Duck Call Room

Willie has a thing for running away, but when he tried to walk out on Korie just after they got hitched, it didn't exactly go as planned. Uncle Si and Willie tag-team a question about the best way to ask your boss for a raise. Stone wonders how Willie fared when John-David was out of commission. Willie makes plans to speak at his own funeral. Si is plotting to sneak into Willie’s deer stand, but Willie has a plan to stop his uncle in his tracks. And Willie reveals how he handles Korie's cooking mishaps. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay is back with the marriage advice every couple needs to hear. But first, she tells all about the chaos that interrupted a wedding she and Phil hosted for a homeless couple. Kay is wary of Stone's training program. Uncle Si remembers the coldest he's ever been and admits he's a fair-weather hunter. Miss Kay has always wanted to ride an elephant, and you'll never guess what animal Si wants to ride. Miss Kay shares her Saints football prediction with John-David and announces what she wants written on her gravestone. And there's only one thing that stopped Willie from becoming a certifiable pyromaniac. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si gets called out by Martin for claiming he only has one vice. John-David discovers Si was born on the perfect day. Si insists Bella Robertson has COVID, but since no one else has heard that news, Martin calls her to get to the bottom of it. Godwin decorates his mic in true Godwin style. Si tells the story of the time he injured himself while making duck calls. The guys share stories about how Phil "babies" his equipment. And John-David kicks off a new segment called "That’s No Good" and recalls the time his wife made him beignets with an unexpected crunch. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si trades stories with hunting legend Michael Waddell, including why Dale Earnhardt intentionally bumped one woman's car on the way to a turkey hunt. The boys recall the phenomenal duck hunting footage from the early days of Duck Commander, and Michael talks about his podcast, "A Bone to Pick." Phillip and Si remember the Alamo. Si, Martin, John-David, and Phillip imagine where they'd go if they could travel back in time. And Si has a huge bone to pick with the results of one "MythBusters" experiment. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si schools the boys on his VERY scientific findings, including why smoke doesn’t always mean fire. Si also offers insight into how to pass the Army’s PT test. Martin grins his way through the whole episode. Jay Stone says it's safe to make one assumption about the character of anyone wearing a fishing shirt. John-David gets Si's take on turkey bacon. And Si tries to help out a fan who REALLY stepped in it with his wife (and blamed the Duck Call Room boys!) - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si came way too close to shooting Martin, but he thinks he had a pretty good reason. Si tells guest Marty Smith of ESPN about the greatest football game he ever played. The guys discuss what being on time means to a Robertson. Godwin is back to rate your sammiches. And John-David reads emails from fans in desperate need of dating and relationship advice. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson was completely in the dark until "Duck Dynasty" fans popped him in the head with a cluebat. But first, John-David is committed to a lifestyle change, and Si, Martin, and Jay Stone share their best diet and fitness advice. Everyone agrees you need thick skin to cook for the Robertsons. Stone gives an update on the panther trap, and the boys take a look at some questionable new pics sent in for their Trail Cam Confessions segment. And Si offers advice to a high school student about what to do with his life. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys are finally back together after the Duck Call Room gang got dough-popped by COVID. Martin and John-David tell the story of how the virus blindsided them, and they offer heartfelt shout-outs to everyone who helped, including Godwin's wife. After five days in the hospital, John-David has a bone to pick with the meal schedule. Meanwhile, Si goes fishing at a place where you can catch a couple hundred trout. Martin's mom practices radical honesty about Al's weight. Martin has an underwear recommendation for the Olympic racewalkers, and Godwin is impressed by how long Olympians go without dessert. And Si has a biblical challenge for fans. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jep Robertson talks about what happened when he almost drowned, meeting Si's biggest fan, how Jase is like John Wick, and the time he broke all of his golf clubs in half. Jay Stone proves he can throw a golf club farther than anyone. Godwin tells the story of a fan who mistook him for Jep and refused to believe otherwise. Stone shares his wisdom on how to get the gamey flavor out of venison and other wild game. And Si and Stone weigh in on what makes an effective military leader. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Al Robertson reveal how they learned the art of smack talk, why Al’s house looks like a FedEx drop off location, and the REAL reason Phil doesn’t wear his hearing aids. Jay Stone takes an impromptu call from Phil Robertson. Phillip talks about his wedding which was officiated by Al. And Si and Stone give advice to a mother whose son is leaving for the Air Force. Catch Al on the Unashamed with Phil and Jase Robertson podcast every Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday wherever you get your podcasts. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is pumped about a clever new plan to put the panther debate to rest. He also talks about his new workout regimen, the time he performed at the Grand Ole Opry, his 300-yard golf drive, Phil’s ‘photostatic memory,’ and why America is still the greatest country in the world. Stone remembers the first time he and Phillip met. Si is writing a gospel song, and he's pretty sure he has a #1 hit on his hands. Godwin offers up bull-riding advice. And the boys recall their craziest stories about boat breakdowns. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si spills the beans about what he did to put the fear into his daughter's boyfriend. Godwin's wife, Paula, joins the boys to talk about hunting, dating, love, and marriage in the extended Duck Commander family. Paula tells her side of the story about how she met Godwin, what they did on their first date, and how Jay Stone REALLY met his wife. Si and Stone talk about their weekend fishing trip where they struck out at Lake Fork but found success at Lake Spoon. And everyone weighs in on the weirdest foods they've ever eaten. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay finally tells all about the dog bite that sent her to the ER, and she lets us in on her NEW injury. Si has some curious uses for Vicks VapoRub that Miss Kay just can't wrap her mind around. Miss Kay and Si admit where the Duck Dynasty storylines really came from. Miss Kay draws up a contract with Phil. Jay Stone shares his recipes for the two best ways to make duck and talks about his daughter learning the art of the perfect biscuit from Miss Kay. And Kay reveals how Willie ruined a pie crust with his "fat, meaty hands." - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si compares biceps with 21-time world arm-wrestling champion “Monster” Michael Todd, who stops by to talk about professional arm wrestling and crazy arm injuries. The conversation turns to ocean adventures when Phillip brings up swimming with sharks and Si tells the unusual story of the giant sea turtle he ran into in Hawaii. John-David gets into some weird news with one of the best headlines ever written. Si and Martin try to help a guy resolve his mullet-related dispute with his dad. And Phillip coins the phrase "secret mullet." - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys are stunned by Godwin's surprise entrance. "Uncle Sí" chats with Alexa. Godwin rates fans' sandwiches, but we might have to DQ the winner. Martin urges people not to put goldfish into lakes. Si is delighted by a memory of farting deer, and he confirms that his signature blue Tupperware tumbler isn't the only cup in his collection. John-David reads listener emails about pickup lines, door-to-door candy sales, and Si's everyday carry. And heads up: It's probably a bad idea to put "former CEO of Duck Commander" on your résumé if you're not Willie Robertson. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is convinced that Jay Stone’s trail cam picked up a panther on Phil’s land. Stone reveals the coolest thing he's ever captured on a trail cam and talks about the freakishly large "devil deer" he shot. John-David gives the boys a spelling pop quiz after Louisiana's own Zaila Avant-garde wins the National Spelling Bee. The city with the most authentic Cajun food is NOT New Orleans. Martin is the subject of the weirdest question ever asked on this podcast. Stone has advice for a man who recently got engaged. And when it comes to friends, how close is TOO close? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si talks about meeting his wife in an unexpected place, but it's hard to top Godwin's "Jerry Springer"-worthy story of how he met his woman. Martin has questions about hot dog eating contests and the people who enter them. Si recalls the time Willie became an accidental panhandler. Godwin made a top-shelf meal from the bread JD brought in, and now he's ready to rate your sammich. The boys talk about a venom-spitting snake on the loose, getting rid of pests, the best places to visit in West Monroe, and how to find people to date when church isn't working. And Si calls BS on Martin's biology lesson. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is looking GOOD after getting talked into a salon makeover by a Paula Deen lookalike. Willie has finally turned into Phil Robertson. Si asks for your help after he visits an inmate who isn't quite ready to hear what he has to say. Phillip relives getting his tail whupped by a girl at the children's home where he works, and Si reminisces about breaking a guy's hand with his hard head. John-David can't get enough of permed mullets, but can he get Martin on board with the trend? President Si announces the first thing he'll do as leader of the free world. And the boys extend a heartfelt apology to their truck-driving listeners. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and JD reveal their winning lines guaranteed to get a girl to go out with you, and the world may never be the same. But first, Godwin and Si can't get enough of the sourdough loaf JD's wife, Alyson, baked for them. A fan sends in Si's yearbook pics. Godwin is all about a 16-ounce bacon steak and the Martin-inspired sandwich he calls "Godwin's Goodies." Si tries to keep JD from going negative on his wife's cooking. The boys are seriously disturbed by almond milk and intrigued by deer milk. Si talks about his family's smokehouse and how he and his dad robbed a beehive. And the boys tackle roadkill and offer relationship advice to an engaged couple and a pair of retirees. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phil's fried shrimp is so good that Si won't eat any other shrimp. Stone talks about Phil's weird criticism of his cooking and reveals his secret to perfect baby back ribs. Si hits 140 mph on the Indy 500 track and realizes he may just be a Corvette man. A fan has the definitive answer to which M&M's have the most chocolate. Si will never forget what Phil's dog did to him. John-David delights Si with a monkey conspiracy from the mailbag. The boys decide Jase shouldn't own a dog. Martin explains his rule about afternoon flights in the summertime. And Si closes it out with some wisdom we all need to hear. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si reveals his plan to kick butt, take names, and defeat one of the world's greatest scourges, and it may just solve a couple of the world's other problems too. Martin shares his definitive guide to the best baby gift you can buy a future hunter or fisherman. Si fesses up to the time he set his rain jacket on fire and sent everyone scrambling. The boys are SERIOUS about their duck blind eats, and the menu will make your mouth water. The government thinks Si's not dangerous at his age. Well, think again, Jack! John-David and Godwin push back against defunding the police. And the mailbag is full of questions about dinosaurs. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay talks about how she's doing after her dog landed her in the ER. Uncle Si gets the coolest gift, and he's naming him Mr. Believe. Martin describes what happened to a shirtless Godwin in a "Duck Dynasty" scene that didn't make the cut. Stone didn't believe Dan the Butler saw a monkey on Phil's property, and Dan is still crushed. Stone and Si have the boys cracking up about the time a neighbor made the mistake of turning his hogs loose on Phil's property. Stone shares the details on the most comfortable pants in the world. And Si and Stone offer advice for keeping the faith on active military duty. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson ain't buying what Joe Rogan is selling when it comes to black panthers (but he still believes, boys). Si calls out dumb humans for trying to play God with wild animals. JD takes issue with pronouncing silent letters, tiny plates, and Willie's claim about Bella's wedding. Si and the boys consider crashing Phil, Jase, and Al's live podcast in Texas on Wednesday (shh, don't tell). Godwin, JD, and Si share their best fatherly advice. Si almost joined the Marines, but one thing stopped him. Martin nails his dating advice for introverts — complete with a seating chart. And if you're a loner who's having trouble meeting your special someone, Si has exactly what you need to hear today. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is spitting fire about stupid humans on the road — including himself. But first, Si is giddy with delight over one whale of a story. Phillip and Si receive medallions from the Choctaw tribal chief, but Si's doesn't stay on his neck for long. Si laughs harder than you've ever seen when Martin explains why Native Americans love Si so much. Phillip shares something you might not know about Si and his fans. Martin meets Deion Sanders and has a cool surprise for Si. And Si may surprise you when JD gets the boys to weigh in on how they take their coffee. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phil Robertson hits the duck call room to reveal a talent even he didn't know he had: beating the FBI's lie detection technology in the coolest way possible. Phil and Si admit to their childhood poaching strategies and share the one rule they wouldn't break. They also reminisce about how Phil lured Si away from his dead-end job to be his reed man. Godwin remembers the early days of Duck Commander and the exact date and time he was converted. Phil divulges how he played matchmaker for his granddaughter and Stone in the duck blind. And John-David clams up so he can hear more from master storytellers Phil and Si. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie's youngest daughter, Bella, is officially married, and Willie reveals his nickname for her new husband. Uncle Si tells the story of the time he wore skunk-sprayed sneakers to a basketball game — on purpose. Willie drinks Si's tea for the very first time. Si misses Willie singing Hall and Oates at Bella's wedding. Willie acknowledges the healing power of shorty shorts, but he's torn on whether to embrace the trend in 2021. Martin explains why booty shorts violate his fashion rules, and Stone and Si won't wear shorts, period. Willie shares his nicknames for his grandkids and admits Sadie has already banned one potential nickname for her daughter. And a fan tries to get Willie in trouble with a question about wives who won't cook. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys hold nothing back as they unveil their lists of favorite and LEAST favorite foods, with special appearances by mayonnaise, vinegar, sour cream, guacamole, a very special cut of steak, Chicken in a Biskit crackers, and of course, ham sammiches. Si reveals why he's such a ladies' man and plays the "foolish game" of awarding gold and silver medals to members of his celebrity crush list. Godwin didn't know weekend fishing was a contest, but just so you know, Si won. Martin strongly objects to the concept of paying for chicken salad. Si's parents were mad scientists in the kitchen, and Willie takes after them. John-David explains the rules of the Chick-fil-A "my pleasure" game. And the boys try to figure out what kind of fish swallowed Jonah. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When Si Robertson goes up against Google, it's America's favorite uncle who wins, and Martin wonders if Si has a secret trick up his sleeve. The ammo supply finally dries up for Si and Martin. Si and the boys know where to find millions of crawfish and ... billions of squirrels? Si reveals why cowboys are his heroes and why his visit to the Ben Johnson Cowboy Museum gave him chill bumps the size of marbles. JD doesn't watch many Westerns, but he's pumped that Si and Phillip got to meet the Pioneer Woman! And Si and JD have some new evidence in their quest to find out which M&Ms have the most chocolate. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si has some surprising ideas about Michael Jackson, the Human Ken Doll, and cosmetic surgery. But first, Martin announces the winner of the Zoom call with Si. The boys dive into the most controversial topic they've tackled yet: pizza toppings. Martin shares the time he saw Phil Robertson rendered speechless. Si recalls going above and beyond with a girl he dated and reveals what happened when he said "roll tide" in South Carolina. Godwin and Martin do some unexpected things with peanut butter and pineapple. Then, John-David gets the boys to weigh in on an alarming gender reveal and how airlines are dealing with heavier passengers. And everyone offers up advice on how to get your woman interested in hunting. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si unintentionally gives new meaning to "potty humor," and Stone has been laughing about one particular incident for 15 years. Martin and Si kick off a VERY open dialogue about their recent bathroom misery, and that leads to stories about the Robertson family's personal hygiene and other tales from the duck blind that have never been told in public. It's possible Bullfrog has been hanging around Si too much, but is the world ready for a female Si? JD is amazed by 1980s bear wrestling at the mall, and Si and Stone have mixed reviews for ice fishing and dog sledding. Bonus: Stone does an incredible Si impression. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay is in the house with Uncle Si and the boys, and she's got STORIES. Kay reveals what happened when Jase busted Willie playing strip poker in seventh grade, the worm incident she's never forgiven Si for, and what it was like to date Phil AND Si. The maker of the best pies on either side of the Mississippi also spills her side of famous Robertson tales, including whether or not Si really stabbed her with a fork and what really happened when her boys locked her out of the house on purpose. Kay agrees that Stone's daughter is already a legend. John-David reads audience questions for Kay about her favorite recipes and raising the Robertson boys. And Si gets a little bit mushy because who doesn't love Miss Kay to pieces? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A literal dream job falls into Si's lap, but he's not sure they appreciate his unparalleled talents. Phillip asks Si whether there will be game wardens in heaven. Si starts preaching and John-David is here for it. Martin wonders if there's more chocolate on peanut M&M's or regular M&M's. Si remembers his pet squirrel ... and what his mom did after it tore up her couch. JD shares the story of his mom's mail-order monkey. And the boys decide 8% of people have lost it, ostriches do NOT play around, and there's one superpower that's better than all others. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is feeling spry and ready to rescue fans from terrible life advice. He NAILS his response to a guy who wants to know if his girlfriend is the one, and the boys address the elephant, er, edamame in the room: vegetarian baggage in a relationship. But first, Si reveals the "Duck Dynasty" pic he's signed more than any other. Godwin's house attracts all the neighborhood dogs, and Si's place attracts raccoons that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger. On a related note, JD won't eat anything known as a "trash panda." And the boys share their freakiest possum stories and give a BIG thank you to the police. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si calls Willie out for spreading very fake news about the Robertson family. Johnny D is shocked to learn that grandmas spank people. Si broke a whole lotta butcher knives as a kid and ALMOST didn't live to tell the tale. Stone remembers his mom whipping his butt at basketball to teach him a lesson. Martin's grandmother put a unique (and possibly poisonous) spin on washing kids' mouths out for cussing. Si explains why he and Jase are practically the same person. Stone shares a pic of the homemade hazmat suit Jase wore when bats invaded his house. Si talks about how God brought him back to Louisiana when his wife said she'd never return. And the boys reveal their favorite Disney princesses. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si isn't exactly sure what Dogecoin is, but he predicts it's going to the moon! Godwin is judging JD HARD for wearing socks at the beach, and Si doesn't understand why anyone would hit the beach in socks when you're supposed to be ... nude? Godwin shows off his extremely flat feet in all their shoeless glory. Martin sings the praises of gas station fried chicken and hog head cheese. Si doesn't buy what the media's telling him about the skyrocketing price of lumber. The boys deliver a crash course on marriage thanks to Bill and Melinda Gates. JD gives Si literal chill bumps with a story about a humble hero who saved a little girl's life. Si reveals the one thing he won't eat from a fast food place, Martin lays down his one rule about fast food, and the Duck Call Room weighs in on favorite fast food joints (and which ones should be kicked to the curb). - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson was a football phenom back in the day, and oh, does he have stories. After reliving the near-death experience of going up against Steve "The Bear" Jones, Si, Martin, JD, and Phillip play a game of what-ifs. What if prime Muhammad Ali got in the ring with prime Mike Tyson? Who would win if Jack Nicklaus took on Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan took on Kobe Bryant? Could Walker, Texas Ranger beat Marshal Matt Dillon in a fight? And most importantly, would Si rather fight one Martin-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Martins? The boys try to come up with the toughest man who ever lived, and they debate which quarterback is the GOAT: Drew Brees or Tom Brady. Si also attempts to name a fan's baby and shares his advice on raising a daughter. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson's roguish record of childhood escapades finally comes to light, and it's everything you hoped and more. JD does his best to give back to the bidet community, and Si and Godwin are judging him HARD for spending a buttload on his new toilet. Si teaches JD how to cover the funk on his junk. Godwin serenades Si for his birthday. Si and the boys reveal their theories on the moon landing and UFOs. A fan changes Godwin's mind on okra! And Si gives a shout-out to all the viewers and listeners who made his birthday special this year. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is a Louisiana legend, but he's got some competition from the Loch Ness Bass of Toledo Bend. Major League Fishing pro Jacob Wheeler drops by and reveals the craziest thing he's ever caught (and why he had to call the police after he reeled it in). Johnny D is stunned by what the professional angler catches with his $500 lure. Wheeler shares the story of the one that got away — the infamous Big Ed. Si introduces Wheeler to the joys of mustard fried crappie. The boys weigh in on what bait they'd use if they were limited to just one. Martin gets Wheeler to tell the embarrassing story of how his boat almost made an escape on the interstate. The boys try to settle the corks vs. bobbers debate. And Wheeler breaks some BIG personal news. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's got another wild one for you, boys! It's a battle of wills as America's uncle goes up against an unrelenting 15-pound bass, but only one will emerge victorious. Willie's 49th birthday party serves up the best rib eyes and even better opportunities to throw Sadie's husband under the bus. The hilarity is nonstop as the boys talk shorty shorts on men, party meat etiquette, in-laws, people who skim sausage from a pot of gumbo, and banana and mayo sandwiches. Martin gives a shout-out to a fifth-grade entrepreneur who makes fishing baits. Stone explains how his daughter got the nickname "Bullfrog" from Phil Robertson. There's a good reason Vienna sausages make JD gag. And Godwin is acing his new diet, but there's one problem. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is gonna need a whole lot of naps to recover from days of celebrating 50 years with his fiery redhead. Phillip talks about planning the big party, and the boys give Stone props for his awesome toast. Si reveals his best poker strategy and shares the advice every marriage needs. JD finally gets to meet Evil Eye. Si insists he has the range to play MANY characters. Martin gets face-swapped for Willie on "Duck Dynasty" merchandise. And Si tells the story of how he finally ended up getting Christine a real wedding ring ... with a little help from his buddy. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can't spell "silky" without "Si," and Si is determined to find a silky dragon jacket just like the one he wore when he met his wife. Is there a replacement to match his VERY specific wishlist? Miss Kay says Si stabbed her hand with a fork, but that's not how Si remembers it. Big Bird is NOT safe around Si and Martin. Godwin becomes the handyman during his trip to Al's southern lair. Si's favorite game causes a LOT of belly laughs. The boys remember the "Duck Dynasty" days and the explosive fallout from Si's "Vietnam Special," and JD tries to settle two of life's important questions: Waffle House or Cracker Barrel? And Bert or Ernie? And Si looks back on 50 years with Christine and the birth of his miracle babies. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si teaches a master class on how to hustle a skeet shooter, but then he loses a crisp hondo to Stone's 13-year-old daughter on their fishing trip. Si and the boys shake the Robertson family tree, and a whole lotta hilarity falls out, including what Phil did when Al had appendicitis, the time Phil had food poisoning and refused to miss a duck hunt, and the tale of Uncle Marvin the Lead-Eater. Stone brokers a compromise when his kid refuses to go to the daddy-daughter dance. Martin nails the two things everyone sucks at, and Si reveals the magic words every marriage needs. JD gets roasted for his truly hideous shirt. And Si says JD, Martin, and Stone can flush their theories on PED use in baseball right down the bidet — he knows the truth. Visit Homes of Hope for Children to help kids in crisis: hohfc.org - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si may just have a thing for Shania Twain and Salt-N-Pepa, and there's a good reason he doesn't care who knows. Martin, Godwin, and Johnny D admit their favorite guilty-pleasure songs and rank the best sports movies of all time. After breaking down the Masters, Si throws down some fightin' words when he tells Godwin bull riding isn't a real sport. The boys talk eggs and sausage, the problem with hunting in Louisiana, the vileness of buttermilk, and the one vegetable Godwin would outlaw. And Johnny D shares a status update on his relationship with Willie. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and Willie Robertson in the same room? What could go wrong?! Willie confronts Si about the embarrassing moment that's been on his mind for 12 years. Willie also creates a NEW embarrassing moment when he reveals why John-David actually NEEDS a bidet. Martin describes how Willie hazed him the first time they got on a plane together. Willie offers the inside scoop on his new Facebook Watch show, "At Home with the Robertsons." And after sharing his desperate late-night trip to Walmart, Willie closes with a Bible verse that makes him nearly die laughing. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si really hates snakes. But when it comes to traumatic flashbacks, nothing compares to the horror of ... butterscotch ice cream? Confirmed: Martin is a snake-lovin' weirdo. Godwin serves up some common sense on snakes, and look out, Snoop, because Si's got a play-by-play of 50 snakes attacking an iguana. Martin has strong feelings about the worst thing you can do to a cookie. The boys get a look at the monstrosity known as the earwig. Si explains why his mean redhead probably won't be on the podcast. And Martin shares tips for how to get over shaky hands when you're hunting deer. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si warned the "Duck Dynasty" crew he was about to cool off in the lake, so hey, what happened next wasn't HIS fault, was it? You mess with Si, you get all due respect! Martin and Si have a bone to pick with the world's sexiest bald man. Willie drops by, Si tries out his new frog-gigging light, and the boys talk Easter plans, snakes, and why almost everything about the U.K. is baffling to Americans. John-David introduces Godwin to the confusing world of bidets. And Si is ready for Snoop Dogg, but is Snoop Dogg ready for Si? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A surprise guest defeats Si in a battle of skill, and then in true Duck Call Room fashion, she rubs it in. But first, Si and John-David bond over playing "Tiger Woods PGA Tour" on Playstation, and Si has a message for a fan who measured how many times he says "hey" and "no." Stone installs a canopy on his boat to protect Si, and Martin remembers the time Si burned his legs to a crisp in the Bahamas. The boys also tackle how to pronounce "crappie" the right way, why there are too many cities in the city of Dallas (not a typo), and what their favorite shotguns are. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si learns what a bidet is, and John-David has STRONG feelings about bidets. During Sadie's podcast, Si discovers Willie wanted to fire him before "Duck Dynasty," and oh, does he have thoughts. He also shares the story of the awful jobs he's had and how he ended up working at Duck Commander. Martin reveals that Si is an introvert who used to be camera shy, and Si explains what it takes for him to let his hair down. Si is enraptured by racing zebras on YouTube and penguin poop you can see from space. And the boys share what they'd request for their final meals. Today's Duck Call Room biodiversity tour brought to you by the Loch Ness Monster and chupacabras. Check out Si and Willie on Sadie's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/leave-uncle-si-alone-si-and-willie-robertson/id1433974017?i=1000514168217 - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is just about done with this "bunch of idiots" using the word "tumultuous" and forcing him to listen to the Hall and Oates emergency helpline. The truth finally comes out: Jay Stone and Phillip McMillan did the Soggy Bottom Boys dance for Si when he was sick. John-David is lost as the boys share their favorite movies of all time. Si knows exactly what Victoria's secret is, and he wants the world to know. Phillip and Si share fishhook horror stories. Martin doesn't want anyone using Howie Mandel in defense of hair loss. Fans weigh in on who should play Uncle Si in a movie, and they submit the final verdict in the Great Hot Dog Debate. And Si tries to convince the boys that Drew Carey is bald. ~ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si relives the worst whuppings he ever got from his parents and shares the story of why he'll never forget his mama's switch bush. John-David realizes he's missing $1,250, and the culprit is his 7-year-old son. Si gets ready to take a belt to John-David to teach him a little Parenting 101. He also recalls all the butts that got torn up when Phil caught 16-year-old Al and his buddies drinking beer. And the boys delve into Si's free-spirited nudist days, laughing at Si's drill sergeant, Godwin's smoooooth answer to a question about his favorite trophy, Martin's philosophy on child discipline, and whether it's true that "it hurts me worse than it hurts you." ~ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices