Duck Call Room

We’re hearing ALL about how the boys met and continue to romance their wives, such as pizza-or-makeout and squirrel hunting! Si reveals WHY he started talking so much. Martin, Godwin & John-David all wonder where their empty cups go so quick. Paula admits she has a compulsion issue. Godwin doesn’t understand why Paula doesn’t like the way he deals with his dirty laundry. John-David's wife, Alyson, has one simple request for Valentine's Day. Everyone takes turns guessing what the other wants for a Valentine's Day meal and John-David tells everyone his favorite gift which still makes Godwin uncomfortable. Plus, what do Paula and Alyson REALLY think of their husbands' beards? And is there such a thing as the "right time" or the "right age" to get married? --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si loves meeting his fans, and he might have met the biggest (and youngest?) one he's ever had! The boys come up with a great idea for a new kind of pie — but has someone done this already? Stone has all the room wishing for more pork belly. Godwin reminds the boys they're still on the hook for getting a pedicure with him. Martin, Stone, and Si excitedly tell the story of when Billy the Exterminator and his crew attempted to clear a duck blind of cottonmouths and what REALLY happened after the cameras were off that had everyone running away as fast as they could. Stone is fixin' to be in TROUBLE when BK calls wondering why he isn't at her school to take her home. Si and Stone give marriage advice to a military wife and her husband. And Martin tries on Si's glasses to see if they really do tint everything green ... or chartreuse. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and John-David crack down on why it's exhausting to frown. Jay complains his bed is full of too many decorative pillows, and the guys all agree that their wives are to blame. Si talks about how his truck's self-steering scared him and predicts the future of how Judgment Day will play out which sounds oddly similar to a popular 80s movie. Martin picks on Si for his love of Western movies and how many hours a day he spends watching them. The room is in awe when a fan sends a testimonial of Si's advice working for him. And John-David shows everyone the new "Duck Call Room" fan who has a very familiar name. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson is still not dead, and he's had it with viral death hoaxes scaring his family and friends. Si's wife, Christine, can't stand his new glasses. John-David has an update on the hate mail he received and the unexpected turn it took, and Phillip praises Si on his social media commenting skills, which may or may not be Phillip's own commenting skills. The room finds out Martin grew up with a parrot, and John-David is in shock. Si has no idea how old his cat is, and Martin and Phillip give great advice on what to do if your girlfriend moves far away for college. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin's wife, Brittany, brings the twin boys in for a visit and to meet Uncle Si — and she and Martin give the boys an update on how things are going. Martin confesses he and Brittany love playing Mario Kart but maybe get a little too competitive while racing. John-David talks about how he got his boys an Xbox for Christmas and wants nothing more than to throw it into the pond, and Si gives his Super Bowl predictions and favorite Super Bowl meals. John-David asks everyone what their dream job was growing up, and Martin and Si both have ridiculous answers that will leave you rolling with laughter. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin spills his secret to a long and happy marriage with Paula: joining her when she gets her pedicures! "Do what your woman wants all summer and she'll leave you alone in the winter!" The boys can't believe it, but they have SO many questions. Uncle Si is so fascinated by this that he tries to convince Martin and John-David to all go with Godwin next time and hey, go the extra mile by getting their nails painted too! Plus, how does Si know all the late-night commercials if he fast-forwards through them (allegedly)? Then Martin answers what it means to hunt with other hunting legends who are technically the competition — like Jim Ronquest — and when you work with a family member, how do you quit the job without seeming rude? -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si's new sunglasses are in ... and they're something all right! Martin and Jay make fun of Si's deer-hunting abilities, and John-David is offended by how bowling alleys keep scores. Martin forgot to make the baby bottles before leaving for a hunting trip, and John-David suggests two phrases Martin can use to help the situation. Jay points out those two phrases have never been uttered by a Robertson, and Uncle Si doesn't disagree. John-David and Stone talk to Madison, the new producer, about how often wives call their husbands. Jay recounts the last fight he ever had with his brother — and it was a doozy. That has Martin remembering his last fight with his older brother. The email has been flooded with a weird looking black cat from Missouri, and the guys debate whether it's a black panther or not. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can Si and Phil actually make small talk over the phone? Let's see! John-David has more fan questions for the boys, one of them being: Who would they trade places with for a day? Martin wants to trade with Christine for a hilarious reason. The boys reveal their dream guests for the podcast, and Snoop Dogg is in the running. Plus, are yetis real? What's the best movie of all time? And they all weigh in on what their dream job would be — other than hosting your favorite podcast! --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si can't stop laughing at the unlikely way he made Christine scream late at night. Meanwhile, he cannot wait to get his new sunglasses — which are guaranteed to be the "ultimate bad weather glasses." But will they arrive in time for his hunting trip? Phillip wants Si to interpret his recurring dream, and the room erupts with stories of everyone's wildest dreams. John-David is proud of his wordplay when he calls it "Si-chiatry" (get it?) and asks if the boys believe God speaks to us through dreams. Godwin is surprised to learn Si is a sleepwalker and wants to know why we can't run — or run fast enough — in dreams. A fan asks for advice on if he should DM a girl on Instagram that he hasn't met yet, so naturally, Si wants to share his own strategy on how he used to approach girls he wanted to meet. Plus, the boys give wedding planning advice for a 21-year-old and open a "Christmas" present from their biggest fan. Buy your copy of Chad Robichaux's book, "Saving Aziz" => https://amzn.to/3CPSBfN -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys are excited about the big news out of Ruston, Louisiana: Buc-ee's is on its way! (But why does Ruston seemingly get EVERYTHING?) Si and Martin explain what the wood carving on the table illustrates. John-David talks about his new diet of smoothies for lunch, and he can't wait till more people quit their healthy eating kick so the smoothie line isn't so long. Godwin and John-David devour some jerky sent in by a fan from Oregon. John-David tries to calculate how many cups of coffee Godwin drinks in a day. Martin is confused about how Si walked into Duck Commander late at night and started preaching to people. Plus, the boys talk about what cartoons they let their kids watch, and they all share encouragement with a heartbroken widow as she goes through the process of grief and loss. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stone shares an update on Phil Robertson — he has ANOTHER back injury! Plus, Stone's daughter, BK, played the ultimate prank on the entire Robertson family. Uncle Si spills the details of his latest dream, which included traveling at the speed of light. Martin's latest duck hunt involved the camp catching fire. Si and Martin remember a time Phil Robertson was pulled over for speeding ... and how he got out of it. John-David gives his advice on getting closer with older sisters. And the boys encourage a fan to be a light to nonbelievers in his high school. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys discuss the horrific moments on the football field after Damar Hamlin suffered a cardiac arrest — and Si marvels at how many people lifted Hamlin and his family in prayer. A fan sends in some AI-generated art of Si riding a giraffe. Or was it hand-drawn? Martin asks everyone about their New Year's resolutions, and John-David tells the story of what happened when he tried to trick his son into watching the 2022 ball drop so they could go to bed before midnight. Si realizes that people in the gym and government workers have a lot in common. Martin pokes fun at Phil Robertson for begrudgingly making a change and then realizing it's for the better. And Phillip and Si give great advice to a fan who's currently going through struggle after struggle in her life. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin was away from Paula for too long and it shows. After his constant misfortune on a recent hunting trip, he's excited to be back home in Paula's arms — as seen in this episode. Paula makes fun of Godwin's ability to put up Christmas lights and the time they took their dog to see lights. Martin is upset at Godwin's friends for eating snacks in front of him, and Paula hides her cheeky grin since she ate snacks while he was out of town. The fans reopen the air fryer debate for Godwin and ask for career advice while still in college. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si puts his lungs to the test as he is full of stories this episode and can never stay seated. Si talks about how badly he wants to ride a giraffe — and watch a giraffe race! — which gets Jordan Summit & Phillip laughing hysterically. Si has John-David on the edge of his seat when he recalls how he almost fainted from fright at the Anchorage, Alaska, airport on his way to Vietnam. Si introduces Jordan to his old pet, Eagle the Pigeon, and sends the room into a laughing fit. And Si tells the boys he never saw his dad laugh, but he did see him convulse with joy at certain TV shows. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You asked, the boys answered — and revealed never-before-heard details. Godwin is brutally honest about his favorite thing about everyone — including how his love for John-David is tied directly to his Honey Hole discounts. Would Uncle Si survive a zombie apocalypse? Martin and Godwin share funny stories about their favorite unaired "Duck Dynasty" moments. Martin finally reveals why he calls people "Hammer." And what if he hadn't worked at Duck Commander? Finally, a fan from Ireland asks what a Christmas Tree Cake is. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie admits he didn't think Uncle Si's podcast would last, but now Willie and Korie are congratulating the boys on 200 episodes of Duck Call Room, and they're doing a fun giveaway! Willie and John-David wonder, "What if Si didn't move back to Louisiana?" The boys reveal what job Si's wife, Christine, had at Duck Commander back in the day. Willie and Si talk about Duck Commander's very humble beginnings and why Willie used to go to school with brown fingers. Willie and Korie realize the odds are against SEVERAL family members showing up at their party. Si discovers there's a dog named after him. And Willie and Korie give great advice on how to move in/out with family when going after new opportunities. Check out the first segment for details on how to enter our 200th episode giveaway! --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is feeling GREAT after he underwent surgery for cataracts. He's seeing so well out of his left eye that he's already changed his glasses! Martin talks about recording Phil's thoughts on Duck Commander's 50th anniversary and why Phil's answer will always be #goals, not just for the boys, but for anyone who follows the Lord. Si shares the coolest thing he ever heard Phil say. Si's dreading the cold spell coming to Louisiana, and Martin says he's a "fairweather hunter." Martin & Jay Stone don't miss having to help Si with his broken-down Bronco. The boys share some advice for a couple figuring out how long to wait to get married, and John-David can't believe he's in the minority when they all have a big disagreement on whether or not a fan is about to be dumped by his girlfriend. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Godwin are waiting impatiently for some fresh coffee to be delivered. Godwin starts getting queasy as Si explains his upcoming cataracts surgery. John-David and Si realize they won't receive a Duck Commander Christmas bonus this year. Martin and Si teach Godwin about native scorpions in Louisiana. Plus, can anyone truly live "off the grid" nowadays? And the boys all give their BEST gift ideas ... which all happen to be things they either have on their person or in their trucks. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's doctor's appointment runs long, so the boys get going without him. Martin talks about his new favorite cartoons, and Jay gives everyone an update on Phil Robertson's broken back. John-David offers up his best Si impressions. Jay pulls in Mac the cameraman to tell the crazy story of Korie Robertson's recent deer hunt. Si gives an update on what the doctor told him about his upcoming cataracts surgery — and y'all, he's TERRIFIED. And the boys are delighted to find other "Duck Call Room" fans supporting and encouraging each other. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si finds out he has to have surgery again. Godwin — the incredible shrinking man — voices his HEATED opinion on air fryers. John-David is terrified of his three-year-old daughter singing, "If You're ANGRY and You Know it." Martin and his wife, Brittany, have made the twins' bath time extra fun with new flotation devices. The boys talk about their favorite Christmas movies and what gifts they're getting their wives, but Uncle Si has no idea what he got for everyone — thanks to Christine. And the boys discuss generosity with panhandlers — and whether cash is the best gift. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jep Robertson fought the stairs, and the stairs won — big time. Martin meets bloody strangers walking out of the woods. Uncle Si misses ducks and hits something else entirely. Jep is excited to talk about treasure hunting and his favorite moment from the upcoming season of his show, "Duck Family Treasure." John-David answers questions about ice fishing, and Jep and Martin have their own ideas for determining which cracks in the ice are scariest. Watch "Duck Family Treasure" on Fox Business Thursday nights at 8pm ET / 7p CT. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is hopelessly misunderstood by the bougie people in first class, and it nearly leaves him riding the bus instead. Si and Phillip teach everyone the dos and don'ts of navigating airports and riding on airplanes, including Si's rule about when you should run in the airport. Martin and John-David lose it when Philip tells them about Si's many adventures trying to find and keep wheelchairs. Si has thoughts on airplane manspreading. Martin can't believe how volcanic one of his twins' diaper mess was, but he has a GREAT solution to bring some relief after Si's four-day food poisoning mess. John-David is still trying to recruit everyone to the Bidet Way. And the boys encourage a 15-year-old boy living with erythropoietic protoporphyria (EPP) who wonders, "Why did God make me this way?" - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si & Stone are excited to show off the deer they killed on their last hunting trip — but what made them burst into tears after? The boys make fun of John-David for his love of soccer, and Martin recalls when he used to watch it at Duck Commander all the time. Si reveals what Phil Robertson did when everyone went hunting with food poisoning. And the boys give advice on how young is too young to get married. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John-David hijacks the Duck Call Room feed with Captain America himself, husband to Sadie Robertson Huff, and host of The 4:8 Men podcast, Christian Huff. John-David reveals how Willie Robertson makes fun of him, why he's burnt out on Jay Stone's workouts, and what it's like to walk 10K steps a day for 450+ days and then a second time for 365 days. Christian and John-David share how their friendship grew while attending a powerful men's retreat together and Christian admits to a hilarious — and horrifying — early morning encounter he had with an unwanted visitor. They also get into how to become a spiritual leader in your household and how doing the dishes can be a huge first step! Check out a new 4:8 Men Podcast with Christian Huff every Friday: https://youtube.com/ChristianHuffVideo - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si admits his role in Phil's decision to marry Miss Kay. Martin finally figures out the root cause of Godwin's diabetes ... Miss Kay! Martin and John-David are excited to hear about Kay's cousin (Si's old best friend Tinker) who married a Russian opera singer. John-David finds photos of Kay as a little girl with the infamous Tony the Pony. And Kay's sister, Ann, joins the show to poke fun at "Princess" Kay's childhood. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys tackle their most uncomfortable question yet (on the off chance it's not from a troll): Are first cousins off-limits in the dating pool? But first, Si and Martin miss the days when they could pee like the Martin twins do. Godwin faces temptation from a hidden stash of cookies. John-David urges Si to become the next Joe Exotic. Si relives his "sleep apathy" test. The boys debate the merits of banana bread and zucchini bread. Plus, if you had a death wish, how would you describe your wife's legs? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin posts a photo with his boys and his archery bow on Instagram, and the feedback is WILD. John-David teases Uncle Si about huge snakes and shows him how cool Steve Irwin's family is. Martin is in the queue for a vasectomy, and this confuses Godwin. Si and Martin talk about the 50th anniversary of Duck Commander, and the guys give advice on how to not accidentally talk to people in a "mean" tone. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si goes pheasant hunting with The Undertaker and teaches him a thing or two about poker. Martin and John-David talk about their crazy experiences with owls, and Si gets excited to share his knowledge about vampire bats. Phillip and Martin comfort John-David after the loss of his beloved dog, Dublin. The boys give advice on how to tame the "bloodlust" of a 6-year-old aspiring hunter and teach him about the conservation, planning, and logistics that go into hunting and the outdoors. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin and John-David discuss what they'd take with them if they joined "Naked and Afraid" — and whether it'd be worse to be naked or afraid. John-David tells the guys about the time he accidently dropped one of his kids as a baby. Martin makes fun of the animals you only see in road curves. Si talks about squirrel hunting barefooted with Phil during the time of the "migrating squirrels." The boys weigh in on whether it's OK to get rid of barn pests, such as possums. Plus, is a kids' baseball game a good reason to skip Sunday service at your church? --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin's wife, Brittany, found a new gadget to help with the twins' gas relief, and Martin learned the hard way how quickly it starts working. John-David's parents have decorated for Christmas, and the boys discuss how early is TOO early to put up the holiday cheer. Martin already has his idea for his boys' first Christmas card photo. Stone realizes Uncle Si and the twins have a lot in common. Martin has rediscovered all his old favorite sitcoms during 3:00 a.m. feedings. Si is blown away by how far baby technology has come. And the boys answer a fan question: Can you forgive someone even when they haven't asked for forgiveness? -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin isn't gonna stand for Jay making fun of his weight, and he decides to let him know exactly how much he's lost and how well he's doing. Si loves everything about the state of Mississippi, especially the Homes of Hope for Children. He recounts the time a prank was played on him at the Longleaf Plantation ... and how it took him a second to realize it. And why doesn't he like chicken pot pie? Stone knows exactly where Willie learned not to sit still and elaborates on all the customization he's had to do for Si's childproof, Si-proof, Willie-proof deer stand. Si and Jay take turns making fun of Willie for how he acts in the blinds. Jay wonders why people choose parking spots close to the door, and John-David explains the science of why it doesn't matter. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's an emotional episode, people! Martin is TIRED but happy, and he can't wait to tell you all about his twins, Waylon and Jackson, and their first 12 days in the world. Martin also talks about what it was like for him and Brittany when one of the boys was admitted to the NICU. John-David shares his family's NICU experience, and he and Martin offer encouragement for parents who are currently dealing with newborns in the NICU. Uncle Si and Phillip ask all the new-dad questions you'd expect, and the boys all weigh in on how science and faith can coexist. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie encountered a machete-wielding gorilla in the Democratic Republic of Congo and lived to tell the tale. Godwin stuns the room with his persimmon prophecy skills, and Willie declares Godwin the Woodsy Martha Stewart. Uncle Si recalls witnessing drunk deer farting in the Alabama forest. And John-David asks the boys for their best — and worst — marriage advice. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si recalls how a young Phil Robertson greeted an uninvited and unwelcome visitor to his seedy motel room. Si and Stone went hunting with BK, and unexpectedly, her deer "came back to life." Si is convinced Jase is three-quarters wood duck. Jay excites Si and John-David with a story of a "large black cat" running in the woods. Godwin and Jay give great advice on how to split up chores around the house, and John-David has an important message about not taking time for granted. --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si talks about the most terrifying moment of his life (that may or may not have involved a Sasquatch). The boys discuss whether their instinct is fight or flight, and no one is surprised by Si's. John-David finally gets the conclusion he needed for his chili debate. Godwin talks about his experiences at a renaissance festival in Texas. Martin gives advice for those moving to Florida, and Si talks about hunting in Phil and Kay's front yard. John-David is adamant that he will never try Miss Kay's squirrel brains. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Korie Robertson says Willie was once absolutely sure she was growing an Adam's apple — and didn't tell her! She also divulges Willie's critical fishing mistakes and reveals how long John-David actually wet the bed. What do you like eating now that you didn't when you were younger? Martin talks about changing taste buds and they all agree on one thing: blue cheese is terrible. Si is still bitter at the squirrels who ate all his treasured strawberries one summer, plus that time his weenie dog, Merlin, beat him to his garden tomato. Martin doesn't miss the smell of wilted salad and hot vinegar dressing in his grandma's house. And Si describes his adventure in a mustard field in Germany that he — surprisingly — remembers quite well. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si gets philosophical about life, death, and why he failed algebra. Martin debunks this with the REAL reason. Stone tells the story of Si almost dying while he reeled in a redfish. And is it worth it to pay for preassembled furniture? Si and Martin think so. Stone describes how the mind can twist specific events around ... like when it comes to "seeing" black panthers. John-David gets his own black panther hat — since he's the other believer in the room. Plus, the boys share encouragement for a fan who feels he's not doing enough for his wife and family. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin has an epiphany about Si's failure to smile in pictures. John-David freaks out when he sees a photo of Si in skinny jeans. Phillip is amazed that Si was able to walk a beehive back home safely. Martin and Si tell the story of Phil's encounter with some angry bees. And the guys give advice on which first date scenario would be best: a plane ride or something more simple like a coffee date. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si remembers his first kiss like it was yesterday, which has all the boys trying to recall their first kisses. John-David and Si freak out over an emotional support alligator in Pennsylvania. Martin takes up the big debate: Do beans belong in chili? Godwin almost lost his boat on the way to do some Sunday fishing. Godwin thinks Si could start a new crop top fashion trend. And John-David is shocked to find out NASA intentionally collided with an asteroid in space. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin's wife, Brittany, is ready for her pregnancy to be over but not QUITE ready to have twins living in their unfinished house. Brittany and Martin talk about the new habits they've grown comfortable with, like mint chocolate chip ice cream and Waffle House, why Brittany's not allowed to text Martin updates anymore, and their advice for any soon-to-be parents of twins. Si and John-David want to know what weird, uncomfortable things people have said or done to them. And Martin, Brittany, and the boys answer a letter dropped off in person by newlyweds having a tough time. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phil and Miss Kay are known for the pets they keep, be it the revolving door of Bobos and Bebes or their hunting dogs. Martin and Jay reminisce about Phil's great retriever, Blue, and his odd personality, and Si remembers being Blue's pee target whenever he tried to take a nap. Si has the boys howling about Jase's suggestion that Blue live in the house with Phil and Miss Kay for a few weeks. Jay talks about how protective the late Bobo was and even shows some videos in his honor. Martin shares the piece of advice he's plain TIRED of hearing and gives an update on how Brittany is doing in the final days of her pregnancy. John-David can't believe he's never heard Si tell the story of the time a squirrel bit him — and the subsequent lesson that squirrel quickly learned. And we're all praying for a friend of the show, Zac Stephens, who just went through a leg amputation after a terrible accident. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si's wife, Christine Robertson, is here to set the record straight on more of the stories Si's been telling. Miss Christine reveals all the things she's confiscated from her husband over the years and what it takes to spend more than 50 years with Si. Si wants a 21-cannon salute when he passes on — "It's a party, boys!" Christine drops straight truth about Si's "bongo bells" obsession. Si tells Martin and John-David what happened when he tried to be "normal." Christine reveals young Si's footwear choices and how he quickly ruined them. And Si and Christine share the best advice about marriage, love, and the most fun thing they've ever done. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si nearly busts a rib laughing at the Spanish dub of "Duck Dynasty." Martin gives his twins a pep talk ahead of their big debut. The boys think Si would be a strong addition to Life Alert ads. John-David has a close encounter with a time traveler at the Honey Hole. Martin can't take the utter stupidity of the Department of Agriculture's move to stop duck hunters from spreading avian flu. Godwin's blood sugar dips so he dives into a can of Vienna sausages ... much to John-David's dismay. And the boys share their tips for how new duck hunters should get started. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is back, Jack!!! While he's new and improved, he's still recovering and feeling a little rough. Phillip and Si share some hilarious hospital stories, including stealing wheelchairs, putting on hospital gowns backwards, filling up bedpans, and accidentally calling for nurses 24/7. Si's wearing a cool black panther hat sent in by a fan — and all the boys are jealous. Martin and John-David help Si give advice on how to spend more time with your kids when you work a full week. John-David and Phillip talk about whether going to church is something you have to do. And thank you — everyone! — for keeping America's favorite uncle in your thoughts and prayers. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si picks the hands-down winner in a fight between Superman and Batman in this episode recorded before his lung surgery. John-David thinks time travel in movies is just wrong. Godwin recalls a bull-riding injury. Si shares more about his surgery. And if the boys could time-travel to biblical times, who would want to see the Red Sea parting, and which one would choose to be there at the feeding of the 5,000 with loaves and fish? Plus, they share some advice with a fellow hunter who's frustrated with his friend. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si talks about the lung operation he's been eagerly awaiting and why now is the right time. Godwin says Si has always been full of hot air. Si wonders who invented the very first alphabet. What's the most unusual thing the boys have seen in the woods? Si wishes he could be a flying squirrel, but he will NOT join John-David on any roller coasters. Godwin relives his first roller coaster ride on Space Mountain. Plus, the boys give some advice to a fan who's worried about his wife & her family not being Christians. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si caught a friend flirting with Christine while she was pregnant, and he has never been angrier in his life. The boys reveal their worst nightmares, and Si tells the story of how close his came to being true! Martin wishes Phil Robertson had been neighbors with John-David when he thought he'd been robbed. Godwin's diabetes-friendly diet is getting a little boost from his favorite Jimmy Dean creation. Si and Godwin offer advice on how to forgive someone you're furious with. And the boys counsel a fan struggling with church attendance. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin reveals what happened behind the scenes when his wife, Brittany, convinced him to strap watermelons to his belly for an entire day as they enter the pregnancy home stretch. Uncle Si celebrates Martin's birthday in the most hilarious way possible: peer-pressuring John-David into tasting his first Vienna sausage. Christine bans Si from EVER taking her to the hospital. Phillip's referee shirt brings up a lot of questions about what he does in the mornings. Plus, how do you know if it's time to try a different church? And the boys have advice for a fan who's considering a career change. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si taps his expertise as a Vietnam vet to fact-check the movie "Forrest Gump" and admits there were two things he couldn't live without in Nam. Godwin debunks the film "Gladiator." John-David is mistaken for a girl, and Martin is mistaken for a scam artist. Plus, have you heard of a kiwi hot dog? Si gets carded in Texas, shows off his extensive knowledge of Rick James facts, and comes up with a solid reason for the U.S. government to listen to the podcast. The boys finally run into a fan question that's waaaaay above their pay grade. And they pray for Nick, a marine vet who's undergone surgery for brain cancer. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si's wife, Christine, fact-checks his budget claims in real time, and it doesn't look good for Si. Stone and Si witness "Mad Max"-style anarchy on an infamous local road. Si's latest crazy dream catapults him into space, and that has John-David wishing he could watch Si's dreams. Si attempts to offer advice to a new college student, but it quickly goes off the rails. And the boys share wisdom with a fan who wonders what the circumstances of his friend's death mean for eternity. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices