Duck Call Room

The boys are in touch with their emotions as they share their feelings about their “better halves” and how to keep the romance alive even after decades of marriage. Uncle Si and Godwin reveal their beliefs in soulmates, and the recent Congressional hearing about aliens has Si’s conspiracy juices flowing. John-David can’t imagine being married to someone just like himself, and Martin and Si give insight into how they keep romance and dating alive in their marriages. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has a lot to say about the current state America’s in, but that doesn’t stop him from encouraging young people to get out there and start living. The boys express support for their friend Jason Aldean amid controversy over his chart-topping song. Martin shares some facts about napping and comes to the conclusion that not only should he pick up the habit, but Si may have gained a huge benefit from it. Stone gives advice on how to get a high-grade woman, and John-David recalls a time when his violent bodily functions took over at a famous landmark. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si seems to be living in a dream world, from his crazy dream to his impossible drive on a golf course. Phillip elaborates on the subject of the best Si “handler” between him and Jay Stone, and it’s more complicated than you’d think! John-David’s got beef with the local zoo’s new attraction, and Martin has some doubts about the weekend activities of their producer. Si is surprised that someone didn’t like black walnut ice cream, and the boys give advice to several young men facing problems in their dating life. John-David reveals his complicated ancestry that involves a pair of brothers marrying a pair of sisters, but some young listeners are in the same boat! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Justin Martin relives teaching Chris Pratt to hunt bullfrogs right in the bayous of West Monroe. The boys recall their experiences rubbing elbows with celebrities from the Undertaker to Richard Petty to Chuck Norris. Uncle Si is jealous of Martin when the “real” Little Debbie slides into Martin’s DMs with an invitation for a factory tour. Phillip reveals the time he was most terrified to be in Si’s presence, and Godwin recalls the puzzling reverse burglary he experienced. Guest Jordan Summit fills the boys in on the Camp Ch-Yo-Ca Sportsman’s Camp he organizes every summer: https://campchyoca.org/sportsmans-camp-page - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin receives some great news about his health journey for the past year! Uncle Si is relieved to hear that Martin’s thief has been identified, even though he hasn’t been arrested yet. Martin and John-David just can’t come to common ground on their feelings about Brazilian steakhouses. The boys are baffled by the “Barbenheimer” trend, and Si thinks that Godwin might actually be able to write the best romance novel ever! Si gets philosophical about his days on “Duck Dynasty” and his relationship with his fans. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si can’t believe the dumb thief who comes nightly to Justin Martin’s shed. He’s got a few suggestions to keep the lowly thief away! Jay Stone tells a hilarious story about a purple belt in his jiu jitsu class who left Burly begging for mercy — and she’s a girl! John-David gives a small update on the Honey Hole thief and Martin is incensed about his nefarious nightly visitor. The boys discuss the chances of Joe Exotic becoming president and give relationship advice to several young men needing it…though perhaps they got more than they bargained for by asking the opinionated Duck Call Room crew! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s personal fact-checker Christine dishes the goods on subjects like Si’s military career, his fame, some of his fatherhood blunders and their upcoming, action-packed tropical vacation. Si remembers the last time he was in Hawaii for ‘Duck Dynasty’ and the results of his surfing lessons. Phillip recalls the time Si and Christine didn’t wake up from their naps even though Phillip was afraid their plane was about to crash! John-David also has some horror stories from the skies during his time as Willie’s assistant. Phillip and John-David lose their minds over some of Si and Christine’s shenanigans in Germany, one of which resulted in them leaving their daughter behind in a foreign country! These days, she can’t help but sing her dad’s praises to all of her students. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si learns the hidden history of the Duck Commander warehouse and how John-David’s family was essential to its purchase. Godwin learns he has to miss out on the new Little Debbie Park in Tennessee, and he mumbles his disagreement with the boys who accuse him of mumbling. Si’s recent PBS watch has him pitting unlikely creatures against each other, at least in his mind. Martin gives some advice to a young man whose manhood is on the line as he wonders if he should take a girl on a date in his beat up truck or her sleek BMW. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si gets an offer from Phillip to be his new night security guard when several of Phillip’s neighbors are robbed. Martin and John-David come up with a great prank after hearing about Phillip's new security cameras. The boys think Si would have a hard time joining the workforce these days since he has no filter for his words, but Phillip wonders if he hasn't been like that pretty much his whole life? John-David relives a hilarious tale about a childhood fight with a twist ending because of some advice he received from his dad. The boys give all kinds of advice to a young man with a coffee shop love story, and they try to tackle a complicated issue by giving advice to a woman whose relationship is a little off-balance. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys caught a sneak peek of the Robertson origin story, "The Blind," and for once, Si was speechless! (Though he thinks a certain classic rock song would have made the whole thing better.) Stone and John-David were pleasantly surprised at how well-made the movie was, and they both admit to getting choked up during the experience! Si and Stone’s fishing stories make Godwin excited to hit the water again ASAP, and the boys figure out exactly how they feel about people who exclusively back into parking spaces. "The Blind" hits theaters Sept. 28th. Get your tickets now and find out how to bring "The Blind" to your church: https://TheBlindMovie.com - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has been like Miss Kay’s little brother for over 60 years, and they certainly act like it! They make a great team, whether they’re bickering with each other like an old married couple or teaming up to poke fun at another family member. Their decades-long friendship is hilarious, lovable, and unlike any other! Some of our favorite episodes are when Miss Kay stops by, and these stories are the best of the best. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s tall tale about his appetite leads the boys to explore the realm of competitive eating. John-David and Martin recall their own eating contest and how it ruined them on that food forever. Phillip has been thinking deeply about a Bible story from the book of Luke, and wants the boys’ opinion on it. Uncle Si gets fired up talking about the Lord and the importance of Christian community. Martin and John-David have some strong advice for a fan who’s wasting time on his honeymoon sending them emails! The boys reminisce about their first wedding anniversaries and the gifts they gave to their wives. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Love is in the air as Godwin and Martin’s wives give out the goods on both their marriage successes and the fights they’ve gotten into in the past. According to Godwin, Martin’s day of reckoning is upon him as his medical procedure draws closer. Brittany couldn’t be happier about it, but even Uncle Si’s own revelation can’t convince Godwin that it’s okay. The boys confess their favorite things about their wives, and Uncle Si remembers how he learned about romance from his parents’ relationship. Plus, Paula gives the REAL story behind all the body slamming talk! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin shocks the room with a video of a highly unusual “educational moment” with one of his sons. Uncle Si gives the boys a few lessons about swamp critters, but John-David comes back with a marine creature that Si can’t believe exists! Godwin isn’t on good terms with Siri right now and thinks she needs an attitude adjustment. Martin fondly remembers his time fishing with freediving spear fishermen, though he was too scared to get in the water himself. Si heard about a new way to order steak and a restaurant and he can’t wait to try it out! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Korie Robertson thinks she and Willie might be facing a midlife crisis! Her solution is to buy herself a new minivan, while Willie’s solution is to try out a new look that Korie isn’t so sure she likes. Martin suspects that she’s reliving her glory days as a young mom instead of a grandma! John-David thinks he might need to get himself a minivan too. Si opens the door for Korie to tell what she really thinks of Willie’s various famous hairstyles and the boys just HAVE to find out Korie’s opinion on body slamming of someone as a show of affection. Her advice is right on the money! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si's wife, Christine, knows exactly how to push his buttons. Si and Phil share lots of family traits, but probably not for the reasons you’d think! Martin received a pic of Phil that he can’t help but make fun of, and Si has come up with an accurate and descriptive nickname for Phil’s grotesque feet. John-David accidentally started a smackdown between his boys when he let them watch “Nacho Libre.” Stone relives his glory days tormenting those around him with bottle rockets and roman candles, plus he finally sheds some light on the wreck Phil and Kay were involved in. The boys hear back from a fan that they advised to body slam his woman to win her heart, but did it actually work?! