
Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"
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How to Be a Person
Summer is officially here... kids are out of school... time to send them to camp to learn how to be a person? Plus, the longest war, the thermostat war!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't. Sleep. Naked.
I know it's cozy for some of you to strip down at night, but it really ain't the best thing for you. Plus, the money saving tips that financial guru Marcus doesn't agree with.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pay Day for Dad?
How much should Dad's be making for all the Dad stuff they do? Oops, this salary is kinda low what's up with that?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Really Don't Want to Go Home
So, why do you avoid going home? Corey wants to leave all the annoying dog responsibilities to her husband. Plus, the WORST Father's Day gifts, ever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My Snuggly Comfort Show
Is it a red flag that Marcus' comfort show is Oz? Plus, how to handle and cheap gift giver, and the stupidist reasons your plane was delayed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dads Are The Worst (To Buy For)
Father's Day coming in hot, but what the heck to get dear old Dad? Plus, Yelp is just silly, and doesn't like Marcus.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Backin Out
How do you cancel plans last minute and not look like a total jerk? Plus, pride gets in the way of a lot of things... building furniture is one of them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Easy (Strange) Way to Destress at Work
Pro tips to calm you down at work, but some of this is a little odd. Plus, it takes THIS amount of time to know if you want to have a second date with someone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The "Perfect" Vacation?
A formula for vacation? I dunno, sounds like a lot of work. Plus, Corey has some great news, and having a southern accent may cost you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scammin
Corey got scammed over the weekend. The drama aint over yet! Plus, who knew a fear of loose hair was a thing?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Daily Affirmations
Having a tough day... some of these affirmations are corny as heck, but some may actually help. Plus, the annual cost of all those terrible habits you have.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus' New Leaf
Marcus the exercise guy? His cousin might be changing Marcus for the better. Plus, if you are feeling hungry, don't actually eat, just look at a picture of food.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Short Hair Don't Care
Corey wants her hair short, but her hubby doesn't? Uh oh. Plus, the number one issue breaking up marriages and it's not what you think.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Babysitting the Grown Folks
Why do we have to babysit adults sometimes? Especially if they are members of our family! Plus, Corey desperatly hoping for a house, and Marcus teaches us how to avoid regretting a purchase.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Packin It Up
Corey was packing all weekend, but why was her husband not helping, and lying on the couch instead? Plus, the angriest airports in the Bay and beyond, and Marcus almost misses his big song moment at his father's memorial this past weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Stink...
Real talk: How do you deal with a stinky co-worker? Plus, the life hack that might secure your spot in hell.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Number One Reason for Divorce
The number one reason people get divorced isn't cheating... Plus, Marcus is juiced about churro kit kats, and Reese's Peanut Butter day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Treating Adults Like Children
Hacks that work on kids can also work on unruly adults! Plus, Corey does not need a dramatic husband in her life right now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm Smart!
The things smart people do everyday? Sounds like a lot of work. Plus, Corey thinks you need to get your butt back to work.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Must Love Dogs
What's something that is universally loved, that if someone doesn't like it, its a huge red flag? Plus, how to deal with public huggers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird Flex, but OK...
Why are you bragging that you never take vacation?? That's not a good thing. Plus, we all have passive agressive moves we pull, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Are You Doing In There?
Could you take a 3 hour shower? Do you even have enough things to do to fill that much time? Plus, the english language is very strange.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Belting it Out in Latin
Marcus is nervous about his upcoming singing performance, so of course we made him practice on the air. Plus, if you have gone on 600 first dates, but can't find the one, the problem might be you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tap Out
Corey went from feeling guilty, to giving up. Woops! Plus, all the things you are supposed to do before taking that first sip of coffee that we are not going to do.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey's Guilt Trip
Corey isn't helping with the big move at all, and she's starting to feel guilty. I mean, what does THE JEFF have all those muscles for if not to handle stuff like this? Plus, binder paper proposal for the win???See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snack Mom
Look, my kids like chips too, and there's nothing wrong with that! Plus, unpopular things that should be more well liked. Wait, Marcus likes pineapple on pizza?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Down a Generator
Marcus just lost out on some free stuff and he's mad! Plus, day three of Marcus dressing nice, and pro tips on how to not look terrible in the next photo taken of you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Doesn't Feel Right
Marcus all of a sudden started wearing nice shirts to work and we think something's up. Plus, how sitting on the couch and eating cheetos with your partner is great for your relationship.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Finally a True Bay Resident
Corey is about to finally get comfortable. Plus, the work out hack you may want but shouldn't use, and your web browser is stressing you out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Needed My MTV?
