Matty & PJ - The Podcast

What's the weirdest item you've used to clean something up? Matty & Matilda ask AI to read their coffee cups remnants! Sleuth Booth: We send Matilda on location to try the key in the bike locker room! Matty's been eating ALL the lollies in ther work lolly jar What's the laziest thing you've ever done? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda and Producer Sara went to Pub Choir last night Matilda tries Kiwi Onion Dip live on air for the first time... and Matty is shocked at her reaction The annoying partners hotline, dob them in! The People's Poll: Placing your order ahead of time at a restaurant? Sleuth Booth: An update on the random key we've got! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda has never had this ICONIC kiwi dish, and Matty's never been to The All Blacks! Sleuth Booth: Producer Sara found a random key in her bag, and we try it out around the building to see what it might open! Are You A Physio? Or can you convince us you are? The worst major work screw ups Will Swinton, kiwi singer joins us ahead of opening for Myles Smith tonight! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What's the small inconvenience that ruins your day? Matty & Matilda's Sleuth Booth: Producer Sara found a random key in her work bag and she has NO idea where it's from What are the little white lies that are okay to tell? What did Matilda line up for, for an hour?  Did you get back with your ex years after breaking up with them? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda went shopping with her 3 year old daughter and she acted like an adult! Group Therapy: My friend is flirting with my friends husband, what should I do? Someone knocked on Matty's door this morning while he was naked When did you accidentally upload something to social media? Which cartoon characters are hot? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda still uses something very vintage! Matty asked for an extra WHAT on a flight last night? When did you shoot your shot in person? The People's Poll: Do you keep the energy/warranty sticker on your appliances? Matty makes Matilda hug him for two mins as it is apparently good for your health, but she doesn't like hugs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are the silly little things you hide from your partner? The People's Poll: If you see someone you know at the airport are you required to hang out with them? Matty's mum friend is out on the town for the first time since she had her baby! Producer Sara has been lightly bullied into changing her coffee order... Matty still hasn't organised a present for his mum for Mother's Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What movie did you think that was a classic... but it wasn't? Are You A... Mum? Can you convince us you are? Matty's a sideline parent who YELLS at his kid (even at his friends kid) Producer Sara somehow connected to someone else's phone in traffic last night playing a weird song... what was your tech mishap? The People's Poll: Does listening to an audiobook count as reading a book? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What did you pick up for the first time and absolutely nail? The People's Poll: Brushing your teeth with eyes opened or closed? What was the straw that broke the camels back? We call the plus one winner of the Lady Gaga prize! We finally find out WHO is drinking Soda Water every morning in our studio... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the niche thing that makes you feel icky?  A National MP on the National members bill on banning under 16s on social media Group Therapy: My neighbour keeps coming onto my property, I want her to stop! The mystery continues, who is leaving a can of sparking water in the bin in The Hits Studio every morning? Matty's turning 40 next year so we ask, what's the positives of getting older? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty wraps up his Rotorua Marathon run!  Matilda thought sea glass was just made by the sea... she didn't realise it was old broken beer bottles! What did you learn as an adult? Matty is STILL unbeatable in his TV Show Quiz, we even tried movies, and he still won.. There is a can of soda water in the bin every day in our Hits Studio, and we need to work out who's it is, and why they are drinking soda water in the morning?! Something annoying happened at a stag do that Matty hosted at his over the weekend, what went wrong when you hosted a party? The People's Poll: Would you take a business class seat if it meant your co-worker was stuck in economy? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is singles tax/ no kids tax a thing? The People's Poll: If you had 1000 grapes and every time you had 1 you inherited $100,000, but ONE was poisoned and you would die if you ate it... how many would you eat? Battle of The Hits: Running songs edition Did you move from the city to the country and what caught you off guard the most? Matty rants about how cafe staff don't SMILE anymore  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty farted in the middle of his massage Producer Sara was late because she couldn't get a bird out of her house... what was your excuse?  Are You A... council worker? Or can you trick us into thinking you work for the Council? Jon Toogood from Shihad joins the show! The People's Poll: Do you put your bra on at the front & swivel it around or at the back? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What do you worry about now, that you wouldn't have before? The People's Poll: What age should you stop getting a birthday cake?  After finding out Matilda reads in accents, we ask what do you do that you think might not be quite normal? When did your family humble you? Matty needs ideas for his friends stag do See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda's son Milo had his first day at school today!  'Back in my Day'... what could you get away with? Matilda reads in accents of the characters or in a male or female voice who are in the book she's reading! Group Therapy: I don't like my friends wife. Help! Matty got mud in his phone, and the guy at the tech shop did something VERY weird to get it out... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you get surprised and you weren't expected it? The People's Poll: Who would win out of One Gorilla vs 100 Men? Can you beat Matilda at guessing how many letters are in a word? What's your weird party trick? Do you have a hobby that doesn't match your age? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The People's Poll: When you're ordering takeaways do you wait in the shop or in your car? Battle of The Hits, Lorde edition. Matty takes on listener Ben! Are You... In the Army? Or can you convince us you are? Matty has a bone to pick with Producer Sara, and it's about instagram! John Campbell on his new show investigating Destiny Church - Under His Command See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What's the weird behaviour you do with your partner? What was the weird message you got from an ex? What's the quote from a movie or tv show that you use in everyday life? The People's Poll: Did you take this week off as annual leave? Robots can run half matharons! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's TV Takedown - Fantasy TV Shows edition. Matty is still unbeaten! Matty and Producer Sara had silly weekend accidents, what was yours Producer Sara has a question about driving and when it's okay to let someone out! Group Therapy: I've lent my friend money and they're not paying me back What's the crazy thing that happened in your family? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Be our local weather presenters! What's the worst excuse you've ever heard? Matilda's son Milo is suddenly obsessed with the Council... Battle of the Hits: Lady Gaga edition! Are You A... supermarket worker? Or can you convince us you are? Matilda used her lipstick instead of a pen  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ gives us a call to update all things baby Frankie, and also her crazy birth story! If money wasn't an issue, what low level funny thing would you pay someone to do? Matty teaches Matilda how to properly honk the horn in her car Meme Girls: What unhinged thing has a kid said to you? The People's Poll: If the ending gets spoiled for you, do you still watch/read? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What took you way too long to realise? Should Matilda eat mince that's 5 days old? How good are men vs women at listening?  Group Therapy: My riend is selling stuff I gave her for free on Facebook Marketplace Producer Sara has been caught sniffing something weird, what did you do that that you didn't think was weird, but then realised it was? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr G from Summer Heights High is back! But not in the way we wanted... when did you get your hopes up but they were let down again? The People's Poll: When you call somewhere to make a reservation, do you say your name first or when they ask? Matilda's horrible morning with accidental shouting, and accidental carpet staining from the kids Rhi & Jeff from MAFS AUS join us to chat about their love story, and dish some behind the scenes on the cast Matilda's house is going up for sale, and she accidentally left her undies on full display today during the open homes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Battle of the TV Themes: We tell Matilda that her pick has won the whole thing! What happened when your parents met your partner? The People's Poll: Do you answer the phone just to say you can't talk? Do you risk driving your car on empty? Matilda nearly got overcharged at the pub and she made that joke "haha must be GREAT wine then"... what's the cringey joke people make in your work? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty reckons he can scan his groceries faster at self checkout than anyone in NZ Does The Nanny make it through to the next round of Battle of the TV Theme Songs? Gen Z want to cancel the thumbs up emoji! Dads of NZ help! Why are there TEETH in the studio? We call Jono from The Hits Breakfast Are You A... Factory Worker? Matty absolutely bombs in guessing who is lying See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the really annoying thing someone did around your wedding?  Matty & Matilda each folded a fitted sheet in 30 seconds on air to see who was better!  Meme Girls: When did you have to overexplain something? What do you do when you've got time to kill between work and an event? What shouldn't be awkward, but just is? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An update on PJs baby number two! Matty saw something really weird on a plane... The People's Poll: Do you watch TV silently or vocally? The Best TV Theme Tunes: Who has made it through to the next round?! Producer Sara accused someone in the office of stealing her lunch & then she found it... when did you have to back track your accusation? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daylight Saving was last night, and Matty is not changing his car clock. What have you been putting off? How did Matty & Matilda's modelling go at ID Fashion Week?! Matilda nearly got dropped... Matilda's 77 year old dad is really into Married at First Sight! What did your parents unexpectedly get into? The People's Poll: Matty had a dream about Matilda! Do you tell someone if you have a dream about them? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty & Matilda are walking the runway at ID Fashion tonight, what could possibly go wrong (No we acrtually plan what could go wrong!) Battle of the Hits: Catwalk Song Edition Matty nearly missed his flight this morning! Battle of the TV Theme songs: Matty wants to bring back The Nanny and Matilda wants to bring Charmed into the running! Our amazing Anaheim trip winner Tanya from Auckland!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Battle of the TV Show Themes - will FRIENDS make it through to the next round? What advice did you ignore from a professional? Our Gen Z Producer is on crutches and won't listen to the physio... Matty & Matilda are walking in the ID Fashion Show Tomorrow, Tia from 62 models  judges their walk! What did you sign up for last minute and how did it go? Are You A, Model? Or can Matty & Matilda guess that you are? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Battle of the TV Show Theme Songs kicks off! Matilda regrets putting Blu tack on her walls! What seemed like a good idea at the time but it wasn't? Matty recorded himself singing in the shower... he thought he nailed it... Meme Girls: What were you really looking forward to doing as an adult, when you were a kid, that hasn't lived up to the expectations? Has anyone has ever dated a friends ex or vice versa, it urns out yes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's something you thought was true about yourself, but you just found out wasn't?  Group Therapy: My daughter is paying friends at school to hang out with her! Matty & Matilda are WALKING in a fashion show on Friday!  Matty fell for a April Fools prank... Matilda's in full DIY mode as she gets ready to sell her house, when the DIY job turn into way more than you thought?