Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Airports are kinda magical...but would you want to live there for 14 years just so you could drink and smoke? Plus, Sandy reviews all her worst online purchases.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will Smith, or Sandy attending UFO Con... which is the bigger story??? Plus, how cursing loudly can help ease the pain, literally.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus loves messing with the scammers and he has finally found his people. Plus, how to live with a messy person when you are an absolute clean freak, and possibly the craziest and cutest story of a woman falling in love because of a cat fish scheme.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is super scared of spiders, but snakes are OK? Plus, guy says work is "unnatural", so he ain't doing it. Travels world on a bike instead. I hate this guy but also want to be him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why is Sandy's neighbor always, always in his car?? It's unsettling. Plus, girl scout cookie business savage, and who has the worst traffic in the Bay? OK, now which freeway has the most aggressive drivers?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's what not to do after a night of drinking. Wait, I do all of these. Plus, could no-habitation help your relationship?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Sandy totally forgot, and Marcus will be eating an Irish breakfast in a few hours which honestly just sounds like, a lot. Plus, a Tik Tok is all good with 13 year old's cursing, and this might be the most annoying mispronounced word.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The great $4K bottle of stolen alcohol has been recovered in San Jose! Plus, Sandy's absolutely terrible Saturday, and everyone is ready for permanent daylight savings time except Jason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Could you live on a cruise ship for 20 years? With that food? Plus, do women really do more housework than men?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you reach out to someone you haven't spoke to in years if you need a favor? Plus, Monday after Spring Forward... wellness check?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pro tips on how to lie your way out of that text message you accidently sent to the wrong person. Plus, how long can you hold it just to avoid using a public restroom?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meal prepping can be great but man o man is it boring. Plus, Marcus has been embracing "girly" things his entire life, and Jason has a moral dilemma involving impersonating someone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does anyone actually enjoy the stress of group texting? Plus, how to make friends as a grown up, and couple married for 30 years with 7 kids, but have never fought???See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus just couldn't help himself yesterday. He HAD to confront an annoying guy at the movie theater. So, how badly did this end? Plus, another time change this weekend? Didn't we just do this?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is back from the big ski trip... but it involved a trip to the ER? Plus, these gas prices at hitting like 7 bucks? ...and even one drink a day can shrink my brain? OK what about 4 though?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is headed off to his first ski trip in 18 years, and he is not prepared at all. Embarrassment incoming. Plus, I really didn't have to know all this stuff about my next airline flight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus just regifted something to Sandy... that SHE gave him. Awkward or nah? Plus, you are doing this parenting thing all wrong.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you refuse to share with you partner? Marcus & Jason's wives don't want them touching their bathroom supplies. Plus, it's that easy for a 9 year old to sneak onto a plane? Geez!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone "liked" a photo of Marcus' that is 98 weeks old. Flattering or creepy? Plus, girl scout cookie drama out there in the streets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy went phone free all weekend long, and loved it! Plus, upgrading your seat and leaving your wife behind... is that ever wise?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the workplace jargon that drives you NUTS? Plus, Marcus is collecting horror stories of kids with phones/social media so he can sleep even less at night, and if you date Sandy you better be ready to spend $$$ on a weekend getaway.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A ton of people think they are such good cooks they could hang with the best on TV. Well, OK... Plus, could you be off social media for 6 years? What if you got paid?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most people want nothing to do with... doing things. Plus, pro tips for breaking up with your friend and Hank the Tank: friend or foe?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I think it's almost illegal to still have your Christmas tree up right now. Plus, no one in the Bay Area is prepared for cold weather, and Sandy braves the Tahoe storm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is really understanding this odd piece of marriage advice. Plus, how bad do you want paid time off? Faking a pregnancy is a good option!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sleep hacks ranked, but I'm not doing THAT on a weekend... no way. Plus, toxic relationship for Valentine's or nah? ...and this new Uber feature is horrifying.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this Tinder Swindler even real? Sandy understands how it could happen though... because it's happened to her. Plus, the danger of changing seats on a plane.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guys put a little more effort into Valentine's Day than copy and pasting the same message to five different women. Plus, Marcus needs to start training like, yesterday for this ski trip.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can we talk about that halftime show? That was OUR music! Plus, Sandy is basically a pro athlete now, but she almost didn't make it back from Tahoe this weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry, but pics matter... for us at least. Plus, big game Saturday? ...and it's finally Friday but did it feel like it took 17 days to get here?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you are texting, you are texting... don't call me. Plus, don't pour a beer on the head of a Muay Thai boxing champion... it won't end well.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Valentine's Day? I'm over it! ...and so is everyone else? Plus, I really want to be like Amy and quit my job.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week it was 10 minutes a week, now all I need is 3 seconds of exercise? Sweet. Plus, love is in the air, and we are talking about your proposal stories, and cautioning about the absolute worst way to propose to someone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy "rages" over the weekend, but it required preparation like an Olympic athlete. Plus, the grossest, ickiest words, and men lingerie for the win or nah?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How to handle the big V Day if you are in a brand new relationship. Plus, is Sandy wrong for thinking babies are not cute?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the way to break up... with a friend? We have some "therapist approved" messages you can send them, but wow some of these are savage. Plus, the new hot criminal? The internet seems passionate, but also divided?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy has gone through a big relationship, and a big break up recently... the guy didn't know it though. Plus, all those big words Marcus has been using for year are making him sound really pretentious.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10 minutes and you too can be a zaddy. Plus, Marcus gets roasted by Los Angeles, and too big for Space X?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is about to strip down again. Plus, a teenager bests Elon Musk, and Sandy tells the dudes what not to get their lady for Valentine's Day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus gets roped into a lacy bet, and Sandy feels the pain of a woman with black nail polish.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is freaked out about this upcoming ski trip. He says he was decent at skiing... the one time he went 20 years ago! Plus, Sandy's got tips on what you should be spending extra money on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus felt the need to call someone out in public yesterday who was being rude... and of course it went sideways. Plus, through all the headaches and exhaustion, the people on the show with kids are reminded that their children do actually love them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman goes viral for a hilarious reason after trying to find her dream man. Plus, didn't we leave awkward Zoom happy hours back in 2020?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do airlines passengers do that drives Sandy NUTS!? Plus, your most savage shortest trip ever stories, and Marcus is still figuring out what to do about his January fail.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus chilled and got a haircut over the three day weekend, Sandy went to Hawaii!? Showoff! Plus, Marcus claims that he "accidently" broke his Dry January pledge.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Making friends as an adult is hard! Now science is validating what Marcus has thought for a long time. Plus, Sandy made a bone headed, dangerous mistake last night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus feel vindicated after science answers the question of whether sleeping your clothes is gross or not. Plus, how to deal with your friend that never has money, and the time we actually spend staring at our phones is even worse than we thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is not having a great dry January. He should probably just quit. Plus, Sandy returns to the gym and it sucked, and how you use your phone reveals a ton about your age.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Winning the lottery can be stressful! Just think about all those cousins you never knew you had and all the family vacations for other people you need to pay for now. Plus, making pancakes is hard OK?!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is 5 days into Dry January and he already has a major problem. Plus, Sandy expecting? ...and Mom gets a billboard for her single daughter for a very sweet reason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.