Matty & PJ - The Podcast

Matty's Hens Party update... 26 women, 1 drag queen, and a 2 bedroom house... What's the thing you didn't used to understand but now you appreciate? Matty can't be bet at our TV Show game! PJ's husband had a small wardrobe malfunction... Suzanne Paul joins us, and makes a jingle for our show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you an adult kid living at home still? We call the winner of Hall Ball! No Funny, No Money, how many jokes make them laugh? Is Matty really bad at flirting? We ask his Husband Ryan The People's Poll gets personal... Matty vs Producer Sara! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ had a humbling experience at Paper Plus When did you make the worst first impression? We speak with John The Purple Wiggle! The more expensive option for a better job or the cheaper option but risky? Promote your business... in only 10 seconds! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ has an update on the water blaster she bought without asking her husband Are you still living in the stone ages with your technology? Battle of The Hits: Hall Ball dance floor banger edition Matty's mum is doing something REALLY annoying while on holiday FINALLY! Does Christian Cullen remember having dinner with Matty in 1997! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ bravely asks for help... in a appliance store What is your wild story that no one believes! Group Therapy: My cousin's eloping because his parents don't approve he's gay... should I convince him to have a wedding/invite me? Is there something you still haven't told your parents... time to come clean! Matty has a bone to pick with his husband! Parents, you will feel this one!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We want to come to your local Hall and throw a Ball! We spill all the details for how you can get involved Matty think his phone is listening to him... so we ask a tech expert! Finish Me Off: PJ butches quotes once again Lance Savali the new Host of CTI joins us! PJ the Oracle reckons she can mind read any question you have for her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We want to throw a ball at a small town hall! Does anyone know this song PJ keeps singing and can't remember... Matty needs house party advice... he's going to an early 20s party! The People's Poll: Is PJ's outfit... pyjamas? Why it's always important to say I Love You... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's update on Christian Cullen What big purchase did you buy with little research? Are You A... Taxi Driver? Or not! Will Matty & PJ be able to guess Should we throw a community Hall Ball? How many off and on's have you had in your relationship? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is your weird family tradition? The People's Poll: Can you order off the kids menu as an adult? Battle of The Hits: Katy Perry edition Matty wants to know if All Black Christian Cullen will remember him from when he was 11 How wildly different is your career from what you studied? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty & PJ want to know if this thing their partners do, is normal... Group Therapy: Do I need to say something to my current partner about my ex being in the same friend group? PJ has a chopping board question What is your social circle sick of hearing you ALWAYS talking about? (Matty's is running, PJ's is her son) Matty doesn't know how to cut his nails See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ shares how she found Father's Day after losing her dad When did you leave something behind at the WORST time? Matty noticed something at his house he never realised before... Is it okay to take someone back to a place you've gone on a date before? People's Poll: Can you use shampoo on your body instead of body wash? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got a special guest in our podcast feed today! We're excited to share with you When I Grow Up - the brand new podcast from Ben and his daughter Sienna! If you like what you hear, follow the podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. About the show: This week Jazz Thornton, a renowned mental health advocate and TikTok sensation, joins Sienna and Ben to share her inspiring journey and offer valuable advice to young people facing challenges in today's world. In this episode, they delve into: Jazz's mental health journey: Her personal experiences, how she found hope, and the steps you can take when you're feeling down. The impact of social media: Jazz's insights on the positives and pitfalls of social media, especially for young people. A royal mix-up: The surprising story of how Jazz almost unintentionally missed an opportunity to meet Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. About The Show: Sienna Boyce is 13 years old and constantly tells her Dad, Ben Boyce, what she wants to be when she grows up – an actor, scientist, rugby player, singer, chef or politician. Each episode of ‘When I Grow Up’ aims to showcase inspirational females from around Aotearoa and shine a light on them, what it takes to do their job and learn about their story of how they got to where they are so that Sienna can help make up her mind. This is a podcast to help the teenager in your life dream big. Follow The Podcast on Socials: TikTok: Ben | Sienna Instagram: Ben | Sienna | The HitsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty and PJ are live from Marlborough! People's Poll: How often do you do your washing? No Funny No Money returned for Friday Matty and PJ took a dip in the ocean but what happened to Matty.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When has a kid broken something VERY expensive? People's Poll: Do you leave your phone on silent all the time? Are you A: Taxi Driver? Or not! Can Matty & PJ guess... PJ is missing something really important of her husband's Matty has a MASSIVE overreaction... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you help your partner with their business/job? When were you in too deep to correct someone? Battle of The Hits: Kelly Clarkson edition! Did you have a meet cute situation in the car? The People's Poll: Should you butter both sides of the bread? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did a kid not knowing something, make you realise that you are old? People's Poll: Now with paywave on phones, do you still take your wallet into stores? How long can you take a car for, when you're test driving? Group Therapy: Should you say anything if you've been sent photos of your friends husband on a gay dating app?! Matty got himself caught in a compromising position See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How to greet someone who doesn't like hugs What interrupted the wedding? Finish Me Off: Can PJ finish these quotes? What did PJ get her son for his birthday, that she now regrets The craziest thing you have been paid to do? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty had a movie moment The stingiest thing you've seen someone do The craziest reason for the breakup Joel from L.A.B spills all on their Summer tour! Is it okay to stand in a carpark to reserve it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taking the perfect picture with your partner Can PJ celebrate her sons 2nd birthday on a different day and ignore his actual born date? What did you offer to a friend and they actually took you up on it? Is Matty too old to pop home to get mum to help him sow? The People's Poll: How much petrol do you fill up with? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why is your partner the worst to watch TV with? Battle of the Hits: PJ vs a listener this time! Miss Polly's kitchen joins the show and even tries Matty's baking! The Gen X baby names that are obsolete People's Poll: Do you still leave a voicemail? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did a kid get the better of you? Group Therapy: I don't want my inlaws to babysit my child PJ teaches us the opposite of Deja Vu... it's woo woo chat time The best discount and savings tips! The People's Poll: Cutlery facing up or down in the dishwasher? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why PJ has to apologise to the environment When did you make the switch but it didn't go well? PJ's latest addiction What did you find after you'd given up looking for it? Eating in Bed?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you get in trouble with the law but not really? PJ threw Matty under the bus with a secret he tried to hide from Producer Sara Cassie Henderson talks her brand new single! PJ pitches a game she made up in her sleep What's still in your messy car that shouldn't be there? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you take advantage of the free samples? After Matty nearly missed his work flight, how early should you arrive for a Domestic Flight? Can Matty and PJ be fooled by Truck Drivers, or not?! What did you do because someone you idolise did it? The Appleist, the worlds no1 apple expert joins the show to debate red vs green apples! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're running late and the person you're meeting doesn't see the message, is it your fault or theirs? Battle of the Hits: Which Coldplay song would you pick? Ai savagely roasts Matty & PJ's social media When have you been an extra in a tv show or movie? Is it okay to on sell a present you've been gifted? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do non-parents get annoyed by this certain act at a cafe? Taking a supermarket trolley out of the supermarket car park... Group Therapy: Tanya wants advice on how to stop a serial dog pooper, who goes everyday on her front lawn... Matty's cute birthday surprise for PJ When did you get caught short when you needed to use the toilet? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ asks if it's okay to bring other food with you into a cafe? What's your toxic trait? When did PJ's husband lose his hero moment within seconds If you won more than 5 million dollars, would you quit work? After Matty's friend told him a really awkward story, we ask when did the lie backfire? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's pettiness at the gym What wild thing happened in your life that sounds like a movie? No Funny No money to give you all the laughs! Matty & PJ's AI dating bios, would you swipe right? What's taking up space in your brain that realllly doesn't need to be there? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happened on Matty's date night that upset his husband? PJ's son took something REALLY weird to bed last night Matty ran into his ex with something all over his face What did you do without your partners permission? PJ has a little woo-woo manifestation chat for your Thursday See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's wild Wednesday night What everyday product would you modify slightly to make better? Battle of the Hits is finally back! Which Lady Gaga song would you choose? Jade joins the show who's looking for love, she's 39 and single - could you be right for her? What's the underrated thing people NEED to know about? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Has PJ started off too intense with her new neighbours? Group Therapy: "My 18 year old little brother is meeting his internet boyfriend for the first time in Siberia... they've never even talked on the phone!" Matty has a bone to pick with the team at Nestle... about Reduced Cream When did you catch someone out in the lie? What was stuck in PJs ear? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The humble fluffy drink Random places where the baby was born What did you have to do with your ex after the breakup? Matty saw the CEO while out partying - when did you see the boss in the wild The Olympian who couldn't compete because of the size of his... member See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*Warning - Bad Language Not For Small Ears* We've got a special guest in our podcast feed today! We're excited to share with you The Montoyas. If you like what you hear, follow the podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Follow: @themontoyaspodcast on TikTok and Instagram About the Podcast: Rugby League star Marcelo Montoya is a clean freak who makes sure everything in his life is ”just so”. His wife Tayla thrives on annoying her husband with her form of hilarious disorder, constantly keeping him on his toes. Once they start talking, the conversation could end up anywhere. Join in as The Montoya’s lift the curtain on the life and relationship of Aussie imports assimilating into New Zealand as a newly married couple. Think Keeping Up with the Kardashians crossed with Modern Family and tune in for the podcast you never knew you needed. About The Hosts: Tayla Montoya is an ex-cheerleader, and current radio producer for Jono and Ben on The Hits. Her roots are from a large Italian Australian family, with all the passion and fire that comes with that. Most importantly, she is like that friend at the BBQ that is constantly surprising the group with a new questionable take, internet-based obsession or just something to annoy her husband. Marcelo Montoya is a Fijian Australian professional rugby league player and brings insight into what it actually means to be a professional sportsman. He is a little bit bogan, and a whole lot of a perfectionist. He strives for everything in his life to be centered and deliberate so he can perform at the highest level, while contending with his wife’s need to try and throw him off balance.