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si had an eventful evening that led to a surprise encounter with the State Police and so did Phil! John-David and his family were entertained and disgusted by some zoo animals during their latest visit, and Phillip is a fountain of information about the names of animal groupings. Martin is very disappointed in John-David over a missed opportunity for a prank at Jep’s daughter’s wedding reception. The mailbag has the boys give some marriage advice to a couple looking to tie the knot after a brief dating period and have a good laugh over a couple who got a surprise pedicure together. A fan writes in with a story about someone you’d never want to suffer the “yips” – a nurse! -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si explores some of his life’s greatest regrets, including how he treated Phil during his wild days and his behavior in Vietnam. Al Robertson gives the boys the lowdown on the weird and wacky journey from West Monroe to the K-Love Awards in Nashville. The event itself was packed with hilarious moments, from Jase nominating himself to give a speech to Phil getting lost on the way to the stage. Martin and Si decide they’re gonna have a go at winning that award for the “Duck Call Room” next year! The boys choose the songs they’d perform at the Super Bowl, with Godwin going religious and John-David going with a country classic. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si can’t wait to check out the pics of Jase’s latest impressive beachfront catch! Martin shows off his extra crispy feet from his weekend excursion and John David issues a PSA about dangerous dares in the middle of the sea. Jay tells the boys about Phil’s complicated relationship with Alexa and how he determined that she’s an atheist. A question from the mailbox leads Si to give some stern advice about avoiding your civic duty. Plus, Si relates a hilarious story about what happened the last time he drew jury duty himself! -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys get into the nitty gritty about their wives’ annoying habits and how their boats help them cope. Martin recently had some truck trouble at the worst moment possible. John-David’s faith in the next generation is restored after some entrepreneurial kids found an interesting way to fund their fishing habit. If Si ever gets hold of a time machine, he’s got his plan already figured out! Martin requests the prayers of fans and friends alike for a member of the old “Duck Dynasty” production crew who’s battling cancer. Godwin gives some hilarious (if not very useful) advice to a fan whose girlfriend whose idea of date night is a little…aggressive! -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si gets a Si-choanalysis from Phillip about an embarrassing performance issue he’s been having! But it takes Martin and John-David all of 30 seconds to diagnose Si with the dreaded "yips,” even though you’re not supposed to talk about them out loud! The boys reveal their own experiences with the yips and how they were able to break free. John-David shows some wholesome photos from a recent family fishing adventure. The boys congratulate a father and daughter on their commitment to Christ, and they give advice to a young man who feels that his girlfriend is spiritually out of his league. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie & John-David are eager to show off their matching mullets! Which inspires Si to relive the terrible haircuts of his childhood and military career. Martin and Willie discuss the importance of projects like Willie’s latest endeavor “His Story: The Musical” since going door-to-door, even to share the Gospel, can be dangerous these days. Willie spent the morning welcoming his 6th grandchild into the world, a fact that deeply impresses Martin! Si uses his hard-earned bragging rights to taunt Willie about the recent poker game where Si went home with pockets full of Willie’s money. Plus, what about that time Korie saved Willie from a potentially dangerous encounter with a stalker?? Vote for "Unashamed" as K-LOVE's podcast of the year by FRIDAY 5/26: https://www.klovefanawards.com/vote -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si has some choice words to say to the shoplifter of John-David's business. Si and Martin reminisce about their own good, bad and ugly customer service moments, with the best one coming from Phil's days as the Duck Commander owner. John-David's devoted Facebook followers help him track down a thief. Uncle Si has discovered a dangerous new sport that makes Martin shiver, in more ways than one. Jay nearly got his butt whooped by Burly on the jiu jitsu mat, but he's decided to be a good sport about it. The boys answer some interesting listener questions about redneck engineering, a blind but successful hunter, and the NICU. Vote for "Unashamed" as K-LOVE's podcast of the year by FRIDAY 5/26: https://www.klovefanawards.com/vote -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is back from Texas where he tried the brisket that John-David and Willie had been raving about ... but he declares it "edible" and won't give John-David the satisfaction he wants. The boys are surprised when they find out that Si and Christine love going to Olive Garden and Martin talks about how hard it is to get into any new restaurant in West Monroe. Godwin and John-David are excited for an adorable fan's Buc-ee's themed birthday party. Si challenges us all to get "united" back in the United States! John-David shows some interesting taxidermy and Si shocks the room with a story of his favorite dog memory which immediately takes a left turn and the boys try to lighten the mood with their favorite dog stories instead. And did Si and Phil's childhood dog ACTUALLY know how to talk? Because that's what Si's mama claimed. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You've never seen all the boys so gleefully excited about their special guest in today's show — but will Uncle Si actually let him speak? Burly — a true Renaissance Man as John-David says — has been rolling with Phil since the 1970s, he's featured in a lot of the early "Duckmen" videos, and has been a key part of all that Phil does all year-round. The boys ALL have stories that include Burly and their memories are fired up today! Burly talks about Phil's dog, Blue, and how he was a great retriever but had terrible manners ... and how Jase should never own dogs of his own. Burly and Jay laugh at how Phil has a habit of running people either out of the state, into ministry, or both. Jay is excited to take Burly to jiu-jitsu and Martin explains his diet when he was at his heaviest and what he did to change his lifestyle when a fan emails in how she lost 223 lbs. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phillip found the COOLEST gift for Si's domino games and this artifact from 1876 has some pretty interesting history behind it. Si is going to Longview, Texas where John-David GUARANTEES he'll have the best brisket of his life that had Willie and even former President George W. Bush hooked. Martin remembers a time Si shocked him on the basketball court, which then has Si ranting about Shaq. John-David shows Martin and Phillip food creations that they've never seen before, but gets them super hungry. Martin explains his mouth-watering chicken brake pads recipe and a fan sends in some quick math to tell everyone how many total minutes they've recorded in the Duck Call Room. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si is once again spitting facts left and right from his vast PBS knowledge: whether it's about the moon or how fast the Earth moves compared to the moon and vice-versa. Martin is upset with Si for declining a ride of a lifetime with the Blue Angels. The boys are freaked out by Godwin's desire to go skydiving and Si says he'd only join him on ONE condition. John-David goes full nerd mode when he talks about some of the cool videos he's watched by Mark Rober and Si shocks the room when he reveals he LOVES watching those videos. Godwin spills his secret fish fry recipe and the boys give advice for a fan asking for side hustle advice to help make ends meet. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May the fourth be with you as Jay and Uncle Si have their minds blown when they learn that Star Wars has a day! Jay is in trouble with his wife due to some things that were said on the podcast and Si learns that Miss Kay hides her fried pies from him. Martin makes fun of Godwin's accent and surprises everyone when they learn Godwin has a Cameo account — but why does Mountain Man have a better rating? Martin shows Si a picture of Brittany's new slithery scarf while she was in New Orleans which freaks him out. The boys give their best advice for those who get stage fright when using a public bathroom for a number 2 and then they share their thoughts about the "rules" for baptizing someone very close to you. And finally, how should husbands best help when their wives are having a bad pregnancy? -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin can't believe it when Phillip talks about his days of running from the police and the boys listen to a recent clip from "The Joe Rogan Experience" of a man that used to hunt with Uncle Si and Phil. Dan Flores is a well-known writer and historian and went to high school with Si and Phil too and he has some stories! John-David has a special announcement that may or may not have something to do with the much anticipated movie "The Blind" which is the origin story of the Robertson family. The fans ask for some clarification on if they're still a "yankee", if any of the boys have ever accidentally broken equipment before it got to live its full life, and how to best spread the truth about Jesus to someone who is older than you. The Joe Rogan Experience | Spotify | April 25, 2023 Check out episode #1975 of The Joe Rogan Experience here — https://open.spotify.com/episode/2iDH4bqLQkW9XAYwxbmC9A?si=84c3910c7a17418c Check out TheBlindMovie.com for updates for the upcoming movie "The Blind." -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A bunch of Si's favorite people have gathered to wish him a happy 75th birthday and eat some of Anna Stone's special cake. Miss Kay, Martin, Stone, Phillip, Godwin and John-David are sharing their favorite memories with Si, plus encouraging him with what he means to them and how he continues to inspire them. Then some new fishing friends — Jacob Wheeler and Dustin Connell — hear some of Si's best yarns for the first time. And don't miss a special appearance by Si's favorite hunting and fishing buddy, BK (Bullfrog)! -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie Robertson & his bandana are back in the duck call room! Uncle Si and Willie try to decide if they're "normal" or "weird." Martin explains why he IS weird and doesn't even hide it half the time. John-David surprises Willie when he tells him where his turtles are ACTUALLY going. Korie is NOT happy about Willie's bandana being back, but Willie admits he loves watching how much she hates it. The boys all make fun of Willie's old flame boots which gets him talking about why he bought them in the first place. Plus, what's the new musical Willie and Korie have been busy producing? John-David asks Willie what his favorite part about being a grandpa "Dubs" is and the boys give advice to someone wanting to start a small business. - https://hisstorythemusical.com/ — Get your tickets to the new musical Willie & Korie are producing! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si LOVES him some karaoke — did you know he sang with Billy Ray Cyrus at the Grand Ole Opry? We have video! Martin and John-David are in disbelief that Si was deemed the best-dressed man in all of Nashville, and Stone talks about his new turtle relocation job for Willie, which basically means putting all the turtles in John-David's pond instead. Stone and Martin have a great idea for a good prank to pull on Jase — a little payback for all the "poaching" Jase has done in Willie's pond over the years. Si thought he saw John-David's dad, "Big Dave," on the side of the road, but John-David has a few issues with Si's sighting. Martin and Si disagree on what to tell a fan about staying at his current job or going for a better one where he can see a girl he likes. And the boys all weigh in on what "being a man" means — even if you're not a "a big, angry lumberjack fueled with diesel testosterone." -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys are joined by a "Duck Dynasty" legend and one of their most requested guests — a man who's about to leave Louisiana for good. Si talks about his favorite memory of "Duck Dynasty" with this special guest and tells us how a squirrel can change your life forever. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys are in awe at the remodel of the duck call room. They get into how John-David almost ruined Easter and Willie's unconventional way of cooking meat! Si and Martin tease Godwin about the muddy mess he found himself in last week — and thank goodness Jay Stone was there to capture it on video! Martin and John-David nerd out about driving tanks and try to convince Si to take one out for a spin for his 75th birthday party. Godwin and Si have a great time making fun of all the taxidermy that you guys have sent in from shoulder mounts to crazy-eyed creations. Plus, the boys share their takes on the best trucks. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si and the boys crash Sadie Robertson Huff's set to talk about all things breakfast and snacks because, let's face it, who doesn't love breakfast food for dinner? Phillip tells everyone about his most recent adventure to London where he visited his son who's stationed there, and of course, he has some complaints about the food. Si and Martin still can't believe Europeans don't understand what "more ice" means. John-David has his "Oh that reminds me..." moment and tells everyone about the Si look-alike he met the other day. Martin is excited for his kids to bring in all the critters and scare Brittany with them, and later gets excited to give advice on how to correctly raise box turtles. And finally, the boys have advice for any man who makes less money than his wife. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si doesn't wash his tea mug and lid enough — or at least that's what it looks like, but Si has a different story. Martin is excited that his kids are growing up, but Si and Stone explain the horrors of puberty to him and to not get his hopes up too much just yet. Some fans from Detroit drop in and ask Si about "Duck Dynasty" days like what his favorite episode to record was. And does Mountain Man REALLY take his time with everything like he did in the show? This prompts some hilarious impressions and even leads to a call with the man himself! The boys encourage a fan who recently lost his brother. And finally, they give advice to a husband who claims to be selfish and asks for help in how to be better. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si invites Miss Kay and, yes, they still argue and act like siblings, but this time it's in front of a live audience as the episode is recorded in a new place that ANYONE can see at Duck Commander. Miss Kay has a brand-new arm injury courtesy of dear Bobo, and the boys have a great idea for what she should do about future pets. Si and Miss Kay dive into their old outlaw days where Si would steal produce and Miss Kay would be the getaway driver. Martin takes this opportunity to embarrass Kay any way he can and spills the ways Willie loves to try and embarrass his mom. John-David finds the old reed machine Si worked on for so many years — and now understands why Si needed a nap break every day! Plus, why is a hog decoy in the tour room? --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys have a redneck FREAK OUT when Godwin gets a surprise phone call from Bill Dance. Martin gets a special delivery of his favorite snacks which he shares with everyone — except Godwin — and even tries pairing one with a bottle of W Sauce on a dare. Si discovers a new favorite dessert snack. Godwin is shocked at how many people come up to him who talk about the podcast and not "Duck Dynasty." John-David encourages an audience member who wrote in asking if it's the Christian thing to do to ask for a raise at work. Plus, another viewer wonders why the Christian community is often their own worst enemy? -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si calls Jep and Jessica Robertson into the duck call room so he can personally ask them what happened in that limo. Martin hypes up Jep about his son playing flag football and even says he could go pro! Jep talks about how hard his old food truck business was and how the TV crew of "Duck Family Treasure" refused to drive him home from Houston because he was sick. Jep bemoans the sad state of toilet paper quality in hotels across the country. Jep and Jessica talk about their adoption journey with their son, Gus, and share encouragement for anyone considering this step for their family. Martin asks Jep and Jessica fan questions like if they would dye their hair matching colors — and which Robertson man dyes his beard! Plus, who are their celebrity crushes? Jep's answer shocked the room. Learn more about All God's Children International and become a Cycle Breaker today! https://allgodschildren.org/cyclebreaker/ -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si has a BIG scoop on which Robertson wife broke wind TWICE during a car ride in NYC. Plus, why is Phillip taking advice from a bathroom attendant in Miami? Martin and John-David want to create brackets for the best snacks, and they rate the best bathrooms from all over the world. The boys are shocked into silence when John-David declares the "best" snack out there. Phillip tries to get the boys to agree that marshmallow Easter candies are delicious. The boys discuss troublesome dumps, and Si has a hard-and-fast rule for hunters: Don't take a crap in a man's deer stand or duck blind! Si marvels at God's sense of humor. John-David gives great advice to a fan planning a worship event. And Martin and Si share encouragement for anyone going through a difficult time in their marriage. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out what Uncle Si and Jay Stone were excited to talk about from their time being on the "Unashamed" podcast with Phil, Jase, & Al Robertson. John-David tells everyone how his kids had never heard of "Duck Dynasty" before their recent vacation. Plus, what does he know about Phil's new movie "The Blind?" Si admires Phil for putting a dark chapter of his life on the big-screen for the whole world to see. Martin explains what north Louisiana dressing is to fans from Wisconsin and the boys discuss bad taxidermy even if it's supposed to look like a black panther. Plus, they want to see the worst taxidermy YOU'VE ever seen — send in your photos! "The Blind" hits theaters this fall. Get updates, trailers, behind-the-scenes moments, and special opportunities here: https://theblindmovie.com -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin learns about Si's way of doing colonoscopies, and this makes him VERY uncomfortable. Martin spirals into a full-blown panic when he severs his internet cables in an unfortunate lawn-mowing incident. Si boasts about "robo-killing" unknown callers to his home phone, and that has the boys wondering how many great things Si missed out on because he hung up too fast. Godwin forgot the essentials for his last event. Si asks everyone what God looks like to them and reveals his "Star Trek" take. Martin and John-David talk about their favorite food to eat cold. And Martin and John-David give advice to a father who isn't taking care of essential responsibilities around the house. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si shocks the room into silence when he recalls what he had to do for his latest colonoscopy procedure, but everyone agrees it's an important step to take care of your health. Martin and Jay share their funniest game warden stories, and John-David tells everyone about Jase's hacked Twitter account. Si has a new "fact" about Koh-RE-a to share with the boys. John-David is back from his trip to NASA, and Jay is absolutely stunned to hear Si's conspiracy theories about the moon landing ... and other events. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's truthsayer and wife — and the only woman his mother ever liked — Miss Christine, is back to shed more light on the many Si stories we've heard. For example, why did Si actually quit college the seventh time? She's also here to correct the record: She and Si have had difficult times in their marriage too, but there's no one in the world she'd rather be with — they're best friends and each other's person. Phillip remembers when he spent three days in the hospital watching out for Christine because Si can't handle hospitals. Si and Martin recall the maddest they've ever seen Phil during Si and Jase’s most famous fight. Si and Christine share encouragement for military families to be sure that the time you're together is quality time! Plus, why did Phil nickname Si "perch mouth?" And is anyone TRULY surprised that Si was a mama's boy? -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si can't believe it when John-David updates him about the Daylight Savings Time rumors. The boys get into a debate about what you can and can't do inside of pools: Does everyone pee in swimming pools? Or is that just rednecks? Martin confesses he hates lazy rivers. Si remembers jumping into Willie's pond while filming "Duck Dynasty" — microphone & all! — and how he retrieved his glasses that went flying into the water. Godwin tells everyone about his battle against pizza and how he substitutes it. Si shares with the room that he has a mystery stew, but he can't remember the type of pasta he uses. John-David shares a picture with Si of a kid riding a giraffe, fans send in their own pedicure stories, and finally the guys find a distributor for their favorite snack! -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jep Robertson claims Si STINKS, but Si says that's not possible with his deodorant strategy. Si congratulates Stone on his new jiu-jitsu blue belt, and John-David convinces his 8-year-old son to do the old bowling-ball-tied-to-the-tooth trick. Si has a theory on where all his leg hair went. Martin razzes Si for how he "cherry picks" and "skims" certain foods off the top of gumbo and other dishes, and then Si has a complaint about what he's been smelling in hotels and Ubers. The boys can't wait to tell Stone about their pedicures, with Si insisting he has the "sexiest, prettiest feet anywhere!" A proud army mom shares the story of her pedicure with her sons, a fan asks Si if his military boots rubbed the hair off his legs, and the boys give advice on how to start duck hunting. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si remembers the time he was locked in a public bathroom and couldn't find his way out. Phillip confesses where he got his deer mount from after lying to everyone for so long, and Martin and John-David talk about the weirdest packages and pictures that have ever been sent to them. Martin recalls the scariest plane ride he was ever on during "Duck Dynasty," which somehow ended with Larry the Cable Guy. Plus, did you know that "Duck Dynasty" had an ironclad rule about traveling? John-David and Si chime in with their own horror stories of travel. Si talks about all the times Willie has pranked him in bathrooms and that one time Willie wouldn't let anyone leave the plane until the hand of poker was complete. John-David shows Si some snakeskin boots to rate, and Martin gives advice on how to take a kid fishing for the first time. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been confirmed by professionals: Si has very pretty feet! Godwin started it, y'all asked for it, and we delivered: The boys finally got PEDICURES! Si and Godwin enjoy their relaxing morning while Martin and John-David struggle to keep straight faces during the tickling and pain. The boys all agree John-David's feet are WEIRD and can't get over how murky their foot bath water became. Si wonders how long the polish on his newly-painted toenails will last — and what Christine will think about his scrubbed and polished feet. Back in the duck call room, John-David poses some questions sent in by fans, including "Why is dating harder now than it was in the past?" and "What are good apology gifts?" --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Willie & Korie Robertson almost had a "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" moment at their house after a big ball of grease clogged up the septic tank. Uncle Si claims he'd only need one thing to survive on a desert island ... but it has one big drawback. Stone gets the boys talking about how they deal with an upset wife. Si recalls a batch of ice cream that made him sick. John-David and Martin compare the candy at their grandparents' houses. Stone remembers a time his Army training came in handy when he needed to relieve himself in the middle of a lake, and then the boys discuss their strategies for not having any pieces re-emerge. Stone says he wants to get his first Dickies jumpsuit, and the boys all want to help him find the one he should buy, plus the accessories to complete "the look." The boys are shocked to hear Si's unpopular opinion about Shaq-style basketball. The boys laugh at their favorite "Joe Dirt" lines. Martin and Stone give advice for what a new girlfriend should cook for her boyfriend's family. And who has the better cornbread: Lisa or Missy? --- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Si's commercial made it to the Super Bowl — but how? And what's with all the ads for EVs? John-David is excited to tell everyone his son caught his first fish by himself, and that makes Godwin proud. Martin gets Brittany out of the house for Valentine's Day via concert tickets while he watches the twins. Si tells the funny story of how he lost at poker to Willie and needed a loan from him to keep playing. Martin recounts his sad discovery when he drove up to Duck Commander and saw the aftermath of a hawk killing a small, weak mallard drake. John-David shows Si what it would be like for snakes to fall on top of him from the ceiling, and Martin gives advice for anyone nervous to get married and talks about how to keep Jesus in the center of your relationship. -- Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices