Film School Janitors Review Films

The Rock has been cooking this for a while! The Film School Janitors saw BLACK ADAM, and how did it turn out? Listen to find out! What do you mean, "Is that all you're going to write?" What else is there to say?

It's not quite a puzzle box that invites pleasure demons from Hell, but how does the reboot of HELLRAISER stack up against the original? The Film School Janitors discuss both films in this review. Check it out!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: PAY THE GHOST When Nic Cage's son disappears on Halloween night, there appears to be something more insidious, more sinister, at hand. No seriously - it's more like those two movies than a kidnapping one. Spend Halloween with the Film School Janitors as they review this supernatural NCU entry!

This is sort of the second half of the season finale of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON! While the last episode focused on the Greens and their reaction to the passing of King Viserys, this episode follows the Blacks - namely Rhaenyra and Daemon Targaryen. Who do the Film School Janitors side with? Listen and find out! Then check back in during 2024 for Season 2!

This is it! The end of an era! Thank goodness! (Or thank evil?) The Film School Janitors watched HALLOWEEN ENDS because they watched the previous two. How did they feel about that? Listen to find out!

Let's see... where to begin setting this movie up... UNINVITED (the one from 1987 - there are quite a few named this) is about a cat that has something else living inside it on a yacht traveling to the Caribbean during spring break. Some gangsters, a handful of college-age students and a young captain find themselves terrorized by the thing inside the cat. You see, that's what's UNINVITED! And believe me - I'm making this thing sound boring, and it's anything but. You can watch a preview or listen to this first, but you might spoil some of the zaniness. No matter what, you're invited to the Film School Janitors' review of this lost oddity. Enjoy!

Can you believe it's been almost 30 years since the first HOCUS POCUS was released? Can you believe HOCUS POCUS 2 was actually finally made? Strangest of all, can you believe the Film School Janitors watched and reviewed both?! Not without a little toil and trouble (and bubble drinks) at least...

The further experimenting with format by Marvel brings us the Halloween-iest show yet - WEREWOLF BY NIGHT! Unfortunately, it's a single episode special, but fortunately for the Film School Janitors, that means a lot less time spent watching another show. Listen to find out what they thought about it!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: G-FORCE This may not be a live-action Nic Cage movie (well, it is live-action but Nic Cage voices one of the animals), but it still involves one of his patented death scenes. Listen to what the Film School Janitors have to say about this spy movie made for kids (that's not Spy Kids)!

The penultimate episode of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON's first season follows the death of King Viserys from the perspective of half of our characters (basically all of them in King's Landing). It basically followed Alicent and Otto race to find Aegon, but was it exciting? It sure was for someone it the show that likes toes! Listen to the Film School Janitors' review for more!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: KICK-ASS When a teen (who is bleeping annoying) decides to become a real-life superhero, a real-life dynamic duo (one of which is Chloe Grace Moretz and the other is our guy, Nic Cage) has to step in and save his (kick) ass. The Film School Janitors watched this back in the day, and does it still hold up today? Listen to find out!

The last episode of SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW has smashed through the fourth wall and into your hearts... maybe??? Listen to find out what the Film School Janitors thought about the fourth-wall breaking shenanigans and cameos in the (first?) season finale!

Not gonna lie - didn't expect the Film School Janitors to review the live-action update of Disney's PINOCCHIO, but they did! Are they Tom Hanks completists? Are they remake completists? Or are they simply gluttons for punishment? Listen to find out which!

Let's do the time warp again! Six years have passed since episode seven of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, so that means there is widespread peace and calm in episode eight, right? There's not even peace and calm amongst the Film School Janitors in this review!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: DRIVE ANGRY This one is about a father/grandfather breaking out of hell to get revenge, and it ain't all that different from most of Mr. Cage's offerings except for the fact that this one used to be in 3D! It ain't anymore, unless you get the 3D Blu-ray, have a 3D Blu-ray player (or PS4), and an old 3D TV! NOTE: One of the Janitors have all the above.

The moment we've all been waiting for has finally arrived - the Film School Janitors review of the penultimate episode of SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW! (Oh, and Daredevil finally shows up in episode eight, so there's that, too.)

In the seventh episode of SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW, our cinematic universe expands to include some lesser-known characters, but more new characters are welcome nonetheless. It helps the MCU feel a little bit bigger, and the Film School Janitors a little bit smaller (because Shulkie is so big, you see).

Nothing brings a family together like weddings and funerals, and it the world of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, those two are fairly interchangeable! The seventh episode begins with one and ends with another, and the Film School Janitors have a lot to say about it (and it's not just about how dark it was... like actually dark, not dark-dark), so take a listen!

The biggest time jump yet happens on episode six of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, and the show replaces some actors. (No Film School Janitors were replaced in our time jump of one week.) Does the show make it work, or is it jarring? Listen and find out!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week"s assignment: ARSENAL Nicolas Cage hasn't done many sequels, but this just happens to be one... kind of? He's playing the same character from DEADFALL(NCU 32), but that character died? It's weird. He can be weird. DEADFALL is fun and weird, but is ARSENAL worth the watch? Listen and find out!

The Film School Janitors review episode six of SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW - the dreaded stand-alone(-ish) wedding episode NOT featuring Daredevil because they showed his helmet in the end of episode five and I want it waaah!

What else did Jay watch this week?

The Film School Janitors are halfway through the first season of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, and is it a lovely house full of dragons? There are some dragons, but it's not yet as crazy as it could be! This episode features a wedding - what could possibly go wrong?

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: WINDTALKERS Based on real-life incidents, this World War II film focuses on Nicolas Cage's character PTSD instead of the actual Navajo code talkers themselves. And it's also an action film. An at times gruesome one, but also at times unbelievable. Take a listen to see what else the Film School Janitors thought about the film.

It's finally here! The rematch between Titania and SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW! Watch in wonder as they brawl... verbally... in the courtroom. Remember, the Film School Janitors are here to remind you that this is a comedy lawyer show that happens to feature a superhero after all!

Every once in a while, a film comes out that that almost requires you to know very little about it to enjoy it. BARBARIAN is one of those such films. Just know this: the Film School Janitors spoil the heck out of it, so if you're going to see it, wait to listen. Also, there are no actual Arnie-style, sword-and-sandal barbarians in this film.

For a show about dragons, the fourth episode of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON really brings the heat! The Film School Janitors discuss the latest episode, and hint at what's to come! Wait, that's not meant to be a pun!

Rodney talks very short, and very quickly, about what else he watched this week!

One minute of Sean rambling about what he watched!

Another minute of Jay talking about something else he watched!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: BRINGING OUT THE DEAD The Film School Janitors get to review a Martin Scorsese film that happens to be a Nicolas Cage film that happens to be an examination of the life of an ambulance medic that happens to take place mostly at night that happens to feel like a FIGHT CLUB wannabe that doesn't quite act like a FIGHT CLUB wannabe. Listen to make this rambling sentence make sense!

Is SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW having a moment? With episode four under its belt, the show seems to attained something many of the other MCU shows have not - meme worthiness. The Film School Janitors discuss what's working and what's not so check it out!

Episode three of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON picks up three years after the previous episode, and is it picking up greater favor from the Film School Janitors? Listen to find out!

Will we continue to bother Jay about what he watches in addition to what we watch to podcast about? As long as it takes a minute we will!

After the Film School Janitors went off the rails while reviewing the second episode of SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW, can they keep it together while reviewing episode three? Listen and find out!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS! Imagine the filmmakers when they were told to devise a sequel: well, the first time, Nicolas Cage had to steal the Declaration of Independence. What can he steal this time? Umm, how about the President?

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: NATIONAL TREASURE! Benjamin Gates has to steal the United States Declaration of Independence before his rival does so they can find the world's largest national treasure: friendship. Nah, it's an actual treasure. This is one of those Nic Cage films everybody should know. Either way, take a listen!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: VENGEANCE: A LOVE STORY! Based on a story by author Joyce Carol Oates, the film follows the trauma suffered by a family after a brutal attack and the cop who is sick of justice not being served. Could this one have been better? Could this one have turned out worse? The Film School Janitors answer all in this assignment!

Did episode two of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON change any of the Film School Janitors' minds about the show? Well, as in the immortal words of the cast of Letterkenny, "to be fair" only Sean had negative things to say about the first episode, so did he change his mind? But it could be possible that Rodney and Jay changed their minds, as well. Listen, just put this review in your podcast player and smoke it to find out!

Rodney, Jason and Sean (a.k.a. the Film School Janitors) talk about what it takes to put a podcast together... and then to listen to it back!

Sometimes it's really nice to visit with an old friend. In this case, that old friend is Sylvester Stallone, and the, um, house that we're visiting him in is his latest film, SAMARITAN. The Film School Janitors watched the original superhero story not based on a comic-- wait, it was based on a comic? Well, at the very least it wasn't one by Marvel or DC. Is it worth checking out? If you trust the Janitors, then they'll let you know!

What did Jay watch this week instead of what he was supposed to watch?

Episode two of SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW picks up with the eponymous hero adding the second part of her show title to her character. Does any of that make sense? Listen to the Film School Janitors review to find out!

Growing up is tough, but getting lost in time is tougher! The Film School Janitors watched PAPER GIRLS entire first season, and this is what they thought about the adventures of four young ladies from the 80's that visit their future selves as they try to get home... and ride in a robot and see dinosaurs and floating cities!

Look up in the sky! Is it a floating glowing cube? Is it a man with the body of an ape on the moon? Is it a portal to a parallel dimension? This doesn't even begin to express how truly weird THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY can get. With a fourth (and final?) season announced, the Film School Janitors are finally here with their season three review. Enjoy!

The first big debate was whether the Film School Janitors cared enough about this prequel show to watch it or not. So now that they actually watched the first episode of the GAME OF THRONES prequel, HOUSE OF THE DRAGON, what did they think? Don't debate about it! Listen and find out!

Is this a salvageable film or not? Not to be confused with the Dennis Quaid/Meg Ryan thriller called D.O.A. or the classic film that was based on, this one is based on the video game series DOA: DEAD OR ALIVE. Based solely on the title, it sounds like it could be at least interesting, right? I mean, there are some good video game movies. The Film School Janitors have played the original video game and some of its spinoffs. How did the movie fare against the games? Listen and find out!

If you've been holding out watching the premiere episode of SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW until you heard what the Film School Janitors thought about it, well here's (hear's?)your chance to find out!

There are few directors working today that can get people to see their movies just by adding their name, and Jordan Peele currently is one of them. Will he keep it up, and be like Spielberg? Or will he wander the way of Shyamalan? The Film School Janitors watched NOPE, and did they say "yup!" to it? Listen to find out!

Sometimes movies are like predators... you don't see them until they want you to! The Film School Janitors stumbled upon a little sequel called PREY - which is more of a prequel to 1986's PREDATOR, but also just a good, standalone sequel? I can't keep track of this stuff anymore. Listen to find out what they think!