Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Guys put a little more effort into Valentine's Day than copy and pasting the same message to five different women. Plus, Marcus needs to start training like, yesterday for this ski trip.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can we talk about that halftime show? That was OUR music! Plus, Sandy is basically a pro athlete now, but she almost didn't make it back from Tahoe this weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry, but pics matter... for us at least. Plus, big game Saturday? ...and it's finally Friday but did it feel like it took 17 days to get here?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you are texting, you are texting... don't call me. Plus, don't pour a beer on the head of a Muay Thai boxing champion... it won't end well.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Valentine's Day? I'm over it! ...and so is everyone else? Plus, I really want to be like Amy and quit my job.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week it was 10 minutes a week, now all I need is 3 seconds of exercise? Sweet. Plus, love is in the air, and we are talking about your proposal stories, and cautioning about the absolute worst way to propose to someone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy "rages" over the weekend, but it required preparation like an Olympic athlete. Plus, the grossest, ickiest words, and men lingerie for the win or nah?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How to handle the big V Day if you are in a brand new relationship. Plus, is Sandy wrong for thinking babies are not cute?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the way to break up... with a friend? We have some "therapist approved" messages you can send them, but wow some of these are savage. Plus, the new hot criminal? The internet seems passionate, but also divided?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy has gone through a big relationship, and a big break up recently... the guy didn't know it though. Plus, all those big words Marcus has been using for year are making him sound really pretentious.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

10 minutes and you too can be a zaddy. Plus, Marcus gets roasted by Los Angeles, and too big for Space X?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is about to strip down again. Plus, a teenager bests Elon Musk, and Sandy tells the dudes what not to get their lady for Valentine's Day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus gets roped into a lacy bet, and Sandy feels the pain of a woman with black nail polish.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is freaked out about this upcoming ski trip. He says he was decent at skiing... the one time he went 20 years ago! Plus, Sandy's got tips on what you should be spending extra money on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus felt the need to call someone out in public yesterday who was being rude... and of course it went sideways. Plus, through all the headaches and exhaustion, the people on the show with kids are reminded that their children do actually love them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman goes viral for a hilarious reason after trying to find her dream man. Plus, didn't we leave awkward Zoom happy hours back in 2020?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do airlines passengers do that drives Sandy NUTS!? Plus, your most savage shortest trip ever stories, and Marcus is still figuring out what to do about his January fail.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus chilled and got a haircut over the three day weekend, Sandy went to Hawaii!? Showoff! Plus, Marcus claims that he "accidently" broke his Dry January pledge.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Making friends as an adult is hard! Now science is validating what Marcus has thought for a long time. Plus, Sandy made a bone headed, dangerous mistake last night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus feel vindicated after science answers the question of whether sleeping your clothes is gross or not. Plus, how to deal with your friend that never has money, and the time we actually spend staring at our phones is even worse than we thought.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is not having a great dry January. He should probably just quit. Plus, Sandy returns to the gym and it sucked, and how you use your phone reveals a ton about your age.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Winning the lottery can be stressful! Just think about all those cousins you never knew you had and all the family vacations for other people you need to pay for now. Plus, making pancakes is hard OK?!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is 5 days into Dry January and he already has a major problem. Plus, Sandy expecting? ...and Mom gets a billboard for her single daughter for a very sweet reason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feeling down in the dumps cause Christmas is over? We've got the pro tips to get over the blues! Sort of. Plus, Sandy loves dining alone but her one relaxing night alone was ruined by another solo diner recently. Also, is it possible to be friends with someone who doesn't ever text?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy left California and discovered winter! The problem was, she almost didn't make it back alive. Plus, Marcus stops drinking, and no one can stay up late enough for New Year's.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy needs her parents Christmas gift to arrive in the mail tomorrow, and she's willing to do illegal things to get it! Plus, how to survive your in-laws this holiday season. Spoiler: Don't take Marcus' advice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this five year old a genius, or nah? Plus, the Bay Area just can not deal with the cold.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus' daughter is all about the Christmas presents this year. She's keeping track and she means business. Plus, how many of us have really given up on our diet for the holidays?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Martha Stewart has some pro tips for holiday party success... gee she's just like us! Pfft. Also, Sandy wastes money on a terrible Cameo video... or did she?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most embarrassing way you've embarrassed yourself? We've got stories about water bottle and wine bottles doing serious damage. Plus, the thing people hate the most about the holiday season, and Marcus gets trapped into being a college professor for 7 year olds.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many gifts are too many gifts...for a 2 year old? Plus, Marcus' father tries CBD gummies for the first time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Parents: Your kids know where you are hiding all the Christmas presents. Plus, how to get out of that terrible conversation with a stranger.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Christmas song stresses you the hell out? Plus, Jason wants to break the Christmas present rules, and Sandy is screwing up her work week by doing this on the weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy was emotional on TV last night, plus her father did something over the weekend that wasn't even appropriate for the buffet. Also, the one thing your partner wishes was different about you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone claims that a group of 10 people on Thanksgiving should be eating for less than $60? Really? Marcus spends more than that on just alcohol. ...and we need the alcohol! Plus, Sandy attempts to get out of a very uncomfortable conversation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it even possible to get through the holidays without drinking? Plus, Sandy makes contact with a ghost, and Chrissy Teigen at it again?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy got stuck in the B seat twice!? Plus, we apparently think we should be "showered" in gifts, and the best person to get us those gifts? Ourselves!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The important thing after the Thanksgiving dinner is getting people the hell out of your house. We've got the pro tips! Plus, Marcus says he knows how to tell right at the wedding ceremony is a couple is going to last.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dairy on a first date... good idea or bad idea? Sandy thinks she might stay single forever. Plus, run through your crowded office naked, or reveal your salary?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was Sandy getting hit on by the exterminator? Plus, Christmas trees before Thanksgiving, and how key are leftovers, really?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is ready to start her career as a contractor. Plus, Jason considers canceling Christmas for this children, and how much less a wedding costs these days will surprise you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This time change is really hitting some of the members of the morning show hard. Plus, Marcus wants to royally screw over his wife this holiday season, and why you should never let your dog sleep in bed with you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is a scary demon who terrorizes children a good Christmas decoration? Plus, is Sandy being flirted with or not?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is still out here promoting the non traditional Thanksgiving meals and apparently everyone agrees with him. Plus, GoFundMe for dental work? ... and we learn people actually have the energy to get into fist fights on an airplane at 6am. Wow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why do we have to prepare to get an extra hour of sleep? Lame. Also, the perfect temperature for the office seems too hot to do anything except nap, and Marcus likes crab for Thanksgiving dinner for some reason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm taking a burning hot shower every morning whether it's healthy or not. Plus, Jason doubts his parenting skills, and everyone except Marcus wants to crap on Thanksgiving.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is upset she thinks her Dad cheaped out on Halloween. Marcus' Halloween was like a Chico frat party, and why are airplane announcements so corny these days?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Halloween candy is now a key part of your fitness routine. You're welcome! Plus, more Bay Area ghost stories, and deleting your social media can help you lose weight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most haunted places in the Bay? What about LIVING with two ghosts? NOPE! Plus, the joys of living in an airport for 3 months.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy's father continues to buy 40 full size candy bars for Halloween even though they had not had trick or treaters in years. Plus, Jason's in-laws really are moving in next door?!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.