Matty & PJ - The Podcast

PJ's worried she'll get sick before her honeymoon How many times did you re-sit your license Battle of The Hits: Christina Aguilera version Matty has an update on the party he wasn't invited to Producer Sara is house sitting for Matty next week - what happened during the house sit? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you point the remote away from the TV or heat pump and will it still work?! Things found in food that shouldn't be there... Group Therapy: Should you elope if your partners parents don't want you to? Matty's party dilemma Have you ever pulled a sickie? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJs cluster of a weekend One of Matty's friend's kids said something out the gate... when did your kid go rogue? Paul Henry joins us to talk what it was like working with Matty back in the day, & about Traitors S2! PJs wants to know if this one thing she does at the hairdressers is okay Matty got roasted by his friend for something he was wearing See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty HAS to do this every time he crosses the road PJ asks if it's okay to play this game that's meant for dogs, with her toddler Are you a cop? Matty & PJ try and guess who's a cop or not on the phone A final update from Bride Lauren on the Wedding Dress she received from listener Emma, and how her wedding day went! Matty provides a quote and PJ has to finish it (she's really BAD) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After seeing a story about a woman named Lauren who was in urgent need of a dress for her wedding tomorrow, we put the call out! We talk with Lauren, her sister, potential dress options, and finally the Hits Whanau member who helps deliver the chosen dress to the Airport, to hopefully get there in time for the wedding in the morning! Plus, Battle of the Hits: Aqua edition What Matty's husband did that shocked him When did you have a secret party? Weekly update on Kiwisaver with Milford See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty is going off grid for the holidays! Can he do it? When were you on the news or in the paper? Group Therapy: Can you repair the friendship after drunk kissing your bff? What's your partners beige flag? Not good or bad, just... them. Brendan Dooley the Magician joins us after PJ mocks magicians on air, and he gets both Matty & PJ good! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ can make a purring sound with her mouth, what noise can you make? Matty got snubbed at his good friends BYO dinner Does PJ sing well enough in Blind Karaoke to keep the segment going? Why did Matty get sent a nudie video of PJ? The co-founder Brett on Dry July and why it works! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After discovering Producer Sara says "Aqua" weirdly what words have you been saying wrong No Funny, No Money...and this time Matty & PJ didn't laugh at all of them! Matty went to Hot Yoga for the first time, and he has THOUGHTS PJ went to a serious meeting today with her husband, and what did he turn up wearing An inspirational piece from an athlete on why we should be ourselves! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why was Matty carrying a bowl of food across the road? Jono from Jono & Ben announce if the 90s or the 00s are the Best Decade! Our new game: Are You A...? This time Matty & PJ try and guess if you are a teacher or not! Captain Sandy from Below Deck joins us! And Matty has to ask why one of her crew has been ghosting him When were you too polite to say something? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you double book during a big event? Battle of The Hits: The Best song of the 2000s After our controversial intro on here yesterday, Big Boss Staino joins the show The weird places lost items have turned up PJ and her husband have a very specific incentive for PJs birthday See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ is not cut out for farm wife life Group Therapy: How to approach your friend when they may owe you money We Prank Ben from Jono & Ben with a bit of help from our big boss The wildest way you met your best friend Matty had a cafe experience with a rather naughty song today See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blind Karaoke: Matty's gravelly voice brings the sexy... Tech Monday with your best tech hacks! Matty locked himself in the bathroom When did your honeymoon get third wheeled? Matty got ghosted by a friend See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ thinks she was hosted as a celebrity last night Introducing your new partner to your friends No Funny no Money - would you laugh at these jokes? It's time for our Live Free Winner draw! We go through all five keys before crowning our winner of one whole year of mortgage or rent paid!! Matty has a wardrobe malfunction See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty comes clean after talking smack about a coworker on zoom Can PJ guess your age? Matty & PJ had dinner last night - what happened?! Kiwi artist Georgia Lines joins us! Did you know all of these fun facts? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty got dressed up at Fieldays, so he tries to guess... are you a Farmer? Battle of the Hits: Country Music Edition PJ has a question about truckies What did you accidentally pick up that wasn't yours? Learn about money with Milford Money Matters! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's licence photo came back... and PJ's comparison has him FURIOUS Group Therapy: How to get out of the slump of watching TV every night Why did BJ wear his wedding ring for the first time, three months after the wedding? Matty drove to four different shops to find something... how far did you go? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you accidentally reply all?! PJ tagged Matty in something embarrassing on FB Matty's board game issue PJs vulnerable chat about being insecure What lyrics mishap have you heard?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you do to impress your crush? PJs partner BJ has embarrassed himself Producer Sara got a DM from a hopeful radio future star... so we get him on the show PJ wants to talk about toilet brushes... again Matty let a friend into his house home alone See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you shoot your shot? Battle of The Hits has a reigning champ 17 year old Hugo Moffat has created a website for reusing school uniforms in NZ What big lie did you catch someone out on? Matty watches too much TV PJ has a toilet question See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you lose your job on the first day? PJ & BJ haven't done this for TWO YEARS... Matty FINALLY nails Blind Karaoke! What did you accidentally throw out or delete? What did Matty's friend do while housesitting? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ got recognised for First Dates NZ she was on years ago (please google it if you haven't seen!) Matty didn't know where to put the dog poo Avalanche City joins us as we wrap up NZ Music Month! Breast milk in the office fridge? Matty nearly got robbed See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ nearly poisoned her mum Kim Crossman joins the show and spills about her wedding PJ tries to guess peoples ages, it does not go well Matty has turned into someone he hates... PJ calls Jen from Marketing about something that happened on set at work See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What phrase does PJ say every day that annoys Matty? Why did Matty re-do his license photo four times? Who will win Battle of the Hits this week? There's a bit of a fight!! Ryan (Matty's husband) reacts after Matty mowed the lawn for the first time Who can waffle better? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Which famous person did you serve? Matty thinks he's solved the economy Group Therapy: going from a friend to a boss Matty tried to do the lawns for the first time... and screwed it PJ calls our boss about something she's done... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Should PJ send thank you cards to people who didn't buy her gifts? Blind Karaoke: PJ tries Madonna (a wee bit off key) PJ made it about herself when we had a big win on our show Matty has been dreaming about someone close to the show What online videos 'gets you going'? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ guesses callers age... Awkward Matty tries spicy chicken and reading the news.. It didn't go well Wrong Place and Wrong time See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty and PJ read your texts – and decided if the text was mad at you or not Matty spoke smack on a zoom and had his microphone on... How far did you go to find something? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandra Hazlehurst - The Mayor of Napier joined Matty and PJ PJ heartfelt feelings about being away from home What happened with the uber or taxi? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ Failed in the kitchen in Christchurch Group Therapy PJ’s discovered a new skill of Matty’s The team were stood up in Dunedin When were you a plus one? Where you can find us on Wednesday on our Simply The Best tour See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty stole someones luggage Blind Karaoke returned Life's embarrassing moments People with the best luck Where you can find us on Tuesday on our Simply The Best tour See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ did something on the plane... was it rude? No Funny, No Money: why is there a joke about vibrators? Matty the... tradie? Drax Project join the show! Where you can find us on Monday on our Simply The Best tour See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dasha, singer of 'Austin' joins the show! PJs spelling bee - can she be beaten? Matty can't do the waffle Is jumping a queue okay if your friend is in the line? PJ was hit on last night See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We reveal which regions we are going on our Simply The Best tour! What did you spill at an important moment? Matty & PJ get AI (artificial intelligence) to write a full voicebreak for them Battle of The Hits: Kiwi forgotten bangers! Matty's husband went to Mel C (the Spice Girl) without Matty See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ parked in the parent's spot at the supermarket... without her child Group Therapy: How do you talk to your friend that you think is not acting like themself? Matty cheated on someone today... Job Perks Our Simply The Best tour update! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's experience at the Rugby What did PJ accidentally leave in the bin? Blind Karaoke: PJs attempt at the Veronica's We're going on tour, and we need your suggestions! Matty & PJ try the tiktok trend where you scream... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Should Matty be salty he was unfollowed on instagram? No Funny, No Money... a little naughty this week! Matty's noticed PJ does this weird thing Jobs that no longer exist Our Boarding Call winner!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long have you held a grudge for? PJs Spelling Bee: Can she finally be beaten? A mouse in her food?! What did you accidentally walk in on... David Correos joins us ahead of NZ Comedy Fest! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was your dairy snack while you were at school? Battle of The Hits: Boyzone vs Westlife Matty keeps getting this free item in the mail Meet Cutes The Millennial terms that are out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Met Gala update Neighbours at War Group Therapy: In Laws want to pop in unannounced Matty & Producer Sara went to a cafe and want to know, is THIS allowed? When did your partner miss the mark with gifts? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who was faster in the half marathon, did anyone chafe and how did Matty & PJ break the rules? What did Producer Sara accidentally play on air? PJ finally gets stitched up with Blind Karaoke! Nipple Cactus... what body part did you get stuck? The people react to PJ only washing one hand in the toilet See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you change your name? Matty & PJs Rotorua update No Funny No Money: Will Matty or PJ laugh? Crazy coincidences Matty & PJ get ready for their half marathon! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some people have ACTUALLY had their mouth washed out with soap! Would you wear jeans that are styled to look like you pissed yourself? PJS Spelling Bee: can she beat a listener? When did you rage quit a job? Matty & PJ audition for Shorty St, with an AI written script See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJs bakery issue Someone didn't name their child for HOW many months?! Battle of The Hits: One Direction addition PJ only washes one hand after doing WHAT?! What did Matty do at the gym for attention today? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The best loopholes to save a buck! Matty's pants have a hole, can he still wear them? Group Therapy: Is it okay to spend shared money? How did Matty & Producer Sara corrupt their parents? What does PJ do for 6 seconds every morning See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did your kid come home saying that they got wrong? (like you grow WEED at home but it was actually WEEDS) Matty's road trip reveal The wildest sleepwalking stories What makes Matty nearly walk out of the studio? Matty & PJ call out their boss, but do you do this too? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ has a gripe about voicemails What food won't you eat again, and what happened?! Matty is taking a road trip with his parents & his husband - but who sits in the front? No Funny, No Money: the jokes get a little naughty Matty & PJ fight over Battle of The Hits! Plus what did you do when you'd mentally checked out of a job?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's embarrassed to carry this everyday item down the street PJ chopped her hair off... what other drastic changes do people do? Group Therapy goes off, it's a doozy Matty's wondering if this old thing he received in the mail... is still a thing What cartoon character you think is sexy... and oh my god the calls... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ was locked out of her office... again Blind Karaoke - did PJ nail it? Matty can't relay information for the life of him Red Flags at weddings, and was there any at Matty or PJs wedding?! Plus, what did PJs child walk in holding in his hand today, and Matty has a confession about his shoelacesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long can you leave butter and milk in the car... Do Adults trip over their shoelaces? No Funny no Money, do Matty & PJ crack when a kid calls up PJs worried about the cost of her wedding dress at the dry cleaners Matty pranked PJ after she hadn't returned something to a shop in a while Plus Matty's Husband Ryan hops on for a chat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty & PJ call a random number from their phones live on air We trial a new game: PJs spelling bee with a listener When did you accidentally come into some money, did you keep it? How far did you travel when you realised you'd left an appliance on at home? Matty tries to explain interest rates... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.