Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND"

We know what that newlywed couple you have in your life really want, but do you want to give it to them? Corey certainly doesn't. Plus, a shocking Second Date Update, and how the clutter in your life may end your relationship.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got a sure fire way to keep your skin looking youthful and amazing for a long time... too bad Corey isn't willing to do it. Plus, Elon is really messing up the billing department.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If your house just keeps getting messier and you don't know what to do, maybe this will help just a bit. Plus, how to get your kids ready for school without losing your mind.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's your go to karaoke song... and how well do you pull it off? Plus, things get desperate when you miss trash day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey is wondering what type of behavior could get you labeled the neighborhood jerk? ...and has her hubby Jeff crossed that line? Plus, at what age does life stop being fun?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey thinks she may have expelled the demons from her new home. Plus, it's back to school time already... wait already!??? Us mature people remember when that didn't happen until September.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wifey and Hubby issues today... Jason is considering getting an expensive tattoo without tell his wife about it first, and Corey is mad at THE JEFF for encouraging unhealthy eating. Plus, do you have a third place? Why it's so important for your well being.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some spooky things have been going on at Corey's new house in San Francisco. Plus, there are camera's everywhere so whatever that thing you were thinking about doing... don't do it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This woman's tirade on a plane got the entire flight diverted, and it was all over wine. Plus, wtf is cozy cardio?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey is heated about a certain condiment that people apparently love putting on a sandwhich. Plus, what the heck is up with parents asking for the community's help for their adult children? They are adults!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's not just a catchy song title... Corey's husband THE JEFF actually saved a life this weekend. Plus, be honest, how much do you spend on impulse purchases?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What irrational fear did you have as a kid? Jaws was for sure going to get me in the swiming pool that much I was sure of. Plus, it's going down tonight in Swiftie Clara! Don't miss the Tay-Gate. Also, Marcus needs to break out his 10 year old stash of unused gift cards and freaking buy something.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you hit snooze? Stop you're playing yourself! Plus, how to plan a group trip without everyone hating each other.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's one thing you simply must not do at someone else's wedding. Plus, Corey hates her hair, and she's pretty sure everyone else hates it too because of what they are, and are not saying to her lately.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What is fexting might you ask? Fighting over text message of course. Plus, would you give up your window seat to a mother and her kids?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A big weekend with Barbie changing the game at the theaters, and Marcus getting his outdoorsman on. Wait, is he really roughing it if he's driving around in a pink go kart? What?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What something you absolutely have to buy name brand, and what's something you don't give a crap how generic it is? Plus, be honest, what's your favorite junk food?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you are out to dinner with friends, do you split the bill evenly? Looks, my friends have expensive taste and I'm just over here drinking water. Plus, Corey is STILL a bad wife?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I mean, can anything beat fries while you're driving? Plus, is Corey a terrible wife. She's feeling guilty for her recent behavior now that her husband has moved to town.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you be down to try this flying hack? It could help save you money, but also get you banned from the airline. Plus, Corey is downright livid that Halloween is already here. Wait, what?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey has a husband that loves to handle home projects, and that's awesome... but she hates it. Plus, summer travel trends that tbh sound horrible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does nice weather make you want to work out, or drink cocktails? Plus, just do THIS for 15 seconds to have an amazing morning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are so many types of personalities at the airport... the over prepared Dad, the lounging drinker, the guy with no clue. Plus, guy rants on next door about getting a ticket, thinking he's got the communities support... nope!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey tried to make a joke yesterday, then things got real awkward. Plus, could you go all summer without your phone? ... OK stop lying!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you deal with someone who gives annoying, unsolicited advice... or are you one of those people? Plus, the subtle things that give you a bad vibe about someone. Is it really that hard to return that shopping cart!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey was horrified to hear that Jason is being a "free" babysitter this coming weekend, but is everyone being a bit dramatic about this? Plus, how to handle the moocher in your life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey really has no idea what time it is, or where she is supposed to be, but doesn't that happen to all of us at one time or another? Plus, Marcus is a living example of why listening is so darn important.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tipping is still out of control, but maybe we have some excuses to NOT tip now. Plus, the age when you "peak"... and it's a lot older than you may think.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus really didn't want the long July 4th weekend to end... he wore his pool clothes to work today to keep the vibe going. Plus, things us 40+ people KNOW younger people are going to regret later in life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I mean, if you're late for your flight, maybe consider this? You'll go to hell for it, but I guess it might work. Plus, fun (embarassing) 4th of July memories.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Were you aware there was so much drama around where you store your bottle of ketchup? Plus, proposal spots to avoid... number one example: the airplane toilet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Corey make the wrong decision in buying her San Francisco home? Her neighbor seems UBER scary. Plus, being a night owl is bad for your health, but not for the reasons you may think.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's alway so cute on TV and movies when you nurse a bird back to health in a little cardboard box. Doesn't actually turn out that way in real life though. Plus, creepy neighbor talk, and the things EVERYONE looks stupid doing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you, or are you attracted to cinnamon roll men? No, they aren't frosted, but they are sweet. Plus, Corey's "interesting" birthday outing, and Marcus' Disneyland observations.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Want to dip out for a little bit? Maybe teach someone a lesson that isn't appreciating you? Fake your own death! Plus, a break in artist has a change of heart.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I don't care how cheap the tickets are, I don't want to fly on the double decker seat airplane. Plus, how do you handle a text or email that wasn't intended for you? What if it was about you being fired?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Summer is officially here... kids are out of school... time to send them to camp to learn how to be a person? Plus, the longest war, the thermostat war!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I know it's cozy for some of you to strip down at night, but it really ain't the best thing for you. Plus, the money saving tips that financial guru Marcus doesn't agree with.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How much should Dad's be making for all the Dad stuff they do? Oops, this salary is kinda low what's up with that?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So, why do you avoid going home? Corey wants to leave all the annoying dog responsibilities to her husband. Plus, the WORST Father's Day gifts, ever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it a red flag that Marcus' comfort show is Oz? Plus, how to handle and cheap gift giver, and the stupidist reasons your plane was delayed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Father's Day coming in hot, but what the heck to get dear old Dad? Plus, Yelp is just silly, and doesn't like Marcus.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you cancel plans last minute and not look like a total jerk? Plus, pride gets in the way of a lot of things... building furniture is one of them.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pro tips to calm you down at work, but some of this is a little odd. Plus, it takes THIS amount of time to know if you want to have a second date with someone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A formula for vacation? I dunno, sounds like a lot of work. Plus, Corey has some great news, and having a southern accent may cost you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey got scammed over the weekend. The drama aint over yet! Plus, who knew a fear of loose hair was a thing?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having a tough day... some of these affirmations are corny as heck, but some may actually help. Plus, the annual cost of all those terrible habits you have.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus the exercise guy? His cousin might be changing Marcus for the better. Plus, if you are feeling hungry, don't actually eat, just look at a picture of food.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Corey wants her hair short, but her hubby doesn't? Uh oh. Plus, the number one issue breaking up marriages and it's not what you think.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why do we have to babysit adults sometimes? Especially if they are members of our family! Plus, Corey desperatly hoping for a house, and Marcus teaches us how to avoid regretting a purchase.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.