Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Feeling down in the dumps cause Christmas is over? We've got the pro tips to get over the blues! Sort of. Plus, Sandy loves dining alone but her one relaxing night alone was ruined by another solo diner recently. Also, is it possible to be friends with someone who doesn't ever text?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy left California and discovered winter! The problem was, she almost didn't make it back alive. Plus, Marcus stops drinking, and no one can stay up late enough for New Year's.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy needs her parents Christmas gift to arrive in the mail tomorrow, and she's willing to do illegal things to get it! Plus, how to survive your in-laws this holiday season. Spoiler: Don't take Marcus' advice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this five year old a genius, or nah? Plus, the Bay Area just can not deal with the cold.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus' daughter is all about the Christmas presents this year. She's keeping track and she means business. Plus, how many of us have really given up on our diet for the holidays?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Martha Stewart has some pro tips for holiday party success... gee she's just like us! Pfft. Also, Sandy wastes money on a terrible Cameo video... or did she?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most embarrassing way you've embarrassed yourself? We've got stories about water bottle and wine bottles doing serious damage. Plus, the thing people hate the most about the holiday season, and Marcus gets trapped into being a college professor for 7 year olds.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many gifts are too many gifts...for a 2 year old? Plus, Marcus' father tries CBD gummies for the first time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Parents: Your kids know where you are hiding all the Christmas presents. Plus, how to get out of that terrible conversation with a stranger.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Christmas song stresses you the hell out? Plus, Jason wants to break the Christmas present rules, and Sandy is screwing up her work week by doing this on the weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy was emotional on TV last night, plus her father did something over the weekend that wasn't even appropriate for the buffet. Also, the one thing your partner wishes was different about you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone claims that a group of 10 people on Thanksgiving should be eating for less than $60? Really? Marcus spends more than that on just alcohol. ...and we need the alcohol! Plus, Sandy attempts to get out of a very uncomfortable conversation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it even possible to get through the holidays without drinking? Plus, Sandy makes contact with a ghost, and Chrissy Teigen at it again?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy got stuck in the B seat twice!? Plus, we apparently think we should be "showered" in gifts, and the best person to get us those gifts? Ourselves!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The important thing after the Thanksgiving dinner is getting people the hell out of your house. We've got the pro tips! Plus, Marcus says he knows how to tell right at the wedding ceremony is a couple is going to last.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dairy on a first date... good idea or bad idea? Sandy thinks she might stay single forever. Plus, run through your crowded office naked, or reveal your salary?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was Sandy getting hit on by the exterminator? Plus, Christmas trees before Thanksgiving, and how key are leftovers, really?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is ready to start her career as a contractor. Plus, Jason considers canceling Christmas for this children, and how much less a wedding costs these days will surprise you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This time change is really hitting some of the members of the morning show hard. Plus, Marcus wants to royally screw over his wife this holiday season, and why you should never let your dog sleep in bed with you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is a scary demon who terrorizes children a good Christmas decoration? Plus, is Sandy being flirted with or not?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is still out here promoting the non traditional Thanksgiving meals and apparently everyone agrees with him. Plus, GoFundMe for dental work? ... and we learn people actually have the energy to get into fist fights on an airplane at 6am. Wow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why do we have to prepare to get an extra hour of sleep? Lame. Also, the perfect temperature for the office seems too hot to do anything except nap, and Marcus likes crab for Thanksgiving dinner for some reason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm taking a burning hot shower every morning whether it's healthy or not. Plus, Jason doubts his parenting skills, and everyone except Marcus wants to crap on Thanksgiving.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is upset she thinks her Dad cheaped out on Halloween. Marcus' Halloween was like a Chico frat party, and why are airplane announcements so corny these days?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Halloween candy is now a key part of your fitness routine. You're welcome! Plus, more Bay Area ghost stories, and deleting your social media can help you lose weight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most haunted places in the Bay? What about LIVING with two ghosts? NOPE! Plus, the joys of living in an airport for 3 months.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy's father continues to buy 40 full size candy bars for Halloween even though they had not had trick or treaters in years. Plus, Jason's in-laws really are moving in next door?!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy finally had the paranormal experience she's been dreaming of! Plus, bomb cyclone 2021, and Dad's don't dare leave the house without looking 100% fresh.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Could Sandy do it? Would YOU? For 15K a month... uhh, yea. Plus, horror movies ruining our lives for 50 years, and how to deal with your insane neighbor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Jason's in-laws want to move next door... good idea or nah? Plus, a father wants to scare the crap out of his kids because, why?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the movie you refuse to watch cause it's way too scary? ...and why is producer Jason way too into this stuff? Plus, 100 snakes in a Sonoma County house, and the risks of taking a secret day off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guys, great news! You have another excuse for not losing weight! Plus, Sandy has a scary time in Hollywood, but it's not because she met a ghost.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's a "sure fire" hack to have the entire row on an airplane all to yourself. Plus, Marcus misses human contact, everyone apparently loves work meetings, and why do you all have your holiday shopping done already!??!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Road tripping to recapture energy from 40 years ago... good idea or nah? Plus, a wedding ruined by Southwest, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCUS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Halloween candy that will totally wreck your teeth this year. Plus, how to broadcast yourself in the shower on IG Live, and what our old high school social groups say about us now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How high is the danger in brand new underwear? Plus, do you number 2 in front of your partner?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wedding hashtags... cool or nah? Wait, what's a hashtag again? Plus, Sandy trying to gear up for a ghost hunter adventure, and Marcus ditches his dad for the weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy wants to be a paranormal researcher so bad! One problem: she's way too scared. Plus, what the heck how are candy corn and twizzlers on this list of top selling Halloween candy!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you buy a house if you knew an exorcism took place inside? What if it was a great price? Plus, Marcus is so very excited about his holiday travel plans (sarcasm) and Sandy has another ghost encounter.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Facebook and Instagram down? Guess I have to actually do some work. Plus, Marcus' food pics are making him fat?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Many teens don't know how to make the bed or do laundry... but does Sandy? Plus, Marcus teaches his Dad about BDSM?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you have more than this much free time, you are probably incredibly unhappy. WTF? Plus, go big for Halloween or go home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Could she do it? Plus, the very first PSL, and how to be a YouTube star.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ladies, if your man wears a size 10, better watch out! Plus, Sandy partied it up in Palm Springs this past weekend, and Marcus cleans up nice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Jason once again wants to dress up his kids like murderers. Cute, or too creepy? Plus, pro tips on how (not) to break up with your stylist.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People are planning the conception of their baby around Zodiac signs and honestly we have never heard anything more stupid. Plus, don't ever comment on a woman's eating.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apple wants to creep on us even more and quite frankly I'm not comfortable with them knowing how bored I am everyday lying on my couch in the dark. Plus, Marcus doesn't want to be reminded of death at your wedding, and is a mom an a-hole if she makes her kids pay for their own snacks?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Great news! You can eat whatever you want and still be fit. Plus, who get the armrests when you sit in the middle seat on an airplane is finally answered. But is this really the solution?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't listen to basically every kind of music while driving... it could kill you! Plus, the best worst way to quit a job, and Jason's kid free anniversary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Three things you did last night are killing you! Plus, Marcus wants to be taken seriously as a Mexican, and things single people should know about marriage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.