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The creative cost of living hacks we all need! Can Matty pull off a mesh top? PJ found an old article of Matty reviewing the blind date he'd gone on overseas. So, do Blind Dates really work? When did someone try and pass off your 'thing' as theirs? The weird thing women are doing to attract men, and it involves rubbing something on your body... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did Matty claim a raindrop did on his phone? Those niche talents Matty's husband upset him saying Matty is losing his hair... so Jono from The Hits Breakfast joins the show to talk the bald life The humiliating visit to the emergency room Eating loose food that's been in your bag? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ spills peanut butter on herself What should Matty do while he's home alone? What's your Olympic claim to fame? The 2 degrees of separation! Matty remains undefeated in his TV Show game PJ's dirty talk with her husband See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After Producer Sara fell for the sales pitch, we ask when did you? PJ got caught not paying for petrol at the pump, but someone saw her doing something even MORE embarrassing... Group Therapy: I like my friend, should I make a move? Matty's godson's accidental risqué design Worst jobs you've ever had See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJs new gym: why she can't shower, and a new crush? Finish Me Off: can PJ finish the quotes correctly? Matty's hero moment PJ got caught doing something... well... illegal! and there was a photo mailed to her with proof Which town in NZ loves adult toys the most? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First it was a poor colleague on a full team zoom call. Now what has Matty said on a call with the boss when he thought he was muted?! PJ looks like Princess Leia? What was the awkward case of mistaken identity No Funny No Money - the best jokes make it through! What smell couldn't get you get out? When did you over-react about something? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Something awkward happened to Matty after his massage... What made you you miss the big event? The longest you've had to wait on the phone on hold with someone! The five animals a vet recommends not owning... and we talk to people who do! Should you bring back treats for the office if you go overseas? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you do for the freebie? The People's Poll: Do you dress up for a phone call? Four signs you're not compatible with your travelling partner! Matty was late to an appointment, so what did the worker do? PJ's pregnancy test?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty reveals to PJ if her pick for 'Best Song Ever' is still in the running Should you follow up with a friend if you had plans but haven't heard from them on the day? Group Therapy: "Telling my son his grandad is not his biological grandad" Sir Graham Henry & Tawera Nikau talk Match Fit S4! When did you embarrass yourself with a stupid mistake? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ may have met a prophet who predicted the crowd strike data?! Why did Matty's husband mention divorce? PJ had a guilty dream, and used it against her husband Matty struggled to put something together over the weekend Charlie, PJs son, has embarrassed her husband in front of a very attractive woman See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The worst tech faux pas! No Funny No Money - why does PJ not get this joke a child tells?! Matty throws PJ under the bus, playing all the times she's mocked her husband BJ'S voice... Amy Shark joins the show to talk about her new album, her NZ tour, performs her new single and plays against PJ in a music quiz! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird phobias - wrists, clothes and ?! The People's Poll - is it okay to take a small amount of money if you found it on a table? Are you A nurse? Or not? Can Matty & PJ stereotype you and guess? Did something amazing happen but no one believe you, because you didn't have picture proof? Market place mishaps! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Matty beat a listener in our brand new TV show game? PJ has accidentally introduced something awful to her 2 year old son Liam from Milford Money talks how to get advice on your kiwisaver When did your forgetfulness turn disastrous? Matty's quite obsessed with putting this in his mouth, so much so, he took someone elses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did your child incriminate you? Would Matty pass down his inheritance if he had a kid? Group Therapy: A long distance relationship of 2 years, but they've never met or video chatted Why does your partner deserve Partner of the Year? PJ'S partner got hit on in front of her... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's off the grid update, did he survive with limited reception and wifi? What lies have you been told as an adult, and believed? Finish Me Off! Our new quote game where PJ has to finish quotes Wild stories about getting your phone/laptop repaired and some dodgy dealings happening! Why was PJ'S husband adding woman on FB while on their honeymoon? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is a honeymoon a honeymoon if you're taking your toddler? (PJ'S asking for a.. 'friend') Is it divorceable if your SO eats your shared treats without you? No Funny, No Money! Do Matty & PJ crack... would you laugh at these jokes? Who's the rogue family member in your life? Teddy Swims joins the show, talks about his favourite songs, why he loves NZ, and even talks to a lucky caller! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty has a gripe with his husband Ryan Are you a... Lawyer? Matty & PJ guess if you are or not with 2 questions! What does Matty do while he's off grid next week? Producer Sara had an awkward run in with her landlord PJ wants to know this about personalised plates See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.