
Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"
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Eyes Up!
Pay attention when you are walking around today... Corey saw something really scary yesterday that reminded her to keep the phone in your pocket. Plus, we used to take getting our grocery bagged for granted. Now...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Worst Halloween Candy is...
So surprising revelations are coming out about America's taste for Halloween candy. Tootsie Rolls this high on the list? Plus, Corey likes Candy Corn? Plus, money really can buy happiness, and our creepy recurring dreams.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Laundry Robot or Terminator IRL?
Are you here for the robot revolution? Marcus and Corey are certainly not, but Jason wants one to make dinner? Plus, Corey might be dressing too young for her age.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leave Your Dog At Home
What's the most annoying thing people do at the grocery store? Marcus & Corey agree on the worst offense. Plus, Corey can not be left alone... she get into way too much trouble.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Ungrateful Gift Receiver
Is it even worth it? Giving gift to people that just don't care? Plus, we are way too stressed and our bodies are hating us for it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not Sober October
Let's just keep it to dry January, OK? We don't need another month. Plus, Corey can attest to hard it is to make friends as an adult.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Use My Phone While...
A shocking number of people use their phones while driving... but, confession time, so do we. Plus, what would you do if your in laws came to live with you, and you had no idea they were coming?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can't Do Cheap Again
What's something you went big on, and now can never go back to the cheap version? Plus, Corey almost got arrested over the weekend, and... the one chip challenge is back? ...and worse than ever?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Kind of Eater Are You?
Are you a fuel eater or a storm eater? What kind do you want to be? Plus, couples makes excel spreadsheet to help with the household chores, and it had a surprising impact!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The In Laws Next Door
Would you want to live next to your in-laws? I could be great, and it could be real bad. Plus, apparently we should be letting our kids get screen time, but you have to do one additional thing before sitting them down in front of the TV.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When To Get Your Kid A Phone
Is there a perfect age to allow your kid to have their own phone? A group of moms who have banded together online think so. Plus, Corey has seen naked people driving... can you beat that?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Too Creepy For Halloween?
Should Jason's kids dress up in a couples costume for Halloween? His wife thinks it's kinda creepy. Plus, science has told us the perfect amount of free time you need to stay sane. The number is shockingly high. Who has this amount of time to fart around???See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Too Soon for Halloween?
Is it too soon to put up Halloween decorations? Jason wants to start yesterday. Plus, the things we are tired of pretending we like.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...but do we really want to know what our cats are thinking?
This cat interpreter app could go sideways pretty quick. Plus, Corey was away for the holiday weekend, and was greeted by the Bay Area HEAT. Also, some of you were quiet quitting before it was a thing, but here's how to know if you are really taking part in the movement.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fake ID Fun
Corey was the queen of the fake ID... her experience seems pretty exciting actually. Plus, how much exercise do I really need to live a long life? It just keeps going up...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eating In Bed - Deal Breaker?
Corey eats in bed all the time! Is that bad? Plus, Jason has hopes he might be a good father after all, and why a guy is stressed over his fiancé needing 12 pillows to fall asleep.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PSL Season Passion
Corey is mad... err, passionate about PSL season arriving too soon. Plus, admit it, you've stolen something from a restaurant, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please Stop Airdropping...
How mad would you be if your international vacation was delayed because someone was airdropping dirty photos? Plus, Corey's husband left town, and Marcus fashions himself Mr. Fix It.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm Going To Quiet Quit, Then You Can Quiet Fire Me
All this quiet workplace stuff is getting interesting. Plus, it's Furry Fridays, and International Dog day... overload of cuteness! Oh, and is Marcus a "smart drinker"?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Starbucks Tips If You Are A Bad Person
There are ways to get free stuff at Starbucks, but what does it say about you if you try any of these? Plus, Marcus has a caregiver for his elderly father, and she has figured out some amazing hacks that has Marcus laughing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Too Late To Eat?
How late is too late to have your kids at a restaurant? Plus, here's what not to do on your next flight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Choreplay is a Real Thing
Corey just coined the term, "Choreplay"... and it's a real thing. Plus, we've got thoughts on a very uninvolved father, and jealous girlfriends, please sit down.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eating Stuff Outta A Hat
Marcus & Corey had a great time at the Giants game yesterday eating just... everything. Plus, the tooth fairy is paying out just a bit more these days than when you were a kid.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Silently Judging
We're judging people all day... but we mostly stay silent about it. Time to let it out! Plus, how bad does it have to get for you to walk out of a restaurant?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hubby's Boredom is Corey's Fault?
Corey is feeling guilty for not entertaining her husband enough. Plus, honeymoons = better marriages, and the number one pro tip for lending money to friends: don't do it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pick a Favorite!
Marcus really tried to get his elderly father to pick a favorite kid this weekend. LOL. Plus, Corey is back from that romantic wine getaway with her hubby, but did their host try to kick it with them? Awkward!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That Secret Spending Might Be Good For Your Marriage
Why having that secret credit card might be the best thing for your relationship. Plus, we love doing thing the old way! Where's my Walkman?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Deserve This
What treat do you reward yourself with after completing the most mundane or simple task? Plus, why living apart might be best for your marriage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rental Host Hang Session
Corey and her hubby rented a house for a wine trip getaway, but now the host is saying he wants to hang out with them? Talk about awkward and ruining the romance. Plus, you too can be the hottest person in the room with these 5 easy "tricks".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, That Was Quick...
Corey's husband has been in town for 4 days and she's already sick of him? Uh oh! LOL. Plus, how to be a pro napper... but you have to be really, really good at sleeping.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hubba Hubba Hubby in Town
Corey's husband is driving from Oregon to meet her in San Francisco this weekend. He's staying with her in the her studio apartment with two dogs, for three weeks!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put These Kids On A Leash
Dad gets crap online for putting his 5 kids on a leash. Jason has two kids and he can't handle them...and apparently that makes some people upset. Plus, feeling glass half empty lately? It might be because you are sleeping on the wrong side of the bed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My 2 Year Old Cleans Better Than You
Is a two year old who knows how to mop the floor really that bad? Plus, this college kid is mad about being put on a budget? Better check himself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having Lunch With a Married Man
Is it OK to go to lunch with a married co-worker? Apparently Marcus has done this??? Plus, Corey thinks this lady is bringing all woman down with her disgusting thoughts on dating. This lady says she's a "guru"?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Marcus Survive?
Marcus is back from his camping trip this weekend. Did he survive the trip with that bum shoulder of his? Plus, Corey has had it with this woman mad about her neighbors barking dog. Petty levels high on this one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billionaire Pro Tips
Planning on winning the Mega Millions? We got you. Plus, the couple that has never kissed, and Marcus is going on a very dangerous camping trip this weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Exact Schedule For A Perfect Morning
If you want to have a perfect morning, you need to wake up at exactly 7:12 AM. ...and that's just the start of it. Plus, how to be the perfect neighbor. Send this list to your crappy neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey The Nudist?
Corey can sort of relate to this story about a woman who says clothes make her "anxious" Plus, you should really be aware of what TV show or movie you are watching on planes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Very Scared of Robots
Marcus is dead scared of robots... especially the ones that play chess. Plus, that nap you are going to take today COULD KILL YOU!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In-N-Out Though?
Why does Corey have to be bringing such negativity on a Monday? LOL. Plus, Marcus had a great weekend shoveling manure, and, got some bad news... your neighbors are probably spying on you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Happened To These Clothes?
Corey like wearing clothes new from the store without washing them, but if these stories are true, maybe she should re-think that? Plus, the PERFECT age to get married... from an expert in the field.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#SaveFosterCityGeese
We need to band together and save these innocent animals! Plus, now I finally know why my exercise isn't working. Also, is it a red flag that these father's missed the birth of their child for the stupidest reasons?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sleeping In A Scary Steel Tube
Corey is scared of these stand up sleeping pods. Who would want that nightmare? Plus, do you know those married couples that have only ever dated each other? Blows our minds, and Marcus' story has them all beat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Corey Stealing From Her Own Husband?
Corey walked in this morning feeling a tad bit guilty about what she has been doing to her husband. We're going to help her figure this out. Plus, Marcus has been living by the "happy wife, happy life" mantra for a long time, and now science is backing him up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Is An Emergency!
Corey's plane had to make an emergency landing last week. Scary! Plus, bad news if you are under 40 and like to drink... it's terrible for you apparently!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guilt Tipping Can Kiss My...
I hate when they spin that iPad around... the pressure to tip! Plus, three things to be more optimistic, but are these tips BS?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Amount of Exercise Can Fix This
Bad news... it doesn't matter how much you work out if you are eating extra cheesecake on the weekend. Plus, this tourist is giving all Americans a bad name, and how to make sure you aren't dressing too young, or too old, but juuuuust right.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey's Embarrassing Text Message
Corey sent a text message to a stranger by accident this past weekend. The results of the mistake were very interesting though. Plus, avoid these remote work mishaps if you can.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kissy Face For Health
Makeout sessions with your partner is apparently good for your health. Uh oh... is Corey in trouble? Plus, having a dog makes everyone safer! Adopt don't shop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Number 2 For You
If you need to do THAT, take it somewhere else! Plus, Corey insists on an open bar at your wedding. She's not going to pay to be there.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.