Duck Call Room

Si calls Willie out for spreading very fake news about the Robertson family. Johnny D is shocked to learn that grandmas spank people. Si broke a whole lotta butcher knives as a kid and ALMOST didn't live to tell the tale. Stone remembers his mom whipping his butt at basketball to teach him a lesson. Martin's grandmother put a unique (and possibly poisonous) spin on washing kids' mouths out for cussing. Si explains why he and Jase are practically the same person. Stone shares a pic of the homemade hazmat suit Jase wore when bats invaded his house. Si talks about how God brought him back to Louisiana when his wife said she'd never return. And the boys reveal their favorite Disney princesses. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si isn't exactly sure what Dogecoin is, but he predicts it's going to the moon! Godwin is judging JD HARD for wearing socks at the beach, and Si doesn't understand why anyone would hit the beach in socks when you're supposed to be ... nude? Godwin shows off his extremely flat feet in all their shoeless glory. Martin sings the praises of gas station fried chicken and hog head cheese. Si doesn't buy what the media's telling him about the skyrocketing price of lumber. The boys deliver a crash course on marriage thanks to Bill and Melinda Gates. JD gives Si literal chill bumps with a story about a humble hero who saved a little girl's life. Si reveals the one thing he won't eat from a fast food place, Martin lays down his one rule about fast food, and the Duck Call Room weighs in on favorite fast food joints (and which ones should be kicked to the curb). - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson was a football phenom back in the day, and oh, does he have stories. After reliving the near-death experience of going up against Steve "The Bear" Jones, Si, Martin, JD, and Phillip play a game of what-ifs. What if prime Muhammad Ali got in the ring with prime Mike Tyson? Who would win if Jack Nicklaus took on Tiger Woods and Michael Jordan took on Kobe Bryant? Could Walker, Texas Ranger beat Marshal Matt Dillon in a fight? And most importantly, would Si rather fight one Martin-sized duck or 100 duck-sized Martins? The boys try to come up with the toughest man who ever lived, and they debate which quarterback is the GOAT: Drew Brees or Tom Brady. Si also attempts to name a fan's baby and shares his advice on raising a daughter. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson's roguish record of childhood escapades finally comes to light, and it's everything you hoped and more. JD does his best to give back to the bidet community, and Si and Godwin are judging him HARD for spending a buttload on his new toilet. Si teaches JD how to cover the funk on his junk. Godwin serenades Si for his birthday. Si and the boys reveal their theories on the moon landing and UFOs. A fan changes Godwin's mind on okra! And Si gives a shout-out to all the viewers and listeners who made his birthday special this year. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is a Louisiana legend, but he's got some competition from the Loch Ness Bass of Toledo Bend. Major League Fishing pro Jacob Wheeler drops by and reveals the craziest thing he's ever caught (and why he had to call the police after he reeled it in). Johnny D is stunned by what the professional angler catches with his $500 lure. Wheeler shares the story of the one that got away — the infamous Big Ed. Si introduces Wheeler to the joys of mustard fried crappie. The boys weigh in on what bait they'd use if they were limited to just one. Martin gets Wheeler to tell the embarrassing story of how his boat almost made an escape on the interstate. The boys try to settle the corks vs. bobbers debate. And Wheeler breaks some BIG personal news. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's got another wild one for you, boys! It's a battle of wills as America's uncle goes up against an unrelenting 15-pound bass, but only one will emerge victorious. Willie's 49th birthday party serves up the best rib eyes and even better opportunities to throw Sadie's husband under the bus. The hilarity is nonstop as the boys talk shorty shorts on men, party meat etiquette, in-laws, people who skim sausage from a pot of gumbo, and banana and mayo sandwiches. Martin gives a shout-out to a fifth-grade entrepreneur who makes fishing baits. Stone explains how his daughter got the nickname "Bullfrog" from Phil Robertson. There's a good reason Vienna sausages make JD gag. And Godwin is acing his new diet, but there's one problem. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is gonna need a whole lot of naps to recover from days of celebrating 50 years with his fiery redhead. Phillip talks about planning the big party, and the boys give Stone props for his awesome toast. Si reveals his best poker strategy and shares the advice every marriage needs. JD finally gets to meet Evil Eye. Si insists he has the range to play MANY characters. Martin gets face-swapped for Willie on "Duck Dynasty" merchandise. And Si tells the story of how he finally ended up getting Christine a real wedding ring ... with a little help from his buddy. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can't spell "silky" without "Si," and Si is determined to find a silky dragon jacket just like the one he wore when he met his wife. Is there a replacement to match his VERY specific wishlist? Miss Kay says Si stabbed her hand with a fork, but that's not how Si remembers it. Big Bird is NOT safe around Si and Martin. Godwin becomes the handyman during his trip to Al's southern lair. Si's favorite game causes a LOT of belly laughs. The boys remember the "Duck Dynasty" days and the explosive fallout from Si's "Vietnam Special," and JD tries to settle two of life's important questions: Waffle House or Cracker Barrel? And Bert or Ernie? And Si looks back on 50 years with Christine and the birth of his miracle babies. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si teaches a master class on how to hustle a skeet shooter, but then he loses a crisp hondo to Stone's 13-year-old daughter on their fishing trip. Si and the boys shake the Robertson family tree, and a whole lotta hilarity falls out, including what Phil did when Al had appendicitis, the time Phil had food poisoning and refused to miss a duck hunt, and the tale of Uncle Marvin the Lead-Eater. Stone brokers a compromise when his kid refuses to go to the daddy-daughter dance. Martin nails the two things everyone sucks at, and Si reveals the magic words every marriage needs. JD gets roasted for his truly hideous shirt. And Si says JD, Martin, and Stone can flush their theories on PED use in baseball right down the bidet — he knows the truth. Visit Homes of Hope for Children to help kids in crisis: hohfc.org - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si may just have a thing for Shania Twain and Salt-N-Pepa, and there's a good reason he doesn't care who knows. Martin, Godwin, and Johnny D admit their favorite guilty-pleasure songs and rank the best sports movies of all time. After breaking down the Masters, Si throws down some fightin' words when he tells Godwin bull riding isn't a real sport. The boys talk eggs and sausage, the problem with hunting in Louisiana, the vileness of buttermilk, and the one vegetable Godwin would outlaw. And Johnny D shares a status update on his relationship with Willie. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and Willie Robertson in the same room? What could go wrong?! Willie confronts Si about the embarrassing moment that's been on his mind for 12 years. Willie also creates a NEW embarrassing moment when he reveals why John-David actually NEEDS a bidet. Martin describes how Willie hazed him the first time they got on a plane together. Willie offers the inside scoop on his new Facebook Watch show, "At Home with the Robertsons." And after sharing his desperate late-night trip to Walmart, Willie closes with a Bible verse that makes him nearly die laughing. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si really hates snakes. But when it comes to traumatic flashbacks, nothing compares to the horror of ... butterscotch ice cream? Confirmed: Martin is a snake-lovin' weirdo. Godwin serves up some common sense on snakes, and look out, Snoop, because Si's got a play-by-play of 50 snakes attacking an iguana. Martin has strong feelings about the worst thing you can do to a cookie. The boys get a look at the monstrosity known as the earwig. Si explains why his mean redhead probably won't be on the podcast. And Martin shares tips for how to get over shaky hands when you're hunting deer. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si warned the "Duck Dynasty" crew he was about to cool off in the lake, so hey, what happened next wasn't HIS fault, was it? You mess with Si, you get all due respect! Martin and Si have a bone to pick with the world's sexiest bald man. Willie drops by, Si tries out his new frog-gigging light, and the boys talk Easter plans, snakes, and why almost everything about the U.K. is baffling to Americans. John-David introduces Godwin to the confusing world of bidets. And Si is ready for Snoop Dogg, but is Snoop Dogg ready for Si? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A surprise guest defeats Si in a battle of skill, and then in true Duck Call Room fashion, she rubs it in. But first, Si and John-David bond over playing "Tiger Woods PGA Tour" on Playstation, and Si has a message for a fan who measured how many times he says "hey" and "no." Stone installs a canopy on his boat to protect Si, and Martin remembers the time Si burned his legs to a crisp in the Bahamas. The boys also tackle how to pronounce "crappie" the right way, why there are too many cities in the city of Dallas (not a typo), and what their favorite shotguns are. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si learns what a bidet is, and John-David has STRONG feelings about bidets. During Sadie's podcast, Si discovers Willie wanted to fire him before "Duck Dynasty," and oh, does he have thoughts. He also shares the story of the awful jobs he's had and how he ended up working at Duck Commander. Martin reveals that Si is an introvert who used to be camera shy, and Si explains what it takes for him to let his hair down. Si is enraptured by racing zebras on YouTube and penguin poop you can see from space. And the boys share what they'd request for their final meals. Today's Duck Call Room biodiversity tour brought to you by the Loch Ness Monster and chupacabras. Check out Si and Willie on Sadie's podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/leave-uncle-si-alone-si-and-willie-robertson/id1433974017?i=1000514168217 - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is just about done with this "bunch of idiots" using the word "tumultuous" and forcing him to listen to the Hall and Oates emergency helpline. The truth finally comes out: Jay Stone and Phillip McMillan did the Soggy Bottom Boys dance for Si when he was sick. John-David is lost as the boys share their favorite movies of all time. Si knows exactly what Victoria's secret is, and he wants the world to know. Phillip and Si share fishhook horror stories. Martin doesn't want anyone using Howie Mandel in defense of hair loss. Fans weigh in on who should play Uncle Si in a movie, and they submit the final verdict in the Great