Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

There's one thing you simply must not do at someone else's wedding. Plus, Corey hates her hair, and she's pretty sure everyone else hates it too because of what they are, and are not saying to her lately.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is fexting might you ask? Fighting over text message of course. Plus, would you give up your window seat to a mother and her kids?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A big weekend with Barbie changing the game at the theaters, and Marcus getting his outdoorsman on. Wait, is he really roughing it if he's driving around in a pink go kart? What?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What something you absolutely have to buy name brand, and what's something you don't give a crap how generic it is? Plus, be honest, what's your favorite junk food?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you are out to dinner with friends, do you split the bill evenly? Looks, my friends have expensive taste and I'm just over here drinking water. Plus, Corey is STILL a bad wife?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I mean, can anything beat fries while you're driving? Plus, is Corey a terrible wife. She's feeling guilty for her recent behavior now that her husband has moved to town.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you be down to try this flying hack? It could help save you money, but also get you banned from the airline. Plus, Corey is downright livid that Halloween is already here. Wait, what?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey has a husband that loves to handle home projects, and that's awesome... but she hates it. Plus, summer travel trends that tbh sound horrible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does nice weather make you want to work out, or drink cocktails? Plus, just do THIS for 15 seconds to have an amazing morning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are so many types of personalities at the airport... the over prepared Dad, the lounging drinker, the guy with no clue. Plus, guy rants on next door about getting a ticket, thinking he's got the communities support... nope!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey tried to make a joke yesterday, then things got real awkward. Plus, could you go all summer without your phone? ... OK stop lying!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you deal with someone who gives annoying, unsolicited advice... or are you one of those people? Plus, the subtle things that give you a bad vibe about someone. Is it really that hard to return that shopping cart!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey was horrified to hear that Jason is being a "free" babysitter this coming weekend, but is everyone being a bit dramatic about this? Plus, how to handle the moocher in your life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey really has no idea what time it is, or where she is supposed to be, but doesn't that happen to all of us at one time or another? Plus, Marcus is a living example of why listening is so darn important.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tipping is still out of control, but maybe we have some excuses to NOT tip now. Plus, the age when you "peak"... and it's a lot older than you may think.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus really didn't want the long July 4th weekend to end... he wore his pool clothes to work today to keep the vibe going. Plus, things us 40+ people KNOW younger people are going to regret later in life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I mean, if you're late for your flight, maybe consider this? You'll go to hell for it, but I guess it might work. Plus, fun (embarassing) 4th of July memories.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Were you aware there was so much drama around where you store your bottle of ketchup? Plus, proposal spots to avoid... number one example: the airplane toilet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Corey make the wrong decision in buying her San Francisco home? Her neighbor seems UBER scary. Plus, being a night owl is bad for your health, but not for the reasons you may think.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's alway so cute on TV and movies when you nurse a bird back to health in a little cardboard box. Doesn't actually turn out that way in real life though. Plus, creepy neighbor talk, and the things EVERYONE looks stupid doing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you, or are you attracted to cinnamon roll men? No, they aren't frosted, but they are sweet. Plus, Corey's "interesting" birthday outing, and Marcus' Disneyland observations.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Want to dip out for a little bit? Maybe teach someone a lesson that isn't appreciating you? Fake your own death! Plus, a break in artist has a change of heart.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I don't care how cheap the tickets are, I don't want to fly on the double decker seat airplane. Plus, how do you handle a text or email that wasn't intended for you? What if it was about you being fired?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Summer is officially here... kids are out of school... time to send them to camp to learn how to be a person? Plus, the longest war, the thermostat war!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I know it's cozy for some of you to strip down at night, but it really ain't the best thing for you. Plus, the money saving tips that financial guru Marcus doesn't agree with.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How much should Dad's be making for all the Dad stuff they do? Oops, this salary is kinda low what's up with that?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So, why do you avoid going home? Corey wants to leave all the annoying dog responsibilities to her husband. Plus, the WORST Father's Day gifts, ever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it a red flag that Marcus' comfort show is Oz? Plus, how to handle and cheap gift giver, and the stupidist reasons your plane was delayed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Father's Day coming in hot, but what the heck to get dear old Dad? Plus, Yelp is just silly, and doesn't like Marcus.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you cancel plans last minute and not look like a total jerk? Plus, pride gets in the way of a lot of things... building furniture is one of them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pro tips to calm you down at work, but some of this is a little odd. Plus, it takes THIS amount of time to know if you want to have a second date with someone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A formula for vacation? I dunno, sounds like a lot of work. Plus, Corey has some great news, and having a southern accent may cost you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey got scammed over the weekend. The drama aint over yet! Plus, who knew a fear of loose hair was a thing?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having a tough day... some of these affirmations are corny as heck, but some may actually help. Plus, the annual cost of all those terrible habits you have.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus the exercise guy? His cousin might be changing Marcus for the better. Plus, if you are feeling hungry, don't actually eat, just look at a picture of food.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey wants her hair short, but her hubby doesn't? Uh oh. Plus, the number one issue breaking up marriages and it's not what you think.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why do we have to babysit adults sometimes? Especially if they are members of our family! Plus, Corey desperatly hoping for a house, and Marcus teaches us how to avoid regretting a purchase.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey was packing all weekend, but why was her husband not helping, and lying on the couch instead? Plus, the angriest airports in the Bay and beyond, and Marcus almost misses his big song moment at his father's memorial this past weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Real talk: How do you deal with a stinky co-worker? Plus, the life hack that might secure your spot in hell.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The number one reason people get divorced isn't cheating... Plus, Marcus is juiced about churro kit kats, and Reese's Peanut Butter day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hacks that work on kids can also work on unruly adults! Plus, Corey does not need a dramatic husband in her life right now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The things smart people do everyday? Sounds like a lot of work. Plus, Corey thinks you need to get your butt back to work.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's something that is universally loved, that if someone doesn't like it, its a huge red flag? Plus, how to deal with public huggers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why are you bragging that you never take vacation?? That's not a good thing. Plus, we all have passive agressive moves we pull, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Could you take a 3 hour shower? Do you even have enough things to do to fill that much time? Plus, the english language is very strange.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus is nervous about his upcoming singing performance, so of course we made him practice on the air. Plus, if you have gone on 600 first dates, but can't find the one, the problem might be you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey went from feeling guilty, to giving up. Woops! Plus, all the things you are supposed to do before taking that first sip of coffee that we are not going to do.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey isn't helping with the big move at all, and she's starting to feel guilty. I mean, what does THE JEFF have all those muscles for if not to handle stuff like this? Plus, binder paper proposal for the win???See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look, my kids like chips too, and there's nothing wrong with that! Plus, unpopular things that should be more well liked. Wait, Marcus likes pineapple on pizza?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus just lost out on some free stuff and he's mad! Plus, day three of Marcus dressing nice, and pro tips on how to not look terrible in the next photo taken of you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.