Duck Call Room

Uncle Si and the boys are in awe at the remodel of the duck call room. They get into how John-David almost ruined Easter and Willie's unconventional way of cooking meat! Si and Martin tease Godwin about the muddy mess he found himself in last week — and thank goodness Jay Stone was there to capture it on video! Martin and John-David nerd out about driving tanks and try to convince Si to take one out for a spin for his 75th birthday party. Godwin and Si have a great time making fun of all the taxidermy that you guys have sent in from shoulder mounts to crazy-eyed creations. Plus, the boys share their takes on the best trucks. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys crash Sadie Robertson Huff's set to talk about all things breakfast and snacks because, let's face it, who doesn't love breakfast food for dinner? Phillip tells everyone about his most recent adventure to London where he visited his son who's stationed there, and of course, he has some complaints about the food. Si and Martin still can't believe Europeans don't understand what "more ice" means. John-David has his "Oh that reminds me..." moment and tells everyone about the Si look-alike he met the other day. Martin is excited for his kids to bring in all the critters and scare Brittany with them, and later gets excited to give advice on how to correctly raise box turtles. And finally, the boys have advice for any man who makes less money than his wife. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si doesn't wash his tea mug and lid enough — or at least that's what it looks like, but Si has a different story. Martin is excited that his kids are growing up, but Si and Stone explain the horrors of puberty to him and to not get his hopes up too much just yet. Some fans from Detroit drop in and ask Si about "Duck Dynasty" days like what his favorite episode to record was. And does Mountain Man REALLY take his time with everything like he did in the show? This prompts some hilarious impressions and even leads to a call with the man himself! The boys encourage a fan who recently lost his brother. And finally, they give advice to a husband who claims to be selfish and asks for help in how to be better. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si invites Miss Kay and, yes, they still argue and act like siblings, but this time it's in front of a live audience as the episode is recorded in a new place that ANYONE can see at Duck Commander. Miss Kay has a brand-new arm injury courtesy of dear Bobo, and the boys have a great idea for what she should do about future pets. Si and Miss Kay dive into their old outlaw days where Si would steal produce and Miss Kay would be the getaway driver. Martin takes this opportunity to embarrass Kay any way he can and spills the ways Willie loves to try and embarrass his mom. John-David finds the old reed machine Si worked on for so many years — and now understands why Si needed a nap break every day! Plus, why is a hog decoy in the tour room? --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys have a redneck FREAK OUT when Godwin gets a surprise phone call from Bill Dance. Martin gets a special delivery of his favorite snacks which he shares with everyone — except Godwin — and even tries pairing one with a bottle of W Sauce on a dare. Si discovers a new favorite dessert snack. Godwin is shocked at how many people come up to him who talk about the podcast and not "Duck Dynasty." John-David encourages an audience member who wrote in asking if it's the Christian thing to do to ask for a raise at work. Plus, another viewer wonders why the Christian community is often their own worst enemy? -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si calls Jep and Jessica Robertson into the duck call room so he can personally ask them what happened in that limo. Martin hypes up Jep about his son playing flag football and even says he could go pro! Jep talks about how hard his old food truck business was and how the TV crew of "Duck Family Treasure" refused to drive him home from Houston because he was sick. Jep bemoans the sad state of toilet paper quality in hotels across the country. Jep and Jessica talk about their adoption journey with their son, Gus, and share encouragement for anyone considering this step for their family. Martin asks Jep and Jessica fan questions like if they would dye their hair matching colors — and which Robertson man dyes his beard! Plus, who are their celebrity crushes? Jep's answer shocked the room. Learn more about All God's Children International and become a Cycle Breaker today! https://allgodschildren.org/cyclebreaker/ -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si has a BIG scoop on which Robertson wife broke wind TWICE during a car ride in NYC. Plus, why is Phillip taking advice from a bathroom attendant in Miami? Martin and John-David want to create brackets for the best snacks, and they rate the best bathrooms from all over the world. The boys are shocked into silence when John-David declares the "best" snack out there. Phillip tries to get the boys to agree that marshmallow Easter candies are delicious. The boys discuss troublesome dumps, and Si has a hard-and-fast rule for hunters: Don't take a crap in a man's deer stand or duck blind! Si marvels at God's sense of humor. John-David gives great advice to a fan planning a worship event. And Martin and Si share encouragement for anyone going through a difficult time in their marriage. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out what Uncle Si and Jay Stone were excited to talk about from their time being on the "Unashamed" podcast with Phil, Jase, & Al Robertson. John-David tells everyone how his kids had never heard of "Duck Dynasty" before their recent vacation. Plus, what does he know about Phil's new movie "The Blind?" Si admires Phil for putting a dark chapter of his life on the big-screen for the whole world to see. Martin explains what north Louisiana dressing is to fans from Wisconsin and the boys discuss bad taxidermy even if it's supposed to look like a black panther. Plus, they want to see the worst taxidermy YOU'VE ever seen — send in your photos! "The Blind" hits theaters this fall. Get updates, trailers, behind-the-scenes moments, and special opportunities here: https://theblindmovie.com -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin learns about Si's way of doing colonoscopies, and this makes him VERY uncomfortable. Martin spirals into a full-blown panic when he severs his internet cables in an unfortunate lawn-mowing incident. Si boasts about "robo-killing" unknown callers to his home phone, and that has the boys wondering how many great things Si missed out on because he hung up too fast. Godwin forgot the essentials for his last event. Si asks everyone what God looks like to them and reveals his "Star Trek" take. Martin and John-David talk about their favorite food to eat cold. And Martin and John-David give advice to a father who isn't taking care of essential responsibilities around the house. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si shocks the room into silence when he recalls what he had to do for his latest colonoscopy procedure, but everyone agrees it's an important step to take care of your health. Martin and Jay share their funniest game warden stories, and John-David tells everyone about Jase's hacked Twitter account. Si has a new "fact" about Koh-RE-a to share with the boys. John-David is back from his trip to NASA, and Jay is absolutely stunned to hear Si's conspiracy theories about the moon landing ... and other events. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's truthsayer and wife — and the only woman his mother ever liked — Miss Christine, is back to shed more light on the many Si stories we've heard. For example, why did Si actually quit college the seventh time? She's also here to correct the record: She and Si have had difficult times in their marriage too, but there's no one in the world she'd rather be with — they're best friends and each other's person. Phillip remembers when he spent three days in the hospital watching out for Christine because Si can't handle hospitals. Si and Martin recall the maddest they've ever seen Phil during Si and Jase’s most famous fight. Si and Christine share encouragement for military families to be sure that the time you're together is quality time! Plus, why did Phil nickname Si "perch mouth?" And is anyone TRULY surprised that Si was a mama's boy? -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si can't believe it when John-David updates him about the Daylight Savings Time rumors. The boys get into a debate about what you can and can't do inside of pools: Does everyone pee in swimming pools? Or is that just rednecks? Martin confesses he hates lazy rivers. Si remembers jumping into Willie's pond while filming "Duck Dynasty" — microphone & all! — and how he retrieved his glasses that went flying into the water. Godwin tells everyone about his battle against pizza and how he substitutes it. Si shares with the room that he has a mystery stew, but he can't remember the type of pasta he uses. John-David shares a picture with Si of a kid riding a giraffe, fans send in their own pedicure stories, and finally the guys find a distributor for their favorite snack! -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jep Robertson claims Si STINKS, but Si says that's not possible with his deodorant strategy. Si congratulates Stone on his new jiu-jitsu blue belt, and John-David convinces his 8-year-old son to do the old bowling-ball-tied-to-the-tooth trick. Si has a theory on where all his leg hair went. Martin razzes Si for how he "cherry picks" and "skims" certain foods off the top of gumbo and other dishes, and then Si has a complaint about what he's been smelling in hotels and Ubers. The boys can't wait to tell Stone about their pedicures, with Si insisting he has the "sexiest, prettiest feet anywhere!" A proud army mom shares the story of her pedicure with her sons, a fan asks Si if his military boots rubbed the hair off his legs, and the boys give advice on how to start duck hunting. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si remembers the time he was locked in a public bathroom and couldn't find his way out. Phillip confesses where he got his deer mount from after lying to everyone for so long, and Martin and John-David talk about the weirdest packages and pictures that have ever been sent to them. Martin recalls the scariest plane ride he was ever on during "Duck Dynasty," which somehow ended with Larry the Cable Guy. Plus, did you know that "Duck Dynasty" had an ironclad rule about traveling? John-David and Si chime in with their own horror stories of travel. Si talks about all the times Willie has pranked him in bathrooms and that one time Willie wouldn't let anyone leave the plane until the hand of poker was complete. John-David shows Si some snakeskin boots to rate, and Martin gives advice on how to take a kid fishing for the first time. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been confirmed by professionals: Si has very pretty feet! Godwin started it, y'all asked for it, and we delivered: The boys finally got PEDICURES! Si and Godwin enjoy their relaxing morning while Martin and John-David struggle to keep straight faces during the tickling and pain. The boys all agree John-David's feet are WEIRD and can't get over how murky their foot bath water became. Si wonders how long the polish on his newly-painted toenails will last — and what Christine will think about his scrubbed and polished feet. Back in the duck call room, John-David poses some questions sent in by fans, including "Why is dating harder now than it was in the past?" and "What are good apology gifts?" --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie & Korie Robertson almost had a "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" moment at their house after a big ball of grease clogged up the septic tank. Uncle Si claims he'd only need one thing to survive on a desert island ... but it has one big drawback. Stone gets the boys talking about how they deal with an upset wife. Si recalls a batch of ice cream that made him sick. John-David and Martin compare the candy at their grandparents' houses. Stone remembers a time his Army training came in handy when he needed to relieve himself in the middle of a lake, and then the boys discuss their strategies for not having any pieces re-emerge. Stone says he wants to get his first Dickies jumpsuit, and the boys all want to help him find the one he should buy, plus the accessories to complete "the look." The boys are shocked to hear Si's unpopular opinion about Shaq-style basketball. The boys laugh at their favorite "Joe Dirt" lines. Martin and Stone give advice for what a new girlfriend should cook for her boyfriend's family. And who has the better cornbread: Lisa or Missy? --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's commercial made it to the Super Bowl — but how? And what's with all the ads for EVs? John-David is excited to tell everyone his son caught his first fish by himself, and that makes Godwin proud. Martin gets Brittany out of the house for Valentine's Day via concert tickets while he watches the twins. Si tells the funny story of how he lost at poker to Willie and needed a loan from him to keep playing. Martin recounts his sad discovery when he drove up to Duck Commander and saw the aftermath of a hawk killing a small, weak mallard drake. John-David shows Si what it would be like for snakes to fall on top of him from the ceiling, and Martin gives advice for anyone nervous to get married and talks about how to keep Jesus in the center of your relationship. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re hearing ALL about how the boys met and continue to romance their wives, such as pizza-or-makeout and squirrel hunting! Si reveals WHY he started talking so much. Martin, Godwin & John-David all wonder where their empty cups go so quick. Paula admits she has a compulsion issue. Godwin doesn’t understand why Paula doesn’t like the way he deals with his dirty laundry. John-David's wife, Alyson, has one simple request for Valentine's Day. Everyone takes turns guessing what the other wants for a Valentine's Day meal and John-David tells everyone his favorite gift which still makes Godwin uncomfortable. Plus, what do Paula and Alyson REALLY think of their husbands' beards? And is there such a thing as the "right time" or the "right age" to get married? --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si loves meeting his fans, and he might have met the biggest (and youngest?) one he's ever had! The boys come up with a great idea for a new kind of pie — but has someone done this already? Stone has all the room wishing for more pork belly. Godwin reminds the boys they're still on the hook for getting a pedicure with him. Martin, Stone, and Si excitedly tell the story of when Billy the Exterminator and his crew attempted to clear a duck blind of cottonmouths and what REALLY happened after the cameras were off that had everyone running away as fast as they could. Stone is fixin' to be in TROUBLE when BK calls wondering why he isn't at her school to take her home. Si and Stone give marriage advice to a military wife and her husband. And Martin tries on Si's glasses to see if they really do tint everything green ... or chartreuse. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and John-David crack down on why it's exhausting to frown. Jay complains his bed is full of too many decorative pillows, and the guys all agree that their wives are to blame. Si talks about how his truck's self-steering scared him and predicts the future of how Judgment Day will play out which sounds oddly similar to a popular 80s movie. Martin picks on Si for his love of Western movies and how many hours a day he spends watching them. The room is in awe when a fan sends a testimonial of Si's advice working for him. And John-David shows everyone the new "Duck Call Room" fan who has a very familiar name. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson is still not dead, and he's had it with viral death hoaxes scaring his family and friends. Si's wife, Christine, can't stand his new glasses. John-David has an update on the hate mail he received and the unexpected turn it took, and Phillip praises Si on his social media commenting skills, which may or may not be Phillip's own commenting skills. The room finds out Martin grew up with a parrot, and John-David is in shock. Si has no idea how old his cat is, and Martin and Phillip give great advice on what to do if your girlfriend moves far away for college. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin's wife, Brittany, brings the twin boys in for a visit and to meet Uncle Si — and she and Martin give the boys an update on how things are going. Martin confesses he and Brittany love playing Mario Kart but maybe get a little too competitive while racing. John-David talks about how he got his boys an Xbox for Christmas and wants nothing more than to throw it into the pond, and Si gives his Super Bowl predictions and favorite Super Bowl meals. John-David asks everyone what their dream job was growing up, and Martin and Si both have ridiculous answers that will leave you rolling with laughter. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin spills his secret to a long and happy marriage with Paula: joining her when she gets her pedicures! "Do what your woman wants all summer and she'll leave you alone in the winter!" The boys can't believe it, but they have SO many questions. Uncle Si is so fascinated by this that he tries to convince Martin and John-David to all go with Godwin next time and hey, go the extra mile by getting their nails painted too! Plus, how does Si know all the late-night commercials if he fast-forwards through them (allegedly)? Then Martin answers what it means to hunt with other hunting legends who are technically the competition — like Jim Ronquest — and when you work with a family member, how do you quit the job without seeming rude? -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si's new sunglasses are in ... and they're something all right! Martin and Jay make fun of Si's deer-hunting abilities, and John-David is offended by how bowling alleys keep scores. Martin forgot to make the baby bottles before leaving for a hunting trip, and John-David suggests two phrases Martin can use to help the situation. Jay points out those two phrases have never been uttered by a Robertson, and Uncle Si doesn't disagree. John-David and Stone talk to Madison, the new producer, about how often wives call their husbands. Jay recounts the last fight he ever had with his brother — and it was a doozy. That has Martin remembering his last fight with his older brother. The email has been flooded with a weird looking black cat from Missouri, and the guys debate whether it's a black panther or not. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can Si and Phil actually make small talk over the phone? Let's see! John-David has more fan questions for the boys, one of them being: Who would they trade places with for a day? Martin wants to trade with Christine for a hilarious reason. The boys reveal their dream guests for the podcast, and Snoop Dogg is in the running. Plus, are yetis real? What's the best movie of all time? And they all weigh in on what their dream job would be — other than hosting your favorite podcast! --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si can't stop laughing at the unlikely way he made Christine scream late at night. Meanwhile, he cannot wait to get his new sunglasses — which are guaranteed to be the "ultimate bad weather glasses." But will they arrive in time for his hunting trip? Phillip wants Si to interpret his recurring dream, and the room erupts with stories of everyone's wildest dreams. John-David is proud of his wordplay when he calls it "Si-chiatry" (get it?) and asks if the boys believe God speaks to us through dreams. Godwin is surprised to learn Si is a sleepwalker and wants to know why we can't run — or run fast enough — in dreams. A fan asks for advice on if he should DM a girl on Instagram that he hasn't met yet, so naturally, Si wants to share his own strategy on how he used to approach girls he wanted to meet. Plus, the boys give wedding planning advice for a 21-year-old and open a "Christmas" present from their biggest fan. Buy your copy of Chad Robichaux's book, "Saving Aziz" => https://amzn.to/3CPSBfN -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys are excited about the big news out of Ruston, Louisiana: Buc-ee's is on its way! (But why does Ruston seemingly get EVERYTHING?) Si and Martin explain what the wood carving on the table illustrates. John-David talks about his new diet of smoothies for lunch, and he can't wait till more people quit their healthy eating kick so the smoothie line isn't so long. Godwin and John-David devour some jerky sent in by a fan from Oregon. John-David tries to calculate how many cups of coffee Godwin drinks in a day. Martin is confused about how Si walked into Duck Commander late at night and started preaching to people. Plus, the boys talk about what cartoons they let their kids watch, and they all share encouragement with a heartbroken widow as she goes through the process of grief and loss. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stone shares an update on Phil Robertson — he has ANOTHER back injury! Plus, Stone's daughter, BK, played the ultimate prank on the entire Robertson family. Uncle Si spills the details of his latest dream, which included traveling at the speed of light. Martin's latest duck hunt involved the camp catching fire. Si and Martin remember a time Phil Robertson was pulled over for speeding ... and how he got out of it. John-David gives his advice on getting closer with older sisters. And the boys encourage a fan to be a light to nonbelievers in his high school. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys discuss the horrific moments on the football field after Damar Hamlin suffered a cardiac arrest — and Si marvels at how many people lifted Hamlin and his family in prayer. A fan sends in some AI-generated art of Si riding a giraffe. Or was it hand-drawn? Martin asks everyone about their New Year's resolutions, and John-David tells the story of what happened when he tried to trick his son into watching the 2022 ball drop so they could go to bed before midnight. Si realizes that people in the gym and government workers have a lot in common. Martin pokes fun at Phil Robertson for begrudgingly making a change and then realizing it's for the better. And Phillip and Si give great advice to a fan who's currently going through struggle after struggle in her life. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin was away from Paula for too long and it shows. After his constant misfortune on a recent hunting trip, he's excited to be back home in Paula's arms — as seen in this episode. Paula makes fun of Godwin's ability to put up Christmas lights and the time they took their dog to see lights. Martin is upset at Godwin's friends for eating snacks in front of him, and Paula hides her cheeky grin since she ate snacks while he was out of town. The fans reopen the air fryer debate for Godwin and ask for career advice while still in college. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si puts his lungs to the test as he is full of stories this episode and can never stay seated. Si talks about how badly he wants to ride a giraffe — and watch a giraffe race! — which gets Jordan Summit & Phillip laughing hysterically. Si has John-David on the edge of his seat when he recalls how he almost fainted from fright at the Anchorage, Alaska, airport on his way to Vietnam. Si introduces Jordan to his old pet, Eagle the Pigeon, and sends the room into a laughing fit. And Si tells the boys he never saw his dad laugh, but he did see him convulse with joy at certain TV shows. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You asked, the boys answered — and revealed never-before-heard details. Godwin is brutally honest about his favorite thing about everyone — including how his love for John-David is tied directly to his Honey Hole discounts. Would Uncle Si survive a zombie apocalypse? Martin and Godwin share funny stories about their favorite unaired "Duck Dynasty" moments. Martin finally reveals why he calls people "Hammer." And what if he hadn't worked at Duck Commander? Finally, a fan from Ireland asks what a Christmas Tree Cake is. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie admits he didn't think Uncle Si's podcast would last, but now Willie and Korie are congratulating the boys on 200 episodes of Duck Call Room, and they're doing a fun giveaway! Willie and John-David wonder, "What if Si didn't move back to Louisiana?" The boys reveal what job Si's wife, Christine, had at Duck Commander back in the day. Willie and Si talk about Duck Commander's very humble beginnings and why Willie used to go to school with brown fingers. Willie and Korie realize the odds are against SEVERAL family members showing up at their party. Si discovers there's a dog named after him. And Willie and Korie give great advice on how to move in/out with family when going after new opportunities. Check out the first segment for details on how to enter our 200th episode giveaway! --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is feeling GREAT after he underwent surgery for cataracts. He's seeing so well out of his left eye that he's already changed his glasses! Martin talks about recording Phil's thoughts on Duck Commander's 50th anniversary and why Phil's answer will always be #goals, not just for the boys, but for anyone who follows the Lord. Si shares the coolest thing he ever heard Phil say. Si's dreading the cold spell coming to Louisiana, and Martin says he's a "fairweather hunter." Martin & Jay Stone don't miss having to help Si with his broken-down Bronco. The boys share some advice for a couple figuring out how long to wait to get married, and John-David can't believe he's in the minority when they all have a big disagreement on whether or not a fan is about to be dumped by his girlfriend. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Godwin are waiting impatiently for some fresh coffee to be delivered. Godwin starts getting queasy as Si explains his upcoming cataracts surgery. John-David and Si realize they won't receive a Duck Commander Christmas bonus this year. Martin and Si teach Godwin about native scorpions in Louisiana. Plus, can anyone truly live "off the grid" nowadays? And the boys all give their BEST gift ideas ... which all happen to be things they either have on their person or in their trucks. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's doctor's appointment runs long, so the boys get going without him. Martin talks about his new favorite cartoons, and Jay gives everyone an update on Phil Robertson's broken back. John-David offers up his best Si impressions. Jay pulls in Mac the cameraman to tell the crazy story of Korie Robertson's recent deer hunt. Si gives an update on what the doctor told him about his upcoming cataracts surgery — and y'all, he's TERRIFIED. And the boys are delighted to find other "Duck Call Room" fans supporting and encouraging each other. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si finds out he has to have surgery again. Godwin — the incredible shrinking man — voices his HEATED opinion on air fryers. John-David is terrified of his three-year-old daughter singing, "If You're ANGRY and You Know it." Martin and his wife, Brittany, have made the twins' bath time extra fun with new flotation devices. The boys talk about their favorite Christmas movies and what gifts they're getting their wives, but Uncle Si has no idea what he got for everyone — thanks to Christine. And the boys discuss generosity with panhandlers — and whether cash is the best gift. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jep Robertson fought the stairs, and the stairs won — big time. Martin meets bloody strangers walking out of the woods. Uncle Si misses ducks and hits something else entirely. Jep is excited to talk about treasure hunting and his favorite moment from the upcoming season of his show, "Duck Family Treasure." John-David answers questions about ice fishing, and Jep and Martin have their own ideas for determining which cracks in the ice are scariest. Watch "Duck Family Treasure" on Fox Business Thursday nights at 8pm ET / 7p CT. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is hopelessly misunderstood by the bougie people in first class, and it nearly leaves him riding the bus instead. Si and Phillip teach everyone the dos and don'ts of navigating airports and riding on airplanes, including Si's rule about when you should run in the airport. Martin and John-David lose it when Philip tells them about Si's many adventures trying to find and keep wheelchairs. Si has thoughts on airplane manspreading. Martin can't believe how volcanic one of his twins' diaper mess was, but he has a GREAT solution to bring some relief after Si's four-day food poisoning mess. John-David is still trying to recruit everyone to the Bidet Way. And the boys encourage a 15-year-old boy living with erythropoietic protoporphyria (EPP) who wonders, "Why did God make me this way?" - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si & Stone are excited to show off the deer they killed on their last hunting trip — but what made them burst into tears after? The boys make fun of John-David for his love of soccer, and Martin recalls when he used to watch it at Duck Commander all the time. Si reveals what Phil Robertson did when everyone went hunting with food poisoning. And the boys give advice on how young is too young to get married. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John-David hijacks the Duck Call Room feed with Captain America himself, husband to Sadie Robertson Huff, and host of The 4:8 Men podcast, Christian Huff. John-David reveals how Willie Robertson makes fun of him, why he's burnt out on Jay Stone's workouts, and what it's like to walk 10K steps a day for 450+ days and then a second time for 365 days. Christian and John-David share how their friendship grew while attending a powerful men's retreat together and Christian admits to a hilarious — and horrifying — early morning encounter he had with an unwanted visitor. They also get into how to become a spiritual leader in your household and how doing the dishes can be a huge first step! Check out a new 4:8 Men Podcast with Christian Huff every Friday: https://youtube.com/ChristianHuffVideo - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si admits his role in Phil's decision to marry Miss Kay. Martin finally figures out the root cause of Godwin's diabetes ... Miss Kay! Martin and John-David are excited to hear about Kay's cousin (Si's old best friend Tinker) who married a Russian opera singer. John-David finds photos of Kay as a little girl with the infamous Tony the Pony. And Kay's sister, Ann, joins the show to poke fun at "Princess" Kay's childhood. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys tackle their most uncomfortable question yet (on the off chance it's not from a troll): Are first cousins off-limits in the dating pool? But first, Si and Martin miss the days when they could pee like the Martin twins do. Godwin faces temptation from a hidden stash of cookies. John-David urges Si to become the next Joe Exotic. Si relives his "sleep apathy" test. The boys debate the merits of banana bread and zucchini bread. Plus, if you had a death wish, how would you describe your wife's legs? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin posts a photo with his boys and his archery bow on Instagram, and the feedback is WILD. John-David teases Uncle Si about huge snakes and shows him how cool Steve Irwin's family is. Martin is in the queue for a vasectomy, and this confuses Godwin. Si and Martin talk about the 50th anniversary of Duck Commander, and the guys give advice on how to not accidentally talk to people in a "mean" tone. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si goes pheasant hunting with The Undertaker and teaches him a thing or two about poker. Martin and John-David talk about their crazy experiences with owls, and Si gets excited to share his knowledge about vampire bats. Phillip and Martin comfort John-David after the loss of his beloved dog, Dublin. The boys give advice on how to tame the "bloodlust" of a 6-year-old aspiring hunter and teach him about the conservation, planning, and logistics that go into hunting and the outdoors. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin and John-David discuss what they'd take with them if they joined "Naked and Afraid" — and whether it'd be worse to be naked or afraid. John-David tells the guys about the time he accidently dropped one of his kids as a baby. Martin makes fun of the animals you only see in road curves. Si talks about squirrel hunting barefooted with Phil during the time of the "migrating squirrels." The boys weigh in on whether it's OK to get rid of barn pests, such as possums. Plus, is a kids' baseball game a good reason to skip Sunday service at your church? --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin's wife, Brittany, found a new gadget to help with the twins' gas relief, and Martin learned the hard way how quickly it starts working. John-David's parents have decorated for Christmas, and the boys discuss how early is TOO early to put up the holiday cheer. Martin already has his idea for his boys' first Christmas card photo. Stone realizes Uncle Si and the twins have a lot in common. Martin has rediscovered all his old favorite sitcoms during 3:00 a.m. feedings. Si is blown away by how far baby technology has come. And the boys answer a fan question: Can you forgive someone even when they haven't asked for forgiveness? -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin isn't gonna stand for Jay making fun of his weight, and he decides to let him know exactly how much he's lost and how well he's doing. Si loves everything about the state of Mississippi, especially the Homes of Hope for Children. He recounts the time a prank was played on him at the Longleaf Plantation ... and how it took him a second to realize it. And why doesn't he like chicken pot pie? Stone knows exactly where Willie learned not to sit still and elaborates on all the customization he's had to do for Si's childproof, Si-proof, Willie-proof deer stand. Si and Jay take turns making fun of Willie for how he acts in the blinds. Jay wonders why people choose parking spots close to the door, and John-David explains the science of why it doesn't matter. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's an emotional episode, people! Martin is TIRED but happy, and he can't wait to tell you all about his twins, Waylon and Jackson, and their first 12 days in the world. Martin also talks about what it was like for him and Brittany when one of the boys was admitted to the NICU. John-David shares his family's NICU experience, and he and Martin offer encouragement for parents who are currently dealing with newborns in the NICU. Uncle Si and Phillip ask all the new-dad questions you'd expect, and the boys all weigh in on how science and faith can coexist. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie encountered a machete-wielding gorilla in the Democratic Republic of Congo and lived to tell the tale. Godwin stuns the room with his persimmon prophecy skills, and Willie declares Godwin the Woodsy Martha Stewart. Uncle Si recalls witnessing drunk deer farting in the Alabama forest. And John-David asks the boys for their best — and worst — marriage advice. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices