Matty & PJ - The Podcast

Meme Girls: What silly goose thing did you do today? We've found the Best Burger in NZ - and we want to try it! But the burger is in the Catlans and we need to get it to Auckland for Friday so we can eat it What's the saying that always catches you out? How was Matty at the movies on his own? Do you think Matty can assemble a flatpack on his own? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What important thing did you miss? The People's Poll: Eyes opened or closed at the dentist? What do you do when your partners away? The amazing waka found on the Chatham Islands Group Therapy: My nana hasn't bought me the same things as my siblings, is it fair? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's shearing update after Golden Shears! How Monday is your Monday? Julian Sewell from Tiktok joins us to talk his viral character, and the Oscars! PJ nails her Song Quiz against a listener Is it on you if someone leaves an item at your house, to send it back to them? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's back on the farm and gets advice from BJ ahead of his stint at Golden Shears tonight The People's Poll: Do you take the long scenic route or the quickest way? Battle of The Hits: Shearing Shed edition Ryan thought someone was breaking into their house this morning but it was just Matty What selective memory does your kid or partner have? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You A... farmer? Can Matty & PJ guess if you're telling the truth? What's the easiest job you ever got paid for? Matty's on stage at Golden Shears tomorrow shearing a sheep! What did you accidentally put in your mouth..  What are you low level annoyences? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: what's the craziest thing you've seen at a funeral? The People's Poll: Is it okay to ask if someone's plus one is still coming to an event, when the person invited has just been broken up with? Who did you meet before they became a celebrity? PJ calls up to break the news... Matty is shearing a sheep at Golden Shears on Friday! Can we find the goodyest goody good? Turns out we can! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the non sad thing that made you cry? The People's Poll: Did you know Steven Adams and Val Adams were related?  Group Therapy: My wife keeps hiding my clothes and trying to tell me what to wear! PJs incident at the park Matty's Farm Initiation 2.0 - what should he do for his second year on PJs farm? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's TV Quiz - can you beat Matty in a Reality TV show quiz? Producer Sara watched two people get kicked off the plane but didn't find out why, when did you never get the full story? When did you screw up what you were meant to do? PJs bag got searched at the airport and something with an intereesting shape was found... What have you snuck into movies/gigs? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty ruined something, when did you ruin it for everyone? The People's Poll: When is the best time to go to the supermarket? PJ wins Battle of The Hits again... Matty isin't happy Matty accidentally used the wrong toothbrush... this one was maent to be for something else  Frogs don't always like to do the deed apparently... what's your excuse for getting out of it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty & PJ arrive in Christchurch with way too many clothes for a 24hr trip... Matty and PJ delve into unique flatting situations... We find out where is the worst locations people have lived? Are you a... Banker/finance - Some fantastic callers!! Matty's Cameo in Vince was shorter than expected...And he's not happy about it. So we find out who has had a cameo in music videos and TV shows. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What do you wish you could bring in from childhood to adulthood? Would you film a disaster while you were in it? The worst flat dinners from back in the day PJ wants to know if you have to tell your friends if you're coming into their town for only a day After Intern Aidan's mum texted our show on his first day... when did your parents embarrass you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ was a litttle too honest to her friend... The People's Poll: Asking the taxi drive to change the music in the uber Why have Matty & PJ been asked to talk at Broadcasting School? Who let these kids out of the house? Matty's husband had a sweet moment of reflection last night Group Therapy: I'm not invited to coffee when my work coworkers all go... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ absolutely nails her song quiz against a listener Weird rituals you follow Which sibling is the most chaotic? According to science, and does it align with your family? Matty shares his thoughts on the events that happened at the Auckland Pride Parade Matty accidentally opened the door buck naked... when were you caught with your pants down? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What item can your kid not let go of? Matty finally apologies to Claudia after stealing her butter... with a song Battle of the Hits, love song edition., and the loesr storms out of the studio Where did you get your name from? Were you named after something weird? Matty can see a face in a photo of a car that was on PJs instagram... can you see it? Text face to 4487! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it okay to name your child the same name as a friends kid? Matty brainstorms some ideas to say sorry about #buttergate with Claudia from the office The People's Poll: If you're staying somewhere other than your house and there's a bar of soap, do you use it? We call Ben Boyce after Matty finds a FINGERNAIL in the studio... then we open up the filthy hotline PJ had a UFO sighting last night? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We set Matty a challenge to not go on his phone in our big boss meeting. How did he go? Little white lies you tell your kids to get by People's Poll: Putting every single appointment in your calender? The 19 year old kayaker that was stalked by a shark joins us, do people not believe the story that happened for you?  After Matty pretended not to know Claudia from our office, we tested him with three people from our floor that Matty has met and should know the name of.