Are Jason's kids doomed to be warped because they don't watch TV? Plus, the lies our parents told us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arguments in Public
It's so awkard when you are just trying to grocery shop and you get stuck right in front of a couple arguing. Plus, on the topic of awkard, what do you do in a new relationship when the other person says "I love you" first? Oh, uhhh, thanks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You OK?
These three little words will defuse the situation when someone is being rude to you. We tried it, and it doesn't work as advertised. Plus, Keanu Reeves is the greatest human to ever live.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TV Water Works
What's a TV show or movie you watch because you WANT to cry? Plus, Corey reveals the time she was "Stamos'd", and we revel in the kid stuff that we love as adults.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus the Hoarder
Most people clean the house because they fear judgement from others... not Marcus though! He has an entire "junk room". Plus, what's something you dislike more and more the older you get?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

King of Glamping
Marcus was really looking forward to being Mr. Ourdoorsman this weekend... too bad the 4K tv's and wifi got in the way. Plus, the article of clothing on someone that just really turns you off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pretentious Much?
What are those pretentious words or phrases that just drive you nuts? Plus "The Target Effect" and how to try to fight back.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Casper the Friendly Radio Host
What was your nick name in high school or college? Bet it wasn't as mean as Corey's. Plus, do you have an irrational fear?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot for the Gym?
Jason really worrys about this hair this much at the gym? OK. Plus, how much it really costs to date, but this number seems a little low.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Watch My Soft Girl Walk
I see your hot girl walk and raise you a soft girl walk. Sheesh is this what it's come to? Plus, Corey updates us on her house hunt, and we are calling out those people who only pretend to pick their dog's poop... we see you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grocery Shop Together, Stay Together
Do THIS to strengthen your relationship? Corey says, boooring. Plus, the Bay Area house hunting has begun, and it began in a very interesting way.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cash Me Out For Happiness
What would it take to make your truly comfortable and happy? Plus, Corey has massive calves, and she needs to borrow money from her father. Awkward or totally reasonable?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clean Freak
According to an "expert", these are acceptable messes to have in your house. Corey: "umm NO!" Plus, meet the dog who looks just like Snoopy. OMG!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Master of the Passive Aggressive Email
You can't even say hi to a person in an email anymore? Sheesh. Plus, we don't care much about your social media announcement. Actually, I forgot I was even following you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wish I Was a Kid Again
While I'm over here wishing I had the carefree kid life still, Corey is actually living it. What gives? Plus, how to deal with the chronically late person in your life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hunky Easter Weekend
Marcus and Corey had every different Easter weekends, but it all sounds like fun! Plus, these cyber security tips might be great for you, but it sounds like a lot of work for me.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Easter Candy Time!
I'm ready to EAT this weekend. ...but what are the gross candies to avoid? Plus, Corey and her hubby THE JEFF are spending another week in her studio apartment. This time with THREE dogs! Didn't we advise against ever trying this again the last time?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Were Not Supposed to See That
Ever accidentally shown someone an embarassing photo on your phone? Plus, it took 20 years, but the mean girl from high school finally got humbled.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Return of Sandy!
She's in the building folks! Well, no, she's on the phone, but we are talking to THE Sandy Stec today about her upcoming comedy shows in Alameda, and her life in LA. Plus, how to bounce back from a sleepless night. Yea, I'm doing any of these after a sleepless night... I'm doing the opposite.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerk Level 10/10
Marcus was doing some petty things on the roadways yesterday. Plus, speaking of driving, which freeway has the worst drivers in the Bay.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just Killed the Vibe
What kills the vibe the most at a party? Plus, which Bay Area freeway has the absolute worst drivers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.