Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Sandy is in a relationship, but the guy doesn't know it yet. Plus, Jason turns 40 today... can find something positive in that, please? Also, I'm getting too old to be helping you move.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was an emotional, raw, real, and joyous day on the Marcus & Sandy show when Sandy made her big announcement. Plus, Marcus barely made it through Mother's Day alive.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus thought his daughter was covering Mother's Day this year. Woops! Plus, how to squeeze in a work out at work in the most embarrassing ways possible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bay Area is shrinking, and fast! Plus, Sandy is changing her Mother's Day plan for her parents, but they don't know it yet. We'll get them on the phone and... hope this goes well!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why do we screw this up every year? It's so easy! Plus, insane dude climbs the largest sky scraper in the state...for his Instagram? ...and you know you are getting old when you get excited about new garbage cans from the garbage company.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet the nations best grocery bagger. Woah, that's a thing? Plus, the absolute most brutal way to get caught cheating with the nanny.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Single guys are not doing themselves any favors by acting like this. Plus, things get awkward with Sandy in the surgery room, and Marcus' daughter is becoming him, and it's scary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What are your biggest wedding regrets/cheap outs? Don't worry you can fix it the second time around! Plus, Sandy made the mistake of looking at reviews for possible apartment buildings she wants to move to, and Only Fans model makes so much money her parents moved in with her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you use the bathroom in front of your partner? Are you mad if you want to, and they don't? Plus, Marcus has a very strict no shoes rule, so don't test him, and all the parents out there are really missing things from their life before kids.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turning 40, and it's time to get abs! Plus, if you work from home, beware of your neighbors asking you to help deliver a bed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Couples decides their last name by coin flip? Marcus is upset he didn't think of this himself. Plus, Sandy sees her therapist IRL and it's... strange. Plus, I didn't drink, I'm not spending 100 bucks on this meal!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Getting all your dietary advice on social media? You should be concerned. Plus, Sandy has a very 420 Uber Eats moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ready to settle in for a nap on that long international flight? Sorry time to sing! Plus, IG is so fake but you already knew that. ...and how to do a bomb wedding on the cheap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus' daughter just announced she's vegan and now he needs help. Phase or nah? Plus, we are ready for a 4 day work week and a 3 hour lunch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy day after Easter! Sandy's basket, once again, did not disappoint. Plus, Marcus hits Lego Land, we all decide to sleep instead of work out, and Sandy falls in love with the hot cop of Tucson.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Friday, and I just got guilted into tipping 30% for a bottle of water I just bought. This needs to be illegal. Plus, Sandy is loving this old school dating rule/litmus test.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A professional mistress has some pro tips on how to keep your man from cheating. This advice though... I dunno. Plus, how much your favorite social media pet is really making, and the shocking lengths we go to not to buy gas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here are the top musical artists to listen to if you want those gainz... and Marcus is mad about this list. Plus, Sandy's mom better not be interrupted when Days of our Lives is on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't ever send this text message! It's just plain mean. Plus, how old is too old for an Easter basket? ...and, how is your step count today? Lower than Marcus?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you successfully bring a new person into the friend group? Is it even worth it to upset the delicate balance of the group? Plus, Spring Break... parents, are you dreading it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Video games in the delivery room... red flag? Plus, April Fool's stupidity, and this Grandma says you better get drunk at her funeral but do NOT let Bertha attend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are drivers even bigger jerks now? Possibly, but maybe they have always been jerks. Plus, Marcus' Dad casually cussing, and Sandy bring back compassion to the work place.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus and Sandy are planning their cosplay wedding. You really want that in your wedding album forever? Plus, the terrible lies men tell, and throuples are an official thing now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Airports are kinda magical...but would you want to live there for 14 years just so you could drink and smoke? Plus, Sandy reviews all her worst online purchases.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will Smith, or Sandy attending UFO Con... which is the bigger story??? Plus, how cursing loudly can help ease the pain, literally.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus loves messing with the scammers and he has finally found his people. Plus, how to live with a messy person when you are an absolute clean freak, and possibly the craziest and cutest story of a woman falling in love because of a cat fish scheme.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy is super scared of spiders, but snakes are OK? Plus, guy says work is "unnatural", so he ain't doing it. Travels world on a bike instead. I hate this guy but also want to be him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why is Sandy's neighbor always, always in his car?? It's unsettling. Plus, girl scout cookie business savage, and who has the worst traffic in the Bay? OK, now which freeway has the most aggressive drivers?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's what not to do after a night of drinking. Wait, I do all of these. Plus, could no-habitation help your relationship?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Sandy totally forgot, and Marcus will be eating an Irish breakfast in a few hours which honestly just sounds like, a lot. Plus, a Tik Tok is all good with 13 year old's cursing, and this might be the most annoying mispronounced word.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The great $4K bottle of stolen alcohol has been recovered in San Jose! Plus, Sandy's absolutely terrible Saturday, and everyone is ready for permanent daylight savings time except Jason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Could you live on a cruise ship for 20 years? With that food? Plus, do women really do more housework than men?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you reach out to someone you haven't spoke to in years if you need a favor? Plus, Monday after Spring Forward... wellness check?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pro tips on how to lie your way out of that text message you accidently sent to the wrong person. Plus, how long can you hold it just to avoid using a public restroom?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meal prepping can be great but man o man is it boring. Plus, Marcus has been embracing "girly" things his entire life, and Jason has a moral dilemma involving impersonating someone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does anyone actually enjoy the stress of group texting? Plus, how to make friends as a grown up, and couple married for 30 years with 7 kids, but have never fought???See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus just couldn't help himself yesterday. He HAD to confront an annoying guy at the movie theater. So, how badly did this end? Plus, another time change this weekend? Didn't we just do this?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is back from the big ski trip... but it involved a trip to the ER? Plus, these gas prices at hitting like 7 bucks? ...and even one drink a day can shrink my brain? OK what about 4 though?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is headed off to his first ski trip in 18 years, and he is not prepared at all. Embarrassment incoming. Plus, I really didn't have to know all this stuff about my next airline flight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus just regifted something to Sandy... that SHE gave him. Awkward or nah? Plus, you are doing this parenting thing all wrong.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you refuse to share with you partner? Marcus & Jason's wives don't want them touching their bathroom supplies. Plus, it's that easy for a 9 year old to sneak onto a plane? Geez!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone "liked" a photo of Marcus' that is 98 weeks old. Flattering or creepy? Plus, girl scout cookie drama out there in the streets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy went phone free all weekend long, and loved it! Plus, upgrading your seat and leaving your wife behind... is that ever wise?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the workplace jargon that drives you NUTS? Plus, Marcus is collecting horror stories of kids with phones/social media so he can sleep even less at night, and if you date Sandy you better be ready to spend $$$ on a weekend getaway.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A ton of people think they are such good cooks they could hang with the best on TV. Well, OK... Plus, could you be off social media for 6 years? What if you got paid?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most people want nothing to do with... doing things. Plus, pro tips for breaking up with your friend and Hank the Tank: friend or foe?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I think it's almost illegal to still have your Christmas tree up right now. Plus, no one in the Bay Area is prepared for cold weather, and Sandy braves the Tahoe storm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is really understanding this odd piece of marriage advice. Plus, how bad do you want paid time off? Faking a pregnancy is a good option!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sleep hacks ranked, but I'm not doing THAT on a weekend... no way. Plus, toxic relationship for Valentine's or nah? ...and this new Uber feature is horrifying.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this Tinder Swindler even real? Sandy understands how it could happen though... because it's happened to her. Plus, the danger of changing seats on a plane.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.