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did a parent have your back to help you lie to your kids? The People's Poll: Do you say "you're on your way" when you're still getting ready or when you're actually in the car? Can you beat Matilda at guessing how many letters are in a word? What was the random thing you learned about your co-worker? What's the weirdest way you got your injury, and why do Matty's inner thighs hurt? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When was the awkward break up? PJ's last day before maternity leave, and we surprise her with Charlie & BJ in studio + a poem written by Matty! Battle of the Hits: Dance floor edition Matilda had a big night, but it turns out an even bigger morning! Matilda gives Scooby Doo news, but then realises she was completely wrong... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why were you a beautiful little weirdo at school? Matilda undertakes a quiz to get ready to work with Matty for a few months! What is the modern day technology that you just can't adapt to? Are You A... midwife? Or can you convince the show you are? PJs snoring has been out of control lately... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Both Matty & PJ saw something verrry weird on the side of the road today Who did you accidentally message that you weren't meant to? Meme Girls: What did you pay top dollar for, but it wasn't worth it? Things that were invented in New Zealand, that you probably didn't realise! Jake Bailey, you may remember him from the powerful speech he delivered from a wheelchair at Chch Boys High in 2015 when he was diagnosed with cancer. It's been 10 years & he talks his second book all about resilience! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the drama in your group chat? The People's Poll: Do you check your mailbox everyday? Someone asked PJ if they could touch her bump - what did a stranger ask you for? Group Therapy: I'm on a road trip with my friend, but I'm developing feelings. Should I tell him? Matilda needs to rant! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ absolutely nails her Song Quiz! Matilda washed her car with hand soap! What was your substitute? What do you look like and what do you do/enjoy that doesn't fit your personality PJ's awkward moment at her massage  Where did you end up in autopilot moment? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Sara was unexpectedly hit on! The People's Poll: Using a clothes line or a clothes horse? PJ didn't enjoy her lunch, should she have said something to the staff? Matty rants about people not getting out of his way & also his book... Battle of The Hits: Irish edition!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You A Chef? Or can you convince Matty & PJ you are? PJ FINALLY has the real confirmation of her babies gender! Creative threats you've made to your kids to get them to listen to you What's the last reason you were in the hospital  -  and add lil at the start - that's your rapper name Producer Sara was mistaken for her brothers gf... what was the case of mistaken identity? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one and only 'Lose Control' singer is officially returning to perform live in New Zealand for two concerts in 2025! Here are some of the best moments from all the times we've caught up with Teddy Swims. Listen now and get pumped for his October 2025 shows in Christchurch and Auckland! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty wants to re-write the Vouge song with iconic kiwi artists!  The People's Poll: Does lucked out mean you've had good or bad luck? Meme Girls: The best phrases to reply to "How are you?" that aren't boring Matty's sex and the city moment on a plane Do you delete people off Facebook? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you do on your first wedding anniversary and what did you do for your most recent one? Matty has an ettiquette question about the buffet Group Therapy: How do I cut and run from my boyfriend who's just gone through grief of losing a parent, but he's never been nice to me? Matty was mistaken for Chris Parker What is your technique for sneaking purchases past your partner? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda's eyebrows are verrrry dark today PJ is going on maternity leave soon, and we want to know what to get her! Matty once again reigned supreme in his TV show quiz It's St Paddys Day! so do you have the luck of the irish? What was your spurr of the moment decision? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you go from hero to zero real fast? Greg Murphy joins the show to talk F1! Battle of the Hits: Homegrown artist edition! Matty & Matilda had an awkward run in on the street Did you find out after the fact that you and your partner have crossed paths before! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ needed help transporting something, who's the person that saved the day? Matty's bug bear is shops that don't spell words correctly Are You A... landscaper? Or can you convice Matty & PJ you are? What's the craziest thing you've done for your pet or with your pet? PJ left a note and got a reply months later...what happened after a note was left? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: Does your name not match you at all? Matty's husband Ryan saw a cat in a pram and we're confused.. The People's Poll: When you park on the road do you park away from other cars leaving a gap or right behind another car? Is your job really hard to explain? We'll try and guess what you do! Do you need help buying something? Tell us and we'll help decide for you if you should get it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ accidentally used vinegar instead of deodorant under your arms,what did you you mix up? The People's Poll: How long do you soak your clothes for when getting a stain out? Group Therapy: My friend wants to double time two guys and lie for her, what should I do? What did you start and not finish... Matty has finished the flatpack drawers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie has finished the part of puzzle, and the burger is in an uber on the way to The Hits HQ for us to try it! When did you get knocked off your perch? Burger update - we eat the winning burger that has been transported all the way from the Catlans live on air and it WAS WORTH IT! Live FREE!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty tried to put together a flat pack in the studio during the show because his husband's away... how did he go? Our Burger Mission is nearly complete!  Will it make it to Auckland by tomorrow? The People's Poll: Reheating rice? What happened to your kids when you left them with your partner? How long have you been holding onto something? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.