Film School Janitors Review Films

The Film School Janitors already watched the live-action original, and now they've watched the cartoon adaptation! Reviews and opinions are all over the place for THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE. What do the Janitors think? Hop in that warp pipe and listen now!

So did the third season of THE MANDALORIAN stick its jet pack landing? Who cares? As long as they make a cool IG-12 with Grogu toy! The Film School Janitors discuss the final three episodes of the season.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: STOLEN Let's play a round of Nic Cage Checklist to see what's in this movie: New Orleans - check Bank robbers - check Double-crossing - check Revenge - check Janitors - check Listen to what the Film School Janitors have to say about this one!

Now that the Film School Janitors are all caught up on JOHN WICK, they figured it was about time to start checking out some of the rip-offs -- er, films inspired by those films. This time we review POLAR - an earlier Netflix release involving an underground world full of hitman that follow their own rules as well as have their own retirement pension. Of course, our retiring protagonist (was his name POLAR?!) runs into trouble retiring, and therefore you have a movie. To find out more - listen now!

The Film School Janitors watched JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4, and JOHH WICK and JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 and JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 - PARABELLUM so... they talk about them all! Listen now!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE FROZEN GROUND This time around, we find Nic Cage playing another detective trying to track down a serial killer. The difference is this is based on a true story, and it's fairly intense. What else did the Janitors think about this go-round? Listen to find out!

Well, it looks like DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES rolled the dice and came up short on being a box office success... But the Film School Janitors also rolled the dice and watched the latest film in the D&D saga, and they rolled, um, high? I don't really know much about D&D. Everything I know I learned from STRANGER THINGS... So here is the Janitors review nonetheless!

Well, two of the Film School Janitors waited for the third Janitor to watch CREED III before they would review it... and he still hadn't, so they reviewed it anyway! Also - they discuss the controversy surrounding the co-star who's the newest big bad in the MCU...

The Film School Janitors play catch up again (which is way better than playing "mustard") and review the fourth and fifth episodes of THE MANDALORIAN. Did I really need to explain that?

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE TRUST Another movie where Nic Cage plays a cop, with a dash of comedy, and an excellent co-star in Elijah Wood, but this time instead of the usual revenge story, he's planning a heist. It's a fun one! Listen to the Film School Janitors as they review his plan and the film.

Who is ready for the Film School Janitors' review of the biggest movie from 1993? If you're thinking about a little movie about dinosaurs, you're right! SUPER MARIO BROS.may not be animated, but it a live-action cartoon! Do you have found memories of this film? Do you have any memories of this film? Have you never heard of this film?! Don't worry - the Janitors know a little bit about plumbing...

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: ARMY OF ONE Based on a real-life guy and a true story, Nic Cage plays (emphasis on "plays") a man that made it his personal mission to capture Osama Bin Laden after 9/11. This is one of Cage's zaniest rolls, and if you can put up with the character at the onset, you'll be able to handle the entire movie, because for some... this might not be their cup of Cage. Listen to what the Janitors thought!

I don't know what it is with this show, but the Film School Janitors can't ever seem to get a steady flow reviewing it. Nonetheless, here are their thoughts on the third season's first three episodes, which include a place setting opener, a sort of repetitive second, and a divisive third. Listen for more d33ts!

The Film School Janitors review the season one finale of THE LAST OF US. How did it end? We spoil it! How did it compare to the video game? We discuss it! How will next season go? We spoilt that too! (At least the video game version...)

The Film School Janitors follow up on their predictions about who would win what Oscars, as well as other things... can't make a description anymore boring than that!

The Film School Janitors watched CREED and CREED II, so they decided to review both in anticipation of the third film. They're about a boxer or something, and his father's legacy with another boxer or two... you probably know the rest!

The Film School Janitors discuss Chris Rock's latest special SELECTIVE OUTRAGE, which is partially about "The Slap" from last year's Oscar broadcast (have you heard about it?)... They also discuss Marlon Wayans' latest special GOD LOVES ME, which is all about "The Slap" (still not ringing any bells?)... They also give their predictions for the 95th Academy Awards six biggest awards. Tune in next week to see how they did!

It's the penultimate episode of THE LAST OF US and is it the ultimate episode? The Film School Janitors breakdown the breakdown of society and humanity presented in the eighth episode of the series, and how does it compare to THE WALKING DEAD overall?

Another sort of standalone episode of THE LAST OF US. Episode 7 allows us a flashback (or DLC to the gamers out there) to Ellie's life pre-bite. It's a sweet story about young love in the time of cordyceps. The Film School Janitors break down the episode, so take a listen!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: JOE That's it. Not BAD LUCK JOE or JOE GETS IT DONE or even G.I. JOE. It's a simple story about a man named Joe (duh) living in a rural area who is looking out for a kid that reminds him of his younger self. Solid film. Solider (emphasis on "drrrr") podcast by the Film School Janitors.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: LORD OF WAR Loosely based on the arms dealer that the U.S. traded for a basketball detainee, Nic Cage (with brother Jared Leto!) travel the world and exploit every loophole to make money selling illegally attained military weapons. And it's sort of a comedy! Listen to what the Film School Janitors learned from this one.

The Film School Janitors watched COCAINE BEAR in the theater on opening weekend. It was like they needed that fix of watching a horror-comedy on the big screen. This is their review. This is their review on alcohol. Any questions?

The sixth episode of THE LAST OF US gets reviewed by the Film School Janitors. Is this show worthy of the fans of the game? Who's to say, but usually gamers aren't viewed as "fungi-s"... I didn't leave mushroom for a good pun there, did I?

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: SONNY Well, Nic Cage doesn't play a large part in this film - he plays the largest part: director! How does he do? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors review a locally-made film called NEON DETROIT KNIGHTS. If you can't figure out the "locale" then I'm sorry, because the Janitors like to keep that private. The film is about two undercover police officers that time travel to the 80's. It's fun!

Did you know Chloe Grace Moretz also makes TV shows? Are nine episodes on a streaming service considered TV shows? The Film School Janitors watched THE PERIPHERAL, a sci-fi show so ahead of its time it takes place ahead of this time, and you'll need to take notes on new words and phrases used in the show. What else should you expect from William Gibson, creator of the term "cyberspace"? A podcast review such as this?

As the MCU begins its Phase 5, does ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA help start it off on the right foot? Or is it more of a left foot situation? A baby step or a giant leap? A toe-dip or a nacho dip? Nacho Libre or Napoleon Dynamite? This is going off the ant farm so just listen to the Film School Janitors' review instead.

Chloe Grace Moretz may be relatively early in her film career, but she already has a few remakes under her belt. For this round, the Film School Janitors tackle Stephen King's classic, CARRIE, and then they get tossed around telekinetically like rag dolls. Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors decided to tackle a few remakes that Chloe Grace Moretz has starred in, so they started with SUSPERIA. They watched the original and then the remake, and learned she's only in it for five minutes (or so)! How do they compare? Is the original truly a classic or overrated? Is the newer film a worthy remake or a trash heap? Listen to hear what the Janitors thought!

Since episodes four and five of THE LAST OF US kind of go together, the Film School Janitors decided to review them together. And also - they're lazy! Listen to find out what they thought about everything that happens in Kansas City!

The Film School Janitors watched the third episode of THE LAST OF US, and we get a type of story you don't normally see in video game adaptations (or many projects, for that matter). Some touted it the best episode of TV ever, but do the Janitors agree? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors record their reviews on their lunch break, and this one made them hungry! THE MENU is about a group of people with money to spare going to an island to eat at an expensive (pretentious) restaurant, and there's more on the menu than food. Take a bite and listen to what the Janitors thought!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE WEATHER MAN Hey! Do you think that the weather man on the news has it easy? It's the only job you get to keep even if you get it consistently wrong. Well, this movie is about one of those guys and his family issues and thrown food and archery. Listen and enjoy!

Can you believe the Film School Janitors reviewed a movie based on an allegedly unfilmable book? Well, that's not surprising when it's a Netflix flick. But at least one of them (guess who) read WHITE NOISE as well as watched it, and here is their review!

The Film School Janitors watched the second episode of THE LAST OF US, and they take you on the MANDALORIAN and LADY MORMONT'S journey through the apocalypse. Listen now!

Where to begin with DON'T WORRY DARLING? Do the Film School Janitors discuss the movie first? Or do they discuss the controversies surrounding the press tour first? Howzabout both all mixed together in a martini glass? Sounds lovely.

So the Film School Janitors all ventured to the theater to check out M3GAN because of the memes, but does it rise above the meme-ification? Or is it another meme-fest about a garbage film like some other M-named movie? (The M-movie is MORBIUS, obviously...) Listen for their take on the latest killer robot doll movie!

Sean braved watching SKINAMARINK in the theater so his fellow Film School Janitors didn't have to... but will they eventually watch it? Stay tuned...

The Film School Janitors watched the first episode of THE LAST OF US and they made this review to see if they should watch the rest of THE LAST OF US and review it. It's a sci-fi show based on a video game about sort-of zombies... of course they're going to watch and review the series!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: NCU TRIVIA! The Film School Janitors have watched 50 movies starring or featuring Nic Cage. How much do they remember? Have you been listening along? How much do you remember?

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE WICKER MAN Join the Film School Janitors as they explore the island of Summersisle (with an "s" in there for the remake because the filmmakers thought Americans couldn't say Summerisle), and the birthplace of numerous Nicolas Cage memes. Listen now!

Before you listen to the NCU review of the remake, here's the review for the original THE WICKER MAN! You didn't know there was an original? Neither did some of the Film School Janitors (and guest)! Listen to this before the Nic Cage University review!

How have Tim Burton and The Addams Family never crossed paths before? The Film School Janitors (plus a guest from the Harry Potter Academy) watched WEDNESDAY, and they are definitely not filled with woe! Take a listen to their review!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: FACE/OFF Everybody should know this one, but in case you don't, here's the premise: cop/agent/detective John Travolta takes Nic Cage's face (and somehow also alters parts of his body?) to confront Cage's brother about a bomb. Awakening from a coma, Cage then steals Travolta's face and family. Then they FACE/OFF! How does the action classic hold up? Listen because the Film School Janitors face off against that very same question! (That's what a review is!)

If I told you that the Film School Janitors actually went to the theater to watch AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER, would you believe me? Or maybe this is just an hour long podcast about not watching AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER. You'll just have to listen to find out!

Get out your knives because Benoit Blanc is back for more mystery-solving in GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY! Daniel Craig returns as the premiere detective in Rian Johnson's sequel, and how does it compare to the original? Should it be compared to the original? Do you know what the original is? (It's mentioned in the film's full title!) The Film School Janitors dissect the film like a corpse. Too morbid? How about, they examine the film like a crime scene? Yes, that's a little less Dexter, and still somehow a little bit Dexter. Anyway, listen to find out what they think!

The Film School Janitors watched the MURDERVILLE holiday special. Sure, they talk about WHO KILLED SANTA? But the conversation also gets pretty dark...

The moment you have all not been waiting for has arrived! This is the Film School Janitors' FIRST ANNUAL PLUNGER AWARDS! Rodney, Jason and Sean all pick their entries for their unique categories. Did they see everything this year? Not even close! But these are the awards for the best and worst things they've seen in 2022!

The Film School Janitors are celebrating Jared Leto's birthday, which also happens to fall on Boxing Day, so make your own punching bag jokes here. Together, the Janitors reviewed two of Leto's latest: HOUSE OF GUCCI and MORBIUS. What do they have in common besides Leto? Nothing! That's why it's called MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA!

Hey remember this thriller starring three Academy Award winners? THE LITTLE THINGS is about a detective that senses the criminal's wrongdoings because of "the little things," but can he prove it? The Film School Janitors are celebrating Jared Leto's birthday, which also happens to fall on Boxing Day, so make your own punching bag jokes here.