Mowtilda Lucy Lawless joins us to talk all things "My Life is Murder S5" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What woke you up in the middle of the night?  Are You A Nanny? The thing your partner always says to you Matty accidentally signed himself up for a Ted Talk The People's Poll - What's the sexiest uniform? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you put your foot in it? Matilda gives a shout out to the nurses! Matilda's a Type B Mum When is it okay to ask someone their age? Meme Girls - what was your go to prank as a kid? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When someone says "please tell so and so I say hi", do you always tell them?  When did you get the giggles at an inappropriate time? Matty does a specific thing when he plays Wordle. Does it count as cheating?  Group Therapy: My boss won't let me have annual leave... Producer Sara witnessed someone buying one coke at the dairy and asking the dairy owner to scan it twice... But why? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you overreact? Producer Sara got towed in a dodgy situation last week, so we talk to Consumer NZ to check if what happened was legal!  What did your partner unexpectedly come home with? When did you get the address wrong?  The People's Poll: If someone has stayed in your spare room for only one night, do you bother changing the sheets? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Am I a Weirdo? The People's Poll: Do you drink out of a can or pour it into a glass? When did the event not meet your expectation? What is the most annoying group of people at a cafe? Matilda rants about... pea chips... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is the most generous thing you have ever done as a friend? The People's Poll: Eating lunch in your tuppaware container or putting into a bowl/plate Give us your headline - and we'll pick one of you to call back for the full story! Are You A - Executive Assisant? Or can you convince us you are? Producer Sara's towing nightmare! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are the rules you got from your parents that you've now carried into adulthood? What did your bad memory cost you? The moment Matty finds out whether or not Mariah Carey did not make it through to the next round in Best Song Ever Group Therapy - my friends forgot my birthday! Should I care? Matty's husband co-hosts the show!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We saw on Instagram today that PJ burnt her cooking to a crisp after boasting about it, when were you immediately humbled? Producer Sara on "Keeping up with the O'Dwyers"  - day 3 of her living at home again What was the noise, and what did it interrupt? Can you beat Matty at TV and James did!!! Finally! The People's Poll - Is it okay to go to the zoo as an adult, without kids? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are the insults your kids have said to you without realising? The People's Poll: Do you ever clean the lint tray in the washing machine/dryer? Am I A Weirdo? We ask this week - picking your nail skin off? Kiwi band Borderline join us to chat their new EP out today! Matty's been cutting his nails at work! Thoughts? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did a stranger tell off your kid? Ryan has left something for 5 days now, so Matty gets Matilda to be his "lawyer"  We open up the Ick Files  - what is your ick dating story? Are You A Zookeeper? Or can you convince us you are? Sara's mum has an interesting way to keep Pukeko's away from their home  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's nightmare of a morning Meme Girls: What surprised you about getting older? Matilda needs to rant... about CHEESE! What's the niche thing that upsets your kid? What was your weird injury? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When was the gift a failure? Group Therapy: Girls trip not going to plan, should I speak up? Matty found out Ryan left out a SHOCKING detail out of a story, what did your partner leave out of the story? The People's Poll: Quirky signs on bathrooms - love or hate them? Matty asks Producer Sara if he was in the right in this situation and she is shocked! No! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's husband Ryan bid on and took home three silent auctions because he got excited! The People's Poll: Pushing the button multiple times at the crossing? What can you NOT do with your partner anymore? Matilda tries to pull off the phrase "Leshgoooo" Producer Sara needs advice for moving back home!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you capture something amazing? Ryan bit Matty on the shoulder and insisted it's a normal thing... What was you copy and paste disaster? The People's Poll: Do you leave the silicia gel packet in the product you use till the end, or chuck it out immediately? Matilda's portaloo See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mistaken Identity again from Matty - He just keeps embarrassing himself Peoples Poll - Paying for street parking - When do you do it and when don't you pay? When did you try to help but actually made things so much worse. Red Flags from Hyrox... You will not believe what this husband did!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: When did you follows someone's advice and how did it go? The People's Poll: Changing your plans to avoid awkwardly walking next to someone? What happened in the interview? Worst time you ran into a friend? Whitney Rose and Teresa Guidice from Real Housewives on the new show, Bring back my Wives! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda’s craft project was bad! What were you underwhelmed by? Ryan’s (Matty's Husband) been filming Matty doing what?! Group Therapy: School Holiday edition Matty needs your help with a costume idea How did you impress a crush? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's rugby watching experience error What important event did you miss? What are some expressions you remember being used by your family, friends that are unique?  Matilda's dad joins the show! Matty takes on a listener in a TV show competition. Matty won! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Week 1 of school holidays done and Matildas kids join them in studio Rikki Reid joins the show with her new song out now  The phrases we all say but why?  Your gruesome injuies  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's insane rush to the movies last night What happened when a tradie was there? Matty's run was interrupted by constant messages on his phone Movies that ruined your childhood Matilda's smutty book See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What is your weird food treat? Matty's been popping gummy pills without checking what they are The phrase you didn't know until later in life What did you say yes to that you found out later, was different than what you thought? People's Poll: Room temp or cold water? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When were you SO sure you were right, but you weren't What was the backhanded compliment you received? Group Therapy: Is it okay to want to be a stay at home woman without kids? What feels embarrassing but isn't? Matty says hello to his new Chat GPT bot! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you try to discipline your kids but couldn't help but laugh? The People's Poll: How many standard drinks do you have a week? When did you miss the memo?   What was the story behind the tattoo? Matilda under-catered for brunch at hers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda made Producer Sara help her go with manual labour Connie from Sneaky Sound System joins us to talk her upcoming performance at Synthony! Battle of the Hits: Sneaky Sound System addition!  Ben from JBM took us off air the other day, what was your big work mistake?  Our How To Train Your Dragon trip to Florida winner! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did a stranger step in to help you? Matty had a freak out, and nearly thought he lost his car! Are You A Mechanic? Or can you convince us you are?  What's the simple thing you can't master? What was the classic game you played as a kid? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda didn't eat friut or veges until she was WHAT AGE?! What is your crazy coincidence story? Meme Girls: What was the weird reason you had to leave work early? People's Poll: Bringing your lunch to work? Matilda is heading to a very niche event tonight See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happened with the proposal? Matty & Matilda try Banana on Pizza! Group Therapy: my son isn't allowed to hang out with someone's daughter - please help! What are your public no-nos? Matilda tries out her wink on people in the public... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda got a call, her son Milo has cut his hair at school! What was the call from the school? The People's Poll: PDA? Did Matilda lie to Art about what she doing? What did you see in someone else's car? Also Matilda admits she picks her nose and eats it! Matty drove to work on empty empty - will he make it home? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What got lost in translation? Battle of The Hits: Road Trip edition Mils Muliaina on the Super Rugby this weekend! Are You A Cop? or can you convince us you are? What were the consequences of being late?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leigh Hart joins us to talk about his Snackachangi mission! Am I a weirdo? Meme Girls: When did you immediately regret your outfit? We speak to Megan about where she is hiding as the Rogue! What was your map mishap? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you pretend to love at the start of the relationship? The People's Poll: Should you pay for someone if you invite them to an event? Or they should they cover their ticket? What WILD story have you heard at a salon/beauty place? Steph won $1000 on The Alpha Quiz! Which man category does Matty fall into? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matildas recap of Field Days When did you just give in to the kids? The People's Poll: Should business class be child free? Matty's Mid Winter Christmas was ruined! Have you ever said no to a proposal? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Battle of the Hits with Keyzie from Hauraki Big Show Synthony Edition!  Matilda needs advice for Field Days, what should she wear, how should she talk?! When was the surprise ruined? Matty's a BIG suck up, and Matilda calls him out Producer Sara found Money on the floor at work... finders keepers? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our CEO Boggsy joins us to give advice before we play 'Are You A CEO', will he help us weed out the liars? Your irrational fears Keyzie from The Big Show on Hauraki joins us to set up Battle of The Hits: Origins vs Full Metal Orchestra! What's your go-to remedy when you're sick? What's the thing that seemed SO cool when you were younger that kids these days would laugh at See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What is a story from your life that sounds like a movie? Gerard Butler joins the show ahead of How to Train Your Dragon out in cinemas + he rates Matilda's now infamous Scottish accent Matilda needs ideas to make it up to Art after he had to cancel his massage because she had to work! Matty's multi tasking morning The People's Poll: Pot Luck dinner - allocated dish or choose yourself? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cringy/cheesy signs in your house  Group Therapy: My friend keeps wanting to get back with her awful ex, help! Matty has a challenge for Matilda & Producer Sara What was the office mystery (used undies were found on Producer Sara's desk?!?!?!) The People's Poll: Is there a right way to go down a supermarket aisle? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jemma won our Hits 20k Bingo Matilda has had a moving house disaster We get an update on Matty's run over the weekend Matty's Uber Driver calls us - What did he leave in the uber..... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ left her keys in Auckland and Matty had to try and get them to her... we want to know what length did you go to to get something back? Battle of The Hits: Bruno Mars - Matty vs a listener Matty is about to do a relay race this weekend in Taupo! The People's Poll: Driver or passenger? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How bad did the speech go? Are You A Arborist? Or can you convince Matty & Matilda you are? Chris Parker on his new comedy show, and why he's obsessed with malls! Matilda's last minute shopping drama PJ joins the show ahead of the NZ Radio Awards! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you accidentally spend money on? The People's Poll: Would you want a movie version of your favourite TV Show? What's your go-to story you always pull out? Who visited Matilda in the middle of the night?! Morgan Penn joins us ahead of season three of her Podcast, Sex.Life! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did Matty & Matilda do together on Sunday?!  Matilda can't work out how to leave the petrol pump in without holding it Group Therapy: my siblings have been borrowing money but I also need money... Matty's games night against a group of kids Producer Sara woke up to what felt like a TOOTH coming through! What happened to you in the middle of the night? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the craziest thing you've seen on the roads? The People's Poll: Do you pay for petrol at the pump, in the app or in store? Matty & Matilda had a movie date this morning What are the hazards in your job? We go straight to Timaru after finding out they have the best tasting water in NZ!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Sara gives the update on how the secret Lorde sessions were last night! I love my pet, but... Why did Matty have to work out in his clothes? PJ had another sexy dream about Matty... What was the awkward first date story? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What did you think would be a bigger problem when you were a kid? The People's Poll: Does the week start on a Sunday or a Monday? What have you started and not finished? Matty went to the movies last night and someone next to him even though there were a ton of spare seats... Rob Sarkies, the Director of the new Pike River movie joins us to share all See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What reputation do you have that you can't shake off? Dennam & Felicia got married at aged 88 and 99 last month after meeting in the nursing home, and they share their love story! Group Therapy: My partner keeps stealing my spotlight, what should I do? Matilda burped on air last week, we confront her about it Matty & Matilda do their best audition for the new Hunger Games movie! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda's made a new adult friend, but how do you keep the friendship up?  Kiwi musician Georgia Lines joins us to talk her new single Wonderful Life! The Sleuth Booth: The final key update, what could the random key Producer Sara found REALLY unlock? She goes to the locksmith...  I'm THIS old, and I still ask my parents, what? The People's Poll: Licking the baking bowl, when you're an adult? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you buy something and immediately regret it? Are You A Locksmith? Or can you lie to Matilda & Matilda that you are? Matty & Matilda's Sleuth Booth: We STILL don't know where this random key Producer Sara found in her bag is from, but we give our next lead a call, a very famous NZer! Matty had a hero moment in front of Dame Lisa Carrington and Dan Carter Matilda's case of mistaken identity See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you advocate to get changed and it actually did? Group Therapy: I'm in an age gap relationship and I'm worried for when we have kids What did you do before your big significant birthday? The People's Poll: When you are going somewhere but don't have time to stop in, do you tell your friends/family you're in town or not? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.