Hot Dog Debate. And Si tries to convince the boys that Drew Carey is bald. ~ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si relives the worst whuppings he ever got from his parents and shares the story of why he'll never forget his mama's switch bush. John-David realizes he's missing $1,250, and the culprit is his 7-year-old son. Si gets ready to take a belt to John-David to teach him a little Parenting 101. He also recalls all the butts that got torn up when Phil caught 16-year-old Al and his buddies drinking beer. And the boys delve into Si's free-spirited nudist days, laughing at Si's drill sergeant, Godwin's smoooooth answer to a question about his favorite trophy, Martin's philosophy on child discipline, and whether it's true that "it hurts me worse than it hurts you." ~ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si tells the story of the time he fought an armadillo — and lost. Then, Si and the boys answer your questions: Is a hot dog a sandwich, which actor would play you in a movie, and are hemorrhoids actually contagious? Martin and Godwin say Si can out-eat any of them and has proved it with a donut-eating contest. Si also holds the record for eating more of Phil’s burgers than anyone else. The number will surprise you! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has pressing questions, but can Google answer them to his satisfaction? He also shares the secret to making it in the music business and how to make a world-class spaghetti dog. John-David reads comments from his haters and gives Si's favorite drink mix a try. Stone recalls the funniest thing that happened when the Robertsons did the "Wagon Wheel" video with Darius Rucker. The boys are convinced that Phillip McMillan is trolling them on YouTube. And Si isn't so sure about the weight loss advice he's hearing in the duck call room. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If Willie listens to this, things could get awkward fast. Si issues an apology to fans, but his remorse is short-lived. The boys try to solve the mystery of who sent Si 72 cans of Mr & Mrs T. They also share stories about the time Godwin dyed his beard and the weirdness that happens when Si uses an iPhone. John-David slams into his friend's truck, and that reminds Martin of the time Godwin backed into his truck while they were on the phone. Si closes it out with golf tips, the secret to his famous tea, and a Bible verse (complete with sound effects) for people who mess with old folks. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson has a suave hat, a whole lot of energy, and a bunch of crazy stories about his college days. Si also shares his best fishing stories of all time, and they involve 2 fractured ribs, a 7-foot freshwater eel, and a 200-pound redfish. Martin has a theory on why Si's beard is shorter on one side, but Si has other ideas. John-David sports a new look. Phil, Jase, and Al left a big mess when they recorded "Unashamed" in the duck call room last week. Phillip makes Si a $100 bet about Si's favorite Bloody Mary mix. And Si drops the show's first "that's what she said." - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's appetite is back, Jack, and nothing's gonna come between him and two of the finest pieces of meat known to man. His 50th wedding anniversary is coming up this year, and he's got stories about his fiery redhead and her mean streak. Godwin and Martin admit there are a few questions they're itching to ask the Almighty. John-David is considering a haircut. Si gets an awesome gift from a fan and reveals his favorite "Duck Dynasty" episode. And the guys share stories about getting lost in the woods, Si's grand return to the duck hole, who the best shot is, fishing superstitions, crappie fishing, and Si's questionable duck blind math. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is back to tell HIS side of the story about his recent experience with COVID, but will he admit he's not the world's best patient? Willie drops in to make sure everyone's getting back to work. Jay Stone shares the secret beverage that helped restore Si's health (and it's not tea!) Phil gives Si the fastest checkup ever. Si reveals the custom blend of ingredients that make him smell so good. Former MLB player Adam LaRoche and former NFL player Matt Light call in to describe how they pranked Kansas City Chiefs' fullback Anthony Sherman and stole his truck to raise money for the E3 Foundation. And Martin asks Matt to make a tough choice: Drew Brees or Tom Brady? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si went to the hospital (under protest, of course). We knew something had to be wrong when he was quiet and wouldn't laugh or smile. He was diagnosed with COVID-19, drove everyone at the hospital nuts, came home, and took a turn for the worse. But as Martin said, "It ain't gettin' Si. Not on my watch." Many of you reached out to find out where Si's been, so we decided to share the whole story of his ups and downs with the coronavirus, along with some of our favorite memories of the often headstrong, always hilarious, one-of-a-kind Si Robertson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go behind the scenes of Duck Dynasty, and find out what really went down. What's the truth about Uncle Si's basketball skills? Was Phillip McMillan (aka Phillip McVillain) really Willie's nemesis, and are the Robertsons really that competitive? Martin admits he split his pants on one episode and remembers a close call with a cannon. Phillip recalls Jase sharing Jesus with him. The boys offer a crash course on how to speak Si and reveal the three things they'd take to a deserted island. And Godwin remembers his first full-contact volleyball game with the Robertsons and rates his favorite Duck Dynasty episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie channels his inner Si to bring you some of his favorite stories about the Duck Call Room crew, Robertson family pranks, and his recent effort to hit the gym. Willie reveals why Si's hand-me-downs had a distinct odor after he got ahold of them, and that reminds Godwin of his air addiction. John-David explains why Willie nicknamed him "Nervous Pervis," and Martin lays down the law about imitation burgers. Then, get ready for big laughs as Willie describes his attempt to fire Si, one of his favorite Godwin stories, how Martin really ended up at Duck Commander, and how John-David "negotiated" his hourly pay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si reveals the one thing he wasn't allowed to do on "Duck Dynasty," and that's not the only thing you might not want to try at home. Stone shares the only words you EVER say to a game warden and tells the best mud boat story. Si recalls being the "fifth wheel" on dates with Phil and Miss Kay and remembers the elephants that sank his boat. Martin offers up his dating advice and paints an unforgettable picture of what happens to Godwin when cold water hits him. Si can't get enough of Phil's nicknames for people, and that reminds him of the tale of Ol' No-Legs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si insists his costumes are a hit with the ladies, but he only has eyes for ... monster trucks. And boy, does he have a daredevil story to tell. By popular demand, Si regales Phillip, Martin, and John-David with mostly true tales of his time in Vietnam. The boys take a look at some goodies sent in by fans, including an avalanche of black panther sightings. And Si finally weighs in on Bigfoot: Where exactly does he stand on the elusive Sasquatch? https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — The fast way to your best credit score https://HomeTitleLock.com - Use code RADIO for 30 free days of protection Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin looks on in abject horror, and Si and Martin can't stop laughing as John-David shares his "neutering" story. "The Last Man Neutered in West Monroe" might make a terrible Western, but it's just another day in the life of John-David. Godwin drops some sound effects worthy of "Police Academy" and says his wife is a little lippy. Si explains how he knows it's Phil and Jase flaring the ducks. He also offers his advice for a long, happy marriage and gets ready to try out his DIY tummy tuck with spandex and some sort of gel. And the boys reveal what's in store for New Year's Eve and 2021. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It all started with 27 bees dive-bombing Si Robertson's backside, but that's not his only buzzworthy tale. Godwin is back with a Christmas tree-eating contest, reindeer games, his best bull-riding story, and what happened when he didn't buy his wife a Christmas gift. Martin remembers his first Christmas with the Robertsons. John-David gives Si his very first Christmas Tree Cake. Si has a theory that Kiss isn't really a rock band and offers a brutally honest review of "Ted." The boys get into favorite Christmas songs and movies, gag gifts, a present as soft as mashed potatoes, and what you never knew about Godwin. And it's time to settle the two great Christmas debates of our time: Real trees or fake? And colored lights or white? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Si and John-David ever convince Martin they've seen black panthers in Louisiana? Only if they bring him one thing. But first, Jay Stone reveals what Jase was really up to all those years in the duck call room. Stone and Si are crushed that Phil took down one particular deer. Si fondly remembers a childhood full of homemade darts, cow patties to the face, and a sister who came after him with a butcher knife. Martin can set his watch by Christmas Tree Cakes and the McRib. And John-David shares his storied employment history. https://www.scoremaster.com/DUCK — The fast way to your best credit score https://www.stamps.com - Get a 4-week free trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free https://HomeTitleLock.com — Use code RADIO for 30 free days of protection Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Strap in for a wild ride, courtesy of one Si Robertson. All disclaimers apply. Check out Si's tale of Eagle the Twisted Pigeon, one of the funniest Bible-study pranks of all time, and how Si almost got Phillip killed. Si reveals why it took 12 hours to convince his fiery redhead to marry him and why he may need a psychiatrist — make that Si-cat-trist — for his 40-pound tomcat. Martin reveals who's building the duck calls now. John-David shocks everyone with the results of his Si fact-check. And if you're somehow still wondering: Si's not dead. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A doctor, an IRS agent, and a game warden walk into Si's trailer ... and thus, a podcast was born. Come for the smack talk, stay for the Si Pad, the duck with three parents, and Martin's beef with turkeys. Also in the Duck Call Room premiere: what makes Godwin long for Black Friday, why John-David needs a bigger bathtub, and the first thing Si did with his "Duck Dynasty" money. And finally, Si addresses one of history's greatest unsolved mysteries: Who exactly is Jack, and where can we find him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are y'all ready for this? Subscribe now! Si, Martin, Godwin, Stone, and J.D. are fixin' to do a podcast ... if they can figure out what they're doing. The fun starts Thursday, Dec. 3, 2020! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices