
Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"
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I Deserve This
What treat do you reward yourself with after completing the most mundane or simple task? Plus, why living apart might be best for your marriage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rental Host Hang Session
Corey and her hubby rented a house for a wine trip getaway, but now the host is saying he wants to hang out with them? Talk about awkward and ruining the romance. Plus, you too can be the hottest person in the room with these 5 easy "tricks".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, That Was Quick...
Corey's husband has been in town for 4 days and she's already sick of him? Uh oh! LOL. Plus, how to be a pro napper... but you have to be really, really good at sleeping.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hubba Hubba Hubby in Town
Corey's husband is driving from Oregon to meet her in San Francisco this weekend. He's staying with her in the her studio apartment with two dogs, for three weeks!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put These Kids On A Leash
Dad gets crap online for putting his 5 kids on a leash. Jason has two kids and he can't handle them...and apparently that makes some people upset. Plus, feeling glass half empty lately? It might be because you are sleeping on the wrong side of the bed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My 2 Year Old Cleans Better Than You
Is a two year old who knows how to mop the floor really that bad? Plus, this college kid is mad about being put on a budget? Better check himself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having Lunch With a Married Man
Is it OK to go to lunch with a married co-worker? Apparently Marcus has done this??? Plus, Corey thinks this lady is bringing all woman down with her disgusting thoughts on dating. This lady says she's a "guru"?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Marcus Survive?
Marcus is back from his camping trip this weekend. Did he survive the trip with that bum shoulder of his? Plus, Corey has had it with this woman mad about her neighbors barking dog. Petty levels high on this one!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billionaire Pro Tips
Planning on winning the Mega Millions? We got you. Plus, the couple that has never kissed, and Marcus is going on a very dangerous camping trip this weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Exact Schedule For A Perfect Morning
If you want to have a perfect morning, you need to wake up at exactly 7:12 AM. ...and that's just the start of it. Plus, how to be the perfect neighbor. Send this list to your crappy neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey The Nudist?
Corey can sort of relate to this story about a woman who says clothes make her "anxious" Plus, you should really be aware of what TV show or movie you are watching on planes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Very Scared of Robots
Marcus is dead scared of robots... especially the ones that play chess. Plus, that nap you are going to take today COULD KILL YOU!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In-N-Out Though?
Why does Corey have to be bringing such negativity on a Monday? LOL. Plus, Marcus had a great weekend shoveling manure, and, got some bad news... your neighbors are probably spying on you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Happened To These Clothes?
Corey like wearing clothes new from the store without washing them, but if these stories are true, maybe she should re-think that? Plus, the PERFECT age to get married... from an expert in the field.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#SaveFosterCityGeese
We need to band together and save these innocent animals! Plus, now I finally know why my exercise isn't working. Also, is it a red flag that these father's missed the birth of their child for the stupidest reasons?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sleeping In A Scary Steel Tube
Corey is scared of these stand up sleeping pods. Who would want that nightmare? Plus, do you know those married couples that have only ever dated each other? Blows our minds, and Marcus' story has them all beat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Corey Stealing From Her Own Husband?
Corey walked in this morning feeling a tad bit guilty about what she has been doing to her husband. We're going to help her figure this out. Plus, Marcus has been living by the "happy wife, happy life" mantra for a long time, and now science is backing him up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Is An Emergency!
Corey's plane had to make an emergency landing last week. Scary! Plus, bad news if you are under 40 and like to drink... it's terrible for you apparently!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guilt Tipping Can Kiss My...
I hate when they spin that iPad around... the pressure to tip! Plus, three things to be more optimistic, but are these tips BS?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Amount of Exercise Can Fix This
Bad news... it doesn't matter how much you work out if you are eating extra cheesecake on the weekend. Plus, this tourist is giving all Americans a bad name, and how to make sure you aren't dressing too young, or too old, but juuuuust right.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey's Embarrassing Text Message
Corey sent a text message to a stranger by accident this past weekend. The results of the mistake were very interesting though. Plus, avoid these remote work mishaps if you can.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kissy Face For Health
Makeout sessions with your partner is apparently good for your health. Uh oh... is Corey in trouble? Plus, having a dog makes everyone safer! Adopt don't shop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Number 2 For You
If you need to do THAT, take it somewhere else! Plus, Corey insists on an open bar at your wedding. She's not going to pay to be there.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus Winning or Sad As Heck?
Marcus had a very interesting ride home on Friday and is it super cool, or really pathetic? Plus, Corey did something she never does, and we love this guy that accidentally got over paid and then disappeared.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doggie Doo In Other's People's Cans
How do you feel about other people putting garbage in your trash cans? Seems like Producer Jason is about to get into some fights in his neighborhood. Plus, Corey is way too into thinking her life is haywire because of Mercury in Retrograde. Wait, is that even happening right now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“Good morning, baby. I had the sweetest dream about you"
This article about "romantic long text messages" is hilarious... but wait would Corey's husband actually want one of these? Plus, you ever get those neighbors that are a little TOO friendly?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey's Secret Hair Bill
Oh, Corey is keeping secrets from her husband? This is juicy! Also, more work = more drinking, but didn't we kinda already know that? Plus, does delivery for door dash sound like a hot date to you?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's A National Holiday
It's Corey's Birthday! ...but, cue the sad music, she's spending it alone? Plus, the robots are certainly taking over, but this is too much. Also, we do not agree apparently with 75% of people in the dating pool over this one issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Making You Fat At Night
Dang, I'm not even safe when I'm sleeping!? Plus, Corey is "looking forward" to her birthday tomorrow, and Marcus has some pro tips for everyone in the dating scene. Wait, hasn't Marcus been married for 10 years?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Infestation
Corey's hubby has an infestation problem. Gross! Plus, Marcus wants to know how to get out of an annoying conversation, and Producer Jason is pretty worried about his upcoming camping trip.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flight Delay Party
Corey's flight was delayed, so what better time to get to know strangers! Marcus' bus driver has better things to do, and the heat is coming in this week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pickle Juice For Health
Marcus actually likes to drink pickle juice? Guess he's gonna live forever now. Plus, this horse has a get out of work hack I think I need to try today.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Party? "Maybe"
When you RSVP "Maybe" to an invite Marcus sent you, it drives him NUTS! Plus, our junk food judgement, and Corey is very concerned about self aware robots.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Father's Day? What's That?
Father's are always getting the short end of the stick that's BS! Plus, that embarrassing text message you WISH you could have taken back, and the sad but hilarious story of a 30 year that just didn't want to move out of his parents house.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mickey At My Wedding
I'd love to have Mickey and Minnie Mouse at my wedding! ...but I also need food too! Geez! Plus, Marcus' big day out seeing Top Gun.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

F Words In Preschool
The team helps producer Jason with his foul mouthed pre-schooler. ...and why was Corey watching R rated movies when she was like, 10?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus AND Corey In The Building!
Marcus is back from his surgery, and Corey spent her first weekend back in the Bay. Marcus is on about 1 hour of sleep, and we just read that people look way less attractive to you when you don't get enough sleep. Eek!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandy's Last Show!
Well this is it! Sandy is outta here! ...and we couldn't be more proud of her. Plus, Marcus checks in to tell us how his surgery went, and what kinda drugs he's on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes, I'll Take A Summer Friday
I need Fridays off... permanently? Plus, so freaking glad this Johnny Depp trial is over, and Elon Musk is angry in his emails.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You May Now Take Your Wife's Name
How many gentleman are out there are planning to take their wife's name when they get married? Plus, how to beat that dreaded post vacation depression.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She's In The Building!
New host Corey is in the building! Just in time for Marcus to leave for his shoulder surgery!? Plus, Sandy had the time of her life at Silk Sonic in Vegas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

5000 (Fake) Miles for a First Date
Could this first date story be real? Sandy wants it to be. Plus, how do you spend THIS much in Vegas? ...and some tips if you want to be less terrible at your job.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Break Yourself
Weekends are pretty dangerous for Marcus... he always hurts himself! Plus, we pay our kids to play outside now? OK. I guess. ...and a 1950's book with "tips to look after your husband" Oh, this should be good.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Medium Spree
Sandy is a on medium spree! ...but she's having trouble connecting with the other side. Plus, we get charged for crying now? Also, Sandy impulsively buys $1500 bedding and has no regrets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get Off Speaker PLEASE
Do speakerphone calls annoy the heck out of you? How do we end the madness? Plus, hugging is great but only for women, and you ready to rock a black wedding dress.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shocker Zoom Couple Divorce!
The couple that never met in person has divorced. The world is mourning! Plus, guy sets record for eating more Big Mac's than any human being and Marcus is jealous.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot in Vegas
Sandy didn't get hit on in Vegas, but her food did? Plus, neighborhood wars over parking spots, and why men should never, ever, plan a family vacation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gluten Free for Who?
Ah the struggle when you want to support your family but also eat lots of pizza. Plus, she's doing at 80 what we can't do at 40.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How Well Do You Know Your Wife?
Marcus and Jason are put to the test when Sandy asks them questions everyone should know about their partner 6 months into a relationship. Plus, how to we get someone to upgrade from a Jitterbug phone?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's Definitely Into You
If a guy spends hours helping you out with something, he's def into you, right? Plus, bridal party costs are out of control, and what to do when you forget someone's name for the 17th time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.