Film School Janitors Review Films

LOKI is back and ready for more mind-bending adventures! Does season two live up the expectations raised by the first season, or does it crash and burn? Also, how about all them extra-curricular controversies surrounding one particular star of the show? The Film School Janitors take their time and tackle it all in this review. Listen now!

The TV universe for THE BOYS is growing on Amazon Prime, and the first spin-off (not counting the cartoon spin-off DIABOLICAL because it was animated) has arrived! GEN V follows a group of super powered college students at God U as they navigate not only their personal problems, but um, much bigger problems like extinction! The Film School Janitors watched all the episodes (well, almost all the episodes for some), and this is their review. Enjoy!

How about that! Most of the grown-up Film School Janitors watched THE MARVELS as well, so this is their analysis of the MCU's 33rd film! Well, at least two of them, and now there are four... BONUS! The Janitors discuss Marvel casting rumors!

Sometimes trying to get the Film School Janitors to watch something is like pulling teeth. So why not turn to those still loosing their teeth! The Elementary Film School Janitors watched THE MARVELS and this is their review!

It's time for another round of "live-action adaptation of a beloved anime!" This time it's ONE PIECE, and how does the show compare to the cartoon and manga? Luckily, some the Film School Janitors know the source material so they bring insight to their review. Yes, I said they bring insight. Why so surprised?!

It's time for another round of "it's a movie based on a video game!" This time around, it's a live-action adaptation of the cult horror game series FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S. Do you find animatronic creatures and people creepy? Are you afraid of flickering lights and do jump scares give you glee? Apparently, play the game instead. And check out this review to see what the Film School Janitors thought about the movie...

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE CROODS Yes, it's another cartoon, but there are only a few left. But this one is definitely one-third to one-half Nic Cage's movie. He's kind of the main character? He's not just voice working for an hour in a closet! Check it out, or just check out this podcast.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: TEEN TITANS GO! TO THE MOVIES Wait. Isn't this a film based on a spinoff animated TV shows that's definitely made for juvenile minds? That's why the Janitors loved it! But what does it have to do with Nic Cage? You'll have to watch and/or listen (and/or look at the hashtags for a clue) to find out!

Have you even heard of THE DEAD DON'T DIE, a zombie film starring Bill Murray and Adam Driver? At least one of the Film School Janitors hadn't. What's it about? A zombie breakout from the view a small town. Are they fast zombies? Nothing is fast about this movie...

Initially, two of the Film School Janitors watched all of AHSOKA and started reviewing it. Then they took a break so the third (and final) Janitor could watch it. Guess who did what, or just listen to find out what they thought about STAR WARS REBELS SEASON 5, er, SEASON 1 (?) of AHSOKA!

The Film School Janitors finally got their "trucks" in a row (see what I did there?! I quack me up!) and watched the television adaptation of TWISTED METAL. How did it compare to the video game where everybody just drives around shooting each other? Listen to find out!

Just in time for spooky season, the Film School Janitors found a copy of FREDDY VS. JASON to rewatch! Did the epic battle live up to the memories of the Janitors, or did the 20 years in-between murder too many brain cells? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: ASTRO BOY In the CGI adaptation of the classic anime, Nic Cage plays Tenma, Astro Boy's "father." How well does he convey the tortured soul of a man who lost everything? Like he got a paycheck? Listen to hear more!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: WORLD TRADE CENTER Filmed only five years after the attack by Oliver Stone, this film follows Nic Cage as he lays still trapped beneath the rubble. Powerful doesn't even begin to explain this film. Listen to what the Film School Janitors thought about the film as they also recollect that harrowing day.

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST (and almost ERNEST) movies! Last up: PIRATES OF THE PLAIN This is the end of the NCU SUMMER BREAK, and the Film School Janitors decided to watch what could have been the tenth ERNEST film, or at least a pivot for star JIM VARNEY. Ernest creator and collaborator and film series writer/director (at least most of them), JOHN CHERRY helms this film about a pirate that gets transported to a Nebraska wheat field two-hundred years in his future where E.T.'s mom hates her son's imagination. Wish I was joking! I guess summer truly is over!

Are we truly entering the next era of beautiful animation? Not counting all the gross booger-y mutant-y things... The Film School Janitors watched TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM and this is their review!

The Film School Janitors now have the ultimate metric to rate movies: PEE-WEE's BIG ADVENTURE being the best, and BIG TOP PEE-WEE being the worst. So where does PEE-WEE's BIG HOLIDAY fit on that scale? Listen to this review to find out!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Time for the final film: ERNEST IN THE ARMY (It's about a terrorist organization trying to get a top secret missile and Ernest's troop of army reservists and a reporter have to save the day! I made it sound way more interesting than it probably is!) Hopefully the Film School Janitors enjoyed their NCU SUMMER BREAK!

It's difficult to find joy in the subject matter of the film, but in the hype around it - what fun! The Film School Janitors have completed "Barbenheimer" by finally watching OPPENHEIMER. Does the film justify its three-hour runtime? Listen to their review to find out!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST GOES TO AFRICA (What's it about? Aside from the casual racism, Ernest gets wrapped up in a Jewel of the Nile-esque adventure. Nothing too weird!) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

What can be said about BIG TOP PEE-WEE? It's the one where Pee-Wee Herman gets laid. Listen to the Film School Janitors review instead of ever, ever, ever watching this movie.

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: SLAM DUNK ERNEST (What's it about? An angel and a devil battle for a young boy's eternal soul and Ernest saves him with goofy magic shoes. No lying!) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

The Film School Janitors decided to honor Paul Reubens a.k.a. Pee-Wee Herman by visiting/re-visiting his three films, starting with PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE! How does the film hold up? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST GOES TO SCHOOL (What's it about? Ernest has to go back to high school to get a diploma to work at the same high school he's going to so he gets brain powers that also make him a great athlete and I'm exhausted...) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST RIDES AGAIN (What's it about? Well, it starts with a MR. BILL short skit to pad the film's run time, then for 40 minutes of the movie, Ernest rides around on a giant cannon!) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

This podcast might go down as one of the Film School Janitors best! The same might not be said for SECRET INVASION and the MCU. Save yourself the three hours of watching and let the Janitors explain why...

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST SCARED STUPID (What's it about? Ernest unleashed a troll that steals children's souls. Fun stuff!) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST GOES TO JAIL (What's it about? He goes to jail! There's also a switcheroo and electrical-slash-magnetic superpowers. This is a weird one.) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

Sean had a dream about a reality game show, and like most dreams it's half-realized. The other Film School Janitors help him sort it out. P.S. The show idea's new name is "APARTNERS"...

What are the Film School Janitors doing watching something not released by Disney and their ilk? The Janitors decide to dive in and tackle SHIN ULTRAMAN, a re-imagining of the Japanese hero that has had plenty of movies and TV shows based on him over the years. How is that anything different than what Disney offers?

The Film School Janitors are back! Just like Harrison Ford! They all watched INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY, and has destiny been fulfilled? Did the director of LOGAN (James Mangold) deliver a swan song for our adventurer like he did with our Wolverine? (Hey, it's all Disney baby!) Dial in and check out what the Janitors thought!

The Film School Janitors watched BARBIE opening weekend and had a piping-hot review ready for you - but the recording system botched it! So the Janitors are back, and trying to hit all the same beats they did in their original review, Do they accomplish the impossible, just like how this BARBIE movie accomplished the impossible? Sure! You'll never know!

The Film School Janitors dared to review BARB...ARIANS. THE BARBARIANS as a matter of fact. That's the big movie of 2023, right? Drats! Well, instead enjoy this review of the 80's sword-and-sandal sort-of-classic rip-off of CONAN THE BARBARIAN.

The Elementary Film School Janitors finally completed the other two seasons of AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER, and these are their thoughts!

When your #1 FAN makes a request, you do it! The Film School Janitors review "LADY KRILLERS" which is the second half of the fifth episode in the second season of MILO MURPHY'S LAW, which is a cartoon on Disney. MILO MURPHY is voiced by WEIRD AL YANKOVICH. This isn't weird...

The Film School Janitors are closing in on the final adventure of revisiting and reviewing the INDIANA JONES films. Next stop: INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL Lambasted at the time of its original release, has time healed any or all wounds? Or is this film still a slog to get through? Listen to what the Janitors thought now!

Hey, come here and take a listen! Were you aware that SHAZAM! had a sequel? And it was in theaters? And it's been available to stream for a bit now? Well the Film School Janitors all finally watched SHAZAM! FURY OF THE GODS and this is their review!

The Film School Janitors have never reviewed any BLACK MIRROR episodes before this sixth season. The reason? Soon to be an episode in season seven, I'd wager. Do they talk about all five episodes? For this review to be as long as it is, I'd wager.

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

Is this film the Holy Grail? The Film School Janitors review the third (and formerly final) film: INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE! How sappy can one Janitor get? Listen to find out!

Next stop on the INDIANA JONES train a.k.a. mine cart - INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM! The original least-liked entry gets reviewed by the Film School Janitors, and how does it stand up today? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are reviewing all five INDIANA JONES movies with fresh eyes and beer guts! Of course, they're starting with the undeniable classic (INDIANA JONES AND THE) RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK. Somebody (probably Lucas) added that part in the parentheses - the Janitors did not. Listen to where it all starts (and started) now!

This is a film that must be seen to be believed. MIAMI CONNECTION was originally released in Florida in 1988, and it didn't make any connection with the general public (sorry, not sorry). In 2012, the film was rediscovered and became an instant cult classic. To say too much here will spoil the fun - so listen to the Film School Janitors spoil everything!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! First up: ERNEST GOES TO CAMP Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

The Film School Janitors tackle one of the most mind-bending, complex, insanely constructed sagas of our time! Nah, just kidding! They review TRANSFORMERS: RISE OF THE BEASTS, the seventh film in the series, or maybe just the second film after BUMBLEBEE. Who knows? It's all more than meets the... I think I'm getting a headache thinking about it...

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: SEEKING JUSTICE When the law fails (or really doesn't even get the chance to start helping) a husband get justice against his wife's attacker, a weird pay-it-forward revenge team shows up and makes his life a living hell! To find out how, listen now!

Did you know the Film School Janitors take requests for reviews? This time around they are tackling the 90's military comedy DOWN PERISCOPE! Good gracious, it's almost 30 years old! How does it hold up? Listen to find out!

"Wow that was fast!" might be something heard by the Film School Janitors a lot, but not in regards to a movie review! The Janitors (well two) got to see a sneak preview release of THE FLASH and this is their spoiler-y review! (We actually do try to warn you before each one...)

Only two of the three Film School Janitors watched this one so far, but they quickly wanted to get the word out. Their review of SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE UNIVERSE is right here for the taking! Just stick one of your eight grubby, yet sticky, legs out and whether your eight eyes have seen it yet or not, set your eight ears straight to listening (spiders have eight of everything, right?)... Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: TRESPASS Is Nic Cage a criminal in this one? Does he want revenge? Who is doing the trespassing? Is it Nicole Kidman in a closed AMC Theater? The Janitors don't specifically answer all these questions, but they do answer others in this review. Don't believe me? Take a listen to find out!