
Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"
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Marcus Winning or Sad As Heck?
Marcus had a very interesting ride home on Friday and is it super cool, or really pathetic? Plus, Corey did something she never does, and we love this guy that accidentally got over paid and then disappeared.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doggie Doo In Other's People's Cans
How do you feel about other people putting garbage in your trash cans? Seems like Producer Jason is about to get into some fights in his neighborhood. Plus, Corey is way too into thinking her life is haywire because of Mercury in Retrograde. Wait, is that even happening right now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“Good morning, baby. I had the sweetest dream about you"
This article about "romantic long text messages" is hilarious... but wait would Corey's husband actually want one of these? Plus, you ever get those neighbors that are a little TOO friendly?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey's Secret Hair Bill
Oh, Corey is keeping secrets from her husband? This is juicy! Also, more work = more drinking, but didn't we kinda already know that? Plus, does delivery for door dash sound like a hot date to you?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's A National Holiday
It's Corey's Birthday! ...but, cue the sad music, she's spending it alone? Plus, the robots are certainly taking over, but this is too much. Also, we do not agree apparently with 75% of people in the dating pool over this one issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Making You Fat At Night
Dang, I'm not even safe when I'm sleeping!? Plus, Corey is "looking forward" to her birthday tomorrow, and Marcus has some pro tips for everyone in the dating scene. Wait, hasn't Marcus been married for 10 years?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Infestation
Corey's hubby has an infestation problem. Gross! Plus, Marcus wants to know how to get out of an annoying conversation, and Producer Jason is pretty worried about his upcoming camping trip.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flight Delay Party
Corey's flight was delayed, so what better time to get to know strangers! Marcus' bus driver has better things to do, and the heat is coming in this week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pickle Juice For Health
Marcus actually likes to drink pickle juice? Guess he's gonna live forever now. Plus, this horse has a get out of work hack I think I need to try today.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Party? "Maybe"
When you RSVP "Maybe" to an invite Marcus sent you, it drives him NUTS! Plus, our junk food judgement, and Corey is very concerned about self aware robots.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Father's Day? What's That?
Father's are always getting the short end of the stick that's BS! Plus, that embarrassing text message you WISH you could have taken back, and the sad but hilarious story of a 30 year that just didn't want to move out of his parents house.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mickey At My Wedding
I'd love to have Mickey and Minnie Mouse at my wedding! ...but I also need food too! Geez! Plus, Marcus' big day out seeing Top Gun.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

F Words In Preschool
The team helps producer Jason with his foul mouthed pre-schooler. ...and why was Corey watching R rated movies when she was like, 10?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus AND Corey In The Building!
Marcus is back from his surgery, and Corey spent her first weekend back in the Bay. Marcus is on about 1 hour of sleep, and we just read that people look way less attractive to you when you don't get enough sleep. Eek!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy's Last Show!
Well this is it! Sandy is outta here! ...and we couldn't be more proud of her. Plus, Marcus checks in to tell us how his surgery went, and what kinda drugs he's on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes, I'll Take A Summer Friday
I need Fridays off... permanently? Plus, so freaking glad this Johnny Depp trial is over, and Elon Musk is angry in his emails.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You May Now Take Your Wife's Name
How many gentleman are out there are planning to take their wife's name when they get married? Plus, how to beat that dreaded post vacation depression.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She's In The Building!
New host Corey is in the building! Just in time for Marcus to leave for his shoulder surgery!? Plus, Sandy had the time of her life at Silk Sonic in Vegas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

5000 (Fake) Miles for a First Date
Could this first date story be real? Sandy wants it to be. Plus, how do you spend THIS much in Vegas? ...and some tips if you want to be less terrible at your job.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Break Yourself
Weekends are pretty dangerous for Marcus... he always hurts himself! Plus, we pay our kids to play outside now? OK. I guess. ...and a 1950's book with "tips to look after your husband" Oh, this should be good.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Medium Spree
Sandy is a on medium spree! ...but she's having trouble connecting with the other side. Plus, we get charged for crying now? Also, Sandy impulsively buys $1500 bedding and has no regrets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get Off Speaker PLEASE
Do speakerphone calls annoy the heck out of you? How do we end the madness? Plus, hugging is great but only for women, and you ready to rock a black wedding dress.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shocker Zoom Couple Divorce!
The couple that never met in person has divorced. The world is mourning! Plus, guy sets record for eating more Big Mac's than any human being and Marcus is jealous.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot in Vegas
Sandy didn't get hit on in Vegas, but her food did? Plus, neighborhood wars over parking spots, and why men should never, ever, plan a family vacation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gluten Free for Who?
Ah the struggle when you want to support your family but also eat lots of pizza. Plus, she's doing at 80 what we can't do at 40.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How Well Do You Know Your Wife?
Marcus and Jason are put to the test when Sandy asks them questions everyone should know about their partner 6 months into a relationship. Plus, how to we get someone to upgrade from a Jitterbug phone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's Definitely Into You
If a guy spends hours helping you out with something, he's def into you, right? Plus, bridal party costs are out of control, and what to do when you forget someone's name for the 17th time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nesting With My Imaginary Boyfriend
Sandy is in a relationship, but the guy doesn't know it yet. Plus, Jason turns 40 today... can find something positive in that, please? Also, I'm getting too old to be helping you move.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The BIG Announcement
It was an emotional, raw, real, and joyous day on the Marcus & Sandy show when Sandy made her big announcement. Plus, Marcus barely made it through Mother's Day alive.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh, Mother's Day is THIS Weekend?
Marcus thought his daughter was covering Mother's Day this year. Woops! Plus, how to squeeze in a work out at work in the most embarrassing ways possible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bay Area Exodus
The Bay Area is shrinking, and fast! Plus, Sandy is changing her Mother's Day plan for her parents, but they don't know it yet. We'll get them on the phone and... hope this goes well!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Mom's Want
Why do we screw this up every year? It's so easy! Plus, insane dude climbs the largest sky scraper in the state...for his Instagram? ...and you know you are getting old when you get excited about new garbage cans from the garbage company.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Championship Bagging
Meet the nations best grocery bagger. Woah, that's a thing? Plus, the absolute most brutal way to get caught cheating with the nanny.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every 4 Months is Cool, Right?
Single guys are not doing themselves any favors by acting like this. Plus, things get awkward with Sandy in the surgery room, and Marcus' daughter is becoming him, and it's scary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wedding Regret... The First Time Around At Least
What are your biggest wedding regrets/cheap outs? Don't worry you can fix it the second time around! Plus, Sandy made the mistake of looking at reviews for possible apartment buildings she wants to move to, and Only Fans model makes so much money her parents moved in with her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#1 In Front of Each Other?
Do you use the bathroom in front of your partner? Are you mad if you want to, and they don't? Plus, Marcus has a very strict no shoes rule, so don't test him, and all the parents out there are really missing things from their life before kids.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turning 40 Crisis
Turning 40, and it's time to get abs! Plus, if you work from home, beware of your neighbors asking you to help deliver a bed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"You May Now Flip The Coin..."
Couples decides their last name by coin flip? Marcus is upset he didn't think of this himself. Plus, Sandy sees her therapist IRL and it's... strange. Plus, I didn't drink, I'm not spending 100 bucks on this meal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Social Media Told Me To Eat Broccoli
Getting all your dietary advice on social media? You should be concerned. Plus, Sandy has a very 420 Uber Eats moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please, No Singing
Ready to settle in for a nap on that long international flight? Sorry time to sing! Plus, IG is so fake but you already knew that. ...and how to do a bomb wedding on the cheap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"So, I'm Vegan Now..."
Marcus' daughter just announced she's vegan and now he needs help. Phase or nah? Plus, we are ready for a 4 day work week and a 3 hour lunch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Hot Cop of Tucson
Happy day after Easter! Sandy's basket, once again, did not disappoint. Plus, Marcus hits Lego Land, we all decide to sleep instead of work out, and Sandy falls in love with the hot cop of Tucson.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

20% For Guilt
It's Friday, and I just got guilted into tipping 30% for a bottle of water I just bought. This needs to be illegal. Plus, Sandy is loving this old school dating rule/litmus test.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How To Keep Your Man
A professional mistress has some pro tips on how to keep your man from cheating. This advice though... I dunno. Plus, how much your favorite social media pet is really making, and the shocking lengths we go to not to buy gas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Levitating For Gainz
Here are the top musical artists to listen to if you want those gainz... and Marcus is mad about this list. Plus, Sandy's mom better not be interrupted when Days of our Lives is on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Can You Talk?"
Don't ever send this text message! It's just plain mean. Plus, how old is too old for an Easter basket? ...and, how is your step count today? Lower than Marcus?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New Friend Group Applicant
How do you successfully bring a new person into the friend group? Is it even worth it to upset the delicate balance of the group? Plus, Spring Break... parents, are you dreading it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Congrats, it's an XBOX!
Video games in the delivery room... red flag? Plus, April Fool's stupidity, and this Grandma says you better get drunk at her funeral but do NOT let Bertha attend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Worst Drivers In History
Are drivers even bigger jerks now? Possibly, but maybe they have always been jerks. Plus, Marcus' Dad casually cussing, and Sandy bring back compassion to the work place.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My Dream Cosplay Wedding
Marcus and Sandy are planning their cosplay wedding. You really want that in your wedding album forever? Plus, the terrible lies men tell, and throuples are an official thing now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.