Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

The important thing after the Thanksgiving dinner is getting people the hell out of your house. We've got the pro tips! Plus, Marcus says he knows how to tell right at the wedding ceremony is a couple is going to last.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dairy on a first date... good idea or bad idea? Sandy thinks she might stay single forever. Plus, run through your crowded office naked, or reveal your salary?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was Sandy getting hit on by the exterminator? Plus, Christmas trees before Thanksgiving, and how key are leftovers, really?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is ready to start her career as a contractor. Plus, Jason considers canceling Christmas for this children, and how much less a wedding costs these days will surprise you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This time change is really hitting some of the members of the morning show hard. Plus, Marcus wants to royally screw over his wife this holiday season, and why you should never let your dog sleep in bed with you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is a scary demon who terrorizes children a good Christmas decoration? Plus, is Sandy being flirted with or not?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is still out here promoting the non traditional Thanksgiving meals and apparently everyone agrees with him. Plus, GoFundMe for dental work? ... and we learn people actually have the energy to get into fist fights on an airplane at 6am. Wow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why do we have to prepare to get an extra hour of sleep? Lame. Also, the perfect temperature for the office seems too hot to do anything except nap, and Marcus likes crab for Thanksgiving dinner for some reason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm taking a burning hot shower every morning whether it's healthy or not. Plus, Jason doubts his parenting skills, and everyone except Marcus wants to crap on Thanksgiving.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is upset she thinks her Dad cheaped out on Halloween. Marcus' Halloween was like a Chico frat party, and why are airplane announcements so corny these days?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Halloween candy is now a key part of your fitness routine. You're welcome! Plus, more Bay Area ghost stories, and deleting your social media can help you lose weight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most haunted places in the Bay? What about LIVING with two ghosts? NOPE! Plus, the joys of living in an airport for 3 months.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy's father continues to buy 40 full size candy bars for Halloween even though they had not had trick or treaters in years. Plus, Jason's in-laws really are moving in next door?!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy finally had the paranormal experience she's been dreaming of! Plus, bomb cyclone 2021, and Dad's don't dare leave the house without looking 100% fresh.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Could Sandy do it? Would YOU? For 15K a month... uhh, yea. Plus, horror movies ruining our lives for 50 years, and how to deal with your insane neighbor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Jason's in-laws want to move next door... good idea or nah? Plus, a father wants to scare the crap out of his kids because, why?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the movie you refuse to watch cause it's way too scary? ...and why is producer Jason way too into this stuff? Plus, 100 snakes in a Sonoma County house, and the risks of taking a secret day off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guys, great news! You have another excuse for not losing weight! Plus, Sandy has a scary time in Hollywood, but it's not because she met a ghost.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's a "sure fire" hack to have the entire row on an airplane all to yourself. Plus, Marcus misses human contact, everyone apparently loves work meetings, and why do you all have your holiday shopping done already!??!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Road tripping to recapture energy from 40 years ago... good idea or nah? Plus, a wedding ruined by Southwest, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCUS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Halloween candy that will totally wreck your teeth this year. Plus, how to broadcast yourself in the shower on IG Live, and what our old high school social groups say about us now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How high is the danger in brand new underwear? Plus, do you number 2 in front of your partner?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wedding hashtags... cool or nah? Wait, what's a hashtag again? Plus, Sandy trying to gear up for a ghost hunter adventure, and Marcus ditches his dad for the weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy wants to be a paranormal researcher so bad! One problem: she's way too scared. Plus, what the heck how are candy corn and twizzlers on this list of top selling Halloween candy!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you buy a house if you knew an exorcism took place inside? What if it was a great price? Plus, Marcus is so very excited about his holiday travel plans (sarcasm) and Sandy has another ghost encounter.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Facebook and Instagram down? Guess I have to actually do some work. Plus, Marcus' food pics are making him fat?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Many teens don't know how to make the bed or do laundry... but does Sandy? Plus, Marcus teaches his Dad about BDSM?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you have more than this much free time, you are probably incredibly unhappy. WTF? Plus, go big for Halloween or go home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Could she do it? Plus, the very first PSL, and how to be a YouTube star.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ladies, if your man wears a size 10, better watch out! Plus, Sandy partied it up in Palm Springs this past weekend, and Marcus cleans up nice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Jason once again wants to dress up his kids like murderers. Cute, or too creepy? Plus, pro tips on how (not) to break up with your stylist.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People are planning the conception of their baby around Zodiac signs and honestly we have never heard anything more stupid. Plus, don't ever comment on a woman's eating.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apple wants to creep on us even more and quite frankly I'm not comfortable with them knowing how bored I am everyday lying on my couch in the dark. Plus, Marcus doesn't want to be reminded of death at your wedding, and is a mom an a-hole if she makes her kids pay for their own snacks?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Great news! You can eat whatever you want and still be fit. Plus, who get the armrests when you sit in the middle seat on an airplane is finally answered. But is this really the solution?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't listen to basically every kind of music while driving... it could kill you! Plus, the best worst way to quit a job, and Jason's kid free anniversary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Three things you did last night are killing you! Plus, Marcus wants to be taken seriously as a Mexican, and things single people should know about marriage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mercury in retrograde starts soon, prepare to hide in a bunker! Plus, Sandy is forced to say hi to her neighbor, with surprising results.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Middle aged at 35? Nope, not cool. Plus, Ed Sheeran is on the phone, avoiding the airplane seat next to a baby, and all the ways we misread that innocent text message from a friend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You don't need 10K steps anymore! Plus, Sandy hears about some savage revenge, and Marcus can't eat all morning nor can he find anyone to give him a ride after his surgery. Poor guy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's it! I'm never leaving the house again! Plus, Marcus would love to wear PJ's and Ugg boots to Starbucks, and Sandy is right to be still recovering from her Vegas weekend... science proves it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is having a family the only easy excuse for getting out of a work meeting? Sandy needs options! Plus, how to talk to a neighbor when you have no idea what their name is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This one comment will never not be annoying!!! Plus, Sandy stars in a romantic comedy in Vegas, Marcus gardens and grosses out at the same time, and kids + "vacation" = "trip".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You have been sliding into DM's all wrong. We'll teach you how! Plus, the games married people play, and why we are not ready to let summer go just yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Want to avoid eating sweets and junk food? Just smell it! Plus, Marcus breaks up with his gardener, and Jason thinks his wife his testing him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are bald dudes sexy? What about "balding" dudes? Plus, another horrifying "I didn't know I was pregnant" story has Sandy freaked out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pumpkin spice at Christmas? Peppermint in July? No! Plus, the best pro tip to take a nap at work.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the single worst text message you could send someone. Avoid at all costs. Plus, how to avoid small talk with your neighbors, and how to fight a mountain lion.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you gossip at the office? Sandy and Jason think its key to bonding with your coworkers. Plus, how to dumpster dive like a pro, and then take a power nap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this mom just stunting for Tik Tok, or she really this terrible? Plus, Marcus shamed at the pool, and Sandy goes ham on a lamb... burger.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the social disaster we all have nightmares about. Plus, the science behind why hooking up with a ex is so easy, and keeps happening.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.