Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Mercury in retrograde starts soon, prepare to hide in a bunker! Plus, Sandy is forced to say hi to her neighbor, with surprising results.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Middle aged at 35? Nope, not cool. Plus, Ed Sheeran is on the phone, avoiding the airplane seat next to a baby, and all the ways we misread that innocent text message from a friend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You don't need 10K steps anymore! Plus, Sandy hears about some savage revenge, and Marcus can't eat all morning nor can he find anyone to give him a ride after his surgery. Poor guy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's it! I'm never leaving the house again! Plus, Marcus would love to wear PJ's and Ugg boots to Starbucks, and Sandy is right to be still recovering from her Vegas weekend... science proves it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is having a family the only easy excuse for getting out of a work meeting? Sandy needs options! Plus, how to talk to a neighbor when you have no idea what their name is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This one comment will never not be annoying!!! Plus, Sandy stars in a romantic comedy in Vegas, Marcus gardens and grosses out at the same time, and kids + "vacation" = "trip".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You have been sliding into DM's all wrong. We'll teach you how! Plus, the games married people play, and why we are not ready to let summer go just yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Want to avoid eating sweets and junk food? Just smell it! Plus, Marcus breaks up with his gardener, and Jason thinks his wife his testing him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are bald dudes sexy? What about "balding" dudes? Plus, another horrifying "I didn't know I was pregnant" story has Sandy freaked out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pumpkin spice at Christmas? Peppermint in July? No! Plus, the best pro tip to take a nap at work.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the single worst text message you could send someone. Avoid at all costs. Plus, how to avoid small talk with your neighbors, and how to fight a mountain lion.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you gossip at the office? Sandy and Jason think its key to bonding with your coworkers. Plus, how to dumpster dive like a pro, and then take a power nap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this mom just stunting for Tik Tok, or she really this terrible? Plus, Marcus shamed at the pool, and Sandy goes ham on a lamb... burger.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the social disaster we all have nightmares about. Plus, the science behind why hooking up with a ex is so easy, and keeps happening.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Airlines banning alcohol? How will Marcus ever fly again? Plus, eating that hot dog for dinner tonight is taking minutes off your life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there any possible way to take a photo of someone without them knowing, and not looking like a creepy weirdo? Also, single guys over 50... damaged beyond repair? Marcus thinks so.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When is it OK to put out Halloween decorations? Producer Jason has the answer drilled down to a science. Plus, grossest thing you have ever seen a co-worker do, and how territorial are you about your spot on the couch?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z is bringing back the phone call! Marcus is thrilled! Plus, our drinking increased how much last year? ...and I dream about being a hero, but I dunno if I would wrestle an alligator.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How much money have you wasted on crap you bought online that you never used? No matter your answer, you can't beat Sandy she is the queen of buying junk. Plus, time to delete your ex on social media!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Really? I thought my barista loved me? Also, Sandy forgot how old she was over the weekend, and was horrified when she found out. Plus, Sundays are very scary apparently.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pro tips on how to get out of a conversation with that co-worker you want nothing to do with. Plus, how your insane drunk uncle made your wedding weird, and why "workcations" really suck.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My cardio isn't an accident, it's purposely integrated into my daily life, ok!? Plus, do you really want to live in Stockton? ...and the things that baristas hate seem kinda silly.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are gyms dead? Sandy hopes not, but Marcus could do with a few less guys using the locker room to blow dry... everything. Plus, Marcus "let it slip" around someone he shouldn't have, and what do you do when you have a sexy dream about a co-worker?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is horrified there is a company that wants to put cameras in the homes of their work from home employees. Nightmare! ...but what if you got more vacation time and a 4 day work week? Plus: Parents, be careful what you say to your kids, it could cost you millions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Experts" say you only really need 3 to 4 minutes in the shower. Pfft, I'm going to need a lot longer than that to ponder my life choices. Plus, Marcus is a science experiment, and Sandy goes crazy in Napa... by watching The Golden Girls?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy dreams of living alone in the desert... just call her a goddess, not a hermit. Plus, Marcus is behaving badly in front of his therapist.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To recline, or not to recline... that is the question. Sandy is SO pissed if you recline in front of her on a flight... Marcus can't recline soon enough. Plus, Marcus' first time at a dispensary, woman vs coyote, and we can't remember what we look like because of IG filters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is it about ourselves that makes people just not want to be around us. Deep soul searching time! Plus, Marcus is all about food pics, but you better eat that food afterwards!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus tried to camp this weekend but hurt himself badly about one hour in. Plus, your most random and funny celeb sightings, and Sandy is thinking about selling something, anything! as an NFT. We are working way too hard we need to figure out this NFT thing, ok!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if you were taking a shower and your neighbor could see... everything. I mean, opening to get a date with the hot guy across the street? Plus, you could quit drinking coffee to be healthier, but who would want to quit coffee?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you think your boyfriend is cheating, you need to perfect the art of the zoom in. Plus, Marcus plans an epic taco night, only to get a soul crushing comment from his daughter.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Want to rent someone's pool? Sounds cool, until the homeowner wants to kick it with you. Plus, I've been using Doritos all wrong, and Marcus doubles down on his hoarding of gift cards.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ladies, a married man is trying to get with you... do you tell his wife? Plus, Marcus wouldn't wash himself, or anything, if it wasn't for his wife.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you get embarrassed about buying certain things at the store? Marcus DGAF. Plus, is a device free dinner even possible?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Which nickname for San Francisco is the most offensive? Plus, Sandy ate way more junk food than we previously thoughts on her east coast trip a few weeks ago. I mean, wow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can your husband not remember a damn thing about you even though you have been married for 20 years? This new product may help! Plus, Sandy knows how to fake that work out you are dreading, and Marcus shares the 10 junk foods he loves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who is the laziest person in your family, and what are they not doing that drives you nuts? Plus, Jeff Bezos: Space Cowboy, and the great hot dog condiment war of 2021.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus will do the basic household duties, as long as you make it super simple for him. Plus, Sandy is ready to work alllll day as long she gets an extra day off, and A's... PLEASE don't leave!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy went to party this weekend that came with a disclaimer: Beware of the naked guy. Plus, do you love the drama of reading about break ups online? Marcus does!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy has a friend who is the master of online stalking... wait, let's call it "research". Plus, the list of things that officially mean you are old. Crap, I did 5 of these things last night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The top excuses to avoid working out? Sure, we just used 3 of these yesterday... and probably will again today! Plus, in search of 3 foot tall bigfoot in Marcus' backyard.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus has a very unique approach to his new "diet". Plus, kids please don't put household bleach on your teeth? OK?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The time will come soon where we can order our robot bride online. Great idea or nah? Plus, is THIS hairstyle for old ladies only?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is back from the Jersey Shore were she had the best time of her life. "Legendary" doesn't begin to describe it. Plus, Marcus has an 80's vaca, and we discuss why so many wedding traditions just need to end.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus the parenting pro tip givin, road trippin super dad. Plus, drink wine, love long, but do mixed drinks count as well?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got the pro tips to make him fall in love! OMG this is so stupid. Plus, how to get paid for 15 years by doing nothing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus and Sandy both have a message for the kids... don't eat that. Plus, Marcus has great power with his new handicap sign, but he also has great responsibility.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Preparing for a vacation can be stressful! Well, for some people at least. Sandy is stressed, but Marcus is chill as hell. Plus, Marcus is prepared to be as creepy as possible to save a few bucks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A new Netflix show has us asking ourselves... would I rather date a sexy alien, or a dolphin? Plus, Sandy is going to make an afternoon charcuterie board to make her life better, and Marcus doesn't like BMW drivers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the secrets to a long life? Marcus has been doing this every night for years! Plus, how do you spell that?? ...and how to avoid burn out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.