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you have ONE job and screw it up? The People's Poll: Salting your food before tasting it, or after? Group Therapy: Why hasn't my friend introduced me to her partner of 9 months?! Matty is issued a challange to stay off his phone There is beef with Claudia from the office after Matty took her butter from the work fridge... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you inconveniently give birth?  Can someone beat Matty at a 'sports' themed TV show quiz? Matty gives a Superbowl rundown, but in pop culture terms we can all understand Is there any update on the note Producer Sara found on the floor at Vengaboys?  What does "I'm on my last drink" REALLY mean? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Matty survive Laneway? What were you doing in 2005... and what are you doing now? Producer Sara found a love card on the floor at Vengaboys... can we find Jenny and find out who loves her?! Are You A... musician? Can you make us believe you are? Producer Sara sat outside Laneway to listen for free...what's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's Make Good: We wrap up the big swim Matty did yesterday! Matty used to rollerblade to Uni... what did you do in the 2000s that you would last forever?  The People's Poll: Where do you put your handbag when you're out to dinner? PJ couldn't afford to get a book before payday... We share our best apps recommendations See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty decides his lane, and walk in song for his make good swim, plus hubby Ryan with some last minute words of advice! PJ was late for her flight but skipped the line thanks to her pregnancy... Matty gets support from Hilary Barry, Jack Tame, his mum and other celebs and friends! How long did Matty take to do the big swim, did he stand up in the pool?! All will be revealed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's Make Good: We chat to Alana Bremner from The Black Ferns with some advice before Matty's big swim + we reveal what Matty will wear! Also, how long does Matty have to complete the race... The People's Poll: When you need to put sunblock on your back but you're alone, is it okay to ask a stranger? Can anyone guess a song quicker than PJ? When did you no longer find out you were invited to something? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's Make Good: We chat to Callum & P from Dunedin as they do a rekki on the Port Chalmers Pool that Matty will be swimming his race in next Tuesday! What's your comeback story?  Battle of the Hits: our favourite song from the 2000s! Megan from J,B&M joins the show to talk the aircon wars in the studio Matty's Make Good: Which togs should he wear in the pool? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A recap of our night with the Vengaboys! Matty's Make Good: The worst things to be disqualified for Are You A... psychologist, or can you convince Matty & PJ you are? PJ was accused of stealing, when did you get publicly called out? Big Boss Staino PAYS someone to hang pictures in his house! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's Make Good: We're going to re-do Matty's swimming race from when he failed it as a kid! Find out when and where it's happening What do you owe your mum one for? Meme Girls: What was your old ringtone or voicemail from back in the day?! Reliving our childhood traumas PJ confronts Big Boss Mando about the see through window in the office bathroom... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happened when all signs were pointing not to date somebody, but you did? PJs grim discovery in her kitchen drawer... Group Therapy: My friend won't stop copying me! PJ made a bold statement today: let's get Matty to re-do his swimming race!  Matty had a real butch manly moment  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone's weekend involved club hopping, and the other... cleaning up what? PJ tried to sell her old VW Golf... when did you get less than you thought?  The People's Poll: Hot cross buns... is it too soon?! Matty's TV Takedown: an absolute character tries to take Matty on Is it okay to tell a stranger that they are goodlooking? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The cute things people do to keep the romance alive Battle of the Hits: Vengaboys edition. The winner gets to meet & greet them too! PJ got her car cleaned so she can sell it, and she's not too happy with the results... Teddy Swims chats his new album plus talks baby names with PJ! When did the lie bite you in the bum? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How old are you, and do you still get ID'd? The People's Poll: Do you announce that you're answering the phone or do you just answer it in front of people that you're with?  Are You A: HR worker? Or can you convince Matty & PJ you are Kiwi actress Luciane Buchanan, star of The Night Agent talks all things the US and season 2! PJ is worried her husbandis going to forget their wedding anniversary.... so we prank call him to see if he's commited! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone in the team always forgets to RSVP... What have people paid other people to do for them?! Meme Girls: have you ever had a random amount of money put into your bank account? PJ writes an ode to The Body Shop (as it goes into voluntary administration) What was the seconds before disaster moment with your kid? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you represent the country for? Group Therapy: My little brother keeps borrowing money from me and won't pay me back What was Matty holding when he ran into the popular guy from his high school PJ wants to take BJ to Wicked for date night...  but the chat turns into listeners hating on Wicked and Matty! Stefan Ozich on why he's breaking a world record and walking the length of NZ... twice! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty saw something happen this morning, should he have called the police? How long did someone get your name wrong for? Can you guess a song in the first few seconds before PJ? Producer Sara had a moral dilemma at the pedestrian crossing Low level confessions after TikToker's confessed their secrets on the 'last day of tiktok'! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ nearly sets the office on fire I'm this years old, and I don't know how to do WHAT?! We chat to iconic singer Akon!  Is PJ being hormonal or do you think it's okay to leave clean clothes on the floor? The People's Poll: Do you celebrate your anniversary? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What were you expected to be awarded for.... that went unnoticed? The People's Poll: When should you stop dressing summer-y at work? Near death experiences!  Matty blindly tries the weird snack going viral (sausage w/ tomato sauce in fairy bread!) Are You A... Hardware Worker? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We announce who's filling in for PJ while she's on maternity leave! Matty updates us on what a BBQ plate is Meme Girls: What did you catch your kids searching online/what did you get caught doing? What fail gift did BJ get PJ for Christmas? Matty's overcommitted to two marathons back-to-back... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hear some real-life fairytale love stories! The People's Poll: What would you do if you a random person asked to join your friend group at a bar? Group Therapy: Hiding your pregnancy from your family until the baby is born? PJ put her foot in it trying to sell her car... Matty, PJ & Producer Sara play 'the traitors'... can we all guess who is lying? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you already spoiled your New Years Resolution? Matty finally gets beaten in his TV Takedown quiz! What's the worst thing you came home to after the holidays? Who's the useless family member? PJ's Beauty blunder See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The funniest and most embarrasing ways your partner was welcomed into the family The People's Poll: If someone says "let's not do presents this year", do you still get them something? Battle of The Hits: Favourite song edition! When did you walk into something at the wrong time? Staino the BIG BIG BOSS reviews our year of the show... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you purchase... and what did you get? Are You A... Retail worker? Or can you fool us into thinking that you are one? Matty wants to know if this thing his Mum has done is weird What random did you see on the side of the road? The People's Poll - Do you give service workers (hairdressers, gym instructors) etc a Christmas Present? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever been to a physic, and did it come true? The People's Poll: Do you start your advent calendar on the 1st little door or the 24th little door? Meme Girls: Do you ever go back to your old school or houses just to remember what life was like? Brynley Stent on her yearly dessert-off for Christmas Day treats! Weird family Christmas traditions See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We want you to dob in your boss! Are they the best, or the worst of the year? We want to play PJ bingo... she is always so predictable Group Therapy: This time there's Christmas drama with someones mum and their aunty! Matty got busted doing something really weird at the shops I was today's year's old when I realised.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you not listen to the warning? PJ can't understand vet language.. Matty continues to beat the listeners in his TV Takedown! PJ accidentally trespassed somewhere Matty put his foot in it... AGAIN! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happened at the work Christmas Party? The People's Poll: Have you ever appeared on Police 10/7 or Motorway Patrol? Battle of The Hits: Mariah edition! PJ's weird favour for her husband... We call Matty's husband Ryan to see how late we can call him for a ride tonight after the Christmas Party... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you dated someone that looks like a family member or is similar to who someone in your family is dating? The People's Poll: What cheese do you usually get? Are you A... Travel Agent? PJ wants to ask about exciting group chats... What trend do you think is still cool and should come back? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you sneak into? The People's Poll: How do you wash your car? Meme Girls: What do you wish people warned you about before you got older? We get our CEO on the show to tell PJ off! Today is "break up day" and we hear a WILD listener break up story! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you wish never ended after Taylor Swift's Era's Tour ended last night! Group Therapy: I've been on three dates with someone, is it too early to get them a Christmas present? The biggest pop phenomenon of 2024 & the most googled things in NZ in 2024 PJ wants to know what Christmas arguments you're having this time of year People's Poll: Do you take your clothes into the bathroom when changing after a shower? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ got shat on by a bird and then she had good luck... Matty's TV Takedown - can he beat a SciFi finatic? What did you need to unsend from a group chat or message? What's your special super power/skill? The People's Poll: When is it too old to get Christmas presents from your parents? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's Mum used to tape NZ Idol for him and send it overseas, when did your parents go above and beyond? Battle of The Hits: Taylor Swift edition! PJ confronts Jono from the breakfast show about his shit Secret Santa gift... 2024 words that have been mispronounced - what do you mispronounce? We call Megan from the breakfast show to confront her on something in the Hits Studio, after yesterday trying to pin it on Jono! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the romance at the start of the relationship vs now? Are You A... Bartender? Or not... When did your pet cause a scence? When did your partners forgetfulness screw you over? We confront Jono about something in the Hits studio... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty found a hack for cleaning his airpods What was the straw that broke the camels back? Meme Girls: Matty's Meme is about crime - have you ever solved a crime? Matty needs to apologise to his mum... What's on your Notes App?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.