Duck Call Room

Si tells the story of the time he fought an armadillo — and lost. Then, Si and the boys answer your questions: Is a hot dog a sandwich, which actor would play you in a movie, and are hemorrhoids actually contagious? Martin and Godwin say Si can out-eat any of them and has proved it with a donut-eating contest. Si also holds the record for eating more of Phil’s burgers than anyone else. The number will surprise you! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has pressing questions, but can Google answer them to his satisfaction? He also shares the secret to making it in the music business and how to make a world-class spaghetti dog. John-David reads comments from his haters and gives Si's favorite drink mix a try. Stone recalls the funniest thing that happened when the Robertsons did the "Wagon Wheel" video with Darius Rucker. The boys are convinced that Phillip McMillan is trolling them on YouTube. And Si isn't so sure about the weight loss advice he's hearing in the duck call room. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If Willie listens to this, things could get awkward fast. Si issues an apology to fans, but his remorse is short-lived. The boys try to solve the mystery of who sent Si 72 cans of Mr & Mrs T. They also share stories about the time Godwin dyed his beard and the weirdness that happens when Si uses an iPhone. John-David slams into his friend's truck, and that reminds Martin of the time Godwin backed into his truck while they were on the phone. Si closes it out with golf tips, the secret to his famous tea, and a Bible verse (complete with sound effects) for people who mess with old folks. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson has a suave hat, a whole lot of energy, and a bunch of crazy stories about his college days. Si also shares his best fishing stories of all time, and they involve 2 fractured ribs, a 7-foot freshwater eel, and a 200-pound redfish. Martin has a theory on why Si's beard is shorter on one side, but Si has other ideas. John-David sports a new look. Phil, Jase, and Al left a big mess when they recorded "Unashamed" in the duck call room last week. Phillip makes Si a $100 bet about Si's favorite Bloody Mary mix. And Si drops the show's first "that's what she said." - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's appetite is back, Jack, and nothing's gonna come between him and two of the finest pieces of meat known to man. His 50th wedding anniversary is coming up this year, and he's got stories about his fiery redhead and her mean streak. Godwin and Martin admit there are a few questions they're itching to ask the Almighty. John-David is considering a haircut. Si gets an awesome gift from a fan and reveals his favorite "Duck Dynasty" episode. And the guys share stories about getting lost in the woods, Si's grand return to the duck hole, who the best shot is, fishing superstitions, crappie fishing, and Si's questionable duck blind math. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is back to tell HIS side of the story about his recent experience with COVID, but will he admit he's not the world's best patient? Willie drops in to make sure everyone's getting back to work. Jay Stone shares the secret beverage that helped restore Si's health (and it's not tea!) Phil gives Si the fastest checkup ever. Si reveals the custom blend of ingredients that make him smell so good. Former MLB player Adam LaRoche and former NFL player Matt Light call in to describe how they pranked Kansas City Chiefs' fullback Anthony Sherman and stole his truck to raise money for the E3 Foundation. And Martin asks Matt to make a tough choice: Drew Brees or Tom Brady? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si went to the hospital (under protest, of course). We knew something had to be wrong when he was quiet and wouldn't laugh or smile. He was diagnosed with COVID-19, drove everyone at the hospital nuts, came home, and took a turn for the worse. But as Martin said, "It ain't gettin' Si. Not on my watch." Many of you reached out to find out where Si's been, so we decided to share the whole story of his ups and downs with the coronavirus, along with some of our favorite memories of the often headstrong, always hilarious, one-of-a-kind Si Robertson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go behind the scenes of Duck Dynasty, and find out what really went down. What's the truth about Uncle Si's basketball skills? Was Phillip McMillan (aka Phillip McVillain) really Willie's nemesis, and are the Robertsons really that competitive? Martin admits he split his pants on one episode and remembers a close call with a cannon. Phillip recalls Jase sharing Jesus with him. The boys offer a crash course on how to speak Si and reveal the three things they'd take to a deserted island. And Godwin remembers his first full-contact volleyball game with the Robertsons and rates his favorite Duck Dynasty episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie channels his inner Si to bring you some of his favorite stories about the Duck Call Room crew, Robertson family pranks, and his recent effort to hit the gym. Willie reveals why Si's hand-me-downs had a distinct odor after he got ahold of them, and that reminds Godwin of his air addiction. John-David explains why Willie nicknamed him "Nervous Pervis," and Martin lays down the law about imitation burgers. Then, get ready for big laughs as Willie describes his attempt to fire Si, one of his favorite Godwin stories, how Martin really ended up at Duck Commander, and how John-David "negotiated" his hourly pay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si reveals the one thing he wasn't allowed to do on "Duck Dynasty," and that's not the only thing you might not want to try at home. Stone shares the only words you EVER say to a game warden and tells the best mud boat story. Si recalls being the "fifth wheel" on dates with Phil and Miss Kay and remembers the elephants that sank his boat. Martin offers up his dating advice and paints an unforgettable picture of what happens to Godwin when cold water hits him. Si can't get enough of Phil's nicknames for people, and that reminds him of the tale of Ol' No-Legs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si insists his costumes are a hit with the ladies, but he only has eyes for ... monster trucks. And boy, does he have a daredevil story to tell. By popular demand, Si regales Phillip, Martin, and John-David with mostly true tales of his time in Vietnam. The boys take a look at some goodies sent in by fans, including an avalanche of black panther sightings. And Si finally weighs in on Bigfoot: Where exactly does he stand on the elusive Sasquatch? https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free https://www.ScoreMaster.com/DUCK — The fast way to your best credit score https://HomeTitleLock.com - Use code RADIO for 30 free days of protection Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin looks on in abject horror, and Si and Martin can't stop laughing as John-David shares his "neutering" story. "The Last Man Neutered in West Monroe" might make a terrible Western, but it's just another day in the life of John-David. Godwin drops some sound effects worthy of "Police Academy" and says his wife is a little lippy. Si explains how he knows it's Phil and Jase flaring the ducks. He also offers his advice for a long, happy marriage and gets ready to try out his DIY tummy tuck with spandex and some sort of gel. And the boys reveal what's in store for New Year's Eve and 2021. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It all started with 27 bees dive-bombing Si Robertson's backside, but that's not his only buzzworthy tale. Godwin is back with a Christmas tree-eating contest, reindeer games, his best bull-riding story, and what happened when he didn't buy his wife a Christmas gift. Martin remembers his first Christmas with the Robertsons. John-David gives Si his very first Christmas Tree Cake. Si has a theory that Kiss isn't really a rock band and offers a brutally honest review of "Ted." The boys get into favorite Christmas songs and movies, gag gifts, a present as soft as mashed potatoes, and what you never knew about Godwin. And it's time to settle the two great Christmas debates of our time: Real trees or fake? And colored lights or white? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Si and John-David ever convince Martin they've seen black panthers in Louisiana? Only if they bring him one thing. But first, Jay Stone reveals what Jase was really up to all those years in the duck call room. Stone and Si are crushed that Phil took down one particular deer. Si fondly remembers a childhood full of homemade darts, cow patties to the face, and a sister who came after him with a butcher knife. Martin can set his watch by Christmas Tree Cakes and the McRib. And John-David shares his storied employment history. https://www.scoremaster.com/DUCK — The fast way to your best credit score https://www.stamps.com - Get a 4-week free trial + free postage + a digital scale with promo code DUCK https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle free https://HomeTitleLock.com — Use code RADIO for 30 free days of protection Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Strap in for a wild ride, courtesy of one Si Robertson. All disclaimers apply. Check out Si's tale of Eagle the Twisted Pigeon, one of the funniest Bible-study pranks of all time, and how Si almost got Phillip killed. Si reveals why it took 12 hours to convince his fiery redhead to marry him and why he may need a psychiatrist — make that Si-cat-trist — for his 40-pound tomcat. Martin reveals who's building the duck calls now. John-David shocks everyone with the results of his Si fact-check. And if you're somehow still wondering: Si's not dead. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A doctor, an IRS agent, and a game warden walk into Si's trailer ... and thus, a podcast was born. Come for the smack talk, stay for the Si Pad, the duck with three parents, and Martin's beef with turkeys. Also in the Duck Call Room premiere: what makes Godwin long for Black Friday, why John-David needs a bigger bathtub, and the first thing Si did with his "Duck Dynasty" money. And finally, Si addresses one of history's greatest unsolved mysteries: Who exactly is Jack, and where can we find him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are y'all ready for this? Subscribe now! Si, Martin, Godwin, Stone, and J.D. are fixin' to do a podcast ... if they can figure out what they're doing. The fun starts Thursday, Dec. 3, 2020! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices