Film School Janitors Review Films

A little bit of comic book talk from the Film School Janitors! Howzabout that new SUPERMAN trailer?! Whatintheheckz going on with KRAVEN THE HUNTER?! Holyjumpingspiderz is Shameik Moore the cause of the delays in the SPIDER-VERSE?!

The Film School Janitors discuss the newest Netflix animated holiday film - THAT CHRISTMAS! It's based on the kid's book by the writer of LOVE, ACTUALLY, and is it actually kid friendly? Yes! BONUS: Rodney and Sean list their top-five Christmas movies!

Happy Christmas from the Film School Janitors! We're celebrating one famous carpenter with another - this is the review of A NONSENSE CHRISTMAS WITH SABRINA CARPENTER! Enjoy!

The ELEMENTARY FILM SCHOOL JANITORS are back to celebrate a holiday classic: IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE! Bonus! They also review the SNL classic "lost finale" skit!

Manic is a good descriptor for the movie BOY KILLS WORLD. It's ultimately a revenge flick with a bunch of flourishes and maybe a twist or surprise here and there. Find out what the Film School Janitors thought by listening now!

Five more episodes to go... forever! Unless they do a spin-off or something. The Film School Janitors watched the first two parts of season six of COBRA KAI, and this is their review. BONUS: Predictions for the final five episodes included for free!

Another episode of Janitor Driving Jalopies Drinking Java! This time around they discuss HYSTERIA! which is Peacock's foray into STRANGER THINGS territory. Satanic Panic in the 80's is fertile ground for content, but how did the show ultimately turn out? Listen to find out!

This show's first season isn't done yet, but we couldn't wait to talk about DAN DA DAN! It's a new weekly anime on Netflix, and it's a love story with aliens and spirits and powers! Highly recommend checking it out, or just listen to this! And tune back in when the season is finished!

ABIGAIL is one of those movies where you know exactly what you're going to get if you even caught a whiff of one of the previews. If you've never seen a trailer for this film, I'll spoil it here: it's about a vampire ballerina. And the Film School Janitors reviewed it. Listen now!

It's been 24 years, but GLADIATOR II finally (actually?) exists! And (some of) the Film School Janitors watched it! Here is their review!

Another episode of Janitors in Jalopies Drinking Java! This time they tackle the challenging film, also known as an everyday, typical A24 film, HERETIC. Hugh Grant goes into creepy mode, and the Film School Janitors have thoughts about that!

For as many spiders as there are in the world, there doesn't seem to be too many spider movies (not counting the films where a person is bitten by a radioactive one). Even STING isn't directly about a giant spider. Listen to the Film School Janitors' review to find out more!

Is this the first season of AGATHA ALL ALONG, or a special event? Will the Film School Janitors become Janitors Driving Jalopies While Drinking Java, or is it a one-time thing? Listen to find out!

It ain't Halloween anymore and it ain't quite Thanksgiving, but it doesn't matter because CARVED ain't quite a movie! The Film School Janitors checked out the Hulu release, and they have some thoughts! Listen now!

It ain't quite Friday the 13th, but it's still a freaky Friday! The Film School Janitors finally watched FREAKY and this is their review! NOTE: No bodies were swapped in the making of this podcast.

As per usual, some of the Film School Janitors watched BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE in the theater, and others watched it on streaming. Now you get to hear their review!

The Film School Janitors dig back a bit to review the ever-growing cult hit, TERRIFIER. And not quite in time for Halloween!

The Film School Janitors review the possession thriller, THE DELIVERANCE. This a different messed up movie than Burt Reynold's DELIVERANCE, but it still has one crazy scene that's going to be infamous!

Some of the Film School Janitors tackle the Netflix hit, REBEL RIDGE! How does the movie stand its ground against their opinions? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors pull a "folie à deux" themselves, and only two of them discuss JOKER: FOLIE A DEUX a.k.a. JOKER 2 a.k.a The Worst Movie Ever. What did the Janitors think, and will this podcast become The Worst Podcast Ever?

Did anybody get to see MEGALOPOLIS yet? Some of the Film School Janitors manifested their destiny and managed to catch this at the theater. What did they think? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE ANT BULLY As for now, this is the last Nic Cage animated roll, so watch as the Film School Janitors throw their caps in the air! But they better watch their step and not disturb the ants - they might have a wizard ant that can shrink you down, like the wizard ant that Nic Cage portrays.

Well they finally did it! Netflix finally made it and the Film School Janitors watched the final season of THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY. This is the fruit of everyone's labor! Enjoy!

This Film School Janitors review is sort of like the movie they're reviewing called JACKPOT! It's all over the place. It might be funny. And John Cena appears in both (but in one, he's invisible). Check out the review now!

The Elementary Film School Janitors are back! This time they're reviewing BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE! (And also BEETLEJUICE!) Don't read this description aloud, or else *you-know-who* might show up!

The Film School Janitors discuss ALIEN: ROMULUS, plus the proceeding six films in the ALIEN franchise. NOTE: No chestbusters were injured in the making of this podcast.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE OLD WAY And just like in the old ways of the old days, the Janitors partake in some moonshine to discuss this Western... that still happens to be a tale of revenge.

Another day, another Netflix film to review... This time the Film School Janitors checked out THE UNION, starring Halle Berry and Mark Wahlburg. Should you check it out? This review will give you all the answers you seek!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL Nic Cage kidnaps Joel Kinnaman and they go on a road trip! And argue! And people get killed! And did I mention it's a Nic Cage movie? So of course there are some very Cage-y acting choices. Listen to the podcast first, or watch it on streaming first, then listen. Either way - listen!

It's taken a bit for this movie to finally come out, and was the wait for BEVERLY HILLS COP: AXEL F worth it? Listen to find out what the Film School Janitors think...

When DC content ends up on a non-WB platform, that should be a bad sign, but it's a better sign than being completely written off (R.I.P. BATGIRL: THE MOVIE)... Amazon Prime premiered BATMAN: CAPED CRUSADER (and not Max), and how did it turn out? The trusty Film School Janitors will let you know. Listen now!

Nobody loves to be punished more than the Film School Janitors! They had to do it - they had to watch RETURN TO FROGTOWN a.k.a. FROGTOWN II and review it. Come (Sam) hell or swamp water... they're going to try to watch part three as well..

Only one of the Film School Janitors ventured into the theater to watch M. Night Shyamalan's latest film - TRAP Listen to find out which one and what one thought which what!

Well, I bet everybody was champing (and some of you were chomping) at the bit for a Film School Janitors analysis of a "fellow" podcaster's NETFLIX standup special. This is what they had to say about JOE ROGAN: BURN THE BOATS... Enjoy!

Not all of the Film School Janitors watched John Krasinski's IF, but the ones that did had something to say about it. This is that something about it...

*deep sigh* The Film School Janitors watched THE ACOLYTE. Is it a first season? Is it a complete season? Is it good? Is it bad? Did you see it, or avoid it like the plague (which surprisingly, most people seem like they would opt not to avoid plagues)? This is a lot shorter than watching the show, so take a listen...

Well this is the penultimate season of THE BOYS (even though there will be tons of spin-offs, I'm sure). And this is the Film School Janitors' review of the fourth season. Surprise! There is a lot of graphic talk!

If you've never crossed paths with the movie, HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN, well then you've never been so lost... and felt so found! This one the Film School Janitors YANKED FROM THE TRASH BIN!

This is the stuff dreams are made of. By that, I mean DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE and the Film School Janitors' review...

Rodney wanted to get in on reviewing the first season of the live-action version of AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER. (The ELEMENTARY FILM SCHOOL JANITORS also covered this show...)

THIS ONE WAS A TWO-MAN JOB! Only Randall and Sean had the chance to see A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE and this is their review!

Half of the Film School Janitors half-watched REBEL MOON - PART TWO: THE SCARGIVER. These are their thoughts while the other Janitors await director Zack Snyder's director's cuts of both films...

Were you intrigued by the possibility of watching DOCTOR STRANGE pal around with a giant furry creature in an attempt to find his missing kid? Then listen to the Film School Janitors discuss why watching ERIC on NETFLIX might make you feel strange enough to call a doctor...

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE CROODS: A NEW AGE The long-awaited podcast about the long-awaited sequel is finally here! How did Nic Cage et. al. fare this time around? If the Janitors could stop talking about Batman for a second, you would find out!

The Film School Janitors crawled out of their vaults and they watched season one of FALLOUT! How does it compare to the video game series? Does it add more to the overall story? The Janitors will let you know!

The Film School Janitors thought about reviewing a bunch of movies that share the same name as X-MEN characters. NIGHTCRAWLER is the first, and it's about an opportunist that films tragedies overnight to sell to the morning news. Will the Janitors do more movies sharing names with X-MEN? Only time will tell...

Now that a few more Film School Janitors have seen MADAME WEB, here are their thoughts!

THE CONTESTANT is a documentary about a reality show in Japan where a man stayed trapped in a single room for over a year and he could only survive on what he won from magazines. It's a trip, and let the Film School Janitors take you on it.

Movie theaters are dead! Unless it's a movie people will pay to go see! The Film School Janitors watched KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, which is part four of the new films, but the tenth overall. This is their review. Go apeshit with it!

What can I say... X-MEN '97 was made for the Film School Janitors. This is their review.