Duck Call Room

Phillip’s recent trip to Belize gives Uncle Si nightmares about his own experience there with the world’s toughest masseuse. John-David is pumped that his childhood hockey experience is coming back to the ice in Monroe and Martin relives his trip to Canada with Godwin and Mountain Man. Phillip watched his kids spearfish with his heart in his throat and Si’s list of things he definitely doesn’t mess with grows longer. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin brings his wife, Paula, to chat with Uncle Si and the boys about her newfound hunting skills, what kind of teacher Godwin is, and how they came to be so close with the Robertson family. Martin is certain his behavior has landed him in Paula’s prayer journal more than once and Paula takes a dig at John-David over his seemingly miserable exercise routine. Godwin is nervous about an upcoming dental procedure and Paula and the boys dispense dating advice to listeners in need of guidance. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si shaved down to his cheeks with an actual razor over the weekend, though Martin is intrigued by the “mud flaps” that were left on Si’s face. Stone seriously recommends a therapeutic butt whooping for adults and John-David gives a vague figure of how much cash it would take for him to shave his beard off. The guys pick a new spirit animal for freshly-barbered Si and provide their own anecdotes about the body positivity movement. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si gets filled in on Disney World details now that John-David is back from his trip and the souvenirs he brought home remind Martin of his childhood contribution to the local circus. While Si doesn’t approve of roller coasters, he does approve of fast cars and faster airplanes. Godwin and Si give some fatherly advice to a new dad of a little girl from their own experiences being girl dads. The boys all agree that Willie is the worst person to fly with of all time and Si makes his views clear about the eating of reptiles. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si might steal Martin’s best friend, Clay McConnell, because they have so much fun discussing ‘Duck Dynasty’ snake wranglers, pyrotechnicians, and the risky stunts they pulled behind the scenes. Phillip shares the news that he’s going to become a father-in-law soon and Martin gets serious about the role of husbands and fathers in the family. Clay reveals the best way to really get Martin’s feathers ruffled and a sneaky trick nearly scares the pants off of Si. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Martin’s twins immediately steal the show with their cuteness and Si can’t get enough! Martin gives an update on all their recent milestones and John-David is a little jealous of his relatives for getting a “recess” to play pickleball everyday. Stone drops a shocking revelation about Phil’s sentimentality these days and Si recalls the time Phil pitched a fastball so hard that the batter’s eye popped out! The boys salute the military men and women who have paid the ultimate price for America’s freedom. A fan’s question about an aging dog leads Martin to get a little misty-eyed over his own recent loss. Make sure to vote for The Blind and WHOA That's Good at https://www.klovefanawards.com/vote - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si looks and feels pretty good for being 76, and he’s got an idea it’s because of his dietary quirks, which John-David is over eager to try out, much to the amusement of Martin and Godwin. Martin finds himself inspired by Godwin’s relationship finesse, from cultivating an outdoorsy relationship with his wife to convincing all the mamas in his life to cook for him at the same time. John-David prepares to head to Disney world and offers a hot take on the park’s food. Si is confused and a little queasy over the style that young men are sporting these days. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si helps Fin Commander’s YouTube channel earn almost 600,000 views to date with a simple fish fry that Willie Robertson doesn’t know he paid for. Stone reports that Miss Kay is finally able to spend some time back at home after he and a crew decluttered her house. John-David’s store the Honey Hole gets robbed again, but this time the social media blast results in a twist ending to the saga. Martin and Si both don’t mind getting their drinks from a fishy ice chest, though Si goes about it a little more hardcore. Watch Fin Commander’s most-viewed video (thanks to Si) at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swrEKK-G540! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si can’t get over some of the hilarious and harmless hijinks the boys have pulled off, but all agree that Willie is on a different level when it comes to prank wars especially with flash grenades. Si once cracked his dad up so hard by justifiably sinking his neighbors boat that he escaped punishment for it. Martin was forced to roast Willie for his birthday, but Si wanted no part of it. John-David is shocked that someone would get Si’s face tattooed on their bodies and Phillip came up with a genius way to get back at a bell bottom wearing classmate in high school. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si devoured his nephew Willie Robertson’s new book “Gospeler” and can’t wait to hear from him about it. Willie recalls using Si as a lookout while he got up to childhood mischief and Martin relives the hilarious trauma of Willie’s relationship with his evil pet llama. John-David’s time spent as Willie’s assistant made him privy to some unusual nighttime hot tub activities and Si is encouraged and excited by Willie’s boldness as a sharer of the Gospel. Get your copy of Gospeller today at https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/gospeler-book/ - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si invites Charles Barkley to join him on Duck Call Room after hearing about Willie, Charles, and Larry the Cable Guy playing golf together. Godwin has planned a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday and will NOT share the details! John-David gets teased about his eccentric fashion choices, and Martin hopes that he can pick his neighbors once he gets to heaven. The boys do their best to answer a theological question, and a fan sends Si the coolest throwback gift maybe ever. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is proud of Jay Stone and his wife, Anna, for taking Miss Kay into their home to care for her until she’s strong enough to return to her own home. Phil appreciates it, too, and Stone is happy to return all the love that Miss Kay has given him over the years. Martin is floored by Stone’s household including both his wife’s grandmother and his married daughter and her husband and John-David gets excited over wedding photos taken in a Waffle House. The boys admire Chuck Norris and invite him to come on the show whenever he’s ready! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si celebrates his birthday by beating all his buddies at cards, except John-David and Martin because they weren’t invited! Si reveals that one of his most dreaded poker opponents was Korie Robertson and Phillip relives his time as a little league umpire and was so bad at it, he needed police protection. The boys let off some steam about their pet peeves when it comes to their wives, give advice to a couple who are broke but in love, and Si recalls writing a song for his album freestyle and in mere minutes. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si gets a visit from THE Wendy of Wendy’s and it really makes his day. Martin finds a treasure in the woods that reminds Si of the $1 turtle rides his childhood neighbor used to offer and John-David kicks off a debate about the existence of good ghosts versus bad ghosts. Godwin debunks everything Stone previously said about whether or not fish can drown and Si is asked by a listener to tell some of his most famous Vietnam tall tales. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Jase Robertson get a chance to sit down with Grammy Award-winning musicians Rebecca St. James and For King & Country to talk about their new movie "Unsung Hero." Si reveals who the unsung hero of his life is and finds he has more in common with these Aussies than he ever thought. Phillip was moved to tears by the movie and Jase might have found his Aussie twin! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s irrational fear of grandmothers comes out after John-David reveals that he got beat down on the pickleball court by a 70 year old woman! John-David’s double first cousin Heath Arthur tries to convince Si to return to the seas on a cruise ship since he’s a cruise director and Stone dives into Heath’s upbringing in Cajun country to relive some of he and Si’s best memories in South Louisiana. Si recalls the clever way his mama made a life for herself during World War 2 and the typical but hilarious “dad joke" his dad played on him after his first duck. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si hears the news of the passing of O.J. Simpson and it’s clear that he’s thought about the famous car chase, trial and acquittal a lot over the past three decades. Martin attempts to answer a tricky moral question posed by the case and Phillip lays out the plan for Si’s upcoming birthday celebration. John-David brings up the topic of the dinosaurs and the boys debate whether or not they truly existed. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si gets fact-checked on his book Si-Cology 101 by its narrator, who happens to be Jay Stone. Martin sings the praises of the Amish community and John-David goes nuts over the photos of decorated taxidermy sent by fans. Producer Hunter introduces everyone to a goblin-fronted death metal band and Godwin’s prayers make a sick fan’s day. Si casts the boys as characters in an old Western movie. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is happy to ask Brian Rucker the tough questions about his prison time, and Rucker is happy to answer truthfully. John-David susses out Rucker’s true and hilarious motivation for getting a black belt in taekwondo in the first place and Stone drops in to demonstrate a few jiu jitsu techniques on his newest student. Martin has what the boys are convinced is a paranormal experience when he wakes to his son's fire truck toy lighting up for no reason in the middle of the night…and a few minutes later, the local fire department calls. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si feels for young people who are trying to follow Christ and struggling with anxiety and offers some advice for overcoming those thoughts. Godwin’s anniversary is coming up and he knows just what to get his wife, but it’s definitely not expensive jewelry! John-David’s son outdressed him for Easter and cut a dashing figure with his presidential look. Martin picks apart an April Fool’s Day joke, but Si pulls off the granddaddy of them all! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Martin recall their wacky contract during the “Duck Dynasty” days to never cut their hair or beards for the entire length of the show! John-David wishes he could see Si without a beard and photos of beardless Jase disturb everyone in the room. Jay Stone thinks he’s figured out what drew them all to the hairy look for so long and John-David once got a haircut from Willie in the middle of a restaurant! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si gets chummy with Christian band Big Daddy Weave and even puts on a concert of his own! John-David gets embarrassed by Sadie and Christian on the pickleball court and Si tells the story of his stickball experience courtesy of the Choctaw Nation. Phillip is so experienced at going to Si’s gigs that he now brings his own equipment for leftovers and Martin totally agrees with the science that proves one of Si’s taller tales to be true. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is excited to have his wife, Christine, back from the hospital, and he can’t help but show it! Martin gets into the doghouse by losing his wallet and keys with a rookie mistake. John-David and Godwin share some of the dumbest things they’ve ever done, and the boys are thrilled that their producer Hunter’s quest for love has come to an end … for now! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si empathizes with veterans who struggle inwardly and outwardly, given his own experience with war. Stone has a proud father moment when his 9 year old daughter achieves her gray belt in jiu jitsu and updates the guys on Rucker’s progress on the mat. John-David is glad to have a fellow bidet lover in the Robertson family, but it definitely isn’t Si. Martin is excited for his boys to grow up a little more so he can teach them the same values he was raised with. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si overcomes his panic when his wife has a bad fall, and he makes an emergency 911 call to get her to the hospital. Phillip feels a little guilty for not having his phone on him during the emergency, and John-David wins Father of the Year for making his son’s birthday party pretty amazing. Martin gets into a dangerous situation when his boat trailer jackknifes on the interstate, and the boys are glad they’re no longer a part of the modern dating scene. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s bank account gets hacked from across the pond, proving his point about the danger of computers. Martin and John-David agree that anyone who is around Willie should keep their valuables and personal information locked up and Si doubles down on his disapproval of motorcycles. Stone is amused by Rucker being his newest jiu jitsu recruit, though Rucker’s first lesson comes to an abrupt and painful end. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Godwin calls out bakeries that don’t provide options for sugar-free folks like himself and Si refuses to eat cookies without raisins. The boys relive their most dangerous stunts, though Martin was injured doing something pretty ordinary. John-David pulled several stunts that ended with law enforcement showing up and Si recalls the good old days of sneaking out at night to horse around with his cousins. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si needs new footwear, has a birthday coming up and authorizes the boys to get him some cool new kicks, preferably in gold! John-David relives his glory days as a tipsy LARPer towering over the assembled nerds, and Martin is down for a domino game as a podcast episode as long as he’s on Si’s team. Phillip once got trash talked out of the house by Si and other Robertsons during a poker game and the boys recount their experiences meeting both nice and rude celebrities. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is happy to visit with Jep and Jessica Robertson to get an update on their lives. Jep is proud of the sports success his sons have had and Jessica is gearing up to marry off another daughter! John-David questions the odd sounds he hears coming from their house at night since they live next door and Si reports his own recent experience with mystery nighttime noises. Martin is impressed but slightly frightened by Jessica’s choice for their next pet! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is creeped out by how many robots there are in our daily lives, though John-David and his family are very much into it. Stone is excited that his youngest daughter is now old enough for her first deer hunt with him and Si and Martin encourages young people to hustle in a responsible way to support themselves and learn life skills. Stone shares a horrific story about a Roomba gone wrong that apparently isn’t that uncommon. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is pretty sure that AI has impersonated him after one of his stories goes awry. Godwin wants to revamp the full-service gas station industry and John-David puts his anti-social tendencies on full display at the grocery store. Martin recently experienced restaurant service from a waiter who is both a cat and a robot. The boys come up with a plan to communicate with Si since his house in the boonies still doesn’t have phone service. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An Uncle Si fan gets more than he bargained for by trying Si’s home remedy! Si and Phillip get their creative juices flowing by listening to his favorite songs, and Martin is impressed with the depth and breadth of their musical interests. John-David is staggered by Si’s “weird” pizza preferences, and Martin can’t understand where Si puts all that pizza on his skinny frame. Si’s backwards neighbors take out their ignorance on an unusual flying object, and Willie unwittingly gives the boys more material to tease him with. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si misses the days that the drive-in movies were popular (even though he mostly paid attention to his wife, not the movie) and tries convincing the boys to help him open one of their own in town. Martin & John-David can’t get over Si’s unintentional trip to see “Ted” because he thought it would be a family movie. Godwin is excited to help someone else name their child and Martin’s twin's recent milestone has everyone giving him fatherly advice. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Love is in the air as Uncle Si and the boys give insight into their married lives. Si can’t believe how young these two soon-to-be-married couples seem, especially since one of them is Jay Stone’s daughter. Jay reveals how his daughter’s boyfriend asked for her hand in a deer stand and Si recalls how he used to strike fear into the hearts of his daughter’s boyfriends. John-David and Martin are shocked and amused at how Si’s teeth got to be in the state they’re in and Si pays his respects to the late Toby Keith. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si & Korie Robertson relive Si’s lawsuit and how he charmed the entire courtroom, including the judge! Martin discovers the source of several famous catchphrases he and the Robertsons use and John-David is underwhelmed by Si’s abilities as a rapper. Si and the boys are impressed and moved by Korie & Sadie’s mission in Guatemala to translate the Bible for a small community who speak an ancient language. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si’s preppy past is revealed by the wonder of the internet, and John-David can’t wait to share the photographic proof with the world. Martin feels the need to clarify an awkward but still true episode of “Duck Dynasty,” and Phillip shares the security footage of a hit and run that he was recently the victim of. Si and George H. W. Bush are both known for the same thing at a Houston hospital, and the boys debate the pros and cons of being the president of the United States. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John Godwin is officially down 100 pounds and everyone couldn’t be happier for him! Si has finally put a little paunch on his lanky frame after decades of effort from Miss Kay. Martin’s love of chicken liver is inexplicable to John-David, and the boys find some more wacky “Duck Dynasty” merch out in the world. Si swears his older brother once drove a Beetle underneath a cow, but the boys aren’t so sure they buy it. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si led the German police to think he was a serial killer by leaving a bloody mess in the basement of his apartment building! Phillip exposes the things Si does in his kitchen that everyone agrees should usually be done outside. John-David waffles on giving up something that’s been important to him his whole life and Martin sacrifices something special for his wife because she definitely earned it with her toughness. Phillip gives a health update to a concerned listener and the boys pick what scent each other’s candles would be if they had one named after themselves. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si views what’s possibly the most hilarious and typical advertisement ever produced by his brother Phil. Jay Stone reckons that Si’s deer “Toothpick” has won this round of deer season by evading them, but Si is already buckling up for next season. John-David and Martin cringe at Si’s recollection of his harsh but effective nursing techniques. Si still can’t get over the most hilarious prank he’s ever seen in person, but Martin is just glad everyone survived it. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While the South was covered in ice, Uncle Si weathered the storm the best way he knew how while John-David nearly got run over for a bowl of chicken and dumplings. John-David uncovers some truly wacky Uncle Si merch, including one item that Martin hopes will be included in Si’s funeral. Phillip causes and then saves Si from a home invasion by carloads of fans, and Si has an unpleasant experience at a gas station that turns funny once it’s in the rearview. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miss Kay rebuts several of Si's claims, including being a “ladies man.” Phillip reveals what he, Si, Phil, and the boys got up to while Miss Kay went away on vacation, and Si remembers the most troublesome Robertson that even gives Miss Kay shivers. John-David forces a showdown between Si & Miss Kay over the best remedy for everything from a cough to a cold to a stomach bug. Phillip is glad the butterfly effect of the Robertson family changed his family’s life, and John-David is lucky to be here because of it too. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and John Crist, comedian and YouTube sensation, share some laughs with the boys over the distinct cultural differences between them. Martin and John-David enjoy dishing out the details they have when John brings up celebrity gossip about Luke Bryan. John decides that West Monroe is like a ride at Disney World and can’t wait to come back and hang out with Si. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si feels for Godwin after his messy stomach bug, but doesn’t necessarily want to hear all the details. Martin is glad no one got hurt during an idiotic thing that John-David did at work, and John-David is shocked to hear how dangerous falling birds can be. Martin reveals that he and Godwin once showered together and it really didn’t go well. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si isn’t fooling anyone denying his abysmal sleeping habits, and Jay Stone reintroduces his friend the eminent sage and “paintologist”, Dr. Deans. Martin kicks himself out of his own house and the kids, too! Stone tries to give the true measure of Si & Jase’s epic, nose-to-nose showdown, but Si ain’t having it. John-David concludes that the “Duck Dynasty” loofahs featuring Si’s face are gone from existence. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si is the subject of another internet rumor, but this one he finds truly hilarious. Martin and Si get into over fantastical creatures, which Si jokes were the catalyst for human evolution. Phillip loved going on the Duck Commander Cruise because of the 24/7 buffet and Phil Robertson loved having a “captive” audience, but Si had a big problem with the whole thing. John-David stuns and intrigues the boys with the swimwear he swiped from Willie and the wager he makes to show them off. Listen to the ENTIRE song we ordered for Uncle Si: https://spoti.fi/4arKi9m - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si can’t wait to hear about the surprise trip Martin took to make his wife happy, happy, happy. John-David feels like he’s seeing double after meeting the father of Duck Call Room producer and special guest, Hunter. Si thinks he’s cracked the code to make himself smell delightful to all the ladies and it’s not because of a certain bathroom product with his own face on it! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and the boys answer some of their fans’ most burning (and silly) questions. Martin recalls the most awkward encounter he’s ever had with someone seeking an autograph, and John David has decided there’s one food he can’t live without. Godwin lets the boys in on some of his most interesting talents and facts about himself. Si had a great time making an episode of “Duck Dynasty” but it never reached the screen. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si fans love hearing about the life of Bryan Rucker, a former Duck Commander employee whose life has had some wild ups and downs. Rucker is back to give more insight into his rollercoaster life, from growing up and selling drugs in the roughest neighborhood in Houston, to working at Duck Commander and getting into silly shenanigans, to becoming a faith-based counselor to other people with difficult pasts. Go back and check out the other Rucker episode at: https://youtu.be/oYQRGD76cFs. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si hasn’t technically worked for Duck Commander in years, but that doesn’t stop him battling it out with his nephew and former boss, Willie Robertson. Si and Willie’s relationship confounds and amuses the boys and touches the hearts of people all over. Some of the best moments and arguments between Willie and Si will never be forgotten! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Si and Godwin agree that a new health trend seems ludicrous, though they’d do it for a “nominal fee.” Godwin really ticks off his wife and now he’s afraid to go to sleep, and Martin can’t blame him. John-David nearly falls out of his chair laughing at Si’s reinvented story about his favorite pigeon. The boys give advice for taking care of invasive species and try to encourage a young man who’s having some trouble and feeling down at school. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices