Duck Call Room

Uncle Si recalls how a young Phil Robertson greeted an uninvited and unwelcome visitor to his seedy motel room. Si and Stone went hunting with BK, and unexpectedly, her deer "came back to life." Si is convinced Jase is three-quarters wood duck. Jay excites Si and John-David with a story of a "large black cat" running in the woods. Godwin and Jay give great advice on how to split up chores around the house, and John-David has an important message about not taking time for granted. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si talks about the most terrifying moment of his life (that may or may not have involved a Sasquatch). The boys discuss whether their instinct is fight or flight, and no one is surprised by Si's. John-David finally gets the conclusion he needed for his chili debate. Godwin talks about his experiences at a renaissance festival in Texas. Martin gives advice for those moving to Florida, and Si talks about hunting in Phil and Kay's front yard. John-David is adamant that he will never try Miss Kay's squirrel brains. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Korie Robertson says Willie was once absolutely sure she was growing an Adam's apple — and didn't tell her! She also divulges Willie's critical fishing mistakes and reveals how long John-David actually wet the bed. What do you like eating now that you didn't when you were younger? Martin talks about changing taste buds and they all agree on one thing: blue cheese is terrible. Si is still bitter at the squirrels who ate all his treasured strawberries one summer, plus that time his weenie dog, Merlin, beat him to his garden tomato. Martin doesn't miss the smell of wilted salad and hot vinegar dressing in his grandma's house. And Si describes his adventure in a mustard field in Germany that he — surprisingly — remembers quite well. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si gets philosophical about life, death, and why he failed algebra. Martin debunks this with the REAL reason. Stone tells the story of Si almost dying while he reeled in a redfish. And is it worth it to pay for preassembled furniture? Si and Martin think so. Stone describes how the mind can twist specific events around ... like when it comes to "seeing" black panthers. John-David gets his own black panther hat — since he's the other believer in the room. Plus, the boys share encouragement for a fan who feels he's not doing enough for his wife and family. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin has an epiphany about Si's failure to smile in pictures. John-David freaks out when he sees a photo of Si in skinny jeans. Phillip is amazed that Si was able to walk a beehive back home safely. Martin and Si tell the story of Phil's encounter with some angry bees. And the guys give advice on which first date scenario would be best: a plane ride or something more simple like a coffee date. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si remembers his first kiss like it was yesterday, which has all the boys trying to recall their first kisses. John-David and Si freak out over an emotional support alligator in Pennsylvania. Martin takes up the big debate: Do beans belong in chili? Godwin almost lost his boat on the way to do some Sunday fishing. Godwin thinks Si could start a new crop top fashion trend. And John-David is shocked to find out NASA intentionally collided with an asteroid in space. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin's wife, Brittany, is ready for her pregnancy to be over but not QUITE ready to have twins living in their unfinished house. Brittany and Martin talk about the new habits they've grown comfortable with, like mint chocolate chip ice cream and Waffle House, why Brittany's not allowed to text Martin updates anymore, and their advice for any soon-to-be parents of twins. Si and John-David want to know what weird, uncomfortable things people have said or done to them. And Martin, Brittany, and the boys answer a letter dropped off in person by newlyweds having a tough time. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phil and Miss Kay are known for the pets they keep, be it the revolving door of Bobos and Bebes or their hunting dogs. Martin and Jay reminisce about Phil's great retriever, Blue, and his odd personality, and Si remembers being Blue's pee target whenever he tried to take a nap. Si has the boys howling about Jase's suggestion that Blue live in the house with Phil and Miss Kay for a few weeks. Jay talks about how protective the late Bobo was and even shows some videos in his honor. Martin shares the piece of advice he's plain TIRED of hearing and gives an update on how Brittany is doing in the final days of her pregnancy. John-David can't believe he's never heard Si tell the story of the time a squirrel bit him — and the subsequent lesson that squirrel quickly learned. And we're all praying for a friend of the show, Zac Stephens, who just went through a leg amputation after a terrible accident. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si's wife, Christine Robertson, is here to set the record straight on more of the stories Si's been telling. Miss Christine reveals all the things she's confiscated from her husband over the years and what it takes to spend more than 50 years with Si. Si wants a 21-cannon salute when he passes on — "It's a party, boys!" Christine drops straight truth about Si's "bongo bells" obsession. Si tells Martin and John-David what happened when he tried to be "normal." Christine reveals young Si's footwear choices and how he quickly ruined them. And Si and Christine share the best advice about marriage, love, and the most fun thing they've ever done. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si nearly busts a rib laughing at the Spanish dub of "Duck Dynasty." Martin gives his twins a pep talk ahead of their big debut. The boys think Si would be a strong addition to Life Alert ads. John-David has a close encounter with a time traveler at the Honey Hole. Martin can't take the utter stupidity of the Department of Agriculture's move to stop duck hunters from spreading avian flu. Godwin's blood sugar dips so he dives into a can of Vienna sausages ... much to John-David's dismay. And the boys share their tips for how new duck hunters should get started. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is back, Jack!!! While he's new and improved, he's still recovering and feeling a little rough. Phillip and Si share some hilarious hospital stories, including stealing wheelchairs, putting on hospital gowns backwards, filling up bedpans, and accidentally calling for nurses 24/7. Si's wearing a cool black panther hat sent in by a fan — and all the boys are jealous. Martin and John-David help Si give advice on how to spend more time with your kids when you work a full week. John-David and Phillip talk about whether going to church is something you have to do. And thank you — everyone! — for keeping America's favorite uncle in your thoughts and prayers. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si picks the hands-down winner in a fight between Superman and Batman in this episode recorded before his lung surgery. John-David thinks time travel in movies is just wrong. Godwin recalls a bull-riding injury. Si shares more about his surgery. And if the boys could time-travel to biblical times, who would want to see the Red Sea parting, and which one would choose to be there at the feeding of the 5,000 with loaves and fish? Plus, they share some advice with a fellow hunter who's frustrated with his friend. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si talks about the lung operation he's been eagerly awaiting and why now is the right time. Godwin says Si has always been full of hot air. Si wonders who invented the very first alphabet. What's the most unusual thing the boys have seen in the woods? Si wishes he could be a flying squirrel, but he will NOT join John-David on any roller coasters. Godwin relives his first roller coaster ride on Space Mountain. Plus, the boys give some advice to a fan who's worried about his wife & her family not being Christians. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si caught a friend flirting with Christine while she was pregnant, and he has never been angrier in his life. The boys reveal their worst nightmares, and Si tells the story of how close his came to being true! Martin wishes Phil Robertson had been neighbors with John-David when he thought he'd been robbed. Godwin's diabetes-friendly diet is getting a little boost from his favorite Jimmy Dean creation. Si and Godwin offer advice on how to forgive someone you're furious with. And the boys counsel a fan struggling with church attendance. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin reveals what happened behind the scenes when his wife, Brittany, convinced him to strap watermelons to his belly for an entire day as they enter the pregnancy home stretch. Uncle Si celebrates Martin's birthday in the most hilarious way possible: peer-pressuring John-David into tasting his first Vienna sausage. Christine bans Si from EVER taking her to the hospital. Phillip's referee shirt brings up a lot of questions about what he does in the mornings. Plus, how do you know if it's time to try a different church? And the boys have advice for a fan who's considering a career change. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si taps his expertise as a Vietnam vet to fact-check the movie "Forrest Gump" and admits there were two things he couldn't live without in Nam. Godwin debunks the film "Gladiator." John-David is mistaken for a girl, and Martin is mistaken for a scam artist. Plus, have you heard of a kiwi hot dog? Si gets carded in Texas, shows off his extensive knowledge of Rick James facts, and comes up with a solid reason for the U.S. government to listen to the podcast. The boys finally run into a fan question that's waaaaay above their pay grade. And they pray for Nick, a marine vet who's undergone surgery for brain cancer. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si's wife, Christine, fact-checks his budget claims in real time, and it doesn't look good for Si. Stone and Si witness "Mad Max"-style anarchy on an infamous local road. Si's latest crazy dream catapults him into space, and that has John-David wishing he could watch Si's dreams. Si attempts to offer advice to a new college student, but it quickly goes off the rails. And the boys share wisdom with a fan who wonders what the circumstances of his friend's death mean for eternity. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is practicing the art of the backhanded compliment, and Willie is the perfect target. Speaking of taking shots, Buck Commander producer and keeper of secrets Jordan Summitt reveals what actually happened when Si missed a deer five times in a row. Jordan names his favorite Robertson, and the boys chime in with their picks. John-David is pumped about Little Debbie cereal. Martin and Si divulge their secrets to cooking eggs. And the boys give advice on new parenthood and asking for a raise — when the boss is your dad. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's wife, Christine, keeps his weapon of choice under lock and key, so he finds himself hunting rats the old-fashioned way — pistols. Phillip breaks out the hard hats and fluorescent safety vests for Si's favorite new hobby. Martin and John-David share two insanely brilliant marketing tricks. The Duckmen may have been in the worst commercial ever filmed — and it's BAD. Martin shares an update on Brittany and the babies and calls out Si for a bald-faced lie. A fan sends in one of the coolest baptism stories ever. And the boys give advice on dealing with dating disappointment and how to handle shame about your past. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin encounters a major diet temptation with his name on it — literally. Uncle Si discovers that quesadillas exist. Martin and John-David debate which pizza chains are actually good. Godwin reckons with a wardrobe malfunction thanks to his new diabetes-friendly diet. Si is confident his club-hopping past makes him the best dancer in the room. A fan sends in awesome trail-cam pics of an albino deer. John-David's young Honey Hole customers are living their best redneck lives. And Si gets deep into why he believes baptism matters so much. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and Phil Robertson have highly unusual ideas about what it takes to maintain anything with an engine. Martin signs on as Godwin's keto diet accountability partner. Si has STRONG feelings about salad dressings, but there's one that's a total gar. Stone is already shopping for Bullfrog's first car, and Si waxes nostalgic about his first vehicle. Si gets fired up about idiot drivers. John-David reveals a happy ending for a fan who needed relationship advice. And the boys help out a shy kid who wants tips for making new friends. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay busted her finger in the craziest way possible, but she's getting by in strange new ways. John-David tries to get to the bottom of why Willie still has blond hair. Miss Kay drops jaws with her tales of what Phil does in bed at night. Martin points out just how much Si there is in Willie. Miss Kay recalls when Phil almost came to blows during a Bible study, and Si admits he's unleashed his Robertson temper exactly twice in front of Miss Christine. Miss Kay admits there's a good reason Phil should never be president, and Si announces what his first official acts as president would be. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is scarier than a cannibal? People in NYC seem to think so, according to a new viral video. Godwin gives an update on what he can and can't eat with his newly diagnosed diabetes, and the boys share keto diet tips. Martin is horrified by John-David's discovery of a company that makes area rugs from your dead pets. And should John-David buy a replica of the Jurassic Park Jeep? Plus, the boys give breakup advice to a heartbroken hillbilly and send encouragement to a couple who suffered a miscarriage. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay introduces a big change in the Robertson kitchen. Uncle Si can't wait to freeze out the boys this winter after his new buffalo coat arrives. John-David has an employee who slept till 2:30 in the afternoon and then asked if he should still come to work. Uncle Si finds proof of God on PBS and admits he's not a fan of Shark Week. The boys reveal their least favorite canned foods. Martin is grateful for hustlers helping him with home renovations before his twins arrive. Stone finally convinces Phil Robertson to upgrade from his 80s-era tractor. And the boys counsel a woman who's torn between two jobs. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si identifies the culprit behind Godwin's diabetes, and Godwin talks about the diagnosis taking him by surprise. John-David's jaw drops at Si's unexpected reaction to Martin's latest trail cam pics of a "black panther." Godwin shares a Robertson family tale about what a young Si Robertson did with 100 golf balls. Si tries to explain phone chargers with questionable results. Godwin discovers a great reason to believe in ghosts. And the boys have tips on making a long-distance relationship work and how to stay positive when times are tough. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si shocks the room when he confesses one of his deepest, darkest fears and reveals the thing that gives him nightmares. John-David caught screen time on the local news and made the weather girl die laughing. Si gets a crash course on "Stranger Things" from John-David and Martin. Martin chased Si with a snake, and the response was classic Uncle Si. Phillip reveals what Si asked for in his snake-rodeo contract. A crazy mix-up leaves John-David almost naked outside his hotel room at 3 a.m. And the boys give advice on how to handle controlling mothers-in-law. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys learn how to BBQ right from pitmaster Malcom Reed. Stone is excited to meet the man behind the YouTube BBQ tutorials that helped him out of a bind more than once. Malcom shares the secret to perfect duck roll-ups and reveals the best cut on a hog (and it's not what you think!) He also tells Martin his top tip for BBQ first-timers. And the boys serve up advice to a guy trying to find a good Christian girlfriend at a yuppie public school. Catch Malcom on the HowToBBQRight channel on YouTube. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si experiences a bizarre side effect after handling a meteorite, and so does "Duck Family Treasure" co-star Murry Crowe. Martin is in awe of Murry's invention that almost destroyed the duck-call industry. Phillip is shocked by Murray's ability to land his planes "safely." Si offers advice on how to transition from military to civilian life. And the boys settle a burning question: Sock, sock, shoe, shoe, or sock, shoe, sock, shoe? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si admits he loves giving his producer, Hunter, a hard time, but there's a good reason for it! The mysterious Hunter crashes the podcast to defend his honor after the group text fiasco, but Martin isn't having it. Si realizes that Phillip swiped a line from his book. Godwin shares his theory that people with long names can't be trusted. The boys reveal their favorite Duck Call Room hosts, and at least one answer will surprise you. Si tells a hilarious story about his former neighbors. And the boys serve up advice for a couple who can't agree on where to live and a woman with a sister who's 20 years younger. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si has an unexpected health scare, and his producer sends a group text that freaks everyone out. Stone loves his new job managing Willie's property. Martin's wild vacation included chasing after a runaway dock with a boat still attached and meeting Peyton Manning. Godwin and Martin weigh in on whether to ask your future in-laws for their blessing over the phone. And Jay and Si have advice for members of the military about how to handle leaving your family to serve abroad. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phil Robertson is truly bewildered by the "Phil Robertson" on display at a museum. John-David gets Phil to address the stories about his date nights with Miss Kay. Phil explains where the nickname "Dan the Eunuch" came from, and Stone and Si share their opinions on the "monkey" Dan spotted in the woods. Phil describes his arrangement with the local redneck, talks about being an ambassador for Jesus, and reads from his new book, "Your Daily Phil." We finally learn how many duck blinds Phil really has. And Si and Phil offer advice on how to talk to an atheist friend about God. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson and electricity do NOT get along. He and John-David tell stories about electrocuting themselves. Phil Robertson has an uninvited tenant on his property, and he's eating all the food and not paying rent! Stone and Si laugh at Phil's unconventional use of Febreze. Godwin remembers Missy's attempt to teach Phil to use a cell phone. Stone shares his top duck-calling rule. And the boys give advice on what to do when you make poor choices. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can take Jase out of Louisiana, but you can't take the Louisiana out of Jase. After having 911 called on him in Times Square, Jase is back in West Monroe with stories about growing up as Uncle Si's nephew and why they just can't seem to get along. Si and Jase talk about their highly emotional preview of the trailer for "The Blind," the movie about Phil Robertson's life. John-David shares fan art of what it would look like if Si rode a giraffe. Jase shows off his cut of the meteorite they found while shooting his new show, "Duck Family Treasure," for Fox Nation. And the boys weigh in on whether loved ones are able to watch over you from heaven. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si cracks up at the strange experiences he had last time he visited New York. Martin shares a highly amusing story about taking Godwin's measurements. The boys laugh at the Robertsons' track record with political endorsements. Stone gets access to Willie's meat stash and holds nothing back in his assessment of people who like their meat well done. John-David has finally learned not to second guess Si — especially on his knowledge of sharks. And the boys offer advice to a girl whose dad revoked his blessing for her upcoming marriage. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si breaks the shocking news that Martin and Brittany got about their babies after her latest ultrasound. Brittany joins the boys as a long-awaited guest to talk about her dramatic trips to the OB-GYN, how she terrified Martin with a text, what it's like to do a remodel while pregnant, and what Martin makes for her every morning. John-David is so excited he invites himself to their next ultrasound. And the boys offer advice to anyone who gets frustrated by home repairs and renovations. Stay tuned for a bonus segment with Jase, Jep, and Murry about the treasure hunting they did for their new Fox Nation show, "Duck Family Treasure." - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's kids messed up on Father's Day this year, but they're not the only ones who goofed up! Si admits he's a bubble bath man, but he needs more than just bubbles to get him into that tub. John-David's rhino prayers are answered. Martin is disgusted by how people treat the beach and wishes he lived when dinosaurs were around. Si reveals his giraffe-riding strategy. And Phillip is pumped for updates from two fans who decided to take the boys' relationship advice. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si reveals the full story of how he got accused of wife swapping in the military. John-David tries to help Si track down his "wife-swapping" friends. Jay Stone tells all about his embarrassing visit to a gynecologist, and Si learns what a gynecologist is. Si diagnoses America's sickness. Stone offers up advice on how to handle idiots and reviews the annual Robertson family vacation. And Martin, Stone, Godwin, and John-David can't get enough of Christine's podcast debut. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si gets a surprise call from Houston that puts him one step closer to breathing easy. Martin warns that T-shirts with pockets aren’t just dumb — they’re dangerous. Godwin returns from his beach trip with sage advice about what to do when someone pees in the pool. Si recalls surfing with a sea turtle in Hawaii and a close encounter with an army of one-armed crabs. John-David gets the boys to give their best wedding advice to a listener. And Si runs a hilarious cost-benefit analysis on a fan’s relationship. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is still recovering from his wife's podcast debut, and Phillip shares his favorite Christine story — the time he first saw her perform a simple maneuver to instantly drain Si's battery. Si is not a fan of the beach coming anywhere near his orifices. John-David's family runs into the sorriest rhinos ever — because they're goats. Si's kidneys may just be the eighth wonder of the world, and the scientist in Martin has questions. And the boys serve up advice on how to handle an in-law who overstays her welcome and how to quit a job. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson welcomes the one person who can debunk his wildest stories — the woman you've wanted to meet since "Duck Dynasty" premiered — his wife, Christine Robertson. Si's "mean redhead" pokes holes in his version of their love story, and Martin and John-David can't get enough of it! She also talks candidly about her struggle with infertility and reveals the hilarious way Si found out about her one-in-a-million pregnancy. Si recalls the time an innocent joke got him busted for "wife swapping" in the military. Miss Christine dishes on Si's weirdest habits. And she joins the boys in giving advice to a 19-year-old guy who has divorce papers on the way after just two weeks of marriage. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jase Robertson made a MESS of his proposal to Missy, and that inspires Uncle Si, Martin, and John-David to share their proposal stories. But first, Si wants a pet alligator for Duck Commander. Martin ranks Phil Robertson's hunting dogs, and John-David wants to know why Jase has the least manly dogs on the planet. Phillip learns the hard way why you NEVER do yard work in shorts — and ends up nearly naked in his yard. And the boys offer advice to a girl who's been crushing on her friend for 15 years. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys hold nothing back on America's cultural and spiritual breakdown and the recent mass shootings in Buffalo and Uvalde. But first, Martin reveals his favorite sauces and the best gift he ever gave Brittany, and Stone shares his mouthwatering shrimp recipe. John-David admits his mom ate high-mercury seafood during her pregnancy and says it didn't affect him at all ... or so he thinks. And Martin and Si offer advice on the best way to give your significant other space. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson is no flower child ... or is he? Martin makes fun of John-David's pitiful Tom Petty knowledge, Si is a huge fan of "American Idol," and Godwin will wreck his truck air drumming to Rush. The boys debate the flat Earth theory and whether Taylor Swift ruined country music. John-David asks listeners to flood the Buc-ee's email to get one opened in West Monroe. Si is full of bull (stories). And Martin drops some major wisdom about temptation and managing your finances. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie "got hurt really bad" by a menu — so bad he devised a strategy to thwart the tyranny of preselected restaurant menus. Uncle Si gets surgical advice from Willie. Willie gets a gig singing backup on Sadie's upcoming music project. Martin hates sharing food with his wife. Willie is pumped about Camp Ch-Yo-Ca, and Si reminisces about his days at summer camp. Willie finally settles on a nickname for his new assistant and compares the new guy to John-David. Martin tries to guess the answers to Willie's security questions. And Willie and Si offer advice on how to share the Gospel. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si will believe the 1969 moon landing was real when he receives one final piece of evidence. Martin points out a major problem with boneless, skinless chicken thighs, but he has the solution! Si has a major issue with meteorologists. Stone floats an awesome idea for a new TV channel. Si reveals the coolest thing he's heard all week and decides he's no longer into duck hunting. The boys debate BBQ sauces and whether Si is telling the truth about seeing a three-foot frog with legs like a turkey. And John-David stirs the rocky mountain oyster pot. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is gearing up for lung surgery, and he's absolutely fascinated by the procedure. Martin has strong feelings about the baby formula crisis and the greatest theft in America. Si and John-David speculate about Jesus' blood type. The boys discuss where they'd move if they could live anywhere. Si is having fun with the Almighty. Godwin wins the day by naming the three ways to get to Alaska. And Martin offers advice to first-time expectant parents. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Korie breaks down her heated debate with Bella and discovers that she and Martin are the rednecks in the room. Godwin reveals what happened to his hot tub from "Duck Dynasty" and which Robertson someone mistook him for. John-David recalls the time his head went through Korie's windshield — while she was babysitting him. Martin is your surprise connection for car-cleaning tips. Korie shares the top two questions she gets wherever she goes. (Hint: They're about Uncle Si and Godwin.) And Korie and the boys have advice for someone who feels like God has forgotten about her. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you think you know Phil Robertson, prepare to be shocked. Mac Owen, one of the original Duckmen (and John-David's uncle), reveals what it was like to go out on the town with Phil and Miss Kay back in the day, and Martin, Stone, and John-David are blown away. Uncle Si talks about his beloved hunting trenchcoat and cracks everyone up with wild deer-hunting stories. Mac remembers insulting Phil's blind-building skills, life as Phil's first business partner, close calls in the woods, and Phil's questionable advice about deodorant. And the boys get letters from Duck Call Room's youngest guests, Leia and Sawyer. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bella Robertson Mayo is convinced that Uncle Si didn't recognize her, but Si has the hilarious proof that he knows exactly who his grandniece is! Martin uses PLIERS to try to get a bug out of his ear, and John-David is freaked out by stories of what happened to Si's and Willie's ears. Phillip is mocked for his unusual mug choice — and for good reason! And the gang serves up advice about how to know you're ready to get married and how to set boundaries while dating. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is pumped about Elon Musk's Twitter plans — he just has to figure out what this Twitter thing actually is. Godwin encounters a series of unfortunate events when he makes the rookie mistake of checking his carry-on. Si and Godwin are excited that the airline mask mandate is over. Si reveals what he'd do if he found $50 million. Martin and John-David introduce Si to the world of Wordle and Heardle. And Si tells the story of the deer who taught him that secondhand smoke is bad. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices