Duck Call Room

Si stirs up confessions of accidental electrocution, busted glass, and wrecked ATVs when he admits the dumbest stunt he pulled as a kid. Jay and Si are amused by Godwin's "need for speed." Si tells the story of treating his heart attack with Tums and shares his biggest phobia. Martin and Si remember getting lost one foggy morning on the river. And John-David hits the mailbag for questions about how to find a church community and whether you need to be rebaptized if you feel like it didn't take the first time. https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry, or call 1-800-789-1776 to donate! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si declares it Appreciation Day for all the truckers, first responders, medical professionals, farmers, and other hardworking people who keep this country humming. He calls out the media for refusing to tell the whole story and reveals which book made him cry 10 times. Martin and John-David debate whether or not all dogs go to heaven. Si is fixing to teach robocallers a lesson. Godwin keeps the jokes coming. John-David helps a fan out with her pregnancy announcement. And the boys have advice about a love triangle. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si's protective instincts kicked into high gear after a man fired his gun at Willie's property with people inside the house. Willie bought a competitor's duck call, and it did NOT go well. John-David has been known to use Google to help him remember Korie's birthday. The boys talk about how they were punished as kids. Martin remembers the time he and Godwin had a VERY close call with a motorcycle. Si recalls being stalked at night by a mysterious driver. And the boys tackle how to handle lack of interest in religion and the right reasons to get engaged. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin comes face-to-face with an impostor who claims to hunt with Phil "every day." Si and Martin review the Super Bowl halftime show, and the boys share what was on the game-day menu. Martin discovers a newfound respect for parents after a babysitting stint. Si and Martin reveal what Valentine's Day looks like in their marriages. John-David and the boys are pumped about what fishing tournaments mean for West Monroe. And Martin breaks the news to Si that someone caught his infamous 40-year-old fish. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie Robertson tells the story of a mischievous prank he played on Korie early in their marriage. John-David finds out that Willie was shocked by what he left behind in his former Duck Commander office. Willie makes Martin squirm with stories of eel slime, parasites, and lice. Godwin has good reason to think his office furniture is ready for an upgrade. And the boys tackle a fan question about when baptisms can take place. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si gets detained by a game warden and unexpected hilarity ensues. Martin remembers getting the third degree from a Texas game warden. Si hangs out in Nashville with John Schneider and reveals why he won't wear skinny jeans anymore. Stone shares the highlights of their veterans-only hunt. We finally meet Si's buddy Evil Eye. Phil and Miss Kay track down a mystery varmint in their house. And John-David reaches into the mailbag to help a fan figure out what to do with his life. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is not impressed when Phil finally addresses why Phillip McMillan was never invited back to the duck blind. Phil takes on cancel culture with his trusty Bible in hand. Si recalls the 125-pound raccoon he saw. Phil drools over Stone's duck fingers. Martin and Phil are excited for homemade mayhaw jelly. Phil is in a war against flying squirrels ... in his living room. And the boys ask fans to pray for their friend, Travis "T-Bone" Turner, who was diagnosed with cancer. Phil Robertson's new book, "Uncanceled," is available now: https://amzn.to/3B6SgDB - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys have HAD IT with the short lifespans of half the things they buy. Martin shares Jesus with a bot and gears up for opening day of wife season. Si has a wild solution for getting rid of moles on your property. John-David is a sucker for "Shark Tank" products and homemade Bengals hats. Si finally discovers what happened to his beloved dragon jacket. A fan rags on Godwin's goatee, and Si reveals the one kind of facial hair he can't stand. And the boys get deep with a question about whether babies go to heaven when they die. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Only Si Robertson could literally melt his sneakers while being chased by coyotes — at least, that's his story, and he's sticking to it! Jay Stone recalls the creative renditions of dodgeball that got him into trouble during his coaching days. John-David and Si get excited about apes and chupacabras on the loose, and Godwin is back at it with his signature jokes. Jay and Si's "hit list" spells big trouble for local deer. And Si takes us back to the good ol' days of high school football. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si models his snazzy new jacket, and he's got moves! Martin, Godwin, and John-David are grossed out by what Si does with Vicks VapoRub. Si decides he's a "painologist." Martin and Si tell us how they REALLY feel about meatless meat. And Si talks about meeting his wife, his time living in Germany, how to stay childlike and joyful, and what he thinks of Bible movies. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si recalls what Phil did when he found a four-legged critter in his beard. Godwin is BACK, and he and Martin tell funny stories from their trip to Scotland. Si describes what Al saw when he walked by a pond full of crocodiles in Africa. John-David explains the difference between a gorge and a canyon. And Si sets the record straight on whether he was really bitten by a snake 27 times. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si finally reveals what became of his hunting poodle, Killer. Si gets in trouble with security at the racetrack for messing with the scale they use to weigh jockeys. John-David and Martin agree that meals in the U.K. are sorely lacking two important things. Martin recalls being attacked by a vicious ostrich right before another guy got curb stomped by the same bird. The boys talk about what to do when your wife isn't into hunting. And Si tallies up all the ducks he and Phil have killed and eaten. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si shares new details about the show he's working on with Jase and Jep. Martin, Stone, and John-David are in awe of Si's en-Si-clopedic knowledge of everything from giant parrots to penguin poop to constellations. Stone tells a story about Jase's incredible duck-tracking skills. We learn that Si is a BIG fan of Pink. And the boys finally answer the question of whether or not game wardens go to heaven. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is a lemon man in the most extreme way possible. Jay Stone hurts his back thanks to Phil Robertson. In a surprising turn of events, Si bails on duck hunting. Martin and the boys talk about the most ducks and fish they've ever seen. Stone explains what it means to marry someone who can help you get to heaven. John-David's wife learns the hard way that kitchen shortcuts can be risky. And the boys are asked to help name a baby girl. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is about to learn what "swipe right" means when Martin tries to convince him he has a Tinder account. Martin riles up a vocal flock of sandhill crane lovers with a social media post. Si and Jay Stone welcome their buddy Dr. Dean to talk about his suspect medical credentials. Stone can't get enough of Si's morale boosting. John-David explains his problem with the Bengals' "Who Dey" chant. And the boys try to help out a mom whose son is a genius with no common sense. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si Robertson is DONE taking the blame. He's still fired up about what went down in that duck blind 20 years ago, and Stone, John-David, and Phillip can't get enough of it! Stone proves that Phil and Jase are infatuated with misery. Si tells a story about Phil getting mad at Stone, but it's what Si didn't see that gives it a twist ending. And Phillip talks about how to cope with uncertainty about whether a loved one went to heaven. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si has STRONG feelings about how to handle a bully. The boys finally try Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes Ice Cream, and John-David won't let a broken spoon interrupt his review. Martin reveals his New Year's resolution. Si admits what happened when he held Sadie's baby. Si and John-David have very personal advice for a fan whose baby is expected prematurely. And Godwin shares his difficult adoption experience. https://bambee.com/duck - Get your FREE HR audit today! https://mvmt.com/duck — Get 15% OFF today plus FREE shipping and FREE returns! https://truebill.com/duck — Save up to $720 a year with Truebill! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Jay Stone share all the details of their current workout routines, how they trained in the military, and how they maintain their spiritual health in this Duck Call Room takeover by Christian Huff's 4:8 Men Podcast. Stone reveals how he lost 70 pounds and what gave him the motivation to keep it off. He also talks about functional fitness, how he got into boxing, and how Brazilian jiu-jitsu changed his life. Si tells the story of the day he did 350 push-ups and reveals how "Duck Dynasty" solidified his faith. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-4-8-men-podcast/id1592787728 — Check out a new 4:8 Men Podcast with Christian Huff every Friday! https://athleticgreens.com/huff — Get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is about to bring Willie's ban hammer down on him. The boys talk about Christmas gifts, a girl who's creeped out by her mother-in-law, fishing tips, Godwin's smoked bologna, and the secret to eating leftover fried shrimp. There's one piece of fishing equipment Stone adamantly opposes. Stone's waders fill up with liquid, but it's not water. The boys shout out the only man they know who can cut a steak on his belly. Stone demos the new Phil Robertson Pro Series duck call. And John-David asks everyone for their New Year's resolutions. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie kicks Miss Kay out of the room she's been using at Duck Commander, but now she's about to get her way like a BOSS. Kay reveals what she's giving Phil for Christmas and has the boys in stitches over her unexpected reason for taking in rescue dogs. Uncle Si, Martin, and John-David drool over Kay's cooking — especially the Swiss steak, spaghetti sauce, and pies — but there are a few recipes Phil insists on taking over from her. And Kay shares some of her favorite memories of Si. Subscribe to Christian Huff's new podcast, and catch a new episode with Uncle Si and Jay Stone on Friday 12/24: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-4-8-men-podcast/id1592787728 https://OmegaXL.com/DUCK — Buy one bottle and get the second bottle FREE! https://americanscroll.com — Get 20% off Uncle Si Approved tees & more with code USA20! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si tells the most hilarious, mischievous, and painful stories from the childhood games he played with his brothers. The boys wonder if the Robertson boys were being tough or just dumb. Martin calls out Phillip for being sneaky good at pool, and Si talks about finishing a game using a mop handle for a pool cue. Phillip bets John-David that he can rip a phonebook in half. Challenge accepted! Si talks about his Uncle Marvin’s unusual health problem that came from eating lots of ducks. And the boys answer questions about tattoos, celebrity pastors, and grown men playing video games. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay gave Uncle Si a jacket he LOVED, but she may have neglected to mention why his name was really on it. Si has a new way to ride to the deer stand — powered by Stone. Si finally puts his big miss behind him with two more deer, and BK gets excited — in her own way — when she kills her first mallard drake. Stone demonstrates why Si's not allowed to blow a duck call when they hunt. Si believes the pristine mud of North Arkansas may have healing properties. John-David brings us a question from a sorority sister. And the boys weigh in on getting baptized a second time. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When Si quit his job at Duck Commander, he did it in true Si Robertson style. Willie Robertson drops by with some new headgear. John-David shows off his favorite Christmas T-shirt and has the boys seeing double. Si gets a bell upgrade from a fan. Martin admits he's fallen out of boats more than most people. The boys share stories of hunting with Phil Robertson that left them in awe. Martin and Godwin have plenty of advice for a balding fan. And Si cuts to the chase about what it means to be a player. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si makes it his mission to reproduce his mama's duck and dressing recipe, but Martin isn't convinced the secret ingredient is a winner. The boys are prepping for Christmas, remembering the greatest story ever told, and wondering what Jesus was like as a toddler. Si offers his insight on being rich vs. being poor. Martin and Willie just judged a sausage contest at the SEC Championship. Godwin is trying to decide what to cook tonight, the guys all share their grandparents' affinity for cornbread, and John-David reads an email from a fan looking for advice on dealing with anger issues. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si admits he and Jase Robertson are basically the same person ... with one glaring difference. But first, Stone tells us how he REALLY feels about dead weight in the duck blind. Martin breaks down the rules about when to call someone sir or ma'am. Stone figures out how to make duck taste like beef. Dogs and old men are highly entertaining in the duck blind this year, and one dog looks a lot like Si! Stone's scariest drill sergeants were women. And John-David reads a fan question about Jase's coolness. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys take a look at all the inappropriate pics fans are sending in. Godwin reveals his recipe for Dorito fish and John-David wants a NASCAR-style gas station so he doesn’t have to wait for gas. Si drops some serious wisdom about how to deal with fear of death. Martin answers a question about how to keep your duck call from freezing. And the boys offer tips on how to lead your family spiritually. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie appears on “The Masked Singer” and the boys have plenty to say about his new attitude. Phil’s new dog isn’t much of a duck dog, but he'll clean your duck blind. Stone can't convince Phil that dogs don’t speak English. Si talks about how his weenie dog died and how he could have followed suit if he’d have made the wrong move. Si also gets into his battle with a former girlfriend's chihuahua and gives some “don’t ever do” advice about hornets. John-David shares fan stories of their first kills and answers questions about hunting other people’s land and finding the right church. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys run smack into a mother-in-law trap set by a fan. But first, Si is fixin' to pig out on Thanksgiving. Phil Robertson's new dog is more interested in shells than ducks, but Martin defends the pup's honor. Si quit cooking for the holidays after a Thanksgiving chili incident. Godwin shares his turkey recipe. The boys talk about what they want for Christmas, add "that's a gar" to the Official Duck Call Room Glossary, and realize their redneck definition of "kolach" is a little off. And John-David reveals the unusual Thanksgiving meal that tops his list of favorites. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si tells the true story of the time Phil Robertson put Miss Kay in a headlock and lived to tell the tale. Godwin has never been this fired up, but the boys finally figured out what grinds his gears: stupidity. John-David admits he joined a lawsuit against a popular energy drink company. Oprah's Favorite Things don't hold a candle to Martin's. A fan outs Phillip McMillan as a member of a breakdancing group. And the boys settle the age-old question: Is it OK to talk with your wife while you're on the toilet? - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys debate the merits of can-shaped cranberry sauce, mac and cheese, sweet potato casserole, dressing, green bean casserole, and other Thanksgiving foods. John-David discovers each state's favorites, and there's one dish no one can believe Si likes to eat. Si tells the story of his best opening day of duck season, and it has surprisingly little to do with ducks. Martin's Hunting Etiquette School is in session. Phillip shares the priceless reaction he had when he found out his wife was pregnant. And the boys make a baby announcement! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si relives his earliest hunting experience and shares his secret to great fishing. Martin’s first solo fishing trip ended with a hook in his finger, and Godwin’s first deer kill ended with a whupping from his dad. John-David tells the story of his first deer kill (which wasn't that long ago!) and shares LOTS of fans' photos of their first kills. Si reveals his favorite Christmas movie. And the boys try to figure out how soon is TOO soon to decorate for Christmas. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys salute America's veterans and tell war stories you've never heard before. Stone remembers his grandfather telling him about storming the beaches of Normandy, and then he delivers a righteous rant about the tremendous sense of entitlement in our country today. The boys share some of their favorite "Duck Dynasty" moments — including what you didn't see. BK scares her mom half to death with an epic prank. And Phil Robertson makes a surprise call to the Duck Call Room. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si welcomes the surprise visitor you've all been waiting for, and she has everyone seeing double! But first, Martin's grandparents kept them warm in the deer stand with toilet paper, and Godwin's dad had an even more unconventional method of keeping his feet warm. Si doesn't believe ducks are flared by fire. John-David is nervous about his appearance on local TV news. The boys tell their funniest hunting stories and share their favorite snacks. And everyone is inspired by a fan who turned her life around after watching "Duck Dynasty." - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si's Unbelievable Dream Vacation Si and the boys answer YOUR questions: What's your dream vacation? What's your favorite place to go? What are your Thanksgiving and Christmas traditions? What's the most memorable lesson you learned from your dad? And what's your favorite Bible verse? The boys have strong feelings about the right way to cook eggs, biscuits, and meringue. And Si gets in a story about the roaring deer he saw in Germany. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phil Robertson is NOT someone you want to get in a boat with, and Jay Stone and some corporate bigwigs have the near-drowning story to prove it. Martin and Stone talk about the perils of navigating the floodwaters during duck season. Si sports his new hat, and John-David can’t tell if we're seeing a raccoon tail or Si’s ponytail. The boys tip their hats to a group of dads who went ALL IN on getting local high school kids back on track. Stone rants about litter and road signs getting shot up. And when John-David leads the boys into a conversation about how to handle the death of a loved one, Martin and Si drop a whole lot of wisdom. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie Robertson relives the funniest highlights and lowlights of 8+ years with John-David as his assistant. John-David talks about why he called it quits at Duck Commander. Willie and John-David remember years of breaking into hotel rooms, almost dying with strangers, and ending up on the sidelines at a Saints game. John-David reveals the coolest thing he did with Willie, and he shares the story behind the ultimate selfie, featuring Larry the Cable Guy, Justin Timberlake, Alfonso Ribeiro, David Ross, Dennis Haysbert, Willie Robertson, and ... Bill Clinton. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si has some explaining to do! Jay Stone unveils the hilarious video evidence of Si's recent goof-up in the deer stand. Martin and Stone reminisce about watching wrestling when they were kids, and they all get into what their finishing moves would be if they wrestled. John-David is making progress in Stone’s House of Pain. The boys agree that Phil loves making little kids and grown men cry. John-David reveals Si’s secret generosity, and the guys tell the story of a fistfight that nearly broke out between Jase and Si. Duck Call Room episode 80 is sponsored by: https://joincrowdhealth.com/fit — Get 1 month FREE + an Apple Watch with promo code DUCK! https://mvmt.com/duck — Get 15% OFF today plus FREE shipping and FREE returns! https://samaritanspurse.org/duck — Find out how you can get involved with this awesome ministry! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si convinces a waitress he’s homeless. Godwin meets a fan at a gas station and gets a gift that keeps on giving. Si is on a biology kick and shares the coolest facts about the animal kingdom. Martin expresses his love for Buc-ee's. John-David takes a trip to the zoo and reignites the black panther debate after Si misidentifies an animal. The listeners alert the guys to a new treat that will make the holidays a little sweeter, and the boys pick their wrestling entrance themes. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si says he doesn’t shoot the big bucks because they aren’t as good to eat, but Martin and Jay Stone know the real reason. Stone takes Si and BK on a youth and veteran deer hunt and reveals the secret to tender, juicy deer steaks. He also shares the one thing you never say to Phil. Si tells the hilarious story of what happened to the persistent vacuum salesman who wouldn't stop pestering his mom. And Stone delivers some cold, hard truths when John-David tosses him questions about how to stay motivated to work out and what to eat to lose weight. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si reveals the identity of his true soulmate and wonders if you get extra airline miles when you ride a wheelchair through the airport. Martin has LOTS to say about traveling with Phillip, Phillip's strange relationship with food, and the bizarre thing he put in his suitcase. Si only orders off-menu. The boys answer questions from Martin’s Instagram about dating and the best and worst Halloween candy. And John-David has an email with stories about "Psycho Si" from before the Duck Dynasty days. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si once stole the car from "The Dukes of Hazzard." Si's wife can't keep her hands off the Bod, Martin reaches the pinnacle of redneckdom, and Godwin shares his gourmet hot dog recipe. Si is convinced Honey Boo Boo is from Australia, and the boys reveal their favorite TV shows. Si and John-David do their best Bret Michaels impressions in their first Poison duet. John-David announces the official verdict on Si's bell. Si shocks everyone with his hot dog condiment of choice, and Godwin has quite a unique take on grapefruit. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys dive into your wildest conspiracy theories, including what the pyramids really are, the flat earth theory, and one about Donald Trump's uncle, lizard people, a time machine, and Queen Elizabeth. But first, Godwin stars in the coolest fan art ever. (Thanks, Mickey!) John-David has never been more embarrassed in his life. Martin says the ivory-billed woodpecker is extinct, but Si's not so sure. Godwin and John-David ponder words in the English language that make you go "hmm." And Si offers up his ruling on another unexpected food combo: Oreos and salsa. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si takes drag racing to a whole new level and tries to solve the case of his missing bell. Al Robertson and his wardrobe choices are the target of an impromptu roast, and Phillip catches Al in a big "oops" moment. Si is fascinated by the idea of milking the genetic horror known as the spider goat, and Martin and John-David have way more questions than answers about the goat AND Si. The boys talk about the first jobs they ever had. And Si shares his favorite pork-chop recipe. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is truly baffled by what some people do when they're alone in their cars. Stone has a few bones to pick with idiot drivers, and he and Si play the "idiot game." Si reveals his biggest pet peeve. A bold group of high school athletes gets the boys talking about prayer in school. Si says it's biblical to pay NCAA players. And Martin gives a fan crucial advice about how to avoid bathroom emergencies when you're away from home base. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si wore a straitjacket while covering a Garth Brooks song at a Prince tribute show, and the boys can't get enough of it. Stone runs down the many negatives of hunting during teal season, and that leads Si into a story about the biggest his butt has ever been. John-David gives an update on his progress in Stone’s “House of Pain.” The boys reveal their best hunting bloopers, and they all have one … or two! Martin puts Si’s black panther knowledge to the test. And Stone gets choked out by a woman. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si gets stranded at the airport, and unbeknownst to him, his layover antics are caught on camera! Martin kills a rattlesnake with a fishing pole. Godwin is VERY particular about his wardrobe choices. Si attempts osmosis as a new way to share the Gospel and reveals his plan to become an interdimensional being. John-David shares a fan's ingenious “snackle box." And a very strange food suggestion piques Martin's interest. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is still a little fired up over the time he wasn't allowed to board a flight home. He also proves he and Phil will hunt ANYTHING. John-David learns that pigeon hunting is a thing and Godwin wants to know why refrigerator light bulbs never burn out. John-David dives headfirst into the Denver airport conspiracy theory and serves up some goodies from the "That's Not How Mama Made It" files. And Godwin lays down some wisdom on how to keep the fire burning in your marriage. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si reveals Phil Robertson’s secret to knowing if it's going to be a good day for duck hunting. Martin explains why he doesn’t like hunting with Phil. With teal season officially here, Martin has the boys scratching their heads when he says his crew shot sixteen and caught 8. Phillip gets a miraculous message from a fan who Si prayed for. And John-David sifts through the inbox to tackle questions about favorite English foods, how to get on the path to Jesus, and how to find the right church. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's idea of a bubble bath is disturbingly hilarious. John-David gives a report from his first day in Jay Stone’s House of Pain. Si says “we” have been getting ready for deer season, but that "we" is highly questionable. Martin describes the worst thing he ever smelled, but it’s not a what — it's a who. Si shares the secret weapon that has all the ladies telling him how great he smells. The boys talk about the things you don’t want to find in your duck blind and Phil’s duck hunting strategy. Stone and Martin remember the greatest duck whacking of all time and reveal who killed the most banded ducks. And the boys encourage a listener on his incredible weight loss. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is all about getting swole, and Martin wonders how many times one person can have a midlife crisis. Godwin gets tricked into ordering a "dessert steak" covered in sugar. Si may be the only person ever to kill ducks with blanks in his gun. Martin wants to get Si into bright-colored tights for a workout video. Si gets serious and delivers a message everyone needs to hear about gratitude and holding on to joy and wonder. And John-David awards avocados a dubious honor. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices