Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

Corey was the queen of the fake ID... her experience seems pretty exciting actually. Plus, how much exercise do I really need to live a long life? It just keeps going up...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey eats in bed all the time! Is that bad? Plus, Jason has hopes he might be a good father after all, and why a guy is stressed over his fiancé needing 12 pillows to fall asleep.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey is mad... err, passionate about PSL season arriving too soon. Plus, admit it, you've stolen something from a restaurant, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How mad would you be if your international vacation was delayed because someone was airdropping dirty photos? Plus, Corey's husband left town, and Marcus fashions himself Mr. Fix It.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All this quiet workplace stuff is getting interesting. Plus, it's Furry Fridays, and International Dog day... overload of cuteness! Oh, and is Marcus a "smart drinker"?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are ways to get free stuff at Starbucks, but what does it say about you if you try any of these? Plus, Marcus has a caregiver for his elderly father, and she has figured out some amazing hacks that has Marcus laughing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How late is too late to have your kids at a restaurant? Plus, here's what not to do on your next flight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey just coined the term, "Choreplay"... and it's a real thing. Plus, we've got thoughts on a very uninvolved father, and jealous girlfriends, please sit down.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus & Corey had a great time at the Giants game yesterday eating just... everything. Plus, the tooth fairy is paying out just a bit more these days than when you were a kid.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're judging people all day... but we mostly stay silent about it. Time to let it out! Plus, how bad does it have to get for you to walk out of a restaurant?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey is feeling guilty for not entertaining her husband enough. Plus, honeymoons = better marriages, and the number one pro tip for lending money to friends: don't do it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus really tried to get his elderly father to pick a favorite kid this weekend. LOL. Plus, Corey is back from that romantic wine getaway with her hubby, but did their host try to kick it with them? Awkward!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why having that secret credit card might be the best thing for your relationship. Plus, we love doing thing the old way! Where's my Walkman?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What treat do you reward yourself with after completing the most mundane or simple task? Plus, why living apart might be best for your marriage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey and her hubby rented a house for a wine trip getaway, but now the host is saying he wants to hang out with them? Talk about awkward and ruining the romance. Plus, you too can be the hottest person in the room with these 5 easy "tricks".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey's husband has been in town for 4 days and she's already sick of him? Uh oh! LOL. Plus, how to be a pro napper... but you have to be really, really good at sleeping.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey's husband is driving from Oregon to meet her in San Francisco this weekend. He's staying with her in the her studio apartment with two dogs, for three weeks!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dad gets crap online for putting his 5 kids on a leash. Jason has two kids and he can't handle them...and apparently that makes some people upset. Plus, feeling glass half empty lately? It might be because you are sleeping on the wrong side of the bed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is a two year old who knows how to mop the floor really that bad? Plus, this college kid is mad about being put on a budget? Better check himself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it OK to go to lunch with a married co-worker? Apparently Marcus has done this??? Plus, Corey thinks this lady is bringing all woman down with her disgusting thoughts on dating. This lady says she's a "guru"?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is back from his camping trip this weekend. Did he survive the trip with that bum shoulder of his? Plus, Corey has had it with this woman mad about her neighbors barking dog. Petty levels high on this one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Planning on winning the Mega Millions? We got you. Plus, the couple that has never kissed, and Marcus is going on a very dangerous camping trip this weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you want to have a perfect morning, you need to wake up at exactly 7:12 AM. ...and that's just the start of it. Plus, how to be the perfect neighbor. Send this list to your crappy neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey can sort of relate to this story about a woman who says clothes make her "anxious" Plus, you should really be aware of what TV show or movie you are watching on planes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is dead scared of robots... especially the ones that play chess. Plus, that nap you are going to take today COULD KILL YOU!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why does Corey have to be bringing such negativity on a Monday? LOL. Plus, Marcus had a great weekend shoveling manure, and, got some bad news... your neighbors are probably spying on you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey like wearing clothes new from the store without washing them, but if these stories are true, maybe she should re-think that? Plus, the PERFECT age to get married... from an expert in the field.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We need to band together and save these innocent animals! Plus, now I finally know why my exercise isn't working. Also, is it a red flag that these father's missed the birth of their child for the stupidest reasons?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey is scared of these stand up sleeping pods. Who would want that nightmare? Plus, do you know those married couples that have only ever dated each other? Blows our minds, and Marcus' story has them all beat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey walked in this morning feeling a tad bit guilty about what she has been doing to her husband. We're going to help her figure this out. Plus, Marcus has been living by the "happy wife, happy life" mantra for a long time, and now science is backing him up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey's plane had to make an emergency landing last week. Scary! Plus, bad news if you are under 40 and like to drink... it's terrible for you apparently!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I hate when they spin that iPad around... the pressure to tip! Plus, three things to be more optimistic, but are these tips BS?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bad news... it doesn't matter how much you work out if you are eating extra cheesecake on the weekend. Plus, this tourist is giving all Americans a bad name, and how to make sure you aren't dressing too young, or too old, but juuuuust right.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey sent a text message to a stranger by accident this past weekend. The results of the mistake were very interesting though. Plus, avoid these remote work mishaps if you can.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Makeout sessions with your partner is apparently good for your health. Uh oh... is Corey in trouble? Plus, having a dog makes everyone safer! Adopt don't shop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you need to do THAT, take it somewhere else! Plus, Corey insists on an open bar at your wedding. She's not going to pay to be there.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus had a very interesting ride home on Friday and is it super cool, or really pathetic? Plus, Corey did something she never does, and we love this guy that accidentally got over paid and then disappeared.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you feel about other people putting garbage in your trash cans? Seems like Producer Jason is about to get into some fights in his neighborhood. Plus, Corey is way too into thinking her life is haywire because of Mercury in Retrograde. Wait, is that even happening right now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This article about "romantic long text messages" is hilarious... but wait would Corey's husband actually want one of these? Plus, you ever get those neighbors that are a little TOO friendly?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh, Corey is keeping secrets from her husband? This is juicy! Also, more work = more drinking, but didn't we kinda already know that? Plus, does delivery for door dash sound like a hot date to you?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Corey's Birthday! ...but, cue the sad music, she's spending it alone? Plus, the robots are certainly taking over, but this is too much. Also, we do not agree apparently with 75% of people in the dating pool over this one issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dang, I'm not even safe when I'm sleeping!? Plus, Corey is "looking forward" to her birthday tomorrow, and Marcus has some pro tips for everyone in the dating scene. Wait, hasn't Marcus been married for 10 years?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey's hubby has an infestation problem. Gross! Plus, Marcus wants to know how to get out of an annoying conversation, and Producer Jason is pretty worried about his upcoming camping trip.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey's flight was delayed, so what better time to get to know strangers! Marcus' bus driver has better things to do, and the heat is coming in this week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus actually likes to drink pickle juice? Guess he's gonna live forever now. Plus, this horse has a get out of work hack I think I need to try today.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you RSVP "Maybe" to an invite Marcus sent you, it drives him NUTS! Plus, our junk food judgement, and Corey is very concerned about self aware robots.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Father's are always getting the short end of the stick that's BS! Plus, that embarrassing text message you WISH you could have taken back, and the sad but hilarious story of a 30 year that just didn't want to move out of his parents house.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'd love to have Mickey and Minnie Mouse at my wedding! ...but I also need food too! Geez! Plus, Marcus' big day out seeing Top Gun.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team helps producer Jason with his foul mouthed pre-schooler. ...and why was Corey watching R rated movies when she was like, 10?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is back from his surgery, and Corey spent her first weekend back in the Bay. Marcus is on about 1 hour of sleep, and we just read that people look way less attractive to you when you don't get enough sleep. Eek!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.